Jashin-chan Dropkick (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Yokoshima Kyouto no Tsudoi - full transcript

The principles of a devil summoning.

A devil summoned by sorcery

must be sent back by sorcery.

The human summoner becomes
the devil's master.

As long as the summoner lives,

the devil is bound
to the human world.

-Got a package for ya!
-Thank you.

-I-It was just a dream.
-Please sign here.

-A dream? No, more like...
-Thanks, have a great day!

-It's wrong to lie.
-You too.

Won’t leave



without a dropkick on her!

Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas

-She summoned me, the evil god.
-Evil god!

I gotta kill her or else
What?

I can’t go back to Hell!
Sister...

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw!

If you go too far,

I’ll slice you up completely!

Your halo!
Must get it back!

Never miss a chance
Hey, seriously?

To attack her from behind!
You’re so mean.

I’ll never give up.

Yurine, you’re off your guard!

Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!



Huh? What? I missed…

Can’t leave Earth

without a dropkick on her!

But until then,

let’s all have fun together!
Yeah!

Tokyo, the big city.

In the corner of this world,

another day of bittersweet drama

is about to unfold.

Let the hot pot party begin!

You're all in for a treat!
It's grade A beef!

It's not like you bought it.

D-Don't sweat the details.

Let's get started!

After heating up the pot,
we grease it with beef tallow.

Then, we'll grill the green onions!

Work up that appetite!

Smells delicious!

It smells wonderful!

We'll take them out once they brown
so we can grill the meat.

Please, God, forgive me.

Forgive me for attending
a witch's Sabbath when I'm an angel.

Yurine Hanazono, you kidnapped me
when I was starving.

What are you scheming?

No matter how hungry I am,

I can't face God after this!

Make sure both sides are cooked.

Meat, meat, I love meat!

Once it's fully cooked,
it's time for...

Jashin-chan's special stock!

We'll pour this right in!

U-Unbelievable.

Today's stock is especially divine!

I must be a genius!

Now we put in the veggies,

cook them until brown,
and it's done!

-I'm jealous, Yurine.
-Let me help you.

You have generous relatives who send
you quality meat.

It's not a regular thing.

That's right!

-We rarely have meat in hot pots.
-Huh?

It's usually full of veggies.

NO MEAT

Guess I was lucky today.

Why don't you get your relatives
to send us some meat in return?

Because that'll make us cannibals.

Ah, the hot pot's almost ready.

Looks delicious.

Here, Pekola, here's your egg.

-Thanks.
-Now dig in!

Let's eat!

I've no choice.

I'm starving.

-God will forgive me.
-Delicious!

It just melts in my mouth!

It's all right.

Pekola! What are you doing here?

This is a devil's dinner.

Coming from Heaven,

you're forbidden to eat with us,
aren't you?

Wait, Pekola's an angel?

-Seriously?
-But you invited me.

-Hey! Come by tonight for hot pot!
-Hot pot?

Jashin-chan...

You fool.

W-Who are you calling a fool?

She's the one who lost her halo
and can't go back to Heaven!

T-That's...

Enough already.

Shut up! Not another word!

-Jashin-chan...
-What?

-Let's just enjoy our meal.
-But!

Do not ruin this meal.

-Got it?
-Yes, ma'am.

Just kidding! Forget everything.
Let's enjoy our meal.

W-What's wrong with you?

Here! Let me make your plate
for you!

-We're best friends!
-Jashin-chan...

Such a handful.

Here ya go, fallen angel.

VEGGIES

Not one slice of meat...

Can't go wrong
with Wagyu beef, right?

May I get some meat too?

Rule number one.

Finish everything in your bowl
before you go for seconds.

My house, my rules.

Oh, it's out of this world!

So tender and juicy...

And I'm an angel,
not a fallen angel...

-Delicious!
-The veggies are good, but...

-Scrumptious!
-They're good, but...

The meat...

Cow...horse...

Finally...

Bok choy sure does fill you up.

-It's time--
-You finished, Pekola!

Let me get that for you!

Here ya go, fallen angel.

Bon appétit.

Jashin-chan, cut the bullying!

You're such a child.

See what I mean?

Here, Pekola, say, "Ah."

How is it?

Delicious.

I'm so glad.

A-An angel.

So who exactly is the angel here?

Here, Pekola, have some more meat.

Don't worry about the rules.

There.

Damn it!
You're all spoiling her rotten!

Medusa, Minos, you're both devils!
Why are you taking the angel's side?

Ignore her.

Y-Yurine...

If you're gonna play it like that...

I'll just have to eat all the meat!

-The meat...
-Hey...

Don't do it...

All done!

J-J-Jashin-chan!

-The meat...
-How could you?

It used to be

a hot pot full of meat.

Our lovely meal...

Jashin-chan...

How will you pay for this?

You won't get away with this.

What? You wanna try me? Huh?

I-I'll go buy more meat!

There's not enough meat, you see?

I'll end you first!

I'm stuck here thanks to you.
All that resentment

caused by you summoning me
is gonna end you right now!

Jashin-chan Dropkick!

The first episode
is also the season finale!

Enjoy the rest as highlights!

Damn you, reptile.

Damn it! No! No! No!

How about some freshly sliced snake?

There's plenty.

I'll go buy more meat.

Too late now.

-Wonder if it's any good?
-Yurine Hanazono.

Never mess with her.

Snake meat!
It's actually pretty good!

-What's the password?
-Huh?

-Um...
-Rhymes with Hannibal...

Cannibal.

You may enter!

Don't scare me!
Jashin-chan, you're too paranoid.

Never underestimate the human world.

Jashin-chan,
I've been thinking these days...

What about?

-This....
-No way!

You really got it for me!

Huh?

Jashin-chan.

-You're up to no good, right?
-Yup.

Idiot.
What the hell do you think this is?

You can't have it!

-I saw the news.
-The criminal escaped.

According to police investigation,

the weapon used...

The weapon...

Surprise, surprise!

This weapon often gets
featured in crime reports.

A crowbar!

I figured it out.

As I slept and ate all day,

woke up and watched TV all day,

I noticed how the crowbar

would get featured on TV
almost daily!

That's right! It's because
it's the best weapon to use to kill a human!

Yurine's dead meat!

Stop Jashin-chan!

You'll end up killing Yurine!

-Uh, that's the point.
-What?

I'm gonna kill her with one strike!

Ouch! Stop! Forgive me, please!

No way! I'll never forgive you!

ONE STRIKE...?

Her brains will splatter
all over the place!

This is too good.

Plus, the crowbar was purchased
by Medusa.

I'll be innocent,
and didn't pay a penny for it.

It's the perfect crime!

You're like the devil, Jashin-chan!

Last I checked, I am the devil!

Dear God, please give her
divine punishment.

Nice try, but you're a devil too!

I'm back.

Welcome home!

W-Welcome back.

Oh, hey, Medusa. How are you?

Doing well, thanks.

That movie you wanted to watch?

Medusa bought it for us!

You must be tired.
Why don't you go wind down?

Really? Thanks so much, Medusa.

N-No problem.

-Here you go.
-Thanks.

Could I go watch it?

Of course! Please do.

Don't mind us.

Holy shit!

Get into it, Yurine.

Because when you're completely
focused on the movie,

I'm gonna bust your brains out!

This is the end.

Good bye, Yurine.
Viewers, it's your lucky day.

You all get to witness human brains

splatter all over the place!

-Gotcha.
-What?

Bam.

-How did she know?
-You said it all out loud.

Long lines, too.

Sound engineer!
It's called internal monologue!

Let's redo this! Cut! Cut!

Who are you talking to?

It was all Medusa!

I resisted
but she threatened me to do it!

Liar! You're unbelievable.

Medusa, you're the liar here!

-You're setting me up!
-I can't watch this.

Jashin-chan.

Need I say more?

D-Damn it.

Now I gotta resort to this.
The ultimate soul-crusher!

Jashin-chan Dropkick!

J-J-J-Jashin-chan?

I can't get up.

My spine's totally crushed.

What the hell is that?

You failed miserably.

So I'm gonna take this opportunity
to treat our viewers

to the slaughter of a devil,
where your insides get exposed

-as you get minced.
-No! Yurine, stop!

No! No!

No!

-You're just gonna turn a blind eye?
-Yup.

That day, this room was scarlet red.

Was it red from

the sun setting in the skyline?

Or the minced meat of Jashin-chan?

I don't know!

Jeez, I know I can regenerate myself
but don't just stand there.

Now.

Will Jashin-chan fully recover
during the commercial break?

I have no idea!

The murder weapon used
was the chainsaw itself.

You're still censored.

Don't worry, it'll come off soon.

The room's gonna be spotless too.

You can count on me!

Okay.

I'm gonna splurge tonight for dinner
so come back soon!

See ya later!

Bye.

The censoring was all fake.

Slurp.

Yurine has no idea
that I'm fully recovered.

TOMATO JUICE

Today's her birthday.

I'm gonna invite everyone
for a wild celebration.

For a surprise party to celebrate
Yurine's death!

Plus, my horoscope says
I've got the best luck today!

SCORPIO

I got Medusa to pick up the cake
and my lucky item for the day.

LUCKY ITEM: STUN GUN

I'm gonna be geared up!

Ah, yeah!
It's gonna be a piece of cake!

Break.

As you requested.

Thanks a lot!

You're always so generous
with your money.

Don't do it, Jashin-chan.
Don't commit any more crimes!

Jashin-chan,
planning on killing Yurine again?

You're gonna end up
paying for it anyway.

Don't be ridiculous.
I'm all geared up today.

-See?
-Huh?

And for the record,

I haven't committed
any kind of crime so far.

Since it's been
a consistent failure.

Anyway, let me give you the rundown
of how this is gonna go down.

-I'm back.
-First, clueless Yurine comes home.

-Happy Birthday!
-We distract her with a surprise.

Forgive me, God,
I know I'm an angel, and yet--

Hey! I'm not done here!

We'll distract her.

Then, I come running up
with a present--

Not! It's the stun gun
Medusa picked up for me. Ta-da!

I electrocute her.

And she's paralyzed.

Then, I'll finish her
using the kitchen knife...

By stabbing her in the gut!

The perfect plan.

-What a joke.
-You'll fail again.

No, I won't! My horoscope said so!

-I'm geared up with my lucky item!
-I see.

Yurine... But why...?

You told me to come back soon.

Whoopsie.

Not much of a surprise now, huh?

I'm so sorry.
I haven't even started cooking yet.

-Medusa threatened me to do this!
-What?

Such a manipulator.

Just give up and apologize.

It's a bit too late for that.

Take this, Yurine!

This is your birthday present
from me!

Die!

What?

What the hell?
An electric shaver for beards?

What are you trying to tell me?

Medusa! You traitor!

I just wanted you to stop...

Cut the crap!

You better do the same, or else...

U-Um... Is that...a stun gun?

You're a bit slow to notice.

But my birthday's October 31st.

I'm a Scorpio, just like you.

SCORPIO
OCTOBER 23RD-NOVEMBER 21ST

All right!
Time to finish decorating!

-Yup.
-I'll prepare dinner.

Jashin-chan... Come on.

Need I say more?

No.

Yurine!

Happy Birthday!

Thank you all.

Here's your egg, Yurine.

-Thanks.
-Let me serve the meat for you.

Delicious. I love the seasoning.

Actually, that's all Jashin-chan.

Really?

Hey, is she gonna be okay?

Oh, she'll be fine.
She can regenerate.

-But...
-Don't worry, she'll regenerate.

Hey, Medusa. Help me.

No way!

-Help me.
-No way!

-Minos...
-Never!

Jashin-chan.

Do you repent?

-Are you sure?
-Yes!

Positive?

Yes!

Fine, then.

I'll forgive you.

Dig in, Jashin-chan.

I still can't move.

I'll feed you.

Medusa prepared
such a great meal for us.

Eat the beef tallow.

So this is what they call,
"the Sabbath."

Are we all ready?

Come on. Give us a smile.

I've had enough today.

I had a pretty good time.

You better say that.

I've sacrificed myself--

Now, smile at the camera.

-Ready?
-If Yurine's a Scorpio like me...

Happy Birthday!

What about my birthday party?

Dropkick on her! Yeah her!
I’ll take you down again!

Hate you!
Love doesn’t exist in this world

Fear the dropkick!
An Angel looks for her halo

As she starves to death!

It’s a love and hate relationship,

can’t leave each other alone

Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star!

Slowly, slowly, sneak up and DIE!

Test my heart, don’t stop

Let’s go! Dream on! No matter human, angel or devil

We’re a happy family La la la

Let me say, I love you!!

When all is said and done

I’m home! Welcome back, it’s hot pot tonight!

Come, gather everyone! Let’s enjoy this meal!

For another crazy tomorrow

What next? What next? In the end, Wakeup!

When the summer heat is making you melt,

you hear a knock at the door.

There is a brutal snow woman who came from hell
that makes even our blood cold.

Dropkick on My Devil!
Be prepared to be clotheslined by the next episode too!