Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 62 - So It Is Written - full transcript

M.A.D. is threatening to steal the King of Fuzug's treasure. Inspector Gadget 's mission is to save the treasure from Dr. Claw. Safety Tip: Plant a tree and take care of woodlands and don't start fires.

[SIREN]



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET



♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

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[PENNY LAUGHING]

DO ANOTHER CHARADE,
UNCLE GADGET.

I KNOW--YOU'RE
A POTTED PALM!

NOT EVEN CLOSE, PENNY.

[RING]

WOWSERS!
THAT'S THE TOP SECRET
GADGET PHONE.

[CLUCKING]

WHAT, CHIEF?
NO, I'M A CHICKEN.

YOU'RE WHERE, CHIEF?

OH, THERE YOU ARE,
CHIEF. WHAT'S UP?



HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.

"KING OF FEZZUG BEING
THREATENED BY M.A.D.

"SUSPECT M.A.D. PLANS
TO STEAL KINGDOM'S
TREASURE.

"YOUR MISSION
IS TO SAVE TREASURE
FROM DR. CLAW.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME,
CHIEF.

[GASP]

WE BETTER STAY CLOSE
TO UNCLE GADGET, BRAIN.

M.A.D. MEANS TROUBLE.

THIS IS LOUISE LANE

REPORTING FOR
THE U.B.S. TV NETWORK,

FROM THE REMOTE VILLAGE
OF FEZZ IN NORTH AFRICA.

WHY ARE THOSE PEOPLE
DOWN THERE FIGHTING
OVER THE WATER?

GRRR!

Man: BECAUSE
WE'RE SO POOR,

WE ONLY HAVE ONE WATER TAP
IN THE WHOLE TOWN.

YES, TIMES ARE TOUGH
HERE IN FEZZ.

THERE IS LITTLE WEALTH,
SO WE MUST ALL
LEARN TO SHARE.

BUT KING FEZZ,
WHAT ABOUT THE FORTUNE
IN GOLD AND JEWELS

THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
BURIED IN THOSE HILLS?

AH, YES, THE LOST
FORTUNE OF FEZZUG.

THAT IS
WHERE THE FORTUNE
IS BURIED.

WHY DON'T YOU DIG IT UP
AND HELP YOUR PEOPLE?

ONLY THE CHOSEN ONE
CAN LEAD US TO IT.

WHY IS EVERYONE BOWING?
ARE THEY PRIESTS?

NO, MISS LANE.
THEY ARE
THE FIERCE ONES.

THEIR ONE DUTY IN
LIFE IS TO GUARD
THE HIDDEN FORTUNE

UNTIL THE CHOSEN ONE
ARRIVES.

HOW WILL YOU KNOW
THIS CHOSEN ONE?

IT IS WRITTEN
THAT WHEN A MAN
COMES TO FEZZ,

WHO CAN HOLD
FIRE AND WATER
IN HIS HANDS,

WHO WALKS SO TALL
THAT HE BLOCKS OUT
THE SUN,

AND WHO CAN FLY
LIKE A BIRD,

THEN WE SHALL KNOW
THE CHOSEN ONE
HAS ARRIVED.

AND THEN HE DIGS UP
THE FORTUNE?

YES! BUT ONLY AFTER
HE HAS SPENT
3 DAYS AND NIGHTS

IN THE SECRET CAVE
WILL TREASURE FALL
FROM THE SKY.

WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW,
DR. CLAW?

I'M SURE THE FIERCE ONES
WON'T LEAD ME
TO THE TREASURE.

NO, BUT
THE CHOSEN ONE WILL.

THE CHOSEN ONE?

INSPECTOR GADGET WILL BE
A PERFECT CHOSEN ONE.

[CHUCKLES]

PERHAPS THESE PEOPLE
CAN GIVE ME DIRECTIONS
TO FEZZ.

I'D BETTER PUT ON
THE EMERGENCY BRAKE
JUST IN CASE.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I MUST HAVE PRESSED
THE WRONG BUTTON.

TELL ME, IS THIS
THE ROAD TO FEZZ?

WOWSERS! A FIRE!

GO, GO, GADGET HAND!

YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER
THAN TO SMOKE NEAR
FLAMMABLE MATERIAL.

IT'S HIM.

I WONDER WHY ALL THOSE
PEOPLE ARE BOWING?

THE PROPHESY!

THIS MAN HOLDS
FIRE AND WATER
IN HIS HAND!

MAYBE THAT GUY CAN HELP ME.

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS.

HI. I'M LOOKING
FOR KING FEZZY.

THE MAN WALKS SO TALL
HE BLOCKS OUT THE SUN.

HMM. MAYBE I NEED
A TRANSLATOR.

EXCUSE ME, YOUNG LADY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT
ALL THESE PEOPLE
ARE WAITING FOR?

UH...YES!

UM, I WAS GOING TO GIVE THEM
SOME FREE PASSES

FOR A GUIDED TOUR
OF THE ATLAS MOUNTAINS,

BUT THE WIND BLEW THEM
UP ON THAT ROOF.
[EVIL LAUGH]

NO PROBLEM.

GO, GO, GADGET COPTER.

THERE ARE NO FREE PASSES
UP HERE!

MAYBE THE WIND
BLEW THEM AWAY!

[CHANTING] THE CHOSEN ONE.
THE CHOSEN ONE.

THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY
GOING ON AROUND HERE.

MY PLAN
IS WORKING PERFECTLY.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

EXCUSE ME,
BUT I DON'T THINK

WE'VE BEEN PROPERLY
INTRODUCED.

I'M--
THE FAMOUS
INSPECTOR GADGET.

I'M LOUISE LANE.

I'D LIKE TO DO AN EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW WITH YOU.

I'M SORRY, MISS LANE,

BUT I'M ON
A TOP-SECRET ASSIGNMENT.

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THESE PEOPLE
WANT ME TO DO.

AND WHY DO THEY
KEEP CALLING ME
"THE CHOSEN ONE"?

U-U-UM, YOU'VE BEEN
CHOSEN TO GO ON
THE FREE ATLAS MOUNTAIN TOUR.

AH. THEN MAYBE YOU CAN
INTERVIEW ME ON THE TOUR.

AHHH-OHH!

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I DON'T TRUST
THAT LOUISE LANE.

COME ON, BRAIN.
LET'S FOLLOW THEM.

King: AFTER THE CHOSEN ONE
SPENDS 3 DAYS AND 3 NIGHTS
IN THE SECRET CAVE,

TREASURE WILL FALL
FROM THE SKY.

THE KINGDOM OF FEZZ
WILL NEVER BE POOR AGAIN!

SO IT IS WRITTEN.

NOW GADGET WILL LEAD ME
RIGHT TO THE TREASURE.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

MAKE SURE NOTHING HAPPENS
TO GADGET.

DON'T WORRY,
DR. CLAW.

BE CAREFUL, BRAIN.

IF THE FIERCE ONES
DISCOVER US,
WE'VE HAD IT.

[GULP]

[YAWNS]

WOW. THIS MOUNTAIN TOUR
IS REALLY EXCITING.

THAT'S A VERY NICE
MOUNTAIN.

[WHINNYING]

WOWSERS.

I HOPE YOU ADVISE
THE TOURISTS OF
THE FALLING ROCKS.

HANG ON, BRAIN.

SOMEHOW WE'VE GOT TO
MAKE SURE UNCLE GADGET
GETS THE TREASURE

WITHOUT REVEALING OURSELVES.

RROWF! ROWF, ROWF!

I'M STARVING.

I'M GLAD WE'RE STOPPING
FOR LUNCH.

OH, MISS LANE!

THIS RESTAURANT
IS PERFECT.

I CAN TELL YOU
MY LIFE STORY
OVER LUNCH.

RESTAURANT?!

LUNCH?!

ALWAYS SET
THE EMERGENCY BRAKE,

JUST IN CASE.

[ENGINE STARTS]
WOW!

WOWSERS!
A RUNAWAY JEEP!

AI-WOOOOO-HOOO!

AII-YEEEE!

IT'S COMING
RIGHT FOR US!

DON'T WORRY, MISS LANE.
I'LL PROTECT YOU.

YEE-OOOOOOOOW!

MISS LANE, YOU SHOULD
CHECK THAT HANDBRAKE.

SOMEONE COULD GET HURT.

YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE
YOU COULD USE
SOMETHING TO EAT.

HUH?

HMM.

OH, YES.
IT'S A LOVELY BOULDER.

LOOK, BRAIN! THAT
MUST BE THE ENTRANCE

TO
THE TREASURE CAVE!

ACCORDING TO THE LEGEND,

THE REAL CHOSEN ONE WILL
MOVE THE BOULDER ASIDE
WITHOUT ANY TROUBLE.

DR. CLAW, I THINK
I FOUND THE ENTRANCE
TO THE TREASURE CAVE.

EXCELLENT.

NOW GADGET WILL
BLAST AWAY THE BOULDER
WITH HIS LASER.

COME ON, GUYS.
I'M STARVING.

WHERE'S
THE RESTAURANT?

NOT THIS WAY, EH?

AH, YES. THIS MUST
BE THE ENTRANCE.

[CHUCKLES]

ANOTHER GIMMICK
FOR THE TOURISTS.

SO, YOU WANT ME
TO OPEN IT.

ALL RIGHT.
HERE GOES.

COME ON,
UNCLE GADGET.

OPEN SESAME.

[GASPS]

OH, NO! UNCLE GADGET
THINKS THIS IS A RIGGED
TOURIST ATTRACTION.

ALAKAZAM, PRESTO,
PLEASE, AND THANK YOU.

USE YOUR LASER, GADGET!

OK, FELLAS,
HOW DO YOU OPEN IT?

OH, NO! NOW THEY KNOW
UNCLE GADGET ISN'T
THE CHOSEN ONE!

THIS IS A FUNNY WAY
TO DRESS FOR DINNER.

YIKES!

OH, BRAIN, WE'VE GOT
TO HELP UNCLE GADGET!

WHOOOOAA!

SURE COOLS OFF
IN THE EVENING.

A FIRE IS A GOOD IDEA.

IF THEY BARBECUE GADGET,

I'LL NEVER GET MY HANDS ON
THE LOST TREASURE OF FEZZUG.

LANE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THE FIERCE ONES HAVE
LOST FAITH IN GADGET.

HE COULDN'T
MOVE THE BOULDER.

THEN MOVE IT FOR HIM!

BLAST IT OUT OF THE CAVE!

RIGHT, DR. CLAW.

Penny on radio:
BRAIN. BRAIN!

NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLAN.

FREE UNCLE GADGET
AS QUICK AS YOU CAN.

I HOPE I CAN
GET THESE SHOCKWAVES
TO STIR UP ENOUGH SAND.

I KNOW YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE SAFETY OF THE TOURISTS,

BUT I PROMISE I WON'T RUN AWAY.

OH, IT'S WORKING!
NOW, BRAIN!

[COUGHING]

[BOOM]

[CHANTING] THE CHOSEN ONE!
THE CHOSEN ONE!

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

DID YOU SEE THAT,
BRAIN?

I'LL BET LOUISE LANE
IS WORKING
FOR DR. CLAW.

RREAH.

YOU FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET,

AND I'LL TRY TO FIND
ANOTHER WAY IN.

STAY WITH GADGET.

THE FIERCE ONES
DARE NOT ENTER THE CAVE,

FOR THEY FEAR
IT IS BOOBY-TRAPPED.

AS YOU WISH, DR. CLAW.

HEY! THE RESTAURANT'S
OPEN NOW!

YOU AND I SHOULD
GO IN FIRST TO SEE IF
WE CAN RESERVE A TABLE.

GOOD THINKING, MISS LANE.

WE'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.

AAAAAAH!

SOMETIMES THESE
TOURIST-TYPE PLACES

OVERDO THE ATMOSPHERE.

AH. THAT MUST BE
THE DINING ROOM.

YIY!

Gadget: AFTER YOU,
FAIR LADY.

PEOPLE SURE ARE
IN A HURRY
AROUND HERE.

OH, THERE JUST HAS TO BE
ANOTHER WAY INTO
THE TREASURE CAVE.

[THUD]
WHAT WAS THAT?!

[GASPS]

AHH...AAAAAH!

UH!

OH, WOW.
THAT WAS CLOSE.

I WONDER
WHAT'S DOWN THERE.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY
ABOUT THAT.

ANY SIGN OF THE MAITRE D'?

I THINK I SAW HIM
IN THERE.

AH. FINE.

I WANT TO COMPLAIN.

YAAAAH!

WOWSERS!

IF THEY'RE DOING
RENOVATIONS,

THEY SHOULD AT LEAST
PUT UP SIGNS.

WAAAAAH!

WHAT WAS THAT?

HMM. I THOUGHT
I SAW SOMETHING.

[GROANS]

IF THIS ISN'T
THE DINING ROOM,

I'M GOING
BACK TO TOWN TO EAT.

I HOPE THIS IS IT.

WAAAH!

[COINS JINGLE]

WHAT WAS THAT?

FINALLY. THE LIGHTS ARE ON.

OOO!

Gadget:
WHY, THIS RESTAURANT
HAS EVERYTHING...

UNCLE GADGET!
OH, AM I GLAD
TO SEE HIM.

EVEN A STAGE
FOR ENTERTAINMENT!

HURRY, INSPECTOR.

YOU GO GET THE OTHERS,
AND I'LL ORDER DINNER.

ALL RIGHT.
DON'T GO AWAY.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

THE LOST FORTUNE IS MINE.
[EVIL LAUGHTER]

AS SOON AS THE HELICOPTER
ARRIVES WE CAN LOAD
THE TREASURE, DR. CLAW.

EXCELLENT.
GADGET HAS SERVED HIS PURPOSE.

GET RID OF HIM.

THE PROPHESY SAYS
THE CHOSEN ONE

MUST SPEND 3 DAYS
AND 3 NIGHTS IN THE CAVE.

IF GADGET
LEAVES BEFORE THAT,

THE FIERCE ONES WILL
TEAR HIM TO PIECES!

THEN LET THEM
TAKE CARE OF GADGET.

YOU DYNAMITE THE ENTRANCE
SO HE CAN'T RETURN.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

BRAIN, I'M UP HERE
ON THE LEDGE.

WOW!

DON'T LET UNCLE GADGET
LEAVE THE CAVE.

HE'LL BE IN BIG TROUBLE
WITH THE FIERCE ONES.

SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG,

BUT YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
THIS RESTAURANT.

NO NEED FOR THOSE.

I'M SURE THE RESTAURANT
HAS ITS OWN CUTLERY.

DR. CLAW IS STEALING
THE LOST TREASURE FROM
THE POOR PEOPLE OF FEZZ.

BRAIN, UNCLE GADGET'S
GOT TO HELP US.

[YOWLING]

THEY'RE GOING TO DO
WHAT?!

DRAW AND QUARTER
UNCLE GADGET?!

OH, NO!

THAT WASN'T MY FAULT.

YOU SHOULD SEE
THE POOR WORKMANSHIP INSIDE.

I'VE GOT TO STOP THEM
AND THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY.

OH, I HOPE IT WORKS.

PHEW!

OK, WHEN WE GET BACK TO TOWN,

LUNCH IS ON ME, ALL RIGHT?

WOWSERS!

THEY CAN'T EVEN
MAKE UP THEIR MINDS

WHICH WAY TOWN IS!

AHH. OH!

OOF!

IT'S OK, FELLAS.
REALLY.

I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE.

I HOPE MY COMPUTER BOOK
CAN TAKE OVER THE CONTROLS.

OH, COME ON. COME ON!

OH, IT'S WORKING!
IT'S WORKING!

WHAT?!

YAAAH!

HUH?!

[CHANTING] WOWSERS.
WOWSERS.

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

[GASPS]

THE TREASURE
SHOULD BE ALL MINE!

THIS IS THE LAST TIME
YOU SPOIL MY PLANS, GADGET!

I PROMISE YOU!

[CHEERING]

GREAT WORK, GADGET.
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

YOU SHOULD TAKE
THIS TOUR, CHIEF.

THEY TREAT YOU
LIKE A KING!

BUT STAY AWAY
FROM THAT MOUNTAIN RESTAURANT.

IT'S TERRIBLE!

HOW CAN I EVER
THANK YOU, INSPECTOR?

NO NEED TO THANK ME,
BUT I AM A LITTLE HUNGRY.

I THINK I HAVE
SOME SANDWICHES
IN THE GADGETMOBILE.

[TIRES SQUEAL]

WOWSERS!
WRONG BUTTON!

NOW WHAT AM I
GOING TO EAT?

[LAUGHING]

SO THE PEOPLE OF FEZZ
ARE NO LONGER POOR!

YES, PENNY. GOOD THING
THEY FOUND THAT TREASURE.

THAT'S A NICE SAND CASTLE,

BUT IT NEEDS A MOAT.

GO, GO, GADGET SHOVEL.

NO!
WOWSERS!

I GOT SAND IN MY EYE.

DON'T RUB IT, UNCLE GADGET.

I KNOW, PENNY.
KEEP IT CLOSED UNTIL
THE TEARS WASH IT OUT.

AH. THAT'S BETTER.

BUT IF THAT
DIDN'T WORK--

THEN YOU SHOULD POUR COLD WATER
OVER THE EYE.

OR PULL YOUR TOP EYELID
OUTWARDS AND OVER
THE BOTTOM ONE.

WHAT ABOUT
MY CASTLE?

DON'T WORRY, PENNY.
WHEN YOU GET IT BUILT
AGAIN,

I'LL DIG THE MOAT.

[SIGHS]

THAT'S MY UNCLE GADGET.

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BY FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION