Jashin-chan Dropkick (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode #1.4 - full transcript
Won’t leave
without a dropkick on her!
Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas
-She summoned me, the evil god.
-Evil god!
-I gotta kill her or else
-What?
-I can’t go back to Hell!
-Sister...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw!
If you go too far,
I’ll slice you up completely!
Your halo!
Must get it back!
-Never miss a chance
-Hey, seriously?
-To attack her from behind!
-You’re so mean.
I’ll never give up.
Yurine, you’re off your guard!
Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!
Huh? What? I missed...
Can’t leave Earth
without a dropkick on her!
But until then,
-let’s all have fun together!
-Yeah!
Once a post-World War II
black market,
it has since evolved into an electronics
then computer district,
and now flourishes today
as the mecca of otaku.
This is Akihabara.
You'll find more than
400 Gachapon machines here.
GACHAPON HALL
You won't be able to resist
the urge to play!
If this comes out next, I'll die.
My life's spared. But a skyfish? Lame!
But, boy, I can't get enough
of that adrenaline rush putting my life on the line!
It's not like I'm really gonna die anyway.
I don't need any more of you.
What in the--?
You bastard! Can't you see
this devil lying in the street?
You might as well drive into a pole and die!
Hello, everyone, please do not
lie down in the street
and shout obscenities in public.
Damn it, another double!
Burn in Hell!
I just need that rare Tsuchinoko
and my collection's complete.
Nope. Not interested in the actual, physical one.
We can't have pets in Yurine's apartment.
Beth being an exception, of course.
Let's try this again.
I only have enough to buy dinner.
But, let's live it up...
Don't you dare waste that money.
If you do, I'll throw you in the wood chipper.
Throw you in the woodchipper...
Woodchipper...?
Woodchippers grind wood
into smaller woodchips.
One mistake using it, and you're on your way to hell!
Speak of the devil...
If I spend this money, I'm dead.
I give up.
Excuse me...
-I wanna do that one.
-Go ahead.
"I wanna do that one."
"Let's do it."
It's a Tsuchinoko!
What?
-Damn it!
-That completes my collection!
I tried so many times
to get that Tsuchinoko!
And this kid gets it
on his first try?
I want it so bad!
That Tsuchinoko looks glorious!
I'll kill him.
Without so much as a pang of guilt,
I'll make that Tsuchinoko mine!
Wait a minute.
There's gotta be a smarter way
to get it from him.
For I am an advanced,
high-level schemer of a devil.
Wow, that's amazing.
You got the rare Tsuchinoko.
Can I get a closer look?
Sure, here you go.
Here you go.
What the hell was that for?
Damn snake!
You're disgusting!
You're the worst.
I don't even want it back, you idiot.
Thanks for the heartfelt compliment, little boy.
Success!
Got my Tsuchinoko! All right!
Time to shop and head home.
MEAT PAVILION YUKIO
That was a steal for such good meat.
I even got my Tsuchinoko,
I'm on a roll today.
You're the worst!
Now that I think about it...
was it really worth stealing?
Every time I see this,
the memory of the boy beating me up
will replay in my head.
I'll store it so I don't see it when I get home.
Hey, you!
Yeah, I'm talking to you, snake!
An unknown number. Hello?
-Is this Yurine Hanazono?
-Yes.
-This is Banzaibashi Police.
-Police?
-Hey!
-Yurine!
I got arrested by the police!
They really locked me up.
Don't you dare act
like you can get away with this!
The second uppercut of the day. Rough.
No chance for me to explain?
You'd be a bad parent!
I don't intend to be a parent.
Are you Yurine Hanazono, her guardian?
Sure, I guess.
Anyway, who are you?
Who am I?
I'm the Banzaibashi super cop
who keeps the peace in Akiba!
Mei Tachibana!
-Oh, right.
-Who do you think you are?
So tell me, what did Jashin-chan do?
She committed theft.
You gotta be kidding me.
You got it all wrong! Hear me out!
I don't even want it back, you idiot!
-What are you talking about?
-What do you mean?
She stole...
She stole...
My heart! My heart!
My heart! My heart!
I found her while on patrol
and she was so beautiful, I fell in love at first sight!
So, I stopped her and arrested her!
So cute! So beautiful!
Get away from me!
You're just abusing your power!
-You're just too cute!
-Stop!
-Let's get to the real issue here.
-Yes?
-May I have her?
-That's fine with me.
You didn't even hesitate!
Yes! Aren't you glad, Orochimaru?
She can't be serious about that name...
You're too cute, Orochimaru.
You're killing me.
She's sick! I don't wanna live with her!
Without Jashin-chan,
how am I gonna clean and cook?
-Sorry, I'll take her back.
-No!
Now that's just cruel,
you can't do that!
If I can't have Orochimaru...
You must die.
No way!
Whoops, I missed.
It scraped my tail!
Sorry I missed, Orochimaru.
At least my blades were sharp.
Does it hurt?
I love seeing you in pain, suffering.
So adorable!
Time for a celebratory selfie before I finish you.
Come on, give me a peace sign.
I can't... Please forgive me...
Too cute! So Insta-worthy.
-So good, I can't stop!
-I'm dying to go home...
Oh, it's 5. Work's over.
Gotta go home!
I refuse to work overtime.
That meat you bought at the market?
It's in the fridge at the station.
Don't forget to take it.
Later!
I'll see you again soon.
She thinks you're adorable. What a freak.
She was almost as crazy as you, Yurine.
You mentioned something
about a boy earlier.
-What was that about?
-What?
Oh, that was nothing.
I gotta bury that Tsuchinoko
as soon as I get home.
Jinbocho happenings!
I meant to go to the train station.
I wasn't paying attention,
so I entered the wrong door.
JINBOCHO STATION
Put your phone away
when you're walking.
Nice howl, Beth.
Let me join you.
My mother said the air
in the human world is polluted.
Feels good.
What?
-Please die.
-I decline.
I'm doomed!
If I can't just kill her, I thought I'd politely ask!
You really thought that was gonna work?
Damn it...
I'm gonna take a bath.
Make sure you take one after me.
Got it.
Did you think you were gonna
get lucky just now?
Just wait...
Check out the Tsuchinoko!
Hot damn.
I was on my knees, begging her to die.
Why can't she just die for me already?
She's so stubborn.
Well, I knew it wasn't gonna be that easy.
The mountains are so nice.
Why not take a break from the world
and free your body and soul in the mountains?
You call that taking a break?
What's the point in climbing
when you're gonna descend anyway?
Because the mountains are there?
I don't understand it one bit.
But wait, in those suspense dramas,
the murder always takes place...
on a mountain!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
STOP! I'M SORRY I STOLE YOUR WIFE.
TOO LATE!
YOU WILL REPENT IN HELL!
I NEVER WANTED YOUR WIFE!
ALL I WANTED WAS YOU...!
I LOVED YOU TOO!
Which means mountains
are a prime location for murders.
If I can lure Yurine up into the mountains...
Killing her would be a piece of cake!
That'll be the end of Yurine!
Now, let's visualize this further.
Check out this view, Yurine.
Wow, what a stunning sight.
Hey, there!
Hey, there!
Finally!
I even get to finish her
with my signature dropkick!
EVIL SMILE
How about this scenario?
This rope bridge sure sways a lot.
Help me, Jashin-chan.
Stop!
Yes! Yes!
But, wait, how about this scenario?
It's a bear.
We gotta play dead.
Now.
Let's do this.
Cross punch!
I could get a bear to collaborate with me.
That's an assured victory for me.
I'm so excited, I'm gonna wet myself.
That was a nice bath.
Hey, Yurine. Any plans for tomorrow?
Nope.
Then let's go hiking in the mountains.
No way.
Okay.
It seems like this anime
mostly take place in Yurine's room.
But it does make sense to be here.
Let's switch it up
and be in my room for a change.
-Thoughts?
-I barely feel the difference.
Okay.
Then let's give it a more drastic change.
-How about that?
-It's over-the-top!
Jashin-chan?
Got it. I'll be right there.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, I'll bring her a gift.
Thank you very much.
BEAN DAIFUKU
I hope she'll like it.
Oh yeah, can't forget to withdraw the money.
Hello!
Jashin-chan? I'm here.
I even got Fresh Moon for you.
Since it's the end of the month,
I stopped by the bank too.
Jashin-chan?
Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
What's... going on...?
Why...?
Jashin-chan...
She's dead...
She sounded so happy
when she called me earlier.
Jashin-chan!
Your reaction!
Your face!
I peeked through the closet...
It was priceless!
You should've seen it!
Ouch, I laughed so hard I fell over.
That's just the skin I shed.
Remember? I shed my skin
once every few thousand years.
And today was the day.
So, I thought of this prank and called you.
You really thought I died?
Of course not, right?
Hey, what's wrong?
Did you really think that was funny?
-What?
-You just crossed the line.
You have no idea how devastated I would be
if you were gone.
This isn't good...
Medusa's in passive-aggressive mode!
Let me explain.
Medusa gets passive-aggressive
when she's mad to the max!
Another phenomenon that happens
once every few thousand years...
Medusa's passive-aggressive mode.
Two rare events aligned with one another.
It's like celebrating Christmas
and New Year's at once.
Please excuse me now.
I won't be back for a while.
She's pissed.
I don't care about you anymore!
I'm never coming back!
She's not all cutesy like usual.
Don't leave, Medusa!
You know I suffer from nervous gastritis!
If you leave me like this,
my tummy will get all messed up,
and I'll worry myself to death!
I admit, I crossed the line.
I'm sorry.
I didn't think you would get so upset.
I'm done. Bye.
Wait!
Forgive me, Medusa!
You're killing me!
Medusa...
Medusa...
My tummy...
Just kidding. That was payback.
I'll never leave you.
Medusa!
You crossed the line!
Go easy on those pranks, okay?
Yeah, of course. I'm sorry!
I'll never do it again.
There, there.
I'm home.
Welcome back!
Fresh Moon is so tasty!
This creamy texture goes so well with coffee.
It goes well with tea too.
Want some more?
-I'll unwrap it for you.
-Thanks!
Lovey-dovey as usual.
Say, "Ah."
-Yum!
-How is it?
Delicious!
You got some on your face.
Get it off for me.
Dropkick on her! Yeah her!
I’ll take you down again!
Hate you!
Love doesn’t exist in this world
Fear the dropkick!
An Angel looks for her halo
As she starves to death!
It’s a love and hate relationship,
can’t leave each other alone
Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star!
Slowly, slowly, sneak up and DIE!
Test my heart, don’t stop
Let’s go! Dream on! No matter human, angel or devil
We’re a happy family La la la
Let me say, I love you!!
When all is said and done
I’m home! Welcome back, it’s hot pot tonight!
Come, gather everyone! Let’s enjoy this meal!
For another crazy tomorrow
What next? What next? In the end, Wakeup!
Insanity and screaming
gnaw at peoples' hearts.
As justice runs rampage,
the city is colored with demons' blood.
The angels are in despair.
Dropkick on My Devil!
We'll dive into your heart in the next episode too!
without a dropkick on her!
Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas
-She summoned me, the evil god.
-Evil god!
-I gotta kill her or else
-What?
-I can’t go back to Hell!
-Sister...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw!
If you go too far,
I’ll slice you up completely!
Your halo!
Must get it back!
-Never miss a chance
-Hey, seriously?
-To attack her from behind!
-You’re so mean.
I’ll never give up.
Yurine, you’re off your guard!
Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!
Huh? What? I missed...
Can’t leave Earth
without a dropkick on her!
But until then,
-let’s all have fun together!
-Yeah!
Once a post-World War II
black market,
it has since evolved into an electronics
then computer district,
and now flourishes today
as the mecca of otaku.
This is Akihabara.
You'll find more than
400 Gachapon machines here.
GACHAPON HALL
You won't be able to resist
the urge to play!
If this comes out next, I'll die.
My life's spared. But a skyfish? Lame!
But, boy, I can't get enough
of that adrenaline rush putting my life on the line!
It's not like I'm really gonna die anyway.
I don't need any more of you.
What in the--?
You bastard! Can't you see
this devil lying in the street?
You might as well drive into a pole and die!
Hello, everyone, please do not
lie down in the street
and shout obscenities in public.
Damn it, another double!
Burn in Hell!
I just need that rare Tsuchinoko
and my collection's complete.
Nope. Not interested in the actual, physical one.
We can't have pets in Yurine's apartment.
Beth being an exception, of course.
Let's try this again.
I only have enough to buy dinner.
But, let's live it up...
Don't you dare waste that money.
If you do, I'll throw you in the wood chipper.
Throw you in the woodchipper...
Woodchipper...?
Woodchippers grind wood
into smaller woodchips.
One mistake using it, and you're on your way to hell!
Speak of the devil...
If I spend this money, I'm dead.
I give up.
Excuse me...
-I wanna do that one.
-Go ahead.
"I wanna do that one."
"Let's do it."
It's a Tsuchinoko!
What?
-Damn it!
-That completes my collection!
I tried so many times
to get that Tsuchinoko!
And this kid gets it
on his first try?
I want it so bad!
That Tsuchinoko looks glorious!
I'll kill him.
Without so much as a pang of guilt,
I'll make that Tsuchinoko mine!
Wait a minute.
There's gotta be a smarter way
to get it from him.
For I am an advanced,
high-level schemer of a devil.
Wow, that's amazing.
You got the rare Tsuchinoko.
Can I get a closer look?
Sure, here you go.
Here you go.
What the hell was that for?
Damn snake!
You're disgusting!
You're the worst.
I don't even want it back, you idiot.
Thanks for the heartfelt compliment, little boy.
Success!
Got my Tsuchinoko! All right!
Time to shop and head home.
MEAT PAVILION YUKIO
That was a steal for such good meat.
I even got my Tsuchinoko,
I'm on a roll today.
You're the worst!
Now that I think about it...
was it really worth stealing?
Every time I see this,
the memory of the boy beating me up
will replay in my head.
I'll store it so I don't see it when I get home.
Hey, you!
Yeah, I'm talking to you, snake!
An unknown number. Hello?
-Is this Yurine Hanazono?
-Yes.
-This is Banzaibashi Police.
-Police?
-Hey!
-Yurine!
I got arrested by the police!
They really locked me up.
Don't you dare act
like you can get away with this!
The second uppercut of the day. Rough.
No chance for me to explain?
You'd be a bad parent!
I don't intend to be a parent.
Are you Yurine Hanazono, her guardian?
Sure, I guess.
Anyway, who are you?
Who am I?
I'm the Banzaibashi super cop
who keeps the peace in Akiba!
Mei Tachibana!
-Oh, right.
-Who do you think you are?
So tell me, what did Jashin-chan do?
She committed theft.
You gotta be kidding me.
You got it all wrong! Hear me out!
I don't even want it back, you idiot!
-What are you talking about?
-What do you mean?
She stole...
She stole...
My heart! My heart!
My heart! My heart!
I found her while on patrol
and she was so beautiful, I fell in love at first sight!
So, I stopped her and arrested her!
So cute! So beautiful!
Get away from me!
You're just abusing your power!
-You're just too cute!
-Stop!
-Let's get to the real issue here.
-Yes?
-May I have her?
-That's fine with me.
You didn't even hesitate!
Yes! Aren't you glad, Orochimaru?
She can't be serious about that name...
You're too cute, Orochimaru.
You're killing me.
She's sick! I don't wanna live with her!
Without Jashin-chan,
how am I gonna clean and cook?
-Sorry, I'll take her back.
-No!
Now that's just cruel,
you can't do that!
If I can't have Orochimaru...
You must die.
No way!
Whoops, I missed.
It scraped my tail!
Sorry I missed, Orochimaru.
At least my blades were sharp.
Does it hurt?
I love seeing you in pain, suffering.
So adorable!
Time for a celebratory selfie before I finish you.
Come on, give me a peace sign.
I can't... Please forgive me...
Too cute! So Insta-worthy.
-So good, I can't stop!
-I'm dying to go home...
Oh, it's 5. Work's over.
Gotta go home!
I refuse to work overtime.
That meat you bought at the market?
It's in the fridge at the station.
Don't forget to take it.
Later!
I'll see you again soon.
She thinks you're adorable. What a freak.
She was almost as crazy as you, Yurine.
You mentioned something
about a boy earlier.
-What was that about?
-What?
Oh, that was nothing.
I gotta bury that Tsuchinoko
as soon as I get home.
Jinbocho happenings!
I meant to go to the train station.
I wasn't paying attention,
so I entered the wrong door.
JINBOCHO STATION
Put your phone away
when you're walking.
Nice howl, Beth.
Let me join you.
My mother said the air
in the human world is polluted.
Feels good.
What?
-Please die.
-I decline.
I'm doomed!
If I can't just kill her, I thought I'd politely ask!
You really thought that was gonna work?
Damn it...
I'm gonna take a bath.
Make sure you take one after me.
Got it.
Did you think you were gonna
get lucky just now?
Just wait...
Check out the Tsuchinoko!
Hot damn.
I was on my knees, begging her to die.
Why can't she just die for me already?
She's so stubborn.
Well, I knew it wasn't gonna be that easy.
The mountains are so nice.
Why not take a break from the world
and free your body and soul in the mountains?
You call that taking a break?
What's the point in climbing
when you're gonna descend anyway?
Because the mountains are there?
I don't understand it one bit.
But wait, in those suspense dramas,
the murder always takes place...
on a mountain!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
STOP! I'M SORRY I STOLE YOUR WIFE.
TOO LATE!
YOU WILL REPENT IN HELL!
I NEVER WANTED YOUR WIFE!
ALL I WANTED WAS YOU...!
I LOVED YOU TOO!
Which means mountains
are a prime location for murders.
If I can lure Yurine up into the mountains...
Killing her would be a piece of cake!
That'll be the end of Yurine!
Now, let's visualize this further.
Check out this view, Yurine.
Wow, what a stunning sight.
Hey, there!
Hey, there!
Finally!
I even get to finish her
with my signature dropkick!
EVIL SMILE
How about this scenario?
This rope bridge sure sways a lot.
Help me, Jashin-chan.
Stop!
Yes! Yes!
But, wait, how about this scenario?
It's a bear.
We gotta play dead.
Now.
Let's do this.
Cross punch!
I could get a bear to collaborate with me.
That's an assured victory for me.
I'm so excited, I'm gonna wet myself.
That was a nice bath.
Hey, Yurine. Any plans for tomorrow?
Nope.
Then let's go hiking in the mountains.
No way.
Okay.
It seems like this anime
mostly take place in Yurine's room.
But it does make sense to be here.
Let's switch it up
and be in my room for a change.
-Thoughts?
-I barely feel the difference.
Okay.
Then let's give it a more drastic change.
-How about that?
-It's over-the-top!
Jashin-chan?
Got it. I'll be right there.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, I'll bring her a gift.
Thank you very much.
BEAN DAIFUKU
I hope she'll like it.
Oh yeah, can't forget to withdraw the money.
Hello!
Jashin-chan? I'm here.
I even got Fresh Moon for you.
Since it's the end of the month,
I stopped by the bank too.
Jashin-chan?
Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
What's... going on...?
Why...?
Jashin-chan...
She's dead...
She sounded so happy
when she called me earlier.
Jashin-chan!
Your reaction!
Your face!
I peeked through the closet...
It was priceless!
You should've seen it!
Ouch, I laughed so hard I fell over.
That's just the skin I shed.
Remember? I shed my skin
once every few thousand years.
And today was the day.
So, I thought of this prank and called you.
You really thought I died?
Of course not, right?
Hey, what's wrong?
Did you really think that was funny?
-What?
-You just crossed the line.
You have no idea how devastated I would be
if you were gone.
This isn't good...
Medusa's in passive-aggressive mode!
Let me explain.
Medusa gets passive-aggressive
when she's mad to the max!
Another phenomenon that happens
once every few thousand years...
Medusa's passive-aggressive mode.
Two rare events aligned with one another.
It's like celebrating Christmas
and New Year's at once.
Please excuse me now.
I won't be back for a while.
She's pissed.
I don't care about you anymore!
I'm never coming back!
She's not all cutesy like usual.
Don't leave, Medusa!
You know I suffer from nervous gastritis!
If you leave me like this,
my tummy will get all messed up,
and I'll worry myself to death!
I admit, I crossed the line.
I'm sorry.
I didn't think you would get so upset.
I'm done. Bye.
Wait!
Forgive me, Medusa!
You're killing me!
Medusa...
Medusa...
My tummy...
Just kidding. That was payback.
I'll never leave you.
Medusa!
You crossed the line!
Go easy on those pranks, okay?
Yeah, of course. I'm sorry!
I'll never do it again.
There, there.
I'm home.
Welcome back!
Fresh Moon is so tasty!
This creamy texture goes so well with coffee.
It goes well with tea too.
Want some more?
-I'll unwrap it for you.
-Thanks!
Lovey-dovey as usual.
Say, "Ah."
-Yum!
-How is it?
Delicious!
You got some on your face.
Get it off for me.
Dropkick on her! Yeah her!
I’ll take you down again!
Hate you!
Love doesn’t exist in this world
Fear the dropkick!
An Angel looks for her halo
As she starves to death!
It’s a love and hate relationship,
can’t leave each other alone
Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star!
Slowly, slowly, sneak up and DIE!
Test my heart, don’t stop
Let’s go! Dream on! No matter human, angel or devil
We’re a happy family La la la
Let me say, I love you!!
When all is said and done
I’m home! Welcome back, it’s hot pot tonight!
Come, gather everyone! Let’s enjoy this meal!
For another crazy tomorrow
What next? What next? In the end, Wakeup!
Insanity and screaming
gnaw at peoples' hearts.
As justice runs rampage,
the city is colored with demons' blood.
The angels are in despair.
Dropkick on My Devil!
We'll dive into your heart in the next episode too!