Jashin-chan Dropkick (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Episode #1.11 - full transcript

Won't leave

Without a dropkick on her

Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas

-She summoned me, the evil god
-Evil god

-I gotta kill her or else
-What?

-I can't go back to hell
-Sister...

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw

If you go too far

I'll slice you up completely

Your halo
Must get it back

-Never miss a chance
-Hey, seriously?



-To attack her from behind
-You're so mean

I'll never give up

Yurine, you're off your guard!

Now!
Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!

Huh? What? I missed...

Can't leave Earth

Without a dropkick on her

But until then

-Let's all have fun together
-Yeah!

Take this, Yurine!

Here's my grand entrance dropkick
to start off the final episode!

Even though
you'll probably dodge it.

I got her...

That hurt.



An eye for an eye.

I missed.

Oh, well, I forgive you.

Just get dinner ready, okay?

She never misses...

Tonight's dinner
is twice-cooked pork!

The cabbage and pork belly
were a steal today.

Delicious!

You like twice-cooked pork, right?

Yurine?

Yeah, I do.

You make it really good too.

But it seems like your appetite
is shot.

I'm already full.

I'm gonna go lie down for a bit.

She left so much.

Was it the cheap pork belly?

That can't be. I prepared it
so you couldn't even tell.

Yup, it's delicious.

Something's wrong.
Yurine never leaves leftovers.

Yurine, are you okay?

Do you have a fever?

You're burning up!

Where's the thermometer?

102 degrees?

Isn't that really high for humans?

Blankets! Blankets!

Lie down here.
Oh, yeah, water-filled pillows!

Put it under your head!

Time to change into pajamas!

Now we need medicine
to lower her fever...

Which, we don't have.

This should help for now.

Good, now she's rested.

What the hell am I doing?

Why am I taking care of her?

She's the very reason
I can't go back to Hell.

She summoned me without knowing
the return spell.

In order for me to return,
she has to die.

I'm an idiot.

This is my prime opportunity
to kill her while she's weak!

Jashin-chan...

Water...

Not my problem.

Go get it yourself.

She's halfway there.
I might as well leave her to die.

Finally!

My long struggle
is about to come to an end!

Now, why don't I go celebrate
before my victorious return?

Didn't even need to end
her life myself.

Good-bye Yurine.

Living in the human world
wasn't all that bad.

I finally get to go home!

I'll be at the arcade until closing

and eat my last curry
on the way back.

Yurine will have to be dead by then!

We'll...

never meet again...

I'm cold...

What do you guys think?

She looks miserable,
her fever's too high.

She needs to see a doctor now.

Yeah, I'll go get the car.

Jashin-chan, carry her down.

You bet!

Medusa, you get the bill!

Beth, you just stay home!

-By car, did you mean this?
-Yeah!

Trust me, this is the best way
to get around

Jinbocho's narrow streets.

Oh, okay.

Hold on tight!

Obey the speed limit, Minos!

Go, go, go!

She took her meds.

She'll recover now.

The doctor said
she'll be better in a couple days.

What a relief.

Never expected you'd save Yurine,
Jashin-chan.

See? I told you.

Jashin-chan's generous at heart.

Shut up! I'm the devil,
I'll knock you out!

If something happened to Yurine
because of my neglect,

you guys would've shunned me.

I do want to go home.

But...

I don't want to lose
you guys either.

Yeah, right.

You were genuinely concerned
for Yurine.

One more word
and I'll turn you into steak!

You better not get all cocky either,
Medusa.

-All I want is your money, not you!
-Sure, sure.

Damn it, you better listen!

Hey, quiet down.
You're gonna wake Yurine.

-Oh, yeah.
-I'm sorry.

We're out of here.
Take good care of her, okay?

Thanks for your help.

Now...

Let's practice good bedside manners.

I'll stand by her pillow
and look out for her until dawn.

I'll sing her a lullaby too.

The bookstore we went to
Together that day

Turned into a convenience store
Before we knew it

That curry shop where I got stood up

Still serves baked potato
With their curry

You're just an insignificant bug

And I'm your freeloader

We share a 100-square-foot room

That's completely crammed with books

You seemed to be really happy

But I was always paranoid
About the floors falling through

Jinbocho

What a life we lived

Jinbocho

Those youthful days are now

Long gone

What's with that song?

Sorry I woke you.

It's a song I wrote myself.

"Jinbocho Elegy."

There are six verses to it!

Who do you think you are?

What? It's quite the masterpiece,
isn't it?

You woke me up.

Don't be a dick!

By the sixth verse
of "Jinbocho Elegy,"

we fly away together on a balloon
out into the universe.

Now I'm intrigued.

Then let's continue!

Please don't.

Jashin-chan...

Thank you.

Minos took you to the hospital
and Medusa took care of the bill.

So thank them.

I didn't care that you were sick
at all.

I'm hungry all of a sudden.

Make me something.

You're so dependent on me.

Why don't I make some gruel
with ginger to blast that cold away?

Wait, she has an appetite!
She's recovering quick!

Shit. She's gonna retaliate
against me.

I'm not doing anything.

Cool.

Drink, but do not drink away
your reason.

Catch a cold, but do not--

Hey, Yurine.

Do you know about the Ryounkaku?

Ryounkaku?

My friend in Hell is telling me
to go see the Ryounkaku in Asakusa.

It's a big, tall building
and a great tourist attraction.

Sounds familiar.

You're talking about this.

The Ryounkaku.

The first building to have
electric elevators in Japan.

It was demolished due to damages
from the Great Kanto earthquake.

What a shame.

Now that I think about it,

she did mention she visited
the human world 100 years ago.

Could you keep it down?

Go to Oshiage instead.

I already did with Medusa.

What? I've never been.

I've never been!

Me neither.

We tend to overlook
local touristy things, right?

It's true. Believe it or not,

-I've never been to the Tokyo Tower.
-See?

Well, aren't you such
a Tokyo devil now?

But that's too bad
about the Ryounkaku.

I was 100 years too late.

I envy you guys.

You guys easily live past 100 years.

If I could live thousands of years
like you guys,

I could witness more
historically-significant events.

Help me...

Humans are limited to witnessing
only 70 to 80 years of history.

I know I'll be gone in 100 years.

If peace continues
to thrive in the world,

I'd like to live
a couple hundred years

to witness the transformation.

You guys are able to do that.

I guess so.

It seems like nothing to us,
but it's a big deal for humans.

I'm curious about the future
of this world too.

Sure, humans live a short time
but their legacy gets passed on

and that's what shapes
the present world, right?

That's fascinating!

Your life is short but meaningful.

Makes living thousands of years
look lazy.

That's why I like
and respect humans.

Sure, humans are destructive,
but beyond that,

they have the power to imagine
many great things.

I still despise humans.

Jashin-chan!

But, I do like the human world.

Lots of fun things to do.

Lots of delicious food to eat!

It all comes down to that, huh?

I got hungry just thinking that.

Jeez.

Let's go eat!

Medusa, how about
expensive yakiniku? What do you say?

-I can't say no to you.
-Score!

Don't be a mooch.
I'll pitch in too, Medusa.

Hey, I wanna join you guys too!

-Don't be a mooch, Minos.
-Look who's talking!

Shut up! You want my dropkick?

I'll attack you back, no problem.

Don't make a scene
at the restaurant, please.

Flower viewing? I'm not going.

Why not?

I'm an angel. I refuse to picnic
amongst you devils.

Don't be a downer,
aren't we friends?

No, since when?

We prepared food for you too.

Food...?

What kind of food?

Let's see...

We've got yakitori,
sushi and sandwiches.

This is a prime spot.

How long have you
been claiming this spot?

Why aren't you answering?

Oh, hey.

Jashin-chan was here for 66 hours.

Sixty-six hours?

She was punished for hiding
a half-eaten sandwich in my desk.

Saving it for later!

I banned her from having
the smartphone,

games, and books for 66 hours.

You're relentless.

Cheers!

Cheers.

Drinks under the cherry blossoms,
how elegant. I love Japan!

You're such a tourist, Minos.

Hey, you guys!

You're too young to drink!

Oh, it's Orochimaru!

We must be destined for each other.

Stop! Don't do this to me!

Besides Yurine, the fallen angel
and devils here are all of age!

I'm not a fallen angel.

I'm at least a hundred times older
than you, Mei.

You called me Mei!

We're getting so intimate!

Let's recognize this day
as "Mei Orochimaru Day" forever!

Let's celebrate with a drink!

Aren't you on the clock?

It's fine, this job
isn't too serious.

There's a dead body buried
under the cherry blossom tree.

May they rest in peace.

I don't really want to do this job.

I chose it for its stability

but I end up getting scorned
every day.

She's such a downer.

Go and abandon her somewhere.

Now!

Why don't we go for a walk?

That sounds so tough.

You must be so stressed.

All right, it's time to party!

How about some meat buns?

That sounds great!

-I'd like some!
-Of course.

-Oh, hey, Noel.
-Damn it, not again.

Isn't that Poporon?

Pekola too?

Is she your friend, Pekola?

Damn it, Noel. So you are Poporon!

Hey, Noel,
it's time for your break.

Boss.

-Hey there, Yurine.
-Hello.

Noel's a good girl.
Hope you guys get along.

A good girl?

-Why don't you join us?
-You're Pekola's friend, right?

Right?

None of your business.

Poporon, don't be so rude.

Shut up!

How could you befriend
humans and devils?

Stop being an ass!

I'll set you straight.
Let's go outside!

We are outside!

Quit it, Jashin-chan.

Sorry for pressuring you.

Maybe next time.

Goodbye.

Damn it, Noel!

She's a thorny one.

She used to be my subordinate.

But she is a bit corrupt
for an angel.

She wasn't like that before.

Who cares?

Let's drink and sing it away!

Cherry blossoms, cherry blossoms

In fields, mountains, and villages

As far as you can go

Is it mist or clouds?

Jeez, what a joke.

Yeah!

And then, and then...

They all bully and call me
the strange girl.

That's so mean.

They must've forgotten about me
by now...

MEI OROCHIMARU DAY

I'm feeling the withdrawals
of zero recent devil activity.

How about bread for lunch?

I'm in the mood for a rice dish.

Really? It's about time
you craved bread.

Well, I don't.

-I want--
-No.

You look like you want bread.

-Yes.
-See?

It seemed like you could kill
for some bread.

I love the smell of a bakery.

The pleasant smell of yeast.

This fresh bread looks great.

Delicious!
Maybe I should get that one.

But this one looks good too.

Did you just...?

It said "Please help yourself."

What kind of person
hogs all the samples?

But I'm not a person.

I'm a devil.

I'll take some bread
and tear it into pieces...

Stab it with some toothpicks...

Voila, just like new!

You think you're so clever!

You just tore apart
a perfect piece of bread!

You'd better apologize
and pay for it.

Yes, ma'am.

I'll switch the ham roll's label
with the choco-cornet's!

That'll stump everyone.
They'll look so dumb!

Why are you so mischievous today?

Maybe you just don't notice
that I'm mischievous every day?

Blame my devilish instincts!
I get an itch to be bad at times.

Medusa and Minos are devils too
and they're not bad at all.

That's their distinct personalities.

You're so full of shit.

My balloon...

Mom, could you get it?

It went way too far up.

-You can redeem yourself.
-How?

Get the balloon for them.

No way.

-I don't help humans.
-What a shame.

Wouldn't it be a piece of cake
for you to get that balloon?

Well, that's totally true.

All right, I'll help.

Flatter a devil to get your way.

There. Here's your balloon, kiddo.

Whoa, what's happening?
How could you hold this thing?

Are you kidding me?

That's Jashin-chan!

I finally found you!
Wait up, Jashin-chan!

Dropkick on her, yeah her
I'll take you down again

Hate you
Love doesn't exist in this world

Fear the dropkick
An angel looks for her halo

As she starves to death

It's a love and hate relationship

Can't leave each other alone

Like a galaxy-bursting shooting star

Slowly, slowly, sneak up and die

Test my heart, don't stop

Let's go, dream on
No matter human, angel or devil

We're a happy family

Let me say, I love you

When all is said and done

I'm home
Welcome back, it's hot pot tonight

Come, gather everyone
Let's enjoy this meal

For another crazy tomorrow

What next? What next?
In the end, wake up

Until we meet again!

Hasta la vista, baby.