Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 61 - Birds of a Feather - full transcript
Inspector Gadget 's mission is to foil Dr. Claw from stealing the Star of Instanbul. Safety Tip: View nature from a distance and don't disturb the animals.
[SIREN]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND THE U.S DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATION
[MUEZZIN CHANTS
CALL TO PRAYER]
BINGO!
HUH, FAST EDDIE?
RAWK!
OK, YOU GUYS,
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
HEH HEH HEH. HEH HEH.
HEH HEH.
RAWK!
HERE YOU ARE, DR. CLAW.
HEH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HA!
MOST IMPRESSIVE,
MR. FINCH.
HEH HEH HEH HA!
YOUR NEXT TARGET
WILL BE THE FAMOUS
STAR OF ISTANBUL...
THE MOST VALUABLE
SAPPHIRE IN THE WORLD.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
[BOTH LAUGH WICKEDLY]
HMM. THESE BUSHES
ARE STARTING TO
LOOK PRETTY SCRUFFY.
TIME FOR A LITTLE TRIM.
GO, GO, GADGET LASER!
JUST A BIT
OFF THE TOP.
UNCLE GADGET, LOOK.
SOME BIRDS HAVE
BUILT A NEST
IN OUR TREE.
YOU'RE RIGHT, PENNY.
IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,
THOSE ARE BLUE JAYS.
I'LL GO SEE
IF THERE ARE
ANY EGGS YET.
UH, UNCLE GADGET,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD--
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
HELLO, MA'AM.
UH, MIND
IF I TAKE
A LITTLE PEEK?
UNCLE GADGET, LOOK OUT!
[CHIRPS]
WOWSERS!
[SQUAWK SQUAWK]
HEY, CUT THAT OUT!
STOP IT. AAH!
[BOTH SQUAWK]
BOY, I WONDER
WHAT GOT HIM
SO STEAMED UP.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
UH-OH,
IT'S THE TOP SECRET
GADGET PHONE.
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
SORRY, CHIEF.
HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.
"M.A.D. PLANNING TO STEAL
FAMOUS STAR SAPPHIRE.
"MUST BE STOPPED.
"REPORT TO ISTANBUL
AT ONCE.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
THE TRANSPORT JET
IS WAITING FOR YOU
AT THE AIRPORT.
GOOD LUCK.
AS ALWAYS, YOU CAN
COUNT ON ME, CHIEF.
OOOOOOH!
WE'D BETTER
GO WITH HIM, BRAIN.
TURKEY IS
A MYSTERIOUS COUNTRY,
AND I THINK HE'LL
NEED SOME HELP.
HMM. THESE ROCKETS
ARE A LOVELY TOUCH.
NOT A BAD LITTLE MUSEUM.
INSPECTOR GADGET,
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
[SPEAKING TURKISH]
I AM MR. KARAGEZ,
THE CURATOR
OF THE MUSEUM.
PLEASE, COME INSIDE.
YOU FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET,
BRAIN,
I'LL KEEP AN EYE
ON THINGS OUT HERE.
HERE IT IS,
INSPECTOR,
THE PRICELESS
STAR OF ISTANBUL.
WOWSERS!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
BUT I DON'T
THINK MUCH OF YOUR
SECURITY SYSTEM,
MR. KARAGOZE.
WHY, THESE ROPES
WOULDN'T KEEP OUT
A CHILD.
OBSERVE.
INSPECTOR, NO!
WOWSERS!
[ALARM RINGING]
THIS IS KARAGEZ.
I'M VERY SORRY,
THIS HAS BEEN
A FALSE ALARM.
SIMPLY INCREDIBLE!
WHERE DID YOU EVER
FIND THESE ROPES?
HUH?
CUCKOO. CUCKOO.
SO WHAT?!
AH, IT'S TIME.
YOU ALL KNOW
WHAT TO DO. HEH.
NO SWEAT, BOSS.
ALL RIGHT THEN,
ON YOUR WAY.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
IT WON'T BE LONG NOW,
M.A.D. CAT.
THE STAR WILL BE MINE,
AND GADGET WILL BE
THE LAUGHINGSTOCK
OF EUROPE, HEH HEH HEH.
[TV PLAYS]
Penny, on radio: BRAIN?
COME IN, BRAIN.
RUUHR?
HI, BRAIN.
HOW'S UNCLE GADGET DOING?
[SNORES]
[LAUGHS]
EVERYTHING OUT HERE
LOOKS NORMAL, TOO.
I'LL CONTACT YOU LATER.
RUUHR!
UH, EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU KNOW IF
THERE'S A SOFT DRINK
MACHINE
AROUND HERE?
OH. THANKS.
♪ MMM, DO DO DE
DO DOW ♪
♪ MMM, DUM DE DE
DE DO ♪
[GULP GULP GULP GULP]
ALL RIGHT, YOU M.A.D.--
HE'S GONE!
HMM. WOWSERS! THE STAR!
WHEW!
I WONDER WHERE HE WENT.
HE DOESN'T APPEAR
TO BE IN THIS ROOM.
HMM.
[WHISTLING]
OOH-RUUHR.
FREEZE!
I KNEW HE WASN'T
IN THERE. HMM.
AHA! FOOTPRINTS.
WOWSERS!
HMM.
THIS GUY'S CLEVER.
OK, BREAKER,
DO YOUR STUFF.
THE BARS, BREAKER,
THE BARS!
HEE HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE.
AHA! UH-OH.
OOF!
RUUGH!
GOTCHA!
GO, GO,
GADGET CUFFS!
BA-RUH-RUUHR.
WOW! WHAT A BIG BIRD.
WINGSPAN, FLIGHT PATH...
AN ANDEAN CONDOR?!
BOY, IS HE
A LONG WAY FROM HOME.
OK, BREAKER,
LET HER DROP.
[CRASH]
WHAT WAS THAT?!
NOW, FAST EDDIE.
[GASPS]
AW, IT'S A LITTLE BIRDY.
HE MUST HAVE FALLEN IN
THROUGH THAT BROKEN
WINDOW.
GO, GO, GADGET NET!
[SQUAWK]
POOR LITTLE THING.
I'LL HELP YOU
BACK OUTSIDE.
RUH-RUH-RUH-RUUHR.
UH-OH, TROUBLE.
RAWK! [WHISTLES]
KILLER!
WOWSERS!
[SCREECHES]
[POP]
AAH!
[TICKING]
WHAT WAS THAT?
ROWF! GRR. GRR.
[SCREECHES]
ROWFFFF!
[SQUAWK]
DARN, IT'S LOCKED!
MAYBE THERE'S
ANOTHER WAY IN.
[SCREECHES]
ALL RIGHT!
[SIRENS]
KILLER,
IT'S THE COPS!
[SCREECHES]
UNH. UNH!
OH, THIS ONE'S
LOCKED, TOO.
RAWK!
HUH?
IT'S THAT CONDOR AGAIN.
WHAT'S HE DOING
FLYING WITH THOSE
OTHER BIRDS?
OH, NO!
THEY'VE GOT THE STAR.
I'VE GOT TO FOLLOW THEM.
WHERE IS THAT CLOCK?
AHH. WOWSERS!
I MUST HAVE
DOZED OFF.
ALL RIGHT,
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
NOW, NOW, STAY CALM.
I HAVE THE CULPRIT
RIGHT--UH-OH.
AAH!
OH, NO!
THE STAR IS GONE!
UH, HI,
MR. KARAGOZE.
[SIRENS BLARE]
OH, MY, THIS IS
THE WORST THING
THAT'S HAPPENED
IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY
OF THE MUSEUM.
OH, DON'T TAKE IT
SO HARD, MR. KARAGOZE,
I'M FINE NOW.
I WAS REFERRING
TO THE THEFT OF THE STAR!
OH, THAT.
[PANTING]
OH, DARN!
I'LL NEVER KEEP UP
WITH THOSE BIRDS.
WAIT A MINUTE.
MAYBE I CAN PICK
THEM UP ON RADAR.
OH, IT'S THEM!
THEY'RE HEADING FOR
THE GOLDEN HORN HARBOR.
BRAIN.
Penny, on radio:
COME IN, BRAIN.
'RO?
I'M ON THE TRAIL
OF THE JEWEL THIEVES.
GET UNCLE GADGET
TO THE HARBOR.
I'LL CONTACT YOU AGAIN
WHEN I KNOW THE EXACT
LOCATION.
RUFF.
MM.
MMM!
WOWSERS!
YOU!
HEY, COME BACK HERE!
I'VE GOT YOU
COMPLETELY SURROUNDED.
GO, GO, GADGET
ROLLER SKATES!
OH. A-A-A-AHH!
[CRASH]
THIS HAS TO BE IT.
ICARUS FINCH, ESQUIRE.
OH, NO!
I'VE GOT TO
GET UP THERE.
[PANTING]
I ALWAYS GET
THE ATHLETES.
GO, GO,
GADGET COPTER!
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
YOU ARCH-CRIMINAL!
A-A-AAH!
YEOW!
BRAIN. COME IN, BRAIN.
RUUAAH?
I'M AT THE OLD TOWER
BY THE HARBOR, BRAIN.
GET UNCLE GADGET HERE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
HMMPH.
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
FOR ME, I BELIEVE.
GIVE IT TO THE NICE MAN,
BLACKIE.
HEH HEH!
A DELIGHTFUL LITTLE BAUBLE,
N'EST CE PAS?
EH, M.A.D. CAT?
RAWK!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
WITH YOUR BIRDS
AND MY BRAINS,
I'LL SOON BE
THE RICHEST MAN ON EARTH.
YOU? BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
WELL, YOU'LL BE
MY FULL PARTNER,
OF COURSE.
HERE. TO SHOW
MY GOOD FAITH,
I'LL LET YOU SMUGGLE THIS
OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
HEH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
OH, THANK YOU,
DR. CLAW.
I WAS WORRIED THERE
FOR A MOMENT.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
THAT'S ODD. THE PATH
JUST SUDDENLY STOPS.
I WONDER.
AHA! THERE'S
A PASSAGEWAY
BEHIND THIS ROCK.
NOW, IF I CAN FIND
THE RIGHT FREQUENCY...
AHH.
AAH!
WOW!
[GASPS]
[SCREECHES]
WHEW!
WELL, THIS IS
A SURPRISE.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH. I HOPE
YOU'LL ENJOY
YOUR NEW HOME.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE!
TOODLE-OO.
HEH HEH.
MAYBE...
[CREAKING]
[GASPS]
OH, NO!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
BRAIN.
Penny, on radio:
COME IN, BRAIN.
RUUHR.
I'M TRAPPED
IN THE TOWER.
HURRY!
RUUHR.
SO, THE BIRDSEED
HAS ARRIVED, HAS IT?
YOU MUST BE HUNGRY,
MY PETS.
[GULP]
NOW, WHERE COULD
THAT JEWEL THIEF
HAVE GONE?
AH! I'LL ASK
AT THAT LIGHTHOUSE.
NO. IT CAN'T BE.
GADGET'S HERE!
GET RID OF HIM.
OK, DR. CLAW.
I'LL JUST FINISH
FEEDING MY--
NOW!
[MRREEOWW]
ALL RIGHT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
BREAKER. GET HIM!
OH, BRAIN.
THANK HEAVENS!
EGADS! A PTERODACTYL.
WOWSERS!
YOU MISSED HIM.
GO BACK
AND DO IT
PROPERLY.
AH. THERE'S
SOMEONE UP THERE.
GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!
OH! THAT COULD ONLY
BE ONE THING.
THE FAMOUS TURKISH
WHIRLING DERVISH.
LOOK AT HIM GO!
GRR. GET HIM,
KILLER.
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
WHOOPS.
IT MUST BE JUST ABOUT TIME
FOR MY ANNUAL TUNE-UP.
AAH!
WOWSERS!
A PHOENIX!
AARGH!
GO GET HIM,
FAST EDDIE.
OH, I'VE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE.
I'LL TRY THAT AGAIN.
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
IT SEEMS TO BE STUCK.
AH!
HEY, A WOODPECKER.
[WOODY WOODPECKER LAUGH]
[CREAKING]
WHEW! THANKS, BRAIN.
WE'D BETTER
CALL CHIEF QUIMBY.
HELLO.
PERFECT. I LOOK
JUST LIKE A BIRD.
TIME FOR MY
SPECTACULAR GETAWAY.
HI. MIND IF I ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS?
[GASPS]
NO!
OH, GOOD.
SAY, THAT'S
A BEAUTIFUL SUIT.
HEY, LOOK OVER THERE.
RAWK!
AAH!
HEY, THEY USED TO
HAVE ONE OF THESE
AT THE MUSEUM.
WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU
GOING?
HEH HEH HEH.
THEY'LL NEVER GET ME.
NO! DON'T DO IT!
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
MY JETPACK!
A-A-AAH!
[BIRDIES TWITTER]
TAKE ME TO PRISON.
GET ME AWAY
FROM THE MANIAC!
PENNY, BRAIN.
CHIEF QUIMBY!
GOOD WORK, GADGET.
UH, DID YOU
HAPPEN TO SEE
A LITTLE FELLA
DRESSED LIKE A BIRD?
HE DROPPED THIS.
THE STAR OF ISTANBUL!
WELL DONE, GADGET.
IT WAS NOTHING,
CHIEF, REALLY.
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
HMM, SOUNDS LIKE
IT MIGHT RAIN.
I'M GOING TO
GET YOU FOR THIS,
GADGET!
WATCH OUT!
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
IT WAS NICE OF CHIEF QUIMBY
TO BRING YOU TWO ALONG.
UH, UM,
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND,
UNCLE GADGET?
OH, HIM.
EH, YES, WELL,
I BELIEVE HE'S
A TYPE OF AUSTRIAN
BARN OWL, PENNY.
WOWSERS!
WHO SAID THAT?
[LAUGHING]
GET IT.
GOOD BOY, BRAIN.
Gadget:
TA-DA!
IT'S A BIRDHOUSE
FOR OUR BLUE JAY FAMILY.
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
OH, BIRDIES.
WHOA!
[THUD]
YOU KNOW,
UNCLE GADGET,
NATURE SHOULD
ALWAYS BE VIEWED
FROM A DISTANCE.
IT'S SAFER
FOR THE ANIMALS
AND FOR THE OBSERVER.
THAT'S RIGHT, PENNY.
LET THIS BE
A LESSON TO YOU.
SAY, WHAT IF
I WAS TO BUILD
A NICE DOGHOUSE
FOR YOU, BRAIN?
BATTA-RUUHR-RUUHR
RUUHR.
HA HA HA HA HA.
MAYBE POLKA DOTS.
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND THE U.S DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATION
[MUEZZIN CHANTS
CALL TO PRAYER]
BINGO!
HUH, FAST EDDIE?
RAWK!
OK, YOU GUYS,
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
HEH HEH HEH. HEH HEH.
HEH HEH.
RAWK!
HERE YOU ARE, DR. CLAW.
HEH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HA!
MOST IMPRESSIVE,
MR. FINCH.
HEH HEH HEH HA!
YOUR NEXT TARGET
WILL BE THE FAMOUS
STAR OF ISTANBUL...
THE MOST VALUABLE
SAPPHIRE IN THE WORLD.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
[BOTH LAUGH WICKEDLY]
HMM. THESE BUSHES
ARE STARTING TO
LOOK PRETTY SCRUFFY.
TIME FOR A LITTLE TRIM.
GO, GO, GADGET LASER!
JUST A BIT
OFF THE TOP.
UNCLE GADGET, LOOK.
SOME BIRDS HAVE
BUILT A NEST
IN OUR TREE.
YOU'RE RIGHT, PENNY.
IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,
THOSE ARE BLUE JAYS.
I'LL GO SEE
IF THERE ARE
ANY EGGS YET.
UH, UNCLE GADGET,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD--
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
HELLO, MA'AM.
UH, MIND
IF I TAKE
A LITTLE PEEK?
UNCLE GADGET, LOOK OUT!
[CHIRPS]
WOWSERS!
[SQUAWK SQUAWK]
HEY, CUT THAT OUT!
STOP IT. AAH!
[BOTH SQUAWK]
BOY, I WONDER
WHAT GOT HIM
SO STEAMED UP.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
UH-OH,
IT'S THE TOP SECRET
GADGET PHONE.
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
SORRY, CHIEF.
HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.
"M.A.D. PLANNING TO STEAL
FAMOUS STAR SAPPHIRE.
"MUST BE STOPPED.
"REPORT TO ISTANBUL
AT ONCE.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
THE TRANSPORT JET
IS WAITING FOR YOU
AT THE AIRPORT.
GOOD LUCK.
AS ALWAYS, YOU CAN
COUNT ON ME, CHIEF.
OOOOOOH!
WE'D BETTER
GO WITH HIM, BRAIN.
TURKEY IS
A MYSTERIOUS COUNTRY,
AND I THINK HE'LL
NEED SOME HELP.
HMM. THESE ROCKETS
ARE A LOVELY TOUCH.
NOT A BAD LITTLE MUSEUM.
INSPECTOR GADGET,
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
[SPEAKING TURKISH]
I AM MR. KARAGEZ,
THE CURATOR
OF THE MUSEUM.
PLEASE, COME INSIDE.
YOU FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET,
BRAIN,
I'LL KEEP AN EYE
ON THINGS OUT HERE.
HERE IT IS,
INSPECTOR,
THE PRICELESS
STAR OF ISTANBUL.
WOWSERS!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
BUT I DON'T
THINK MUCH OF YOUR
SECURITY SYSTEM,
MR. KARAGOZE.
WHY, THESE ROPES
WOULDN'T KEEP OUT
A CHILD.
OBSERVE.
INSPECTOR, NO!
WOWSERS!
[ALARM RINGING]
THIS IS KARAGEZ.
I'M VERY SORRY,
THIS HAS BEEN
A FALSE ALARM.
SIMPLY INCREDIBLE!
WHERE DID YOU EVER
FIND THESE ROPES?
HUH?
CUCKOO. CUCKOO.
SO WHAT?!
AH, IT'S TIME.
YOU ALL KNOW
WHAT TO DO. HEH.
NO SWEAT, BOSS.
ALL RIGHT THEN,
ON YOUR WAY.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
IT WON'T BE LONG NOW,
M.A.D. CAT.
THE STAR WILL BE MINE,
AND GADGET WILL BE
THE LAUGHINGSTOCK
OF EUROPE, HEH HEH HEH.
[TV PLAYS]
Penny, on radio: BRAIN?
COME IN, BRAIN.
RUUHR?
HI, BRAIN.
HOW'S UNCLE GADGET DOING?
[SNORES]
[LAUGHS]
EVERYTHING OUT HERE
LOOKS NORMAL, TOO.
I'LL CONTACT YOU LATER.
RUUHR!
UH, EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU KNOW IF
THERE'S A SOFT DRINK
MACHINE
AROUND HERE?
OH. THANKS.
♪ MMM, DO DO DE
DO DOW ♪
♪ MMM, DUM DE DE
DE DO ♪
[GULP GULP GULP GULP]
ALL RIGHT, YOU M.A.D.--
HE'S GONE!
HMM. WOWSERS! THE STAR!
WHEW!
I WONDER WHERE HE WENT.
HE DOESN'T APPEAR
TO BE IN THIS ROOM.
HMM.
[WHISTLING]
OOH-RUUHR.
FREEZE!
I KNEW HE WASN'T
IN THERE. HMM.
AHA! FOOTPRINTS.
WOWSERS!
HMM.
THIS GUY'S CLEVER.
OK, BREAKER,
DO YOUR STUFF.
THE BARS, BREAKER,
THE BARS!
HEE HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE.
AHA! UH-OH.
OOF!
RUUGH!
GOTCHA!
GO, GO,
GADGET CUFFS!
BA-RUH-RUUHR.
WOW! WHAT A BIG BIRD.
WINGSPAN, FLIGHT PATH...
AN ANDEAN CONDOR?!
BOY, IS HE
A LONG WAY FROM HOME.
OK, BREAKER,
LET HER DROP.
[CRASH]
WHAT WAS THAT?!
NOW, FAST EDDIE.
[GASPS]
AW, IT'S A LITTLE BIRDY.
HE MUST HAVE FALLEN IN
THROUGH THAT BROKEN
WINDOW.
GO, GO, GADGET NET!
[SQUAWK]
POOR LITTLE THING.
I'LL HELP YOU
BACK OUTSIDE.
RUH-RUH-RUH-RUUHR.
UH-OH, TROUBLE.
RAWK! [WHISTLES]
KILLER!
WOWSERS!
[SCREECHES]
[POP]
AAH!
[TICKING]
WHAT WAS THAT?
ROWF! GRR. GRR.
[SCREECHES]
ROWFFFF!
[SQUAWK]
DARN, IT'S LOCKED!
MAYBE THERE'S
ANOTHER WAY IN.
[SCREECHES]
ALL RIGHT!
[SIRENS]
KILLER,
IT'S THE COPS!
[SCREECHES]
UNH. UNH!
OH, THIS ONE'S
LOCKED, TOO.
RAWK!
HUH?
IT'S THAT CONDOR AGAIN.
WHAT'S HE DOING
FLYING WITH THOSE
OTHER BIRDS?
OH, NO!
THEY'VE GOT THE STAR.
I'VE GOT TO FOLLOW THEM.
WHERE IS THAT CLOCK?
AHH. WOWSERS!
I MUST HAVE
DOZED OFF.
ALL RIGHT,
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
NOW, NOW, STAY CALM.
I HAVE THE CULPRIT
RIGHT--UH-OH.
AAH!
OH, NO!
THE STAR IS GONE!
UH, HI,
MR. KARAGOZE.
[SIRENS BLARE]
OH, MY, THIS IS
THE WORST THING
THAT'S HAPPENED
IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY
OF THE MUSEUM.
OH, DON'T TAKE IT
SO HARD, MR. KARAGOZE,
I'M FINE NOW.
I WAS REFERRING
TO THE THEFT OF THE STAR!
OH, THAT.
[PANTING]
OH, DARN!
I'LL NEVER KEEP UP
WITH THOSE BIRDS.
WAIT A MINUTE.
MAYBE I CAN PICK
THEM UP ON RADAR.
OH, IT'S THEM!
THEY'RE HEADING FOR
THE GOLDEN HORN HARBOR.
BRAIN.
Penny, on radio:
COME IN, BRAIN.
'RO?
I'M ON THE TRAIL
OF THE JEWEL THIEVES.
GET UNCLE GADGET
TO THE HARBOR.
I'LL CONTACT YOU AGAIN
WHEN I KNOW THE EXACT
LOCATION.
RUFF.
MM.
MMM!
WOWSERS!
YOU!
HEY, COME BACK HERE!
I'VE GOT YOU
COMPLETELY SURROUNDED.
GO, GO, GADGET
ROLLER SKATES!
OH. A-A-A-AHH!
[CRASH]
THIS HAS TO BE IT.
ICARUS FINCH, ESQUIRE.
OH, NO!
I'VE GOT TO
GET UP THERE.
[PANTING]
I ALWAYS GET
THE ATHLETES.
GO, GO,
GADGET COPTER!
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
YOU ARCH-CRIMINAL!
A-A-AAH!
YEOW!
BRAIN. COME IN, BRAIN.
RUUAAH?
I'M AT THE OLD TOWER
BY THE HARBOR, BRAIN.
GET UNCLE GADGET HERE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
HMMPH.
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
FOR ME, I BELIEVE.
GIVE IT TO THE NICE MAN,
BLACKIE.
HEH HEH!
A DELIGHTFUL LITTLE BAUBLE,
N'EST CE PAS?
EH, M.A.D. CAT?
RAWK!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
WITH YOUR BIRDS
AND MY BRAINS,
I'LL SOON BE
THE RICHEST MAN ON EARTH.
YOU? BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
WELL, YOU'LL BE
MY FULL PARTNER,
OF COURSE.
HERE. TO SHOW
MY GOOD FAITH,
I'LL LET YOU SMUGGLE THIS
OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
HEH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
OH, THANK YOU,
DR. CLAW.
I WAS WORRIED THERE
FOR A MOMENT.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
THAT'S ODD. THE PATH
JUST SUDDENLY STOPS.
I WONDER.
AHA! THERE'S
A PASSAGEWAY
BEHIND THIS ROCK.
NOW, IF I CAN FIND
THE RIGHT FREQUENCY...
AHH.
AAH!
WOW!
[GASPS]
[SCREECHES]
WHEW!
WELL, THIS IS
A SURPRISE.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH. I HOPE
YOU'LL ENJOY
YOUR NEW HOME.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE!
TOODLE-OO.
HEH HEH.
MAYBE...
[CREAKING]
[GASPS]
OH, NO!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
BRAIN.
Penny, on radio:
COME IN, BRAIN.
RUUHR.
I'M TRAPPED
IN THE TOWER.
HURRY!
RUUHR.
SO, THE BIRDSEED
HAS ARRIVED, HAS IT?
YOU MUST BE HUNGRY,
MY PETS.
[GULP]
NOW, WHERE COULD
THAT JEWEL THIEF
HAVE GONE?
AH! I'LL ASK
AT THAT LIGHTHOUSE.
NO. IT CAN'T BE.
GADGET'S HERE!
GET RID OF HIM.
OK, DR. CLAW.
I'LL JUST FINISH
FEEDING MY--
NOW!
[MRREEOWW]
ALL RIGHT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
BREAKER. GET HIM!
OH, BRAIN.
THANK HEAVENS!
EGADS! A PTERODACTYL.
WOWSERS!
YOU MISSED HIM.
GO BACK
AND DO IT
PROPERLY.
AH. THERE'S
SOMEONE UP THERE.
GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!
OH! THAT COULD ONLY
BE ONE THING.
THE FAMOUS TURKISH
WHIRLING DERVISH.
LOOK AT HIM GO!
GRR. GET HIM,
KILLER.
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
WHOOPS.
IT MUST BE JUST ABOUT TIME
FOR MY ANNUAL TUNE-UP.
AAH!
WOWSERS!
A PHOENIX!
AARGH!
GO GET HIM,
FAST EDDIE.
OH, I'VE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE.
I'LL TRY THAT AGAIN.
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
IT SEEMS TO BE STUCK.
AH!
HEY, A WOODPECKER.
[WOODY WOODPECKER LAUGH]
[CREAKING]
WHEW! THANKS, BRAIN.
WE'D BETTER
CALL CHIEF QUIMBY.
HELLO.
PERFECT. I LOOK
JUST LIKE A BIRD.
TIME FOR MY
SPECTACULAR GETAWAY.
HI. MIND IF I ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS?
[GASPS]
NO!
OH, GOOD.
SAY, THAT'S
A BEAUTIFUL SUIT.
HEY, LOOK OVER THERE.
RAWK!
AAH!
HEY, THEY USED TO
HAVE ONE OF THESE
AT THE MUSEUM.
WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU
GOING?
HEH HEH HEH.
THEY'LL NEVER GET ME.
NO! DON'T DO IT!
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
MY JETPACK!
A-A-AAH!
[BIRDIES TWITTER]
TAKE ME TO PRISON.
GET ME AWAY
FROM THE MANIAC!
PENNY, BRAIN.
CHIEF QUIMBY!
GOOD WORK, GADGET.
UH, DID YOU
HAPPEN TO SEE
A LITTLE FELLA
DRESSED LIKE A BIRD?
HE DROPPED THIS.
THE STAR OF ISTANBUL!
WELL DONE, GADGET.
IT WAS NOTHING,
CHIEF, REALLY.
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
HMM, SOUNDS LIKE
IT MIGHT RAIN.
I'M GOING TO
GET YOU FOR THIS,
GADGET!
WATCH OUT!
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
IT WAS NICE OF CHIEF QUIMBY
TO BRING YOU TWO ALONG.
UH, UM,
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND,
UNCLE GADGET?
OH, HIM.
EH, YES, WELL,
I BELIEVE HE'S
A TYPE OF AUSTRIAN
BARN OWL, PENNY.
WOWSERS!
WHO SAID THAT?
[LAUGHING]
GET IT.
GOOD BOY, BRAIN.
Gadget:
TA-DA!
IT'S A BIRDHOUSE
FOR OUR BLUE JAY FAMILY.
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
OH, BIRDIES.
WHOA!
[THUD]
YOU KNOW,
UNCLE GADGET,
NATURE SHOULD
ALWAYS BE VIEWED
FROM A DISTANCE.
IT'S SAFER
FOR THE ANIMALS
AND FOR THE OBSERVER.
THAT'S RIGHT, PENNY.
LET THIS BE
A LESSON TO YOU.
SAY, WHAT IF
I WAS TO BUILD
A NICE DOGHOUSE
FOR YOU, BRAIN?
BATTA-RUUHR-RUUHR
RUUHR.
HA HA HA HA HA.
MAYBE POLKA DOTS.