Kacha Ze (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode #1.4 - full transcript

A gloomy and unpleasant date between the two ends in an intensive incident giving new proportions to life.

July August Productions and yes
present:

Significant Other

Okay.

"They sang
It's Springtime, Passover is Here

"without everything between
the first and last verse" 4 letters.

Okay.
-"David camped upon his return".

How many letters?
-3.

"David camped upon his return".

Okay.
-"Michael decided,

"the late composer
is righteous."

How many?
-7.



Seriously?
-What?

That's a lot.
-What?

You don't know it?
-Know what?

Never mind.

Keep going.
-"Michael decided,

"the late composer is righteous."

We have to crack
what Michael means.

Michael...

Michael...

Next:

"Jumail also asks

"for a healing doctor."
5 letters.

"He must be rushed..."
-Hold on.

Okay, I give up.



"He must be rushed,
the busy workshop owner." 6.

"Enjoys bizarre sex with animals."

Homo.

10 letters.

Homosexual.

I don't know. Next.

"When I have heartburn,
I play a small drum."

3 and 3.

Turn...

Tumtum.

Tumtum.

Tumtum drum. Cool.

Next?
-Okay.

Tumtum.
Okay, okay.

"A wildflower grows here."
3.

Next?
-Okay.

"Who in the kibbutz
named Sara used to sing?"

4 and 4.

Sara and sing?

"Who in the kibbutz named Sara or
used to sing (also Shara)?" 4 and 4.

"Who in the kibbutz named Sara..."
- or "Used to sing."

Shouldn't we get going
-Yeah.

Turn it back.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

"After being rejected
from the Philharmonic..." -No.

"Beatrice, an aristocrat who knows
all the biggest..." -No.

"A compelling family drama..."

No.

You sure?
-Next.

"A team of super-power criminals..."

Optional.

Not my cup of tea.

"1950's United States..."
-No.

"1940's Berlin..."
-No way.

"A young couple with no
military or business training..."

No.
-No.

"A new film by the acclaimed
Romanian director..." -No!

"The incredible story
of the chain store founder..."

Optional.

It already started.

"Kevin Lacy is a bold
and cunning billionaire..."

Hey!
-Hey there!

Wow!
-What's up?

How've you been?
-How's it going?

Well well..

You're lookin' good!

Naaa...
-I barely recognized you.

Last time I saw you
you were like 40 lbs heavier.

Are you nuts?

30?

Around 28-29...

Wow,
are you on the Paleo diet?

No, just life.
What's new with you?

Never mind me,
what's new with you?

What could be new...?
-Lots of things.

How's Moran?
Fine, she works hard.

Yep. -That's how she's wired.
-Yep. -Yep.

And Liam?
-Liam?

He's already 6.
-Really? -Yep.

Unbelievable.
-You believe it? -Nope.

He's in 1st grade.
-Time flies, huh?

Soon we'll all be dead.
-You said it.

And your youngest son?
-Daughter.

Right, Maya.
-Ella.

Ella?
Why did I remember Maya?

Our memory is shot.

We're old folks.

What a drag, huh?

So is she doing okay?
-Ella? Sure,

she's queen of the house.
-Always was.

In princess dresses all day.
-That's girls for ya, bro.

Giving me the runaround.
-Yep, I bet.

That's how it is.
-Yep, girls and their daddies...

I'm wrapped around her finger.
-We'll she's the baby.

How've you been?

Fine.

How're the kids doing?
-Great.

Yeah? -Yeah.

All's good?
-Yep.

Feeling good?
-I do my best.

Doing your best is important.
-Sure is.

It's best to do your best.
-Yep.

I'm so happy to see you.
-So am I.

Let's grab a beer sometime.
-Sounds great.

Yeah? Your treat?
-My treat.

Love you, man.
-Love you too, bro.

Bye.
-Bye.

Here you go.
-Thanks. -Thanks.

Anything to drink?

Yes, what draught beers
do you have? -Belgian,

light Czech, unfiltered Czech,
dark and light Weihenstephan,

and Fat Cat.

A bottle of Goldstar.

Half? Third?

Bottle.

Oh, right...

Two.

Great. I'll be right back
to take your order.

And water, please.
-No problem.

Here you go.

No glass for me.
-Me neither.

What will it be, folks?

I'll have the spicy pizza.

It's spicy.

Cool.

Really spicy.

Cool.

You okay with garlic, chili,
pesto and cheese?

Yes.

I'll have the...

fish tartar.

It's raw.

Tartar.

Yes, It's raw.
-Yes.

Coriander, chili, beets, raw onion?

Cool.

Anything else?

No. -No.

Folks, you want bread?

Do you?

I don't.

Do you?

Not really.

Cool.

And water.
-No problem.

Thanks.

Cheers.

Did you see that?
-What?

Never mind.

Here you go, tartar and pizza.
-Thanks. -Enjoy.

You want?

No, I'm good, thanks.

You want?

A small piece.

Everything okay, folks?

Can I clear the table?
-Yes.

Thanks.

How about dessert?

What do you have?
-Chocolate mousse,

cheese cake, tapioca,
delicious Kanafeh...

Want anything?

Can you repeat it?

Chocolate mousse...

No.
-Cheese cake...

Baked or crumble?
-Baked.

No.
-Tapioca. -No way.

And delicious Kanafeh.

Want anything?

No.

Just the check.

Cool.

And water.
-No problem.

Wanna smoke outside?

Here you go, hope you enjoyed.
-Thanks.

Can I have some water, please?
-No problem.

Thanks.

Expensive?

Uh... so so.

Got cash?

Yes.

So I'll charge it all on my card
and you'll pay me back half.

Okay.

It's 170.

Each?

No, together.
-Oh.

So, it's 85 each.

Cool.
And do you have 10 shekels

for a tip?

Oh, shit...

Shit indeed..

Shit...

Have you seen "The Wire"?
-What's that?

A series.
-Any good?

Very.

Shit!
-Wow.

Whoa..

Are you okay?
-I'm fine.

Call an ambulance!

Woman driver.
-Of course.

Get her some water!

Get her some water, quick.

Should we help out?

No, too many people
just get in the way.

Let's go.

Well, I guess...

Yep.

My key.
-Oh.

Mine...

Thanks.
-You're welcome.

Well...
-Well...

Good night.
-Good night.

English: Hagit Harel

Subtitles: Trans Titles Ltd.