Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 25 - The Truth Hurts - full transcript

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it's okay ♪

♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
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FATHER:
Don't forget to be home early.

I'm having the entire board

of directors from the lab
over for dinner, remember?

Don't worry, Dad.

It has top priority on my sched.

Honey, are these
the same board members

you're always complaining about?



I don't always
complain about them.

I mean, sure, Dr. Cook
is a bit of a know-it-all,

and Dr. Harris's toupee
looks like roadkill,

and if Dr. Kramer
tells one more pointless

story about "the old country,"
so help me, I'll...

Maybe you should skip
the coffee today, Dad.

Heh. Sorry, Kimmy.

I'm as nervous as a porcupine
in a balloon factory.

Hon, you're a shoe-in
for the promotion.

But we've never had the big
bosses over to the house before.

Don't worry. We'll be
on our best behavior.

Right, kids?

Hey, talk to the tweebs, not me.

BOTH:
Hey, we heard that.



Hola, Possible clan.

Kim, ready to hit it?

I can't believe I'm going
to be on the cover

of Spirit Squad Weekly.

It's the cheerleading magazine.

I am so freaking.

You'll be fine.
My advice...

Just be totally
and completely sincere.

Hey, that's
actually good advice.

That's not something
I practice myself,

but I think you can pull it off.

( beeping )

Hey, Wade. What's the sitch?

Kim, think you can squeeze in
a rescue before homeroom?

You got transportation?

Never mind.

WADE:
This is Dr. Wanda Wong,

one of the country's
top scientific leaders.

Drakken captured her
and took her

to some kind of ice fortress.

Has he done
the underwater layer yet?

See, if it was me,

I would have gone

with underwater before ice.

Ready to eject?

Yes.
Good.

Cold, Dr. Wong?

Why am I sitting

on an ice cube?

So you will divulge every detail

of your top-secret
projects, that's why.

You make no sense to me.

Welcome to my life.

Oh, a little
more glutial discomfort

and you'll be Little
Miss Busy Lips.

I still don't get the ice.

Grr. Fine, forget the ice!

You leave me no choice
but to use this!

( shrieks )

Who? What?!

Chillin' new lair, Drakken.

Kim Possible!

"We'll build a frozen fortress.

She'll never
find us there."

Ice the sass, Shego.

Don't worry,
we're the good guys,

here to save you, yadda, yadda.

I'm going to whip you

in Technical Merit
and Artistic Impression.

Bring it.

( gasping )

Whew!

What's she doing?

Trying to make us dizzy?

No, worse.

WOMAN:
Whoo! That's going to be
a great cover shot, Kim.

Now, I just need to ask you

a couple of questions
for the article.

Now, I understand

in addition to cheering

and being on the honor roll,

somebody also saves the world

from time to time, hmm?

Oh, you know. No big.

Well, I know our readers

are going to want to know this:

Do you have time
for a personal life?

Oh, I make time.

I'll bet you're crushing
on someone right now.

Give us a hint.

His name is Bobby Johnson.

Just moved here from Upperton,

but I'm not sure if I like him
because I like him

or because he asked out
Bonnie first. ( Gasps )

I knew it.

Well, that's some hint!

Any cool hobbies?

Oh, nothing special.

I collect cuddle buddies.
I love them.

I can't get to sleep
without my pandaroo.

( laughing )

Cuddle buddies? Yeah...

Kim, I have to be
honest with you.

We like our cover girls

to be, ooh, how
shall I put this?

Um... trend-forward.

There must be some other
activity that you do regularly.

I pick my nose
when nobody's looking.

( stifled mumbling )

Anyone else want
to be on the cover?

Ooh-ooh!
I do, I do!
Me.

Okay, Kim,

just tell yourself
a big, fat lie.

You can do it.

The color of my hair
is greee... red.

My name is Possible.

The sky is blue.

Pro-wrestling is... fake.

No!

Wade, something's wrong with me.

I can only
tell the truth and, and...

you spend too much time
in your room.

It's just not healthy.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay, Kim, I'll disregard that
until we figure out what's up.

Hold the communicator

at arm's length.

Scanning for weirdness.

Well?

Way weird.

It looks like all of your

brain inhibitors are shut down.

Meaning?

Meaning you can't lie.

You can only
blurt out the truth.

Now let's look back
at the last 24 hours.

The usual. Got up,
went to school.

Fought Shego. Drakken zapped me

with some funky ray thing.

Whoa, whoa. What kind of ray?

Don't know.
It was yellow, I think.

A truth ray.

That's got to be it. ( Gasps )

If I was hit,
I'll bet Ron was hit, too.

There's no telling
what kind of trouble

he's getting himself into.

All right, people.

I assume you all read

and are prepared to discuss
the classic novella,

"Lo, The Plow Shall Till
the Soil of Redemption."

I did not and I am not!

Wait. No.

What I meant to say
is that I read...

only the first three pages!

I almost dislocated
my jaw from yawning!

Stoppable!

Explain yourself.

This book is snobby,
pompous, overwritten,

and the pictures were
in black and white.

Excuse me,
Mr. Barken,

but I agree
with Ron's criticism.

Yeah. Me too. Um...

I just didn't have the guts
to slam your favorite book.

Uh-huh.
Yeah.
That's right.

That's it! I've had it
with this book.

I've despised
"Lo, the Plow Shall Till

"the Soil of Redemption" ever
since I had to suffer through it

back in military school.

KIDS:
Yeah! Yeah!

Ron! Ron! Ron!

Ron! Ron! Ron! Ron! Ron!

And you know what else?

I've never kissed a girl.

Well, except for the CPR
dummy in health class.

Now, I know it's not the coolest
thing to admit,

but, hey, the truth
sets you free.

Dude,

you tell it straight up.

Ron, listen. We were both
hit with a truth ray and...

No diggity. Isn't it great?

Great?
Hey, Penny.

You have the most
beautilicious
eyes in school.

Gosh, thanks, Ron.

That's so sweet.

Hey, I'll see you around, okay?

I tell it like it is.

Ain't no shame in my game.

This rules.

( tonal beeping )

What's the truth sitch, Wade?

According to my research,

the effects of the truth ray
should wear off

in about a day.

( school bell ringing )

This is so my worst nightmare.

My worst nightmare is the one

where I'm in school
in my underwear.
Ron,

you've actually done that.

I have to get home
and tell Mom and Dad

before his big-shot
bosses get there.

Mom, Dad.

I gotta talk to you before...

Dr. Cook, Dr. Harris,
Dr. Kramer.

You've met the twins.

This is my Kimmy Cup.

I hate it when he calls me that.

( gasps )

( gasps )

Aren't you just
the prettiest thing?

I have split ends
and I'm trying to cover

a mountain-size zit on my cheek
that you just touched.

Teenagers. Always
playing us squares.

Why don't we adjourn
to the living room

while we wait for the chairman
of the board to arrive, hmm?

( sighs )

And after churning
and churning and churning,

my great-great grandpapa

finally made
the first goat butter

his village had ever seen.

Wow. What a
captivating story.

Wasn't it guys?

Oh, very.

( yawns ):
Cool.

Yeah.

( muffled mumbling )

Kim?

Uh-uh.

We'll get it.

Kimmy, What is wrong with you?

KIM:
I'm trying not to
tell Dr. Kramer

that you were right.

His stories
about the old country...

They're pointless snore fests.

Goat butter is not pointless.

It is delicious.

Interestingly, in ancient Syria,

they would use a goatskin sack.

Dad, you were right
about Dr. Cook, too.

He is a know-it-all.

Oh, my hair!

Don't worry. My father
already spilled

about your bad piece,
even if he didn't...

Trust me, aliens could
spot that thing from space.

Kim!
Kim!

She's funnier
without the pillow.

Hoo-sha!

That's it. Grab your coats.

We are leaving this instant.

Dr. Possible, see
me in my office

first thing tomorrow.

We need to discuss
your future at the lab,

or lack thereof.

Wait. You
can't do that.

It's not my dad's fault.

I got hit with a truth ray.

I'm sorry.

Ha! Truth ray.

Absurd.

The board chairman.

Now my career
is completely over.

Dr. Wong?

Kim! I can't
thank you enough

for your help today.

Thanks to you,

I narrowly escaped
that nasty Drakken

and his truth ray.

There really was a truth ray?

I saved her. I
save lots of people.

Of course you do.

You were brilliant.

Like daughter, like
father, right doctors?

Oh, of course.

I couldn't agree more.

It's an entire family

of geniuses.

Now, let's
get inside and discuss

your promotion, shall we?

RON:
So everything worked out?

KIM:
Totally. I apologized
to the board members

and, like, a zillion
other people.

How about you?

I'm still mourning
the loss of my truth mojo.

You could just be
honest on your own.

Believe me, I'm trying.

Hi, Ron.

Hey, Penny.

You-you have, you have the most,

the most, um, you got

the most cans in the school's

charity can drive.

Keep up the good work, Tiger.

Wait! I didn't hear

any complaints
from the CPR dummy.