Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil (2010–2012): Season 2, Episode 28 - Big Mouth/Last Fan Standing - full transcript
Kick and Gunther must become sidekicks to their scheming classmate Mouth.
♪ Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick
♪ kick buttowski, buttowski
♪ kick
♪ kick
♪ kick buttowski
♪ kick, kick, kick
♪ kick buttowski
♪ kick, kick, kick, kick
♪ kick
♪ kick
♪ kick buttowski
♪ kick buttowski! ♪
Jock wilder: Live, tonight!
(reading)
Maniacs wrestle crocodiles
for the title of "craziest"
And "bitey-est."
And with nano-camera technology,
Jock wilder's croc wrestle
ii will be aired live
On channel 4021!
4021?
We don't have channel 4021!
We have to see this live!
Otherwise they'll take
out the best parts!
Where people's best
parts are taken out!
If only we had a way
to watch channel 4021.
Well, there is one way.
(gasps) no! Not him!
Anything but...
Mouth.
So, other shadowy figure,
I can get what you want but i
expect to be paid handsomely.
Don't you worry. I have a plan.
Now to formulate a plan.
Mouth! You gotta help us!
We've got to croc
wrestle ii tonight!
Please! We'll do anything!
Anything, hmm?
Looks like my plan formulated itself.
Of course i'll help you.
Care to step into my office?
Um, no. That's creepy.
(siren wailing) hey!
What are you two punks doing?
Two?
We're just talking to mouth.
Mouth?
(wind whistling)
But we were talking to mouth.
Yeah, right.
I'm watching you two.
Now, where we? (both screaming)
Let me get this straight.
You two want to watch croc
wrestle ii live on channel 4021.
Impossible.
Unless you have my help.
So you'll do it then?
Yes, but there are a few
things we need to get first.
And no questions asked.
Understand?
First we have to get one of
chicarelli's wind chimes.
A wind chime? Why?
Ah, you agreed to zero questions
And according to my calculations,
one is more than zero.
(beeping)
He's got you there, kick.
Besides, there's a reason
why i asked you to do this.
There's only one person i know who
can sneak a wind chime past oskar.
Glad to be of service! Not you.
I'm not sneaking anything
anywhere without permission.
Allow me.
(dialing) oh, hey,
miss chicarelli.
So we can borrow
your wind chime?
(chuckles) yes, little oskie
sure does need his beauty sleep.
How do we know he's actually
talking to miss chicarelli?
What's that, kick? (dial tone)
You want to talk
to miss chicarelli?
Both: We'll do it! We'll do it!
(snoring)
(snaps)
(yawns)
Mouth.
We'll bring it back soon.
(dial tone)
Let me just double check that
kick doesn't want to talk to you.
Okay. Word is we can
use the smoke machine
As long as we don't
disturb the play.
But it's all the way on the
other side of the stage.
And there's a play going on.
Row, row, row your boat!
If you're going to question
everything i ask you to do
Then we'll never make it in
time for croc wrestle ii.
Besides, i'm sure you two can
wait for croc wrestle iii.
If it's still legal.
Well,
we can't just walk on stage.
Or can we?
At last i'm alone.
Just old man ocean and i.
Gunther: When suddenly,
a sea horse swam by.
What? You're not in the scene!
Go with it, ronaldo.
You know, improv!
I will not be
upstaged by a horse!
Fine, then i'll leave.
And i'm taking my fog
machine with me. Whoa!
(crowd booing)
Tough crowd, huh?
Well, at least we
got what we came for.
"We"? You ditched us and we barely
got out of there with our lives.
And our dignity!
Relax, shakespeare,
we made it to the third act.
All that's left is to get our
hands on a few toilet plungers.
Well,
there's a couple at my house.
But you don't want those.
Well, the janitor at school
has tons of those things.
Kick, you're a genius!
I knew there was a
reason i'm using you...
I mean, using your skills.
Stop!
What do you think you're doing?
Um, i was gonna ask the janitor
If we could borrow some
plungers, remember?
Whoa, slow down there.
That janitor's a union man.
We start asking him questions
And we'll be up to
our necks in red tape.
And if that happens you can
kiss your croc wrestle goodbye.
We're just gonna go in there and borrow
the plungers without him noticing
And avoid all the bureaucracy.
Well, then we're gonna
need a distraction.
Any ideas?
Gunther?
Oh, sorry, kick.
I was distracted.
What were you asking me?
(in british accent)
oh, hello, good sir.
I am a door to door salesman
And i am selling things.
Well, what are you selling?
Oh! See this briefcase?
You're, uh, selling a briefcase?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's what inside the briefcase.
Tah-da!
Well,
that's just another briefcase.
Wait!
Son, i'm not even a businessman.
No, but you could be.
I could?
Hey, where'd mouth go?
(siren wailing)
A-ha! Caught you skateboarding!
I'm not skateboarding.
You win this round, buttowski,
But i've got my eye on you.
Dad! Dad, it's okay.
They're with me.
I'll be home later.
Okay, son. I trust you.
So can we go and watch croc
wrestle ii at your house now?
Yeah, it's starting soon.
10:00 p.M. Till 4:00 a.M.
We're not watching
it at my house.
We're watching it at...
The mall!
Mouth,
how did you get those keys?
I told you, no questions.
(growling)
(oskar barking)
Jock: Coming up next,
Jock wilder's croc wrestle ii.
Wow, kick.
Mouth really came through.
Maybe he's not so bad after all.
Huh? What gives?
You still have to finish
your end of the bargain.
You're going to lower yourself
into the jewelry store.
Use the acquired smoke
machine to reveal the lasers.
Then use the borrowed
plungers to remove the casing.
And, voila! Easy-peasy!
But don't get caught. (laughing)
You want us to steal for you?
What do you think you've
been doing all night?
Both: What are
you talking about?
(gasping) he's right!
That's it.
This night is over, mouth.
Kick buttowski does not steal.
And gunther magnuson does
not play the xylophone.
Although that has nothing
to do with anything.
But... You can't do this to me!
Sorry, mouth. The answer is no.
Friends don't ask
friends to steal.
Not even imaginary ones.
Right, ralphie?
We had a deal! If you don't help
me, then no remote for you!
We've done enough for you.
Now give me that remote!
Gunther: No!
(munching)
You can only save one, kick!
(grunting)
Why would you save me
instead of the remote?
This is what friends
do for friends.
We're friends?
I've never had any friends.
It feels good!
Sorry i tried to make you guys rob a store.
From now on i'm gonna...
Halt! (siren wailing)
You two again!
I know it was you two who took my keys.
You've got it all wrong.
It's all a big misunderstanding.
Right, mouth?
Mouth?
(wind whistling) both: Huh?
Dad! Dad! You were right!
They took your keys and
broke into the mall!
I tried to stop them, i swear!
I knew it!
Corrupting my innocent son!
And destroying my mall!
It's mall jail for you hoodlums!
Yeah, mall jail!
Not that one, dad.
You should lock them in cell a.
When i return it's gonna
be with your parents.
Make them wait a while, dad.
Till at least 4:00 a.M.
Jock: Live till 4:00 a.M.
Jock wilder's croc wrestle ii.
(gasps) croc wrestle ii!
Mouth hooked us up.
There may be hope
for him after all.
Both: Ah, probably not.
Jock: And the crocs are going wild!
(crocs snapping)
Oh! Oh, the horror!
Why is this even a thing? (screaming)
It didn't go exactly
as i planned,
But i got them for you anyway.
With a little help
from some friends.
Thank you for your patronage,
Kendall.
(sighs)
(owl hooting)
(birds chirping)
(wolf howling)
Kids, don't try this at home.
Yeah, that's right. You kids.
Gunther!
Has it been... Yet?
I thought you were doing a year!
No, a week!
In that case, you're done.
Twice.
Whoa. Guess that whole no
sleep thing caught up with you.
(yawns) yeah.
My next attempt,
24 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
It was a pleasure working
with you gentlemen.
(snoring)
That was by far
your longest stunt.
I've gotta step it up if i'm
gonna join the pantheon someday.
These guys are the
best of the best.
And if i continue on the
path i've been going,
Someday i'm gonna do a
stunt with all five of them.
But first, sleep.
And nothing is gonna stop me.
(thunder rumbling)
Cousin kyle's here.
(honking)
(tires screeching)
Peanut butter's
made from peanuts.
(electricity crackling)
That's a fact!
What are we looking at?
Why did you take your hat off?
Did the weather vane spin when i showed up?
Why does it always do that?
Cousin kick!
That was the greatest stunt ever!
I watched it through the
telescope i found in the woods
Aimed at that camp where
everyone wears underpants.
Let's go celebrate!
Well, kyle, as much as i would
love to hang out with you...
Wait, wait, wait, not so fast.
Like i was saying,
as much as i would love to hang out...
Ah, ah, ah.
I'm really tired.
And i am sure that you of all
people can understand that.
You know,
since you're my number one fan.
Number one fan!
I'm kick buttowski's number one fan!
(growls)
Who dares challenge my fandom?
I'm kick's cousin kyle,
aka, his number one fan.
Now and forever and beyond.
Oh no, clown wig.
I'm his number one fan.
He told me so!
Actually, kick just told me
that i'm kick's number one fan.
Well i'm number one
because i'm planning
His awesome longest stunt
ever celebration, so...
A celebration? Oh, cousin kick,
i'll prove that i'm your number one
By planning you the
best celebration ever,
With marionettes and
marionettes and marionettes
And marionettes and root beer.
Oh, it is not gonna be that
easy, puppet breath!
I'm obviously his
number one fan!
I have his retainer
from when he was five!
(chuckles) hey, that's great.
But i'm number one because
i've got his retainers
From when he was four
and three and two.
I've got his appendix.
I've got his tonsils!
I've got his baby teeth!
I've got his baby diaper!
I've got his dirty jumpsuits!
I've got his toothbrush!
I've got his saliva sample.
I've got his secret twin!
Guys!
I have an idea!
I got mine first! No, i did!
I've got the perfect solution to
find out who's really number one.
Clearly,
one of you is my number one fan.
And since i've gotta sleep,
You two should figure out which of
you is really my number one fan.
And when i wake up,
me and the winner
Will have a huge celebration!
(both grunting)
I don't know about this, kick!
It's crazyology 101.
When you pit crazy
against crazy,
The result is an
even bigger crazy!
(kyle laughing)
(wacky jackie screaming)
(screaming)
Gunther, you're right.
They need to work together.
With your forces combined,
You could throw me the
best celebration ever.
(maniacal laughing)
Yay! Party!
One more thing, guys.
Both: Yes, kick?
Please do it quietly.
Oh, of course, kick. Of course!
(whispers) yay! Party!
Even bigger mistake, kick.
When you team crazy up with
crazy, the result is super crazy.
Gunther, i need some sleep.
This is the only way.
Truce? Truce.
(both yelling)
Super cra-cra.
(maniacal laughing)
I don't think that the maniacal
laughter is a good sign, kick.
It's a fine sign!
And now for 40 winks.
40 awesome winks.
Ah, finally!
Both: Kick!
Kick, what kind of
party hat do you like?
This or this or this or this?
Kick, what kind of party
noise maker do you like?
The kind that go... (yelling)
Or... (gargling)
Or... (screaming)
The first one!
Both: For who? For both!
What kind of music
do you like better?
Mariachi?
Or classical quartet?
(all playing)
(grunts)
Kick, which carnival
ride do you like best?
The tilt-a-puke or
the barf-a-whirl?
What do you prefer,
marionettes or puppets?
Jackhammers or anvils?
Kyle: Clowns or mimes?
Wacky jackie: Lions or tigers?
Kyle: Bears or "oh, my's"?
(screams)
(maniacal laughing)
(maniacal laughing)
(maniacal laughing)
Kick!
(sniffing)
Are you here?
Come on, kick. Where are you?
The celebration is ready.
Phew!
Brad's laundry must have
disguised the scent.
Finally, sleep.
(maniacal laughing)
Both: Celebration!
Both: Celebration!
Both: Celebration!
Celebration!
(screaming)
Celebration!
An intruder!
I feel so violated.
What's going on?
(all cheering)
This won't go on much longer.
Chicarelli will call the cops.
Miss chicarelli: Oh, my!
This is wonderful!
Hey mr. Dj! Turn this music up!
Mama needs to drop
it like it's hot!
Both: Oh-ah! Oh-ah!
This isn't happening!
Both: Come and party with
us, kick buttowski.
Forever and ever and
ever and ever and ever...
(screaming)
Guys, i've been awake for weeks!
I just need some sleep.
And if you were really my number one
fans, you'd let me have it!
But we have one more big
super surprise for you!
It's almost here.
I don't want it!
But it's really good!
However good it is,
it won't be as good
As one second of sleep!
You want to sleep?
Why didn't you just say so?
Of course we'll let you sleep.
Yeah. What kind of number
one fans would we be
If we didn't let you
sleep when you needed it?
Both: Okay, kick. Sweet dreams.
Thank you. Okay, shut it down!
But i was about to bust a move!
Sorry, guys. The party's over.
Kick is sleeping.
Cancel all the extremely cool
stuff you were gonna do with him.
Well, jackie, i guess this may be the
beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Yeah! It was funny
how we fought before!
Especially since it was over
which of you is kick's number one.
'Cause obviously i'm
kick's number one!
(grunting)
I am his number one! No, i am!
Best friend equals number one!
(all yelling)
Gee, kick, i never realized
how merchandisable you were.
Wanna go shred dead man's drop?
You bet, pal.
♪ kick buttowski, buttowski
♪ kick
♪ kick
♪ kick buttowski
♪ kick, kick, kick
♪ kick buttowski
♪ kick, kick, kick, kick
♪ kick
♪ kick
♪ kick buttowski
♪ kick buttowski! ♪
Jock wilder: Live, tonight!
(reading)
Maniacs wrestle crocodiles
for the title of "craziest"
And "bitey-est."
And with nano-camera technology,
Jock wilder's croc wrestle
ii will be aired live
On channel 4021!
4021?
We don't have channel 4021!
We have to see this live!
Otherwise they'll take
out the best parts!
Where people's best
parts are taken out!
If only we had a way
to watch channel 4021.
Well, there is one way.
(gasps) no! Not him!
Anything but...
Mouth.
So, other shadowy figure,
I can get what you want but i
expect to be paid handsomely.
Don't you worry. I have a plan.
Now to formulate a plan.
Mouth! You gotta help us!
We've got to croc
wrestle ii tonight!
Please! We'll do anything!
Anything, hmm?
Looks like my plan formulated itself.
Of course i'll help you.
Care to step into my office?
Um, no. That's creepy.
(siren wailing) hey!
What are you two punks doing?
Two?
We're just talking to mouth.
Mouth?
(wind whistling)
But we were talking to mouth.
Yeah, right.
I'm watching you two.
Now, where we? (both screaming)
Let me get this straight.
You two want to watch croc
wrestle ii live on channel 4021.
Impossible.
Unless you have my help.
So you'll do it then?
Yes, but there are a few
things we need to get first.
And no questions asked.
Understand?
First we have to get one of
chicarelli's wind chimes.
A wind chime? Why?
Ah, you agreed to zero questions
And according to my calculations,
one is more than zero.
(beeping)
He's got you there, kick.
Besides, there's a reason
why i asked you to do this.
There's only one person i know who
can sneak a wind chime past oskar.
Glad to be of service! Not you.
I'm not sneaking anything
anywhere without permission.
Allow me.
(dialing) oh, hey,
miss chicarelli.
So we can borrow
your wind chime?
(chuckles) yes, little oskie
sure does need his beauty sleep.
How do we know he's actually
talking to miss chicarelli?
What's that, kick? (dial tone)
You want to talk
to miss chicarelli?
Both: We'll do it! We'll do it!
(snoring)
(snaps)
(yawns)
Mouth.
We'll bring it back soon.
(dial tone)
Let me just double check that
kick doesn't want to talk to you.
Okay. Word is we can
use the smoke machine
As long as we don't
disturb the play.
But it's all the way on the
other side of the stage.
And there's a play going on.
Row, row, row your boat!
If you're going to question
everything i ask you to do
Then we'll never make it in
time for croc wrestle ii.
Besides, i'm sure you two can
wait for croc wrestle iii.
If it's still legal.
Well,
we can't just walk on stage.
Or can we?
At last i'm alone.
Just old man ocean and i.
Gunther: When suddenly,
a sea horse swam by.
What? You're not in the scene!
Go with it, ronaldo.
You know, improv!
I will not be
upstaged by a horse!
Fine, then i'll leave.
And i'm taking my fog
machine with me. Whoa!
(crowd booing)
Tough crowd, huh?
Well, at least we
got what we came for.
"We"? You ditched us and we barely
got out of there with our lives.
And our dignity!
Relax, shakespeare,
we made it to the third act.
All that's left is to get our
hands on a few toilet plungers.
Well,
there's a couple at my house.
But you don't want those.
Well, the janitor at school
has tons of those things.
Kick, you're a genius!
I knew there was a
reason i'm using you...
I mean, using your skills.
Stop!
What do you think you're doing?
Um, i was gonna ask the janitor
If we could borrow some
plungers, remember?
Whoa, slow down there.
That janitor's a union man.
We start asking him questions
And we'll be up to
our necks in red tape.
And if that happens you can
kiss your croc wrestle goodbye.
We're just gonna go in there and borrow
the plungers without him noticing
And avoid all the bureaucracy.
Well, then we're gonna
need a distraction.
Any ideas?
Gunther?
Oh, sorry, kick.
I was distracted.
What were you asking me?
(in british accent)
oh, hello, good sir.
I am a door to door salesman
And i am selling things.
Well, what are you selling?
Oh! See this briefcase?
You're, uh, selling a briefcase?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's what inside the briefcase.
Tah-da!
Well,
that's just another briefcase.
Wait!
Son, i'm not even a businessman.
No, but you could be.
I could?
Hey, where'd mouth go?
(siren wailing)
A-ha! Caught you skateboarding!
I'm not skateboarding.
You win this round, buttowski,
But i've got my eye on you.
Dad! Dad, it's okay.
They're with me.
I'll be home later.
Okay, son. I trust you.
So can we go and watch croc
wrestle ii at your house now?
Yeah, it's starting soon.
10:00 p.M. Till 4:00 a.M.
We're not watching
it at my house.
We're watching it at...
The mall!
Mouth,
how did you get those keys?
I told you, no questions.
(growling)
(oskar barking)
Jock: Coming up next,
Jock wilder's croc wrestle ii.
Wow, kick.
Mouth really came through.
Maybe he's not so bad after all.
Huh? What gives?
You still have to finish
your end of the bargain.
You're going to lower yourself
into the jewelry store.
Use the acquired smoke
machine to reveal the lasers.
Then use the borrowed
plungers to remove the casing.
And, voila! Easy-peasy!
But don't get caught. (laughing)
You want us to steal for you?
What do you think you've
been doing all night?
Both: What are
you talking about?
(gasping) he's right!
That's it.
This night is over, mouth.
Kick buttowski does not steal.
And gunther magnuson does
not play the xylophone.
Although that has nothing
to do with anything.
But... You can't do this to me!
Sorry, mouth. The answer is no.
Friends don't ask
friends to steal.
Not even imaginary ones.
Right, ralphie?
We had a deal! If you don't help
me, then no remote for you!
We've done enough for you.
Now give me that remote!
Gunther: No!
(munching)
You can only save one, kick!
(grunting)
Why would you save me
instead of the remote?
This is what friends
do for friends.
We're friends?
I've never had any friends.
It feels good!
Sorry i tried to make you guys rob a store.
From now on i'm gonna...
Halt! (siren wailing)
You two again!
I know it was you two who took my keys.
You've got it all wrong.
It's all a big misunderstanding.
Right, mouth?
Mouth?
(wind whistling) both: Huh?
Dad! Dad! You were right!
They took your keys and
broke into the mall!
I tried to stop them, i swear!
I knew it!
Corrupting my innocent son!
And destroying my mall!
It's mall jail for you hoodlums!
Yeah, mall jail!
Not that one, dad.
You should lock them in cell a.
When i return it's gonna
be with your parents.
Make them wait a while, dad.
Till at least 4:00 a.M.
Jock: Live till 4:00 a.M.
Jock wilder's croc wrestle ii.
(gasps) croc wrestle ii!
Mouth hooked us up.
There may be hope
for him after all.
Both: Ah, probably not.
Jock: And the crocs are going wild!
(crocs snapping)
Oh! Oh, the horror!
Why is this even a thing? (screaming)
It didn't go exactly
as i planned,
But i got them for you anyway.
With a little help
from some friends.
Thank you for your patronage,
Kendall.
(sighs)
(owl hooting)
(birds chirping)
(wolf howling)
Kids, don't try this at home.
Yeah, that's right. You kids.
Gunther!
Has it been... Yet?
I thought you were doing a year!
No, a week!
In that case, you're done.
Twice.
Whoa. Guess that whole no
sleep thing caught up with you.
(yawns) yeah.
My next attempt,
24 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
It was a pleasure working
with you gentlemen.
(snoring)
That was by far
your longest stunt.
I've gotta step it up if i'm
gonna join the pantheon someday.
These guys are the
best of the best.
And if i continue on the
path i've been going,
Someday i'm gonna do a
stunt with all five of them.
But first, sleep.
And nothing is gonna stop me.
(thunder rumbling)
Cousin kyle's here.
(honking)
(tires screeching)
Peanut butter's
made from peanuts.
(electricity crackling)
That's a fact!
What are we looking at?
Why did you take your hat off?
Did the weather vane spin when i showed up?
Why does it always do that?
Cousin kick!
That was the greatest stunt ever!
I watched it through the
telescope i found in the woods
Aimed at that camp where
everyone wears underpants.
Let's go celebrate!
Well, kyle, as much as i would
love to hang out with you...
Wait, wait, wait, not so fast.
Like i was saying,
as much as i would love to hang out...
Ah, ah, ah.
I'm really tired.
And i am sure that you of all
people can understand that.
You know,
since you're my number one fan.
Number one fan!
I'm kick buttowski's number one fan!
(growls)
Who dares challenge my fandom?
I'm kick's cousin kyle,
aka, his number one fan.
Now and forever and beyond.
Oh no, clown wig.
I'm his number one fan.
He told me so!
Actually, kick just told me
that i'm kick's number one fan.
Well i'm number one
because i'm planning
His awesome longest stunt
ever celebration, so...
A celebration? Oh, cousin kick,
i'll prove that i'm your number one
By planning you the
best celebration ever,
With marionettes and
marionettes and marionettes
And marionettes and root beer.
Oh, it is not gonna be that
easy, puppet breath!
I'm obviously his
number one fan!
I have his retainer
from when he was five!
(chuckles) hey, that's great.
But i'm number one because
i've got his retainers
From when he was four
and three and two.
I've got his appendix.
I've got his tonsils!
I've got his baby teeth!
I've got his baby diaper!
I've got his dirty jumpsuits!
I've got his toothbrush!
I've got his saliva sample.
I've got his secret twin!
Guys!
I have an idea!
I got mine first! No, i did!
I've got the perfect solution to
find out who's really number one.
Clearly,
one of you is my number one fan.
And since i've gotta sleep,
You two should figure out which of
you is really my number one fan.
And when i wake up,
me and the winner
Will have a huge celebration!
(both grunting)
I don't know about this, kick!
It's crazyology 101.
When you pit crazy
against crazy,
The result is an
even bigger crazy!
(kyle laughing)
(wacky jackie screaming)
(screaming)
Gunther, you're right.
They need to work together.
With your forces combined,
You could throw me the
best celebration ever.
(maniacal laughing)
Yay! Party!
One more thing, guys.
Both: Yes, kick?
Please do it quietly.
Oh, of course, kick. Of course!
(whispers) yay! Party!
Even bigger mistake, kick.
When you team crazy up with
crazy, the result is super crazy.
Gunther, i need some sleep.
This is the only way.
Truce? Truce.
(both yelling)
Super cra-cra.
(maniacal laughing)
I don't think that the maniacal
laughter is a good sign, kick.
It's a fine sign!
And now for 40 winks.
40 awesome winks.
Ah, finally!
Both: Kick!
Kick, what kind of
party hat do you like?
This or this or this or this?
Kick, what kind of party
noise maker do you like?
The kind that go... (yelling)
Or... (gargling)
Or... (screaming)
The first one!
Both: For who? For both!
What kind of music
do you like better?
Mariachi?
Or classical quartet?
(all playing)
(grunts)
Kick, which carnival
ride do you like best?
The tilt-a-puke or
the barf-a-whirl?
What do you prefer,
marionettes or puppets?
Jackhammers or anvils?
Kyle: Clowns or mimes?
Wacky jackie: Lions or tigers?
Kyle: Bears or "oh, my's"?
(screams)
(maniacal laughing)
(maniacal laughing)
(maniacal laughing)
Kick!
(sniffing)
Are you here?
Come on, kick. Where are you?
The celebration is ready.
Phew!
Brad's laundry must have
disguised the scent.
Finally, sleep.
(maniacal laughing)
Both: Celebration!
Both: Celebration!
Both: Celebration!
Celebration!
(screaming)
Celebration!
An intruder!
I feel so violated.
What's going on?
(all cheering)
This won't go on much longer.
Chicarelli will call the cops.
Miss chicarelli: Oh, my!
This is wonderful!
Hey mr. Dj! Turn this music up!
Mama needs to drop
it like it's hot!
Both: Oh-ah! Oh-ah!
This isn't happening!
Both: Come and party with
us, kick buttowski.
Forever and ever and
ever and ever and ever...
(screaming)
Guys, i've been awake for weeks!
I just need some sleep.
And if you were really my number one
fans, you'd let me have it!
But we have one more big
super surprise for you!
It's almost here.
I don't want it!
But it's really good!
However good it is,
it won't be as good
As one second of sleep!
You want to sleep?
Why didn't you just say so?
Of course we'll let you sleep.
Yeah. What kind of number
one fans would we be
If we didn't let you
sleep when you needed it?
Both: Okay, kick. Sweet dreams.
Thank you. Okay, shut it down!
But i was about to bust a move!
Sorry, guys. The party's over.
Kick is sleeping.
Cancel all the extremely cool
stuff you were gonna do with him.
Well, jackie, i guess this may be the
beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Yeah! It was funny
how we fought before!
Especially since it was over
which of you is kick's number one.
'Cause obviously i'm
kick's number one!
(grunting)
I am his number one! No, i am!
Best friend equals number one!
(all yelling)
Gee, kick, i never realized
how merchandisable you were.
Wanna go shred dead man's drop?
You bet, pal.