Kacha Ze (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Episode #1.9 - full transcript

"You gotta know what's healthy
and what's not.

'Tm not saying 'don't use ketchup'

"But It's not

"a health food.

"Ketchup is full of sugar.

It's the same as using sugar."

What nonsense.

"If you remember me, Sivan

"Will you give me some time

"Now that you're far away"

Hello?



Hello.

Hello to you too.

Is this Simona?

Yes, it is. With whom do I have the honor?

You don't know me, I'm Iris.

Iris. How can I help you?

Actually I called to help you.

You want to sell me something?

No, thank you.

So what is this about?

I'm calling to say congratulations.

Thank you, for what?

You won.

I don't remember
playing a game or anything.



You defeated me.

How did I defeat you
if I don't know you?

I hear you're driving,
how about pulling over for a second?

Are you sure you got the right person?

You're Simona, Avi's wife?

Yes.

I wanted to tell you Avi and I have been
lovers for the past three years

but he dumped me
and I wanted to say congrats,

you won.

Simona?

Who are you?

I told you, I'm Iris.

Who are you to call me
and say those things to me?

I thought you'd be happy to know.

What exactly do you want?

I told you.

You sound like a nice lady,

Avi told me that you are,

and I want you to know
who you're living with.

It doesn't matter to me anymore,
we're over.

but I asked him
to come one last time,

it always bothered him
that I wouldn't swallow, so I said:

Come one more time,
I want to swallow,

to leave you with
this memory of me and...

Asshole!

Significant other

Hello, come with me please.

You marked off that you use sunscreen,
but you don't.

I do, sometimes.

I can tell, you don't.

It's obvious you're very unkempt,
but you tell me,

what is bothering you?

I have these..

Forehead wrinkles? That's nothing,
2-3 injections

and they're gone.
What else?

No... this mark..

it's stressing me out,
maybe it's a tumor or...

No, that's a liver spot,
it comes with age.

As we get older
our systems start to collapse and...

it's like a computer that goes crazy
and sends erroneous instructions,

but it's nothing,
I can easily remove it.

What...

what about all the rest?

All the rest?

Do you really
walk around with that face?

What?

Look at me.

According to this form
we're the same age.

You see how I look?

Right?

And you?

It's obvious
you've neglected your skin for years,

but we'll fix that mistake.

So the thing... isn't cancer.
-No.

But I do see many other things
that we have to address.

Like what?

Fillers, breast lift, liposuction,

tummy tuck, face lift,
depends what you want.

Are you aware
your face is asymmetric?

Yes... one eye is bigger,

so it gives the impression that...
-Yes, that too,

but I can open that up for you.

Look.

This part of your face dropped,

that happens with age.

The fatty tissue shrivels,

so this part of your face is drooping.

I can lift it up, fill and..

do away with gravity.

What we see under your eye,

we call that "accordion skin."
If I pinch it

it remains folded,
you see that?

I can remove that too.

I suggest fillers,

3-5 syringes.

Do you want a brow lift,
or do you like it the way it is?

What's wrong with my brow?

We can leave that for next time.

What about the neck?
-What about it?

Have you considered liposuction?

No.

I wouldn't rule out a face lift.

We do wonderful things these days

with threads.

Threads?

Yes, it melts in 6 months.
It's nothing.

It's not as bad as it sounds.

It's a shame walking around
looking like you do. It's pointless.

But I don't have cancer?

No, I don't see any pre-cancer,

now you can smile.

"And I asked him to come one last time,

"it always bothered him
that I wouldn't swallow."

"Swallow," Gila.

Hold on.

Then she said:
"I asked him to come

"one last time
because I wanted to swallow,

I wanted him to have that memory of me.

"I want to swallow," Gila.
Can you believe it?

I'm making this up?

Could I make something like this up?

I hung up on her.

That's nothing compared
to what I would have done to her

if she was standing next to me.

I have no idea, God help me,

I'm so naive.

Really, I'm so naive.

Yes.

No, I don't want to talk to him,

I don't want to see his face.

I don't want to see him.

I can't even say his name.

Avi's name.

No, I'm here for now.
What do I have a son for?

I have to figure out
what I'm going to do,

what my plans are,
where I'm... I don't know.

I don't know.

What's to talk about? What?

No, no, don't worry,
I'm strong.

I'm very strong,
all that matters is our health.

Believe me, just our health.

Alright, Gila, thank you.

Sure, I'll keep you posted,
don't worry.

Thank you.
Bye, Gila.

I'm sorry...

It's okay,
talk to whoever you have to.

She freaked out.

Who says those things?
"It bothered him that I wouldn't swallow."

Does that make sense to you?

"Come one more time
because I want to swallow,

"I want you to have this memory of me."

She's lucky she wasn't next to me.

"You sound like a nice lady."
I need her to tell me I'm nice?

People can be so rude.

She wants me to know
who I'm living with.

I know very well
who I'm living with

and I don't want to see
his face anymore, you hear me?

Rina, I'm taking this.

Hello?

What's up?
Avi is having an affair.

Yes.

Yes, you're right.

suddenly I get a call,
"Hello,

"I'm Iris

"and I wanted to tell you

"that Avi and I were having an affair

"for three years

"and he called it quits.

"Congratulations, you won."

Hold on.

Then she says:
"You sound like a nice lady,

"Avi said that you are."

Can you believe it?

And...

And then she said:
I want you to know who you're living with.

Of course I know
who I'm living with.

And then... hold on,
that's not all, then she said,

now I'm going to burn your ears, Rina.
She said:

He broke up with me last week
and I asked him to come

"one more time
because it bothered him

"that I wouldn't swallow."

Swallow what?
Swallow, Rina, swallow.

Swallow what?

What do people swallow?

Yes, yes.

Yes, exactly.

I'm telling you, so low.

Then she said: "I asked him to come
one last time

"because I wanted to swallow

"and I wanted him to have
that memory of me."

Can you believe it?
I couldn't either.

I hung up in her face.

Lucky for her
she wasn't standing next to me.

No, I don't care what he has to say,
he can say it to her.

I don't want to see his face anymore.

Oh, Rina,
Ruti's on the line..

How do I put her on hold?

Like this.

Thank you.

Oh, Ruti, Ruti.

What can I say?

Who told you?

Gila?

What did she say?

Of course you didn't believe her,
who could believe such a thing?

That's what she said.

She said that I sound like a nice lady,

Avi told her that too.

Mom.

Do you have some aspirin?
I have a splitting headache.

Leave, I'll bring you some.

Just tell me where it is.
-Leave, I'll bring it to you.

I'll get it myself.
Is it in the cabinet? How long will you be.

Five minutes. Go.

In five minutes I'll pass out.
Is it in the cabinet?

Mom, I'm taking a shower...

So? What do you have
that I haven't seen?

What a mess,
how can you find anything in here?

I'll get it for you.

I'll get it for you.

You remember the long showers you took
when you were 14?

Yes, Mom, I remember.

Four hours in the shower, God help me.

So?

Here.

Tell me,

when you go to the bathroom,
do you push hard?

What do you mean?

Yes or no?

I gave you the pills,
what do you want?

Drop the towel.

No!
-I want to see something.

What do you want to see?

Did you check
that you don't have a hernia.?

I don't have a hernia. Mom, stop it.
-I thought I saw

one testicle larger than the other.

My testicles are fine.
Leave now!

Why are you yelling at me?

What did I do?

I only want to help,
all my life I only help others

and everyone yells at me...
What did I do?

I gave my life for you.

You think I didn't do all those things
to him that she's talking about?

I did, and more than once!

What did I do?
Why do I have to go through this?

Why?

Okay, Mom, that's enough.

Just a second.

Can I be here for a while?

Since when do you ask?

Thanks.

I won't be in the way.
just need some peace and quiet.

What happened?

I'd rather not talk.

Fine.

Do you want something to eat?

No. -Drink?
-No, I'm good, thanks.

Is there anything I can do?

No, I just need some quiet.
-Okay.

You want to talk about it?
Are you sure you don't want to?

I'm sure.
-Talking helps.

I know, there's no need.
-Okay.

That's good,
I'm not really in the talking mood.

The day I had...

I think it's a seasonal thing,

tons of people are going through stuff.

Who told me that?
-Can I have some quiet?

Okay,
'm trying to help.

I don't need help,
I need quiet. -Okay.

Thanks.

Just ignore me,
go back to what you were doing. -Okay,

I got it.

Well?

This is what I was doing,
I was sitting on the couch.

But you weren't talking, right?

Why do you have to be nasty?
-Can you be quiet or not?

If not, it's all good, I'll leave.

Can you?
-Yes, alright.

Thank you.

Don't talk to me either.
-Oh my God...

Am I asking too much?

What do you want?
-Quiet, just quiet.

It's you who can't shut up.
-Me?

Be quiet.
-Stop it! -Enough.

No way.

What?

I'm at the neighbor's,
what's wrong?

I don't know, soon.

I don't know.

I don't know, soon...

I'm not yelling.

I'm sorry.

But you're driving me nuts! How...

Hello?

Why did you give birth to me? Why?!

I can't stand that woman, I can't.

I hear her voice
and it pisses me off.

I could kill her. God.

I feel bad for her,
but I can't stand her.

I can't
and I hate myself for

But I can't stand her.

She's your mother,
you're supposed to hate her.

If you loved her,
then you'd have a problem.

You love your mother.
-She's dead...

Oh no...
-Is that her?

Don't open the door.
-Seriously?

Can you please open the door?

Just a second.

Hello.
, nice to meet you.

I just came to say I'm leaving,

I can be on my own in the street.

Go back, I'm coming.

No, it's okay.
I apologize for coming.

You don't have to go, I'm coming.
-No, it's fine, I'm going to my sister's.

Yardena?
You can't stand her.

At least she listens to me.
-Why are you annoying?

I said I'm coming, didn't I?

I just left for a second, I'm coming.
-You want to be here, be here.

I don't want to inconvenience you.
-You said you were going to lie down

so I left for a few minutes,
what's the problem?

I don't have a problem,
you are not a giver.

But that's my fault.
I didn't raise you well.

What did I do wrong?
Did I do something wrong?

No, not at all.
-Then what do you want?

Just this once
I asked you to be there for me,

for you to give back,

but no,
you can't.

I have only myself to blame.
-But I said I'm coming.

Why did I waste my kindness on you? Why?

What kindness did you waste, huh?

What kindness?
-What kindness? -What?

You got some nerve!
I was so kind I ruined my life.

You ruined your life?
Some life...

Yes, the life I sacrificed for you.

Yeah.
-Instead of saying thank you...

Thank you? For what?
For your bitterness? What?

You think I was always like this?
-I don't know.

You don't know? -No.
-You turned me into this.

You think I wanted to be stuck
with you at home all day?

To feed you, play with you,

drive you back and forth,
PTA meetings,

play your boring games?

You think that's what I wanted to do?

You think I couldn't have fun
like your father?

So you were a mother, so?

Who asked you to be?
Didn't you know what you were getting into?

Didn't I take care of my kids?
Everybody does, that's life.

You don't like it?
Don't have more kids.

If I could start my life over,

that's what I'd do.
-Then too bad you didn't.

What a waste of a life!
That's what it is! -A waste of a life.

All I have left is to wait until I die
and it's good riddance to me.

What do you want me to do?
To apologize for pooping when I was a baby?

For being hungry? No.
I was just a kid living his life,

but it seems I ruined my mother's life,

so I'm sorry, Mom, for ruining your life
when I was a kid.

I never wanted anything from you,

just that you love me,

but you can't even do
that one little thing.

How can I love you like this?
Tell me. How?

Then you admit
that you don't love me? Thank you.

What do you want from me?
Tell me, what?

What do you want from me?

What can I want
after what you just said?

What did I say?
That you don't love me. -You're insane!

She's insane.
-He said he doesn't love me.

That's not what I said.

Then say that you love me.
-What's love got to do with it?

There, you see what you do?
-It doesn't matter.

You want me to drive you?
-No, I don't want a thing from you.

What a nightmare, God.

I'm so glad
I'm alone in this world.

This whole farce
that family is good, right, normal...

it's such a bad joke.
I'm amazed it caught on.

A person obviously need to be alone.

You're alone as it is,
so at least be alone.

The only right and proper situation
is for a person to be alone,

but it freaks people out so much
that they decided that...

this impossible situation,
this hell, this family,

is the good thing, the right thing,
the normal thing.

And the natural thing, being alone,
they think that's weird.

Shut up already.
-Now it's my fault?

You have tape on your face.

Can you look at something for a second .
-What?

Can I show you something?
-What?

My testicles.

What for?
-I want you to look

and tell me
if one is larger than the other.

Okay...

Lift up your shirt.

They look fine to me.

Are you sure?

Yeah, they look normal.

Doesn't one of them look weird?

Which one?
-No, you tell me.

This one?
-Now you're guessing.

It's 50/50.
-What is this, a riddle?

This one.

It looks fine.
-Are you sure?

Yes, I think so.
-Okay.

What?

You want to do something with it?