Jashin-chan Dropkick (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript
Your total is 3200 yen.
Why don't they have the volume two
of the grimoire?
I bought that volume one
at a used book store.
You're just looking
in the wrong place.
I'm happy with my purchase.
It's Yurine.
DROPKICK ON MY DEVIL!
ANIMATED SERIES TO START
USING GRIMOIRE FROM USED BOOK STORE TO
PERFORM CONJURATION.
It's true...
Aren't you hungry?
Let's grab a bite somewhere.
What do you want?
Yurine!
What? Me?
I wanna go to Jiro.
Let's go to Jiro.
Then why ask in the first place?
What's Jiro, anyway?
And... is it true?
We're an anime series?
Get with it, girl!
Won’t leave
without a dropkick on her!
Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas
-She summoned me, the evil god.
-Evil god!
-I gotta kill her or else
-What?
-I can’t go back to Hell!
-Sister...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw!
If you go too far,
I’ll slice you up completely!
Your halo!
Must get it back!
-Never miss a chance
-Hey, seriously?
-To attack her from behind!
-You’re so mean.
I’ll never give up.
Yurine, you’re off your guard!
Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!
Huh? What? I missed...
Can’t leave Earth
without a dropkick on her!
But until then,
-let’s all have fun together!
-Yeah!
KITCHEN JIRO
Welcome.
You always order the fried minced meat
with fried fish plate.
It's my favorite!
And look who's talking.
You always get the scallop croquette plate.
Well, yeah, it's my favorite.
I want a bite of that.
No way.
I don't believe in sharing
or letting people try my food.
Just be happy with what you ordered.
Sorry, never mind.
I can't finish the rice.
Jashin-chan, eat the rest.
Okay...
She just contradicted herself.
But, if I say anything she'll get mad.
I'll just let it slide...
That was delicious.
Excuse me. I'd like to order
the fried minced meat lunch set.
Right away!
What are you gonna do with that?
Is it for dinner?
I need to stop by somewhere.
Pekola, are you here?
I got food for you.
Why take care
of that fallen angel?
Pekola?
I'm not Pekola.
Whoops, wrong one.
Pekola's over there.
I see. Thank you.
The witch and her familiar spirit.
What do you want?
How rude.
I could kill you if I wanted to.
Stop! Since I lost my halo
not only am I weak,
I'm also starving to death.
I can barely move.
That's why I brought you this.
A fried minced meat lunch set?
For me...?
No! As an angel,
I can't accept food from a witch!
Please go home.
Just so you know, I'm not a witch.
Do what you want.
I'll just leave this here.
Let's go, Jashin-chan.
Okay.
I want it so bad!
No! I can't!
What angel accepts food
from a witch?
But, I can't just let the food
go to waste either.
Never mind the witch,
wouldn't it be disrespectful
to the chef if I didn't eat it?
Right! I'll eat it for the chef!
Bon appetit!
THIS IS PEKOLA'S IMAGINATION
All right! Let's eat!
Smells so good...
What are you doing here?
Since you weren't gonna eat it,
thought I'd eat it for you.
Didn't want to waste it!
What? Did you want to eat it?
Of course not.
Good.
That was the last bite.
So juicy and delicious!
That meat was to die for!
I know, I'm not the best food reporter...
All done! Here, throw this away.
I'm so satisfied!
Jeez, my stomach's a bottomless pit.
That's okay.
I was able to protect my dignity
as an angel.
I'll drink some water
and go to bed.
Patrasche, I'm tired now.
HOURS LATER
You disappeared
on the way back home.
Don't tell me you went back
and ate Pekola's food.
No. I didn't eat it.
-Are you sure?
-Yeah!
If you don't tell me the truth...
I'll mince your arm
into pieces.
Yeah! I ate it! I ate it!
We'll serve fried Jashin-chan meat
for dinner tonight.
PLEASE WAIT A MOMENT
I'm gonna go to Jiro to get
Pekola some food again.
So, restore your arm
and clean up the mess. Okay?
Damn it.
I even told her the truth.
Damn it!
PIPING HOT
FRIED MINCED MEAT
Bless the witch!
Hello!
I brought something cool
from Hell for you.
Check out the Mandragora doll!
Also known as the mandrake.
Legend says anyone
who pulls them out
and hears their screams
goes mad and dies!
You press the stomach
to hear its death scream.
Listen.
That's freaky.
That's so metal.
So lame.
-Like it?
-Yup.
Good. The Mandragora's happy too.
Jashin-chan is such a sleaze.
But her friends, Medusa and Minos,
are so nice.
Even though Jashin-chan's such a jerk.
She's not even my friend anyway.
Hey, that's not nice.
What?
Do you have any idea how many
times I got hurt because of you?
-I'll push you, Jashin-chan!
-What?
Here you go!
Let's play some more!
Leave me alone.
Come on, let's go!
What's going on?
I dislocated my back...
I apologized right then and there.
It wasn't on purpose either.
That's not the point!
You gotta be more careful!
You meathead!
What? This is all because you're so weak!
What? I'm not weak! Try me!
Let's do it.
I'll show you!
Take this! Jashin-chan Dropkick!
The animation!
Go!
You think I'm scared of that?
Hey, Mandragora...
NO RESPONSE.
IT'S PROBABLY DEAD.
That was its real death scream.
Oh, well.
It was freaky anyway.
Right, Yurine?
I was getting pretty attached to it.
Yurine?
Well, I gotta go deliver the evening paper.
See you later.
Minos, you traitor!
The death scream...
I thought it was pretty cute.
It's a rare toy too.
Need I say more?
There we go.
Oh, come on. Give me a better scream.
The Mandragora's death scream
was way better than that.
Stop... I can't do it...
Scream loud and clear.
No matter how hard I work,
life just gets harder and harder.
I'll just stare at my hand.
Working is fun!
You work, you lose.
I'll just stare at my hand.
Good morning, mascot of India.
How's the new room, Totem Pole?
Bus-tine.
It took a lot of effort
to get you here.
I love how the bus schedule
is posted right there.
You're my precious babies.
I just need Orochimaru
to complete my collection.
Shoot! I'm gonna be late!
I, Mei Tachibana, the super cop of the Banzaibashi Police
will protect this land from all evil!
I must stay on high alert for weirdos
while I'm on patrol.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I just have a weak body.
Excuse me.
She had such a cute voice.
All clear.
Excuse me, sir.
Are you interested in woodblock prints?
Woodblock prints?
They're a bit pricey,
but you can pay in installments.
It'll be a good investment
for your future.
Let me show you.
Sure.
-I'll just take a look.
-One silkscreen please!
GALLERY
NEGOTIATING
Yup, all clear.
How wonderful!
I love his form and his wacky
Halloween-ish outfit.
He's so beautiful, I'm tearing up.
I'm going to take him home.
Here we go.
Excuse me.
Is there a problem with that figure?
Did someone plant a bomb on it?
No, I'm taking him home
because he's so cute.
He wants to go home with me too, right?
"Yes, I do."
See?
What a freak.
I better call the police.
But wait, is she a cop?
I'm so confused.
I'm just a part-timer.
What am I supposed to do?
Let's go!
Wait! You can't take our mascot!
-Did you just touch my butt?
-What?
He's a pervert!
Someone call the cops! Help!
I didn't touch you!
I'm taking him home.
Let go, you freak.
-It's that freak from the other day.
-This belongs to the shop.
I was meeting up with Medusa,
but I can't let her see me.
Jashin-chan!
Jashin-chan? Orochimaru!
Were you waiting for a while?
I bought you some chicken.
What's wrong?
Forget this! I want Orochimaru!
Damn it! She saw me!
Orochimaru! Wait, my dear!
I have to get away from her!
Jeez, slow down!
What's going on?
Did you do something?
You have to make up for your crimes.
Shut up!
Orochimaru!
Bull's-eye!
Jashin-chan! Are you okay?
Not at all.
I LOVE OROCHIMARU
Gotcha!
Oh, Orochimaru.
So beautiful... So cute...
So smooth.
Stop it!
Orochimaru's the best!
Time for our celebratory selfie!
Stop! I can't!
JASHIN-CHAN DOUBLE PEACE
Nice shot!
Everything looks delicious.
Pekola, don't forget about dessert.
Have some nectar too.
ANGEL IN TRAINING
This is so much food.
Steak, onion soup...
Parfait, cake, unleavened bread...
Bagna cauda...
-Tiramisu...
-Hey!
-Fried minced meat...
-Hey, wake up!
I'm talking to you, part-timer!
Me?
You're here to work.
Don't daydream while you're on the clock.
Come on, move it.
Why do I get treated like this?
I was an angel, you know?
We're forced to climb up the stairs
with heavy loads on our backs.
Are we building a pyramid
or something?
We climb up the stairs
and go back down in an elevator.
How much longer will I last?
For 400 yen per hour?
Why is it so low?
Isn't Tokyo's minimum wage 958 yen?
But, I have to do this to survive.
No other place would hire me
without a background check.
There. That was heavy.
What could possibly be in there?
Hurry up and carry the next load,
part-timer!
That guy really sounds like an idiot.
DOESN'T SOUND INTELLIGENT AT ALL
Is it just me, or are we doing all of this backwards?
The theory of relativity
and warp navigation
parallels the relationship
between dark matter and black holes...
So, that means...
What have I gotten myself into?
This is bad. Really, really bad.
This one seems normal.
The giant mantis...
He's coming to kill me!
Stop. Don't come near me!
Stay away!
Praying mantis...
Trust me!
You won't like how I taste!
The giant mantis...
Mantis...
Praying mantis!
Oh, no. Praying mantis...
I'm so tipsy.
Hey, fallen angel.
Sushi's a rare delicacy for you, right?
It's actually for Yurine,
but I could feed you
a couple pieces.
LAYING ON TOP OF HER THROW UP.
I'm beat.
It is nice that they pay in cash.
But I only got 3200 yen
for eight straight hours of work.
I'll spend 1000 yen for food
and necessities
and put 2200 in my savings.
I need to get some sleep
in order to do this again tomorrow.
My house!
You again?
After slaving all day,
the devil destroys my home.
Nobody's coming for me from Heaven.
I'm...
I'm...
Whoa, a shooting star!
Dropkick on her! Yeah her!
I’ll take you down again!
Hate you!
Love doesn’t exist in this world
Fear the dropkick!
An Angel looks for her halo
As she starves to death!
It’s a love and hate relationship,
can’t leave each other alone
Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star!
Slowly, slowly, sneak up and DIE!
Test my heart, don’t stop
Let’s go! Dream on! No matter human, angel or devil
We’re a happy family La la la
Let me say, I love you!!
When all is said and done
I’m home! Welcome back, it’s hot pot tonight!
Come, gather everyone! Let’s enjoy this meal!
For another crazy tomorrow
What next? What next? In the end, Wakeup!
Gospel echoes.
Jacob's ladder comes down from the cloudy sky.
New angel decend from above with the light.
Dropkick on My Devil!
We'll shining wizard into your
heart in the next episode too!
Why don't they have the volume two
of the grimoire?
I bought that volume one
at a used book store.
You're just looking
in the wrong place.
I'm happy with my purchase.
It's Yurine.
DROPKICK ON MY DEVIL!
ANIMATED SERIES TO START
USING GRIMOIRE FROM USED BOOK STORE TO
PERFORM CONJURATION.
It's true...
Aren't you hungry?
Let's grab a bite somewhere.
What do you want?
Yurine!
What? Me?
I wanna go to Jiro.
Let's go to Jiro.
Then why ask in the first place?
What's Jiro, anyway?
And... is it true?
We're an anime series?
Get with it, girl!
Won’t leave
without a dropkick on her!
Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas
-She summoned me, the evil god.
-Evil god!
-I gotta kill her or else
-What?
-I can’t go back to Hell!
-Sister...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw!
If you go too far,
I’ll slice you up completely!
Your halo!
Must get it back!
-Never miss a chance
-Hey, seriously?
-To attack her from behind!
-You’re so mean.
I’ll never give up.
Yurine, you’re off your guard!
Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!
Huh? What? I missed...
Can’t leave Earth
without a dropkick on her!
But until then,
-let’s all have fun together!
-Yeah!
KITCHEN JIRO
Welcome.
You always order the fried minced meat
with fried fish plate.
It's my favorite!
And look who's talking.
You always get the scallop croquette plate.
Well, yeah, it's my favorite.
I want a bite of that.
No way.
I don't believe in sharing
or letting people try my food.
Just be happy with what you ordered.
Sorry, never mind.
I can't finish the rice.
Jashin-chan, eat the rest.
Okay...
She just contradicted herself.
But, if I say anything she'll get mad.
I'll just let it slide...
That was delicious.
Excuse me. I'd like to order
the fried minced meat lunch set.
Right away!
What are you gonna do with that?
Is it for dinner?
I need to stop by somewhere.
Pekola, are you here?
I got food for you.
Why take care
of that fallen angel?
Pekola?
I'm not Pekola.
Whoops, wrong one.
Pekola's over there.
I see. Thank you.
The witch and her familiar spirit.
What do you want?
How rude.
I could kill you if I wanted to.
Stop! Since I lost my halo
not only am I weak,
I'm also starving to death.
I can barely move.
That's why I brought you this.
A fried minced meat lunch set?
For me...?
No! As an angel,
I can't accept food from a witch!
Please go home.
Just so you know, I'm not a witch.
Do what you want.
I'll just leave this here.
Let's go, Jashin-chan.
Okay.
I want it so bad!
No! I can't!
What angel accepts food
from a witch?
But, I can't just let the food
go to waste either.
Never mind the witch,
wouldn't it be disrespectful
to the chef if I didn't eat it?
Right! I'll eat it for the chef!
Bon appetit!
THIS IS PEKOLA'S IMAGINATION
All right! Let's eat!
Smells so good...
What are you doing here?
Since you weren't gonna eat it,
thought I'd eat it for you.
Didn't want to waste it!
What? Did you want to eat it?
Of course not.
Good.
That was the last bite.
So juicy and delicious!
That meat was to die for!
I know, I'm not the best food reporter...
All done! Here, throw this away.
I'm so satisfied!
Jeez, my stomach's a bottomless pit.
That's okay.
I was able to protect my dignity
as an angel.
I'll drink some water
and go to bed.
Patrasche, I'm tired now.
HOURS LATER
You disappeared
on the way back home.
Don't tell me you went back
and ate Pekola's food.
No. I didn't eat it.
-Are you sure?
-Yeah!
If you don't tell me the truth...
I'll mince your arm
into pieces.
Yeah! I ate it! I ate it!
We'll serve fried Jashin-chan meat
for dinner tonight.
PLEASE WAIT A MOMENT
I'm gonna go to Jiro to get
Pekola some food again.
So, restore your arm
and clean up the mess. Okay?
Damn it.
I even told her the truth.
Damn it!
PIPING HOT
FRIED MINCED MEAT
Bless the witch!
Hello!
I brought something cool
from Hell for you.
Check out the Mandragora doll!
Also known as the mandrake.
Legend says anyone
who pulls them out
and hears their screams
goes mad and dies!
You press the stomach
to hear its death scream.
Listen.
That's freaky.
That's so metal.
So lame.
-Like it?
-Yup.
Good. The Mandragora's happy too.
Jashin-chan is such a sleaze.
But her friends, Medusa and Minos,
are so nice.
Even though Jashin-chan's such a jerk.
She's not even my friend anyway.
Hey, that's not nice.
What?
Do you have any idea how many
times I got hurt because of you?
-I'll push you, Jashin-chan!
-What?
Here you go!
Let's play some more!
Leave me alone.
Come on, let's go!
What's going on?
I dislocated my back...
I apologized right then and there.
It wasn't on purpose either.
That's not the point!
You gotta be more careful!
You meathead!
What? This is all because you're so weak!
What? I'm not weak! Try me!
Let's do it.
I'll show you!
Take this! Jashin-chan Dropkick!
The animation!
Go!
You think I'm scared of that?
Hey, Mandragora...
NO RESPONSE.
IT'S PROBABLY DEAD.
That was its real death scream.
Oh, well.
It was freaky anyway.
Right, Yurine?
I was getting pretty attached to it.
Yurine?
Well, I gotta go deliver the evening paper.
See you later.
Minos, you traitor!
The death scream...
I thought it was pretty cute.
It's a rare toy too.
Need I say more?
There we go.
Oh, come on. Give me a better scream.
The Mandragora's death scream
was way better than that.
Stop... I can't do it...
Scream loud and clear.
No matter how hard I work,
life just gets harder and harder.
I'll just stare at my hand.
Working is fun!
You work, you lose.
I'll just stare at my hand.
Good morning, mascot of India.
How's the new room, Totem Pole?
Bus-tine.
It took a lot of effort
to get you here.
I love how the bus schedule
is posted right there.
You're my precious babies.
I just need Orochimaru
to complete my collection.
Shoot! I'm gonna be late!
I, Mei Tachibana, the super cop of the Banzaibashi Police
will protect this land from all evil!
I must stay on high alert for weirdos
while I'm on patrol.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I just have a weak body.
Excuse me.
She had such a cute voice.
All clear.
Excuse me, sir.
Are you interested in woodblock prints?
Woodblock prints?
They're a bit pricey,
but you can pay in installments.
It'll be a good investment
for your future.
Let me show you.
Sure.
-I'll just take a look.
-One silkscreen please!
GALLERY
NEGOTIATING
Yup, all clear.
How wonderful!
I love his form and his wacky
Halloween-ish outfit.
He's so beautiful, I'm tearing up.
I'm going to take him home.
Here we go.
Excuse me.
Is there a problem with that figure?
Did someone plant a bomb on it?
No, I'm taking him home
because he's so cute.
He wants to go home with me too, right?
"Yes, I do."
See?
What a freak.
I better call the police.
But wait, is she a cop?
I'm so confused.
I'm just a part-timer.
What am I supposed to do?
Let's go!
Wait! You can't take our mascot!
-Did you just touch my butt?
-What?
He's a pervert!
Someone call the cops! Help!
I didn't touch you!
I'm taking him home.
Let go, you freak.
-It's that freak from the other day.
-This belongs to the shop.
I was meeting up with Medusa,
but I can't let her see me.
Jashin-chan!
Jashin-chan? Orochimaru!
Were you waiting for a while?
I bought you some chicken.
What's wrong?
Forget this! I want Orochimaru!
Damn it! She saw me!
Orochimaru! Wait, my dear!
I have to get away from her!
Jeez, slow down!
What's going on?
Did you do something?
You have to make up for your crimes.
Shut up!
Orochimaru!
Bull's-eye!
Jashin-chan! Are you okay?
Not at all.
I LOVE OROCHIMARU
Gotcha!
Oh, Orochimaru.
So beautiful... So cute...
So smooth.
Stop it!
Orochimaru's the best!
Time for our celebratory selfie!
Stop! I can't!
JASHIN-CHAN DOUBLE PEACE
Nice shot!
Everything looks delicious.
Pekola, don't forget about dessert.
Have some nectar too.
ANGEL IN TRAINING
This is so much food.
Steak, onion soup...
Parfait, cake, unleavened bread...
Bagna cauda...
-Tiramisu...
-Hey!
-Fried minced meat...
-Hey, wake up!
I'm talking to you, part-timer!
Me?
You're here to work.
Don't daydream while you're on the clock.
Come on, move it.
Why do I get treated like this?
I was an angel, you know?
We're forced to climb up the stairs
with heavy loads on our backs.
Are we building a pyramid
or something?
We climb up the stairs
and go back down in an elevator.
How much longer will I last?
For 400 yen per hour?
Why is it so low?
Isn't Tokyo's minimum wage 958 yen?
But, I have to do this to survive.
No other place would hire me
without a background check.
There. That was heavy.
What could possibly be in there?
Hurry up and carry the next load,
part-timer!
That guy really sounds like an idiot.
DOESN'T SOUND INTELLIGENT AT ALL
Is it just me, or are we doing all of this backwards?
The theory of relativity
and warp navigation
parallels the relationship
between dark matter and black holes...
So, that means...
What have I gotten myself into?
This is bad. Really, really bad.
This one seems normal.
The giant mantis...
He's coming to kill me!
Stop. Don't come near me!
Stay away!
Praying mantis...
Trust me!
You won't like how I taste!
The giant mantis...
Mantis...
Praying mantis!
Oh, no. Praying mantis...
I'm so tipsy.
Hey, fallen angel.
Sushi's a rare delicacy for you, right?
It's actually for Yurine,
but I could feed you
a couple pieces.
LAYING ON TOP OF HER THROW UP.
I'm beat.
It is nice that they pay in cash.
But I only got 3200 yen
for eight straight hours of work.
I'll spend 1000 yen for food
and necessities
and put 2200 in my savings.
I need to get some sleep
in order to do this again tomorrow.
My house!
You again?
After slaving all day,
the devil destroys my home.
Nobody's coming for me from Heaven.
I'm...
I'm...
Whoa, a shooting star!
Dropkick on her! Yeah her!
I’ll take you down again!
Hate you!
Love doesn’t exist in this world
Fear the dropkick!
An Angel looks for her halo
As she starves to death!
It’s a love and hate relationship,
can’t leave each other alone
Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star!
Slowly, slowly, sneak up and DIE!
Test my heart, don’t stop
Let’s go! Dream on! No matter human, angel or devil
We’re a happy family La la la
Let me say, I love you!!
When all is said and done
I’m home! Welcome back, it’s hot pot tonight!
Come, gather everyone! Let’s enjoy this meal!
For another crazy tomorrow
What next? What next? In the end, Wakeup!
Gospel echoes.
Jacob's ladder comes down from the cloudy sky.
New angel decend from above with the light.
Dropkick on My Devil!
We'll shining wizard into your
heart in the next episode too!