Jashin-chan Dropkick (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 12 - Episode #1.12 - full transcript
I'm back.
Hey, everyone.
Hey, how could you abandon me
like that?
But I'm back now!
Behold, the 7.6 billion people
of the world!
Nineteen years late,
but the feared king returns!
You shall look at me
for a glimpse of Angolmois!
This is my latest ultimate
killer technique!
Super, delicious, cosmic, golden,
special reserve, gorgeous,
ultra, hyper-mega,
marvelous, fantastic,
overload, Giga Drill meteor!
No problem, c'est bon,
está bien, everything's all right!
Finally! The ultimate
Jashin-chan dropkick!
My Noel!
Hey, everyone!
Thank you so much!
This can't be!
Sorry, ma'am.
We won't forget again.
Don't worry about it.
Congratulations!
We have a jackpot here!
Here's your prize.
A two-day VIP experience
at a private beach!
Damn it.
END
Beth!
It's time to eat!
Huh?
Did you get bigger...?
I feel like she was smaller
before I went to space.
That means we gotta build you
a bigger house.
I keep forgetting
she's the Beast of Gévaudan.
Forget the house,
we're gonna need a cage.
How the hell am I supposed
to control such a big beast?
I'll end up as her dinner!
I'll get rid of her while I can!
It's been a drag taking you on walks,
feeding you expensive food...
Now's the perfect time.
Goodbye, Beth!
Equally fatal
as my infamous dropkick!
The Royal Copenhagen!
Don't look so innocent
when I'm about to kill you!
She completely trusts me
as her owner.
But I can't afford to wait
any longer.
How could I do that to you?
I've gotten so attached
while taking care of her.
A lordly beast is living,
leashed up,
stripped of freedom.
You're just like me.
I'm sorry, Beth.
What is it?
Quit that! That tickles.
I said stop-- Huh?
She needs to die, now!
I still got my left hand.
Take this!
The Lefty Royal Copenhagen!
No effect at all.
-Hello there.
-Huh?
Yurine!
It's been a while.
Weren't you lonely without me?
You were gone?
I didn't even notice.
What do you mean?
I was gone for three light-years!
You have no idea what I went through
to come back!
I really don't care.
Oh, you dropped this.
Right! Beth is getting bigger
and stronger!
She's becoming a huge threat
to our lives...?
There, there. Good girl.
Don't ignore me.
Now, since you punched Beth
earlier...
In the name of Beth,
I will punish you!
I'm the victim here!
I don't deserve the punishment!
I'll punish you!
I give up. She's completely
lost her mind.
No use talking.
Which do you prefer?
A punch or a kick?
What's your preference?
A punch.
Now, it's dinner time for us too.
I'll fix you up with superglue
so make sure to bring it.
Crazy bitch.
Coming up, the swimsuit edition!
Don't miss it!
Yes!
There's nobody here but us!
Can't believe she won
a free private beach trip for six
in the Suzuran
Shopping District raffle!
Yurine has great luck!
Of course I do.
Smile!
Yay!
Lord, please forgive me.
I've surrendered
to the devil's temptation yet again.
I, Pekola, am a sinful angel.
But who could say no to barbeque?
Look at this beach.
It's been 3000 years since I went
swimming in the Dead Sea.
The Dead Sea is a lake, not an ocean.
-Keep the beach clean, guys.
-Got it!
Oh, yeah.
-Bring back all the trash.
-Got it!
I noticed there's a new devil
in the mix.
-Jashin-chan!
-What?
Your swimsuit is adorable!
It's not adorable, it's strong!
Did you really need to wear that?
Who doesn't wear a swimsuit
to the beach?
We never see eye to eye.
Pekola!
Yes?
Well, that was suspicious.
-Jashin-chan.
-It's nothing.
-What's up?
-What is it?
What are you hiding?
Show us!
No! Please stop.
No need to be shy.
What have you got to lose?
Stop!
Don't be obnoxious.
Tajiri?
Your last name is Tajiri?
Pekola Tajiri, huh?
Hello there.
I'm Persephone II, the devil
who came from hell
to look for Jashin-chan.
Nice to meet you, Ms. Tajiri!
Nice to meet--
No!
I just borrowed this
from a co-worker.
You know I don't have a last name.
Really, Tajiri?
-Got it, Tajiri.
-Tajiri-chan.
Stop calling me Tajiri!
Hey, Pekola.
I just... I just wanted to say
you look cute in a swimsuit too.
Really?
It's true.
You should be punished for it.
It looks too good on you, Pekola.
I'm so cute!
It's so hot!
I can't wear sandals
so the sand feels hot!
Catch me if you can!
Jashin-chan!
You have to warm up first!
Not listening!
Vega pose!
One, two, three, four!
One, two, three, four!
Warm-ups are crucial.
-Yup!
-Yes.
My foot, I mean,
my tail's cramped up!
Looks so fun, I'm so jealous.
But since I can't swim,
I'll make a sand castle.
Scoop, scoop, scoop!
That was a close call.
Ice! Ice!
How about some refreshing
shaved ice?
Hey, it's Yusa and Koji.
-Welcome.
-Yes, yes!
Yes, yes! How about
an exciting French kiss?
Or do you prefer
an unforgettable deep kiss?
Actually, they're the same thing.
I'd like one shaved ice, please!
So cold and refreshing!
Shaved ice is the best!
You want some, Tajiri?
Not until you spin three times
and bark.
Woof.
She really did it!
-Please...?
-Not yet!
Give me a paw.
Jashin-chan.
Are you bullying Pekola?
It's a misunderstanding.
Pekola wanted shaved ice...
Seems like you haven't been
disciplined enough.
Jashin-chan.
You'll get sunburned like that.
Here's a parasol.
But why are you closing it up?
Cut!
-Yay!
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Here.
I'm sorry Jashin-chan bullied you.
Are you sure? Thanks.
I've been dreaming about you.
Cold and delicious!
The brain freeze feels so good!
How's the ice?
Devils...?
Shoot! This shaved ice
was produced by devils.
Does it taste good?
Yes. It's very good.
I'm glad.
Thank you.
What is it?
Hey, Koji.
It's rude to stare like that.
Look who's talking.
I'll change your name
to Tsugumitsu!
Who's that?
Noto's Suzu District
military commander, Tsugumitsu Yusa!
Yusa, Koji! She's an angel!
Don't let your guard down,
she'll kill you!
What was that?
She says you're more of a threat.
What?
-You little brat, Koji Tsugumitsu!
-Quit that.
I'll skin you and rub salt
all over your body.
So cold to the touch, feels good!
Making friends with an angel?
Don't make me laugh!
You guys are idiots!
Dumbasses!
They're all so annoying.
Such idiots.
Is it about time?
What's that?
It's a kraken!
-From Norse mythology?
-Yup!
Jashin-chan!
Medusa!
Hurry up and save me!
Save me from...
What's his name?
How should I know?
Just save me!
Hey, Mr. Kraken!
Could you please let go
of Jashin-chan?
Idiot!
Hey!
-Jashin-chan!
-Something cracked!
If you're hungry, Medusa's
a lot more flavorful than I am.
Take my spot, Medusa!
I'm worth a lot more than you!
Look over there, big guy!
Eat that girl over there!
-Seriously?
-How despicable.
She really is.
Come on, what are you waiting for?
Wait! Don't eat me!
-He ate her.
-Just like that.
Guys!
She's still your friend, right?
I know she's a sleaze,
but we have to save her!
Change of plans.
-We'll have seafood tonight.
-Where did that come from?
That's fine with me.
Me too!
I'll cheer you on!
Let's take care of him, quick!
Devil blow!
-Are you okay?
-Yes.
Kraken!
That armor's cool!
Hand it over!
You can't do that!
-How about next time?
-Promise?
I gotta be dead, right?
Your body melted.
Are you okay?
Does it look like I am?
This is all because Yurine
summoned me here in the first place.
Or else I would've never come
to the beach!
Look at me!
Yurine's to blame for all of this!
I despise you...
I hate you!
-What's happening?
-Jashin-chan?
Give me the answer I desire!
Ancient woman warrior!
Amazon!
-Here?
-Just hurry up and strip!
This thing too!
-Take it all off!
-Oh, no!
Look at me in this awesome armor!
You savage.
Victory's mine! I'll finish her!
Goodbye, Yurine!
You never learn, huh?
Fine, I'll fight you.
Beth!
Beth?
You're gonna end up dead,
just like Yurine!
Beth!
I won't let you get away
with this!
Full Armor
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
The battle
still
continues...
Looks delicious!
What do you wanna eat first?
This smells so good!
It melts in my mouth.
I wanna eat it all.
There we go.
Delicious!
Who knew kraken tasted so good?
Let me try!
Delicious!
Me too, me too!
They know they're eating kraken, right?
Have a bite, Pekola.
There's no way-- I mean,
-I'm quite full--
-Here.
Delicious!
Eat up, Pekola.
Here's another piece.
Yes, please.
I know you're not a lefty.
I can feed myself,
I'm not a baby!
I don't need your help at all,
Yurine.
Mind your own business!
Let's have a peaceful dinner.
Fine. I'll be helped.
Here, say, "Ah."
Really?
Shut up and eat.
It's so good-- Huh?
Didn't realize you were that close
with the witch.
Tajiri!
-They're not close.
-Not at all.
They're intimate!
-Not at all!
-Don't be shy.
Just admit it.
What the hell are you talking about?
Admit it, just admit it.
Just admit it!
Damn it!
You're all gonna regret this later!
Hey, everyone.
Hey, how could you abandon me
like that?
But I'm back now!
Behold, the 7.6 billion people
of the world!
Nineteen years late,
but the feared king returns!
You shall look at me
for a glimpse of Angolmois!
This is my latest ultimate
killer technique!
Super, delicious, cosmic, golden,
special reserve, gorgeous,
ultra, hyper-mega,
marvelous, fantastic,
overload, Giga Drill meteor!
No problem, c'est bon,
está bien, everything's all right!
Finally! The ultimate
Jashin-chan dropkick!
My Noel!
Hey, everyone!
Thank you so much!
This can't be!
Sorry, ma'am.
We won't forget again.
Don't worry about it.
Congratulations!
We have a jackpot here!
Here's your prize.
A two-day VIP experience
at a private beach!
Damn it.
END
Beth!
It's time to eat!
Huh?
Did you get bigger...?
I feel like she was smaller
before I went to space.
That means we gotta build you
a bigger house.
I keep forgetting
she's the Beast of Gévaudan.
Forget the house,
we're gonna need a cage.
How the hell am I supposed
to control such a big beast?
I'll end up as her dinner!
I'll get rid of her while I can!
It's been a drag taking you on walks,
feeding you expensive food...
Now's the perfect time.
Goodbye, Beth!
Equally fatal
as my infamous dropkick!
The Royal Copenhagen!
Don't look so innocent
when I'm about to kill you!
She completely trusts me
as her owner.
But I can't afford to wait
any longer.
How could I do that to you?
I've gotten so attached
while taking care of her.
A lordly beast is living,
leashed up,
stripped of freedom.
You're just like me.
I'm sorry, Beth.
What is it?
Quit that! That tickles.
I said stop-- Huh?
She needs to die, now!
I still got my left hand.
Take this!
The Lefty Royal Copenhagen!
No effect at all.
-Hello there.
-Huh?
Yurine!
It's been a while.
Weren't you lonely without me?
You were gone?
I didn't even notice.
What do you mean?
I was gone for three light-years!
You have no idea what I went through
to come back!
I really don't care.
Oh, you dropped this.
Right! Beth is getting bigger
and stronger!
She's becoming a huge threat
to our lives...?
There, there. Good girl.
Don't ignore me.
Now, since you punched Beth
earlier...
In the name of Beth,
I will punish you!
I'm the victim here!
I don't deserve the punishment!
I'll punish you!
I give up. She's completely
lost her mind.
No use talking.
Which do you prefer?
A punch or a kick?
What's your preference?
A punch.
Now, it's dinner time for us too.
I'll fix you up with superglue
so make sure to bring it.
Crazy bitch.
Coming up, the swimsuit edition!
Don't miss it!
Yes!
There's nobody here but us!
Can't believe she won
a free private beach trip for six
in the Suzuran
Shopping District raffle!
Yurine has great luck!
Of course I do.
Smile!
Yay!
Lord, please forgive me.
I've surrendered
to the devil's temptation yet again.
I, Pekola, am a sinful angel.
But who could say no to barbeque?
Look at this beach.
It's been 3000 years since I went
swimming in the Dead Sea.
The Dead Sea is a lake, not an ocean.
-Keep the beach clean, guys.
-Got it!
Oh, yeah.
-Bring back all the trash.
-Got it!
I noticed there's a new devil
in the mix.
-Jashin-chan!
-What?
Your swimsuit is adorable!
It's not adorable, it's strong!
Did you really need to wear that?
Who doesn't wear a swimsuit
to the beach?
We never see eye to eye.
Pekola!
Yes?
Well, that was suspicious.
-Jashin-chan.
-It's nothing.
-What's up?
-What is it?
What are you hiding?
Show us!
No! Please stop.
No need to be shy.
What have you got to lose?
Stop!
Don't be obnoxious.
Tajiri?
Your last name is Tajiri?
Pekola Tajiri, huh?
Hello there.
I'm Persephone II, the devil
who came from hell
to look for Jashin-chan.
Nice to meet you, Ms. Tajiri!
Nice to meet--
No!
I just borrowed this
from a co-worker.
You know I don't have a last name.
Really, Tajiri?
-Got it, Tajiri.
-Tajiri-chan.
Stop calling me Tajiri!
Hey, Pekola.
I just... I just wanted to say
you look cute in a swimsuit too.
Really?
It's true.
You should be punished for it.
It looks too good on you, Pekola.
I'm so cute!
It's so hot!
I can't wear sandals
so the sand feels hot!
Catch me if you can!
Jashin-chan!
You have to warm up first!
Not listening!
Vega pose!
One, two, three, four!
One, two, three, four!
Warm-ups are crucial.
-Yup!
-Yes.
My foot, I mean,
my tail's cramped up!
Looks so fun, I'm so jealous.
But since I can't swim,
I'll make a sand castle.
Scoop, scoop, scoop!
That was a close call.
Ice! Ice!
How about some refreshing
shaved ice?
Hey, it's Yusa and Koji.
-Welcome.
-Yes, yes!
Yes, yes! How about
an exciting French kiss?
Or do you prefer
an unforgettable deep kiss?
Actually, they're the same thing.
I'd like one shaved ice, please!
So cold and refreshing!
Shaved ice is the best!
You want some, Tajiri?
Not until you spin three times
and bark.
Woof.
She really did it!
-Please...?
-Not yet!
Give me a paw.
Jashin-chan.
Are you bullying Pekola?
It's a misunderstanding.
Pekola wanted shaved ice...
Seems like you haven't been
disciplined enough.
Jashin-chan.
You'll get sunburned like that.
Here's a parasol.
But why are you closing it up?
Cut!
-Yay!
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Here.
I'm sorry Jashin-chan bullied you.
Are you sure? Thanks.
I've been dreaming about you.
Cold and delicious!
The brain freeze feels so good!
How's the ice?
Devils...?
Shoot! This shaved ice
was produced by devils.
Does it taste good?
Yes. It's very good.
I'm glad.
Thank you.
What is it?
Hey, Koji.
It's rude to stare like that.
Look who's talking.
I'll change your name
to Tsugumitsu!
Who's that?
Noto's Suzu District
military commander, Tsugumitsu Yusa!
Yusa, Koji! She's an angel!
Don't let your guard down,
she'll kill you!
What was that?
She says you're more of a threat.
What?
-You little brat, Koji Tsugumitsu!
-Quit that.
I'll skin you and rub salt
all over your body.
So cold to the touch, feels good!
Making friends with an angel?
Don't make me laugh!
You guys are idiots!
Dumbasses!
They're all so annoying.
Such idiots.
Is it about time?
What's that?
It's a kraken!
-From Norse mythology?
-Yup!
Jashin-chan!
Medusa!
Hurry up and save me!
Save me from...
What's his name?
How should I know?
Just save me!
Hey, Mr. Kraken!
Could you please let go
of Jashin-chan?
Idiot!
Hey!
-Jashin-chan!
-Something cracked!
If you're hungry, Medusa's
a lot more flavorful than I am.
Take my spot, Medusa!
I'm worth a lot more than you!
Look over there, big guy!
Eat that girl over there!
-Seriously?
-How despicable.
She really is.
Come on, what are you waiting for?
Wait! Don't eat me!
-He ate her.
-Just like that.
Guys!
She's still your friend, right?
I know she's a sleaze,
but we have to save her!
Change of plans.
-We'll have seafood tonight.
-Where did that come from?
That's fine with me.
Me too!
I'll cheer you on!
Let's take care of him, quick!
Devil blow!
-Are you okay?
-Yes.
Kraken!
That armor's cool!
Hand it over!
You can't do that!
-How about next time?
-Promise?
I gotta be dead, right?
Your body melted.
Are you okay?
Does it look like I am?
This is all because Yurine
summoned me here in the first place.
Or else I would've never come
to the beach!
Look at me!
Yurine's to blame for all of this!
I despise you...
I hate you!
-What's happening?
-Jashin-chan?
Give me the answer I desire!
Ancient woman warrior!
Amazon!
-Here?
-Just hurry up and strip!
This thing too!
-Take it all off!
-Oh, no!
Look at me in this awesome armor!
You savage.
Victory's mine! I'll finish her!
Goodbye, Yurine!
You never learn, huh?
Fine, I'll fight you.
Beth!
Beth?
You're gonna end up dead,
just like Yurine!
Beth!
I won't let you get away
with this!
Full Armor
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
The battle
still
continues...
Looks delicious!
What do you wanna eat first?
This smells so good!
It melts in my mouth.
I wanna eat it all.
There we go.
Delicious!
Who knew kraken tasted so good?
Let me try!
Delicious!
Me too, me too!
They know they're eating kraken, right?
Have a bite, Pekola.
There's no way-- I mean,
-I'm quite full--
-Here.
Delicious!
Eat up, Pekola.
Here's another piece.
Yes, please.
I know you're not a lefty.
I can feed myself,
I'm not a baby!
I don't need your help at all,
Yurine.
Mind your own business!
Let's have a peaceful dinner.
Fine. I'll be helped.
Here, say, "Ah."
Really?
Shut up and eat.
It's so good-- Huh?
Didn't realize you were that close
with the witch.
Tajiri!
-They're not close.
-Not at all.
They're intimate!
-Not at all!
-Don't be shy.
Just admit it.
What the hell are you talking about?
Admit it, just admit it.
Just admit it!
Damn it!
You're all gonna regret this later!