Jashin-chan Dropkick (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Episode #1.7 - full transcript

Won't leave

Without a dropkick on her

Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas

-She summoned me, the evil god
-Evil god

-I gotta kill her or else
-What?

-I can't go back to hell
-Sister...

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw

If you go too far

I'll slice you up completely

Your halo
Must get it back

-Never miss a chance
-Hey, seriously?



-To attack her from behind
-You're so mean

I'll never give up

Yurine, you're off your guard!

Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!

Huh? What? I missed...

Can't leave Earth

Without a dropkick on her

But until then

-Let's all have fun together
-Yeah!

Wish I could stop by the arcade.

The new mango figure
was just released.

But since I bought
refrigerated groceries,

I really can't.

-Poor me. I want a mango figure.
-Here she comes.



Since it's the perfect weather...

Over here!

What do you think
of my Light Sword?

Sword?

This is payback for last time.

-Potato!
-Potato?

Hey! I'm Jashin-chan, not Potato!

Who the hell are you anyway?

I'm Poporon, the angel you threw
over the cliff and into the ocean.

I can't recall...

How could you forget?

That's Yurine's Polar Bear almond jelly!
How could you?

Not my problem.
Are you even listening to me?

This is bad. This is really bad.

Grocery shopping isn't that hard.

It hurts!

Damn it! First you spill my curry
and now my almond jelly?

-Not my problem.
-Damn you!

If I knew this was gonna happen,
I would've just gone to the arcade!

-I would've gotten that mango!
-As an angel,

I can't allow myself lose to a devil.

My mango. My precious mango...

Listen to me!

You devils are painful to look at!
A worthless, inferior species!

Get out of my sight!

Nope.

-Do it!
-Nope.

I refuse to obey you.

I've had it! Now you're going to die!

Impressed? I trained to stop swords
with my bare hands, just in case.

But why? You're okay...?

That thorn got you...

That hurts!

Such an idiot.

You treat devils like shit
because you think you're superior?

You don't deserve
to be an angel!

What's happening?
I feel so much energy!

Now that I've absorbed angel powers,

I'm Super Jashin-chan,
a fusion of justice and evil!

The halo had that kind of power?

Just kidding.

It only lit up for a second.

How disappointing.

Without my halo,
I can't use my powers!

Victory!

So, what was that about the Light Sword?

Without your powers,
that's just a thorny bat.

What are you gonna do, huh?

I guess it's our time, the devils,
the inferior species, to shine!

How exciting!

Here I go!

You better brace yourself!

Why so serious?
Come on, it was all a joke.

Angels and devils,
we should all be friends!

Say no to Armageddon!

See you later!

Pretty devious for an angel.

-She reminds me of someone.
-Her!

Oh, yeah.

The Polar Bear almond jelly...

She'll be furious.

The perfect weapon for an angel.

Medusa showed me a great curry shop
the other day called Manten.

Their portions are huge. It's really good too.

Yurine made me replace the poisoned cake
I was gonna give Minos.

Oh, so where's Medusa?

-She's out with some friend.
-Friend?

What's wrong?

Medusa has a friend?

Besides me?

ATM.

I'M TOO BUSY FOR YOU,
AT THE MOMENT.

That traitor!

-Hey Jashin-chan. You there?
-Who is this other friend, anyway?

Are you really gonna eat that?

Damn it! I'm gonna call her
and make her come here!

Daimaruyaki!

Gotta split, it's time for my shift.

You cunning bitch!
Who the hell are you seeing?

Who are you seeing besides me?

Seriously?

How did you know?

So, it's true?

You whore!
Now you show your true colors!

-Are you jealous?
-What?

Medusa's free
to have other friends.

Jealous? Not at all.

I'm fine. I'm not bothered at all.

But, I just can't seem
to forgive her.

That's called jealously, my friend.

Now spill it!

Who were you with,
you backstabber?

Well...

So, now you're feeling guilty
and can't find the words to say?

-You always said you loved me! Jeez!
-I'll be at the bookstore.

Not so fast!

You better listen to what
this bitch has to say!

Shut up.

You're so mean.

Why do you keep calling me a bitch
and a backstabber?

Crying's not gonna help.

Just give me an explanation.

I thought I had to keep it to myself.

-What?
-You told me not to tell.

A few days ago...

I spent 5000 yen in an attempt
to get a prize at the arcade...

And all I got was a grape figure!
What a damn waste!

That's why I'm so worked up right now.

I used up all my allowance.

Medusa, do you love me?

What's the matter?
Of course I love you, Jashin-chan.

How will I survive when I'm so broke?
What am I supposed to do?

Don't cry!

-Don't worry, I'll work more.
-Really?

I'll take care of you.

Really? That's so nice of you.

-I wasn't expecting anything.
-It's okay.

But don't say you're doing this for me,
that'll make me look bad.

I won't, I promise.

I lied to Minos to keep our secret.

But you put me on the spot
in front of Yurine...

You kept calling me a bitch
and accused me of being guilty.

Yurine, we'll meet you
at the bookstore.

Too late, huh?

Sorry about the name-calling.
So, who called you a bitch?

Come on, tell me.
I'll go beat them up.

-You're the worst!
-Jashin-chan.

You really are the worst
of the worst.

I actually feel bad for you.

Even for a devil, you're pretty low.

You're not going to do anything to me?

Medusa, I'll walk you to the station.

Munch.

What is this feeling?

That defeated look on Yurine's face...

She's basically saying I'm so worthless
I don't even deserve to be punished.

My stomach's upset.

I can't take this humiliation!

Are you crying?

I am.

So you're puking.

Clean up after yourself.

Hello.

Hey!

Minos.

There's a message from Jashin-chan.

It's for you, Medusa.

Thank you for waiting.

Looking back at yesterday,

I think I may have been at fault,
just a tiny bit.

To make up for it,
I'll give you my full attention today.

Meet me in Shibuya at 1.

See you there.

Jashin-chan...

Since she's broke,
she caused a ruckus in front of my place

but I didn't notice because I was asleep.

She left that note in my mailbox.

It's okay!
That's why I'm working more.

I support Jashin-chan
when she's in need! See you!

Hey, the curry!

Sorry, could you eat it for me? Thanks!

I'll leave the money here!

-Thank you.
-Sweet!

I'll wear that thing I bought last time!

I'm gonna surprise her!

Weren't you going out?

I'm headed out soon.
We're meeting at 1.

Must be one on the dot.

Yeah, it is.

That jingle!

Congratulations, Jashin-chan.
You've reached the next level.

What's that?

She's Tangan-chan.
A low-class messenger devil.

I see.

Since you've reached the next level,
you've earned a reward.

All right!

What's gonna happen now?

-I get a bunch of perks too.
-Perks?

Let's see, free train passes,
luxury hotel vouchers...

I also get generous supermarket coupons,
and a whole lot more!

Are you a stockholder or something?

Hey, but I never killed anything
to advance to the next level.

The other day, you stripped an angel
of her powers by eating her halo.

That qualified you for advancement.

Awesome!
I better eat more halos then!

Since you can't go back home to hell,

Mr. Satan sent you this as a reward.

What's that?

Long story short,

that's a by-product
of Mr. Satan's research

-into black magic.
-It's a long story. Snack time.

He used a secret method to produce

this super uber exciting
cosmic concoction

that does wonders for your body.

That's all.

-This is the ultimate energy drink.
-Correct.

Maybe I could kill Yurine now.

My duties are done here.

This is goodbye!

She exploded.

Tangan-chan self-destructs
when her duties are done.

That's intense.

But when a devil dies
in the human world,

they regenerate as a higher class devil
in hell, so it's all good.

Cheers to you, Tangan-chan.

That stench!

Is this really okay to drink?

JASHIN-CHAN, DRINK UP!
FROM SATAN

It's probably not as bad as it smells.

Right?

If you're gonna drink it,
do it now. It stinks.

That was horrible! Gross!

-Disgusting!
-Unexpectedly bad, huh?

Yum, so good.

How dare you eat pudding
while I suffer? Give me a bite!

No way. I keep my dessert
all to myself.

Damn it! I'm gonna get Medusa
to buy me all the sweets I want!

What the hell?

I tripped over nothing!

Jashin-chan, look at you.

I bet it'll surprise her.

Hey!

Jashin-chan? Why are you wearing clothes?

You look so cute!

I'm not cute, I'm strong.

Sorry for the wait.

No problem.

I got here early.

But I think people were starting
to get suspicious after a while.

Jashin-chan, you have legs!

You finally noticed.

Look at you.

I grew legs!

-Because of this?
-Must be.

Growing legs will make me
more powerful, huh?

You're making the animator's job hard
by being nude.

Here, wear some clothes.

Question. Is this underwear brand new?

Never worn!

Medusa's gonna flip out
when she sees me like this.

So that's the story.
Is your mind blown?

That's amazing how you got
a reward like that from Mr. Satan!

Hey, where's your paper bag?

I'm wearing contacts
that prevent petrification.

What? That's genius!

Now you can walk around the human world
without a paper bag?

That's right!

I'm happy for you, Medusa.

Hey, Jashin-chan.

I wanna wear clothes like you.
Help me pick something out.

This one's cute.

They all look the same to me.

How's this?

Looks good on you.

Really? Thanks.

It feels so refreshing
to not have to wear a bag around town.

This is a whole new world for me,
it's so fun.

Medusa's having the time of her life.
She must have dreaded wearing the bag.

Aren't you happy you grew legs too?
You seem to like them a lot.

It's not that exciting.
I'm still getting used to them.

Look.

Angels in Shibuya.

Hey, lovely angels,
wanna go out with us?

We're devils!

-We got asked out.
-Help!

Losers.
They don't even know who we are.

-This is so cool. And yummy.
-I don't get humans. Is this cute?

Let's go see that later.

What's that? It's huge.

It's a unicorn!

Jashin-chan is here in Tokyo somewhere.

Jashin-chan, it's the ocean!

Are you okay?

Need help?

Hands off!

Scram, you fools!

-I'm still not used to these shoes.
-Are you okay?

Medusa, your legs!

What's happening...?

They're petrifying!

Let's move away from all the people.
Over there!

Could it be a side effect
from using those contact lenses?

Take them out for a second.

-The petrification is stopping.
-I knew it.

Petrification isn't that easy to prevent.

You got ripped off
by these cheap bastards.

I'll give them hell when I get back!

I'm sorry, Jashin-chan.

I just wanted us
to have a good time.

Instead I've upset you
and now I'm back to wearing the bag.

Don't cry, Medusa!

It's not...

It's not a nuisance for me at all.

Plus, there might be another way
to prevent the petrification.

Let's not give up.

You're right.

But that company's going down!
I'll never forgive them!

How could they sell
such cheap product?

What? Where am I?

-I bought them from you.
-Thanks for your business!

You're the corrupt seller
of these contact lenses?

Dropkick in Odaiba!

You brats!

My dropkick is even more destructive!

It might be powerful enough
to kill Yurine.

Thanks!

Jashin-chan, you're so kind.

What? Not at all.

That's what he gets
for making you waste your money.

And your money is my money!

Okay, okay.

-We should head home soon.
-Yup.

Sorry, but you gotta wear this bag again.

Get on my back.

You can't be walking
with those petrified legs.

Thanks, Jashin-chan.
I hope I'm not too heavy.

You are.
You should go on a diet.

Meanie...

I just felt something cold.
Did you just drool on me?

I did not.

Snow? Well, that's out of season.

What?

You carried Medusa all the way home
from Odaiba?

I'm pretty beat right now.

Sorry.

So you're not completely hopeless after all.

Well, barely.

Now that she thinks
there's a glimpse of good in me...

My dropkick's deadly
thanks to these legs!

Die, Yurine!

This is gonna be the final episode!

Jashin-chan Dropkick!

The final one before we start airing
the series of highlights

that was obviously put together
in a rush to make the deadline!

What? My tail's back.

I guess it only lasts
for a fixed period of time.

Boy, that's a bummer.

But I feel like myself again!

-I'll go make dinner now.
-Not so fast.

I was actually a little proud of you earlier

but you had to ruin it, didn't you?

You tried to kill me again.

Now that your tail's back,

why don't we serve live viper
for dinner tonight?

Please don't!

I don't wanna be eaten!

Jashin-chan,
thank you for an amazing day.

Dropkick on her, yeah her
I'll take you down again

Hate you
Love doesn't exist in this world

Fear the dropkick
An angel looks for her halo

As she starves to death

It's a love and hate relationship

Can't leave each other alone

Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star

Slowly, slowly, sneak up and die

Test my heart, don't stop

Let's go, dream on
No matter human, angel or devil

We're a happy family

Let me say, I love you

When all is said and done

I'm home
Welcome back, it's hot pot tonight

Come, gather everyone
Let's enjoy this meal

For another crazy tomorrow

What next? What next?
In the end, wake up

Both have had their wings torn off
and have been traumatized.

But they are completely the opposite.
Two completely different angels.

And the devil goes beyond time.

Dropkick on My Devil!

We'll paro special into your heart
in the next episode too!