Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 6 - Health Spa - full transcript
Inspector Gadget foils Dr. Claw's plans to destroy him while on a vacation at a health spa.
[SIREN]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[SIREN]
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[HONK]
- I CAN JOG TO WORK
EVERY MORNING.
[COUGHING]
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS.
AHH.
[RRrrr]
[ARF]
[BARKING]
CHIEF, I'VE HEARD OF
GETTING INTO YOUR WORK,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
YOU LOOK AWFUL.
YOU REALLY SHOULD DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THE SHAPE YOU'RE IN.
- GADGET, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
INTO YOUR FILE,
AND I THINK YOU'VE EARNED
YOURSELF A FEW DAYS OFF.
- CHIEF, IT COULDN'T COME
AT A BETTER TIME.
I JUST WON A WEEK AT
A NEW HEALTH SPA.
HMM. WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME?
IT WOULD GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO GET OUTDOORS.
- NO, GADGET.
I'M ORDERING YOU
TO TAKE THAT PRIZE.
I NEED THE REST.
- ANYTHING YOU SAY,
CHIEF.
- AHH, AT LAST--
AN ASSIGNMENT THAT DIDN'T
BLOW UP IN MY FACE.
- BY THE WAY, CHIEF--
HMM, THAT'S FUNNY.
HE WAS HERE
A MOMENT AGO.
- [CHUCKLING]
HA HA HA!
SO, GADGET,
YOU ACCEPTED
MY LITTLE INVITATION.
HE WILL NEVER GUESS
THAT THE BALDAWEE SPA
IS REALLY A M.A.D. TRAP
SET TO DESTROY HIM.
THIS TIME, HE WON'T ESCAPE.
EH, MADCAT?
HERE'S TO YOUR HEALTH,
INSPECTOR GADGET.
- BUT, UNCLE GADGET,
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
ENTERING ANY CONTEST.
- THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF
THESE MODERN LOTTERIES, PENNY.
EVERYONE GETS A CHANCE.
THEY PROBABLY JUST DREW
MY NAME OUT OF A HAT.
- THAT SOUNDS VERY STRANGE.
BE CAREFUL, UNCLE.
[CRASH]
BRAIN, FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET
AND STAY CLOSE TO HIM.
- UH-OH. I'VE GOT
A SNEAKY SUSPICION
I'M BEING FOLLOWED.
BY A M.A.D. AGENT,
NO DOUBT.
THIS MAY HELP YOU
GET A GRIP ON THINGS.
SCRATCH ONE M.A.D. AGENT.
AH, THE BALDAWEE HEALTH SPA.
AH...
[INHALES]
AH...
UH...
[DING]
HELLO, THERE.
MY NAME IS GADGET,
BUT DON'T ASK ME
WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING
BECAUSE IT'S TOP SECRET,
AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL YOU.
SO PLEASE DON'T ASK.
- I'M MADAME, YOUR
ACTIVITIES DIRECTOR.
YOU'LL ENJOY
YOUR STAY HERE.
I GUARANTEE IT.
WE'RE COMPLETELY
AT YOUR SERVICE.
YOU'RE OUR ONLY GUEST
AT THE MOMENT,
SO YOU'LL BE GETTING
SPECIAL TREATMENT.
- THAT'S VERY GRACIOUS
OF YOU, MADAME,
BUT I'M SURE ANY TREATMENT
I RECEIVE FROM YOU
WOULD BE SPECIAL.
WHERE DO WE START?
- SHALL WE TRY THE GYM?
- THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA.
NO WONDER
YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
I'M AN EXPERT AT INDOOR SPORTS.
- I HOPE EVERYTHING
IS READY FOR OUR GUEST.
YOU KNOW, I'VE PROMISED HIM
OUR SPECIAL TREATMENT.
- HI, GUYS.
I'M HERE FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
AH, A PUNCHING BAG.
I USED TO BE
PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.
FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY,
STING LIKE A BEE.
THAT WAS MY MOTTO!
OR WAS IT
THE OTHER WAY AROUND?
- I THINK...
A MAN OF YOUR BUILD
WOULD BE MORE CHALLENGED
BY THE WEIGHTS.
- STRANGE YOU NOTICED.
THIS BODY IS
A FINELY-TUNED INSTRUMENT
CAPABLE OF
AMAZING FEATS OF STRENGTH.
SEE?
WHAT DID
I TELL YOU, MADAME?
UNH!
A FINELY-TUNED...
INSTRUMENT.
[GROANING]
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS.
- DUH, LOOK OUT!
- OHH!
- HUH?
- DUH...
- SORRY ABOUT THAT.
MAYBE THE OLD TUNING'S
JUST A LITTLE OFF.
I'LL HAVE TO GET
MY MECHANIC TO CHECK IT OVER.
- LET'S TEST YOUR REFLEXES.
[TICKING]
CATCH.
- THANK YOU, MADAME.
THEY SAY THE HAND IS
QUICKER THAN THE EYE,
BUT THE GADGET HAND
IS EVEN QUICKER.
- [GASPING]
- A HOLE IN ONE.
- HUH?
- YAAH!
[BANG]
- IS THAT SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR?
- NO, NO. IT'S NOTHING.
- THESE LOOK INTERESTING.
WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?
- OH, I'M SURE A MAN OF
YOUR NATURAL ABILITIES
WILL SOON GET THE HANG
OF THE RINGS.
- HEE HEE HEE!
- HA HA HA!
- YOU WERE RIGHT.
THIS IS A PIECE OF CAKE.
WHOA!
MADAME, YOU OUGHT TO HAVE
YOUR EQUIPMENT CHECKED
MORE OFTEN.
SOMEBODY COULD GET HURT.
- YOU'RE SO LIGHT
ON YOUR FEET.
I DON'T THINK ANYTHING
COULD HURT YOU.
BUT THEN, OF COURSE,
YOU HAVEN'T TRIED
MY SPECIAL GYM MATS.
TRY A VAULT OR TWO.
I DO SO ADMIRE GRACE IN A MAN.
HA!
TA-DA!
SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU, MADAME,
I HAVE
AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.
MY NATURAL ABILITY GIVES ME
THE REACH OF 10 ORDINARY MEN.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU ARE EXTRAORDINARY.
HOW ABOUT
ONE MORE EXERCISE
TO PUT THE SPRING
BACK IN YOUR STEP?
- ♪ DUM DE DUM DUM
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM
- AAH!
AAH!
- THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A GOOD WORKOUT
TO GET THE OLD GADGET BODY
IN SHAPE.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
MAKES GADGET A DULL BOY.
- GRR!
AHEM. YOUR BODY LOOKS
PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
ALL YOU NEED NOW
IS A GOOD STEAM BATH
TO RELAX YOUR MUSCLES.
- THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
A LITTLE STEAM
KEEPS YOU ON THE BEAM.
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
- BRAIN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?
IS HE IN DANGER?
- [WOOF WOOF]
- HOLD ON, BRAIN.
I'M ON MY WAY.
- HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU,
MR. GADGET?
- MAYBE YOU COULD TURN UP
THE AIR CONDITIONING
JUST A LITTLE.
- HA HA HA!
HOW'S THAT?
- MUCH BETTER. THANKS.
- MAKE SURE THAT OUR CLIENT
IS WELL TAKEN CARE OF.
- YOU CAN COUNT ON US.
- DR. CLAW WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
- H-HE DOES?
OH.
- BRAIN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- [AROO]
- GADGET WON'T
GET OUT OF THIS ONE.
I PROMISE YOU.
- HE'D BETTER NOT.
I'M BEGINNING
TO LOSE PATIENCE.
- WHO'S THERE?
- [MUFFLED]
- WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
- I FOUND HER
SNOOPING AROUND OUTSIDE.
YEOW! WHAT SHOULD
I DO WITH HER?
- LOCK HER IN THE BASEMENT.
- LOCK HER
IN THE BASEMENT.
- I GIVE THE ORDERS!
MY APOLOGIES, DR. CLAW.
- DR. CLAW!
- WHEW! WHY DIDN'T I THINK
OF THIS BEFORE?
A GLASS OF ICE WATER
WOULD CERTAINLY HIT THE SPOT.
HELLO, ROOM SERVICE?
HELLO? HELLO?
HMM.
- THIS IS A VERY STRONG DOOR
MADE SPECIALLY
BY MY GRANDFATHER.
- SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
BUT NO ONE'S ANSWERING
ROOM SERVICE,
AND A GLASS OF
ICE WATER WOULD BE NICE.
- I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM
TRY AND OPEN IT NOW.
- HA HA HA!
- SORRY TO DISTURB YOU AGAIN,
BUT I FORGOT TO
TAKE OFF MY WATCH.
COULD YOU PUT IT
SOMEWHERE SAFE?
- I TOLD YOU,
STAY INSIDE!
IT'S MADAME'S ORDERS!
- I WONDER WHY THEY'RE SO ANGRY.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE
I FORGOT TO THANK THEM.
[DING]
- DID YOU SEE WHAT I SAW?
- YEAH,
A WALKING PLANT.
- PLANTS DON'T WALK.
- OH...COME ON! AFTER IT!
- HMM. THE TWO FELLAS LEFT.
MUST BE A TIME LOCK
ON THE DOOR.
OH, WELL. NOW FOR SOME EXERCISE.
MADAME!
- OH, NOTHING'S GOING RIGHT.
- YEAH. OH, NO!
- GADGET GOT AWAY!
- WE'D BETTER TELL MADAME
BEFORE SHE
FINDS OUT HERSELF.
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
AN EXERCISE ROOM.
THINGS SURE HAVE CHANGED
SINCE I WAS A KID.
1, 2. 1, 2.
- OH, BRAIN, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE HERE.
- SO, GADGET HAS FOUND
MY TORTURE CHAMBER.
FINISHING HIM OFF FOR GOOD
SHOULD BE EASY.
- [GASP]
- 102, 103. 104...
AH, MADAME, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN
AN EXERCISE ROOM
QUITE LIKE THIS ONE.
- AND IT WILL PROBABLY BE THE
LAST ONE YOU'LL EVER SEE.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS?
- WELL, WHY NOT?
- [GRUNTING]
- [YAWNING]
- NOTHING LIKE A GOOD STRETCH,
EH, INSPECTOR GADGET?
EEE!
- AH, THAT'S WONDERFUL
FOR THE BACK.
WHEN DO WE EAT?
ALL THIS EXERCISE
HAS GIVEN ME QUITE AN APPETITE.
- GOOD. I WANT TO PREPARE A
SPECIAL MEAL JUST FOR YOU.
- WONDERFUL. THEN I THINK
I'LL GET SOME AIR.
AH. IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE.
HUP...HUP...
- YOUR INEFFICIENCY IS
MAKING ME VERY ANGRY.
- B-B-BUT...
- FORGET YOUR SNIVELING.
I WANT GADGET ELIMINATED NOW!
- WHERE DID SHE GO?
THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING, BRAIN.
FOLLOW THEM.
- [WHIMPERS]
- I'LL BE OK.
- IT'S ALMOST DINNERTIME.
GADGET SHOULD BE HUNGRY BY NOW.
MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR POTION
ON EVERYTHING GADGET
MIGHT WANT TO EAT.
- DON'T WORRY.
ONE DROP OF THIS,
AND GADGET WILL BE A PUSSYCAT
IN CLAW'S HANDS.
- [LAUGHTER]
- IS DINNER ALMOST READY?
I'M STARVING.
- THERE HE IS.
- WOW!
BRAIN,
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT
WITH UNCLE GADGET?
- [SNICKERING]
[CHOMP]
- MADAME'S GOING TO DRUG
UNCLE GADGET?
WELL, STAY WITH HIM, AND
DON'T LET HIM EAT ANYTHING.
CHIEF QUIMBY, WE FOUND
STOLEN JEWELS AT THE HEALTH SPA.
HURRY!
- I AM FAMISHED.
ALL THIS EXERCISE HAS
SURE BUILT UP MY APPETITE.
- THIS IS FRESH
OUT OF THE OVEN.
HAVE A SLICE OF
MY SPECIAL BREAD.
- THANK YOU.
THERE'S NOTHING AS DELICIOUS
AS HOMEMADE BREAD.
YES, NICE, FRESH, SOFT BREAD.
- YOUR LAMB CHOP MUST BE
READY BY NOW.
MAKE SURE YOU EAT
EVERY LAST BITE.
- I MIGHT EVEN EAT THE PLATE.
HEH HEH HEH!
- HEH HEH HEH
- HUH?
GO, GO, GADGET NECK.
- INSPECTOR...
WELL, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
YOU ATE IT ALL?
- IT WAS VERY TASTY.
- I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE SOME SALAD
WITH YOUR CHOP.
I HAVE TO HAVE A WORD
WITH THE COOK.
- AH...
GEE!
- YOU DIDN'T EAT
ALL YOUR SALAD?
- HEH HEH!
I WAS JUST TOSSING IT.
- A NICE PIECE OF FRUIT?
- [GASP]
- I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
- YEOW!
- YOUR POTION DOESN'T WORK!
- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
HE MUST BE REALLY TOUGH.
- THEN LET'S GIVE HIM
MY DYNAMITE CAKE.
HEH HEH HEH!
HE'LL GET A REAL BANG
OUT OF THIS.
- THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY
GOING ON HERE.
- THE COOK BAKED THIS
JUST FOR YOU.
- OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL.
AND IT ISN'T EVEN MY BIRTHDAY.
BUT WON'T YOU HAVE A PIECE?
- NO, THANKS. IT'S FATTENING.
- [GASP]
UNCLE GADGET, NO!
- PENNY! BRAIN!
[EXPLOSION]
WOWZERS.
- [GROANING]
- OK, TAKE THEM AWAY.
CONGRATULATIONS, GADGET.
YOU DID IT AGAIN.
- I DID?
WELL, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
- NO, CONGRATULATIONS
FOR FINDING THE JEWELS, GADGET.
EVEN WHEN YOU'RE ON VACATION,
YOU'RE STILL ON DUTY.
- CHIEF, I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
- AND WE'RE GLAD YOU ARE,
UNCLE GADGET.
- [LAUGHTER]
- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
WITH THE REST
OF YOUR VACATION, UNCLE GADGET?
- PENNY, I'M GOING
BACK TO THE CITY FOR
A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET.
STAYING IN SHAPE IS
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING
TO TAKE IT A LITTLE BIT
AT A TIME.
- BUT, UNCLE, YOU GOT
FRESH AIR AND EXERCISE.
DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER FOR IT?
- YES, PENNY, BUT YOU DON'T
HAVE TO COME ALL THE WAY
TO THE COUNTRY
TO IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH.
YOU CAN START IN YOUR OWN HOME.
EXERCISE DAILY.
I THINK I'LL JOG TO WORK
EVERY MORNING.
AND MAYBE I'LL GO SWIMMING
ONCE A WEEK.
I COULD EXERCISE
MY GADGETS,
BUT DR. CLAW LETS ME
DO THAT ALL THE TIME.
- [LAUGHTER]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU
NEXT TIME, GADGET,
NEXT TIME.
- [MEOW]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[SIREN]
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[HONK]
- I CAN JOG TO WORK
EVERY MORNING.
[COUGHING]
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS.
AHH.
[RRrrr]
[ARF]
[BARKING]
CHIEF, I'VE HEARD OF
GETTING INTO YOUR WORK,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
YOU LOOK AWFUL.
YOU REALLY SHOULD DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THE SHAPE YOU'RE IN.
- GADGET, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
INTO YOUR FILE,
AND I THINK YOU'VE EARNED
YOURSELF A FEW DAYS OFF.
- CHIEF, IT COULDN'T COME
AT A BETTER TIME.
I JUST WON A WEEK AT
A NEW HEALTH SPA.
HMM. WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME?
IT WOULD GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO GET OUTDOORS.
- NO, GADGET.
I'M ORDERING YOU
TO TAKE THAT PRIZE.
I NEED THE REST.
- ANYTHING YOU SAY,
CHIEF.
- AHH, AT LAST--
AN ASSIGNMENT THAT DIDN'T
BLOW UP IN MY FACE.
- BY THE WAY, CHIEF--
HMM, THAT'S FUNNY.
HE WAS HERE
A MOMENT AGO.
- [CHUCKLING]
HA HA HA!
SO, GADGET,
YOU ACCEPTED
MY LITTLE INVITATION.
HE WILL NEVER GUESS
THAT THE BALDAWEE SPA
IS REALLY A M.A.D. TRAP
SET TO DESTROY HIM.
THIS TIME, HE WON'T ESCAPE.
EH, MADCAT?
HERE'S TO YOUR HEALTH,
INSPECTOR GADGET.
- BUT, UNCLE GADGET,
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
ENTERING ANY CONTEST.
- THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF
THESE MODERN LOTTERIES, PENNY.
EVERYONE GETS A CHANCE.
THEY PROBABLY JUST DREW
MY NAME OUT OF A HAT.
- THAT SOUNDS VERY STRANGE.
BE CAREFUL, UNCLE.
[CRASH]
BRAIN, FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET
AND STAY CLOSE TO HIM.
- UH-OH. I'VE GOT
A SNEAKY SUSPICION
I'M BEING FOLLOWED.
BY A M.A.D. AGENT,
NO DOUBT.
THIS MAY HELP YOU
GET A GRIP ON THINGS.
SCRATCH ONE M.A.D. AGENT.
AH, THE BALDAWEE HEALTH SPA.
AH...
[INHALES]
AH...
UH...
[DING]
HELLO, THERE.
MY NAME IS GADGET,
BUT DON'T ASK ME
WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING
BECAUSE IT'S TOP SECRET,
AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL YOU.
SO PLEASE DON'T ASK.
- I'M MADAME, YOUR
ACTIVITIES DIRECTOR.
YOU'LL ENJOY
YOUR STAY HERE.
I GUARANTEE IT.
WE'RE COMPLETELY
AT YOUR SERVICE.
YOU'RE OUR ONLY GUEST
AT THE MOMENT,
SO YOU'LL BE GETTING
SPECIAL TREATMENT.
- THAT'S VERY GRACIOUS
OF YOU, MADAME,
BUT I'M SURE ANY TREATMENT
I RECEIVE FROM YOU
WOULD BE SPECIAL.
WHERE DO WE START?
- SHALL WE TRY THE GYM?
- THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA.
NO WONDER
YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
I'M AN EXPERT AT INDOOR SPORTS.
- I HOPE EVERYTHING
IS READY FOR OUR GUEST.
YOU KNOW, I'VE PROMISED HIM
OUR SPECIAL TREATMENT.
- HI, GUYS.
I'M HERE FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
AH, A PUNCHING BAG.
I USED TO BE
PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.
FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY,
STING LIKE A BEE.
THAT WAS MY MOTTO!
OR WAS IT
THE OTHER WAY AROUND?
- I THINK...
A MAN OF YOUR BUILD
WOULD BE MORE CHALLENGED
BY THE WEIGHTS.
- STRANGE YOU NOTICED.
THIS BODY IS
A FINELY-TUNED INSTRUMENT
CAPABLE OF
AMAZING FEATS OF STRENGTH.
SEE?
WHAT DID
I TELL YOU, MADAME?
UNH!
A FINELY-TUNED...
INSTRUMENT.
[GROANING]
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS.
- DUH, LOOK OUT!
- OHH!
- HUH?
- DUH...
- SORRY ABOUT THAT.
MAYBE THE OLD TUNING'S
JUST A LITTLE OFF.
I'LL HAVE TO GET
MY MECHANIC TO CHECK IT OVER.
- LET'S TEST YOUR REFLEXES.
[TICKING]
CATCH.
- THANK YOU, MADAME.
THEY SAY THE HAND IS
QUICKER THAN THE EYE,
BUT THE GADGET HAND
IS EVEN QUICKER.
- [GASPING]
- A HOLE IN ONE.
- HUH?
- YAAH!
[BANG]
- IS THAT SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR?
- NO, NO. IT'S NOTHING.
- THESE LOOK INTERESTING.
WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?
- OH, I'M SURE A MAN OF
YOUR NATURAL ABILITIES
WILL SOON GET THE HANG
OF THE RINGS.
- HEE HEE HEE!
- HA HA HA!
- YOU WERE RIGHT.
THIS IS A PIECE OF CAKE.
WHOA!
MADAME, YOU OUGHT TO HAVE
YOUR EQUIPMENT CHECKED
MORE OFTEN.
SOMEBODY COULD GET HURT.
- YOU'RE SO LIGHT
ON YOUR FEET.
I DON'T THINK ANYTHING
COULD HURT YOU.
BUT THEN, OF COURSE,
YOU HAVEN'T TRIED
MY SPECIAL GYM MATS.
TRY A VAULT OR TWO.
I DO SO ADMIRE GRACE IN A MAN.
HA!
TA-DA!
SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU, MADAME,
I HAVE
AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.
MY NATURAL ABILITY GIVES ME
THE REACH OF 10 ORDINARY MEN.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU ARE EXTRAORDINARY.
HOW ABOUT
ONE MORE EXERCISE
TO PUT THE SPRING
BACK IN YOUR STEP?
- ♪ DUM DE DUM DUM
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM
- AAH!
AAH!
- THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A GOOD WORKOUT
TO GET THE OLD GADGET BODY
IN SHAPE.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
MAKES GADGET A DULL BOY.
- GRR!
AHEM. YOUR BODY LOOKS
PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
ALL YOU NEED NOW
IS A GOOD STEAM BATH
TO RELAX YOUR MUSCLES.
- THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
A LITTLE STEAM
KEEPS YOU ON THE BEAM.
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
- BRAIN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?
IS HE IN DANGER?
- [WOOF WOOF]
- HOLD ON, BRAIN.
I'M ON MY WAY.
- HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU,
MR. GADGET?
- MAYBE YOU COULD TURN UP
THE AIR CONDITIONING
JUST A LITTLE.
- HA HA HA!
HOW'S THAT?
- MUCH BETTER. THANKS.
- MAKE SURE THAT OUR CLIENT
IS WELL TAKEN CARE OF.
- YOU CAN COUNT ON US.
- DR. CLAW WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
- H-HE DOES?
OH.
- BRAIN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- [AROO]
- GADGET WON'T
GET OUT OF THIS ONE.
I PROMISE YOU.
- HE'D BETTER NOT.
I'M BEGINNING
TO LOSE PATIENCE.
- WHO'S THERE?
- [MUFFLED]
- WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
- I FOUND HER
SNOOPING AROUND OUTSIDE.
YEOW! WHAT SHOULD
I DO WITH HER?
- LOCK HER IN THE BASEMENT.
- LOCK HER
IN THE BASEMENT.
- I GIVE THE ORDERS!
MY APOLOGIES, DR. CLAW.
- DR. CLAW!
- WHEW! WHY DIDN'T I THINK
OF THIS BEFORE?
A GLASS OF ICE WATER
WOULD CERTAINLY HIT THE SPOT.
HELLO, ROOM SERVICE?
HELLO? HELLO?
HMM.
- THIS IS A VERY STRONG DOOR
MADE SPECIALLY
BY MY GRANDFATHER.
- SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
BUT NO ONE'S ANSWERING
ROOM SERVICE,
AND A GLASS OF
ICE WATER WOULD BE NICE.
- I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM
TRY AND OPEN IT NOW.
- HA HA HA!
- SORRY TO DISTURB YOU AGAIN,
BUT I FORGOT TO
TAKE OFF MY WATCH.
COULD YOU PUT IT
SOMEWHERE SAFE?
- I TOLD YOU,
STAY INSIDE!
IT'S MADAME'S ORDERS!
- I WONDER WHY THEY'RE SO ANGRY.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE
I FORGOT TO THANK THEM.
[DING]
- DID YOU SEE WHAT I SAW?
- YEAH,
A WALKING PLANT.
- PLANTS DON'T WALK.
- OH...COME ON! AFTER IT!
- HMM. THE TWO FELLAS LEFT.
MUST BE A TIME LOCK
ON THE DOOR.
OH, WELL. NOW FOR SOME EXERCISE.
MADAME!
- OH, NOTHING'S GOING RIGHT.
- YEAH. OH, NO!
- GADGET GOT AWAY!
- WE'D BETTER TELL MADAME
BEFORE SHE
FINDS OUT HERSELF.
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
AN EXERCISE ROOM.
THINGS SURE HAVE CHANGED
SINCE I WAS A KID.
1, 2. 1, 2.
- OH, BRAIN, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE HERE.
- SO, GADGET HAS FOUND
MY TORTURE CHAMBER.
FINISHING HIM OFF FOR GOOD
SHOULD BE EASY.
- [GASP]
- 102, 103. 104...
AH, MADAME, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN
AN EXERCISE ROOM
QUITE LIKE THIS ONE.
- AND IT WILL PROBABLY BE THE
LAST ONE YOU'LL EVER SEE.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS?
- WELL, WHY NOT?
- [GRUNTING]
- [YAWNING]
- NOTHING LIKE A GOOD STRETCH,
EH, INSPECTOR GADGET?
EEE!
- AH, THAT'S WONDERFUL
FOR THE BACK.
WHEN DO WE EAT?
ALL THIS EXERCISE
HAS GIVEN ME QUITE AN APPETITE.
- GOOD. I WANT TO PREPARE A
SPECIAL MEAL JUST FOR YOU.
- WONDERFUL. THEN I THINK
I'LL GET SOME AIR.
AH. IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE.
HUP...HUP...
- YOUR INEFFICIENCY IS
MAKING ME VERY ANGRY.
- B-B-BUT...
- FORGET YOUR SNIVELING.
I WANT GADGET ELIMINATED NOW!
- WHERE DID SHE GO?
THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING, BRAIN.
FOLLOW THEM.
- [WHIMPERS]
- I'LL BE OK.
- IT'S ALMOST DINNERTIME.
GADGET SHOULD BE HUNGRY BY NOW.
MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR POTION
ON EVERYTHING GADGET
MIGHT WANT TO EAT.
- DON'T WORRY.
ONE DROP OF THIS,
AND GADGET WILL BE A PUSSYCAT
IN CLAW'S HANDS.
- [LAUGHTER]
- IS DINNER ALMOST READY?
I'M STARVING.
- THERE HE IS.
- WOW!
BRAIN,
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT
WITH UNCLE GADGET?
- [SNICKERING]
[CHOMP]
- MADAME'S GOING TO DRUG
UNCLE GADGET?
WELL, STAY WITH HIM, AND
DON'T LET HIM EAT ANYTHING.
CHIEF QUIMBY, WE FOUND
STOLEN JEWELS AT THE HEALTH SPA.
HURRY!
- I AM FAMISHED.
ALL THIS EXERCISE HAS
SURE BUILT UP MY APPETITE.
- THIS IS FRESH
OUT OF THE OVEN.
HAVE A SLICE OF
MY SPECIAL BREAD.
- THANK YOU.
THERE'S NOTHING AS DELICIOUS
AS HOMEMADE BREAD.
YES, NICE, FRESH, SOFT BREAD.
- YOUR LAMB CHOP MUST BE
READY BY NOW.
MAKE SURE YOU EAT
EVERY LAST BITE.
- I MIGHT EVEN EAT THE PLATE.
HEH HEH HEH!
- HEH HEH HEH
- HUH?
GO, GO, GADGET NECK.
- INSPECTOR...
WELL, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
YOU ATE IT ALL?
- IT WAS VERY TASTY.
- I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE SOME SALAD
WITH YOUR CHOP.
I HAVE TO HAVE A WORD
WITH THE COOK.
- AH...
GEE!
- YOU DIDN'T EAT
ALL YOUR SALAD?
- HEH HEH!
I WAS JUST TOSSING IT.
- A NICE PIECE OF FRUIT?
- [GASP]
- I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
- YEOW!
- YOUR POTION DOESN'T WORK!
- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
HE MUST BE REALLY TOUGH.
- THEN LET'S GIVE HIM
MY DYNAMITE CAKE.
HEH HEH HEH!
HE'LL GET A REAL BANG
OUT OF THIS.
- THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY
GOING ON HERE.
- THE COOK BAKED THIS
JUST FOR YOU.
- OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL.
AND IT ISN'T EVEN MY BIRTHDAY.
BUT WON'T YOU HAVE A PIECE?
- NO, THANKS. IT'S FATTENING.
- [GASP]
UNCLE GADGET, NO!
- PENNY! BRAIN!
[EXPLOSION]
WOWZERS.
- [GROANING]
- OK, TAKE THEM AWAY.
CONGRATULATIONS, GADGET.
YOU DID IT AGAIN.
- I DID?
WELL, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
- NO, CONGRATULATIONS
FOR FINDING THE JEWELS, GADGET.
EVEN WHEN YOU'RE ON VACATION,
YOU'RE STILL ON DUTY.
- CHIEF, I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
- AND WE'RE GLAD YOU ARE,
UNCLE GADGET.
- [LAUGHTER]
- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
WITH THE REST
OF YOUR VACATION, UNCLE GADGET?
- PENNY, I'M GOING
BACK TO THE CITY FOR
A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET.
STAYING IN SHAPE IS
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING
TO TAKE IT A LITTLE BIT
AT A TIME.
- BUT, UNCLE, YOU GOT
FRESH AIR AND EXERCISE.
DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER FOR IT?
- YES, PENNY, BUT YOU DON'T
HAVE TO COME ALL THE WAY
TO THE COUNTRY
TO IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH.
YOU CAN START IN YOUR OWN HOME.
EXERCISE DAILY.
I THINK I'LL JOG TO WORK
EVERY MORNING.
AND MAYBE I'LL GO SWIMMING
ONCE A WEEK.
I COULD EXERCISE
MY GADGETS,
BUT DR. CLAW LETS ME
DO THAT ALL THE TIME.
- [LAUGHTER]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU
NEXT TIME, GADGET,
NEXT TIME.
- [MEOW]