Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 24 - Sick Day - full transcript
Kim catches a cold from her brothers before a mission, and so do Ron and her arch foes.
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♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls ♪
♪ Just know that
I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
Hmm.
( gasping breaths )
Incoming!
Achoo!
Jim, say it, don't spray it.
You boys are burning up.
Can we have some
more chicken soup?
Please?
Ron, maybe we should bail
from Sick Tweeb Central
and pick up the study
fest at your house.
No fear here... I'm cold-proof.
No germ has ever successfully
breached the fortress
that is the Stoppable
immune system.
( gasping breaths )
( sneezes )
MOTHER:
Bless you.
Well, at least he covered.
I do not want to catch this.
How did I catch this?
We can go to the tape.
What?
WADE:
I've enhanced the germ trail.
Eww.
Woop, there it is.
I don't even want to know
how you got that.
Hey, K.P., how
we feeling today?
( stuffed up ):
I can't breathe through my nose.
Okay, yeah, no idea
what you just said.
Hey, Kim,
I'm patching through an elite
scientific team
for a satellite briefing.
Please and thank you.
Kim, we've just put
the finishing touches
on our new invention.
We call it...
Ray-X.
Ray-X?
( sniffles ):
What's it do?
Well, uh, it's a secret.
Hence, the "X."
"X" as in "the unknown."
Of course, we know.
Right. Uh, but
no one else does,
so it's unknown
to everyone else.
The point is,
we could use some extra help
with security around here.
Just for today,
until we have moved Ray-X
to a secret location.
We're calling it Location X.
Say no more. I'm on it.
( groaning ):
Oh, I got up too fast.
Uh, you really think
you're up to this?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
It's just a cold.
All I have to do
is sit there and guard
some little ray thingy.
( Kim sneezes )
( repeated sneezing )
( beeping )
I just heard a way freaky
security alarm go off.
It sounded like,
"Choo, choo, choo!"
That was me... I was sneezing.
Stay alert and keep your eyes
open for anything suspicious.
Shego, in mere moments
Ray-X will be ours.
What does this Ray-X do?
It's need-to-know.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
So you don't know?
I need to know...
That's why we're here.
Kim Possible.
Not to worry,
I have just the plan
to get past her.
( sneezing )
Aw, somebody's sick.
This'll be cake.
We can't just walk in there.
What about the plan?
I drew it myself.
Everyone knows it's impossible
to keep your eyes open
while you're sneezing.
So if we time it right,
she won't see a thing.
Okay, fine.
( Kim sneezing repeatedly )
( wheels squeaking )
KIM:
I'm sorry.
Visiting hours are over.
( stuffed up ):
Rod, meet me
at the bain entrance.
I got Drack-id.
"Drag Kid"? Who's he?
No! Drag-ken!
Drag Ken? Drag him where?
I have no idea
what this is going
to do to you,
but I'm banking
it's very, very bad!
Drakken!
( Drakken grunts )
( alarm blaring )
Whoa!
I have to sneeze.
What?
I need to cover my nose.
Nice try, Kimmie.
( gasps, sneezes )
Aah! Aw!
That was a low blow.
Fire escape routes activated.
Security doors open.
( gasps )
You should have stayed in bed,
Kim Possible.
Where is he?!
Where's the dragon?!
DRAKKEN ( laughs ):
I'm so excited!
And I just can't hide it. Ha!
What do you suppose
this thing does, Shego?
( phone rings )
Shego?
Hello?
( stuffed up ):
Dake, I'm calling in sick.
Kim Possible gave me
her stupid cold.
What?! You can't
call in sick!
I have to go, I... I...
( sneezes )
Ugh! That's disgusting.
( growls )
I need a new temporary cohort
in evil ASAP.
But who? Who?
( shuddering ):
Ew!
Never again.
Killigan. He works cheap.
( phone rings )
Ron's crib. Hello? Who dis?
( stuffed up ):
Hey, Rod. It's be.
Grandma?
Kib. Listen, my mom
is way cranked that
I went out sick.
MOTHER:
Cranked is
putting it mildly!
Worry not, K.P..
Rufus and I can totally
handle Drakken.
Mom? Can I have some soup?
Behold, Rufus...
I give you Operation Ray-X.
Okay, scuba to point A.
Suction cup to point B.
We'll bungee jump to point C.
( groaning )
( grunts, yells )
( grunts )
( yells )
( Rufus sighs )
SCOTTISH MAN:
Sidekick?!
I'll nay be a sidekick!
You said equal
partnership... 50/50!
Killigan, be reasonable.
Some were born to lead,
and some...
And some were born
to yap, yap, yap.
How about co-villain?
No!
( wheels squeaking )
Shego! Wow,
you look green.
I mean, you know, greener.
( sneezes )
Aw... Ew!
Total grossness.
Like taking candy from a baby.
A sick, sneezy baby
who sprayed her germy illin'
all over me.
Thank goodness for the Stoppable
fortress of immunity.
( gasps, sneezes )
Fortress of immunity, huh?
Ah, you drive
a hard bargain, Dr. Drakken.
But I'm in.
With the two of us
working together,
nothing shall stop us!
Nothing!
Ah... ah...
( sneezes )
KILLIGAN:
Need I remind you
of the contract?
"Should one signee
become incapacitated,
the other party shall assume
all head super villain duties."
( stuffed up ):
But you can't do it alone.
To get that Ray-X back,
you'll need a temporary lackey.
One step ahead of you.
( doorbell rings )
Hi. I'm Hank Perkins
from the temp agency.
Ready to get to work, sir.
So tell me, laddie,
have you any previous
evil experience?
No, but I'm a self-starter,
and I have a law degree.
Eh, close enough.
I so don't get
this soap opera.
What's not to get?
Felicia's archenemy
created a machine
that swapped her brain
with Brock's.
Let me see if there's
any more soup.
Now, if I were soup,
where would I...
Ray-X!
Gun it, Perkins!
Actually, I was wondering
if you could sign my time card.
Ay! Just go, man! Go!
( stuffed up ):
With us sick,
and the Ray-X in the hands
of Killigan and Drakken,
we're doobed.
We're what?
Doobed! Doobed!
Check it out...
I found these plans
in Ron's stuff.
Hoo-sha!
( man sneezes )
( sneezes )
( dialing phone )
( phone rings )
Yes?
Ay, can you believe
Felicia and Brock
switched brains?
I know! So does that mean
the wedding's off?
Check it, Rufus.
We've modified Ron's
Operation Ray-X.
We parachute to point A,
drop and roll to point B.
PERKINS:
I've reorganized Dr.
Drakken's file system.
From A to Evil over here.
Or we can just do this.
Oh, no extra trouble...
I really want to get in
on the ground floor of this
whole super villainy thing.
You see, I think it could be
the growth industry
of the next ten years.
In fact, I just caught my
first prisoners just now.
What's that? Oh, no biggie.
That's what I'm here for.
RON:
Rufus?
Buddy? Where'd you go?
Missing tweebs, too.
Along with my Operation
Ray-X schematics.
Wade, I need a ride.
( all grunting )
PERKINS:
God, I hate to do this,
but I do need to score some
points with the boss, so...
KIM ( coughing ):
Who are you?
Hank Perkins. Hello!
Do you work here?
Well, I am a temp,
but a little birdie
told me I might be kept on.
( grunts )
Sorry, Hank.
( buzzing )
( boys grunt )
Wow, looks like somebody's
been drinking lots of fluids...
and retaining every ounce.
So not in the mood, Shego.
( both sneeze )
Gesundheit.
Thanks.
DRAKKEN:
Come on, Shego!
Show her who's boss!
Uppercut! Uppercut!
( yells )
Snug as a flu bug in a rug.
( growls )
Okay, I am officially resigning,
uh, so if someone
could just write me
a quick letter...
BOTH:
Wrong chandelier!
...I'll just, uh... run!
Yes!
Yes!
No!
KILLIGAN:
Are you daft, man?
Just 'cause you have her brain
in your head
doesn't mean you can't love her.
KIM:
Okay, good news, bad news.
We managed to keep
Ray-X out of the
clutches of evil.
Excellent!
And, uh, uh, the bad news?
It sort of got a little crushed
on the way out of
the clutches of evil.
I got to know.
What was this X thing
designed to do, anyway?
BOTH:
Cure the common cold.
I hate irony.
---
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls ♪
♪ Just know that
I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
Hmm.
( gasping breaths )
Incoming!
Achoo!
Jim, say it, don't spray it.
You boys are burning up.
Can we have some
more chicken soup?
Please?
Ron, maybe we should bail
from Sick Tweeb Central
and pick up the study
fest at your house.
No fear here... I'm cold-proof.
No germ has ever successfully
breached the fortress
that is the Stoppable
immune system.
( gasping breaths )
( sneezes )
MOTHER:
Bless you.
Well, at least he covered.
I do not want to catch this.
How did I catch this?
We can go to the tape.
What?
WADE:
I've enhanced the germ trail.
Eww.
Woop, there it is.
I don't even want to know
how you got that.
Hey, K.P., how
we feeling today?
( stuffed up ):
I can't breathe through my nose.
Okay, yeah, no idea
what you just said.
Hey, Kim,
I'm patching through an elite
scientific team
for a satellite briefing.
Please and thank you.
Kim, we've just put
the finishing touches
on our new invention.
We call it...
Ray-X.
Ray-X?
( sniffles ):
What's it do?
Well, uh, it's a secret.
Hence, the "X."
"X" as in "the unknown."
Of course, we know.
Right. Uh, but
no one else does,
so it's unknown
to everyone else.
The point is,
we could use some extra help
with security around here.
Just for today,
until we have moved Ray-X
to a secret location.
We're calling it Location X.
Say no more. I'm on it.
( groaning ):
Oh, I got up too fast.
Uh, you really think
you're up to this?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
It's just a cold.
All I have to do
is sit there and guard
some little ray thingy.
( Kim sneezes )
( repeated sneezing )
( beeping )
I just heard a way freaky
security alarm go off.
It sounded like,
"Choo, choo, choo!"
That was me... I was sneezing.
Stay alert and keep your eyes
open for anything suspicious.
Shego, in mere moments
Ray-X will be ours.
What does this Ray-X do?
It's need-to-know.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
So you don't know?
I need to know...
That's why we're here.
Kim Possible.
Not to worry,
I have just the plan
to get past her.
( sneezing )
Aw, somebody's sick.
This'll be cake.
We can't just walk in there.
What about the plan?
I drew it myself.
Everyone knows it's impossible
to keep your eyes open
while you're sneezing.
So if we time it right,
she won't see a thing.
Okay, fine.
( Kim sneezing repeatedly )
( wheels squeaking )
KIM:
I'm sorry.
Visiting hours are over.
( stuffed up ):
Rod, meet me
at the bain entrance.
I got Drack-id.
"Drag Kid"? Who's he?
No! Drag-ken!
Drag Ken? Drag him where?
I have no idea
what this is going
to do to you,
but I'm banking
it's very, very bad!
Drakken!
( Drakken grunts )
( alarm blaring )
Whoa!
I have to sneeze.
What?
I need to cover my nose.
Nice try, Kimmie.
( gasps, sneezes )
Aah! Aw!
That was a low blow.
Fire escape routes activated.
Security doors open.
( gasps )
You should have stayed in bed,
Kim Possible.
Where is he?!
Where's the dragon?!
DRAKKEN ( laughs ):
I'm so excited!
And I just can't hide it. Ha!
What do you suppose
this thing does, Shego?
( phone rings )
Shego?
Hello?
( stuffed up ):
Dake, I'm calling in sick.
Kim Possible gave me
her stupid cold.
What?! You can't
call in sick!
I have to go, I... I...
( sneezes )
Ugh! That's disgusting.
( growls )
I need a new temporary cohort
in evil ASAP.
But who? Who?
( shuddering ):
Ew!
Never again.
Killigan. He works cheap.
( phone rings )
Ron's crib. Hello? Who dis?
( stuffed up ):
Hey, Rod. It's be.
Grandma?
Kib. Listen, my mom
is way cranked that
I went out sick.
MOTHER:
Cranked is
putting it mildly!
Worry not, K.P..
Rufus and I can totally
handle Drakken.
Mom? Can I have some soup?
Behold, Rufus...
I give you Operation Ray-X.
Okay, scuba to point A.
Suction cup to point B.
We'll bungee jump to point C.
( groaning )
( grunts, yells )
( grunts )
( yells )
( Rufus sighs )
SCOTTISH MAN:
Sidekick?!
I'll nay be a sidekick!
You said equal
partnership... 50/50!
Killigan, be reasonable.
Some were born to lead,
and some...
And some were born
to yap, yap, yap.
How about co-villain?
No!
( wheels squeaking )
Shego! Wow,
you look green.
I mean, you know, greener.
( sneezes )
Aw... Ew!
Total grossness.
Like taking candy from a baby.
A sick, sneezy baby
who sprayed her germy illin'
all over me.
Thank goodness for the Stoppable
fortress of immunity.
( gasps, sneezes )
Fortress of immunity, huh?
Ah, you drive
a hard bargain, Dr. Drakken.
But I'm in.
With the two of us
working together,
nothing shall stop us!
Nothing!
Ah... ah...
( sneezes )
KILLIGAN:
Need I remind you
of the contract?
"Should one signee
become incapacitated,
the other party shall assume
all head super villain duties."
( stuffed up ):
But you can't do it alone.
To get that Ray-X back,
you'll need a temporary lackey.
One step ahead of you.
( doorbell rings )
Hi. I'm Hank Perkins
from the temp agency.
Ready to get to work, sir.
So tell me, laddie,
have you any previous
evil experience?
No, but I'm a self-starter,
and I have a law degree.
Eh, close enough.
I so don't get
this soap opera.
What's not to get?
Felicia's archenemy
created a machine
that swapped her brain
with Brock's.
Let me see if there's
any more soup.
Now, if I were soup,
where would I...
Ray-X!
Gun it, Perkins!
Actually, I was wondering
if you could sign my time card.
Ay! Just go, man! Go!
( stuffed up ):
With us sick,
and the Ray-X in the hands
of Killigan and Drakken,
we're doobed.
We're what?
Doobed! Doobed!
Check it out...
I found these plans
in Ron's stuff.
Hoo-sha!
( man sneezes )
( sneezes )
( dialing phone )
( phone rings )
Yes?
Ay, can you believe
Felicia and Brock
switched brains?
I know! So does that mean
the wedding's off?
Check it, Rufus.
We've modified Ron's
Operation Ray-X.
We parachute to point A,
drop and roll to point B.
PERKINS:
I've reorganized Dr.
Drakken's file system.
From A to Evil over here.
Or we can just do this.
Oh, no extra trouble...
I really want to get in
on the ground floor of this
whole super villainy thing.
You see, I think it could be
the growth industry
of the next ten years.
In fact, I just caught my
first prisoners just now.
What's that? Oh, no biggie.
That's what I'm here for.
RON:
Rufus?
Buddy? Where'd you go?
Missing tweebs, too.
Along with my Operation
Ray-X schematics.
Wade, I need a ride.
( all grunting )
PERKINS:
God, I hate to do this,
but I do need to score some
points with the boss, so...
KIM ( coughing ):
Who are you?
Hank Perkins. Hello!
Do you work here?
Well, I am a temp,
but a little birdie
told me I might be kept on.
( grunts )
Sorry, Hank.
( buzzing )
( boys grunt )
Wow, looks like somebody's
been drinking lots of fluids...
and retaining every ounce.
So not in the mood, Shego.
( both sneeze )
Gesundheit.
Thanks.
DRAKKEN:
Come on, Shego!
Show her who's boss!
Uppercut! Uppercut!
( yells )
Snug as a flu bug in a rug.
( growls )
Okay, I am officially resigning,
uh, so if someone
could just write me
a quick letter...
BOTH:
Wrong chandelier!
...I'll just, uh... run!
Yes!
Yes!
No!
KILLIGAN:
Are you daft, man?
Just 'cause you have her brain
in your head
doesn't mean you can't love her.
KIM:
Okay, good news, bad news.
We managed to keep
Ray-X out of the
clutches of evil.
Excellent!
And, uh, uh, the bad news?
It sort of got a little crushed
on the way out of
the clutches of evil.
I got to know.
What was this X thing
designed to do, anyway?
BOTH:
Cure the common cold.
I hate irony.