Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 26 - Mother's Day - full transcript

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Okay. Everyone ready?

Breakfast. Check.

Card. Check.

Present.
Check.

Why is the present buzzing?

Mom loves honey.

It's a new strain of honey bees.

Yeah. They make twice
the honey of normal bees.

I bet they sting
twice as much, too.

Well, duh!
Well, duh!

Boys, I'm going to say no
to the bees.



Let's go with the flowers.

ALL:
Happy Mother's Day.

Breakfast in bed?

Oh, how nice.

We made you a card.

Dad made me give you these.

Weren't those on the hall table?

The tweebs
wanted to give
you mutant bees.

Gotcha.

( phone rings )
Thanks.
Dr. Possible.

No. I've got
a lobo at 10:00.

( phone rings )
Let's go, Wade.

Maybe I can squeeze in
something after lunch.

Just tell her majesty we'll wait



until the spring thaw.

Hey!
Hey!

When was the last time

you two shared some quality
mother-daughter bonding?

Well, there was that one time...

No, Kimmy. We had
to cancel that. Remember?

My point exactly.

I want you two
to take Mother's Day off

and spend it together
no matter what.

What about Jim and Tim?

Honey time!

We're going
to be busy beekeepers.

( yelling )

A day together.

Spanking.

( phone ringing )

It's nothing serious, I'm sure.

Wade probably just
wants to tell me

he got the high score
on Thunder Crash again.

( ringing )

( ringing )

( ringing )

What's the message?
Talk to me.
Possible.

Drakken. Evil scheme.
Neuro-emergency.

( Wade screaming )

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪

♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪

♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪

♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪

♪ Know that I am on my way ♪

♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪

♪ If you just call my name ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪

♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪

♪ Doesn't matter when ♪

♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪

♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪

♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪

This had better be worth it.

Oh, it is, Shego.

Behind this door

is the most top secret
substance known to man.

If it's so secret,
how do you
hear about it?

Online chat room.

You know, you really should

spend more time on the Internet.

No, thank you.
I've got a life.

( beeping )

Behold!

That's what we came for?

This container holds
all the self-replicating

synthoplasma in the world!

Huh! Must not be in big demand.

It's super-concentrated.

Just add air, and look out!

Look out for what?

Stuff. You know.

Bad stuff, but big bad stuff.

Don't know what it does, do you?

I do, too. It's just I...
I don't want to tell you.

It would ruin the...

Surprise!

Kim Possible?

And don't forget Ron Stoppable.

Yeah, whatever.

Shego,

attack!

With pleasure.

Ow!

Take it, Ron.

Got it!

( gasps )

( evil laughter )

( panicked chatter )

Quick!
That weasel's got it.

Hand it over.

( screaming and coughing )

This isn't over yet!

( beeping )

Go, Wade.

Sorry to interrupt, but Ron's
mom has been looking for him.

Mom! Me busted.

I promised Mom
I'd spend the day with her.

I made the same promise.

Wade, are you at a restaurant?

Dude, you actually
left your room?

Get real.
I had brunch brought in.

And some ham and
some cheddar cheese.

Mmm! That's
a nice omelet.

Oh, hi, kids.

Kim, I hope you're
doing something special

with your mother today.

As a matter of fact, yes, I am.

Oh, hi, Kimmy.
I'm a little busy.

We said we were going to spend

the day together no matter what.

Here I am.

That is so sweet.

Well, then, grab a clamp

and stop that bleeding.

That's right.

Today's your day, Mom.

Whatever you want, you got it.

I want a clean garage.

Mom, I can't do the impossible.

It's more of a Kim thing.
Oh! Oh!

How about
I glue macaronis
to a coffee can

and then, like,
spray paint it gold?

Ronald, if you want
to make me happy,

clean this garage.

Oh, no!

Hey!

There's my old Hacky Sack.

Stack of boxes!

This impenetrable mountain
fortress

is the one place we'll be safe
to plan our next move

against Impossible.

The perimeter is fortified
with nitro-phased post cannons,

and any movement will
be detected by these

thermo-motion detectors!

Nobody gets in here
without my say-so.

( laughing maniacally )

Drew, is that you?

Mother?

Ooh! What is all this stuff?

Is this for your radio show?

Radio show?

That's right.

Radio show!

I've got to get back
to my callers.

Hello, listener.

My advice to you is to get in
touch with your feminine side.

Yes! Oh!

Okay, I'm confused.

And that's perfectly okay.

Those feelings are normal.

Mother doesn't know
I'm a supervillain.

She thinks I'm a
radio talk show doctor.

My Drew helps people
with their problems.

He's a good boy.

And smart, too.

Yes. That's right, Mother.

And Dr. Drakken is busy
with his show at the moment.

"Drakken" is his stage name.

So, thanks for stopping by.

Is this any way
to treat your
mother on her day?

What day?

Mother's Day.

Mother's Day? That's today?

You didn't forget, did you?

No.

What kind of son
would forget Mother's Day?

Not my Drew.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

I had no idea
how major your job is.

I mean, it's... it's...
well, it's brain surgery.

Oh, you were
a big help
in there, Kimmy.

And you didn't faint once.

Oh, I was too busy throwing up.

So, your mother has no idea

that you're trying
to take over the world.

She'll know when
I succeed, won't she?

Drew, what does this button do?

No! Don't touch it!

You'll destroy us all!

I, um...
I mean, Mother,

um, you have to be in the union

to touch
this stuff. Yes.

Oh! Well, I don't want
to get anybody in trouble.

I'm going to make coffee.

I just learned that the
self-replicating synthoplasma

is being transported
to a secret location

by high-speed train.

By calculating the proper
intercept factors,

and implementing
split-second timing,

we'll meet up
with the train here,

and then it will all be mine!

Aren't you a little old

to be playing with your
Peter Puffer Puff Toys?

She's got a point,
Choo Choo Boy.

Don't you think
it's time you settled down

and met a nice girl?

Oh, um... ick!

Okay, we have all day together,
so what will it be?

Bike ride?

Manicure?
( phone rings )

What?
Wade?

Wade, you're cutting into
mother-daughter time.

Sorry, Kim. I just
intercepted a transmission.

Hold it.
Now you're at the beach?

And soak up all those UVs?
No way!

This is just my holo cube.

Whoo! No wonder this child
never leaves his room.

Anyway, the synthoplasma
is being moved

by high-speed train,

and I'm tracking Drakken,

closing in
on the same coordinates.

Trackin' Drakken.

Great! Okay, better get Ron.

( clearing throat )
Mom?

We promised to spend the day
together no matter what.

( groans )

I know we promised
to spend the day together.

No matter what.

But this could get dangerous.

I need Ron.

Well, today you don't have Ron.

Today, you have Mom.

No, no, no,
but you don't understand.

Oh, no.

Not the puppy-dog pout.

( growls ) Oh, all
right, come on.

What a lovely day for a picnic.

Drew, you spoil me.

Nothing's too good
for my mother.

Everyone follow me.

Ooh. A nature hike.

Did we really need to
bring all of this food?

My little boy needs
a healthy meal

to keep him strong.

Isn't that right, Drewby?

( horrified gasp )

Drewby?

Mother, we agreed... no Drewby.

I'm a big boy now, remember?

Oh, but you'll
always be my Drewby.

Now, give Mama
a great big huggy.

Not in front of my
uh... radio crew.

Drewby!

( growls )

Are you sure you know
where you're going?

Yes, mother.

This is a global
positioning device.

I know exactly where I'm going.

Uh, Dr. Drakken.

( screaming )

Ooh, never mind.

DRAKKEN:
Ow!

( grunts, crashes )

Thorns! Ow!

Rocks! Ooh!

( crashes, groans )

I'm okay!

Oh, my, that is a pretty spot.

Aren't we going a little fast?

We've got to catch this train.

I know, but...

Relax, Mom.

I do this stuff all the time.

( train horn blowing )

( shrieks )

Nothing to it.

Sorry if I scared you.

Are you kidding?

That was awesome.

I have to get
your father to try this.

Heh. Great idea.

( grunts )

Well, that's a start.

( scratching )

Oh, man.

( straining )

( shrieks )

So, Mr. Garden Gnome,
we meet again.

It's been awhile.

This time you're on my turf,
and I'm taking out the trash.

Ron!

Ron!

I'm sorry, Mr. Gnome!

I didn't mean to call you trash.

Ron, it's me, Wade.

Don't play me, Gnome.

I switched to a
high-end resonance band

to use this porcelain
figure as a receiver.

Kim's on Drakken's trail.

Hey, if it gets me out
of cleaning the garage,

I am so out of here.

I am so staying here.

The train will come
from this direction and then...

Bam! Avalanche!

Then we take the synthoplasma.

Drew Lipsky!

What have I told you
about playing with your food?

Aah... "My food is not a toy.

It's for my tummy to enjoy."

( snickering )

Here comes the train.

♪ Open the station. ♪

Wait!
The sonic disrupter.

Oh, it's just the way

I like it... chopped gherkinson.

( gulping ):
Mmm.

What's that?

It's for
man-in-the-street interviews.

And, uh, where's the street?

Zip a lip, Shego.

Kimmy, do you see that?

Drakken.

Come on!

( alarm blaring )

It's on auto.

So, it'll stop
before we hit that?

That's my hope.

I think I broke the brakes.

Something has to slow this down.

Kimmy, we're going faster.

Let's see if Wade can help.

Wade, you're hotlinked into

the controls of a speeding train

that needs to stop now.

I'm on it.

Honey, you built this
facial gizmo yourself? Ooh...

Glad you like it, Mom.

Ooh, bad news.
Looks like the brake's broken.

BOTH:
We know.

It gets worse.

There's a rock slide up ahead.

BOTH:
We know.

Okay, the train
has an advanced power source.

A little rewiring and I think

we can divert
an energy blast from the engine

to tunnel through the rocks.

Kimmy.
I can't reach

these two wires in the back.

This is just like
the spinal juncture.

I say we need a surgeon's touch.

Aah! Only one person
could have done that!

Kim Possible!

Oh, is she one of your friends?

Mm! Uh... It's
a complicated

relationship, Mother.

Come, we have to
catch that train.

This Kim must be some
special girl, huh?

Looks like you missed your
chance with my boy, honey.

Oh, boy... Yeah, you're right.

How will I ever live
with myself?

You rock, Mom.

Just my bizzo with the chizzo

surgical skills, girl.

Mom, you're already cool.

Don't push it.

Oh!

Kim Possible.

Looks like you
have reached the...

End of the line?

I hate when she does that.

And so, Kim Possible

and her...

sister? Hmm?

Is he hitting on me?

Nah. Sidekicks
really confuse him.

Ahem! Ah! Would the tied
up please pay attention

to the... tier-upper?

You have been a bee in my bonnet

for far too long.

Prepare to meet...

Drew!

My mother.

Oh! Why are they

tied up like that?

Um... It's a very delicate
stage of their treatment.

Oh.

Peter Puffer Puff's

approaching the giant gorge.

You're loving this, aren't you?

I could use some coffee.

Does this train
have a dining car?

Drewby, are you listening to me?

Mother.

Drewby?

Precious isn't it?

Well, I used to call you
little bubble butt.

Mom! Not in front
of Shego and Drakken.

See, Drewby, it's not just me.

Mmm. I think
I smell coffee.

You look for that
dining car now.

You want I should
bring you a cup?

Thank you, no, Mother.

Now, then.

When we reach the
gorge, I'll be...

Dropping you off?

Another lippy Possible? Gah!

Come, Shego.
Let's get what we came for.

Nicely done, Mom.

And kind of fun, too.

I know... isn't it?

( straining )

Okay, these ropes
aren't budging.

Laser scalpel.
You never know.

Oh, it's all right.

I'm a doctor.

KIM:
I have to say,

you make
an outstanding sidekick.

Anything for my little bubble...

Mom!

Finally,
the most secret substance

in the world is mine.

Drew, you lie.

There's no dining
car on this train.

Is that what I think it is.

A thermos of coffee.

Oh, such a good boy.

I'll go get the pie

from our picnic basket, okay?

Huh?!

Lose something?

Mom, catch!

Oh! Hey. I caught it.

Great! Just don't...

I'll take that.

...lose it.

I guess that's not what
Ron would have done.

You've never actually
seen Ron in action, have you?

Let it go.

Hand it over.

Pie and coffee,

everybody!

Come and get it!

( gasps ):
Mother!

Oh, doodles.

Drew Lipsky, you know

I don't like that doodle talk!

Ugh.

That's not coffee.

Everyone out.

If you ask me,

this part of your treatment
seems a bit extreme, but...

my son, the doctor.

We've got company.

Okay, we're out of here.

Right behind you.

Drew Lipsky!

What have I told you
about leaving a room

without saying good-bye?

Sorry about my Drewby.

He's not usually rude.

Good-bye and good luck
with your treatment.

What would Ron do now?

Probably cry.

Or run. Wade?

Interesting.

I think it responds
to electrical impulses.

Talk about it later.
Come on, Mom.

The more it eats,
the bigger it gets.

Just like your brothers.

Can't stop eating junk.

Jump!

I know we parked the hovercraft

up here somewhere.

Yeah, but at that
end of the train.

Oh, swell,
the gelatinous mass ate it.

Do you know how much
that thing cost?

It wasn't cheap.

Fine.

We'll keep the train
and lose the passengers.

What about your mother?

I went back for the pie!

My mother!

I forgot about her.

Drew Theodore
P. Lipsky.

Were you trying

to leave me back there?

No, of course not.

It was... a special...
test, a jump test.

Yes, and you passed.

Oh. I did?

Yes. Happy Jumping Mother's Day.

Shego, take them out.

Farewell, Kim Possible.

Oh, it's so nice to see
my son, the doctor,

helping people.

We're running out of train.

I can try shocking it again,

but it's so big now.

Wait. Don't shoot it.

Talk to it.
Mom.

It's an out-of-control,
matter-eating monster.

I know, but its reactions

to current are similar

to the electrical impulses
in the brain.

This should...

not do that.

Can't you tell it to take a nap?

Come on.

Let's see if this sequence
will calm it down.

Theta waves.

I did it.

( gasps )

In the zone.

Gross, it's drooling.

Not exactly the way
I thought we'd spend the day.

But we spent it together.

No matter what.

So, now what do we do
with this guy?

I don't know how to thank you,

Kim Possible.

The self-replicating
synthoplasma

can be very dangerous.

Not a problem, especially once
you know how to talk to it.

Where is the synthoplasma now?

It kept on eating.

We had to feed it something.

Plus, Mom gets
a nice, clean garage

and I didn't even break a sweat.

What's with the garden gnome?

KP... Whatever you do,
don't make eye contact.