Jashin-chan Dropkick (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - Episode #1.8 - full transcript
Won't leave
Without a dropkick on her
Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas
-She summoned me, the evil god
-Evil god
-I gotta kill her or else
-What?
-I can't go back to hell
-Sister...
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw
If you go too far
I'll slice you up completely
Your halo
Must get it back
-Never miss a chance
-Hey, seriously?
-To attack her from behind
-You're so mean
I'll never give up
Yurine, you're off your guard!
Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!
Huh? What? I missed...
Can't leave Earth
Without a dropkick on her
But until then
-Let's all have fun together
-Yeah!
JULY 9TH
17:00
LIFE THEATER
The Goddess of Victory
smiles upon me.
JULY 9TH
17:24
Lost big time, yet again.
I should've resisted the urge!
What the hell was I thinking?
How could I go completely broke
in just 30 minutes?
This alley is dangerous.
I only took this shortcut
so I wouldn't miss the sale!
But my right hand insisted
that I play the slots.
Stop it! That's enough!
Life is so cruel!
Dear God, take me back in time,
before I stepped inside to play.
Please!
JASHIN-CHAN LIFE THEATER
FIN
Jashin-chan!
There you are, my ATM.
I was just on my way to see you.
I brought you Fresh Moon,
your favorite.
Fresh Moon?
Fresh...?
New...?
Moon? A new moon?
A fresh start.
This is my moment.
When shall I seize it?
Now's the time!
Are you okay?
I beg you.
Lend me 20,000 yen!
I'll double it for you!
Sucker!
You idiot!
You really pushed your luck today.
And came out a broke loser.
You even had the gall
to spend our dinner budget.
I have no choice
but to kill you.
Medusa, help me!
Please forgive her!
She's sorry!
She's a good girl by nature.
Right, Jashin-chan?
See? Look at that pure smile.
My face...
She's corrupt by nature.
Are you all right?
Not at all.
I give you an allowance.
-Limit yourself to that money.
-Okay.
Make sure you pay Medusa back
her 20,000 yen too.
TOO BROKE TO PAY BACK
No excuses.
Roger that!
Don't worry, pay me back
when you can.
Quit spoiling her, Medusa.
The money you blew?
It's coming out of your allowance.
Redeem yourself.
Go get the groceries this time.
You got it!
I won't disappoint you this time!
I promise never to give in
to my demons again!
Jashin-chan...
Should I go with you?
No need.
I reap what I sow.
Then I will earn her trust back!
That's the spirit!
Catch you later!
Jashin-chan...
Where could she be?
What is this?
What a shame.
Japan's supposed to be the country
with the 13th-best air quality in the world.
What's taking her so long?
Think she...?
Let's believe in her.
I know she's a good girl.
Don't strike out on life
with gambling and blow!
Jashin-chan dropkick!
In the park!
Thanks for the bread crusts!
Later!
I know you get fed!
So why steal from me?
That was three days' worth of food...
Oh, Pekola, what a sorry sight.
Poporon.
I was ready to crack open
that devil's head
but she ran off.
But, wait a minute...
Just the other day,
the devil came by
to drop off curry for Pekola.
Could it be...
Did you befriend a devil
even though you're an angel?
Seriously?
Pekola...
It's not like that.
We're not friends or anything.
What happened to your halo?
That devil ate mine.
Ate it?
Yum!
Halos are edible?
Was it good?
What did it taste like?
The best sauce for it?
How's the texture?
How should I know?
I'm not the one who ate it.
What would a halo taste like?
It must be fluffy like meringue.
Velvety soft like fish roe.
And of course, oh, so sweet
like vanilla ice cream.
Wait, does that mean you can't
go back to Heaven either?
Yup, and I never told anyone
I was coming down here.
I guess I'll just have to wait until it regenerates.
I see...
Wait, regenerate?
How did you not know?
Our halos regenerate over time.
Were you really a high-level angel?
But there's no way to know
how long it will take.
Could be days, could be years.
I see.
In that case,
let's hope someone finds us here.
We've got no choice
but to survive in this world.
I guess so.
Let's cease fire between us for now
and work together
to survive in the human world!
You gotta be kidding me.
I don't need your help for anything.
Plus, you're too naive.
You'll only be a burden
when it comes to survival.
So that's that.
I'd much rather be a lone wolf.
On that note, I'll take my leave.
Thought this was a halo?
Fooled you!
It's a baumkuchen.
Is Poporon really going to be okay by herself?
Today, Japan ranks at 40th in the world
as the best place to live,
and where foreigners want to live.
Fifty-first for its happiness level.
Number three as the devil's most desired
place to live.
And it's ranked 78
as an angel's most desired place to live.
I'm so close...
A fake coin?
Dear God!
Earn 2000 yen per hour
by cleaning people's ears on your lap.
It's so easy!
Sounds fair to me.
I'm in!
Earn 50,000 yen by taking pills on a schedule,
in this building, for a month!
With that kind of money,
I could buy 71 copies
of 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray discs.
Just by selling handshake event tickets!
Prey on wealthy-looking otaku
and get them to buy art, easy!
You'd get a good cut.
A pretty girl like you would make a killing!
You in?
I'm really tempted.
WE WILL BUY DVD - BD
ENTRANCE
MARI SHIRAISHI'S NEW RELEASE!
You're out-of-this-world cute,
like an angel!
I've got a great gig
reserved for pretty girls just like you.
So, what do you say?
Really?
Good grief.
She has no idea
what she's getting herself into.
She's a bit of a brat, but...
As an angel, I can't just abandon her.
I gotta convince her
to team up with me.
Plus, a decent employer wouldn't hire anyone
without a background check!
Thank you very much.
That was great.
Here's the ramen and fried rice.
You're adorable!
Oh, stop it.
Guess I was wrong.
Drink your mapo tofu!
-Here.
-Thanks!
Peanuts.
Ogre's coming.
Ogre?
I summoned him from Hell for Setsubun,
the spring ritual.
You guys celebrate Setsubun in Hell too?
We sure do!
At the end, you eat the same
number of beans as your age.
That's easier said than done!
Give me water!
I can't eat anymore...
That's just like Japan.
Ogre should be here by now.
Yurine, when he shows up,
throw the peanuts at him so he doesn't come in.
We'll be blessed with luck all year,
with victory after victory
on the slots-- Finally!
I'm sorry. Please accept my apologies
for my tardiness.
There's no excuse for tardiness,
damn Ogre!
Devils out! Fortune in!
Devils out! Fortune in!
Enough!
How could you be so cruel
to something so cute?
But this is my job, miss.
Dummy!
Don't bring him inside!
It'll ward away our fortune!
Great, another penniless year.
You're the one who wards off the fortune.
I got scolded because of you!
Like I said...
Jashin-chan...
If you bully him again,
I'll trim your meat
bit by bit with a kebab knife.
Stop! Please! I beg you!
I'm sorry. I'll stop bullying.
Good. Let's go back to the ritual, shall we?
Ready?
But not with the little guy again.
Hold him for a sec.
What's that?
A specialized bean gun.
No!
Devils out!
Boy, that felt great.
I feel that fortune coming in.
Minos took responsibility
and ate all the peanuts thrown.
What? Fine. I'll eat it all-- All?
Damn Ogre!
Has no respect for high-class devils!
Thanks to Yurine,
the Setsubun ritual was a bust.
So annoying.
Now I gotta find someone weaker to bully.
Fresh and delicious!
The stores are pushing ehomaki
as a seasonal item,
but it hasn't caught on yet.
They even sell ehomaki-style roll cakes
and push them as sweet ehomaki.
But that hasn't caught on at all.
The future of ehomaki looks gloomy!
It's freezing.
Physical labor every day
is taxing on the body and mind.
And I barely make any money.
What has become of this country?
This is why Japan ranks second as the country
where people get the least amount of sleep.
People here take the least paid leave too.
It ranks 114 in countries without gender gaps.
Second as the devil's most desired place to live.
While it's 145 as an angel's
most desired place to live.
Devils out.
Angels die.
Hey, quit that!
Did this pest really have to
show up now?
Don't let food go to waste.
That's not like you.
WASTE LIVES NOT FOOD.
Yup, that's my philosophy!
It's still perfectly edible.
Forget the three-second rule,
I go by the 30-second rule.
You're fine.
Just peel off the shell like this, see?
It's good!
There's some here.
Over here too!
-Take the whole bag.
-What?
This too.
-Yurine made me bring it to you.
-So long!
A hand roll?
It's called ehomaki.
It brings you good fortune if you
eat it facing the lucky direction.
This year, you gotta face that way.
Don't eat it in your cardboard house.
It'll poke out.
I'll have it outside.
I'm done here.
I gotta make one for Yurine now.
What?
Thank you.
-Ehomaki, yum!
-Eho...
That way, right?
All right, here I go.
Fortune, come to me...
30-second rule!
Delicious! I can already feel
the good fortune coming.
She just ate food from the ground!
Now she's choking on it!
Watch and learn.
Come on, even I know
not to eat food off the ground.
Wait, was I just on my way to Heaven?
Am I imagining things?
Good fortune, where are you?
Too cute!
You used Medusa's credit card number
and spent 100,000 yen
on social-network games?
The slots aren't enough for you?
You tried to borrow
even more money yesterday.
Time to be disappear...
You're not going anywhere.
Medusa! How could you
rat me out like that?
I was worried
you were becoming a game junkie!
That's none of your business!
You act like you're the victim!
Medusa is the victim.
Why would you give her
your card number?
It wasn't my PIN
so I thought it was okay.
Be more cautious.
Hey, don't bully Medusa.
You know you're only enabling
her bad habits.
Get a new card
as soon as you get back to Hell.
Okay.
Oh, Jesus.
You always get Medusa
involved in your mess.
I'll pay her back eventually.
How can you without a job?
Sell clothes I don't wear.
Sold!
Borrow more from Medusa
to bet on horses?
Go! Go! Pass that horse!
Or else you'd better run for your life!
Why don't you have any ambition
to go out and work for your money?
You don't even have clothes.
You hopeless...
A game notification!
Did I fully recover?
Don't you dare look at your phone
while I'm talking to you.
No! My poor finger!
No sign of remorse whatsoever.
Are you okay?
My hand... It hurts...
It'll regenerate eventually.
I won't last any longer.
Don't give up, Jashin-chan!
-I have one last wish...
-What is it?
You have two credit cards, right?
I do.
Text me your other card number...
You never learn.
No, not the chainsaw!
That's enough.
I've had it with you.
The end.
Where did you send her?
Where am I?
JULY 9TH
17:00
It's right before yesterday's sale.
I still have the 10,000 yen
I spent yesterday.
I must have traveled back in time!
There was a wormhole
beneath Yurine's apartment!
Hooray, God answered my prayers!
This must be a test.
I shouldn't repeat my mistakes.
Play... Play...
Or maybe they sent me back here...
so I could win this time...
Yeah, of course I'll win!
I'll beat all the odds!
I'm gonna rewrite history!
Watch me, Yurine.
I'll bring home a fancy
hot-pot dinner tonight!
Jashin-chan rewrote history.
She strayed into a never-ending time loop.
How many loops will she have gone through
by the time we see her next?
We shall meet again
once she recognizes her mistake.
Though, there's no telling when that might be...
Dropkick on her, yeah her
I'll take you down again
Hate you
Love doesn't exist in this world
Fear the dropkick
An angel looks for her halo
As she starves to death
It's a love and hate relationship
Can't leave each other alone
Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star
Slowly, slowly, sneak up and die
Test my heart, don't stop
Let's go, dream on
No matter human, angel or devil
We're a happy family
Let me say, I love you
When all is said and done
I'm home
Welcome back, it's hot pot tonight
Come, gather everyone
Let's enjoy this meal
For another crazy tomorrow
What next? What next?
In the end, wake up
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
I ran out of content...
It's okay.
Everyone's happy watching you
be your cute self.
So come on,
show them your bright smile.
Okay?
Medusa...
That's your smile?
The iron-made container delivered from afar
was an iron maiden of Elizabeth Báthory.
And now, it embraces the devils.
Dropkick on My Devil!
We'll dragon-screw into your heart
in the next episode too!
Without a dropkick on her
Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas
-She summoned me, the evil god
-Evil god
-I gotta kill her or else
-What?
-I can't go back to hell
-Sister...
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw
If you go too far
I'll slice you up completely
Your halo
Must get it back
-Never miss a chance
-Hey, seriously?
-To attack her from behind
-You're so mean
I'll never give up
Yurine, you're off your guard!
Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!
Huh? What? I missed...
Can't leave Earth
Without a dropkick on her
But until then
-Let's all have fun together
-Yeah!
JULY 9TH
17:00
LIFE THEATER
The Goddess of Victory
smiles upon me.
JULY 9TH
17:24
Lost big time, yet again.
I should've resisted the urge!
What the hell was I thinking?
How could I go completely broke
in just 30 minutes?
This alley is dangerous.
I only took this shortcut
so I wouldn't miss the sale!
But my right hand insisted
that I play the slots.
Stop it! That's enough!
Life is so cruel!
Dear God, take me back in time,
before I stepped inside to play.
Please!
JASHIN-CHAN LIFE THEATER
FIN
Jashin-chan!
There you are, my ATM.
I was just on my way to see you.
I brought you Fresh Moon,
your favorite.
Fresh Moon?
Fresh...?
New...?
Moon? A new moon?
A fresh start.
This is my moment.
When shall I seize it?
Now's the time!
Are you okay?
I beg you.
Lend me 20,000 yen!
I'll double it for you!
Sucker!
You idiot!
You really pushed your luck today.
And came out a broke loser.
You even had the gall
to spend our dinner budget.
I have no choice
but to kill you.
Medusa, help me!
Please forgive her!
She's sorry!
She's a good girl by nature.
Right, Jashin-chan?
See? Look at that pure smile.
My face...
She's corrupt by nature.
Are you all right?
Not at all.
I give you an allowance.
-Limit yourself to that money.
-Okay.
Make sure you pay Medusa back
her 20,000 yen too.
TOO BROKE TO PAY BACK
No excuses.
Roger that!
Don't worry, pay me back
when you can.
Quit spoiling her, Medusa.
The money you blew?
It's coming out of your allowance.
Redeem yourself.
Go get the groceries this time.
You got it!
I won't disappoint you this time!
I promise never to give in
to my demons again!
Jashin-chan...
Should I go with you?
No need.
I reap what I sow.
Then I will earn her trust back!
That's the spirit!
Catch you later!
Jashin-chan...
Where could she be?
What is this?
What a shame.
Japan's supposed to be the country
with the 13th-best air quality in the world.
What's taking her so long?
Think she...?
Let's believe in her.
I know she's a good girl.
Don't strike out on life
with gambling and blow!
Jashin-chan dropkick!
In the park!
Thanks for the bread crusts!
Later!
I know you get fed!
So why steal from me?
That was three days' worth of food...
Oh, Pekola, what a sorry sight.
Poporon.
I was ready to crack open
that devil's head
but she ran off.
But, wait a minute...
Just the other day,
the devil came by
to drop off curry for Pekola.
Could it be...
Did you befriend a devil
even though you're an angel?
Seriously?
Pekola...
It's not like that.
We're not friends or anything.
What happened to your halo?
That devil ate mine.
Ate it?
Yum!
Halos are edible?
Was it good?
What did it taste like?
The best sauce for it?
How's the texture?
How should I know?
I'm not the one who ate it.
What would a halo taste like?
It must be fluffy like meringue.
Velvety soft like fish roe.
And of course, oh, so sweet
like vanilla ice cream.
Wait, does that mean you can't
go back to Heaven either?
Yup, and I never told anyone
I was coming down here.
I guess I'll just have to wait until it regenerates.
I see...
Wait, regenerate?
How did you not know?
Our halos regenerate over time.
Were you really a high-level angel?
But there's no way to know
how long it will take.
Could be days, could be years.
I see.
In that case,
let's hope someone finds us here.
We've got no choice
but to survive in this world.
I guess so.
Let's cease fire between us for now
and work together
to survive in the human world!
You gotta be kidding me.
I don't need your help for anything.
Plus, you're too naive.
You'll only be a burden
when it comes to survival.
So that's that.
I'd much rather be a lone wolf.
On that note, I'll take my leave.
Thought this was a halo?
Fooled you!
It's a baumkuchen.
Is Poporon really going to be okay by herself?
Today, Japan ranks at 40th in the world
as the best place to live,
and where foreigners want to live.
Fifty-first for its happiness level.
Number three as the devil's most desired
place to live.
And it's ranked 78
as an angel's most desired place to live.
I'm so close...
A fake coin?
Dear God!
Earn 2000 yen per hour
by cleaning people's ears on your lap.
It's so easy!
Sounds fair to me.
I'm in!
Earn 50,000 yen by taking pills on a schedule,
in this building, for a month!
With that kind of money,
I could buy 71 copies
of 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray discs.
Just by selling handshake event tickets!
Prey on wealthy-looking otaku
and get them to buy art, easy!
You'd get a good cut.
A pretty girl like you would make a killing!
You in?
I'm really tempted.
WE WILL BUY DVD - BD
ENTRANCE
MARI SHIRAISHI'S NEW RELEASE!
You're out-of-this-world cute,
like an angel!
I've got a great gig
reserved for pretty girls just like you.
So, what do you say?
Really?
Good grief.
She has no idea
what she's getting herself into.
She's a bit of a brat, but...
As an angel, I can't just abandon her.
I gotta convince her
to team up with me.
Plus, a decent employer wouldn't hire anyone
without a background check!
Thank you very much.
That was great.
Here's the ramen and fried rice.
You're adorable!
Oh, stop it.
Guess I was wrong.
Drink your mapo tofu!
-Here.
-Thanks!
Peanuts.
Ogre's coming.
Ogre?
I summoned him from Hell for Setsubun,
the spring ritual.
You guys celebrate Setsubun in Hell too?
We sure do!
At the end, you eat the same
number of beans as your age.
That's easier said than done!
Give me water!
I can't eat anymore...
That's just like Japan.
Ogre should be here by now.
Yurine, when he shows up,
throw the peanuts at him so he doesn't come in.
We'll be blessed with luck all year,
with victory after victory
on the slots-- Finally!
I'm sorry. Please accept my apologies
for my tardiness.
There's no excuse for tardiness,
damn Ogre!
Devils out! Fortune in!
Devils out! Fortune in!
Enough!
How could you be so cruel
to something so cute?
But this is my job, miss.
Dummy!
Don't bring him inside!
It'll ward away our fortune!
Great, another penniless year.
You're the one who wards off the fortune.
I got scolded because of you!
Like I said...
Jashin-chan...
If you bully him again,
I'll trim your meat
bit by bit with a kebab knife.
Stop! Please! I beg you!
I'm sorry. I'll stop bullying.
Good. Let's go back to the ritual, shall we?
Ready?
But not with the little guy again.
Hold him for a sec.
What's that?
A specialized bean gun.
No!
Devils out!
Boy, that felt great.
I feel that fortune coming in.
Minos took responsibility
and ate all the peanuts thrown.
What? Fine. I'll eat it all-- All?
Damn Ogre!
Has no respect for high-class devils!
Thanks to Yurine,
the Setsubun ritual was a bust.
So annoying.
Now I gotta find someone weaker to bully.
Fresh and delicious!
The stores are pushing ehomaki
as a seasonal item,
but it hasn't caught on yet.
They even sell ehomaki-style roll cakes
and push them as sweet ehomaki.
But that hasn't caught on at all.
The future of ehomaki looks gloomy!
It's freezing.
Physical labor every day
is taxing on the body and mind.
And I barely make any money.
What has become of this country?
This is why Japan ranks second as the country
where people get the least amount of sleep.
People here take the least paid leave too.
It ranks 114 in countries without gender gaps.
Second as the devil's most desired place to live.
While it's 145 as an angel's
most desired place to live.
Devils out.
Angels die.
Hey, quit that!
Did this pest really have to
show up now?
Don't let food go to waste.
That's not like you.
WASTE LIVES NOT FOOD.
Yup, that's my philosophy!
It's still perfectly edible.
Forget the three-second rule,
I go by the 30-second rule.
You're fine.
Just peel off the shell like this, see?
It's good!
There's some here.
Over here too!
-Take the whole bag.
-What?
This too.
-Yurine made me bring it to you.
-So long!
A hand roll?
It's called ehomaki.
It brings you good fortune if you
eat it facing the lucky direction.
This year, you gotta face that way.
Don't eat it in your cardboard house.
It'll poke out.
I'll have it outside.
I'm done here.
I gotta make one for Yurine now.
What?
Thank you.
-Ehomaki, yum!
-Eho...
That way, right?
All right, here I go.
Fortune, come to me...
30-second rule!
Delicious! I can already feel
the good fortune coming.
She just ate food from the ground!
Now she's choking on it!
Watch and learn.
Come on, even I know
not to eat food off the ground.
Wait, was I just on my way to Heaven?
Am I imagining things?
Good fortune, where are you?
Too cute!
You used Medusa's credit card number
and spent 100,000 yen
on social-network games?
The slots aren't enough for you?
You tried to borrow
even more money yesterday.
Time to be disappear...
You're not going anywhere.
Medusa! How could you
rat me out like that?
I was worried
you were becoming a game junkie!
That's none of your business!
You act like you're the victim!
Medusa is the victim.
Why would you give her
your card number?
It wasn't my PIN
so I thought it was okay.
Be more cautious.
Hey, don't bully Medusa.
You know you're only enabling
her bad habits.
Get a new card
as soon as you get back to Hell.
Okay.
Oh, Jesus.
You always get Medusa
involved in your mess.
I'll pay her back eventually.
How can you without a job?
Sell clothes I don't wear.
Sold!
Borrow more from Medusa
to bet on horses?
Go! Go! Pass that horse!
Or else you'd better run for your life!
Why don't you have any ambition
to go out and work for your money?
You don't even have clothes.
You hopeless...
A game notification!
Did I fully recover?
Don't you dare look at your phone
while I'm talking to you.
No! My poor finger!
No sign of remorse whatsoever.
Are you okay?
My hand... It hurts...
It'll regenerate eventually.
I won't last any longer.
Don't give up, Jashin-chan!
-I have one last wish...
-What is it?
You have two credit cards, right?
I do.
Text me your other card number...
You never learn.
No, not the chainsaw!
That's enough.
I've had it with you.
The end.
Where did you send her?
Where am I?
JULY 9TH
17:00
It's right before yesterday's sale.
I still have the 10,000 yen
I spent yesterday.
I must have traveled back in time!
There was a wormhole
beneath Yurine's apartment!
Hooray, God answered my prayers!
This must be a test.
I shouldn't repeat my mistakes.
Play... Play...
Or maybe they sent me back here...
so I could win this time...
Yeah, of course I'll win!
I'll beat all the odds!
I'm gonna rewrite history!
Watch me, Yurine.
I'll bring home a fancy
hot-pot dinner tonight!
Jashin-chan rewrote history.
She strayed into a never-ending time loop.
How many loops will she have gone through
by the time we see her next?
We shall meet again
once she recognizes her mistake.
Though, there's no telling when that might be...
Dropkick on her, yeah her
I'll take you down again
Hate you
Love doesn't exist in this world
Fear the dropkick
An angel looks for her halo
As she starves to death
It's a love and hate relationship
Can't leave each other alone
Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star
Slowly, slowly, sneak up and die
Test my heart, don't stop
Let's go, dream on
No matter human, angel or devil
We're a happy family
Let me say, I love you
When all is said and done
I'm home
Welcome back, it's hot pot tonight
Come, gather everyone
Let's enjoy this meal
For another crazy tomorrow
What next? What next?
In the end, wake up
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
I ran out of content...
It's okay.
Everyone's happy watching you
be your cute self.
So come on,
show them your bright smile.
Okay?
Medusa...
That's your smile?
The iron-made container delivered from afar
was an iron maiden of Elizabeth Báthory.
And now, it embraces the devils.
Dropkick on My Devil!
We'll dragon-screw into your heart
in the next episode too!