Kim's Convenience (2016–…): Season 4, Episode 10 - In the Bedroom - full transcript

Appa and Umma come up with a new sleeping arrangement.

Can I get two candies?

Anything you want, sweetie.

We're celebrating.
She just got an A on her test.

Good work.

Keep working hard, sweetie,

and you can be anything
you want when you grow up.

Okay, see you.

"You can be anything
you want when you grow up."

Why do parents
lie to their kids?

She was trying
to be supportive.

Janet, everyone work hard,



they achieve something,
not anything.

- Look at you.
- Thanks

You study hard in school,
have a talent,

so you can be
successful photographer.

Oh, nice.

But you think
you can be astronaut?

Yeah, get real, Janet.

- I never said...
- Or singer,

like a Celine Dion?

We love you.

So we help you
not dream too big,

so you don't get...

the disappoint, no?

Oops, she forgot her test.



Oh.

- Here you go.
- You're pretty.

Thank you.

Come on.

Obviously,
it's not a eye test.

*KIM's CONVENIENCE*
Season 04 Episode 10

Episode Title:
"In the Bed Room"

Sorry.

You have fun at poker?

- Yeah, I win big!
- Mm.

- Yobo.
- Shh, go to sleep.

- Good night.
- Mmm.

Good night.

"Top off,
before you drop off."

Such a great campaign slogan.

Yeah, but these
are still photos.

You don't need
to keep saying it.

Good note.

This is a close-up shot of
your hand pointing to the cap.

Ah, totally.

So can you point
at the cap?

Right, right.

You know, I was actually
thinking of getting into

the modelling game
on a more professional basis.

Get some headshots.

I'm sure you'll do well.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Just lean into it.

Exactly, always give
a 100%, right?

I meant
lean towards the car.

Oh, gotcha.

- And the fingers?
- Right, right.

Sorry, there's a lot
going on here.

Hmm, toffee crunch,

or chocolate almond?

They both look so good.

Maybe just keep thinking.

Let even more cold air out
to destroy environment.

"Sorry, polar bear,
your mommy is a die

because Pastor Nina
takes so long time

choosing ice cream."

I don't have to buy ice cream.

Or I can buy
all the ice cream.

I don't know what's going on.

Don't mind Mrs. Kim.

She's in a bad mood today.

I wonder why,
Mr. Snoring Machine.

I'm sorry, Pastor Nina.

Oh, it's okay.

I deal with those
at marriage counselling

all the time.

One husband,
I'll call him Patient X,

- He snore?
- Like a chainsaw.

His poor wife, Patient Y,

Y, because if you're married
you gots to be patient.

Am I right?

Anyway, she realized
that his snoring was worse

if he stayed up late or,
ate or drank too much.

Thank you for that, um,
so-so story.

Well, good luck to you.

I hope you fare better
than the Parks did.

Dammit.

Terence, I was looking over
next week's schedule and...

He can't talk business.
He's on a break.

Ooh, an outie.

- What's going on?
- Pause timer.

Hey, Kimchee, what's up?

You can't do a puzzle
in the garage.

Really?
Because last time I checked

I was between the ages of
four and 104.

How is this gonna look
to customers?

Nobody comes back here,
like, ever.

Okay, but...

What if someone else
needs the table?

- It's company property.
- Yes, it is.

Or is it?

Brought it from home.

Damn, T-bag.

Then, I guess you can do
a puzzle here on your breaks.

- Now about the schedule...
- Sorry, break's back on.

You go... here.

Wow, so, um,
you're modelling now.

I know, right?

Pretty dangerous
having something so hot

next to a gas tank.

Oh, and during the shoot,
sorry, industry term.

Pretty common term
and I'm in the industry.

The photographer said
I should get some headshots.

I figured some body shots
would be good too.

They're all called headshots.

Sure, as long as
the body's in it.

Anyway,
this is what I was thinking.

Well, um,

In my professional opinion,

you should go for something
a little more honest

and stripped down, you know.

Yeah, no shirt. I get it.

Just do me a favor
and don't get all artsy on me.

I take pictures
that tell a story.

As long as the story is,
"This guy's an absolute dude!"

That's a play
in the abs there.

Yeah, honestly,
I'm kinda busy

with my end-of-year project.

Hey, I'm giving you
the opportunity

to get in on the ground floor
of Jung Inc.

Keeping it in the family,
am I right?

Fine. I'll see
if I can squeeze you in

when I'm finished
with my project,

as my favor to you.

Yeah, in reverse world.

Nerd.

Okay, I'm going to bed.

Yeah, you need
a good night's sleep.

You just so snappy today.

Like a big snappy turtle.

Maybe you don't need
the spicy food

because it make you snoring.

Ah! No beer?

And, uh, no late night.

Because of snoring.

What's more important to you?

Wife or boxing game?

Of course,
you are the more important

than one-night-only
championship fight.

So for you,

maybe I sleep
in Janet room tonight.

No, no, we never sleep apart.

But, you deserve
a best night sleep, Yobo.

Now, just for tonight.

Just the one night?

One night.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Good morning, Yobo.

Oh, great morning, Yobo.

You sleeping okay?

Well, of course I miss you.

Yeah, me too, so much.

But then I have
such deep sleep,

I wake up with line on my face
from pillow.

I stay up late

and watching movie
about the hockey player

who become golf pro.

So funny and inspiration.

But I miss snuggling
with you.

Yeah, me too.

But, uh,
I was reading article

and they say sometime
if you really tired

need two good night's sleep
to catching up.

- Can you believe?
- Who said that?

Science people.

So you thinking...

Maybe one more night?

For you,
because of you ask, okay.

Okay, double dangler,
let's find you a home.

Ooh, nice set up
you got here.

Oh, I think I got one.

Are you okay?

It's just funny, how we don't
eat each other's lunches,

but we think we can do
each other's puzzles.

Oh, sorry.

Kind of the puzzler's code.

Had no idea there was a code.

Right. We all just live
in a world of anarchy.

There. Nope.

Whoa, mama.

You weren't kidding.

I mean, I don't like
to talk bad about employees...

Who am I kidding?
I loves talking me some smack.

You really do.

- But, Terence and his puzzle?
- Ugh.

"Hey, lil buddy,
you're such a cute double dangler."

You know what would be
hilarious?

If we hid
one of his puzzle pieces.

That would be a-mah-zing!

But you can't.
Gotta be profesh.

Okay, boss, I won't.

We can still
eat his yogurt, right?

But don't waste your time,

he brought
zero fat plain today.

Freak!

Look pretty small.

Oh, it's a perfect size
for the boudoir.

Oh, no way.

Umma finally let you have
a TV in the bedroom?

No, it's for your room.

Oh, I guess
this is for you then.

Um, the remote's
a little fussy

but it works just fine.

Although I did have to replace
the 'on' button with a shirt button.

No, it's not for Janet,
it's for Janet's old room.

I want to watch a game
in bed, bachelor style.

You're sleeping there?

What did you do?

Why you all time
so dramatic, Janet?

Sometimes it can be
a nice break for a couple.

Bernice and I
had separate rooms

and it was
the best two weeks of my life.

Followed by
the worst 17 years.

Okay, Frank, end of story.

Certainly was for my marriage.

It's just a one-time deal.

Everything, it okay.

Really? Because married people
sleeping in separate rooms

seems like kind of
a big deal to me.

Oh, is there any other advice
you can give to me

because you have a long,
healthy marriage, Janet?

Oh, wait. You don't have one.

Ouch, I know
that was directed at Janet

but I feel I got hit
by a little friendly fire there.

Hey, Chels,
can we cool it with the oil?

I-I can see myself in his chest.

So can I.

What are you doing?

I said I'd take your picture
when I had time.

Right, but then Gerald said
he'd make time for me today.

He said you were
too busy. Sorry.

So if I don't drop
everything the minute

you snap your fingers,
you'll go behind my back?

Oh, it's not just that.

- Gerald gets me.
- Yeah, we do.

Plus, he's giving me
what I want.

My inability
to say "No", it's just,

really catching up with me.

Fine, I have
a lot of work to do.

Prepping for
a real photo shoot.

- Can you turn to the left?
- Sure.

Great direction, Gerald.

But more mysterious.

Like you have a secret,

and we can't tell Gerald
our secret.

What secret?

Babe, don't worry.
It's model talk.

Game is a starting.

Good night.

Yobo?

This room is no vacancy.

Just kidding.

Just close the door
on your way out.

Night-night.

Good morning.

I make you tea,
in our bedroom.

Yobo, thank you.

So... you like
our room like this?

Yeah, so much more space.

And decoration in our room.

I know flower make you sneeze

and that picture make you
make that face.

So I put out only for now.

Kind of hard for me
to get to my side of bed.

I just make some change.

Like you with the new old TV.

Don't worry,
we can put bed back later.

Later today
or later this week?

Yeah, like that.

Hey, guess what I picked up.

Your headshots?

Oh, my God. Can I peek?

Yeah. Wanna know
what you think.

Okay, you got me.

These are hilarious,
now show me the real ones.

- Those are the real ones.
- Right.

Right.

I'm just pulling you leg,

'cause these are
obviously fantastic.

And did you say that you were
gonna send these out to people?

Agents mostly. Why?

- You don't like these.
- No, no, no. They're great.

And they show that you don't
take yourself too seriously.

Which I love about you.

Oh, okay.

And what do I know
about modelling.

The important thing
is how you feel about them.

They're okay. I mean...

Definitely not
the worst photos of me.

No, they're not the worst.

It takes courage
to try something new.

Sometimes... a lot of courage
and I know you'll do great.

Yeah, these look pretty good.

Cha! Almost wish I could hide
them away forever in a locked drawer

so no one else could see how
attractive you are. Is that an option?

- You can keep a couple.
- Great.

Mmm, prick.

Yobo?

Coming.

Hey.

Hey youself.

What you doing?

Nothing. Just, uh,

hang out.

Wanna...

hang out...

together?

Where you going?

I have big day tomorrow.

Have to get up early.

Me too.
We work in the same store.

Maybe I wear this to bed
to remember you by.

Or you can just stay here
to remember me by.

Night-night.

Hey.

Sorry, Gerald's not home.

That's too bad.

I was just gonna thank him
for the amazing photos.

Got some great feedback
on them.

Gonna help me
get tons of work.

Great. Okay, see you.

I was...

thinking of getting him
to take different pictures.

Maybe more natural and stuff.

Think Gerald could do that?

Like you said, he's a pro.

Yeah, but...

Sometimes it's good
to switch things up a little,

you know, see what else
is out there.

Or... in here.

Are you asking me
to shoot you?

Sorry, industry term.

Yes. So, I mean,

if you could
check your avails.

It'd be awesome.

I'm avails.

Great.

But if I do this,

you have to trust me.

Cause I'm gonna capture you
the way I see you.

Right, like your dumb brother.

No, I just think
you're more than...

- Man candy?
- Ew! Whatever.

Remember when
I was in third grade

and Umma wouldn't give me
money for pizza day at school

'cause, "Why we give you money
for garbage pizza lunch?"

You looked pretty sad,
eating your kimbap like a loser.

Then you showed up
with an entire pizza.

I was a legend
for the rest of the week.

That's how
I'd wanna capture you.

Like your hero.

No, like a pizza delivery guy.

That's it,
I'm getting the spritzer.

Don't you dare.
And I wanna see these.

No, no, Janet, no.

You guys got me, so bad.

All right,
hand it over, come on.

No! The last piece
of the puzzle.

Such a great prank,
you pranking pranksters.

We didn't take it.

Oh, okay.

Um, sorry, my bad.

Now get back to work,
you slackers.

Jk.

Gotta admit, it looks great.

Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

But I guess
if I can't finish it,

I might as well,
put it away.

Oops, dropped some.

Let me see,
is it under the table?

Only one way to find out!

Wow. Sturdy table.

- Money well spent.
- Unlike my puzzle!

So, you're sleeping
in separate rooms

and you're not fighting?

We getting along better than
ever before. Can you believe?

And nothing's changed
with your marital benefits?

What you think?
I kiss and tell?

Then, my friend,
you have stumbled upon

the unicorn of relationships.

You're able to have your cake
and eat it in bed too.

It was a box of cookie,
but yeah.

God man, I can't imagine

the peace you feel
when you enter your sanctuary.

Mrs. Mehta is always
nattering on at me.

Just today,
she wouldn't stop talking

about her new walking route.

Through the park,
with her friends.

Alert the media.

Anyway, your money was missed
at poker Tuesday.

Oh, you miss poker?

Stomach was upset.

That's because you keep
snacking on a candy bar.

No, I stopped eating.
Too much sugar.

Please tell Mrs. Mehta,

we change
Wine-Time-Wednesday

because Mrs. Ada have thing
with you know who

I certainly do
and yes, will do.

Will do what thing with who?

I don't know
what she talking about.

Stop rubbing it in.
Lucky bastard.

Did you see the backlog
of cars out there?

Can you check in
with Terence?

Uh-huh.

Yeah, about that,

he kinda freaked out
and took off.

Couldn't find the last piece
of his puzzle.

This is really bad.

I swear it wasn't me

The real issue is Terence,
not being able to take a joke,

not who did what, when.

Shannon! What happened
to being profesh?

I don't know,
I just thought it'd be funny.

Okay, I'm back.

I'm sorry, but I just had to
clear my head, you know.

- Mmm.
- What the hell, T-bag?

You just can't get in a car and
drive away every time you get upset.

I know, and that's what I told
myself as I passed Kingston.

And then I turned around,
but I took the wrong exit.

Wound up in Tweed.

Pretty town but the teenagers
there are mean.

Well, there's cars
to be cleaned.

On it, which one?

Oh, uh...

Are you okay?

What's with all the questions?

Just find a dirty car
and clean it.

No, I mean,
is she choking?

You, in the patterned shirt
and cheap tie, call 9-1-1.

- What are you doing?
- Reverse Heimlich. New thing.

Shove the obstruction down.

Wait a second...

Who made your lunch?

Heading to bed now.

Oh, okay.

You have good day?

Yeah, good. How was yours?

Same, same.

I hear something
about the Mrs. Lee today?

Oh, it's nothing.

- Tell to me anyway.
- Oh, so silly.

She's little bit upset

because Mrs. Park make fun
of her foot smell.

Mrs. Lee feet smell?

No, no,
Mrs. Lee smell like a foot.

Okay, I let you sleep now.

You don't want to stay?

You want me to stay?

It's nice to have
together time?

Yeah, but, uh,
not just together time,

also miss, uh,
talking together time.

Yeah, me too.

Oh, I have a present for you.

Yobo! Thank you.

That's real strength.

Tomorrow we move
your things back in.

- Okay.
- But no TV.

Hey, guys.

Taking this bad boy
to the meeting, huh?

Yes and yes.

Well, don't worry,

I'll hold down the fort
while you're gone.

About the whole puzzle thing,

- Really sorry.
- Already forgotten.

Just call me Mr. Etch-a-Sketch

'cause I just... all clear.

Oh, great.

- Funny isn't it?
- What's that?

How one missing piece
from a puzzle

or something else.

Can 'cause the whole thing
to go kablewy.

Kablewy?

And what was supposed to be
a moment of joy,

turns into a nightmare.

Just... like... that.

We're taking another car.

Not cool, T-bag. Not cool.

Come on, guys.
I was just kidding.

I can put it back.

Geez, can't anyone
take a joke?

Sync corrections by srjanapala