Just Shoot Me! (1997–2003): Season 5, Episode 1 - Hit the Road, Jack - full transcript
Elliot hears Alley break up with Jack on the answering machine. He accidentally erases the message. Finch shares a passionate kiss with Nina and then insults her by telling her she's not his type. Seduction and revenge put Nina on top.
Previously on Just Shoot Me.
- Oh god, remember back when
just holding hands
meant everything.
- Mm-hmm, sitting close.
- Or a longing look.
- Having your knees touch.
- Mmm, Nina.
Ooh Nina.
- Mmm, Finchy,
my little love bat.
- ♪ Boom chi chi
♪ ba-boom chi chi ba-boom boom ♪
Hey, you two still here?
- Yeah, uh, there was
supposed to be a meteor shower?
- I don't see anything.
- It may have been rescheduled.
- Anyway, I have the
car waiting outside
if either one of
you wants a lift.
- Oh, uh, I still have
some work to finish.
- You know what, if you're
going downtown, I'll go with you.
- But, but, Finch, uh, I thought
we were gonna share a cab.
- Oh, come on, Nina, let
the boy enjoy a free ride.
- I was going to.
- Dunlop.
- Very impressive.
- Thank you.
- And disturbing.
Anyway, how come you're
not playing with Allie today?
- She took Hannah and went
upstate to visit her parents.
- Well, I'm really
looking forward to this.
Ba-donk, ba-dink.
Ba-donk, ba-dink.
Ba-donk, ba-dink.
- Hold on, I gotta find my keys.
- Just remember that I
have to leave the club by 11.
I've got that photo
shoot aboard the Intrepid.
- Oh, right, remember,
be respectful.
That ship's a
monument to the men
who fought and
died for this country.
- You still want the models
to straddle the big guns, right?
- Oh, yeah.
Jack, it's me, Allie.
Okay, look, I know
you're not home,
but I've got to say this
before I chicken out.
I, um, I'm leaving you.
I'm sorry, but I can't live with
the lies and
deception and stuff.
Look, we'll work
things out with Hannah
and, uh, wow.
Okay, uh, I, I've gotta go.
- Elliot!
- What?
You want some iced tea?
No, no.
Message erased.
- Hey, you know,
Maya loves tennis.
Maybe when Allie gets back
we can all four go play doubles.
What do you say?
- Okay.
- Once again, someone
has eaten my plain yogurt
and left me with
their sugar-free flan.
- I think I saw your
yogurt in the back.
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
Bottom shelf, way in the back.
Ah, yeah, oh, it's
back there, to the right.
To the left.
All right, that should
hold me till lunch.
- Finch, my able work mate.
Listen, about last
night. we've gotta talk.
- Oh yeah, I guess we do.
- Oh, by the way, bravo
for going home with Jack.
You know, at first I
was a little confused,
but then I realized
you were just
throwing him off the scent.
- Right, sure.
- What?
- It's not important.
- Oh, Finch, you and
your office materials.
No really, I want to know.
- Well it's not like anything
would have happened anyway.
- Okay, okay I am
gonna confess something
that I think just
might rock your world.
I was so caught up in
the moment last night that
I actually was gonna
let you have me.
- Yeah, I know you were.
- Now I'm confused.
- Look, I didn't
want to say it before,
but the reason I left
with Jack was because
I'm just not interested.
Give me a break, what like you
weren't turned on, I mean?
- It's very nice,
but not for me.
- That's insane,
I'm for everybody.
- Look, I'm sure
it's my problem.
- Hey, hey, don't
you patronize me.
I've had more lovers
than you've had
trips to the boys
department at Sears.
- You know, I have
to say, I'm usually
not a fan of flan, but
this flan is flavorful.
- Maya.
- Hey, that was a quick match.
- Yeah, I faked a groin
injury after 10 minutes and left.
- Why?
- Because I couldn't
look him in the eye.
Allie's leaving your father.
- What?
- Yeah.
Jack doesn't even know.
He was out of the room
when Allie left the message,
and I accidentally erased it.
- Oh my god, where is he?
- He stayed to practice
jumping over the net.
- You left without telling him?
- I couldn't!
What if he broke down,
what if he started crying.
I shouldn't see that.
- You're the one who
heard the message.
You should at least
tell him with me.
- Look, look, look,
I'm just no good
at this kind of thing, okay?
- Elliott!
- Hey, hey, what about
this, what about this?
Let's call Jack's machine
and leave a message.
After all that's how Allie
wanted him to find out.
She's the one
dumping him, I mean,
I think we should
respect her wishes.
- When my father gets here,
we're gonna talk with him.
Together.
- Fine, fine.
Stupid answering
machine, stupid tennis,
stupid Allie.
Oh great, and
someone ate my flan!
- Space bar, get clean!
- Finch, we need to go
over the seating chart
for the advertisers luncheon.
- Oh yeah, okay.
- All right, come on,
let's go to my office.
- Actually, I'd rather not.
- Why not?
- Well, with the way
things are, I'd just
feel a little safer out here.
- What are you talking about?
- Well, with all these
people around, I think
you'll be less likely to say
something inappropriate
or try to have sex with me.
- All right, are you done?
- Yes.
Oh, dammit.
Oh, did I sit in gum?
Oh my god, what am I doing?
It's like sticking a carrot
under a bunny's nose.
- All right, that's enough!
- Okay, you can stare
at it for 10 seconds,
but you break it you
buy it, baby, store policy.
- You smug little
hamster of a man.
You think you're
holding all the cards.
Well, you're not
holding any cards.
And if you are, they're low
cards, like twos and sevens.
I had one brief, bizarre
moment of weakness,
but it'll never happen again.
So you don't hold
anything over me.
It is over, done, finished.
Understand?
- Perfectly.
You can't have me,
and it drives you nuts.
- Arrgh, gah!
- That's right, walk it off.
Get some blood
flowing above the waist.
- Dennis, call the
club and tell them to
rehire the locker
room attendant.
I found my wallet in the car.
Hey, how's the groin, sissy-boy?
- Dad, we have to talk.
- What are you wearing
those clothes for?
Those clothes are
for tennis players,
not for wusses who flee at the
first sign of the
Gallo power serve.
- His racket is
double regulation size.
- Dad, did you hear me?
- Yes, yes, talk.
- Um, actually, it's a
family matter, so Finch,
if you could.
- What?
- Go?
- I'll go too.
- No, no, you stay!
- Now, what's so important?
- Dad, I have some sad news.
Allie's leaving you.
- What?
- She called the
house this morning.
Elliott heard the message.
- It was while you
were out of the room.
I erased it by accident.
I'm sorry I couldn't
tell you before, Jack.
- Slow down.
This isn't making any sense.
What did she say, exactly?
- Exactly?
Just that, it's over and she's
tired of the lies and deception.
- What?
- What was that?
You didn't say that part!
- Please, please let me go.
- Lies and deception?
- Dad, did you cheat on her?
- Barbara.
- How could you?
- She's a real estate agent.
- Oh, they can be very
charming, Jack, but.
- No, no, no, no.
I've been looking to
surprise Allie with a
little studio space so
she can do her artwork.
Last week, Barbara was
showing me some places,
and we ran into a
couple of Allie's friends,
and one of them must have
blabbed something to her.
- That's it?
- And there were a
couple of times at home
when Allie walked in when I was
on the phone with Barbara,
and I quickly hung up.
In hindsight, it may have
seemed a little suspicious.
- You can fix that.
- I can, and I will right now.
I'm driving up there and
straighten this thing out.
- I'm feeling a little
better, if anyone cares!
- Oh, semicolon, you are one
tough bastard, but I gotcha!
- Going somewhere?
So, seems it's
just the two of us.
- Yes, well, good night.
- Uh!
Whoa, where's the fire?
- No fire, just wanna go home.
- You know, you were right
before, about me wanting you.
I've had a thing for
you for a long, long time.
- You have?
- Oh, sure, I try
to hide it, but that's
only because I'm afraid
if I let my guard down,
like I am now,
I'm not sure what might happen.
- You aren't?
- So let's find out, huh,
right here, right now.
- I tell you what.
Why don't you go over
there and turn off that lamp.
- Yeah?
- While I go home and
watch Access Hollywood.
- Okay, okay, okay.
I get it, I get it.
I've been going
about this all wrong.
Classy seduction is a little
over your head, so here.
All aboard!
- No thanks.
- Hey, hey, you come
back here, Dennis Q. Finch.
Nobody says no to
Nina Van, Nina Van,
Nina Van Nobody.
Rejected by a reject.
Oh god, I've hit rock bottom.
- Then my job is done.
- Pardon?
- I got you back!
I finally got you
back, it took me
nine years, but I got you back!
Uh, uh, take it sweetie!
- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about revenge.
The sweet juicy nectar.
Of revenge.
You really don't
remember do you?
It was my first
day at work here.
- Dennis, I see a
bright future for you.
All my assistants' careers
have taken off like rocket ships.
- Really?
- This isn't a counter, my boy.
It's a launching pad.
- All right.
- Oh, and by the
way, remind me later
to show you how
soft I like my cookies.
You do bake, don't you?
- Yes, sir.
- Atta boy.
- Hello young man,
tell Jack I'll be taking
a long, long lunch which may
bleed into an early weekend.
- Whoa, Nina Van Horn?
Oh my gosh, I used
to have your poster
above my bed growing up.
You're even more
beautiful in person.
- Thank you, that's so sweet.
- Oh!
Uh, uh, Miss Van Horn?
Maybe you and I could
go to dinner sometime?
- Oh my.
Uh, girls, could you just
come back over here a minute?
Now just say what
you just said again.
- Maybe you and I could have
dinner together sometime?
- Did you hear that?
That troll actually
tried to date me!
Ooh, Hammer time!
- Oh, now I remember!
I am so sorry.
- Hammer time.
I'll have you know
that Rick Springfield
wore that outfit when
he won a Grammy, lady.
A Grammy!
- Finch, I, I, I don't
know what to say.
I'm ashamed of myself.
I am truly ashamed.
- Well you should be.
And I got you back.
- Yes, you did.
It's too bad though.
- What do you mean?
- Well you can't
deny that last night,
before Jack came in, there was
something between us.
- I don't know about that.
- Oh yes, you do.
I've kissed a few
men in my time,
I know when I'm
being kissed back.
- So.
- So now we'll never know
what might've happened.
Will we?
- Chew on that for nine years!
- I wasn't gonna kiss you!
I'm not turned on by you!
I'm gonna tell everybody
we did it anyway!
- Okay, let's see,
okay, put 'em right there
so they'll see them
right when they walk in,
but, let's put the bear
in Hannah's room.
- Let me see the card.
"Congratulations on getting
over your misunderstanding."
Wow, they really do make them
for every occasion, don't they?
- You have no idea.
I saw one that
said, "So you've had
your second heart attack."
- Come on.
Do we have any flan at home?
- Dad?
Are you all right?
What happened?
- I think it's safe to say
Allie and I are through.
- Why?
Didn't you explain
to her about Barbara
and that it was all a
big misunderstanding?
- Yes, and then she
explained to me about Jeff.
- What?
- She's the one
who's having an affair.
- Oh no.
Oh god, Dad, I'm so sorry.
Elliott.
You know, if there's anything I,
I mean, if you need
to let it out, it's fine.
Because we're human
beings and trying to feel,
trying to be in the
sense of being,
a human being.
- Elliott, would you
like to wait outside?
- I would, Jack.
- Maybe there's some way
you could still work it out?
- I don't think so.
She tells me she's been
unhappy for a long time,
and this guy Jeff, she
says she's in love with him.
- Oh, Dad.
- I tried this time
around, Maya, I really did.
- I know you did.
- You always said I had
no business marrying her,
and you were right.
- Yeah, but I didn't want to be.
I know it hurts now,
but it's gonna be okay.
- How's it gonna be okay?
What about Hannah?
- Well, I don't
know, you and Allie
will work out some
sort of arrangement.
- I don't want an arrangement!
I don't want to move away.
I don't want to be a part-time
father like I was with you.
I want to watch her grow up.
I want to be able
to walk in this room
every night and read
her a story and then
tuck her in, tell
her I love her.
Not that guy again.
Wait.
- Dad, where are you going?
Dad, you're going
about this all wrong.
First you have to file an
anonymous complaint,
then you gotta buy
a decibel meter.
Then you gotta r...
- This had better
be good, Gallo.
We were this close
to drawing a bath.
- Charles, I wanna
buy your apartment.
- Beg your pardon?
- I wanna live here,
right next door to me.
Name your price.
- Look, Gallo, I'm
very comfortable here.
I have no intention...
- I'll give you twice
its appraised value
plus a 10% bonus if you're
out by the end of the month.
- Bitsy, we're
moving to the country.
- Sometimes you
really surprise me.
- Jack, Jack, now I know
what I wanted to say.
A human being has
human feelings, and
when a moment
like this comes up,
if you need, if
you need anything.
It's safe, I want
you to know that.
♪ Life keeps bringin'
me back to you
♪ Keeps me bringin' me home
♪ It don't matter
what I want to do
♪ 'Cause ♪ It's
got a mind of its own
♪ Life keeps bringin'
me back to you
- Oh god, remember back when
just holding hands
meant everything.
- Mm-hmm, sitting close.
- Or a longing look.
- Having your knees touch.
- Mmm, Nina.
Ooh Nina.
- Mmm, Finchy,
my little love bat.
- ♪ Boom chi chi
♪ ba-boom chi chi ba-boom boom ♪
Hey, you two still here?
- Yeah, uh, there was
supposed to be a meteor shower?
- I don't see anything.
- It may have been rescheduled.
- Anyway, I have the
car waiting outside
if either one of
you wants a lift.
- Oh, uh, I still have
some work to finish.
- You know what, if you're
going downtown, I'll go with you.
- But, but, Finch, uh, I thought
we were gonna share a cab.
- Oh, come on, Nina, let
the boy enjoy a free ride.
- I was going to.
- Dunlop.
- Very impressive.
- Thank you.
- And disturbing.
Anyway, how come you're
not playing with Allie today?
- She took Hannah and went
upstate to visit her parents.
- Well, I'm really
looking forward to this.
Ba-donk, ba-dink.
Ba-donk, ba-dink.
Ba-donk, ba-dink.
- Hold on, I gotta find my keys.
- Just remember that I
have to leave the club by 11.
I've got that photo
shoot aboard the Intrepid.
- Oh, right, remember,
be respectful.
That ship's a
monument to the men
who fought and
died for this country.
- You still want the models
to straddle the big guns, right?
- Oh, yeah.
Jack, it's me, Allie.
Okay, look, I know
you're not home,
but I've got to say this
before I chicken out.
I, um, I'm leaving you.
I'm sorry, but I can't live with
the lies and
deception and stuff.
Look, we'll work
things out with Hannah
and, uh, wow.
Okay, uh, I, I've gotta go.
- Elliot!
- What?
You want some iced tea?
No, no.
Message erased.
- Hey, you know,
Maya loves tennis.
Maybe when Allie gets back
we can all four go play doubles.
What do you say?
- Okay.
- Once again, someone
has eaten my plain yogurt
and left me with
their sugar-free flan.
- I think I saw your
yogurt in the back.
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
Bottom shelf, way in the back.
Ah, yeah, oh, it's
back there, to the right.
To the left.
All right, that should
hold me till lunch.
- Finch, my able work mate.
Listen, about last
night. we've gotta talk.
- Oh yeah, I guess we do.
- Oh, by the way, bravo
for going home with Jack.
You know, at first I
was a little confused,
but then I realized
you were just
throwing him off the scent.
- Right, sure.
- What?
- It's not important.
- Oh, Finch, you and
your office materials.
No really, I want to know.
- Well it's not like anything
would have happened anyway.
- Okay, okay I am
gonna confess something
that I think just
might rock your world.
I was so caught up in
the moment last night that
I actually was gonna
let you have me.
- Yeah, I know you were.
- Now I'm confused.
- Look, I didn't
want to say it before,
but the reason I left
with Jack was because
I'm just not interested.
Give me a break, what like you
weren't turned on, I mean?
- It's very nice,
but not for me.
- That's insane,
I'm for everybody.
- Look, I'm sure
it's my problem.
- Hey, hey, don't
you patronize me.
I've had more lovers
than you've had
trips to the boys
department at Sears.
- You know, I have
to say, I'm usually
not a fan of flan, but
this flan is flavorful.
- Maya.
- Hey, that was a quick match.
- Yeah, I faked a groin
injury after 10 minutes and left.
- Why?
- Because I couldn't
look him in the eye.
Allie's leaving your father.
- What?
- Yeah.
Jack doesn't even know.
He was out of the room
when Allie left the message,
and I accidentally erased it.
- Oh my god, where is he?
- He stayed to practice
jumping over the net.
- You left without telling him?
- I couldn't!
What if he broke down,
what if he started crying.
I shouldn't see that.
- You're the one who
heard the message.
You should at least
tell him with me.
- Look, look, look,
I'm just no good
at this kind of thing, okay?
- Elliott!
- Hey, hey, what about
this, what about this?
Let's call Jack's machine
and leave a message.
After all that's how Allie
wanted him to find out.
She's the one
dumping him, I mean,
I think we should
respect her wishes.
- When my father gets here,
we're gonna talk with him.
Together.
- Fine, fine.
Stupid answering
machine, stupid tennis,
stupid Allie.
Oh great, and
someone ate my flan!
- Space bar, get clean!
- Finch, we need to go
over the seating chart
for the advertisers luncheon.
- Oh yeah, okay.
- All right, come on,
let's go to my office.
- Actually, I'd rather not.
- Why not?
- Well, with the way
things are, I'd just
feel a little safer out here.
- What are you talking about?
- Well, with all these
people around, I think
you'll be less likely to say
something inappropriate
or try to have sex with me.
- All right, are you done?
- Yes.
Oh, dammit.
Oh, did I sit in gum?
Oh my god, what am I doing?
It's like sticking a carrot
under a bunny's nose.
- All right, that's enough!
- Okay, you can stare
at it for 10 seconds,
but you break it you
buy it, baby, store policy.
- You smug little
hamster of a man.
You think you're
holding all the cards.
Well, you're not
holding any cards.
And if you are, they're low
cards, like twos and sevens.
I had one brief, bizarre
moment of weakness,
but it'll never happen again.
So you don't hold
anything over me.
It is over, done, finished.
Understand?
- Perfectly.
You can't have me,
and it drives you nuts.
- Arrgh, gah!
- That's right, walk it off.
Get some blood
flowing above the waist.
- Dennis, call the
club and tell them to
rehire the locker
room attendant.
I found my wallet in the car.
Hey, how's the groin, sissy-boy?
- Dad, we have to talk.
- What are you wearing
those clothes for?
Those clothes are
for tennis players,
not for wusses who flee at the
first sign of the
Gallo power serve.
- His racket is
double regulation size.
- Dad, did you hear me?
- Yes, yes, talk.
- Um, actually, it's a
family matter, so Finch,
if you could.
- What?
- Go?
- I'll go too.
- No, no, you stay!
- Now, what's so important?
- Dad, I have some sad news.
Allie's leaving you.
- What?
- She called the
house this morning.
Elliott heard the message.
- It was while you
were out of the room.
I erased it by accident.
I'm sorry I couldn't
tell you before, Jack.
- Slow down.
This isn't making any sense.
What did she say, exactly?
- Exactly?
Just that, it's over and she's
tired of the lies and deception.
- What?
- What was that?
You didn't say that part!
- Please, please let me go.
- Lies and deception?
- Dad, did you cheat on her?
- Barbara.
- How could you?
- She's a real estate agent.
- Oh, they can be very
charming, Jack, but.
- No, no, no, no.
I've been looking to
surprise Allie with a
little studio space so
she can do her artwork.
Last week, Barbara was
showing me some places,
and we ran into a
couple of Allie's friends,
and one of them must have
blabbed something to her.
- That's it?
- And there were a
couple of times at home
when Allie walked in when I was
on the phone with Barbara,
and I quickly hung up.
In hindsight, it may have
seemed a little suspicious.
- You can fix that.
- I can, and I will right now.
I'm driving up there and
straighten this thing out.
- I'm feeling a little
better, if anyone cares!
- Oh, semicolon, you are one
tough bastard, but I gotcha!
- Going somewhere?
So, seems it's
just the two of us.
- Yes, well, good night.
- Uh!
Whoa, where's the fire?
- No fire, just wanna go home.
- You know, you were right
before, about me wanting you.
I've had a thing for
you for a long, long time.
- You have?
- Oh, sure, I try
to hide it, but that's
only because I'm afraid
if I let my guard down,
like I am now,
I'm not sure what might happen.
- You aren't?
- So let's find out, huh,
right here, right now.
- I tell you what.
Why don't you go over
there and turn off that lamp.
- Yeah?
- While I go home and
watch Access Hollywood.
- Okay, okay, okay.
I get it, I get it.
I've been going
about this all wrong.
Classy seduction is a little
over your head, so here.
All aboard!
- No thanks.
- Hey, hey, you come
back here, Dennis Q. Finch.
Nobody says no to
Nina Van, Nina Van,
Nina Van Nobody.
Rejected by a reject.
Oh god, I've hit rock bottom.
- Then my job is done.
- Pardon?
- I got you back!
I finally got you
back, it took me
nine years, but I got you back!
Uh, uh, take it sweetie!
- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about revenge.
The sweet juicy nectar.
Of revenge.
You really don't
remember do you?
It was my first
day at work here.
- Dennis, I see a
bright future for you.
All my assistants' careers
have taken off like rocket ships.
- Really?
- This isn't a counter, my boy.
It's a launching pad.
- All right.
- Oh, and by the
way, remind me later
to show you how
soft I like my cookies.
You do bake, don't you?
- Yes, sir.
- Atta boy.
- Hello young man,
tell Jack I'll be taking
a long, long lunch which may
bleed into an early weekend.
- Whoa, Nina Van Horn?
Oh my gosh, I used
to have your poster
above my bed growing up.
You're even more
beautiful in person.
- Thank you, that's so sweet.
- Oh!
Uh, uh, Miss Van Horn?
Maybe you and I could
go to dinner sometime?
- Oh my.
Uh, girls, could you just
come back over here a minute?
Now just say what
you just said again.
- Maybe you and I could have
dinner together sometime?
- Did you hear that?
That troll actually
tried to date me!
Ooh, Hammer time!
- Oh, now I remember!
I am so sorry.
- Hammer time.
I'll have you know
that Rick Springfield
wore that outfit when
he won a Grammy, lady.
A Grammy!
- Finch, I, I, I don't
know what to say.
I'm ashamed of myself.
I am truly ashamed.
- Well you should be.
And I got you back.
- Yes, you did.
It's too bad though.
- What do you mean?
- Well you can't
deny that last night,
before Jack came in, there was
something between us.
- I don't know about that.
- Oh yes, you do.
I've kissed a few
men in my time,
I know when I'm
being kissed back.
- So.
- So now we'll never know
what might've happened.
Will we?
- Chew on that for nine years!
- I wasn't gonna kiss you!
I'm not turned on by you!
I'm gonna tell everybody
we did it anyway!
- Okay, let's see,
okay, put 'em right there
so they'll see them
right when they walk in,
but, let's put the bear
in Hannah's room.
- Let me see the card.
"Congratulations on getting
over your misunderstanding."
Wow, they really do make them
for every occasion, don't they?
- You have no idea.
I saw one that
said, "So you've had
your second heart attack."
- Come on.
Do we have any flan at home?
- Dad?
Are you all right?
What happened?
- I think it's safe to say
Allie and I are through.
- Why?
Didn't you explain
to her about Barbara
and that it was all a
big misunderstanding?
- Yes, and then she
explained to me about Jeff.
- What?
- She's the one
who's having an affair.
- Oh no.
Oh god, Dad, I'm so sorry.
Elliott.
You know, if there's anything I,
I mean, if you need
to let it out, it's fine.
Because we're human
beings and trying to feel,
trying to be in the
sense of being,
a human being.
- Elliott, would you
like to wait outside?
- I would, Jack.
- Maybe there's some way
you could still work it out?
- I don't think so.
She tells me she's been
unhappy for a long time,
and this guy Jeff, she
says she's in love with him.
- Oh, Dad.
- I tried this time
around, Maya, I really did.
- I know you did.
- You always said I had
no business marrying her,
and you were right.
- Yeah, but I didn't want to be.
I know it hurts now,
but it's gonna be okay.
- How's it gonna be okay?
What about Hannah?
- Well, I don't
know, you and Allie
will work out some
sort of arrangement.
- I don't want an arrangement!
I don't want to move away.
I don't want to be a part-time
father like I was with you.
I want to watch her grow up.
I want to be able
to walk in this room
every night and read
her a story and then
tuck her in, tell
her I love her.
Not that guy again.
Wait.
- Dad, where are you going?
Dad, you're going
about this all wrong.
First you have to file an
anonymous complaint,
then you gotta buy
a decibel meter.
Then you gotta r...
- This had better
be good, Gallo.
We were this close
to drawing a bath.
- Charles, I wanna
buy your apartment.
- Beg your pardon?
- I wanna live here,
right next door to me.
Name your price.
- Look, Gallo, I'm
very comfortable here.
I have no intention...
- I'll give you twice
its appraised value
plus a 10% bonus if you're
out by the end of the month.
- Bitsy, we're
moving to the country.
- Sometimes you
really surprise me.
- Jack, Jack, now I know
what I wanted to say.
A human being has
human feelings, and
when a moment
like this comes up,
if you need, if
you need anything.
It's safe, I want
you to know that.
♪ Life keeps bringin'
me back to you
♪ Keeps me bringin' me home
♪ It don't matter
what I want to do
♪ 'Cause ♪ It's
got a mind of its own
♪ Life keeps bringin'
me back to you