Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 2 - Monster Lake - full transcript

Inspector Gadget saves Professor Fumkin, the world's leading scientist, from being kidnapped by Dr. Claw.

[SIREN]

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- GOSH, SCOTLAND IS
BEAUTIFUL, UNCLE GADGET.

- IT CERTAINLY IS, PENNY.

THIS IS WHERE
THEY MAKE SCOTCH TAPE, YOU KNOW.

- [RUFF]

- IS THIS THE LAKE

WHERE THE MONSTER IS
SUPPOSED TO LIVE?

- [WHIMPERS]

[QUESTIONING BARK]

- MAYBE THAT'S WHY
CHIEF QUIMBY SENT YOU UP HERE.

- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. THERE
ARE NO SUCH THING AS MONSTERS.

YOU CAN TAKE MY WORD FOR THAT.

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
IN THAT LAKE.

- HA HA HA HA HA!



I WOULDN'T
BE SO SURE, GADGET.

YOU CAN NEVER TELL WHAT
LIES BELOW THE SURFACE.

HA HA HA!

RIGHT, M.A.D. CAT?

- HA HA HA HA!

- [LAUGHING SINISTERLY]

[CAT SQUEALS]

[GADGET WHISTLING]

- [RUFF]

[SNIFFING]

[HOWLING]

- HUH? WHAT?

- WOWSERS!

- BRAIN!

GOLLY, LOOK!

- WHERE?
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

- OVER THERE!

OH!

- WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT.

THE ENGINE'S
OVERHEATING AGAIN.

NOW, WHERE'S THAT BOOK
THAT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO?

IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE.

- UNCLE GADGET!

OH, NO!

[WHEELS SCREECHING]

- GOT IT.

- OHH! WHEW.

- IT SAYS
"PULL OVER AND STOP."

WELL, I DID THAT.

SAY, THIS ROAD HAS
CERTAINLY GOTTEN SMALLER.

THEY OUGHT TO PUT UP
A WARNING SIGN.

HMM.

[MAN MUMBLING]

- [RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF]

- QUIET. I HEARD SOMETHING.

IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?

- [MUMBLING]

- SPEAK LOUDER.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

- BUT, UNCLE,
IT'S CHIEF QUIMBY.

- [MUMBLING]

- I KNOW THAT, PENNY.

- I MEAN HE'S HERE.

- HMPH.

- OH, SORRY, CHIEF.
I DIDN'T SEE YOU.

THERE WAS A SHEEP
IN THE WAY.

- READ THIS NOTE AND LOOK
AT THIS PICTURE.

- "PROFESSOR THRUMPKIN,
WORLD'S LEADING SCIENTIST,

"HAS JUST ARRIVED IN
SCOTLAND

"TO SEARCH FOR
THE LAKE MONSTER.

"DR. CLAW WILL TRY
TO KIDNAP HIM.

"YOUR MISSION IS
TO PROTECT THE PROFESSOR
FROM THE FORCES OF M.A.D.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

WITH GADGET ON THE JOB,

THRUMPKIN IS AS SAFE
AS YOU ARE.

- LOOK, GADGET, JUST--

HUH?

WHOA!

- THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF.

OHH!

- YOU ESCAPED
THAT TIME, GADGET,

BUT YOU'LL
NEVER ARRIVE IN TIME
TO SAVE THE PROFESSOR.

IS EVERYTHING READY?

- READY, DR. CLAW.

WE CAN SEE HIM COMING.

- GOOD.

GADGET, I'VE GOT YOU NOW.

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

HEE HEH HEH HEH HA HA!

- THAT'S WHAT I LIKE--

A WELL-MARKED ROAD.

- NOW, LET'S SEE.
ESTIMATE TIME OF ARRIVAL,

LOCH NESS,

FIND PROFESSOR.

[BRAIN SNORING]

GOLLY!

- WOWSERS! THIS ROAD
NEEDS A LOT OF WORK.

- GOOD-BYE, GADGET.

HEH HEH HEH
HA HA HA!

- OH, NO!

[BRAIN HOWLS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CROWD SPEAKING EXCITEDLY]

- EXCUSE ME.
COULD ANYONE TELL ME

HOW I GET TO LOCH NESS?

HMM.

THESE PEOPLE
ARE NOT VERY FRIENDLY, PENNY.

WE'LL FIND OUR OWN WAY.

- PROFESSOR THRUMPKIN IS
SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT HERE.

THERE'S NO SIGN OF HIM
OR HIS MOBILE LABORATORY.

- HE'S PROBABLY JUST
GONE FOR A WALK.

- WHY WOULD HE TAKE
THE WHOLE LAB?

- YOU MEAN THE LAB'S GONE, TOO?

THAT'S RIGHT.

HMM. IT'S JUST A SUSPICION,

BUT I THINK THE PROFESSOR'S
DISAPPEARED.

PENNY, YOU WAIT
AT THE HOTEL.

I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR HIM.

- O.K., UNCLE GADGET.
BE CAREFUL.

- I'M ALWAYS CAREFUL.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME
A GREAT INSPECTOR.

[CRASH]

I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND

WHY THEY PUT TREES
IN BACK-UP ZONES.

- I'M WORRIED.

UNCLE GADGET IS
SUPPOSED TO PROTECT
PROFESSOR THRUMPKIN

FROM DR. CLAW.

KEEP AN EYE ON UNCLE GADGET,
BRAIN,

BUT DON'T LET HIM SEE YOU.

- [RUFF]

- I'M GOING TO SET UP
A RADAR COMPUTER

ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE LAKE

AND SEE IF I CAN LOCATE
THAT MONSTER.

[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

[SPLASHING]

- [YEOW]

- NOW, LET'S WORK THIS OUT
LOGICALLY.

PROFESSOR THRUMPKIN
WANTED TO SEE WHAT
WAS IN THE LAKE.

IF SOMEONE WANTS TO SEE, HE HAS
TO GET UP HIGH.

WHAT'S HIGH? A TREE.

THEREFORE, PROFESSOR THRUMPKIN
MUST BE UP A TREE.

PROFESSOR?

COME DOWN THIS MINUTE.

I KNOW YOU'RE UP THERE.

ALL RIGHT.

I'M COMING UP AFTER YOU.

GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!

HERE I COME!

OF ALL THE TIMES
FOR MY SPRING TO BREAK.




GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!

GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!

HE MUST BE UP ANOTHER TREE.

- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

HA HA HA HA HA!

[CAT LAUGHING]

GADGET DOESN'T EVEN
SUSPECT WE'RE HERE.

HE'S IN FOR A SURPRISE.

ISN'T HE, M.A.D. CAT?

[CAT PURRS]

HEH HEH HEH!

HA HA HA HA HA!

- I HOPE THIS
RADAR SCREEN WORKS.

I'VE NEVER USED IT FOR
AN UNDERWATER SEARCH.

THERE'S SOMETHING THERE!

I KNEW IT!

BOY, IT'S BIG AND FAST.

IF IT WOULD ONLY COME CLOSER,

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET
A PICTURE SCAN.

- ALL RIGHT, PROFESSOR.

I'VE GOT YOU THIS TIME.

WHAT WAS THAT?

[SQUEAKING]

THERE'S SOMETHING THERE.

NOW FOR MY GADGET CAMERA.

AH. THE CAMERA NEVER LIES.

LOOK AT THAT.

WHY, IT'S HORRIBLE.

WHAT IF IT'S
CAPTURED THE PROFESSOR?

DON'T WORRY, PROFESSOR!

I'M COMING!

[BRAIN BARKING]

- GOSH, THERE'S
ANOTHER ONE.

I HOPE BRAIN IS
WATCHING UNCLE GADGET.

- [RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF]

[WHIMPERING]

YIPE!

- THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT RAIN TODAY

ON THE WEATHER REPORT.

HMM, EITHER THAT FISH
HAS A DRIVER'S LICENSE,

OR I'M UNDERWATER.

- HMM.

WOWSERS!

GO, GO, GADGET COAT!

NOW FOR A LITTLE
HILARIOUS GAS PROPULSION.

- THEY'RE COMING CLOSER.

MAYBE I CAN GET A PICTURE.

GOLLY!
THAT'S THE GADGETMOBILE,

AND THAT'S BRAIN!

THERE'S SOMETHING COMING UP
BEHIND THEM! IT'S A...

OH, MY GOSH!

BRAIN, BRAIN,

LOOK BEHIND YOU!

- OOOH!

- THERE IT GOES.

YOU WON'T GET AWAY THIS TIME.

- HURRY! HURRY!
IT'S GAINING!

AAH!

AAH!

- [ROARING]

- HMM.

- OH, NO. MY COMPUTER.

- THIS LOOKS LIKE
SOMETHING FROM

PROFESSOR THRUMPKIN'S
MOBILE LABORATORY.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
UNCLE GADGET?

- OH, PENNY, YES. FINE.

IT TAKES MORE THAN AN UNDERWATER
CREATURE TO WORRY YOUR UNCLE.

- I DIDN'T THINK YOU SAW IT.

- OF COURSE I DID! I WAS
JUST ABOUT TO CATCH IT.

- WHAT? OH! RIGHT.

UNCLE GADGET, IS--

- SORRY, PENNY, NO TIME NOW.
I'M HOT ON THRUMPKIN'S TRAIL.

- BRAIN, BRAIN, WHERE ARE YOU?

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

BRAIN, I HAVE
TO REBUILD THIS COMPUTER.

YOU FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET.

- LOOK AT ALL THIS JUNK.

NOW, IF I COULD
JUST FIND A TRASH CAN.

AH. WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

- THAT'S IT, GADGET.

HEH HEH HEH HA HA HA!

JUST STAND RIGHT THERE.

- OH, LOOK.

A GENUINE SCOTTISH
WALKING STICK.

NICE ONE, TOO.

[SCOTTISH ACCENT]
BUT I'LL NOT BE
NEEDING THAT NOW.

- BLAST.

- FINISHED.
EVEN BETTER THAN BEFORE.

I WONDER IF I CAN SPOT
THAT MONSTER.

THERE IT IS.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
FUNNY ABOUT IT.

IT'S THE FEET!

THEY'RE--
THEY'RE TRACTOR TREADS!

WHY, IT'S NOT REAL.
IT'S A MACHINE MONSTER.

THAT MEANS
SOMEONE MUST HAVE BUILT IT.

DR. CLAW!

UNCLE GADGET!

BRAIN. BRAIN, COME IN.

BRAIN, YOU'VE GOT
TO WARN UNCLE GADGET.

HE'S STANDING
IN FRONT OF THE MONSTER.

- [WHIMPERS]

- THAT'S IT, GADGET.

JUST A FEW MORE
STEPS BACKWARD.

- WHERE?

WHERE COULD
THEY HAVE TAKEN HIM?

WAIT A SECOND.
THIS CAVE LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.

YES, I BET THAT'S IT.

CLAW HAS HIDDEN
THE PROFESSOR IN THIS CAVE.

I'M COMING, PROFESSOR!

- AT LAST!

- IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!

AAH.

WHOA!

YAAH!

YOW!

OUCH! OOH! OUCH! OW!

GO, GO, GADGETS!

YIPE!

HUH? OH.

- HELLO THERE.

- AH, PROFESSOR THRUMPKIN,
I PRESUME.

- HE'S THERE, ALL RIGHT,

EXACTLY WHERE I WANT HIM.

HEE HEE HEE
HEH HEH HEH!

- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR?
I DID ALL THE WORK.

- WHO ARE YOU?

- INSPECTOR GADGET
AT YOUR SERVICE.

NO, DON'T THANK ME FOR
FINDING YOU.

JUST DOING MY JOB.

- WHAT JOB?

- TO PROTECT YOU, OF COURSE.

- WONDERFUL, BUT HOW
DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?

- THE WAY WE CAME IN,
OF COURSE. RIGHT OUT THAT...

DOOR.

HMM. I SEE YOUR POINT,
PROFESSOR.

NO PROBLEM.

A QUICK SLICE
WITH MY GADGET LASER.

HYAH!

OOPS.

- OW! OOH! OOH!

[METAL MONSTER ROARING]

- WELL, THAT DOOR IS
OBVIOUSLY IMPENETRABLE.

- PLEASE, INSPECTOR GADGET.

COULDN'T WE JUST
SIT HERE AND WAIT?

- NONSENSE.
INSPECTOR GADGET NEVER WAITS.

AH, YOU SEE? THERE'S THE MOTOR.

I'LL JUST MAKE
A SMALL ADJUSTMENT.

- NO, MR. GADGET. PLEASE!

- THERE. NOW...

YEOW!

YEEE!

AAH!

OW! OH! OOH!

[METAL MONSTER GROANING]

- NO!

PLEASE, INSPECTOR.
I WISH TO SURRENDER.

NOTHING COULD BE WORSE
THAN YOUR PROTECTION.

- SURRENDER? INSPECTOR GADGET
NEVER SURRENDERS.

BESIDES, I THINK I FOUND
THE COMPUTER CONNECTION.

A DELICATE LITTLE TWIST
OF THE GADGET WRENCH.

- OH, NO!

- SEE? NO NEED TO BE ALARMED
WITH GADGET ON THE JOB.

- IT'S RUNNING AMUCK.

AND IT'S COMING THIS WAY.

OUT OF MY WAY, M.A.D. CAT!

- EVERYTHING IS
GOING TO BE JUST FINE.

- GOSH! LOOK, IT'S OUT OF
CONTROL!

THE GUIDANCE SYSTEM
MUST HAVE SHORTED.

IT DID. I KNEW IT!

SEE? IT'S IN HIS HEAD.

WE'VE GOT TO GET UP THERE
AND TURN IT OFF.

[BRAIN MUTTERING]

OH, COME ON, BRAIN.

- I CAN'T CONTROL IT! NO!

GO AWAY.

I'M YOUR MASTER.

- GET READY, BRAIN.

WHEN IT PASSES
UNDER US, JUMP.

HERE IT COMES.

NOW!

- WHOA!

[RRRR RRRR]

- MADE IT! NOW, THERE MUST BE
A DOOR.

THERE!

COME ON, BRAIN!
I FOUND AN OPENING!

[BRAIN MUTTERING]

ONE OF THESE
MUST TURN IT OFF.

[BRAIN HOWLING]

WE DID IT, BRAIN.

BRAIN?

[BRAIN MUMBLING]

[BRAIN YELPS]

- GADGET, YOU SAVED
THE PROFESSOR.

WELL DONE, GADGET.

- UH, THANK YOU.

AAH!

WHAT'S THAT? IS IT ALIVE?

- NEVER MIND.

ALL THAT MATTERS
IS YOU'VE RESCUED
PROFESSOR THRUMPKIN.

YOU'RE A HERO.

- I AM?

OH, EH, YES, OF COURSE I AM.

INSPECTOR GADGET
DOES IT AGAIN.

- WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE LAST OF DR. CLAW, GADGET.

- THAT WAS GREAT, UNCLE GADGET.

I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.

[BRAIN BARKS]

- WELL, IF I SAY SO MYSELF,
THEY PICKED THE RIGHT MAN.

- LOOK, THE PROFESSOR'S
WAKING UP.

- FEELING BETTER, PROFESSOR?

- AAH! AAH! AAH!

KEEP--KEEP AWAY FROM ME!

- I WONDER WHAT'S
WRONG WITH HIM.

- LAKES ARE REALLY NICE.

- BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER,
THEY CAN BE VERY DEEP.

SO NEVER SWIM OUT TOO FAR.

- AND IF YOU GO OUT IN A BOAT,

MAKE SURE YOU'VE GOT
A LIFE JACKET FOR EACH
OF THE PASSENGERS.

- AND DON'T LOAD TOO MANY PEOPLE
IN ONE BOAT.

THAT CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS.

- [RUFF RUFF RUFF]

[ROAR]

- HEE HEE! THAT'S RIGHT, BRAIN.

MOST OF ALL,
DON'T SWIM IN LAKES
WITH MONSTERS.

- MONSTERS? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?

[PENNY AND BRAIN BARKING]

PENNY, WAIT FOR ME!

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET. NEXT TIME!

[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]