Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 1, Episode 6 - The Best Part of Breaking Up - full transcript

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-[Alex] I've never seen my…
-Yeah. Hey, guys…

I just got tickets to Blink-182.
I think I'm gonna ask Stephen.

Do I have shade on me?

[Alex] Listen, this is like, so déjà vu,
of, like, every time you guys break up.

-Me and Stephen?
-[Alex] Yeah.

'Cause it's like, you guys
go through phases, like--

I know.

[Alex] Okay. "We're broken up," whatever,
then you talk again,

then you always, like somehow…

[Kristin] I know.

[Alex] At least it's not, like…



But it's like not-- We're, like,
just friends, you know what I mean.

[Alex] It's, like, different this time
than it was.

Yeah. It could turn into, like,

you wanting to get back together again.

-[Kristin] I know.
-[Morgan] But like, I understand like--

Stephen is really protective over you.

[Kristin] He's gnarly, like,
you know as well, he's like,

"I get jealous when you even
hug another guy,"

and I'm like, that's ridiculous.

And all I did with Sam was kiss him.

["Come Clean" playing]

♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪

♪ Trying to fit a square into
A circle was my life ♪



♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪

♪ Let it wash away
My sanity ♪

♪ 'Cause I wanna feel the thunder ♪

♪ I wanna scream ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

♪ I'm coming clean ♪

[theme music concludes]

[waves crashing]

-[Lo] Are you serious?
-[Lauren] Yeah, do you wanna go?

Yes. That's fun.
I've never been to a concert before.

-You've never been to any kind of concert?
-Uh-uh. So it's Blink-182?

-Yeah.
-Oh, I'm excited.

But I have to go,
'cause I just talked to Trey,

and I have to go help him
'cause he's doing that fashion show.

I thought you were gonna
help me pick out clothes.

We have to do it right now?

-[Lo] No.
-Then we'll do it later.

Wait, for a fashion show?

-Yeah, something for A.Y.A.
-[Lo] I wanna go.

[Lauren] Yeah, he might actually
need you to model hats for him.

-It'll be fun.
-As long as it's a cute hat.

["Sick Society" playing]

♪ It's going to my head ♪

♪ It's a sick society ♪

[phone ringing]

Hello.

-Stephen.
-Hey.

-[Kristin over phone] Hey, what's up?
-What are you doing?

[Kristin] Nothing.
What are you doing?

[Stephen over phone] Just driving.

Hey, [chuckles] Do you wanna go

to a Blink-182 concert
with me tomorrow night?

-Um… When?
-You don't sound very excited.

-Nah… Where is it?
-You want to?

Sure.

It's down in San Diego
and we'd have to leave

around, like, 3:00, 4:00,
like around there.

You want to?

-Yeah, I'm down.
-Okay. Cool.

[car engine rumbling]

["Workin' On It" playing]

♪ Once when I was seventeen
I had a dream to be somebody ♪

♪ All I was gonna need
Was my suitcase packed with poetry ♪

♪ Inside I heard a voice… ♪

[indistinct chatter]

How many models do we have total?

Well, we have eight with me,
seven with Jessica.

We have supposedly
eight with Tanner.

So we have, what?
That's 16 plus seven is…

Um… A lot.

[all laughing]

[Dora] All righty, so we have…

[continues laughing]

-[Dora] Four designers?
-Right.

We've just found that the more details
that you figure out

ahead of time just
makes a smoother event.

Especially because we do have, you know,

a 20-to-25-minute frame,
we'd like the fashion show to be flowing,

rather just have
all four designers go quick,

have fast-paced music,
have the emcee on it,

so we just wanna make sure
you're thinking about all of those things.

It's definitely on our mind.

We're thinking a dress
rehearsal tomorrow at three.

How about, like, four?

[Lauren] You know what's
really easy?

It's if you take pictures
with your digital Polaroid

of the t-shirts, of the outfits,
put 'em on a big poster board

and put 'em in order
and people's names under 'em.

Oh, LC, that's huge.

Well, that's what we had to do,
you said to do Polaroids.

Otherwise,
it's really confusing.

All right, well, we gotta go.

-[laughs]
-A lot to do before tomorrow.

-[all chuckle]
-You definitely have work to do.

[Lauren chuckles, exclaims]

Trey, I'll see you
at the Blink concert.

[Trey] All right, good deal.

["A Mess to Be Made" playing]

♪ In a dream that I can't seem to shake ♪

♪ She is, she is standing alone… ♪

Kristin, um, she wants
to get back together

-so bad.
-[Cara] She does.

[Cara] So, are you guys
gonna hang out more?

-Uh. We have, like, so much fun together.
-[Cara] Yeah.

I don't have, like,
much fun with anybody else.

And that's why when we weren't together,
like every other girl that I was with--

-Didn't compare?
-[Stephen] Didn't compare.

And she said the same
way about me, but then now…

-[table thuds]
-You guys are just kinda meant to be,

-you know, kinda thing.
-I know. Hmm.

That's what's so hard.
And on top of that, there's Lauren.

Like, she'll say, "Oh, I don't care,
I don't care," whatever.

But still, it's… I don't know.

She acts in completely different ways.

-We'll see.
-[Cara] Yeah.

♪ Then there's you
You're a mess to be made ♪

Wait, we're in section 101?

♪ A mess to be made ♪

Stretch! [groans]

-[Stephen over phone] Hello?
-Stephen.

-What are you doing?
-What are you doing?

-We just got in here.
-[Lauren] In where?

-Wait, are you coming here?
-Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know you were coming.

Wait, is Stephen coming?

[Lauren] Wait, who are you here with?

-I'm with Kristin.
-[Lauren] Are you serious?

What is your seat number?

-[Stephen] LC!
-[Lo] Is he here? Where is he?

Stephen! Kristin!
Where is your guys' seats?

[Lauren] Wait, I thought that
Sam and Kristin were hooking up.

[Lo] Where are you sitting?

-Okay.
-Okay, Kristin. [laughs]

Okay, Kristin hates us.

No, Kristin hates me, but it's okay.

-Oh, [bleep]… [chuckles]
-[Lo] Where's Der--

-Are you kidding me?
-[laughs] Are they sitting with us?

-She looks like a happy camper. [laughs]
-[laughs]

-[Lo] 'Cause you called him, right?
-[Lauren] So?

Kristin wore, like, her PJs.

[Stephen] What a coincidence!

There's Dieter and Trey.

Dieter and Trey!

[indistinct chatter]

[Lauren] Thank God,
you just saved me from Kristin.

[Lo] What seat are you guys in?

[Trey] How much was that,
like, eight bucks?

Hey, dude, I'm just gonna
grab two of these,

-all right?
-Three bucks right there, three bucks.

[Lo] Oh, I see smoke poofs.

-See 'em?
-Smoke poofs.

Does that mean people are blazing?

-That's not cigarette poof.
-That's definitely not a cigarette poof.

-Oh, it's starting, look!
-Whoo!

[crowd cheers]

-[band playing "What's My Age Again?"]
-[Lo] I know this one!

♪ I took her out
It was a Friday night ♪

♪ I wore cologne
To get the feeling right ♪

♪ We started making out
And she took off my pants ♪

♪ But then I turned on the TV ♪

♪ And that's about the time
She walked away from me ♪

♪ Nobody likes you when you're 23 ♪

♪ And are still more amused by TV shows ♪

♪ What the [bleep] is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age ♪

♪ What's my age again?
What's my age again? ♪

[crowd cheers]

[Dieter] That was awesome.

Where's the love? Where is the love?

[Lauren] Where's my car?

[Lo] That's what I wanna know.

[man] The fast one? I'm driving it, baby.

[all laughing]

[man]

[Lo] Please stop molesting me!

[man]

[Lauren] Okay, now we bail.

-[Trey] What up?
-[man] What?

I'm not saying anything.

[man] What's up, dog?

-[Lauren] Oh, my God.
-[man]

-[Trey]
-[man]

I can't believe that guy
just called me a slut.

-[Trey]
-[man]

-[man]
-[Trey]

[man]

[Lauren] Trey, Trey!

Pick on someone your own size.

-[Lauren] Trey!
-[Lo] Trey.

[man]

[man]

[Trey] You rely on your boys?

[Lo] No, stop, you guys, stop.

What the [bleep] is going on?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the [bleep]…

-[Stephen] What did I miss?
-Hey, really, let's just go.

What the [bleep]…

[Kristin] What just happened?

[Lauren] The guy called us sluts,
so Trey was like,

"Why did you just call them sluts?"
[chuckles]

[Lauren] He called me a slut.

-[Kristen] Well, Lauren looks like a slut.
-[shushes]

[man]

I bet you will.

-I bet you will.
-[Kristin] Look at Lauren,

-she's just stressing. She's-- God.
-No, get your key.

Open your car, please, I wanna go.

[man]

[Kristin] Stephen, Stephen, Stephen.

Dude.

This cretin calls
the [bleep] girls sluts, dude.

Dude, we're over this, dude.

[Stephen] Just get in the car.

[man]

[scoffs] Shorty fights?

[man]

I put ten dollars on me.

[man]

Why don't we just, like,
go our separate ways?

Let's just go our separate ways.

["Time to Time" playing]

♪ …pours a drink
From time to time ♪

♪ And it's all right ♪

[chuckles]

Who do you think would've won
between Trey and the little person?

That's what I was just thinking about.
[laughs]

That little tattooed man

had lots of big tattooed friends
with him.

Oh, with the big tattooed friends,
he would've lost.

I'm talking, like,
Trey and the little man.

Oh, I think Trey. I was afraid.

Well, he was rude,
that's why Trey got mad at him.

-He was defending us.
-I know. That was appreciated.

I like when Stephen
walks up and he was like,

-"What is going on?"
-It was funny, though.

The concert was just…
Ah, it was fun.

-Thanks for taking me.
-[Lauren] You're welcome.

[Lo] So, the fashion show
is later on today?

That's gonna be cool.

Are the hats, like, for A.Y.A.?
[chuckles]

I love Trey's hats.

He basically wants to make young people
feel like they can make a difference,

and that they can do things.

-I mean, it should be fun.
-Well, I support that.

Well, yeah. Kind of. I don't know,
Trey and I are back at his house

trying to plan out and like,
time the event.

It's gonna be huge, Mom.
It's gonna be great.

I'd say the door is about,
like, right here.

It's like, guy, okay,
he's walking across, shows off--

Oh, wait.

-Then they walk over here.
-[Polster] Trey.

Check this out. I know,
this is kind of crazy-complicated,

but you got people coming in
from both entrances?

Yeah, one and then the other.

So, this guy crosses over to that corner,
cruises around here, comes out.

When he goes out there,
this guy comes out

and goes to that corner and he could…
Oh, no, dude.

That might blow your time so much.

-I don't know.
-[Trey] I wish Lauren was here.

[Trey] She's, like, good at this stuff.

I know.

["Blue Book" playing]

♪ My dream would be
Reality ♪

[Mike] So, are you and Stephen
gonna go work out or something?

-Mm-hmm.
-Why are you still hanging out with him?

With Stephen?

[Mike] Yeah, what the hell's up with that?

-[chuckles]
-[Mike] You're such an idiot.

[chuckles] Oh. No, we're just friends.
We're nothing like, I don't know.

You're just friends,
but you go to the gym together?

[chuckles] All right, well, like,
we're really good friends,

but, like, well, okay,
obviously, we still like each other,

-but we're not together.
-You guys still hook up?

-Sorry.
-[Kristin chuckles] I don't know.

-That's cool.
-[Saul] Let's go, guys.

[Mike chuckles] Yeah.

-[Kristin] What's up?
-What's up, Saul?

-[Mike chuckles]
-[Saul grunts]

-[Mike] How's it going, man?
-[Saul] Yeah.

-How you been?
-[Saul] Good.

Hi.

["My Desire" playing]

♪ I can't be with you today
There's a fire ♪

♪ Burnin' inside of me
My desire ♪

[Trey] LC, all right, so here's the deal.
Let's do this.

Do we know what order
we're doing these all in?

[Trey] Yes, I have your order.

Okay, cool. And we're doing it exactly
like we did it in the dress rehearsal?

-No.
-How are we doing it?

I just need to make sure
I have all the hats prepared

for the right person, the right time.

Why don't you take tape
and stick it on the inside and be like,

-"LC 1", "LC 2?" Or , like, "Lo 1…"
-Okay. You're saying I have

to do that in ten minutes.

Go get tape, I'll do it.

And whoever claims the green hat…

What green hat?

Good question.
I thought I had more than this.

-[Lauren] Where's Stephen?
-He's with Kristin.

-Are they coming?
-They should be coming.

-Is someone gonna call and find out?
-Is this all my hats?

[whizzes]

[grunts] Hi.

[grunts, exhales]

-Keep going.
-Hold on a second.

All right, so just tell me
who I'm after on the second run.

-Who's the last person?
-You're after, um…

-LC and Lo.
-Okay.

No, no, no, this is my second hat.
This is my first hat.

Lauren and I know what we're doing.

Jessica's gonna do this,
and then we're going to hand it to this,

and Lauren has to have it here.

[Kristin] This for when my dad calls me.

-[Stephen] Which one?
-[Kristin] This one.

[sinister music on phone]

[Kristin] That's my dad.

But my phone is always on
vibrate, but, you know…

This is yours.

[classical music on phone]

-[Kristin chuckles]
-That's only mine?

[Kristin] That's like, "Aw…"

-That's mine? Really?
-[chuckles]

You guys ready to go?

-Yeah, guy.
-Who goes first with the--

No, it's Polster, then--

[Polster] Everyone needs to relax
over here.

Guys, it's a five-minute warning.

Dude. Who the [bleep] did this?

[Kristin] I wanna get in the front row.

[indistinct conversation]

-[Trey] Hey, guys, good luck tonight.
-[man speaking over PA]

I'm the designer and owner

of "Charge and Put Some Clothes On"
clothing companies.

First, I just wanna say
a big thanks to Trey Phillips,

because Trey Phillips is the starter

of "Active Young America",
which is a non-profit organization

that was started here in Laguna Beach

to increase and empower
the youth's potential.

-So, uh…
-[Stephen] Polster!

…here comes the line.
and have a nice night.

[crowd cheering, applauding]

Whoo!

["Till There Was You (Club Mix)" playing]

[laughs]

Come on, let's see the attitude!

[Kristin] Oh, what?

-[laughs]
-[laughs] I think he fell over!

Yeah, Morgan!

Whoo!

Yeah, it's like insane things…

[cheering]

Ready? Here we go.

[crowd cheering]

Why would she ever wear that?

Is Lauren a model?

Not!

Oh, God.

[whistles] Yeah!

[crowd cheering]

[laughs] Whoo!

[continues laughing]

That's not it. Which one is it?
Which one is it?

-[Polster] Dude, that one.
-This one.

[Polster] Trey, Trey, Trey!

♪ Now I've fallen for you ♪

♪ And there's no coming down ♪

♪ Till there was you
I know what you're needing ♪

Those two are so hot.

♪ My thoughts are leading me ♪

♪ Straight into your eyes ♪

[cheering]

[Trey] I just wanna say thank you
to all the designers

and the models and everything

for donating
all their time for a good cause,

to progressing the young communities.
Thanks again.

[audience applauds, cheers]

[Polster] You rock, Trey!

Good job, Trey!

Whew.

How did that work?

♪ This feeling is all new ♪

♪ I want you
Till there was you ♪

[music fades]

[Lo] So what's up with you and Stephen?

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

If it was, like, ten degrees warmer,
we could so be at the beach right now.

We could be at the beach right now.

-It's no big deal.
-Yeah?

When are we gonna go to
Newport and find boys?

Soon, hopefully. There's none here.

-We've used them all up.
-[chuckles] We've used them all up.

[Lauren ] Are you coming over to watch
The O.C. tonight?

Duh.

[Alex] What are you and
Stephen doing tonight?

He-- Okay, he's getting San Shi Go,

…and we're gonna take it down
to the beach by, like, the Montage

and then we're
gonna go play miniature golf.

[chuckles] Isn't that cute?

-You guys are a lot alike, huh?
-[Kristin] Oh, my God. Yeah.

And that's why we fight so much,
'cause we're both stubborn.

and we're like, neither of us
will be like, "Okay, I'm sorry."

-You both want your way.
-[Kristin chuckles] Yeah.

And you guys have different opinions,

-like, "No, I'm right, you're wrong."
-[chuckles] Yeah, always.

That's really cute,
what Stephen's doing, though.

I know. Things are really good, right now.

Which is good.

You're really in love with him, huh?

Mm-hmm.

[knocking on door]

Who's that? Who's there?

["Five Years" playing]

♪ You were the best thing and the
Worst thing to ever happen to me ♪

♪ All rolled up in to one ♪

♪ And it's taken me this long
To write a song about you ♪

[Stephen] Picnic on the beach.

This looks good.

-[laughs]
-Let's clear the debris.

Oh.

-It's gonna fit one of us.
-[laughs]

Your rice.

[Stephen] Edamame.

-Ooh!
-What did you call it, "Out of mommy?"

"Out of mommies?"

-[Kristin] Edamames.
-"Ed-a-mommies."

-[Kirstin] Like Ed.
-[Stephen] Lots of soy sauce.

-[Kristin] No.
-[grunts]

-How was coffee?
-[Kristin] It was good.

What did you guys talk about?

-Um…
-[sniffs]

You're not telling me something.

-[laughs] What am I not telling you?
-[Stephen] Mmm.

[Kristin] We were just talking,
I don't know. [sniffs] I don't remember.

-You don't remember?
-[Kristin chuckles]

-It's like something I would say.
-I don't know.

Why you gotta be all the way over there?

-Because all of this right here.
-[Stephen] You're not digging

into the sushi yet, are you?

[Kristin] Okay, no-- No, wait, wait.

[both laugh]

Oh, my God.

[Kristin] You were gonna bring candles?

-[Stephen whispers] Damn it.
-[Kristin whimpers]

[Lauren] Do you see
what time it is?

[Morgan] Yeah, it fell.

-It fell?
-I don't know if that one's yours.

-[Lauren] One flew under Lo's seat.
-See how it's kinda sticky?

It's on!

-[Lo] Everyone watches The O.C.
-[Kristin] Apparently.

[Jen] Do you really think so?

Or do you think it's just
interesting to us

-because we, like, live in it?
-It might be just us.

Whenever you go out of town,
when you meet other people

like when we were in Mammoth,
we met some guy who's--

I don't know, we were talking
about home, and he's like,

-"You guys live in the O.C.?"
-[Morgan] Yeah, yeah, totally.

And like, when Dieter
went to Ohio to go look at

-that school--
-They were so stoked on him.

They were so amped on him.

[Morgan] Cool, that's like,
the new pick-up line. [chuckles]

It's like, "I'm from the O.C."

-[Morgan] What's your name?
-[Lo] It's going down.

-It's going down in the O.C.!
-[chuckles]

Nice grip.
Do you literally lock your little fingers?

-Yeah, babe.
-Aw, little fingers.

All right, ready?

-Oh, my God! Easy!
-[laughs]

Oh! Oh, my God! Did you see that?

That's a joke. Where does this lead?

-Three.
-Four.

-Three.
-You're cheating.

Okay, fine.

They break up, like, every episode
and re-get back together.

They are going out.

Oh, in this show.

-[Jen] That's what we were talking about.
-Oh!

I meant real life.

I like her Marc Jacobs necklace.

I like her hair, it's how you wear it.

I have her jeans.

[all gasp]

-Uh…
-Oh!

Oh, my gosh!

[indistinct chatter on TV]

Damn.

-Oh!
-Eww.

Eww! Eww! Eww, stop kissing.

[crickets chirping]

["What Have You Got to Lose" playing]

♪ When you've got love ♪

♪ Deep inside ♪

♪ Tell me, hey now
What have you got to lose ♪

[Stephen] I'm stoked
we got back together.

[Kristin] So am I.

[theme music playing]

[theme music concludes]

[baby laughing]

[woman] Go, go, Luckey!