Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004–2006): Season 1, Episode 2 - The Bonfire - full transcript
A double-date dinner turns from bad to worse when Stephen gets jealous about phone calls Kristin is receiving from another guy.
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[Lo] I love this place.
Which way is MAC?
-Straight through there.
-[indistinct chatter]
[makeup artist] Hello.
-[Lo] Hello.
-[Lauren] Hello.
[makeup artist]
So, what brings you to MAC?
[Lauren] Makeup.
-[Lo] Makeup.
-[makeup artist] Of course.
-What a silly question.
-[Lo] Obviously.
I mean, should we just get
our makeup done like for tonight?
Yeah, we'll just play…
we can play around and do--
-Here's the rule.
-Okay.
-Not too much.
-Okay.
-Not too much.
-Not too heavy.
Isn't it the more orangey colors
that bring out blue?
[makeup artist] That would bring out blue.
Like you can do bronzes…
-I never had-- Yeah, yeah.
-…and coppers.
-Let's do something like that.
-[makeup artist] Yeah. Okay, all right.
-[Lo] But not… but not too sparkly.
-[chuckles]
[makeup artist] What is tonight,
by the way?
[Lauren] One of our friends is having
an open mic night at, um, a coffee pub…
-Yeah.
-…that he set up, so…
And we're going to sushi and then…
-[makeup artist] That's cool.
-…to a friend's house.
[makeup artist] Nice.
[indistinct chatter]
[makeup artist] So, are you going out
solo tonight or do you have dates?
We're always solo.
No ball and chain?
-No!
-[Lauren] No.
-[makeup artist laughs]
-[Lo] No ball and chain whatsoever.
[theme music playing]
♪ 'Cause perfect ♪
♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪
♪ Tryin' to fit a square
Into a circle was no lie ♪
♪ I defy ♪
♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪
♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪
♪ 'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream ♪
♪ Let the rain fall down
I'm coming clean ♪
♪ I'm coming clean ♪
[theme music concludes]
[upbeat rock music playing]
[Stephen] Now, when you're down,
it's like,
-one, two, three, and stand up.
-What!
It's as easy as that.
-One, up.
-[Kristin] Okay.
Hold this foot, one, up.
Two, bring this foot back, right there,
and then three, drag this forward.
Bam! And then stand up.
-[exclaims]
-Okay.
The thing about, like, being at,
like, such a crazy place like this,
you gotta be aware of, like,
everyone else around you.
Oh [bleep].
-It's not… it's not hard.
-I'm not good at that.
[Stephen] Just like,
you watch out for people,
people watch out for you.
-Keep that--
-What are you gonna be doing?
I'll be taking some waves, too,
but I'll mostly be pushing you in.
Let's go in the water.
[rock music playing]
♪ I missed my bus ♪
[Kristin] I'm really not into this.
[chuckles]
♪ So I had to walk over there ♪
♪ I miss… ♪
[phone ringing]
[Christina] Hello, Morg?
-Hey, what's up?
-I got my letter from SMU.
-[Morgan] You did not!
-Yeah.
-[cheers] Are you in?
-Uh-huh. [laughs]
That is so rad, Christina.
I know, I'm so excited, I'm so excited.
-Ah…
-[Christina] It's kinda scary, though.
What if I get, like, a roommate
and I just really don't like her?
Then you can call me,
and I'll come visit you.
But what about BYU?
Have you got… have you heard?
Yeah.
-Will you wait for me to open it?
-[Morgan] For sure.
-[Christina] I'll pick you up.
-Bye.
["Saturday, Everyday" playing]
[Kristin] Stephen! Oh, my God!
♪ Where does time go ♪
[screams]
♪ When it flies by
'Cause its always leaving me behind? ♪
[Kristin whimpers]
Oh, my God.
♪ One of these days
When I'm a president ♪
♪ I'll give new meaning… ♪
-[grunts, sighs] So what'd you think?
-Well, man, I didn't really do much.
If we go again, you have to promise me
that you'll actually, like, wanna do it,
so we don't, like, waste our time.
[Kristin] Okay, sorry
for wasting your time, Stephen.
You're not wasting my time.
It just seemed like
you're wasting your time.
Okay, whatever,
well, then I don't like it.
[Stephen] You wanna go?
All right, let's go.
[hip-hop music playing]
[Kristin] Thanks for taking me surfing.
[Stephen] You and Jessica
still cooking tonight?
[Kristin] Yeah,
we'll meet you at Dieter's.
[hip-hop music continues]
-[inaudible] Over here! Come here.
-[car honking]
I've been calling people.
Okay, think of something. Save us a beat.
We're gonna… we're gonna hook you up.
[inaudible]
-Yeah, it's all on Google.
-[man] Exposure.
-Yeah, there we go.
-[man] All right.
Talk to you later, man.
[Trey] Hey, Matt, dude, I'm sorry,
my phone's running out of battery
right now, but I wanted to talk to you
about something real quick.
We're going to be having an open mic night
for Active Young America,
this nonprofit organization that I'm in.
I wanna talk to you about
maybe singing a few songs.
'Cause you have a great voice
and I wanna expose you.
Damn it.
[mellow music playing]
[Morgan] I don't know. I mean, like,
senior year's been so fun, but… [sighs]
I'm… I'm just like… I'm like so nervous
because, like, if I don't get in,
I've worked for this
my whole entire high school.
Aren't you so excited to open it?
[Morgan] Yeah!
-But I'm, like, nervous, you know?
-[Christina] Yeah.
This is my only choice school,
it's the only school I applied to.
Like, if I don't get in,
then I'm still gonna go up there.
I'm still gonna be a part of the scene
because I'm not staying here,
-that's for sure.
-[Christina] Yeah.
I'm getting out of the bubble.
Like, I wanna be around those people.
I wanna be around people
with the same standards,
and I wanna get out of this,
like, party scene
and stupid kids screwing up
on their parents' money and…
Okay, open it.
-Okay, ready? [shrieks]
-[Christina chuckles]
-Just do it!
-Okay.
"Dear Morgan, thank you for selecting
Brigham Young University
for your undergraduate education."
"Your application has been carefully
and thoughtfully reviewed."
"Because of the high number
of competitive students applying to BYU,
we regret to inform you
that we are unable
to offer you admissions."
No.
What am I supposed to do now?
[Christina chuckles]
Are you okay? Give me a hug!
-Come here! It's okay! You…
-[sobs]
No, I'm not staying here.
I'm not gonna stay
in Laguna Beach, you know?
I know exactly how you feel.
This sucks.
It totally sucks.
["Hey You" playing]
♪ Hey you
What you gonna do with your life ♪
♪ Now that you're here in my door? ♪
[Kristin chuckles]
I think it'll be fun to cook dinner
for Stephen and Dieter.
-[Jessica] Do you know how to cook?
-[Kristin] I think we could pull it off.
-[Jessica] Make some pasta, make some--
-[Kristin] We could do it.
Let's both get a basket,
'cause we don't know
-how much food we're getting.
-Okay.
[Kristin] Feta cheese for sure!
Do boys like feta cheese, though?
-[Jessica chuckles] Yeah!
-Are you sure?
-[Jessica] I don't care.
-[Kristin] I don't think boys do.
-Yeah, they… they'll eat it.
-Okay.
Get, like, this kind of lettuce.
Just a little guy, though.
-Like this one.
-I think that's cabbage.
-Yeah, that's cabbage.
-Just kidding. [chuckles]
All right, here's what we can do,
we can make some sort of pasta
-and put, like… like, chicken in it.
-Yeah.
How much chicken do we get?
-Just a little bit, 'cause it's gross…
-Okay. Yeah.
…when there's a lot of chicken
in your spaghetti, you know?
Or should we get like shrimp or something?
[Jessica] Shrimp's too, like,
you can taste their veins. [chuckles]
Jess, should I say, "Can I have a pound?"
-[Jessica] Half a pound?
-Half a pound.
-Oh, did you say, "Have a pound?"
-Yeah--
Well, I don't know,
I said, "Should I say a pound?" [chuckles]
-Hi.
-[saleswoman] Hi.
Can we get one of the boneless,
skinless chicken breasts,
just a piece? [chuckles]
Is that enough? Yeah, that's plenty,
'cause we'll cut it up into little pieces.
-Yeah, for sure.
-[Jessica] You know?
[upbeat music playing]
[Kristin] This is gonna be
an adventure for me.
Do you think
Stephen will be in a jealous rage again?
[Jessica] With Stephen,
you never know. [chuckles]
-Are we gonna knock? [chuckles]
-We never knock.
-[Dieter] Wild oats, no.
-[Jessica] Can you-- You made a--
No, just get out of the kitchen,
you guys can't see what we're making.
-You got Lean Cuisine? Organic cake.
-[laughs]
[Stephen] Oh, my God.
-[Kristin] Hey!
-[Jessica] Shut up. [laughs]
"Fayta" cheese?
-[laughs]
-"Fayta" cheese, what--
I told you,
they don't even know what it is.
-Fayta, it's feta.
-Do you know what this is? It's like goat.
[laughs] Oh, my God. Told you.
-[indistinct chatter]
-You guys, just get out!
You don't even know,
like, anything about cooking.
-[laughs]
-Just get out.
[Dieter] Hey, I'll have my pasta
without feta cheese, please.
[Kristin] It doesn't go
on the pasta, dumbass!
-[Dieter] Hey, Stephen?
-[Stephen] Yeah?
-Do you wanna go to Jack in the Box?
-[Jessica] Shut up! You guys are so mean.
[Lo] So, Trey's thing
starts in 45 minutes.
We're gonna be late.
So, we'll make an entrance
and then we'll just leave early.
Okay, can we stay for, like, ten minutes?
No, we can stay for, like,
at least a half an hour.
Personally, I would like
su… to support Trey,
because I think what
he's doing is really cool.
[Lo] I really like the idea of AYA,
the Active Young American thing.
-I think it's cool.
-[Lauren] I really do too. I think they--
I will give them money
because I think it's cool.
[Lauren] So, you'll give them money,
but you won't give them,
like, an hour of your time?
Well, I just don't like
the whole, like, hippie,
"Let's play guitar and sing soul songs."
[instrumental music playing]
[woman] But I haven't like
rehearsed it at all.
-Hi. [chuckles]
-[Trey] Hello.
-[indistinct chatter]
-Hey, LC, how's it going, huh?
This is just the first one.
It's only gonna get bigger.
-Oh, okay.
-[indistinct chatter]
Tonight, we are pretty much exposing
Active Young America
which is a nonprofit organization,
-um…
-[man] Whoo!
-…that, uh…
-[scattered laughter]
…a bunch of us kind of,
all kind of pitched in ideas.
The whole goal of Active Young America
is to pretty much just unite young people
through our common goals
of giving the future a voice.
And I'm sorry,
I gotta catch up really quick.
-This thing…
-Oh, there they are. Hello!
…this is not just an organization
called AYA, this is a movement.
This is like women's liberation
or civil rights.
It's going big.
-[audience cheer]
-Whoo!
[Jessica laughs] Nothing,
your face was just really…
-[Kristin laughs]
-[Jessica laughs]
[intriguing music playing]
Do you like it?
[chuckles]
-I don't think they do. [laughs]
-[laughs]
Hey, Jess,
have you checked on your cake?
Oh, I didn't set a timer!
-[Kristin laughs]
-[Jessica] Oh!
-Uh-oh.
-[Dieter laughs]
[Jessica] Oh!
-Oh, it looks so good! It's perfect!
-[Kristin] You guys are the best.
[Jessica] Look at it, it jiggles!
-[Stephen] Oh, my God.
-[Jessica] Not quite yet. [laughs]
I had the rudest bite.
-[Jessica chuckles]
-Gross.
Why does it taste so bad?
[Kristin] 'Cause the dressing's,
like, retarded.
Oh.
Everything else is good
other than the sauce, you know?
Like, the noodles are good
and the chicken's good.
[munches]
[cellphone ringing]
[Kristin] Mm-hmm, it's my phone.
-[Stephen] Want me to get your phone?
-[cellphone ringing]
I don't care
that much about it. [chuckles]
[cellphone continues ringing]
-Did you ask me to or not?
-No.
All right, you're like,
"My phone, my phone."
[Dieter] Why don't you just
turn your phone off?
[Jessica] We get
detention tomorrow, Kristin.
Mm-hmm.
[gulps] Why is everyone so quiet?
[cellphone ringing]
-[soft music playing]
-[cellphone continues ringing]
[Kristin] Hey, Sam.
What are you doing?
Oh, you are?
[exhales] Damn it.
-[guitar playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
[audience cheers, applauds]
Thank you, Trey,
for making this possible, dude.
Yeah, Trey!
-[woman 1] Where did you guys go shopping?
-[Lo] South Coast Plaza.
Who's ready to go to sushi?
[chuckles] I'm ready to go to sushi.
-[woman 1] Yeah, I'm ready.
-[woman 2] I'm ready.
[indistinct chatter]
-[Matt singing indistinctly over PA]
-[audience clapping rhythmically]
-[Trey] Thanks for coming by.
-[Lauren] That was interesting.
[Lo] I thought it was fun.
-[Lauren] It was really cool.
-[Lo] Like it was cool.
[Lauren] It would've been nicer
if we could, like, stayed
-for a while and sit down and stuff.
-[Lo] Yeah.
I like more like upbeat, fun music.
[Kristin] What?
Oh, my God, gnarly.
Me, Stephen,
Dieter, and Jessica. [chuckles]
Oh, my God.
I'll tell you about it later.
All righty, bye.
[Stephen] Why are you acting so weird?
-Me?
-[Stephen] Yeah.
I'm not acting weird, I'm just tired.
I'm really exhausted.
[Stephen] Seriously.
What? I'm not being weird,
I'm just really tired, seriously.
-No, you're being weird.
-[Kristin] I'm not being weird.
Why are you going home?
Because I'm tired
and I have detention tomorrow morning.
Besides, we're not doing anything,
we're just like sitting here, so…
Standard.
What are you doing tomorrow night?
Jake's house, probably.
What?
Nothing. [clicks tongue] No comprende tu.
-[smacks lips]
-[scoffs]
[contemplative music playing]
-[Jessica] Ready?
-Yeah. Bye, Dieter.
-Thanks for dinner.
-[Kristin] Yeah.
'Cause I hate Stephen.
No, anytime I'm not, like, all over him,
-he get… he gets upset, freaks out.
-[Jessica] Yeah.
[Kristin] He doesn't know
how to act right and it pisses me off.
[water running]
-[Dieter whistling]
-This is so frustrating, dude. [groans]
Both of them together, like, I can't deal.
They're probably saying
the same thing about us right now.
[Dieter] Probably.
I'm so over that chick's deal.
She's too cool for school.
[Stephen] What do you wanna do
with that cake, Dieter?
-Just wrap it?
-Just throw it away.
[soft music concludes]
[rock music playing]
♪ She came in the back door
Crawling on all fours… ♪
-What's up, LC?
-[Lauren] Talan.
-What's up?
-Nothing, what are you doing?
-Going home. [sighs]
-Are you going to that bonfire tonight?
I like heard about it,
I don't really necessarily know--
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're trying
to get a few people to go down there.
-Are you gonna go?
-I don't know.
-Is it in Three Arch? Where is it?
-It's just down at Aliso.
We'll see, we'll see. My busy lifestyle.
-All right, I'll see you.
-[Lauren] Bye.
[upbeat music playing]
[Morgan] Thank you.
Here you go.
Last night at Stephen's
was really, really weird.
Why?
[Kristin] Well, it wasn't so much weird,
it was just like, I don't know.
What did you cook for them last night?
[chuckles, inhales]
Um, like bowtie pasta
with chicken in Alfredo sauce,
it tasted like feet.
-Did they like it?
-Mm-mm. [chuckles]
What did you do after?
I went home.
I didn't wanna hang out with Stephen.
-Are you just annoyed?
-[Kristin] I'm just--
Yeah, I'm annoyed with him
because he gets mad at me
when I'm not all over him,
like, you know? [chuckles]
-[cash register beeping]
-[indistinct chatter]
[phone line ringing]
[phone clatters]
Thank you for calling Second Reef,
this is Lauren.
Thank you for calling Second Reef.
-[chuckles]
-[chuckles] What's going on?
Oh, nothing, working, you?
How stoked are you to be
inside right now on this beautiful day?
Shut up, I wanna be
at the beach so bad. [chuckles]
I can't wait to get outta here.
You're going
to the bonfire, though, right?
Uh, yeah, I'm just gonna leave--
I'm gonna go straight after work.
-[Stephen over phone] You're good.
-All right,
-I'll see you in a little bit, bye.
-Talk to you later.
[indistinct chatter]
-[keypad thuds]
-[sighs]
So, you havin' a lot of fun
juggling these two girls around?
[chuckles] Nah.
-Nah, I'm not juggling two girls around.
-Okay.
Me and Lauren,
it's like interesting to me,
but at the same time, it's kinda weird.
It's not like as comfortable
as when I'm around Kristin, so…
[clicks tongue] …it's a predicament.
Yup.
I don't know. [exhales]
[upbeat music playing]
♪ And I ♪
♪ Can never think of what to say ♪
♪ And why… ♪
Hey, we should get this fire going.
♪ Does your voice ♪
I'm good at lighting fires, actually.
♪ Always mess me up this way ♪
I'm just putting it on the new log.
[Stephen] You're like Jessica Simpson
with lighter fluid.
♪ I can't save myself from me tonight ♪
Oh, Morgan, will you hold it still?
-I did my whole senior project…
-Oh, no, no.
…on the humanist potential movement.
All right, so--
I don't know what that is. [chuckles]
[Talan] All right, like, really, like,
brief summary,
um, in the '50s
there were these humanistic psychologists
who introduced this idea
that instead of being told
what your problems were
and have to have your problems fixed,
-it was more like look within themselves…
-[indistinct chatter]
…and, like, try to solve it,
like, within themselves, you know, like--
Doesn't my phone know that
I need to make a phone call?
I won't be. Okay, I won't be.
[Stephen] Whatever.
You just do whatever you want.
Stephen, I don't…
I don't wanna talk about it right now.
I don't wanna talk about it right now.
I'm not-- That's what I'm saying,
I'm saying I don't want…
I… I'm not… I don't wanna do
anything right now.
-Okay.
-[Stephen] It's like I wanna be, like,
-be able to just talk to you as friends.
-[indistinct chatter]
Stephen, I'll call you when I know
what I'm gonna do, okay?
-[fire crackling]
-[indistinct chatter]
[exhales sharply]
Like, it's a life-changing, like,
experience for me.
Like, most people say that
if they could've gone back
and, like, won the lotto,
that they would've rather gone back
and done like the seminar.
-Personally, I think I'd go for lotto.
-[indistinct chatter]
Do not go in the bathroom!
-I already checked 'em out.
-[Jessica] They're so gross.
[Stephen] Where the hell is my chair?
-Where the hell have you been?
-[munches] Talking on my phone.
-Oh.
-[indistinct chatter]
[soft music playing]
[Lauren] Cheer up, you.
[Stephen] I'm bummed.
[Lauren] What is wrong with you?
You really don't wanna tell me?
[Stephen] I wanna get
the hell out of here so bad.
I wish it was August 25th right now,
my first day of school.
Dude, we're gonna have
so much fun at school.
I wanna go, like, right now.
-I just wanna leave--
-I wanna leave so bad.
I'm not trying to, like,
bring anything up, but…
there's so many things
I wish I could take back
and just like not have had happened and…
Like what?
Like, I don't regret
that we ever hooked up
or anything like that, but, I… I--
-We became such better friends from that.
-[indistinct chatter]
I feel like I regret the situation
I got put into between… [stammers]
You know, to tell you the truth,
for a really long time,
I did regret everything.
I mean, it was like fun while it lasted,
but it just almost wasn't worth it,
because of all the [bleep]
that we went through.
But it's so standard,
I learned a lot, though.
Like, I'm glad I went through it
'cause I've learned.
-Like, the one time I…
-Like don't lie
-…I decided to be a complete ass--
-…to two girls that are gonna end up,
you know, having the same friends and…
[Stephen] I am trying.
You don't even know--
What do you suggest I do to have fun?
Stephen, if you wanted someone,
you could have them.
-[Stephen] Yeah?
-Yeah, you could.
-[soft music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
[man 1] Is anybody sitting here?
-[man 2] See you guys.
-[man 3] Adios.
-Good night, Burns.
-Bye.
-[Morgan] Bye, guys.
-Hey, hit balls tomorrow?
[pensive music playing]
-[phone ringing]
-[Kristin] What's up, Sam?
Um, I'm leaving the beach
right now, but, like,
Stephen and Dieter
and stuff are still chillin'.
-[indistinct chatter]
-[Kristin] Stephen? No, I'm over it.
[Lauren] We need to figure out
a senior prank,
'cause we haven't done one yet.
Yeah, I have like five pranks
in the making, bro.
I like the fish fling, that's kinda funny.
The fish fling?
We're gonna buy like a hundred goldfish
and put 'em in the pool too.
[Lauren] No, they'll die right away.
It's chlorine.
Exactly.
You guys are so mean.
No, it's so standard for a goldfish,
that's why they're like 99 cents.
It's like 99 cents for the month
and you're done.
You get 'em for a month
and say good-bye, right?
-Time to cry.
-Your monthly payment. [laughs]
One, two, three!
-[Lauren] Whoo! [chuckles]
-[Dieter] Whoa!
That was gnarly, all right.
-Let it go!
-[mutters]
♪ It's always something ♪
♪ Just when you think
You've got it all worked out ♪
♪ It's always… ♪
-[baby giggling]
-[woman] Go, Go, Luckey!
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[Lo] I love this place.
Which way is MAC?
-Straight through there.
-[indistinct chatter]
[makeup artist] Hello.
-[Lo] Hello.
-[Lauren] Hello.
[makeup artist]
So, what brings you to MAC?
[Lauren] Makeup.
-[Lo] Makeup.
-[makeup artist] Of course.
-What a silly question.
-[Lo] Obviously.
I mean, should we just get
our makeup done like for tonight?
Yeah, we'll just play…
we can play around and do--
-Here's the rule.
-Okay.
-Not too much.
-Okay.
-Not too much.
-Not too heavy.
Isn't it the more orangey colors
that bring out blue?
[makeup artist] That would bring out blue.
Like you can do bronzes…
-I never had-- Yeah, yeah.
-…and coppers.
-Let's do something like that.
-[makeup artist] Yeah. Okay, all right.
-[Lo] But not… but not too sparkly.
-[chuckles]
[makeup artist] What is tonight,
by the way?
[Lauren] One of our friends is having
an open mic night at, um, a coffee pub…
-Yeah.
-…that he set up, so…
And we're going to sushi and then…
-[makeup artist] That's cool.
-…to a friend's house.
[makeup artist] Nice.
[indistinct chatter]
[makeup artist] So, are you going out
solo tonight or do you have dates?
We're always solo.
No ball and chain?
-No!
-[Lauren] No.
-[makeup artist laughs]
-[Lo] No ball and chain whatsoever.
[theme music playing]
♪ 'Cause perfect ♪
♪ Didn't feel so perfect ♪
♪ Tryin' to fit a square
Into a circle was no lie ♪
♪ I defy ♪
♪ Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams ♪
♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪
♪ 'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream ♪
♪ Let the rain fall down
I'm coming clean ♪
♪ I'm coming clean ♪
[theme music concludes]
[upbeat rock music playing]
[Stephen] Now, when you're down,
it's like,
-one, two, three, and stand up.
-What!
It's as easy as that.
-One, up.
-[Kristin] Okay.
Hold this foot, one, up.
Two, bring this foot back, right there,
and then three, drag this forward.
Bam! And then stand up.
-[exclaims]
-Okay.
The thing about, like, being at,
like, such a crazy place like this,
you gotta be aware of, like,
everyone else around you.
Oh [bleep].
-It's not… it's not hard.
-I'm not good at that.
[Stephen] Just like,
you watch out for people,
people watch out for you.
-Keep that--
-What are you gonna be doing?
I'll be taking some waves, too,
but I'll mostly be pushing you in.
Let's go in the water.
[rock music playing]
♪ I missed my bus ♪
[Kristin] I'm really not into this.
[chuckles]
♪ So I had to walk over there ♪
♪ I miss… ♪
[phone ringing]
[Christina] Hello, Morg?
-Hey, what's up?
-I got my letter from SMU.
-[Morgan] You did not!
-Yeah.
-[cheers] Are you in?
-Uh-huh. [laughs]
That is so rad, Christina.
I know, I'm so excited, I'm so excited.
-Ah…
-[Christina] It's kinda scary, though.
What if I get, like, a roommate
and I just really don't like her?
Then you can call me,
and I'll come visit you.
But what about BYU?
Have you got… have you heard?
Yeah.
-Will you wait for me to open it?
-[Morgan] For sure.
-[Christina] I'll pick you up.
-Bye.
["Saturday, Everyday" playing]
[Kristin] Stephen! Oh, my God!
♪ Where does time go ♪
[screams]
♪ When it flies by
'Cause its always leaving me behind? ♪
[Kristin whimpers]
Oh, my God.
♪ One of these days
When I'm a president ♪
♪ I'll give new meaning… ♪
-[grunts, sighs] So what'd you think?
-Well, man, I didn't really do much.
If we go again, you have to promise me
that you'll actually, like, wanna do it,
so we don't, like, waste our time.
[Kristin] Okay, sorry
for wasting your time, Stephen.
You're not wasting my time.
It just seemed like
you're wasting your time.
Okay, whatever,
well, then I don't like it.
[Stephen] You wanna go?
All right, let's go.
[hip-hop music playing]
[Kristin] Thanks for taking me surfing.
[Stephen] You and Jessica
still cooking tonight?
[Kristin] Yeah,
we'll meet you at Dieter's.
[hip-hop music continues]
-[inaudible] Over here! Come here.
-[car honking]
I've been calling people.
Okay, think of something. Save us a beat.
We're gonna… we're gonna hook you up.
[inaudible]
-Yeah, it's all on Google.
-[man] Exposure.
-Yeah, there we go.
-[man] All right.
Talk to you later, man.
[Trey] Hey, Matt, dude, I'm sorry,
my phone's running out of battery
right now, but I wanted to talk to you
about something real quick.
We're going to be having an open mic night
for Active Young America,
this nonprofit organization that I'm in.
I wanna talk to you about
maybe singing a few songs.
'Cause you have a great voice
and I wanna expose you.
Damn it.
[mellow music playing]
[Morgan] I don't know. I mean, like,
senior year's been so fun, but… [sighs]
I'm… I'm just like… I'm like so nervous
because, like, if I don't get in,
I've worked for this
my whole entire high school.
Aren't you so excited to open it?
[Morgan] Yeah!
-But I'm, like, nervous, you know?
-[Christina] Yeah.
This is my only choice school,
it's the only school I applied to.
Like, if I don't get in,
then I'm still gonna go up there.
I'm still gonna be a part of the scene
because I'm not staying here,
-that's for sure.
-[Christina] Yeah.
I'm getting out of the bubble.
Like, I wanna be around those people.
I wanna be around people
with the same standards,
and I wanna get out of this,
like, party scene
and stupid kids screwing up
on their parents' money and…
Okay, open it.
-Okay, ready? [shrieks]
-[Christina chuckles]
-Just do it!
-Okay.
"Dear Morgan, thank you for selecting
Brigham Young University
for your undergraduate education."
"Your application has been carefully
and thoughtfully reviewed."
"Because of the high number
of competitive students applying to BYU,
we regret to inform you
that we are unable
to offer you admissions."
No.
What am I supposed to do now?
[Christina chuckles]
Are you okay? Give me a hug!
-Come here! It's okay! You…
-[sobs]
No, I'm not staying here.
I'm not gonna stay
in Laguna Beach, you know?
I know exactly how you feel.
This sucks.
It totally sucks.
["Hey You" playing]
♪ Hey you
What you gonna do with your life ♪
♪ Now that you're here in my door? ♪
[Kristin chuckles]
I think it'll be fun to cook dinner
for Stephen and Dieter.
-[Jessica] Do you know how to cook?
-[Kristin] I think we could pull it off.
-[Jessica] Make some pasta, make some--
-[Kristin] We could do it.
Let's both get a basket,
'cause we don't know
-how much food we're getting.
-Okay.
[Kristin] Feta cheese for sure!
Do boys like feta cheese, though?
-[Jessica chuckles] Yeah!
-Are you sure?
-[Jessica] I don't care.
-[Kristin] I don't think boys do.
-Yeah, they… they'll eat it.
-Okay.
Get, like, this kind of lettuce.
Just a little guy, though.
-Like this one.
-I think that's cabbage.
-Yeah, that's cabbage.
-Just kidding. [chuckles]
All right, here's what we can do,
we can make some sort of pasta
-and put, like… like, chicken in it.
-Yeah.
How much chicken do we get?
-Just a little bit, 'cause it's gross…
-Okay. Yeah.
…when there's a lot of chicken
in your spaghetti, you know?
Or should we get like shrimp or something?
[Jessica] Shrimp's too, like,
you can taste their veins. [chuckles]
Jess, should I say, "Can I have a pound?"
-[Jessica] Half a pound?
-Half a pound.
-Oh, did you say, "Have a pound?"
-Yeah--
Well, I don't know,
I said, "Should I say a pound?" [chuckles]
-Hi.
-[saleswoman] Hi.
Can we get one of the boneless,
skinless chicken breasts,
just a piece? [chuckles]
Is that enough? Yeah, that's plenty,
'cause we'll cut it up into little pieces.
-Yeah, for sure.
-[Jessica] You know?
[upbeat music playing]
[Kristin] This is gonna be
an adventure for me.
Do you think
Stephen will be in a jealous rage again?
[Jessica] With Stephen,
you never know. [chuckles]
-Are we gonna knock? [chuckles]
-We never knock.
-[Dieter] Wild oats, no.
-[Jessica] Can you-- You made a--
No, just get out of the kitchen,
you guys can't see what we're making.
-You got Lean Cuisine? Organic cake.
-[laughs]
[Stephen] Oh, my God.
-[Kristin] Hey!
-[Jessica] Shut up. [laughs]
"Fayta" cheese?
-[laughs]
-"Fayta" cheese, what--
I told you,
they don't even know what it is.
-Fayta, it's feta.
-Do you know what this is? It's like goat.
[laughs] Oh, my God. Told you.
-[indistinct chatter]
-You guys, just get out!
You don't even know,
like, anything about cooking.
-[laughs]
-Just get out.
[Dieter] Hey, I'll have my pasta
without feta cheese, please.
[Kristin] It doesn't go
on the pasta, dumbass!
-[Dieter] Hey, Stephen?
-[Stephen] Yeah?
-Do you wanna go to Jack in the Box?
-[Jessica] Shut up! You guys are so mean.
[Lo] So, Trey's thing
starts in 45 minutes.
We're gonna be late.
So, we'll make an entrance
and then we'll just leave early.
Okay, can we stay for, like, ten minutes?
No, we can stay for, like,
at least a half an hour.
Personally, I would like
su… to support Trey,
because I think what
he's doing is really cool.
[Lo] I really like the idea of AYA,
the Active Young American thing.
-I think it's cool.
-[Lauren] I really do too. I think they--
I will give them money
because I think it's cool.
[Lauren] So, you'll give them money,
but you won't give them,
like, an hour of your time?
Well, I just don't like
the whole, like, hippie,
"Let's play guitar and sing soul songs."
[instrumental music playing]
[woman] But I haven't like
rehearsed it at all.
-Hi. [chuckles]
-[Trey] Hello.
-[indistinct chatter]
-Hey, LC, how's it going, huh?
This is just the first one.
It's only gonna get bigger.
-Oh, okay.
-[indistinct chatter]
Tonight, we are pretty much exposing
Active Young America
which is a nonprofit organization,
-um…
-[man] Whoo!
-…that, uh…
-[scattered laughter]
…a bunch of us kind of,
all kind of pitched in ideas.
The whole goal of Active Young America
is to pretty much just unite young people
through our common goals
of giving the future a voice.
And I'm sorry,
I gotta catch up really quick.
-This thing…
-Oh, there they are. Hello!
…this is not just an organization
called AYA, this is a movement.
This is like women's liberation
or civil rights.
It's going big.
-[audience cheer]
-Whoo!
[Jessica laughs] Nothing,
your face was just really…
-[Kristin laughs]
-[Jessica laughs]
[intriguing music playing]
Do you like it?
[chuckles]
-I don't think they do. [laughs]
-[laughs]
Hey, Jess,
have you checked on your cake?
Oh, I didn't set a timer!
-[Kristin laughs]
-[Jessica] Oh!
-Uh-oh.
-[Dieter laughs]
[Jessica] Oh!
-Oh, it looks so good! It's perfect!
-[Kristin] You guys are the best.
[Jessica] Look at it, it jiggles!
-[Stephen] Oh, my God.
-[Jessica] Not quite yet. [laughs]
I had the rudest bite.
-[Jessica chuckles]
-Gross.
Why does it taste so bad?
[Kristin] 'Cause the dressing's,
like, retarded.
Oh.
Everything else is good
other than the sauce, you know?
Like, the noodles are good
and the chicken's good.
[munches]
[cellphone ringing]
[Kristin] Mm-hmm, it's my phone.
-[Stephen] Want me to get your phone?
-[cellphone ringing]
I don't care
that much about it. [chuckles]
[cellphone continues ringing]
-Did you ask me to or not?
-No.
All right, you're like,
"My phone, my phone."
[Dieter] Why don't you just
turn your phone off?
[Jessica] We get
detention tomorrow, Kristin.
Mm-hmm.
[gulps] Why is everyone so quiet?
[cellphone ringing]
-[soft music playing]
-[cellphone continues ringing]
[Kristin] Hey, Sam.
What are you doing?
Oh, you are?
[exhales] Damn it.
-[guitar playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
[audience cheers, applauds]
Thank you, Trey,
for making this possible, dude.
Yeah, Trey!
-[woman 1] Where did you guys go shopping?
-[Lo] South Coast Plaza.
Who's ready to go to sushi?
[chuckles] I'm ready to go to sushi.
-[woman 1] Yeah, I'm ready.
-[woman 2] I'm ready.
[indistinct chatter]
-[Matt singing indistinctly over PA]
-[audience clapping rhythmically]
-[Trey] Thanks for coming by.
-[Lauren] That was interesting.
[Lo] I thought it was fun.
-[Lauren] It was really cool.
-[Lo] Like it was cool.
[Lauren] It would've been nicer
if we could, like, stayed
-for a while and sit down and stuff.
-[Lo] Yeah.
I like more like upbeat, fun music.
[Kristin] What?
Oh, my God, gnarly.
Me, Stephen,
Dieter, and Jessica. [chuckles]
Oh, my God.
I'll tell you about it later.
All righty, bye.
[Stephen] Why are you acting so weird?
-Me?
-[Stephen] Yeah.
I'm not acting weird, I'm just tired.
I'm really exhausted.
[Stephen] Seriously.
What? I'm not being weird,
I'm just really tired, seriously.
-No, you're being weird.
-[Kristin] I'm not being weird.
Why are you going home?
Because I'm tired
and I have detention tomorrow morning.
Besides, we're not doing anything,
we're just like sitting here, so…
Standard.
What are you doing tomorrow night?
Jake's house, probably.
What?
Nothing. [clicks tongue] No comprende tu.
-[smacks lips]
-[scoffs]
[contemplative music playing]
-[Jessica] Ready?
-Yeah. Bye, Dieter.
-Thanks for dinner.
-[Kristin] Yeah.
'Cause I hate Stephen.
No, anytime I'm not, like, all over him,
-he get… he gets upset, freaks out.
-[Jessica] Yeah.
[Kristin] He doesn't know
how to act right and it pisses me off.
[water running]
-[Dieter whistling]
-This is so frustrating, dude. [groans]
Both of them together, like, I can't deal.
They're probably saying
the same thing about us right now.
[Dieter] Probably.
I'm so over that chick's deal.
She's too cool for school.
[Stephen] What do you wanna do
with that cake, Dieter?
-Just wrap it?
-Just throw it away.
[soft music concludes]
[rock music playing]
♪ She came in the back door
Crawling on all fours… ♪
-What's up, LC?
-[Lauren] Talan.
-What's up?
-Nothing, what are you doing?
-Going home. [sighs]
-Are you going to that bonfire tonight?
I like heard about it,
I don't really necessarily know--
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're trying
to get a few people to go down there.
-Are you gonna go?
-I don't know.
-Is it in Three Arch? Where is it?
-It's just down at Aliso.
We'll see, we'll see. My busy lifestyle.
-All right, I'll see you.
-[Lauren] Bye.
[upbeat music playing]
[Morgan] Thank you.
Here you go.
Last night at Stephen's
was really, really weird.
Why?
[Kristin] Well, it wasn't so much weird,
it was just like, I don't know.
What did you cook for them last night?
[chuckles, inhales]
Um, like bowtie pasta
with chicken in Alfredo sauce,
it tasted like feet.
-Did they like it?
-Mm-mm. [chuckles]
What did you do after?
I went home.
I didn't wanna hang out with Stephen.
-Are you just annoyed?
-[Kristin] I'm just--
Yeah, I'm annoyed with him
because he gets mad at me
when I'm not all over him,
like, you know? [chuckles]
-[cash register beeping]
-[indistinct chatter]
[phone line ringing]
[phone clatters]
Thank you for calling Second Reef,
this is Lauren.
Thank you for calling Second Reef.
-[chuckles]
-[chuckles] What's going on?
Oh, nothing, working, you?
How stoked are you to be
inside right now on this beautiful day?
Shut up, I wanna be
at the beach so bad. [chuckles]
I can't wait to get outta here.
You're going
to the bonfire, though, right?
Uh, yeah, I'm just gonna leave--
I'm gonna go straight after work.
-[Stephen over phone] You're good.
-All right,
-I'll see you in a little bit, bye.
-Talk to you later.
[indistinct chatter]
-[keypad thuds]
-[sighs]
So, you havin' a lot of fun
juggling these two girls around?
[chuckles] Nah.
-Nah, I'm not juggling two girls around.
-Okay.
Me and Lauren,
it's like interesting to me,
but at the same time, it's kinda weird.
It's not like as comfortable
as when I'm around Kristin, so…
[clicks tongue] …it's a predicament.
Yup.
I don't know. [exhales]
[upbeat music playing]
♪ And I ♪
♪ Can never think of what to say ♪
♪ And why… ♪
Hey, we should get this fire going.
♪ Does your voice ♪
I'm good at lighting fires, actually.
♪ Always mess me up this way ♪
I'm just putting it on the new log.
[Stephen] You're like Jessica Simpson
with lighter fluid.
♪ I can't save myself from me tonight ♪
Oh, Morgan, will you hold it still?
-I did my whole senior project…
-Oh, no, no.
…on the humanist potential movement.
All right, so--
I don't know what that is. [chuckles]
[Talan] All right, like, really, like,
brief summary,
um, in the '50s
there were these humanistic psychologists
who introduced this idea
that instead of being told
what your problems were
and have to have your problems fixed,
-it was more like look within themselves…
-[indistinct chatter]
…and, like, try to solve it,
like, within themselves, you know, like--
Doesn't my phone know that
I need to make a phone call?
I won't be. Okay, I won't be.
[Stephen] Whatever.
You just do whatever you want.
Stephen, I don't…
I don't wanna talk about it right now.
I don't wanna talk about it right now.
I'm not-- That's what I'm saying,
I'm saying I don't want…
I… I'm not… I don't wanna do
anything right now.
-Okay.
-[Stephen] It's like I wanna be, like,
-be able to just talk to you as friends.
-[indistinct chatter]
Stephen, I'll call you when I know
what I'm gonna do, okay?
-[fire crackling]
-[indistinct chatter]
[exhales sharply]
Like, it's a life-changing, like,
experience for me.
Like, most people say that
if they could've gone back
and, like, won the lotto,
that they would've rather gone back
and done like the seminar.
-Personally, I think I'd go for lotto.
-[indistinct chatter]
Do not go in the bathroom!
-I already checked 'em out.
-[Jessica] They're so gross.
[Stephen] Where the hell is my chair?
-Where the hell have you been?
-[munches] Talking on my phone.
-Oh.
-[indistinct chatter]
[soft music playing]
[Lauren] Cheer up, you.
[Stephen] I'm bummed.
[Lauren] What is wrong with you?
You really don't wanna tell me?
[Stephen] I wanna get
the hell out of here so bad.
I wish it was August 25th right now,
my first day of school.
Dude, we're gonna have
so much fun at school.
I wanna go, like, right now.
-I just wanna leave--
-I wanna leave so bad.
I'm not trying to, like,
bring anything up, but…
there's so many things
I wish I could take back
and just like not have had happened and…
Like what?
Like, I don't regret
that we ever hooked up
or anything like that, but, I… I--
-We became such better friends from that.
-[indistinct chatter]
I feel like I regret the situation
I got put into between… [stammers]
You know, to tell you the truth,
for a really long time,
I did regret everything.
I mean, it was like fun while it lasted,
but it just almost wasn't worth it,
because of all the [bleep]
that we went through.
But it's so standard,
I learned a lot, though.
Like, I'm glad I went through it
'cause I've learned.
-Like, the one time I…
-Like don't lie
-…I decided to be a complete ass--
-…to two girls that are gonna end up,
you know, having the same friends and…
[Stephen] I am trying.
You don't even know--
What do you suggest I do to have fun?
Stephen, if you wanted someone,
you could have them.
-[Stephen] Yeah?
-Yeah, you could.
-[soft music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
[man 1] Is anybody sitting here?
-[man 2] See you guys.
-[man 3] Adios.
-Good night, Burns.
-Bye.
-[Morgan] Bye, guys.
-Hey, hit balls tomorrow?
[pensive music playing]
-[phone ringing]
-[Kristin] What's up, Sam?
Um, I'm leaving the beach
right now, but, like,
Stephen and Dieter
and stuff are still chillin'.
-[indistinct chatter]
-[Kristin] Stephen? No, I'm over it.
[Lauren] We need to figure out
a senior prank,
'cause we haven't done one yet.
Yeah, I have like five pranks
in the making, bro.
I like the fish fling, that's kinda funny.
The fish fling?
We're gonna buy like a hundred goldfish
and put 'em in the pool too.
[Lauren] No, they'll die right away.
It's chlorine.
Exactly.
You guys are so mean.
No, it's so standard for a goldfish,
that's why they're like 99 cents.
It's like 99 cents for the month
and you're done.
You get 'em for a month
and say good-bye, right?
-Time to cry.
-Your monthly payment. [laughs]
One, two, three!
-[Lauren] Whoo! [chuckles]
-[Dieter] Whoa!
That was gnarly, all right.
-Let it go!
-[mutters]
♪ It's always something ♪
♪ Just when you think
You've got it all worked out ♪
♪ It's always… ♪
-[baby giggling]
-[woman] Go, Go, Luckey!