Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 6 - Health Spa - full transcript

Inspector Gadget foils Dr. Claw's plans to destroy him while on a vacation at a health spa.

[SIREN]

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[EXPLOSION]

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[SIREN]

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[HONK]

- I CAN JOG TO WORK
EVERY MORNING.

[COUGHING]

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS.

AHH.

[RRrrr]

[ARF]

[BARKING]

CHIEF, I'VE HEARD OF
GETTING INTO YOUR WORK,

BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
YOU LOOK AWFUL.

YOU REALLY SHOULD DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THE SHAPE YOU'RE IN.



- GADGET, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
INTO YOUR FILE,

AND I THINK YOU'VE EARNED
YOURSELF A FEW DAYS OFF.

- CHIEF, IT COULDN'T COME
AT A BETTER TIME.

I JUST WON A WEEK AT
A NEW HEALTH SPA.

HMM. WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME?

IT WOULD GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO GET OUTDOORS.

- NO, GADGET.

I'M ORDERING YOU
TO TAKE THAT PRIZE.

I NEED THE REST.

- ANYTHING YOU SAY,
CHIEF.

- AHH, AT LAST--

AN ASSIGNMENT THAT DIDN'T
BLOW UP IN MY FACE.

- BY THE WAY, CHIEF--

HMM, THAT'S FUNNY.

HE WAS HERE
A MOMENT AGO.

- [CHUCKLING]

HA HA HA!

SO, GADGET,

YOU ACCEPTED
MY LITTLE INVITATION.

HE WILL NEVER GUESS
THAT THE BALDAWEE SPA

IS REALLY A M.A.D. TRAP
SET TO DESTROY HIM.

THIS TIME, HE WON'T ESCAPE.

EH, MADCAT?

HERE'S TO YOUR HEALTH,
INSPECTOR GADGET.

- BUT, UNCLE GADGET,

I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
ENTERING ANY CONTEST.

- THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF
THESE MODERN LOTTERIES, PENNY.

EVERYONE GETS A CHANCE.

THEY PROBABLY JUST DREW
MY NAME OUT OF A HAT.

- THAT SOUNDS VERY STRANGE.

BE CAREFUL, UNCLE.

[CRASH]

BRAIN, FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET
AND STAY CLOSE TO HIM.

- UH-OH. I'VE GOT
A SNEAKY SUSPICION

I'M BEING FOLLOWED.

BY A M.A.D. AGENT,
NO DOUBT.

THIS MAY HELP YOU
GET A GRIP ON THINGS.

SCRATCH ONE M.A.D. AGENT.

AH, THE BALDAWEE HEALTH SPA.

AH...

[INHALES]

AH...

UH...

[DING]

HELLO, THERE.

MY NAME IS GADGET,

BUT DON'T ASK ME
WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING

BECAUSE IT'S TOP SECRET,
AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL YOU.

SO PLEASE DON'T ASK.

- I'M MADAME, YOUR
ACTIVITIES DIRECTOR.

YOU'LL ENJOY
YOUR STAY HERE.

I GUARANTEE IT.

WE'RE COMPLETELY
AT YOUR SERVICE.

YOU'RE OUR ONLY GUEST
AT THE MOMENT,

SO YOU'LL BE GETTING
SPECIAL TREATMENT.

- THAT'S VERY GRACIOUS
OF YOU, MADAME,

BUT I'M SURE ANY TREATMENT
I RECEIVE FROM YOU

WOULD BE SPECIAL.

WHERE DO WE START?

- SHALL WE TRY THE GYM?

- THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA.

NO WONDER
YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
I'M AN EXPERT AT INDOOR SPORTS.

- I HOPE EVERYTHING
IS READY FOR OUR GUEST.

YOU KNOW, I'VE PROMISED HIM
OUR SPECIAL TREATMENT.

- HI, GUYS.
I'M HERE FOR A WHOLE WEEK.

AH, A PUNCHING BAG.

I USED TO BE
PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.

FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY,
STING LIKE A BEE.

THAT WAS MY MOTTO!

OR WAS IT
THE OTHER WAY AROUND?

- I THINK...

A MAN OF YOUR BUILD
WOULD BE MORE CHALLENGED

BY THE WEIGHTS.

- STRANGE YOU NOTICED.

THIS BODY IS
A FINELY-TUNED INSTRUMENT

CAPABLE OF
AMAZING FEATS OF STRENGTH.

SEE?

WHAT DID
I TELL YOU, MADAME?

UNH!

A FINELY-TUNED...

INSTRUMENT.

[GROANING]

GO, GO, GADGET ARMS.

- DUH, LOOK OUT!

- OHH!

- HUH?

- DUH...

- SORRY ABOUT THAT.

MAYBE THE OLD TUNING'S
JUST A LITTLE OFF.

I'LL HAVE TO GET
MY MECHANIC TO CHECK IT OVER.

- LET'S TEST YOUR REFLEXES.

[TICKING]

CATCH.

- THANK YOU, MADAME.

THEY SAY THE HAND IS
QUICKER THAN THE EYE,

BUT THE GADGET HAND
IS EVEN QUICKER.

- [GASPING]

- A HOLE IN ONE.

- HUH?

- YAAH!

[BANG]

- IS THAT SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR?

- NO, NO. IT'S NOTHING.

- THESE LOOK INTERESTING.

WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM?

- OH, I'M SURE A MAN OF
YOUR NATURAL ABILITIES

WILL SOON GET THE HANG
OF THE RINGS.

- HEE HEE HEE!
- HA HA HA!

- YOU WERE RIGHT.
THIS IS A PIECE OF CAKE.

WHOA!

MADAME, YOU OUGHT TO HAVE
YOUR EQUIPMENT CHECKED
MORE OFTEN.

SOMEBODY COULD GET HURT.

- YOU'RE SO LIGHT
ON YOUR FEET.

I DON'T THINK ANYTHING
COULD HURT YOU.

BUT THEN, OF COURSE,
YOU HAVEN'T TRIED

MY SPECIAL GYM MATS.

TRY A VAULT OR TWO.

I DO SO ADMIRE GRACE IN A MAN.

HA!

TA-DA!

SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU, MADAME,

I HAVE
AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.

MY NATURAL ABILITY GIVES ME
THE REACH OF 10 ORDINARY MEN.

- YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU ARE EXTRAORDINARY.

HOW ABOUT
ONE MORE EXERCISE

TO PUT THE SPRING
BACK IN YOUR STEP?

- ♪ DUM DE DUM DUM

♪ DUM DE DUM DUM

- AAH!

AAH!

- THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A GOOD WORKOUT

TO GET THE OLD GADGET BODY
IN SHAPE.

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
MAKES GADGET A DULL BOY.

- GRR!

AHEM. YOUR BODY LOOKS
PRETTY GOOD TO ME.

ALL YOU NEED NOW
IS A GOOD STEAM BATH
TO RELAX YOUR MUSCLES.

- THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

A LITTLE STEAM
KEEPS YOU ON THE BEAM.

THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.

- BRAIN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?
IS HE IN DANGER?

- [WOOF WOOF]

- HOLD ON, BRAIN.
I'M ON MY WAY.

- HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU,
MR. GADGET?

- MAYBE YOU COULD TURN UP
THE AIR CONDITIONING
JUST A LITTLE.

- HA HA HA!

HOW'S THAT?

- MUCH BETTER. THANKS.

- MAKE SURE THAT OUR CLIENT
IS WELL TAKEN CARE OF.

- YOU CAN COUNT ON US.

- DR. CLAW WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

- H-HE DOES?

OH.

- BRAIN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

- [AROO]

- GADGET WON'T
GET OUT OF THIS ONE.

I PROMISE YOU.

- HE'D BETTER NOT.

I'M BEGINNING
TO LOSE PATIENCE.

- WHO'S THERE?

- [MUFFLED]

- WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

- I FOUND HER
SNOOPING AROUND OUTSIDE.

YEOW! WHAT SHOULD
I DO WITH HER?

- LOCK HER IN THE BASEMENT.

- LOCK HER
IN THE BASEMENT.

- I GIVE THE ORDERS!

MY APOLOGIES, DR. CLAW.

- DR. CLAW!

- WHEW! WHY DIDN'T I THINK
OF THIS BEFORE?

A GLASS OF ICE WATER
WOULD CERTAINLY HIT THE SPOT.

HELLO, ROOM SERVICE?

HELLO? HELLO?

HMM.

- THIS IS A VERY STRONG DOOR

MADE SPECIALLY
BY MY GRANDFATHER.

- SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,

BUT NO ONE'S ANSWERING
ROOM SERVICE,

AND A GLASS OF
ICE WATER WOULD BE NICE.

- I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM
TRY AND OPEN IT NOW.

- HA HA HA!

- SORRY TO DISTURB YOU AGAIN,

BUT I FORGOT TO
TAKE OFF MY WATCH.

COULD YOU PUT IT
SOMEWHERE SAFE?

- I TOLD YOU,
STAY INSIDE!

IT'S MADAME'S ORDERS!

- I WONDER WHY THEY'RE SO ANGRY.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE
I FORGOT TO THANK THEM.

[DING]

- DID YOU SEE WHAT I SAW?

- YEAH,
A WALKING PLANT.

- PLANTS DON'T WALK.

- OH...COME ON! AFTER IT!

- HMM. THE TWO FELLAS LEFT.

MUST BE A TIME LOCK
ON THE DOOR.

OH, WELL. NOW FOR SOME EXERCISE.

MADAME!

- OH, NOTHING'S GOING RIGHT.

- YEAH. OH, NO!

- GADGET GOT AWAY!

- WE'D BETTER TELL MADAME

BEFORE SHE
FINDS OUT HERSELF.

- WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
AN EXERCISE ROOM.

THINGS SURE HAVE CHANGED
SINCE I WAS A KID.

1, 2. 1, 2.

- OH, BRAIN, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE HERE.

- SO, GADGET HAS FOUND
MY TORTURE CHAMBER.

FINISHING HIM OFF FOR GOOD
SHOULD BE EASY.

- [GASP]

- 102, 103. 104...

AH, MADAME, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN
AN EXERCISE ROOM

QUITE LIKE THIS ONE.

- AND IT WILL PROBABLY BE THE
LAST ONE YOU'LL EVER SEE.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS?

- WELL, WHY NOT?

- [GRUNTING]

- [YAWNING]

- NOTHING LIKE A GOOD STRETCH,
EH, INSPECTOR GADGET?

EEE!

- AH, THAT'S WONDERFUL
FOR THE BACK.

WHEN DO WE EAT?

ALL THIS EXERCISE
HAS GIVEN ME QUITE AN APPETITE.

- GOOD. I WANT TO PREPARE A
SPECIAL MEAL JUST FOR YOU.

- WONDERFUL. THEN I THINK
I'LL GET SOME AIR.

AH. IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE.

HUP...HUP...

- YOUR INEFFICIENCY IS
MAKING ME VERY ANGRY.

- B-B-BUT...

- FORGET YOUR SNIVELING.

I WANT GADGET ELIMINATED NOW!

- WHERE DID SHE GO?

THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING, BRAIN.
FOLLOW THEM.

- [WHIMPERS]

- I'LL BE OK.

- IT'S ALMOST DINNERTIME.

GADGET SHOULD BE HUNGRY BY NOW.

MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR POTION

ON EVERYTHING GADGET
MIGHT WANT TO EAT.

- DON'T WORRY.
ONE DROP OF THIS,

AND GADGET WILL BE A PUSSYCAT
IN CLAW'S HANDS.

- [LAUGHTER]

- IS DINNER ALMOST READY?
I'M STARVING.

- THERE HE IS.

- WOW!

BRAIN,
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT
WITH UNCLE GADGET?

- [SNICKERING]

[CHOMP]

- MADAME'S GOING TO DRUG
UNCLE GADGET?

WELL, STAY WITH HIM, AND
DON'T LET HIM EAT ANYTHING.

CHIEF QUIMBY, WE FOUND
STOLEN JEWELS AT THE HEALTH SPA.

HURRY!

- I AM FAMISHED.

ALL THIS EXERCISE HAS
SURE BUILT UP MY APPETITE.

- THIS IS FRESH
OUT OF THE OVEN.

HAVE A SLICE OF
MY SPECIAL BREAD.

- THANK YOU.

THERE'S NOTHING AS DELICIOUS
AS HOMEMADE BREAD.

YES, NICE, FRESH, SOFT BREAD.

- YOUR LAMB CHOP MUST BE
READY BY NOW.

MAKE SURE YOU EAT
EVERY LAST BITE.

- I MIGHT EVEN EAT THE PLATE.
HEH HEH HEH!

- HEH HEH HEH

- HUH?

GO, GO, GADGET NECK.

- INSPECTOR...

WELL, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
YOU ATE IT ALL?

- IT WAS VERY TASTY.

- I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE SOME SALAD
WITH YOUR CHOP.

I HAVE TO HAVE A WORD
WITH THE COOK.

- AH...

GEE!

- YOU DIDN'T EAT
ALL YOUR SALAD?

- HEH HEH!
I WAS JUST TOSSING IT.

- A NICE PIECE OF FRUIT?

- [GASP]

- I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

- YEOW!

- YOUR POTION DOESN'T WORK!

- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

HE MUST BE REALLY TOUGH.

- THEN LET'S GIVE HIM
MY DYNAMITE CAKE.

HEH HEH HEH!

HE'LL GET A REAL BANG
OUT OF THIS.

- THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY
GOING ON HERE.

- THE COOK BAKED THIS
JUST FOR YOU.

- OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL.
AND IT ISN'T EVEN MY BIRTHDAY.

BUT WON'T YOU HAVE A PIECE?

- NO, THANKS. IT'S FATTENING.

- [GASP]

UNCLE GADGET, NO!

- PENNY! BRAIN!

[EXPLOSION]

WOWZERS.

- [GROANING]

- OK, TAKE THEM AWAY.

CONGRATULATIONS, GADGET.
YOU DID IT AGAIN.

- I DID?
WELL, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

- NO, CONGRATULATIONS
FOR FINDING THE JEWELS, GADGET.

EVEN WHEN YOU'RE ON VACATION,
YOU'RE STILL ON DUTY.

- CHIEF, I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

- AND WE'RE GLAD YOU ARE,
UNCLE GADGET.

- [LAUGHTER]

- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

WITH THE REST
OF YOUR VACATION, UNCLE GADGET?

- PENNY, I'M GOING
BACK TO THE CITY FOR
A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET.

STAYING IN SHAPE IS
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING
TO TAKE IT A LITTLE BIT
AT A TIME.

- BUT, UNCLE, YOU GOT
FRESH AIR AND EXERCISE.

DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER FOR IT?

- YES, PENNY, BUT YOU DON'T
HAVE TO COME ALL THE WAY
TO THE COUNTRY

TO IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH.

YOU CAN START IN YOUR OWN HOME.
EXERCISE DAILY.

I THINK I'LL JOG TO WORK
EVERY MORNING.

AND MAYBE I'LL GO SWIMMING
ONCE A WEEK.

I COULD EXERCISE
MY GADGETS,

BUT DR. CLAW LETS ME
DO THAT ALL THE TIME.

- [LAUGHTER]

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'LL GET YOU
NEXT TIME, GADGET,

NEXT TIME.

- [MEOW]