Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 7 - The Boat - full transcript
Inspector Gadget's undercover assignment takes place on a luxury liner where the wealthiest people in the world are on holiday.
[SIREN]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- YES, INDEED, PENNY,
A GOOD HEALTHY BREAKFAST IS
WHAT WE NEED TO START THE DAY.
PROPER NUTRITION. THAT'S
WHAT KEEPS ME ON MY TOES.
- WHOA!
- AND AS METRO CITY'S
NUMBER ONE DETECTIVE AGENT,
I'VE GOT TO BE
ON MY TOES EVERY
INSTANT OF THE DAY.
EXCUSE ME, CHIEF.
- YUCK!
- HAVE TO BE CONSTANTLY ALERT.
NEVER OVERLOOK ANYTHING.
BE ABLE TO MOVE INTO ACTION
AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE.
- UH, UNCLE GADGET?
- CHIEF QUIMBY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
- HERE. READ THIS.
"EXFUNDI IV DUFF
VIN VLOOF IB."
- AHEM.
- "ULTRA LUXURY CRUISE
BEGINS TODAY.
"WEALTHIEST PEOPLE IN
THE WORLD WILL BE ABOARD.
THIS MESSAGE WILL
SELF-DESTRUCT IN 30 SECONDS."
OH, CHIEF, I COULDN'T.
I DON'T HAVE A THING TO WEAR.
- IT'S NOT AN INVITATION,
IT'S A MISSION.
THE GUEST LIST INCLUDES
THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD,
AND THEY'LL BE WEARING
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS'
WORTH OF EXOTIC JEWELS.
I WANT YOU TO PROTECT
THOSE JEWELS FROM DR. CLAW.
- RIGHT, CHIEF.
LEAVE IT TO ME.
- AND REMEMBER, GADGET.
NO ONE MUST SUSPECT
YOU'RE ON THE BOAT.
WE DON'T WANT TO UPSET
THE PASSENGERS.
- DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
- AND KEEP
THE MESSAGE THIS TIME.
- NO THANKS, CHIEF.
IT'S ALL IN THE OLD MEMORY BANK.
- OH, NO!
[EXPLOSION]
[GRUMBLING]
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
YOU WILL NEVER
GET THERE, GADGET.
THE M.A.D. MILKMAN WILL
TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH.
[LAUGHING]
- [WHISTLING]
TIME FOR YOUR MILK,
INSPECTOR GADGET.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[TICK TICK TICK]
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- I MUST MAKE SURE THAT
EACH ONE OF MY GADGETS
IS IN PERFECT ORDER.
OH!
[CLANK]
MANY HANDS
MAKE LIGHT WORK.
HA HA HA HA.
[WHISTLE]
EVERYTHING'S
IN TIPTOP SHAPE.
[TICK TICK TICK]
- AH. [INHALING]
HMM.
FUNNY. THIS IS THE FIRST
TICKING MILK BOTTLE
I'VE EVER SEEN.
WHAT'LL THEY
THINK OF NEXT?
PENNY, HERE'S THE MILK.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
WHOA!
WHAT?!
[GULP]
- PENNY, FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST,
AND THEN OFF TO SCHOOL.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LATE.
- BUT IT'S SATURDAY.
- NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE.
I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE BOAT.
CLAW WILL STOP AT NOTHING
TO GET THOSE JEWELS.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[CRASH]
- OH, NO!
- NICE DAY
FOR A WALK ANYWAY.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[CRASH]
- TAXI! TAXI!
- COME ON, BRAIN.
WE'RE GOING ON A CRUISE.
UNCLE GADGET
MIGHT NEED SOME HELP.
- [RUFF]
[HORN BLASTING]
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
SOON, MADCAT, THE MOST
VALUABLE JEWELS IN THE WORLD
WILL BE MINE!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
I SAID MINE.
- [SCREECH]
- ARE THE AGENTS
IN PLACE YET?
- ALMOST, DR. CLAW.
WE'RE REPLACING
THE CREW.
- QUICKLY. THE SHIP
IS SET TO DEPART SOON.
- YES, DR. CLAW.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- YIKES!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- AHA!
HMM.
- [SQUAWK]
- SHOO! SHOO!
GO AWAY, BIRD!
- [SQUAWK]
- [SQUAWK]
- QUIET! SHH! GO AWAY, BIRD.
GO FIND A CHICKEN
TO PLAY WITH.
THIS IS A TOP SECRET
ASSIGNMENT.
[HORN BLOWS]
WOWSERS!
HUH! NOT A SIGN
OF DR. CLAW
OR HIS EVIL M.A.D. AGENTS.
I BETTER SNEAK ONBOARD
AND MAKE SURE THE
PASSENGERS' JEWELS ARE SAFE.
GO AWAY, BIRD!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
GO CATCH SOME FISH! SHOO!
- LOOK, BRAIN.
IT'S UNCLE GADGET.
[HONK]
- WE GOT TO GET ONBOARD
BEFORE THE SHIP LEAVES.
BUT HOW?
- HEY, YOU!
- YES?
- DO YOU HAVE
AN INVITATION?
- OF COURSE I DO.
- WELL, LET'S SEE IT THEN.
SEE WHAT?
- YOUR INVITATION.
- WHY, CERTAINLY.
- QUICK, GET IT!
- I'M STUCK!
- OH, FOR...
[GRUNTING]
HEY, THIS AIN'T
AN INVITATION.
IT'S A LAUNDRY TICKET.
- AAH!
- [SQUAWK SQUAWK]
[HONK]
- SO, THEY WANT
TO PLAY ROUGH, EH?
WELL, THEY'RE NO MATCH
FOR INSPECTOR GADGET.
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
WHOA!
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[HONK]
- THAT'S IT, BRAIN.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
HIDE IN THE LUGGAGE.
AND THAT CRANE WILL
TAKE US TO THE SHIP.
[HONK]
UNCLE GADGET
MUST BE ONBOARD BY NOW.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
SOMETHING TO HIDE IN.
THIS SHOULD DO.
HELP ME GET THE TOP OFF.
NOW, REMEMBER, BRAIN.
ONCE WE GET ONBOARD,
YOU'VE GOT TO
FIND UNCLE GADGET.
AND DON'T LET HIM OUT
OF YOUR SIGHT. UNDERSTAND?
- UH-OH.
- I'LL SEARCH THE SHIP AND
SEE IF DR. CLAW IS ONBOARD.
- HEH HEH HEH.
- [GULP]
- [SQUAWK]
- I'M BEGINNING
TO DISLIKE YOU, BIRD.
GO, GADGET COAT!
- [SQUAWK]
- NO! NO! GO AWAY!
NO! [SCREAMING]
- [BARKING]
- GO GO, GADGET BRELLA!
GO GO GADGET COPTER!
GO GO, GADGET ANYTHING!
WHEW! GO GO GADGETS
SAVED THE DAY AGAIN.
- FOLLOW HIM, BRAIN.
- [RUFF]
- [EVIL LAUGH]
[HONK]
- [EVIL LAUGH]
- JUST AS I SUSPECTED--
A HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS
SITUATION
WITH A HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS
GROUP OF PEOPLE.
I'LL GET TO
THE BOTTOM OF IT
OR MY NAME
ISN'T INSPECTOR GADGET.
ALLOW ME.
- WHY, THANK YOU.
- A LOT OF STRANGE WEATHER
WE'RE HAVING.
- YES.
- NOTICE ANYTHING
SUSPICIOUS ABOUT IT?
A LOT OF NICE JEWELRY HERE.
SURE LIKE TO GET
MY CLAWS ON THEM.
- EXCUSE ME. I HAVE
TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
- THAT'S VERY FRIENDLY. I'LL
HAVE TO KEEP MY EYE ON THAT ONE.
HMM. HMM.
HMM.
- WAITER.
- WAITER.
- WAITER.
- WAITER.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
[PINGING]
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THE SIGNAL
IS COMING FROM THERE,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING HERE.
UH-OH.
A SECRET DOOR.
NO WONDER
I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING.
IF I PRESS THE RIGHT
COMBINATION, IT SHOULD WORK.
GOSH!
HMM.
[BEEP]
[CHATTER]
- HMM. VERY SUSPICIOUS.
- JUST WHAT IS IT
YOU'RE DOING?
- WHO, ME? NOTHING.
WHY DO YOU ASK?
- YOU'RE RUINING
MY DRINK.
- DON'T WORRY.
- CHEERS!
- CHEERS!
- THERE YOU GO.
JUST AS I SUSPECTED--
FINGERPRINTS.
I'LL KEEP THIS
FOR FURTHER INSPECTION.
- HEY, YOU!
- WAITER.
- WAITER!
- WAITER.
[HORN HONKS]
- ARE THE MEN
READY TO PROCEED?
- YES, DR. CLAW.
THEY'RE WAITING
FOR YOUR COMMAND.
- FINE. ONCE THE JEWELS
ARE COLLECTED,
HAVE THEM BROUGHT HERE
IMMEDIATELY.
- YES, DR. CLAW.
- HAVE PATIENCE, MADCAT.
SOON MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
WORTH OF PRECIOUS GEMS
WILL BE IN MY HANDS.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- DR. CLAW'S GOING TO STEAL
ALL THE PASSENGERS' JEWELS.
BRAIN, ARE YOU READY
FOR ACTION?
- WAITER!
- WAITER.
- WAITER!
- WAITER.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
DID YOU LOSE UNCLE GADGET?
THEN YOU BETTER FIND HIM.
DR. CLAW'S ON BOARD AND HE'S
ABOUT TO STEAL THE JEWELS.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
- MY JEWELS!
THEY'RE GONE!
I'VE BEEN ROBBED!
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
- DON'T ANYONE MOVE!
I'M PUTTING THIS ENTIRE SHIP
UNDER ARREST.
[ALARM BLARING]
- [EVIL LAUGH]
- DR. CLAW'S MEN
MUST HAVE STOLEN THE JEWELS
WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OFF.
[BEEPING]
THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON.
DR. CLAW MUST ALREADY
HAVE THE JEWELRY.
- SO WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
- UH-OH! [GASPS]
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
PUT ME DOWN! YOU!
YOU BIG BULLY!
- OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
I THINK YOU
SHOULD COME WITH ME.
[BEEPING]
- SO YOU GOT MY OLD FRIEND
GADGET'S NIECE.
- OH, SHE WAS SPYING ON US,
DR. CLAW.
- WELL, DISPOSE OF HER
FOR A MOMENT.
WE MUST PREPARE
FOR OUR DEPARTURE.
- [SCREECH]
- COME ON, LITTLE GIRL.
I'VE GOT JUST
THE PLACE FOR YOU.
GET IN THERE!
OW!
- IF UNCLE GADGET AND BRAIN
DON'T GET HERE IN TIME,
DR. CLAW WILL ESCAPE WITH
THE JEWELS AND I'LL...I'LL...
[GASPS]
- BRAIN?
BRAIN, I'VE BEEN CAUGHT
BY DR. CLAW.
- HUH?
- THEY'VE LOCKED ME IN
A CAGE IN THE BOILER ROOM.
THEY HAVE THE STOLEN JEWELS.
YOU GOT TO GET UNCLE GADGET
DOWN HERE SOMEHOW.
THERE'S A SECRET PASSAGE
AT THE BACK OF THE BOAT.
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
- LET'S SEE NOW.
WHERE WERE YOU
WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT?
- RIGHT HERE.
- HMM. AND WHERE WERE YOU?
- HERE.
- WE WERE ALL HERE.
- HMM. JUST AS I SUSPECTED.
AAH!
A REMARKABLE RECOVERY.
SHOWS WHAT
AN ALERT MIND CAN DO.
[GURGLING]
- THE SUBMARINE IS IN SIGHT.
OUR RENDEZVOUS
WITH THE M.A.D. SUBMARINE
WILL HAPPEN SHORTLY.
ONCE THE JEWELS
ARE SAFELY ABOARD,
WE WILL HAVE TO GET RID
OF EXCESS BAGGAGE.
HEH HEH HEH.
FIRST, THE CREW.
- GO GO, MAGNI-GLASS!
GO GO, MAGNI-GLASS!
WHOA!
YAAA!
- QUICKLY! IT'S TIME
TO LIGHTEN OUR LOAD.
GET RID OF THE CREW
AND OUR UNEXPECTED GUEST.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
IT WILL BE A PLEASURE,
I'M SURE.
- WOWSERS!
- [GRUNTING]
- YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS!
- SAVE YOUR BREATH, GADGET.
YOU'LL NEED IT.
NOW, INSPECTOR GADGET,
YOU CAN SWIM.
- BRAIN, WE GOTTA
SAVE UNCLE GADGET.
- [EVIL LAUGH]
- GO GO, GADGET AQUA-LUNG!
NO! NO!
AAH!
- OOH.
- YEOW!
- BRAIN, THE ROPES!
- [GROWLS]
- OW! OW! OW!
YEOW!
- QUICK! I HAVE
TO CALL CHIEF QUIMBY.
- AH, FORGET IT.
- THANK YOU. CHIEF QUIMBY
WILL BE HERE IN A MINUTE, BRAIN.
- [GROWLING]
- UH-OH.
GO!
HEY!
- THE SUBMARINE IS IN PLACE.
TAKE THE JEWELS ONBOARD.
- GO GO, GADGET--
- UNCLE GADGET!
- PTOOEY.
- I'VE GOT TO STOP
THAT CRANE.
- [BARKING]
- TORTURE WILL
GET YOU NOWHERE, CLAW!
I'LL NEVER TELL ANYTHING!
- CHIEF QUIMBY!
- CONGRATULATIONS,
GADGET.
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DID IT, BUT YOU DID.
- THAT MAKES TWO OF US, CHIEF.
PENNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- WELL, I...
I MEAN, WE WERE--
- NEVER MIND.
CHIEF QUIMBY BROUGHT YOU
AROUND TO SEE YOUR OLD UNCLE
IN ACTION.
WELL, I HOPE YOU WEREN'T
DISAPPOINTED.
OH, NO, UNCLE,
I WASN'T DISAPPOINTED.
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
- THANKS, PENNY
TAKE IT AWAY, CHIEF.
- WE'VE GOT THE JEWELS
AND THE M.A.D. AGENTS
HAVE BEEN ARRESTED,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
WE DIDN'T FIND DR. CLAW.
- YOU WON TODAY, GADGET,
BUT I'LL BE BACK!
- [SCREECH]
- I'LL BE BACK!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- [SCREECHING]
- GEE, UNCLE GADGET,
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
- YES, PENNY, AS I ALWAYS SAID,
IT'S AN AMAZING THING
WHAT AN ALERT MIND CAN DO.
AND WHAT IS ONE OF THE BEST
WAYS TO STAY ALERT, PENNY?
- UH, NUTRITION
AND PROPER FOOD.
- THAT'S RIGHT, PENNY.
A GOOD MIND AND A HEALTHY BODY
IS A NECESSITY.
TAKE SWIMMING,
FOR EXAMPLE.
SWIMMING IS GOOD FOR
EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY--
BACK, SHOULDERS,
ARMS, AND LEGS.
- BUT UNCLE GADGET,
THE POOL DOESN'T
HAVE ANY WATER!
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- YES, INDEED, PENNY,
A GOOD HEALTHY BREAKFAST IS
WHAT WE NEED TO START THE DAY.
PROPER NUTRITION. THAT'S
WHAT KEEPS ME ON MY TOES.
- WHOA!
- AND AS METRO CITY'S
NUMBER ONE DETECTIVE AGENT,
I'VE GOT TO BE
ON MY TOES EVERY
INSTANT OF THE DAY.
EXCUSE ME, CHIEF.
- YUCK!
- HAVE TO BE CONSTANTLY ALERT.
NEVER OVERLOOK ANYTHING.
BE ABLE TO MOVE INTO ACTION
AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE.
- UH, UNCLE GADGET?
- CHIEF QUIMBY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
- HERE. READ THIS.
"EXFUNDI IV DUFF
VIN VLOOF IB."
- AHEM.
- "ULTRA LUXURY CRUISE
BEGINS TODAY.
"WEALTHIEST PEOPLE IN
THE WORLD WILL BE ABOARD.
THIS MESSAGE WILL
SELF-DESTRUCT IN 30 SECONDS."
OH, CHIEF, I COULDN'T.
I DON'T HAVE A THING TO WEAR.
- IT'S NOT AN INVITATION,
IT'S A MISSION.
THE GUEST LIST INCLUDES
THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD,
AND THEY'LL BE WEARING
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS'
WORTH OF EXOTIC JEWELS.
I WANT YOU TO PROTECT
THOSE JEWELS FROM DR. CLAW.
- RIGHT, CHIEF.
LEAVE IT TO ME.
- AND REMEMBER, GADGET.
NO ONE MUST SUSPECT
YOU'RE ON THE BOAT.
WE DON'T WANT TO UPSET
THE PASSENGERS.
- DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
- AND KEEP
THE MESSAGE THIS TIME.
- NO THANKS, CHIEF.
IT'S ALL IN THE OLD MEMORY BANK.
- OH, NO!
[EXPLOSION]
[GRUMBLING]
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
YOU WILL NEVER
GET THERE, GADGET.
THE M.A.D. MILKMAN WILL
TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH.
[LAUGHING]
- [WHISTLING]
TIME FOR YOUR MILK,
INSPECTOR GADGET.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[TICK TICK TICK]
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- I MUST MAKE SURE THAT
EACH ONE OF MY GADGETS
IS IN PERFECT ORDER.
OH!
[CLANK]
MANY HANDS
MAKE LIGHT WORK.
HA HA HA HA.
[WHISTLE]
EVERYTHING'S
IN TIPTOP SHAPE.
[TICK TICK TICK]
- AH. [INHALING]
HMM.
FUNNY. THIS IS THE FIRST
TICKING MILK BOTTLE
I'VE EVER SEEN.
WHAT'LL THEY
THINK OF NEXT?
PENNY, HERE'S THE MILK.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
WHOA!
WHAT?!
[GULP]
- PENNY, FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST,
AND THEN OFF TO SCHOOL.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LATE.
- BUT IT'S SATURDAY.
- NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE.
I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE BOAT.
CLAW WILL STOP AT NOTHING
TO GET THOSE JEWELS.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[CRASH]
- OH, NO!
- NICE DAY
FOR A WALK ANYWAY.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[CRASH]
- TAXI! TAXI!
- COME ON, BRAIN.
WE'RE GOING ON A CRUISE.
UNCLE GADGET
MIGHT NEED SOME HELP.
- [RUFF]
[HORN BLASTING]
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
SOON, MADCAT, THE MOST
VALUABLE JEWELS IN THE WORLD
WILL BE MINE!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
I SAID MINE.
- [SCREECH]
- ARE THE AGENTS
IN PLACE YET?
- ALMOST, DR. CLAW.
WE'RE REPLACING
THE CREW.
- QUICKLY. THE SHIP
IS SET TO DEPART SOON.
- YES, DR. CLAW.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- YIKES!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- AHA!
HMM.
- [SQUAWK]
- SHOO! SHOO!
GO AWAY, BIRD!
- [SQUAWK]
- [SQUAWK]
- QUIET! SHH! GO AWAY, BIRD.
GO FIND A CHICKEN
TO PLAY WITH.
THIS IS A TOP SECRET
ASSIGNMENT.
[HORN BLOWS]
WOWSERS!
HUH! NOT A SIGN
OF DR. CLAW
OR HIS EVIL M.A.D. AGENTS.
I BETTER SNEAK ONBOARD
AND MAKE SURE THE
PASSENGERS' JEWELS ARE SAFE.
GO AWAY, BIRD!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
GO CATCH SOME FISH! SHOO!
- LOOK, BRAIN.
IT'S UNCLE GADGET.
[HONK]
- WE GOT TO GET ONBOARD
BEFORE THE SHIP LEAVES.
BUT HOW?
- HEY, YOU!
- YES?
- DO YOU HAVE
AN INVITATION?
- OF COURSE I DO.
- WELL, LET'S SEE IT THEN.
SEE WHAT?
- YOUR INVITATION.
- WHY, CERTAINLY.
- QUICK, GET IT!
- I'M STUCK!
- OH, FOR...
[GRUNTING]
HEY, THIS AIN'T
AN INVITATION.
IT'S A LAUNDRY TICKET.
- AAH!
- [SQUAWK SQUAWK]
[HONK]
- SO, THEY WANT
TO PLAY ROUGH, EH?
WELL, THEY'RE NO MATCH
FOR INSPECTOR GADGET.
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
WHOA!
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[HONK]
- THAT'S IT, BRAIN.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
HIDE IN THE LUGGAGE.
AND THAT CRANE WILL
TAKE US TO THE SHIP.
[HONK]
UNCLE GADGET
MUST BE ONBOARD BY NOW.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
SOMETHING TO HIDE IN.
THIS SHOULD DO.
HELP ME GET THE TOP OFF.
NOW, REMEMBER, BRAIN.
ONCE WE GET ONBOARD,
YOU'VE GOT TO
FIND UNCLE GADGET.
AND DON'T LET HIM OUT
OF YOUR SIGHT. UNDERSTAND?
- UH-OH.
- I'LL SEARCH THE SHIP AND
SEE IF DR. CLAW IS ONBOARD.
- HEH HEH HEH.
- [GULP]
- [SQUAWK]
- I'M BEGINNING
TO DISLIKE YOU, BIRD.
GO, GADGET COAT!
- [SQUAWK]
- NO! NO! GO AWAY!
NO! [SCREAMING]
- [BARKING]
- GO GO, GADGET BRELLA!
GO GO GADGET COPTER!
GO GO, GADGET ANYTHING!
WHEW! GO GO GADGETS
SAVED THE DAY AGAIN.
- FOLLOW HIM, BRAIN.
- [RUFF]
- [EVIL LAUGH]
[HONK]
- [EVIL LAUGH]
- JUST AS I SUSPECTED--
A HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS
SITUATION
WITH A HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS
GROUP OF PEOPLE.
I'LL GET TO
THE BOTTOM OF IT
OR MY NAME
ISN'T INSPECTOR GADGET.
ALLOW ME.
- WHY, THANK YOU.
- A LOT OF STRANGE WEATHER
WE'RE HAVING.
- YES.
- NOTICE ANYTHING
SUSPICIOUS ABOUT IT?
A LOT OF NICE JEWELRY HERE.
SURE LIKE TO GET
MY CLAWS ON THEM.
- EXCUSE ME. I HAVE
TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
- THAT'S VERY FRIENDLY. I'LL
HAVE TO KEEP MY EYE ON THAT ONE.
HMM. HMM.
HMM.
- WAITER.
- WAITER.
- WAITER.
- WAITER.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
[PINGING]
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THE SIGNAL
IS COMING FROM THERE,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING HERE.
UH-OH.
A SECRET DOOR.
NO WONDER
I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING.
IF I PRESS THE RIGHT
COMBINATION, IT SHOULD WORK.
GOSH!
HMM.
[BEEP]
[CHATTER]
- HMM. VERY SUSPICIOUS.
- JUST WHAT IS IT
YOU'RE DOING?
- WHO, ME? NOTHING.
WHY DO YOU ASK?
- YOU'RE RUINING
MY DRINK.
- DON'T WORRY.
- CHEERS!
- CHEERS!
- THERE YOU GO.
JUST AS I SUSPECTED--
FINGERPRINTS.
I'LL KEEP THIS
FOR FURTHER INSPECTION.
- HEY, YOU!
- WAITER.
- WAITER!
- WAITER.
[HORN HONKS]
- ARE THE MEN
READY TO PROCEED?
- YES, DR. CLAW.
THEY'RE WAITING
FOR YOUR COMMAND.
- FINE. ONCE THE JEWELS
ARE COLLECTED,
HAVE THEM BROUGHT HERE
IMMEDIATELY.
- YES, DR. CLAW.
- HAVE PATIENCE, MADCAT.
SOON MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
WORTH OF PRECIOUS GEMS
WILL BE IN MY HANDS.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- DR. CLAW'S GOING TO STEAL
ALL THE PASSENGERS' JEWELS.
BRAIN, ARE YOU READY
FOR ACTION?
- WAITER!
- WAITER.
- WAITER!
- WAITER.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
DID YOU LOSE UNCLE GADGET?
THEN YOU BETTER FIND HIM.
DR. CLAW'S ON BOARD AND HE'S
ABOUT TO STEAL THE JEWELS.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
- MY JEWELS!
THEY'RE GONE!
I'VE BEEN ROBBED!
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
- DON'T ANYONE MOVE!
I'M PUTTING THIS ENTIRE SHIP
UNDER ARREST.
[ALARM BLARING]
- [EVIL LAUGH]
- DR. CLAW'S MEN
MUST HAVE STOLEN THE JEWELS
WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OFF.
[BEEPING]
THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON.
DR. CLAW MUST ALREADY
HAVE THE JEWELRY.
- SO WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
- UH-OH! [GASPS]
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
PUT ME DOWN! YOU!
YOU BIG BULLY!
- OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
I THINK YOU
SHOULD COME WITH ME.
[BEEPING]
- SO YOU GOT MY OLD FRIEND
GADGET'S NIECE.
- OH, SHE WAS SPYING ON US,
DR. CLAW.
- WELL, DISPOSE OF HER
FOR A MOMENT.
WE MUST PREPARE
FOR OUR DEPARTURE.
- [SCREECH]
- COME ON, LITTLE GIRL.
I'VE GOT JUST
THE PLACE FOR YOU.
GET IN THERE!
OW!
- IF UNCLE GADGET AND BRAIN
DON'T GET HERE IN TIME,
DR. CLAW WILL ESCAPE WITH
THE JEWELS AND I'LL...I'LL...
[GASPS]
- BRAIN?
BRAIN, I'VE BEEN CAUGHT
BY DR. CLAW.
- HUH?
- THEY'VE LOCKED ME IN
A CAGE IN THE BOILER ROOM.
THEY HAVE THE STOLEN JEWELS.
YOU GOT TO GET UNCLE GADGET
DOWN HERE SOMEHOW.
THERE'S A SECRET PASSAGE
AT THE BACK OF THE BOAT.
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
- LET'S SEE NOW.
WHERE WERE YOU
WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT?
- RIGHT HERE.
- HMM. AND WHERE WERE YOU?
- HERE.
- WE WERE ALL HERE.
- HMM. JUST AS I SUSPECTED.
AAH!
A REMARKABLE RECOVERY.
SHOWS WHAT
AN ALERT MIND CAN DO.
[GURGLING]
- THE SUBMARINE IS IN SIGHT.
OUR RENDEZVOUS
WITH THE M.A.D. SUBMARINE
WILL HAPPEN SHORTLY.
ONCE THE JEWELS
ARE SAFELY ABOARD,
WE WILL HAVE TO GET RID
OF EXCESS BAGGAGE.
HEH HEH HEH.
FIRST, THE CREW.
- GO GO, MAGNI-GLASS!
GO GO, MAGNI-GLASS!
WHOA!
YAAA!
- QUICKLY! IT'S TIME
TO LIGHTEN OUR LOAD.
GET RID OF THE CREW
AND OUR UNEXPECTED GUEST.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
IT WILL BE A PLEASURE,
I'M SURE.
- WOWSERS!
- [GRUNTING]
- YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS!
- SAVE YOUR BREATH, GADGET.
YOU'LL NEED IT.
NOW, INSPECTOR GADGET,
YOU CAN SWIM.
- BRAIN, WE GOTTA
SAVE UNCLE GADGET.
- [EVIL LAUGH]
- GO GO, GADGET AQUA-LUNG!
NO! NO!
AAH!
- OOH.
- YEOW!
- BRAIN, THE ROPES!
- [GROWLS]
- OW! OW! OW!
YEOW!
- QUICK! I HAVE
TO CALL CHIEF QUIMBY.
- AH, FORGET IT.
- THANK YOU. CHIEF QUIMBY
WILL BE HERE IN A MINUTE, BRAIN.
- [GROWLING]
- UH-OH.
GO!
HEY!
- THE SUBMARINE IS IN PLACE.
TAKE THE JEWELS ONBOARD.
- GO GO, GADGET--
- UNCLE GADGET!
- PTOOEY.
- I'VE GOT TO STOP
THAT CRANE.
- [BARKING]
- TORTURE WILL
GET YOU NOWHERE, CLAW!
I'LL NEVER TELL ANYTHING!
- CHIEF QUIMBY!
- CONGRATULATIONS,
GADGET.
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DID IT, BUT YOU DID.
- THAT MAKES TWO OF US, CHIEF.
PENNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- WELL, I...
I MEAN, WE WERE--
- NEVER MIND.
CHIEF QUIMBY BROUGHT YOU
AROUND TO SEE YOUR OLD UNCLE
IN ACTION.
WELL, I HOPE YOU WEREN'T
DISAPPOINTED.
OH, NO, UNCLE,
I WASN'T DISAPPOINTED.
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
- THANKS, PENNY
TAKE IT AWAY, CHIEF.
- WE'VE GOT THE JEWELS
AND THE M.A.D. AGENTS
HAVE BEEN ARRESTED,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
WE DIDN'T FIND DR. CLAW.
- YOU WON TODAY, GADGET,
BUT I'LL BE BACK!
- [SCREECH]
- I'LL BE BACK!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- [SCREECHING]
- GEE, UNCLE GADGET,
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
- YES, PENNY, AS I ALWAYS SAID,
IT'S AN AMAZING THING
WHAT AN ALERT MIND CAN DO.
AND WHAT IS ONE OF THE BEST
WAYS TO STAY ALERT, PENNY?
- UH, NUTRITION
AND PROPER FOOD.
- THAT'S RIGHT, PENNY.
A GOOD MIND AND A HEALTHY BODY
IS A NECESSITY.
TAKE SWIMMING,
FOR EXAMPLE.
SWIMMING IS GOOD FOR
EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY--
BACK, SHOULDERS,
ARMS, AND LEGS.
- BUT UNCLE GADGET,
THE POOL DOESN'T
HAVE ANY WATER!