Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 1, Episode 5 - What Happens in Cabo - full transcript

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-[Kristin] I'm so excited for Cabo.
-[Alex] Me too.

-I'm gonna pack like tonight.
-I know, I know, me too.

[Alex] What's the deal
with you and Stephen now?

-Not like anything?
-[chuckles] I don't know. No.

Same as it's always been.

What if he hooks up
with Lauren in Cabo?

-Would you be mad?
-Well, yeah, but at the same time,

just like 'cause it's like Cabo, you know.

Like, I'm probably gonna hook up
with someone else, too, you know?

I wanna hook up with Sam.

Oh, my God, he's so hot.



-I know.
-I know.

Are you gonna hook up with anyone?

Probably not.

But what happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo.

[both laugh]

["Come Clean" playing]

♪ 'Cause perfect ♪

♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪

♪ Trying to fit a square
Into a circle was my life ♪

♪ I defy ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪

♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪

♪ 'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream ♪

♪ Let the rain fall down
I'm coming clean ♪



♪ I'm coming clean ♪

[music fades]

[Jen] Someone stepped on
the 200-dollar straightener!

I don't put it away for once.
My mom fires my maid.

And so, I'm a little unused to,
you know, cleaning up after myself.

-Lauren, you gotta wait for the light.
-Look, they stopped, Jen.

-[Lauren] Okay?
-[Jen] Okay.

You're so weird.

[Lauren] We need bathing suits for Cabo.

-Ooh, I like that one. [grunts]
-[chuckles]

-[Jen] See, you're… [chuckles]
-Oh, here.

[Jen] You're doing
the reaching sound. Eh, eh.

This is cool!

Jen, you've gotta be kidding me.
Put it back.

-[Jen] Talk to me about Cabo.
-[indistinct chatter]

Who do you think's gonna hook up with who?

[Lauren] You know, like, last year,
when you're hearing about,

like, all the Cabo hook-ups?
They're always really random.

[Jen] "Whatever happens in Cabo,
stays in Cabo."

Your quote for the newspaper.

-Did you seriously quote me for that?
-[Jen] Uh-huh.

Do you like this?

-I can't decide.
-I don't know. I have to see it on, Jen.

-Okay, I'm gonna try this on.
-[Lauren] Okay.

Now, you're not gonna get any other ones?

[Jen] Well, I'm gonna look.

Wait, who has this?
Someone have this bathing suit?

-[Jen] Yes.
-Who?

-[Jen] Kristin.
-Really?

["More Bounce in California" playing]

♪ We've got more
Bounce in California ♪

♪ Than all y'all combined
We got more bounce in California ♪

♪ We like to party all the time
We got more bounce in California ♪

♪ Where the hustlers all reside
We got more bounce in California ♪

[music concludes]

[Alex] Are you guys getting bathing suits?

[Kristen] Mm-hmm. I need one for Cabo.

That's really, really,
really, really cute.

-Oh, my God, I like this one's hot!
-[Alex] This one's cute.

[Kristin] Can I get
a large top and a small bottom?

-Yeah.
-Thank you so much.

I'm so excited.
I think that's really cute.

Are there pink bottoms
or just these little things?

-I would never be able to wear a thong!
-[Alex] Maybe if my butt was, like, tan.

Wait, wait, wait.

-Do you wanna start… set it in your room?
-All right, yeah.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ I'm coming from the land
Where the seasons never change ♪

♪ Where all around the world
They're all looking to L.A. ♪

♪ Always the first in new directions
'Cause Cali leads the way ♪

♪ Just a little bit higher, baby ♪

♪ Just a little bit higher now ♪

-[upbeat music concludes]
-[phone ringing]

-Hey, whatcha doin'?
-[chuckles] Nothing, how's your bed?

It's friggin' hot.

I know, I am so excited
to go get tanned in Cabo.

Oh, I'm so-- oh, my God.

I was asking Stephen last night, like,
what he expects to happen in Cabo

'cause, like, you know Lauren is going,

-and they're like…
-Oh, yeah.

He's like, "I don't know." He's like,
"I don't even know if all of us

are gonna hang out." And I was like,
"What are you talking about?"

Are you gonna hang out with him later?

He's playing golf
and then he's supposed to call me.

[birds chirping]

-[Trey] Oh, yeah! [laughs]
-Holy…

-Good par.
-That was rad.

Nice, Trey! [laughs]

Dude, you, LC
and freakin' Kristin in Cabo, dude.

You're saying that
you're not gonna hook up with LC in Cabo.

There's no way
I'm gonna hook up with LC.

I just can picture this kid coming back
from Cabo with, like, two black eyes.

-[chuckles]
-I won't… I won't let that happen.

Okay.

I'll bet you 20 bucks right now
I'm gonna be saving your ass.

You don't want me to take that bet.

-Stay down!
-[grunts]

[Stephen] Go!

-[both] Go! Go!
-[Dieter] I don't know. I don't know.

-[all laugh]
-[Dieter] Okay.

-I'll gladly make that bet with you.
-[Dieter] Here, look at it logically.

It's me and you,
and then it's Kristin, LC,

and then you mix that
with what goes on in Cabo.

LC will be in our room before
the end of the first night, guaranteed.

-[chuckles] No way.
-Guaranteed, bro.

All right, I'll bet you 20 bucks.

-I'll bet you 50, 50, 50.
-High five.

-Fifty bucks.
-You just lost 50 bucks.

["Vacation" playing]

♪ I never wanted to be in charge ♪

♪ I never really wanted
To have a big car ♪

♪ I'm not always gonna get things right ♪

♪ The mistakes I made
They're gonna get made ♪

♪ I need a vacation
A holiday in the sun ♪

♪ I need a vacation ♪

♪ From you ♪

[music concludes]

[upbeat Latin music playing]

[Dieter] Oh, yeah!

-[upbeat Latin music concludes]
-Well. Whoo!

[Lauren] I'm going straight to the pool.

-Yeah.
-Hey.

[Jessica] We're in Cabo, guys.

-We're in Cabo.
-I wonder how close that cruise ship is.

-Hey, let's just have a big orgy.
-[Lauren chuckles]

Are you guys down?
Now that we're in Cabo.

-We'll see you guys at the pool.
-See ya.

Remember that room number.

Nice room.

-Oh, dude, rad.
-Such a nice room.

[upbeat Latin music playing]

Dude, look at the view.

Oh, yeah! What a view, man!

[screams]

-[upbeat Latin music continues]
-[indistinct clamor]

[shrieks]

[Kristen] Sam!

[screams]

[shrieks] Stop it, you guys!

Oh, my God, stop!

[exclaims]

[upbeat Latin music concludes]

[seagulls squawking]

[upbeat Latin music playing]

-[upbeat Latin music concludes]
-Look how red my forehead is.

My top is, like, fine,
and then my cheeks are, like, bright red.

-Yeah.
-I'm like, sweet.

It looks like
I have major acne or something.

[Kristin] I have to turn
the blow dryer on, sorry.

Dieter and Stephen are so alike.

Anytime I'm having a fun time,
he has to, like, freak out about it.

You think you'll hook up with Sam tonight?

What?

You think you'll hook up with Sam tonight?

Um…

I really have no idea.

He's, like, porn star looking, you know?

[chuckles] He's, like, such a sweet guy.

-Is it too, like, poofy?
-[Jen] Lemme see.

You know what? It's a tad poofy.

-Is it?
-[Jen] I must admit.

-[Lauren] Is it too--
-[Jen] No, it's cute. No, it's cute.

-Is it… does it look silly?
-[Jen] No, it doesn't look silly.

[sighs]

So, what do you think Kristin and Stephen
are gonna fight about tonight?

Why would you come to Cabo
and get in a fight?

Go and have a good time.

No, but the thing is, like,
I came to Cabo to, like,

get away from everything,
like, all the drama,

-It followed us.
-It… It follows us everywhere!

["Layin' it Back" playing]

[Kristin cheers] Come out.

Whoo!

[indistinct chatter]

[Kristin] Whoo!

Whoo!

["What I Want" playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[yells] Slut!

[horn honking]

[upbeat rock music playing]

[Stephen] What happened
after we left last night?

[Jessica] Ian went off on Kristin.

He's like, "You're so [bleep] annoying,
Kristin, get out!"

-Seriously, dude…
-And she wouldn't get out.

I was so annoyed by her
when we were walking.

Like, I… she just bugs me.

You were being mean, though.
You don't have to be mean to me.

No, no, no, that's when you were like,
"I'm not annoying."

I'm like, "No, not you,"
and I pointed to Kristin.

I'm like, "She's annoying."

I just think we should go out with--
not with her tonight.

-Can we, please? No offense, Stephen.
-Yeah.

Just look at her, she knows.

I mean, she's wearing
a skirt and a little thong,

and she's up there, like, on the pole.
She knows that's slutty.

I got to the point,
when I saw her up there,

I was just like…
[imitates electric buzzing]

I'm like… [imitates electric buzzing]
It was like, "Idiot."

I just feel bad for her
'cause she's a cool girl and all,

and she like wastes herself.
It's so [bleep] hard.

I've had the best times of my life
and the worst times of my life.

[indistinct chatter]

[Dennis] Have you heard
from the girls down in Mexico?

Uh, just a quick, "We made it.
It's sunny, it's warm.

We're gonna go out
and tear it up tonight."

-Now I'm really comforted. [laughs]
-[laughs]

'Cause I haven't been able
to… I haven't heard from Kristin. [laughs]

Well, what I asked Lauren to do,
as a favor to me,

to really just kind of, sort of trade off
being mom with the others because--

-That's good advice.
-[Jim] My feeling is,

once she turns 18, she's an adult.

-She makes her own decisions.
-Yeah. Yeah.

I'm trying to reel my daughter back in.

-Forget it, Dennis.
-You're pushing her out the door.

-You're just wasting your time.
-Probably true.

-[Jim] Yeah, it's a waste of time.
-Probably true.

["Today Will Be Yesterday" playing]

♪ Today will be yesterday
Uh-huh ♪

♪ Tomorrow ♪

♪ Today will be yesterday
Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Tomorrow ♪

♪ Time goes on
Then there's me leaving you behind ♪

-Oh, my God.
-[indistinct chatter]

-Whoa! Oh, no!
-Ah!

So close to that rock.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-Oh!
-[upbeat rock music concludes]

-Dude, I got, like, launched.
-Oh, my God.

[exhales] That was gnarly.

Dude!

Dude, that is a gnarly break right there.

So many people have died here?

Dude, it's so sketchy.

-It's pretty close to us, dude.
-Oh, my God, dude.

Dude, how are you gonna skim that?

Look at these sets, dude.

["Go Back in Time" playing]

♪ If I could go back in time ♪

♪ I would give the wide world
Just to change your mind ♪

[Jessica] So, I was talking
about you at breakfast,

and Stephen's like, "Can we just not
talk about her anymore?" And I was like--

He came up to me
at the pool today to apologize,

and I just, like, let him have it.
And then I was like, "Ooh, I feel bad."

-We saw you guys.
-I'm like, "Get out of my life."

And he was like… [gasps]

I know, I was there when you said that,
and I was like, "Kristin!"

I was like, "I'm sorry."

Well, like, you don't want him out
of your life, but you want him

out of the part where, like,
he doesn't belong, you know?

He has no right to, like, say--

If you wanna be my friend,
fine, but like, this [bleep]

-that you do, like, I'm not okay with.
-Yeah.

Do you think that you'll be
hanging out with Stephen tonight,

-at all?
-I don't know, I don't know.

Or do you think
he'll be in a jealous rage again?

With Stephen, you never know.

[indistinct clamor]

[all cheer]

Stephen, Stephen, Stephen,
Stephen, Stephen. Slow down.

[Jessica] Those are good.

[chuckles] Stephen, no,
you wanna eat that with it.

Stephen, Stephen, buddy.

I'm gonna make you a little plate,
so you don't have to eat off mine, okay?

-[cutlery clinking]
-[indistinct chatter]

No, no, like that.

[kisses]

You earned it. [kisses]
That is all.

[soft Latin music playing]

[inaudible]

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

[soft Latin music concludes]

[tide lapping]

[Stephen] I had fun last night.
I had fun at dinner and stuff.

Thank you so much for taking care of me.

-It's okay.
-That was so "bro" of you.

[Lauren] I know you would've
done the same for me.

It's weird, though, senior year,
everyone becomes good friends again.

But so many of our senior girls
have hooked up

with senior guys,
and they were all so unpredictable.

-Yeah, I know, I know.
-Like… like what?

-What's that, what's that?
-I know, I know.

It's been damn unpredictable.
It's so weird.

We're gonna have so much
fun next year because…

-I know, I know. You start to meet people.
-…like, when they ask me

where I'm going to school,
I'm like, "San Francisco."

Every single person,
"Oh, I love it there."

[Stephen] Yeah.
You'll be like my roommate, though.

-You're gonna be with me a lot.
-[Lauren chuckles]

-I'm actually really stoked…
-And then like, I know…

[Lauren] …to have you there with me.

'Cause I don't fight with
you, or if I do, we make up.

Oh, yeah. We fight,
but it's always just, like, fun.

It's always friendly fighting.

-No, it's not.
-When I came into the room…

-I have gotten in fights with you.
-Oh, actually, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-It's kinda been a rough year.
-And you know what?

I don't think it was ever
my fault, it was always you.

Had to have been your fault.
It's always your fault.

-Everything was your fault, seriously.
-Is it my fault?

Did I make you lie to me so many times?

[chuckles] Just kidding.

[Stephen] Can't believe
we're going home today.

Spring break went by so fast.

[Lauren] I know. Back to reality.

[upbeat music playing]

Kristin, the first night
that you were there…

[chuckles] …you were so funny.

Stephen was all mad because I wasn't
hanging out with him, you know.

Did you guys, like, end like…
like, talking…

like, obviously. But were you, like, good?

We left not-- like, left Cabo
not really good, and he was sending me

text messages on Sunday,
like, I don't know.

-So, how was Cabo?
-You guys, seriously, though.

Did you hear about this?

I was just kinda there, like, passed out,
and I don't know what happened, and like…

When you woke up, was she there?

She left at like 10,
and I still slept in.

He expected me to be all, like, over him.
Like, oh, Stephen, eh.

I thought he was mad at you
'cause you were hanging out with Sam.

Well, yeah, that's what I mean
'cause I wasn't with him

-and I was with Sam, you know?
-[all laugh]

But like, you can't get mad at
him for hanging out with Lauren.

-Yeah, he's such a hypocrite.
-'Cause that would just not be acceptable.

Difference is, I made that bet
with sober intentions.

You don't know what happens
when you take…

-[Jonathon] That's why I knew…
-Oh, you gotta clarify that.

You always get hurt once you start, like,
I don't know, like,

the whole Kristin and Lauren thing,
like, trying going back and forth.

Stephen and the triangle.
I know how it ends.

So, you never hooked up with Stephen?

-Lo!
-[laughs]

Yes?

Is it just gonna be your little secret?

It's gonna be my little secret.

[sighs] What happens in Cabo,
stays in Cabo.

[laughs] Okay.

There's a few things that
are definitely staying in Cabo.

[upbeat rock music playing]

[Stephen] There's so many things
I wish I could take back.

[Lauren] For a really long time
I did regret everything.

So, you were at Lauren's house,
you just lied to me.

[Lauren] Does this have something
to do with wanting someone else?

You look so good!
Keep dancing on the bar, slut.

[Lauren] If you wanted someone,
you could have them.

["Crown of Solitude" playing]

♪ Waterfall ♪

♪ Waterfall ♪

♪ Oh waterfall just take it
All away ♪

-[baby giggling]
-[woman] Go, Go, Luckey!