Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 5 - The Amazon - full transcript

Inspector Gadget prevents Dr. Claw from kidnapping the father of modern bionics, Professor Von Slicksfein.

[SIREN]

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[SIREN]

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET



♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'M SORRY, PENNY.
YOU AND BRAIN

WILL HAVE TO ENTERTAIN
EACH OTHER THIS WEEKEND.

CHIEF QUIMBY WANTS ME
TO BE READY FOR ACTION

24 HOURS A DAY.

I HAVE TO MAKE SURE
THE GADGET MOBILE IS
IN TIPTOP SHAPE.

- WHAT'S IT ABOUT,
UNCLE GADGET?

- HE WOULDN'T TELL ME
EXACTLY, PENNY,

BUT HE DID MENTION
PROFESSOR VON SLICKSTEIN.

- PROFESSOR VON SLICKSTEIN?

WHY, HE'S
THE SCIENTIFIC GENIUS
THAT GAVE YOU ALL YOUR GADGETS.

- THAT'S RIGHT.
HE'S THE FATHER

OF MODERN BIONICS
AND A VERY DEAR FRIEND.



- WHATEVER'S GOING ON, BRAIN,

IT SURE IS WORRYING
UNCLE GADGET.

WE'D BETTER GET READY
TO HELP HIM OUT.

- [GROWLS]
RIGHT!
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

- CHIEF! WHAT'S--

- [INDISTINCT]

- DR. CLAW IS GOING
TO DO WHAT?

HE'S GOING TO KIDNAP
PROFESSOR VON SLICKSTEIN?

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
I'M ON MY WAY.

LOOK AFTER PENNY, BRAIN.

GO, GO, GADGET MOBILE!

- THIS TIME, DR. CLAW'S
GONE TOO FAR.

- PROFESSOR VON SLICKSTEIN LIVES
JUST AROUND THIS CORNER.

- GADGET'S COMING.

[BRAKES SCREECH]

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

GADGET'S TOO LATE THIS TIME.

NOW THAT I HAVE
VON SLICKSTEIN IN MY POWER,

I CAN PUT MY PLAN INTO MOTION.

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

- [SNICKERS]

[MEOWS]

- GO, GO, GADGET MOBILE!

[SIREN]

NO ONE CUTS OFF
INSPECTOR GADGET

AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

- [SCREECHES]

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

- THIS TIME, CLAW,
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.

- OH!

- I HAVE NO TIME TO PLAY
WITH YOU, GADGET.

- I COULD'VE SWORN I HAD IT.

- [LAUGHING EVILLY]

- HUH.

SO THERE YOU ARE!

WHEN I'M FOLLOWING SOMEONE,
I HATE BEING FOLLOWED.

- LUCKY FOR YOU, GADGET,

I'VE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.

- AHA! SO THAT'S IT!

GO, GO, GADGET PHONE!

HELLO, CHIEF. DR. CLAW'S
HEADING FOR THE AIRPORT.

- KEEP ON HIS TAIL, GADGET.
WE'LL MEET YOU THERE.

- SO, THEY THINK
THEY CAN STOP ME, EH?

WELL, SHALL WE GIVE 'EM
A LITTLE SURPRISE, MAD CAT?

- NOW, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

THIS IS A VERY SMALL
PARKING LOT.

OH, EXCUSE ME, MISS. AAH!

- SHH.

- CHIEF QUIMBY?

- I'VE GOT BAD NEWS, GADGET.

- I KNOW, CHIEF.
PROFESSOR VON SLICKSTEIN'S
BEEN KIDNAPPED.

- READ THIS.

- "M.A.D. PLANS TO FORCE
THE PROFESSOR

"TO PRODUCE AN ARMY
OF INTELLIGENT ROBOTS

"TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

"CLAW HAS TAKEN HIM
TO THE AMAZON BASIN.

"YOUR MISSION IS TO FIND
AND RESCUE THE PROFESSOR.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

- FLIGHT 007 NOW LEAVING
FOR THE AMAZON BASIN
ON RUNWAY 3.

- THE AMAZON BASIN?

WE COULD GET LOST FOREVER
IN THAT JUNGLE.

[DR. CLAW LAUGHING]

- [MEOWS, SNICKERS]

- CONSIDER THIS
YOUR NEW HOME, PROFESSOR.

ALL THE MACHINERY
NEEDED TO PRODUCE

MY INDESTRUCTIBLE ARMY
IS HERE AT YOUR DISPOSAL.

- NEVER! I WON'T DO IT!

- CALM DOWN, MY DEAR PROCESSOR.

WE BOTH KNOW YOU WILL.

[LAUGHING EVILLY]
- [YOWLS]

- HANGNAIL.
- HUH?

- PUT HIM TO WORK.

- SO THIS IS
THE AMAZON BASIN.

TELL ME, CHIEF,
HOW DO YOU EXPECT

TO LAND THIS AIRPLANE
IN THAT DENSE JUNGLE?

- WE'RE NOT, GADGET.

WE'RE GOING
TO PARACHUTE YOU DOWN.

WE'VE ALREADY HOOKED A CHUTE UP
TO THE GADGET MOBILE.

- GOOD THINKING, CHIEF.

- HANG ON, BRAIN.
IT'S A LONG WAY DOWN.

- AAH!

- GADGET, REMEMBER,
IF HE BUILDS AN ARMY
OF INDESTRUCTIBLE ROBOTS,

THE ENTIRE WORLD
IS IN DANGER.

- DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.

JUST LEAVE THE WORLD
IN MY HANDS.

OOP.

[YELLING]

GO, GO, GADGET-BRELLA.

GO, GO, GADGET-BRELLA!

AAH!

GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!

GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!

AH! A PERFECT 3-POINT LANDING.

- [GROWLING]

- HMM. THE WINDSHIELD
NEEDS TO BE CLEANED.

[CLANKING]

- THIS ROAD IS
BECOMING VERY ROUGH.

I NEED 4-WHEEL DRIVE.

- [GRUNTING]

RROWRR!

- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
I'M RIGHT THERE,

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THIS JUNGLE.

[BRAKES SCREECH]

WOWSERS!
THAT WAS CLOSE!

I DIDN'T SEE
ANY CROSSWALK SIGN.

WOWSERS!

- YOU HAVE BEEN IN GRAVE DANGER.

- WHAT DANGER?

- THERE IS MUCH DANGER
IN THE JUNGLE.

YOU NEED A GUIDE.

I AM AMAZON ANNIE.

I CAN WEAVE YOU THROUGH
THE TROUBLE SPOTS OF THE AMAZON,

AVOIDING THE FEROCIOUS ANIMALS
AND THE CANNIBALS.

ALL THIS, WITH THE HELP
OF MY TRIBE.

- OK, LET'S GO.

- FOLLOW ME.

- [LAUGHING EVILLY]

YOU WON'T SURVIVE, GADGET.

THE JUNGLE
IS A DANGEROUS PLACE.

- [PURRING]

- IT'S YOUR
RESPONSIBILITY, ANNIE.

DESTROY GADGET!

FIRST, GADGET, COME AND ENJOY
OUR AMAZON SACRIFICIAL RITUAL.

- DID YOU SEE THAT, BRAIN?

- WOOF WOOF!

- I THINK UNCLE GADGET
IS FALLING INTO ONE
OF DR. CLAW'S TRAPS.

WE'D BETTER HAVE A LOOK AROUND.

A GORILLA!

- RROWRR!

- BRAIN, WE'VE GOT
TO STOP THE GADGET VAN!

FORWARD'S STUCK.
THE ACCELERATOR'S STUCK.

STUCK?

GO, GO, GADGET MOBILE!

OPEN REAR HATCH.

FIRE THE GADGET GLUE ROCKETS!

BRAIN, LOOK AT THAT
SPOOKY AZTEC RUIN.

[GASPS]
THE M.A.D. MOBILE!

- IF THAT'S
THE M.A.D. MOBILE,

THEN THAT MUST BE
DR. CLAW'S HEADQUARTERS.

BRAIN, I'M SURE THAT'S WHERE
PROFESSOR VON SLICKSTEIN IS
BEING HELD PRISONER,

AND EVEN SURER THAT THAT WAS
NO AMAZON TRIBE BACK THERE.

YOU'VE GOT TO GO BACK
AND SAVE UNCLE GADGET!

- [LOUD ROAR]

- [WHIMPERS]

- PLEASE, BRAIN?

- I MUST CHECK ON
MY INDESTRUCTIBLE ARMY.

PROGRESS REPORT?

- I'M WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN.

I NEED MORE TIME.

- FASTER! FASTER!

- WOWSERS! THIS IS GREAT!

- [TRIBAL CHANTING]

- I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE
ENJOYING YOUR INITIATION.

IT WILL ALL BE OVER
VERY SOON.

- 5 FEET TO THE END, GADGET.

- VERY GOOD! VERY GOOD!

HA HA HA HA!

- [LOUD ROAR]
- HUH?

- [ALL YELLING]

- [SNORTING]

- AAH!

- NO, DON'T LEAVE.

FIGHT OFF THE GORILLA!

I ORDER YOU TO STAY!

- [ROARS]
- AAH!

- NICE TOUCH!

DON'T TICKLE.

- [ROARS]

GREAT ACTING!

THEY MUST USE VERY BIG PEOPLE
TO GET INTO THOSE COSTUMES.

CAN I COME DOWN NOW, ANNIE?
AFTER ALL, I AM ON DUTY.

- ON WITH GADGET'S DEMISE--

UH, I MEAN, INITIATION.

I'M FINISHED, CLAW.

HERE IS YOUR ARMY.

- EXCELLENT!

- I CREATED THESE ROBOTS
FOR THE PURPOSE

OF GOOD TO COMBAT EVIL,
AND NOW YOU--

- STOP YOUR WHINING,
VON SLICKSTEIN!

LET ME SEE THEM IN ACTION.

ACTIVATE THEM!

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

- OH.

- MY ARMY,

MY INDESTRUCTIBLE FORCE.

JUST MY COMMANDS
SEND THEM ON THEIR WAY.

- HELLO, DR. CLAW.

- NOW, WALK!

STOP! STOP!

YOU'VE TRICKED ME!

THESE ROBOTS ARE USELESS!

THEY'RE WEAK
AND FEEBLE LIKE YOU!

- I DON'T SEE
ANYTHING WRONG WITH THEM.

THEY SEEM LIKE NICE FELLOWS.

- I'M WARNING YOU,
IF YOU DON'T GET THOSE ROBOTS

READY FOR BATTLE IN 10 MINUTES,

YOU'LL JOIN YOUR FRIEND GADGET!

HE'S BEING ROASTED
IN AN AZTEC RITUAL.

HEH HEH HEH, HA HA!

- PROFESSOR VON SLICKSTEIN.

- PENNY.

- THANK GOODNESS I FOUND YOU.

WE'VE GOT TO SAVE
UNCLE GADGET.

- I MUST HAVE MY ARMY,
M.A.D. CAT.

- DR. CLAW.
- WHAT?!

- THE ONLY WAY
THESE ROBOTS CAN BE TURNED
INTO FIGHTING MACHINES

IS TO INSTILL THEM
WITH THE BRAIN IMPULSES

OF SOMEONE WHO IS
INTELLIGENT, CLEVER,

AND A TRUE, NEW AMAZON MAN.

- SURELY, YOU DON'T MEAN ME.

- OH, NOT YOU. GADGET.

- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

- HE'S THE ONLY ONE.

- HANGNAIL!

GET ME
A COMMUNICATIONS LINK

WITH AMAZON ANNIE.

WE MUST POSTPONE
GADGET'S DEMISE.

- THE TRANSMITTER.
IT'S NOT WORKING.

I CAN'T GET THROUGH.

- THEY'VE GOT TO GET THROUGH.

THEY JUST HAVE TO.

- WHOA!

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THE TRANSMITTER'S NOT WORKING?

- WELL, WE USED BITS OF IT
TO BUILD THE ROBOTS.

- WE'VE GOT TO SAVE GADGET!

- I MUST TRY AND FIX
THAT TRANSMITTER.

- HEY, ANNIE, IS THIS
INITIATION ALMOST OVER?

- ALMOST.

IT'LL ALL BE OVER IN A MINUTE.

- WHEW.

[ELECTRONIC STATIC]

- THE CIRCUITRY SYSTEM'S INTACT.

I THINK IT MAY START TO WORK.

- WE'RE GETTING THROUGH!

- STOP THE LIQUIDATION!

SAVE GADGET!

- YES, DR. CLAW.

I'LL SEND THE M.A.D. MOBILE
TO BRING GADGET HERE.

- UNCLE GADGET'S
ONLY SAFE FOR A WHILE.

COME IN, BRAIN.
[BEEP BEEP]

- [GRUNTING]

- WE'RE READY
TO TAKE YOU ON YOUR WAY.

- GREAT. I'LL JUST GET MY CAR.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAR.

[HONK HONK HONK]

- WHAT LUCK!
AN AMAZON TAXI.

DRIVER, TAKE ME
TO THE POLICE STATION.

I WANNA REGISTER A COMPLAINT.

- [LAUGHS EVILLY]
AT ONCE, INSPECTOR.

HA HA HA HA!

- I'VE HEARD THAT VOICE BEFORE.

- COME ON, BRAIN.
WHERE ARE YOU?

I NEED YOUR HELP, BRAIN. HURRY.

- HUH?

- OH!

OH, NO!

- ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S
THE DESK SERGEANT?

SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY CAR.

HMM. VERY GOOD SECURITY.

- I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY
TO SEE YOU, GADGET.

HANGNAIL, PREPARE THE BRAIN
TRANSFER MACHINE FOR OUR GUEST.

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

- PROFESSOR, YOU'RE
IN THE POLICE STATION.
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE SAFE.

- WELCOME, GADGET.

OH, THE TAXI DRIVER.
I FORGOT TO TIP HIM.

- YOU WILL NOW HELP ME
TO CONTROL THE WORLD.

- GADGET,
THIS IS CLAW'S HIDEOUT.

- CLAW! SO THAT'S IT.

- YOU'RE DONATING YOUR
BRAIN IMPULSES FOR MY CAUSE.

[GORILLA GROWLING]

- [HOWLING]

- [GRUNTING]

- START THE TRANSFER.

- YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH THIS, CLAW.

- [GROWLING]

- I HOPE THIS WORKS.

- MMM!

- 3...2...

- HUH?

- ONE! THROW THE SWITCH.

- NO, NO! NOT THE GORILLA!

- [ALL GROWLING AND
GRUNTING LIKE GORILLAS]

- COME ON, BRAIN.

WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK
TO THE GADGET MOBILE

BEFORE UNCLE SEES US.

- MY PLAN IS RUINED.

PREPARE MY ESCAPE.

THE PLACE IS READY TO BLOW.

[RUMBLING]

- GADGET, LOOK UP THERE.

- DR. CLAW!

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, CLAW.

- MY CREATIONS, MY ROBOTS!

THEY'RE ALL GONE, DESTROYED.

- DON'T WORRY.
IT JUST GOES TO SHOW,

THERE'S ONLY ROOM IN THE WORLD
FOR ONE INSPECTOR GADGET.

- HELLO.

LET'S ALL GO HOME,
SHALL WE?

- WHAT DO YOU KNOW!

THE BRAIN TRANSFER GAVE
THE GORILLA MY INTELLECT.

- WELL, THAT JUST GOES
TO SHOW YOU,

THERE'S ROOM ENOUGH IN
THE WORLD FOR 2 PROFESSOR
VON SLICKSTEINS.

- GOOD WORK, GADGET.
YOU DID IT AGAIN--

RESCUED PROFESSOR
VON SLICKSTEIN,

DESTROYED DR. CLAW'S
INSTALLATION AND HIS EVIL PLOT.

- THANKS, CHIEF.
BY THE WAY,

DO WE HAVE ROOM
FOR ANOTHER PASSENGER?

- HUH?

- I'M SURE GLAD
TO BE HOME AGAIN.

- HOW WAS YOUR TRIP,
UNCLE GADGET?

- I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT
OF AIRPLANE TRAVEL, PENNY,

AND I'VE LEARNED SOME
VALUABLE POINTS TO REMEMBER.

- YOU MEAN, AIRPLANE SAFETY
FOR THE PASSENGER?

- RIGHT. FIRST,
TRY NOT TO FLY

WHEN YOU'RE
NOT FEELING WELL.

SECONDLY, READ ALL
THE SAFETY LITERATURE

THE FLIGHT PERSONNEL
TELL YOU TO READ.

IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE IN
THE EVENT OF AN ACCIDENT.

AND LASTLY--
AND THIS IS FOR YOU, BRAIN--

ALWAYS MAKE SURE
YOUR ANIMALS TRAVEL

IN THE DESIGNATED AREA
SET ASIDE FOR PETS.

- BUT WHAT ABOUT HIM?
- WELL, PENNY,

HE CAN SIT ANYWHERE HE WANTS.

[BOTH LAUGH]

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'LL GET YOU

NEXT TIME, GADGET,

NEXT TIME.

- [MEOW]