Jashin-chan Dropkick (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript
Minos.
What are you doing?
Oh, hey, Yurine.
I'm grilling lobsters.
Ta-da!
I think those are crawfi--
When I told Jashin-chan
I wanted to try lobster...
Big catch at Shimizu Canal
around the corner!
And then she gave me all this!
A BUNCH
-Want some?
-No.
-I'll grill some.
-No, thanks.
Looking good!
Let's try it.
Ouch! It's hot.
There. Let's eat!
Amazing! Nothing beats lobster!
100% BEEF
-Crawfish is good?
-Try some, Yurine!
-No, thanks.
-It's so crunchy.
Pretty darn good!
Won’t leave
without a dropkick on her!
Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas
-She summoned me, the evil god.
-Evil god!
-I gotta kill her or else
-What?
-I can’t go back to Hell!
-Sister...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw!
If you go too far,
I’ll slice you up completely!
Your halo!
Must get it back!
-Never miss a chance
-Hey, seriously?
-To attack her from behind!
-You’re so mean.
I’ll never give up.
Yurine, you’re off your guard!
Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!
Huh? What? I missed…
Can’t leave Earth
without a dropkick on her!
But until then,
-let’s all have fun together!
-Yeah!
What about my present?
Of course I'll buy you one.
Really? Thanks!
That's right.
It's Christmas.
I'm so hungry.
It's Christmas.
And I'm having bread crust.
My Lord endured hardships too.
I should be grateful for the food I have!
-It's cold.
-So, what do you want for Christmas?
I want wealth, honor and status.
That's pretty mature of you.
I'm sure Santa will make it happen.
Then, I want love.
-Whoa, that's so cool.
-Right?
I want love.
So cool.
Santa? Must be talking about
Saint Nicholas.
He's got a lot on his plate.
How will he fulfill
these kids' wishes?
I wish for something
with bold flavor.
Why am I wishing
for a Christmas present
when I'm not even human!?
To begin with,
Christmas isn't even about presents!
Shoot, I'm choking!
I need something to drink!
MILK
That was close.
I almost drank it all.
This is all I have for today.
I'm grateful for the food I have.
But I'm craving something with more flavor.
Like curry.
Santa, will you visit an angel?
Delicious.
This smell...
So good.
-Curry?
-This curry is amazing.
Yurine Hanazono's familiar spirit.
Why is she here?
Wait, that hat.
-Is she Saint Nicholas' spirit?
-I got the take-out deal.
-So good!
-Was she sent for me?
-It was so good, I devoured it all.
-Nope.
I'll eat the second one too.
It smells wonderful!
Curry...
So juicy!
Juicy...
What are you staring at?
-None for you.
-I couldn't help it.
How embarrassing.
-I want that.
-Huh?
Give it to me.
You just had a feast.
This is all I have.
I finished my food, so give me that.
You glutton. You'll end up in Hell.
Funny. I'm from there.
I don't care. I'm still hungry!
-Stop! This is all I have!
-Shut up! Give it to me!
M-My precious milk!
Your back's wide open!
Merry Christmas!
-Thanks.
-No!
Delicious! Stolen food
is out-of-this-world good.
It's a bit dry,
but delicious nonetheless.
H-How cruel.
You're the one who turned
your back on me.
And thanks for the compliment.
Give me back my precious food!
I'm not scared of you,
halo-less angel!
What the hell are you doing?
Ah! Yurine...
I told you to go home with the curry
while I got the chicken.
The witch, Yurine Hanazono.
-I don't know.
-Huh? What?
I don't know.
You ate the curry?
I-I don't know!
-Both of them?
-I don't know anything.
Where am I? Who am I?
I don't know.
-She ate it!
-What?
She's tiny, but she can eat.
-I told her no, but...
-Jashin-chan.
Why lie about it?
Fine, I ate it!
So?
Unbelievable.
-As punishment, no chicken for you.
-Oh come on...
T-Takoyaki... Blood...
-T-Takoyaki...
-Pekola.
Jashin-chan gave you a lot of trouble.
Please accept my apologies.
This is Jashin-chan's chicken.
Food with bold flavor!
I-I can't accept anything
from a witch.
No way!
I'm still an angel, you know?
You could've poisoned it too.
This is an apology, accept it.
To eat it or not is your choice.
Jashin-chan, we're going home.
It's time to decorate our place.
Wanna be the tree?
Chicken! With bold flavors.
Yurine Hanazono.
-You're a witch, but my Santa!
-Why don't I gift your meat to Beth?
Please don't...
You like it, huh?
Eat as much as you want.
Jashin-chan, do you know?
Why Santa's outfit is red?
It's because it's stained in blood.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas-sacre! Huh?
Jashin-chan, where are you?
Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
-Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
-She's hopeless on the streets.
-Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
-Will she ever find her?
I'm right here, getting crucified.
The seasons change
in a blink of an eye.
It's now deep autumn.
Done with training.
My own breathing method
is doing me great.
These abs will make my dropkick
more lethal.
Yurine, punch me in the stomach.
Test out these abs of steel.
All right.
Damn it.
Jashin-chan?
Coming!
Hello, my name is Yusa.
Thank you for taking care
of my sister.
Yusa? Um...
Enjoy.
Thank you.
I planned on eating this cake
all by myself!
REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS
Should've had it before my training!
Kori-chan saved us
during the summer.
But could you please stop the blizzard?
It's freezing.
Oh, of course.
I know you two are sisters,
but are you even the same organism?
Yes.
We, Ice Devils, change appearances
as we grow.
We're born with certain abilities
as a child.
But when we mature,
like I did,
we receive a name and become
a full-fledged devil.
In human years, Ice Devils mature
at around 15 years old.
I see.
May I suggest Kori-chan's
future name?
How about Koji?
YUSA
KOJI
Isn't that a boy's name?
I guess so.
Koji?
So, what brings you here today?
Yes, we didn't mean to show up
unannounced,
but my sister begged me
to take her to see you.
We brought this for you.
-I heard she had fun with her.
-Damn it! Such a thin slice.
So, I wanted to thank her too.
Why the hell is she glaring
at me like she wants to kill me?
Is she actually here to kill me?
Mature Ice Devils
are high-class devils.
She could kill me in a second!
DEFEATIST WHEN FACING
STRONG DEVILS
Jashin-chan, did you do something?
She whistled in your ear
just to mess with you?
-You're only 95 yen.
-She stuck a bread-price tag on you?
Koji! You snitch!
You're such an idiot.
Now she's traumatized
with the sound of the whistle.
And she can't even step inside
a grocery store anymore.
That's ridiculous!
She's the low-class devil
who disobeyed me!
You insulted her again.
When you insult her, you insult our proud family.
What proud family?
You have the face of a mole.
What's there to be proud of?
A mole?
Did you just call her a mole?
I planned on leaving peacefully today.
But now, you’ve said it.
You said the last thing
an Ice Devil wants to hear.
What? Just go home, will ya?
It's freezing in here!
Koji's a piece of cake, but her?
Forget about it.
What do I do?
Think of something quick!
There must be an effective way...
Oh, yeah!
What the hell is that?
Idiot! It's nothing!
You're done, Koji!
Face your back at me like that!
I'll pierce you with a dropkick
now enhanced with my abs of steel!
Killing you in front of your sister
will devastate her.
She'll be too unstable to fight.
And best of all, I'll win!
Let's not forget...!
Jeez, not again.
My abs of steel
were completely useless.
Do you think you can
let Jashin-chan go for today?
Sure. And I'm so glad my sister
got to see you, Yurine.
I got the slice to stand upright!
Hell, yeah!
It stands! It stands! It stands!
HELL BANK
JINBOCHO BRANCH
Here, I brought the money.
Can't you be discreet?
I don't want Yurine to know!
S-Sorry.
Too late now.
Sponging off Medusa again?
N-Not at all.
She's just paying me back.
You're the lowest of the low.
She knows.
I-I'm just borrowing it.
I always pay her back.
I paid her back the 40 yen
I borrowed 100 years ago.
That's the initial salary
of 100 years ago.
I don't really need her
to pay me back.
Right? It's best to assume the money
you lend will never come back.
You have no right to say that.
Medusa, you're spoiling her
a bit too much.
You're enabling her
to be a scumbag.
A scumbag? No, that's not good!
Right? So, you have to be responsible with her.
What, Medusa?
You're gonna listen to her?
You've known me for thousands
of years and yet, you choose Yurine?
U-Um...
You traitor!
Ah, here we go again.
I-It's not like that.
I'm just concerned for you.
Liar!
You just like yourself acting
like a goody two-shoes!
I hate you, Jashin-chan!
I don't care about you anymore.
I'm never coming back
to the human world again!
I don't need you!
Don't ever come back!
I said a bit too much.
Medusa...
Medusa hates me now.
Medusa was, to me...
She was my precious...
Precious...
-Personal ATM.
-I knew that was coming.
Say cheese!
I highly recommend
the cheesy pizza toast. It's tasty!
Can't go on without a drink!
She said she's never coming back.
Now I gotta make her send the money
via Hell-registered mail.
I don't need to see her face.
Another fresh strawberry juice
please!
You're drinking too much.
Leave me alone.
Having too much strawberry juice
won't kill me.
I'm not concerned about you.
We don't want to run out
for the other customers.
Oh.
I can't even get myself to walk.
This is so sad!
Medusa left me.
And nobody cares about me!
I...
I...
Did I do something that bad?
Maybe I did, but still!
Come on, can't you just love me
for who I am?
Come on! Just love me, please!
-Love me for who I am!
-What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
Take me away.
I'm lonely!
Calm down, will ya?
Jashin-chan?
I'm hearing voices now.
I've lost my mind.
Jashin-chan.
Medusa's voice.
I didn't lose my mind.
I came to pick you up.
Y-You came back to me,
my ATM!
Medusa was so worried,
she came right back.
A... T...
It was all my fault
Forgive me, AT--
No, Medusa!
I know, Jashin-chan.
You can't function without me.
I love you, Medusa.
At... the... moment...
I love you at the moment, Medusa!
At the moment!
ATM!
ATM! ATM! ATM!
ATM! ATM! ATM!
Jashin-chan, aren't you hungry?
Let's get some curry.
What happened?
I'm completely broke because I had
100 glasses of strawberry juice.
Don't worry,
I'll take care of the bill.
I just can't live without you,
Medusa.
I love you, Medusa!
I'll never leave you again,
Jashin-chan.
-Medusa just enabled her to become
-Where should we go?
-the ultra-scumbag.
-Bondy, of course!
-Let's go!
-Yay!
SCUMBAG
-Medusa.
-Jashin-chan.
Dropkick on her! Yeah her!
I’ll take you down again!
Hate you!
Love doesn’t exist in this world
Fear the dropkick!
An Angel looks for her halo
As she starves to death!
It’s a love and hate relationship,
can’t leave each other alone
Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star!
Slowly, slowly, sneak up and DIE!
Test my heart, don’t stop
Let’s go! Dream on! No matter human, angel or devil
We’re a happy family La la la
Let me say, I love you!!
When all is said and done
I’m home! Welcome back, it’s hot pot tonight!
Come, gather everyone! Let’s enjoy this meal!
For another crazy tomorrow
What next? What next? In the end, Wakeup!
There's a lady enticing the devil.
Love and hate are
two sides of the same coin.
So with her pure love, she tries to kill the devil.
Dropkick on My Devil!
We'll backdrop your heart in the next episode too!
What are you doing?
Oh, hey, Yurine.
I'm grilling lobsters.
Ta-da!
I think those are crawfi--
When I told Jashin-chan
I wanted to try lobster...
Big catch at Shimizu Canal
around the corner!
And then she gave me all this!
A BUNCH
-Want some?
-No.
-I'll grill some.
-No, thanks.
Looking good!
Let's try it.
Ouch! It's hot.
There. Let's eat!
Amazing! Nothing beats lobster!
100% BEEF
-Crawfish is good?
-Try some, Yurine!
-No, thanks.
-It's so crunchy.
Pretty darn good!
Won’t leave
without a dropkick on her!
Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas
-She summoned me, the evil god.
-Evil god!
-I gotta kill her or else
-What?
-I can’t go back to Hell!
-Sister...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw!
If you go too far,
I’ll slice you up completely!
Your halo!
Must get it back!
-Never miss a chance
-Hey, seriously?
-To attack her from behind!
-You’re so mean.
I’ll never give up.
Yurine, you’re off your guard!
Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!
Huh? What? I missed…
Can’t leave Earth
without a dropkick on her!
But until then,
-let’s all have fun together!
-Yeah!
What about my present?
Of course I'll buy you one.
Really? Thanks!
That's right.
It's Christmas.
I'm so hungry.
It's Christmas.
And I'm having bread crust.
My Lord endured hardships too.
I should be grateful for the food I have!
-It's cold.
-So, what do you want for Christmas?
I want wealth, honor and status.
That's pretty mature of you.
I'm sure Santa will make it happen.
Then, I want love.
-Whoa, that's so cool.
-Right?
I want love.
So cool.
Santa? Must be talking about
Saint Nicholas.
He's got a lot on his plate.
How will he fulfill
these kids' wishes?
I wish for something
with bold flavor.
Why am I wishing
for a Christmas present
when I'm not even human!?
To begin with,
Christmas isn't even about presents!
Shoot, I'm choking!
I need something to drink!
MILK
That was close.
I almost drank it all.
This is all I have for today.
I'm grateful for the food I have.
But I'm craving something with more flavor.
Like curry.
Santa, will you visit an angel?
Delicious.
This smell...
So good.
-Curry?
-This curry is amazing.
Yurine Hanazono's familiar spirit.
Why is she here?
Wait, that hat.
-Is she Saint Nicholas' spirit?
-I got the take-out deal.
-So good!
-Was she sent for me?
-It was so good, I devoured it all.
-Nope.
I'll eat the second one too.
It smells wonderful!
Curry...
So juicy!
Juicy...
What are you staring at?
-None for you.
-I couldn't help it.
How embarrassing.
-I want that.
-Huh?
Give it to me.
You just had a feast.
This is all I have.
I finished my food, so give me that.
You glutton. You'll end up in Hell.
Funny. I'm from there.
I don't care. I'm still hungry!
-Stop! This is all I have!
-Shut up! Give it to me!
M-My precious milk!
Your back's wide open!
Merry Christmas!
-Thanks.
-No!
Delicious! Stolen food
is out-of-this-world good.
It's a bit dry,
but delicious nonetheless.
H-How cruel.
You're the one who turned
your back on me.
And thanks for the compliment.
Give me back my precious food!
I'm not scared of you,
halo-less angel!
What the hell are you doing?
Ah! Yurine...
I told you to go home with the curry
while I got the chicken.
The witch, Yurine Hanazono.
-I don't know.
-Huh? What?
I don't know.
You ate the curry?
I-I don't know!
-Both of them?
-I don't know anything.
Where am I? Who am I?
I don't know.
-She ate it!
-What?
She's tiny, but she can eat.
-I told her no, but...
-Jashin-chan.
Why lie about it?
Fine, I ate it!
So?
Unbelievable.
-As punishment, no chicken for you.
-Oh come on...
T-Takoyaki... Blood...
-T-Takoyaki...
-Pekola.
Jashin-chan gave you a lot of trouble.
Please accept my apologies.
This is Jashin-chan's chicken.
Food with bold flavor!
I-I can't accept anything
from a witch.
No way!
I'm still an angel, you know?
You could've poisoned it too.
This is an apology, accept it.
To eat it or not is your choice.
Jashin-chan, we're going home.
It's time to decorate our place.
Wanna be the tree?
Chicken! With bold flavors.
Yurine Hanazono.
-You're a witch, but my Santa!
-Why don't I gift your meat to Beth?
Please don't...
You like it, huh?
Eat as much as you want.
Jashin-chan, do you know?
Why Santa's outfit is red?
It's because it's stained in blood.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas-sacre! Huh?
Jashin-chan, where are you?
Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
-Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
-She's hopeless on the streets.
-Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
-Will she ever find her?
I'm right here, getting crucified.
The seasons change
in a blink of an eye.
It's now deep autumn.
Done with training.
My own breathing method
is doing me great.
These abs will make my dropkick
more lethal.
Yurine, punch me in the stomach.
Test out these abs of steel.
All right.
Damn it.
Jashin-chan?
Coming!
Hello, my name is Yusa.
Thank you for taking care
of my sister.
Yusa? Um...
Enjoy.
Thank you.
I planned on eating this cake
all by myself!
REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS
Should've had it before my training!
Kori-chan saved us
during the summer.
But could you please stop the blizzard?
It's freezing.
Oh, of course.
I know you two are sisters,
but are you even the same organism?
Yes.
We, Ice Devils, change appearances
as we grow.
We're born with certain abilities
as a child.
But when we mature,
like I did,
we receive a name and become
a full-fledged devil.
In human years, Ice Devils mature
at around 15 years old.
I see.
May I suggest Kori-chan's
future name?
How about Koji?
YUSA
KOJI
Isn't that a boy's name?
I guess so.
Koji?
So, what brings you here today?
Yes, we didn't mean to show up
unannounced,
but my sister begged me
to take her to see you.
We brought this for you.
-I heard she had fun with her.
-Damn it! Such a thin slice.
So, I wanted to thank her too.
Why the hell is she glaring
at me like she wants to kill me?
Is she actually here to kill me?
Mature Ice Devils
are high-class devils.
She could kill me in a second!
DEFEATIST WHEN FACING
STRONG DEVILS
Jashin-chan, did you do something?
She whistled in your ear
just to mess with you?
-You're only 95 yen.
-She stuck a bread-price tag on you?
Koji! You snitch!
You're such an idiot.
Now she's traumatized
with the sound of the whistle.
And she can't even step inside
a grocery store anymore.
That's ridiculous!
She's the low-class devil
who disobeyed me!
You insulted her again.
When you insult her, you insult our proud family.
What proud family?
You have the face of a mole.
What's there to be proud of?
A mole?
Did you just call her a mole?
I planned on leaving peacefully today.
But now, you’ve said it.
You said the last thing
an Ice Devil wants to hear.
What? Just go home, will ya?
It's freezing in here!
Koji's a piece of cake, but her?
Forget about it.
What do I do?
Think of something quick!
There must be an effective way...
Oh, yeah!
What the hell is that?
Idiot! It's nothing!
You're done, Koji!
Face your back at me like that!
I'll pierce you with a dropkick
now enhanced with my abs of steel!
Killing you in front of your sister
will devastate her.
She'll be too unstable to fight.
And best of all, I'll win!
Let's not forget...!
Jeez, not again.
My abs of steel
were completely useless.
Do you think you can
let Jashin-chan go for today?
Sure. And I'm so glad my sister
got to see you, Yurine.
I got the slice to stand upright!
Hell, yeah!
It stands! It stands! It stands!
HELL BANK
JINBOCHO BRANCH
Here, I brought the money.
Can't you be discreet?
I don't want Yurine to know!
S-Sorry.
Too late now.
Sponging off Medusa again?
N-Not at all.
She's just paying me back.
You're the lowest of the low.
She knows.
I-I'm just borrowing it.
I always pay her back.
I paid her back the 40 yen
I borrowed 100 years ago.
That's the initial salary
of 100 years ago.
I don't really need her
to pay me back.
Right? It's best to assume the money
you lend will never come back.
You have no right to say that.
Medusa, you're spoiling her
a bit too much.
You're enabling her
to be a scumbag.
A scumbag? No, that's not good!
Right? So, you have to be responsible with her.
What, Medusa?
You're gonna listen to her?
You've known me for thousands
of years and yet, you choose Yurine?
U-Um...
You traitor!
Ah, here we go again.
I-It's not like that.
I'm just concerned for you.
Liar!
You just like yourself acting
like a goody two-shoes!
I hate you, Jashin-chan!
I don't care about you anymore.
I'm never coming back
to the human world again!
I don't need you!
Don't ever come back!
I said a bit too much.
Medusa...
Medusa hates me now.
Medusa was, to me...
She was my precious...
Precious...
-Personal ATM.
-I knew that was coming.
Say cheese!
I highly recommend
the cheesy pizza toast. It's tasty!
Can't go on without a drink!
She said she's never coming back.
Now I gotta make her send the money
via Hell-registered mail.
I don't need to see her face.
Another fresh strawberry juice
please!
You're drinking too much.
Leave me alone.
Having too much strawberry juice
won't kill me.
I'm not concerned about you.
We don't want to run out
for the other customers.
Oh.
I can't even get myself to walk.
This is so sad!
Medusa left me.
And nobody cares about me!
I...
I...
Did I do something that bad?
Maybe I did, but still!
Come on, can't you just love me
for who I am?
Come on! Just love me, please!
-Love me for who I am!
-What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
Take me away.
I'm lonely!
Calm down, will ya?
Jashin-chan?
I'm hearing voices now.
I've lost my mind.
Jashin-chan.
Medusa's voice.
I didn't lose my mind.
I came to pick you up.
Y-You came back to me,
my ATM!
Medusa was so worried,
she came right back.
A... T...
It was all my fault
Forgive me, AT--
No, Medusa!
I know, Jashin-chan.
You can't function without me.
I love you, Medusa.
At... the... moment...
I love you at the moment, Medusa!
At the moment!
ATM!
ATM! ATM! ATM!
ATM! ATM! ATM!
Jashin-chan, aren't you hungry?
Let's get some curry.
What happened?
I'm completely broke because I had
100 glasses of strawberry juice.
Don't worry,
I'll take care of the bill.
I just can't live without you,
Medusa.
I love you, Medusa!
I'll never leave you again,
Jashin-chan.
-Medusa just enabled her to become
-Where should we go?
-the ultra-scumbag.
-Bondy, of course!
-Let's go!
-Yay!
SCUMBAG
-Medusa.
-Jashin-chan.
Dropkick on her! Yeah her!
I’ll take you down again!
Hate you!
Love doesn’t exist in this world
Fear the dropkick!
An Angel looks for her halo
As she starves to death!
It’s a love and hate relationship,
can’t leave each other alone
Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star!
Slowly, slowly, sneak up and DIE!
Test my heart, don’t stop
Let’s go! Dream on! No matter human, angel or devil
We’re a happy family La la la
Let me say, I love you!!
When all is said and done
I’m home! Welcome back, it’s hot pot tonight!
Come, gather everyone! Let’s enjoy this meal!
For another crazy tomorrow
What next? What next? In the end, Wakeup!
There's a lady enticing the devil.
Love and hate are
two sides of the same coin.
So with her pure love, she tries to kill the devil.
Dropkick on My Devil!
We'll backdrop your heart in the next episode too!