Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 60 - Tree Guesses - full transcript

Gadget and Penny arrive at Canada's gorgeous and breathtaking Thunderbird Park. However, Their vacation has been interrupted by Cheif Quimby, who gives Gadget an assignment. It tells him ...

[SIREN]

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET ♪

Penny: CANADA HAS
LOVELY SCENERY.

I'M GLAD YOU RENTED
A COTTAGE, UNCLE GADGET.

Gadget:
YES PENNY!
WE CAN SWIM, GO FISHING.

Penny:
AND I CAN COLLECT LEAVES
AND STUDY WILD FLOWERS.

LOOK, A PLANE.

WHY'S IT CROP-DUSTING
A FOREST?

THEY MIGHT BE SPRAYING
FOR TERMITES.

Dr. Claw: THE TEST
OF MY WOOD-ROT SPRAY

IS A SUCCESS.

THE WORLD
IS NOW AT MY MERCY.

WELL,
THERE IT IS.

A HOME
AWAY FROM HOME.

WOWSERS!
WOWSERS!



WHY DID YOU RENT
THI S COTTAGE?

IT LOOKED FINE
IN THE BROCHURE.

MUST BE TERMITES.

LUCKILY, I'M AN
EXCELLENT HANDYMAN.

BE CAREFUL, UNCLE.

INSPECTOR GADGET
IS ALWAYS...

CAREFUL!

[CRASH]

UNCLE GADGET!

I FOUND A WEAK SPOT
IN THE FLOOR.

GO GO, GADGET LEGS!

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

WOWSERS!

THE TOP SECRET
GADGET PHONE.

THAT YOU, CHIEF?

WHOOPS!

[CRASH]

WHERE, CHIEF?

I'LL BE THERE!

UNCLE GADGET!

DOES CHIEF QUIMBY HAVE A SECRET
ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU?

I THINK SO, PENNY.

WHAT A CUTE COTTAGE,
CHIEF.

JUST READ
YOUR ASSIGNMENT,
GADGET.

"M.A.D. HAS
DEVELOPED A FORMULA

"TO ROT WOOD INSTANTLY.

"IF $1 BILLION
IS NOT PAID BY 6:00,

"HE'LL DESTROY EVERY
FOREST IN THE WORLD.

"STARTING
WITH THUNDERBIRD PARK.

"FOIL M.A.D.'S PLOT.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.

I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

OOOH!

OOOOOH!

WITH ALL THE TERMITES
AROUND HERE,

WHY WOULD M.A.D. BOTHER

WITH A WOOD-ROT FORMULA?

HA HA HAH!

GADGET,
YOU WILL SOON ROT

WITH THE FORESTS
OF THE WORLD.

SVEN SVENSON,

PIERRE LE CHOP,

OU I, DOCTOR CLAW.

DON'T LET GADGET FIND
MY LAB IN THE OLD MILL

WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FORMULA
TO CARRY OUT OUR THREAT...

YET.

BUT WHAT
CAN WE DO?

ELIMINATE GADGET!

I BETTER SHORE UP
THE ROOF A LITTLE.

THEN AFTER I FOIL
M.A.D.'S PLAN,

AT LEAST WE'LL HAVE SOME
SHELTER.

CAN I GO AND GATHER SOME
LEAVES FOR MY COLLETION?

BY ALL MEANS, PENNY.

THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY
GOING ON, BRAIN.

JUST AS I SUSPECTED,

THIS WOOD HAS BEEN
SPRAYED WITH A CHEMICAL.

THAT CROP-DUSTING PLANE
MUST BELONG TO M.A.D.

I'M GOING TO INVESTIGATE
THAT OLD MILL.

KEEP AN EYE
ON UNCLE GADGET.

HMM...THIS MIGHT TAKE
LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.

I WONDER WHERE
I SHOULD START?

HEY, THERE.

YOU NEED HELP
FROM SOME
LUMBERJACKS?

WOWSERS! ARE YOU
REAL LUMBERJACKS?

UH-UH--OOH!

YEAH.

WELL, YES, YOU CAN HELP ME.

I THINK IT'S A BAD
CASE OF TERMITES.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

THERE'S NO TERMITES--

WHOO.

UH, YEAH, YEAH.
TERMITES. HEH...

THAT'S WHY WE BROUGHT
THIS TERMITE SPRAY.

I GUESS
IT'S MY LUCKY DAY.

YOU GET
THE WOOD-ROT SPRAY

WHILE I SET HIM UP.

HERE'S A PIECE OF WOOD
THAT STILL LOOKS GOOD.

TRY IT FOR SUPPORT.

HOW ABOUT HERE?

NO. PUSH IT FARTHER.

UHH! UHH!

OK!

HEH HEH HEH.

UHH! THAT'S AS FAR
AS IT WILL GO.

OW!

RRRAAH!

BOY, THIS IS A BAD
TERMITE PROBLEM, HEY?

OH, YEAH.

BAD TERMITE
PROBLEM.

WE SHOULD START WITH THE ROOF.
YOU GO UP AND

WE'LL HAND YOU SOME WOOD.

GOOD IDEA.

WOWSERS!
HURRY UP!

HEY, DON'T WORRY.

WE'LL SPRAY
THE TERMITES.

[GASPS]

[GULP]

[GASPS]

ARRR!

[GROWLING]

[CRASH]

HMM...

I WONDER
IF THEY NEED A HAND.

GO GO,
GADGET UMBRELLA!

YAAH AH AH!

WOWSERS!

I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY COTTAGE?

FIRST TERMITES,
NOW BEAVERS.

THAT BEAVER
CHEWED THE TREE DOWN.

HMM...

MY LUMBERJACK FRIENDS

MUST HAVE GONE
FOR MORE SPRAY.

I'M GOING DOWN TO THE OLD
MILL TO GET SOME GOOD WOOD.

GET ALL WOOD-ROT
FORMULA TO THE PLANE.

AND PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF,

BUT FIRST...

GET GADGET!

I'M SURE I'LL FIND
SOME CLUES HERE.

WHAT'S A TANK TRUCK DOING
AT A LUMBERMILL?

OK, SVEN, WE FOLLOW
HIM TO THE MILL.

THEN WHAT
DO WE DO?

UH, WE GIVE HIM
SOME WOOD?

NO. WE GIVE HIM
THE BIG CHOP.

HMM...

LOOKS LIKE
A TYPICAL LUMBERMILL.

I BETTER CHECK
MY COMPUTER BOOK
TO MAKE SURE.

AHA! ACCORDING TO THIS,

THERE'S A DOOR
BEHIND THESE LOGS.

SOMEBODY'S TRYING
TO HIDE SOMETHING.

I WONDER WHAT.

HEY, THERE,
MISTER.

AH, MY LUMBERJACK FRIENDS.

WHERE WERE YOU?

WE WERE SPRAYING THE--

OOHOO!

UP TO OUR NECKS
IN WORK.

BUT WE CAN GIVE YOU
A HAND NOW

WELL, THANK YOU.

WE'LL CUT PLANKS
FOR YOUR COTTAGE.

WONDERFUL. I'LL SEE
LUMBERJACKS AT WORK.

WOWSERS!

HMM...

WHAT IS THIS STUFF?

THIS IS M.A.D.'S
SECRET WOOD-ROT FORMULA.

[GASPS]

SOMEBODY'S UPSTAIRS.

HMM...

YOU PUMP THE REST OF THE
WOOD ROT INTO THE TRUCK.

I'LL LOOK AFTER
THIS GUY.

SHE'S A GOOD
LOOKING MILL, HEY?

YOU LUMBERJACKS LEAD
SUCH ROMANTIC LIVES.

IF YOU'D LIKE TO TRY,

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW.

WHAT AMAZING SKILL
YOU HAVE.

MERC I, THANK YOU.

I MUST ADMIT
IT IS A DYING ART.

HUH?

WHO OPENED THE DOOR?

UH, MUST HAVE
BEEN THE WIND.

[GASPS]

THAT'S WHY
THE TANKER'S OUTSIDE.

THEY'RE MOVING
THE FORMULA.

WOWSERS!
THERE ARE LOTS OF LOGS

FLOATING IN THE RIVER.

WE CUT THEM ALL.
WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?

NO, THANK YOU.

OH, BUT I INSIST.

WHAAH!

BRAAHH!

I'M FINISHED.

OOF!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SITTING DOWN?

GO FILL THE TRUCK.

QUITE A BREEZE
BY THAT WINDOW.

THE DOOR'S LOCKED.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WOULD YOU MIND
CHECKING THE SAW BLADE?

I DON'T THINK IT'S
CUTTING STRAIGHT.

ANYTHING TO HELP
A LUMBERJACK.

JUST LOOK DOWN
THAT CONVEYOR BELT.

BRAIN! BRAIN, COME IN.

[RUFF]

BRAIN, THE LUMBERJACKS
ARE M.A.D. AGENTS.

HELP UNCLE GADGET.

I'LL HAVE THIS STRAIGHTENED
IN A MINUTE.

IN A MINUTE, GADGET,

YOU'LL HAVE
A SPLIT PERSONALITY.

HEH HEH HEH.

THIS BLADE SHOULD BE
EASY TO ADJUST.

GO, GO, GADGET
SCREWDRIVER!

HA HA HA HAH.

GO, GO,
GADGET TOOLS!

UH-OH.

THAT'S WOOD ROT SOLUTION.

I'D BETTER GET
OUT OF HERE FAST!

BINGO!

YIKES!

IT'S COMING UP
THROUGH THE FLOOR.

BRAIN, GET UNCLE
GADGET OUT OF HERE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

SACRE BLEU!

AH, WHAT'S THIS?

A PIECE OF QUALITY WOOD.

YOU AGAIN! GIVE ME
BACK MY WOOD!

UH-OH.
THERE'S TROUBLE.

UNHOOK THE HOSE.

WE GOT JUST
ENOUGH SPRAY

TO DO THE JOB.

OK.
HURRY. GET IN.

THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.

STOP IN THE NAME
OF THE LAW!

WOWSERS!

I THINK THE BEAVERS AND
TERMITES HAVE JOINED
FORCES.

AND THE LUMBERJACKS
HAVE LEFT.

I FORGOT TO ASK

IF THEY'VE SEEN ANYTHING
SUSPICIOUS AROUND HERE.

BRAIN, FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET.

THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME.

I'LL HAVE TO CATCH UP
TO THOSE BOYS.

[RUFF]

OH NO! THEY'RE HEADING FOR
THAT CROP-DUSTING PLANE.

I WONDER...

HOW DOES THIS THING WORK?

HMM. WOW!

THIS ISN'T HARD
TO DRIVE

ONCE YOU GET
THE HANG OF IT.

YOU FOOLS FAILED

TO GET RID OF GADGET.

BUT WE GOT MOST
OF THE FORMULA.

LOAD IT ON THE PLANE

AND FINISH GADGET!

GADGET'S STILL
FOLLOWING US

STRAIGHT
INTO A TRAP.

THOSE LUMBERJACKS,
ALWAYS ON THE GO.

I BETTER SPEED UP
AND CONSULT THEM.

THEY MIGHT HAVE SEEN
SOME SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS.

GO, GO, GADGET MOBILE!

WHOOPS. WRONG BUTTON.

HERE'S WHERE GADGET
GOES BYE-BYE--

STRAIGHT DOWN!
HA HA HAH!

OK, SVEN,

SPRAY THE BRIDGE.

WOWSERS! THIS BRIDGE IS
IN BAD SHAPE.

THEY DON'T BUILD THEM
LIKE THEY USED TO.

Penny: OH, NO!

I'D BETTER ACT FAST.

GO, GO, GADGET CLAW!

I WONDER WHY THE CLAW
WAS ACTIVATED?

I'LL HAVE
TO CHECK THAT.

PHEW.

THAT WAS CLOSE,

BUT NOW I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO TAKE
ANOTHER ROUTE.

[GULP]

I DON'T
BELIEVE IT.

GADGET
MADE IT ACROSS.

YOU IDIOTS!

STOP THE TRUCK.

PIERRE, TAKE CARE
OF GADGET.

SVEN, TAKE THE FORMULA
TO THE PLANE.

GET GOING. HURRY.

EXCUSE ME.

HAVE YOU SEEN ANY
SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS?

COULD BE SOME
AT THE LUMBERJACK CONTEST.

PROBABLY M.A.D. AGENTS.

HOP IN, I'LL GIVE
YOU A RIDE.

IT'S MY LUCKY DAY.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE
A LUMBERJACK CONTEST.

Pierre: I THINK WE'RE EARLY.

THE LOG ROLLING
HASN'T STARTED.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

IT IS. TRY IT.

WOWSERS! WHY NOT?

WHOA!

HOW AM I DOING?

NOT BAD, MONSIEUR.

OOH!

KEEP PRACTICING.

YOU'RE DOING FINE.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

[RUFF RUFF]

THIS IS FUN...

AND AS EASY AS ROLLING
OFF A LOG.

ARR! OOH! OOH!

WOWSERS!

THERE'S A SUSPICIOUS
LOOKING CHARACTER.

I'LL HAVE TO INVESTIGATE.

GO GO,
GADGET COPTER!

OOH!

GOTCHA!

ALL RIGHT.
YOU LOOK SUSPICIOUS.

THAT GADGET
IS TOUGH TO CATCH.

I'LL HAVE TO USE
MY CHOP-CHOP!

AHH...

FINALLY.

FILL UP THE PLANE
WITH THE WOOD-ROT

AND SPRAY THE PARK.

[GASPS]

CHIEF QUIMBY, I'M CALLING
FOR INSPECTOR GADGET.

COME TO THE ABANDONED
LUMBERMILL AND HURRY.

TRYING TO ESCAPE, EH?

YOU WON'T FOOL--

OOF!

IF YOU WISH
TO CLIMB A TREE,

YOU MUST GO
UP, NOT DOWN.

LIKE, UH, LIKE THIS,
INSPECTOR.

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

EXCUSE ME,
I'M LOOKING
FOR A CRIMINAL.

WHOOPS!

GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!

AND I NEED
YOUR EXPERTISE
TO HELP ME.

Penny: OH, NO.

THE PLANE IS LOADED
WITH WOOD-ROT SOLUTION.

HMM...

YES. THAT'LL DO IT.

WELL, A LUMBERJACK
ALWAYS FINISHES
WHAT HE STARTS.

GADGET WILL FIND OUT
WHY I'M CALLED...

PIERRE LE CHOP.

HEH HEH HEH.

WHOOPS!

GRRR-OW!

HELLO!
YOU DROPPED YOUR AX!

NO PROBLEM.
I HAVE EXTRAS.

HEH HEH HEH.

GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!

HEY!

YOU DROPPED YOUR EXTRAS.

OH, NO.
I CAN'T TAKE IT.

GADGET IS TOO MUCH.

TOO MUCH!

TOO MUCH!

OH OHO OH!

WHAT AN EMOTIONAL FELLOW.

I'D BETTER APOLOGIZE.

OH OH.

THERE'S ONLY ONE CHANCE
TO STOP THAT PLANE.

AH! THAT'S WHAT
I WANT TO SEE.

NOW, TAKING
THE WIND DIRECTION
INTO ACCOUNT,

THIS TREE SHOULD FALL
AND BLOCK THE RUNWAY...

I HOPE.

AAH!

I'M SORRY, PIERRE.

COULD YOU
TEACH ME TO...

NO! NO! SACRE BLEU!

JUST KEEP AWAY
FROM ME, GADGET!

[PANTING]

OH, NO.

THE SPRAYER QUIT.

SVEN!

WAIT, SVEN!

SAVE ME FROM GADGET!

SVEN, SAVE ME!

UHH! UHH!
IT WON'T BUDGE,

AND HERE COMES
THE AIRPLANE!

UHH! COME ON!

THERE'S NOT
MUCH TIME.

OOF!

OHH.

OOF!

[GASPS] OHH!

GADGET,
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

YOU SAVED THE PARK
IN THE NICK OF TIME.

NO PROBLEM, CHIEF.

I DON'T HAVE
TO TELL YOU,

I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

THAT GADGET!

I'VE GOT TO GET HIM

IF IT'S
THE LAST THING I DO!

[YOWLS]

AH, PENNY,
DID YOU FIND LEAVES
FOR YOUR COLLECTION?

YES. WE HAD
A WONDERFUL TIME
IN THE FOREST.

THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE
FORESTS ARE WONDERFUL.

EXCEPT FOR ONE THING...

THE TREES.

HA HA HA.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

IT LOOKS WONDERFUL,
PENNY.

NOT AS WONDERFUL
AS YOUR SAVING
THE ENTIRE FOREST.

JUST DOING MY JOB, PENNY.

HELPING TO KEEP
OUR WOODLANDS GROWING

IS EVERYBODY'S JOB.

RIGHT.
FIRE AND INSECTS

TAKE THEIR TOLL
ON OUR FORESTS YEARLY.

THEY'RE ONE OF OUR MOST
PRECIOUS ASSETS.

MORE PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE THE
TIME TO PLANT A TREE.

COME PENNY, TIME TO GO BACK.

THOSE TERMITES
ARE EVERYWHERE.