Jashin-chan Dropkick (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Episode #1.2 - full transcript
Won’t leave
without a dropkick on her!
Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas
-She summoned me, the evil god.
-Evil god!
I gotta kill her or else
What?
I can’t go back to Hell!
Sister...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw!
If you go too far,
I’ll slice you up completely!
Your halo!
Must get it back!
Never miss a chance
Hey, seriously?
To attack her from behind!
You’re so mean.
I’ll never give up.
Yurine, you’re off your guard!
Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!
Huh? What? I missed…
Can’t leave Earth
without a dropkick on her!
But until then,
let’s all have fun together!
Yeah!
I'm dying!
The "summer" is too hot.
-Endure it.
-No can do.
-Endure--
-No can do!
-We are aliens and we come in peace.
-You're a devil.
Why don't you have one of those
wind machines in here?
An air conditioner?
We can't afford that.
I bet I could get Medusa
to buy us one.
Don't bother.
Just live with the fan.
This lukewarm air
is not gonna cut it!
We would have an air conditioner
if we weren't with Flex Comix.
Huh?
The bigger publishers
take good care of their talents.
I'm totally lost!
I'm out! Gonna go cool down
at an electronics shop in Akiba.
This...
is hell...
It's so hot!
And humid on top of that!
Discomfort index is 100,
no, more like 2020!
I can't believe they're hosting
the Olympics here.
It's such a scam.
"Omotenashi," my ass!
What's with the dissing?
You're gonna get roasted for that.
Shut up. I'll just give up, then.
Fine, I'll make it cooler for you.
Really?
W-What's this?
A punishment.
It's also much cooler now, right?
I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.
It's cooler all right...
It's freezing.
It's freezing... I'm so cold...
Well, that's good isn't it, Jashin-chan?
I won't stand for this!
Yurine, you're out of your mind.
Then don't act like a brat.
If it's come to this,
I better summon "it" from hell.
"It"?
Who is this?
Kori-chan, an Ice Devil.
Kori-chan?
Funny-looking face.
Kori-chan can cool a room
just by being there.
-Whoa, it really is cooler in here.
-And check this out!
Instant shaved ice.
Impressive.
So, which flavor?
Which?
Strawberry or lemon?
Then lemon--
Kori-chan's blood
is strawberry
-and her urine is lemon flavor!
-I'll take strawberry.
It really is strawberry syrup.
I eat hot foods in the summer
to intensify the heat!
Ah! It burns!
A cool room and shaved ice.
So convenient.
Very much so.
But it doesn't just end there.
Kori-chan, do that thing you do.
You don't want to right now?
Who do you think you are?
A low-class devil like you
must obey me.
Just do what I asked. Now!
Easy there, Jashin-chan.
-Snow...?
-Are you impressed or what?
Low-class devils only exist
to entertain us!
You must be honored
to serve a high-class devil like me.
The snow's getting heavy.
Kori-chan, you can stop now.
That's enough!
Stop right now, damn it!
Don't push your luck.
I'm done with you, so go home!
Jashin-chan, watch your mouth.
You're being cruel.
I am not!
This is what you get
for disobeying me!
Jashin-chan Cho--!
Let me explain.
Jashin-chan is relentless to smaller
and weaker low-class devils.
Chop!
Let go.
You froze me.
You stupid brat!
I’m glad you were able to cool off.
Can she regenerate?
How humiliating.
You deserved it.
WHAT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED
"JASHIN-CHAN"
SUZURAN SHOPPING DISTRICT
I'm s-starving.
Angels are immortal, but...
humans are heartless.
It's obvious that I'm not okay.
My Lord.
Humans are completely corrupt now.
Final judgment day
might be coming in the near future.
An a-angel?
Pekola, are you okay?
The witch...
Enter Bondy from the back
of Kanda Used Bookstore.
Never enter from the bookstore.
The potato's tasty.
But, why do they serve potatoes
at a curry shop?
Eat or talk, just choose one.
Why do they serve potatoes?
Who knows?
Thank you for waiting.
Dig in, curry's best
when it's still hot.
Thank you.
Delicious.
May I have another serving?
Sure, I'll take it from
Jashin-chan's food budget.
One more, please!
Right away.
It's not angel-like of you
to wander around starving.
It's very human.
Without my halo,
I'm no different
than a feeble human.
With my halo,
I can work miracles.
Transforming rock into bread,
water into wine.
Excuse me, I'm looking for someone.
Do you know if Jashin-chan
lives around here?
Jashin-chan?
I was sent by my mother from hell
to search for Jashin-chan.
JINBOCHO POLICE
Why don't you stay with us
for about three days?
Yeah, you're suspicious.
-But, Jashin-chan--
-Sure, sure.
Did you eat enough?
Yup, thank you so--
Thanking a witch
means I'm betraying God!
But, she treated me
and I even got seconds!
-I've been sinning all this time!
-May I have another serving?
You talk to yourself too much.
But it's true,
the witch saved my life.
Yurine Hanazono.
I've no choice but to thank you.
But, I still haven't given up
on eliminating you and the devils.
Just wait. When I find my halo,
and get my powers back,
I'll eliminate you all!
I hope you find your halo soon.
Idiot, weren't you listening
to what I just said?
I get so confused when I'm with you.
I'm going home!
Bless her heart.
My Lord, what should I do?
Should I consider her my neighbor,
even though she’s a witch?
This world is full
of contradictions!
My Lord,
why did they serve potatoes?
Jashin-chan?
100% BEEF
We're here!
Jashin-chan?
She invited us
and she's not even here.
Maybe...
She's in here.
Nope.
I usually find her hiding
in here.
I'm right here!
Trumped you there!
Medusa's like,
"I usually find her hiding
in here."
Dumbass!
Why would I hide in the same place
over and over again? Idiot.
I-I'll check under the floors
next time.
But, why were you hiding at all?
Good question! Let me tell you...
I know! You were testing to see
if it was a good place to hide
for when you go for
a surprise attack on Yurine!
Oh?
How'd you know?
Save yourself the effort.
You'll fail again.
-Hey, Minos.
-Yeah?
Convince her to give up
on killing Yurine.
No! I'll never give up!
Off you go. The experiment's over.
Out you go.
Any minute now...
I'm back.
I'm hungry. The trident was on sale
today for half off so I bought it.
-Looks like she's not even here.
-What? A trident?
There!
That's a good place
to store it for now.
Why would you stab
a trident through the floor?
She seems clueless.
But who knows.
She might already know
I'm in here.
Let me check.
All right. She really doesn't know.
I'll throw this at her
just for fun.
Ouch.
An avocado...?
I'll eat it later.
She's clueless!
She's gonna eat it later?
What an idiot.
At this rate,
I could probably go for it...
I'll sneak up behind her
and use this.
This is the end.
Goodbye, Yurine!
YURINE
H-Hey there.
I see what's going on.
I didn't expect to be able to test out
the trident so soon.
T-Trident happy?
Let's "try."
Well, I knew that was coming.
I did my part, I warned her.
What is that?
A tomahawk, it was 80 percent off
at the weapon shop.
Hello, Jashin-chan?
Medusa? Come here now!
-W-Why?
-I'll tell you later!
Jashin-chan?
Excuse me!
Your voice is adorable!
You sound exactly like Miyutan!
What's with this bag?
N-No! Not my face!
Don't worry! With a cute voice
like yours,
you'll look cute
even if you're not all that!
That's why I told you to stop.
I gotta get to Jashin-chan now!
Here you go.
Thank you.
Tokyo's a dense city.
I wouldn't worry about
fossilizing one guy.
Anyway, why isn't she here
when she invited you?
Jashin-chan has no respect.
I'm pretty used to it.
Delicious.
What do you mean?
Does she always treat
you this bad?
What? Oh no, not really.
Really?
So, was she always like this?
Well, let's see...
When we attended Hell Elementary...
Jashin-chan acted out
and knocked down a statue
in the courtyard.
Who broke the gargoyle statue?
She hasn't changed a bit.
But, when Jashin-chan was bullying
a weak devil...
Dumb goblin, you can't
score higher than me!
Stop it, Jashin-chan!
You're dumb and stupid!
What did my son do to you?
I said no, but Medusa forced me!
No, I didn't!
Good times.
What part?
Oh, yeah, when she fell in a trap...
All right.
-See ya!
-Wait! Don't leave me in here!
They finally found me
after three days.
Another time...
-Do anything to her but let me go.
-No!
Those were the days.
-Another time!
-Enough.
You've gone through too much.
Really?
I guess as devils,
it doesn't matter if you're mean
and cunning.
Hey there! I'm a meanie!
Why are you still her friend
even though she betrays you all the time?
Are you an "M"?
In any case, Jashin-chan's
still trash.
Actually, she can be pretty cute
at times.
Whenever she's in trouble,
she relies on me the most!
UNDERWORLD
It's just a devilish perspective!
Damn it!
Medusa!
Wait for me!
Don't abandon me!
You're the only one
I could count on!
Forgive me for everything
I've done to you.
I know you like me, Medusa!
When I see her so vulnerable...
She makes me think
she can't live without me,
that I need to be there for her.
Careful, don't let any losers
take advantage of you.
O-Okay, I'll be careful.
I'm back!
She's home.
Don't go out when you invite
Medusa over.
She doesn't mind.
Medusa's lower in class
so I make her wait.
Welcome back, Jashin-chan.
Why did you call me?
This is all the money I have.
10,000 YEN
-Idiot! Not in front of Yurine.
-S-Sorry.
I never asked you for money.
But, if you say so,
I'll happily accept the cash.
Then what did you want me for?
If it's illegal in hell,
I can't help you.
We'll handle that later.
I called you for this today.
I won you this at an arcade
in Ikebukuro.
You said it was cute last time.
The panda human doll.
Jashin-chan, you remembered!
I won it using your money, Medusa.
Here you go.
Thanks so much, Jashin-chan!
Don't hug me!
Who do you think you are?
I only did it
because it benefits me.
It means nothing more than that.
But, I'm still happy!
Stop it! Don't hug me!
It looks like a happy ending.
But, it's all doomed.
This looks familiar.
Medusa!
I've seen this before.
Dropkick on her! Yeah her!
I’ll take you down again!
Hate you!
Love doesn’t exist in this world
Fear the dropkick!
An Angel looks for her halo
As she starves to death!
It’s a love and hate relationship,
can’t leave each other alone
Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star!
Slowly, slowly, sneak up and DIE!
Test my heart, don’t stop
Let’s go! Dream on! No matter human, angel or devil
We’re a happy family La la la
Let me say, I love you!!
When all is said and done
I’m home! Welcome back, it’s hot pot tonight!
Come, gather everyone! Let’s enjoy this meal!
For another crazy tomorrow
What next? What next? In the end, Wakeup!
Winter has come.
The streets are filled with Christmas spirit.
Away from the bustle of the city,
a poor girl cries.
Dropkick on My Devil!
We'll camel clutch your heart in the next episode too!
without a dropkick on her!
Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas
-She summoned me, the evil god.
-Evil god!
I gotta kill her or else
What?
I can’t go back to Hell!
Sister...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw!
If you go too far,
I’ll slice you up completely!
Your halo!
Must get it back!
Never miss a chance
Hey, seriously?
To attack her from behind!
You’re so mean.
I’ll never give up.
Yurine, you’re off your guard!
Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!
Huh? What? I missed…
Can’t leave Earth
without a dropkick on her!
But until then,
let’s all have fun together!
Yeah!
I'm dying!
The "summer" is too hot.
-Endure it.
-No can do.
-Endure--
-No can do!
-We are aliens and we come in peace.
-You're a devil.
Why don't you have one of those
wind machines in here?
An air conditioner?
We can't afford that.
I bet I could get Medusa
to buy us one.
Don't bother.
Just live with the fan.
This lukewarm air
is not gonna cut it!
We would have an air conditioner
if we weren't with Flex Comix.
Huh?
The bigger publishers
take good care of their talents.
I'm totally lost!
I'm out! Gonna go cool down
at an electronics shop in Akiba.
This...
is hell...
It's so hot!
And humid on top of that!
Discomfort index is 100,
no, more like 2020!
I can't believe they're hosting
the Olympics here.
It's such a scam.
"Omotenashi," my ass!
What's with the dissing?
You're gonna get roasted for that.
Shut up. I'll just give up, then.
Fine, I'll make it cooler for you.
Really?
W-What's this?
A punishment.
It's also much cooler now, right?
I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.
It's cooler all right...
It's freezing.
It's freezing... I'm so cold...
Well, that's good isn't it, Jashin-chan?
I won't stand for this!
Yurine, you're out of your mind.
Then don't act like a brat.
If it's come to this,
I better summon "it" from hell.
"It"?
Who is this?
Kori-chan, an Ice Devil.
Kori-chan?
Funny-looking face.
Kori-chan can cool a room
just by being there.
-Whoa, it really is cooler in here.
-And check this out!
Instant shaved ice.
Impressive.
So, which flavor?
Which?
Strawberry or lemon?
Then lemon--
Kori-chan's blood
is strawberry
-and her urine is lemon flavor!
-I'll take strawberry.
It really is strawberry syrup.
I eat hot foods in the summer
to intensify the heat!
Ah! It burns!
A cool room and shaved ice.
So convenient.
Very much so.
But it doesn't just end there.
Kori-chan, do that thing you do.
You don't want to right now?
Who do you think you are?
A low-class devil like you
must obey me.
Just do what I asked. Now!
Easy there, Jashin-chan.
-Snow...?
-Are you impressed or what?
Low-class devils only exist
to entertain us!
You must be honored
to serve a high-class devil like me.
The snow's getting heavy.
Kori-chan, you can stop now.
That's enough!
Stop right now, damn it!
Don't push your luck.
I'm done with you, so go home!
Jashin-chan, watch your mouth.
You're being cruel.
I am not!
This is what you get
for disobeying me!
Jashin-chan Cho--!
Let me explain.
Jashin-chan is relentless to smaller
and weaker low-class devils.
Chop!
Let go.
You froze me.
You stupid brat!
I’m glad you were able to cool off.
Can she regenerate?
How humiliating.
You deserved it.
WHAT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED
"JASHIN-CHAN"
SUZURAN SHOPPING DISTRICT
I'm s-starving.
Angels are immortal, but...
humans are heartless.
It's obvious that I'm not okay.
My Lord.
Humans are completely corrupt now.
Final judgment day
might be coming in the near future.
An a-angel?
Pekola, are you okay?
The witch...
Enter Bondy from the back
of Kanda Used Bookstore.
Never enter from the bookstore.
The potato's tasty.
But, why do they serve potatoes
at a curry shop?
Eat or talk, just choose one.
Why do they serve potatoes?
Who knows?
Thank you for waiting.
Dig in, curry's best
when it's still hot.
Thank you.
Delicious.
May I have another serving?
Sure, I'll take it from
Jashin-chan's food budget.
One more, please!
Right away.
It's not angel-like of you
to wander around starving.
It's very human.
Without my halo,
I'm no different
than a feeble human.
With my halo,
I can work miracles.
Transforming rock into bread,
water into wine.
Excuse me, I'm looking for someone.
Do you know if Jashin-chan
lives around here?
Jashin-chan?
I was sent by my mother from hell
to search for Jashin-chan.
JINBOCHO POLICE
Why don't you stay with us
for about three days?
Yeah, you're suspicious.
-But, Jashin-chan--
-Sure, sure.
Did you eat enough?
Yup, thank you so--
Thanking a witch
means I'm betraying God!
But, she treated me
and I even got seconds!
-I've been sinning all this time!
-May I have another serving?
You talk to yourself too much.
But it's true,
the witch saved my life.
Yurine Hanazono.
I've no choice but to thank you.
But, I still haven't given up
on eliminating you and the devils.
Just wait. When I find my halo,
and get my powers back,
I'll eliminate you all!
I hope you find your halo soon.
Idiot, weren't you listening
to what I just said?
I get so confused when I'm with you.
I'm going home!
Bless her heart.
My Lord, what should I do?
Should I consider her my neighbor,
even though she’s a witch?
This world is full
of contradictions!
My Lord,
why did they serve potatoes?
Jashin-chan?
100% BEEF
We're here!
Jashin-chan?
She invited us
and she's not even here.
Maybe...
She's in here.
Nope.
I usually find her hiding
in here.
I'm right here!
Trumped you there!
Medusa's like,
"I usually find her hiding
in here."
Dumbass!
Why would I hide in the same place
over and over again? Idiot.
I-I'll check under the floors
next time.
But, why were you hiding at all?
Good question! Let me tell you...
I know! You were testing to see
if it was a good place to hide
for when you go for
a surprise attack on Yurine!
Oh?
How'd you know?
Save yourself the effort.
You'll fail again.
-Hey, Minos.
-Yeah?
Convince her to give up
on killing Yurine.
No! I'll never give up!
Off you go. The experiment's over.
Out you go.
Any minute now...
I'm back.
I'm hungry. The trident was on sale
today for half off so I bought it.
-Looks like she's not even here.
-What? A trident?
There!
That's a good place
to store it for now.
Why would you stab
a trident through the floor?
She seems clueless.
But who knows.
She might already know
I'm in here.
Let me check.
All right. She really doesn't know.
I'll throw this at her
just for fun.
Ouch.
An avocado...?
I'll eat it later.
She's clueless!
She's gonna eat it later?
What an idiot.
At this rate,
I could probably go for it...
I'll sneak up behind her
and use this.
This is the end.
Goodbye, Yurine!
YURINE
H-Hey there.
I see what's going on.
I didn't expect to be able to test out
the trident so soon.
T-Trident happy?
Let's "try."
Well, I knew that was coming.
I did my part, I warned her.
What is that?
A tomahawk, it was 80 percent off
at the weapon shop.
Hello, Jashin-chan?
Medusa? Come here now!
-W-Why?
-I'll tell you later!
Jashin-chan?
Excuse me!
Your voice is adorable!
You sound exactly like Miyutan!
What's with this bag?
N-No! Not my face!
Don't worry! With a cute voice
like yours,
you'll look cute
even if you're not all that!
That's why I told you to stop.
I gotta get to Jashin-chan now!
Here you go.
Thank you.
Tokyo's a dense city.
I wouldn't worry about
fossilizing one guy.
Anyway, why isn't she here
when she invited you?
Jashin-chan has no respect.
I'm pretty used to it.
Delicious.
What do you mean?
Does she always treat
you this bad?
What? Oh no, not really.
Really?
So, was she always like this?
Well, let's see...
When we attended Hell Elementary...
Jashin-chan acted out
and knocked down a statue
in the courtyard.
Who broke the gargoyle statue?
She hasn't changed a bit.
But, when Jashin-chan was bullying
a weak devil...
Dumb goblin, you can't
score higher than me!
Stop it, Jashin-chan!
You're dumb and stupid!
What did my son do to you?
I said no, but Medusa forced me!
No, I didn't!
Good times.
What part?
Oh, yeah, when she fell in a trap...
All right.
-See ya!
-Wait! Don't leave me in here!
They finally found me
after three days.
Another time...
-Do anything to her but let me go.
-No!
Those were the days.
-Another time!
-Enough.
You've gone through too much.
Really?
I guess as devils,
it doesn't matter if you're mean
and cunning.
Hey there! I'm a meanie!
Why are you still her friend
even though she betrays you all the time?
Are you an "M"?
In any case, Jashin-chan's
still trash.
Actually, she can be pretty cute
at times.
Whenever she's in trouble,
she relies on me the most!
UNDERWORLD
It's just a devilish perspective!
Damn it!
Medusa!
Wait for me!
Don't abandon me!
You're the only one
I could count on!
Forgive me for everything
I've done to you.
I know you like me, Medusa!
When I see her so vulnerable...
She makes me think
she can't live without me,
that I need to be there for her.
Careful, don't let any losers
take advantage of you.
O-Okay, I'll be careful.
I'm back!
She's home.
Don't go out when you invite
Medusa over.
She doesn't mind.
Medusa's lower in class
so I make her wait.
Welcome back, Jashin-chan.
Why did you call me?
This is all the money I have.
10,000 YEN
-Idiot! Not in front of Yurine.
-S-Sorry.
I never asked you for money.
But, if you say so,
I'll happily accept the cash.
Then what did you want me for?
If it's illegal in hell,
I can't help you.
We'll handle that later.
I called you for this today.
I won you this at an arcade
in Ikebukuro.
You said it was cute last time.
The panda human doll.
Jashin-chan, you remembered!
I won it using your money, Medusa.
Here you go.
Thanks so much, Jashin-chan!
Don't hug me!
Who do you think you are?
I only did it
because it benefits me.
It means nothing more than that.
But, I'm still happy!
Stop it! Don't hug me!
It looks like a happy ending.
But, it's all doomed.
This looks familiar.
Medusa!
I've seen this before.
Dropkick on her! Yeah her!
I’ll take you down again!
Hate you!
Love doesn’t exist in this world
Fear the dropkick!
An Angel looks for her halo
As she starves to death!
It’s a love and hate relationship,
can’t leave each other alone
Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star!
Slowly, slowly, sneak up and DIE!
Test my heart, don’t stop
Let’s go! Dream on! No matter human, angel or devil
We’re a happy family La la la
Let me say, I love you!!
When all is said and done
I’m home! Welcome back, it’s hot pot tonight!
Come, gather everyone! Let’s enjoy this meal!
For another crazy tomorrow
What next? What next? In the end, Wakeup!
Winter has come.
The streets are filled with Christmas spirit.
Away from the bustle of the city,
a poor girl cries.
Dropkick on My Devil!
We'll camel clutch your heart in the next episode too!