Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 3 - Down on the Farm - full transcript

Inspector Gadget travels to Malaysia to find the famous explorers that were captured by Dr. Claw.

[SIREN]

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[HORNS HONKING]

- UNCLE GADGET?

- I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A SECOND, PENNY.

I WAS SO ANXIOUS
TO GET GOING,

I FORGOT TO STRAP
THIS STUFF DOWN.

UGH UGH UGGH!

WHOOPS.

- OHH.
- OH!

- [MUTTERING]

- HUH?

- NOW WE'RE OFF
TO THE COUNTRY.

OOPS.

- LOOK OUT!



UNCLE GADGET!

- AAH!
- OHH!

- AAH!

- HUH?

- LOOK, PENNY,
THEY'RE HAVING A BIG SALE
AT THIS DEPARTMENT STORE.

I'M GOING TO STOP
AND GET A FLY ROD.

DON'T WORRY, PENNY.

- AAH!
- AAH!
- AAH!

- IT WILL ONLY
TAKE A SECOND!

OH, WOWSER...

THESE NEW POLES ARE
REALLY SOMETHING.

- I'M GLAD YOU'RE EXCITED,
UNCLE GADGET.

YOU REALLY DESERVE
THIS VACATION.

RIGHT, BRAIN?

- WOW. THIS POLE WILL
CATCH ANYTHING--

[RING]

- OH, NO. THAT'S
THE TOP-SECRET GADGET PHONE.

- HUH?

- O.K., CHIEF.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

- BUT, UNCLE GADGET,
YOU PROMISED.

- UGH. UGH.
SORRY, PENNY.

UGH. VACATION'S OFF.

WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT.

I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

HMM. THAT'S ODD.

I'M SURE THE CHIEF
SAID TO MEET HIM HERE.

AHA! SO THERE
YOU ARE, CHIEF.

I MUST CONGRATULATE YOU
ON YOUR CLEVER DISGUISE.

WHOOPS.

HMM.

- PSST!

PSST!

PICK UP MY HAT.

YOUR ASSIGNMENT
IS INSIDE.

- "A HIGHLY
EXPERIMENTAL MISSILE

"HAS BEEN STOLEN
BY DOCTOR CLAW.

"IT IS BELIEVED
HE WILL USE THE MISSILE
TO DESTROY METRO CITY.

"YOUR ASSIGNMENT
IS TO FIND THE MISSILE

AND PREVENT DOCTOR CLAW
FROM CARRYING OUT HIS PLAN."

- DR. CLAW HAS
A M.A.D. INSTALLATION

AT A FARM
OUTSIDE METRO CITY.

THAT'S WHERE TO START.

- GOT IT, CHIEF.

OH. THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
WRITTEN HERE.

"THIS MESSAGE WILL
SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS."

HMM.

- OHH...

- YIKES!

WHOOOA!

- REMEMBER, BRAIN,
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,

YOU'VE GOT TO STAY CLOSE
TO UNCLE GADGET.

- YAAAH!

- HERE HE COMES.

ACT NATURAL.

- WHOOOA!

NOW, WHY DO THEY
PUT FOUR DOORS

WHERE ONE WOULD DO?

WELL, PENNY,
LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE GETTING

SOME OF THAT
COUNTRY AIR AFTER ALL.

- HUH?

- I HAVE TO VISIT A FARM.

- OOH!

BLAST THAT GADGET!

- [MEOW]

- WHY ISN'T
THE MISSILE READY?

- WE'RE WAITING
FOR SOME PARTS.

- AFTER THAT, JUST
A FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS.

- EVERYTHING SHOULD BE READY...

- IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

- IT BETTER BE!

THE SOONER
I DESTROY METRO CITY,

THE SOONER THE WORLD
WILL RECOGNIZE

THE POWER OF M.A.D.

HA HA HA HA!

I DON'T WANT GADGET
AROUND HERE.

UNDERSTAND?

- HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH!

- [PLAYING HARMONICA]

- NO NEED TO AROUSE SUSPICION.

I BETTER TRY TO BLEND IN
WITH THE NATIVES.

HEY, THERE.

- HUH?

[CLANK]

- HMM?

HOWDY-DO.

- AGENT 6-12
TO BLACK LEADER.

GADGET HAS JUST PASSED
CHECKPOINT NUMBER ONE.

- WHOO-OOPS!

MORNIN', NEIGHBOR.

UHH!

MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE ME
A HELPING HAND.

I'M LOOKING FOR A CERTAIN,
AHEM...DOCTOR.

- THE ONLY DOC IN THESE PARTS
IS OLD DOC PAINLESS.

- THERE'S ENOUGH
SLEEPING DRUG ON THIS DART

TO PUT A HORSE TO SLEEP.

HA HA HA!

SWEET DREAMS,
INSPECTOR GADGET.

- WHOOP.

OHH!

[TOOT]

- [SNORING INTO HARMONICA]

- OH, I'M AWFULLY SORRY.
HOW CLUMSY OF ME.

I'LL JUST PICK THESE UH-UP!

- YEOW!

- UGH!
- UGH!

DUHH...

- AND WHERE WOULD I FIND
THIS DOC PAINLESS?

- DOC?

DOC PAINLESS--OH, RIGHT.

YOU--YOU TAKE A RIGHT.

UH, GO RIGHT AGAIN.

UH, AND THEN
THERE'S A LEFT...

- DID HE SAY A LEFT,
THE NEXT TWO RIGHTS,

THEN ANOTHER LEFT,
OR WAS IT--

ANYHOW, I GUESS
I'D BETTER FILL 'ER UP.

IT'S PROBABLY
MY LAST CHANCE FOR MILES.

THESE OLD PUMPS ARE QUAINT,
BUT THEY SURE HAVE SHORT HOSES.

- DONG DONG DONG DONG.

- NOW, WHAT WAS THAT?

A RIGHT, A LEFT,
ANOTHER RIGHT...

- [COUGHING]
- NO, TWO LEFTS AND A RIGHT.

- FOOLS!

WHERE IS HE NOW?

- IF HE FOLLOWED
OUR DIRECTIONS,

HE SHOULD BE MILES AWAY.

- GET OUT THERE AND MAKE SURE.

- [MEOW]

- I GIVE THE ORDERS, MADCAT.

- THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE.

I'VE GOT TO FIND
DOCTOR CLAW'S FARM

AND STOP HIM BEFORE
HE DESTROYS METRO CITY

WITH THAT STOLEN MISSILE.

WAS THAT A LEFT
OR A RIGHT?

AH, I KNOW--TWO RIGHTS,
THEN A WRONG.

NO. WAIT.

OUT OF GAS?

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
I JUST FILLED IT UP.

HMM.

WELL, I CAN GET GAS
AND DIRECTIONS AT THAT FARM.

- HUH?

SOMEONE TELL THE BOSS
THERE'S SOMEONE SNOOPING AROUND.

- ANYBODY HOME?

HMM.

PLACE SEEMS DESERTED.

PROBABLY OUT COMPLETING
THEIR HONEST DAY'S CHORES.

MAYBE...
[YAWN]

I'LL JUST WAIT
FOR THEM...

[YAWN]
HERE.

1...2...3...

- [SHEEP BLEAT]

4...5...6.

HOW CONVENIENT.

THIS PLACE HAS EVERYTHING.

HA HA! HE'S GOING TO HAVE
A HARD TIME BREATHING

WITH ALL THESE SHEEP
ON TOP OF HIM.

- YEAH. THESE SHEEP WILL HELP
HIM GO TO SLEEP PERMANENTLY.

[BLEATING CONTINUES]

IT'S STUFFY IN HERE,

HARD TO BREATHE.

GO GO, GADGET LEGS!

IT REALLY SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
TO KEEP THIS MANY PETS
IN THE HOUSE.

[BEEPING]
- UH-OH. IS THAT YOU, BRAIN?

- ROWWR ROWWR ROWWR.

- THAT SOUNDS
LIKE TROUBLE, BRAIN.

I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT BUS.

- [SHEEP BLEATING]

- WHOA.

- WOWSERS!

YEOW!

- OH.

- WELL, THOSE SHEEP LANDED ME
IN A FINE MESS.

- HEH HEH HEH.

- [OINKING]

- HA HA HA!

- WELL, I REALLY CAN'T STAND
AROUND HERE ALL DAY.

I HAVE TO FIND
THE STOLEN MISSILE BEFORE
M.A.D. DESTROYS METRO CITY.

WOWSERS! OOH!

A GAS CAN.

THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE
HAS DONE IT AGAIN.

OW!

GO, GADGET, GO!

GOOD WORK, GADGET.

[CRASH]

WOWSERS. SO MUCH
FOR ENERGY CONSERVATION.

NOW I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK
AND FIND SOME MORE.

- HURRY UP.

DOCTOR CLAW'S WAITING
FOR THESE MISSILE PARTS.

- HOLY COW!

THE PLACE IS CRAWLING
WITH AGENTS FROM M.A.D.

I HAVE A MESSAGE
FOR CHIEF QUIMBY.

- HMM. WHERE ARE THE FARMERS
THAT OWN THIS PLACE?

YOU THERE!
STOP WHERE YOU ARE!

- OH, NO. HE'S SEEN US.

IF DOCTOR CLAW
FINDS OUT HE SPIED US,

WE'RE FINISHED. RUN!

- HOLD IT! I JUST NEED
A LITTLE GAS!

[PANTING]

AND I THOUGHT FARM FOLK
WERE SUCH FRIENDLY PEOPLE.

- HA HA HA!

- OOH!
- WHOA!

WHOO!

AH, THERE YOU ARE.

- YIKES!
- YIKES!

WHAT'S THEIR PROBLEM?

HAY BALES WITH LEGS?

- HE'S STILL AFTER US.

- RAAAH!

YAAH!
- HUH?

- WHOA!

- HMM. VERY SUSPICIOUS.

GO GO, GADGET COAT!

[CRASH]

AH, THERE YOU ARE!

NOW IF I COULD JUST HAVE
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME...

- BRAIN. BRAIN, WHERE ARE YOU?

[STATIC]

I DON'T LIKE THIS.

- STOP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

I JUST WANT TO BORROW
SOME GASOLINE.

I HAVE TO LOCATE
A STOLEN MISSILE

BEFORE IT DESTROYS METRO CITY!
- [LAUGHING EVILLY]

SO, IT'S GADGET.

HEH HEH HEH! HA HA!

NOW IS MY CHANCE.

IF HE'S UP THERE
WHEN THE MISSILE TAKES OFF,

HE'LL BURN UP
LIKE A PIECE OF TOAST.

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

- [SNORING AND PURRING]

- [HOOTS]
- [MEOWS]

- ARE YOU READY?

- ALL SYSTEMS GO.

- EXCELLENT.

PREPARE FOR COUNTDOWN.

GADGET, I'VE FINALLY GOT YOU!

I'VE GOT YOU.
HEH HEH HEH! HA HA!

- [PURRING]

[YOWLS]

- WOW!
[PIGS SQUEALING]

BRAIN.

[CHUCKLES]

- [GRUMBLING]

- WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?

- [MUMBLING]

- THE SILO?
- [GRUMBLING]

THIS IS A M.A.D.
HEADQUARTERS, BRAIN.

UNCLE GADGET'S IN TROUBLE.

WE'VE GOT TO GET
IN THERE, BRAIN.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW?

- [MUMBLING]

- A DOOR? GOOD BOY.
NOW STAND BACK.

- HMM?

- HOLD ON, UNCLE GADGET.
WE'RE COMING.

[ALARM BLARING]

- BRAIN, LOOK.

- ALL PERSONNEL,
EXIT LAUNCH AREA.

COUNTDOWN BEGINS NOW.

HEH HEH HEH! HA HA!

- DOWN, BRAIN.

- "T" MINUS 20 SECONDS
AND COUNTING.

- DID YOU HEAR THAT, BRAIN?
THEY'VE STARTED THE COUNTDOWN.

WE JUST HAVE TO STOP THEM.

- HMM?

- OH.

- WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

I'VE GOT TO FIND THAT MISSILE
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

- HEY! HEY!

♪ NAH NAH NAH-NAH NAH

BLEEDLE DEEDLE DEE.

AH!

THIS IS DEFINITELY
NOT FRIENDLY.

- WELCOME, GADGET.
HEH HEH HEH!

IT'S A PITY
YOU CAN'T STAY LONG.

HEH HEH HEH!
HA HA HA!

- I'VE GOT IT, BRAIN.

YOU SEE THOSE CABLES UP THERE?

THEY CONNECT
THE IGNITION SWITCH
TO THE MAIN BOOSTER.

IF WE CAN JUST GET UP THERE
AND CUT THEM--

- 15 SECONDS.

- OH, BRAIN, THERE'S
NOT ENOUGH TIME,

BUT WE HAVE TO TRY.

- AHA! THERE IT IS.

GEE, FARM EQUIPMENT HAS
CHANGED SINCE I WAS A BOY.

- HURRY, BRAIN.

- 5 SECONDS.

4 SECONDS...

- "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY,
BREAK GLASS."

MMM.

WELL, IF I DON'T FIND
CLAW'S MISSILE,

THAT'LL BE
A REAL EMERGENCY.

[BEEPING]

- WHAT?

COUNTDOWN ABORTED?

IT MUST HAVE BEEN GADGET.

RESTART THE COUNTDOWN!

10...

9...

- HURRY, BRAIN.
- 8...

7...

6...

5...

- NOT THAT ONE!

OHH!

- PHEW!

- OOH! WHAT NOW?!

- ENEMY AGENTS
REPORTED OUTSIDE.

- WHAT?

KEEP THEM OUT TILL
WE FINISH THE COUNTDOWN.

- WE'LL TRY.

- CONTINUING TO COUNT DOWN.

3, 2...
- NOW, BRAIN. NOW!

1...

IGNITION!

[ENGINE POWERING DOWN,
SPUTTERS]

- ALL RIGHT.

SECURE THE CONTROL ROOM.

CHECK THAT WARHEAD.

- OH, BRAIN! YOU DID IT!

- RROOORR.

[CRASH]
- WHOOPS.

- [MUMBLING]

- UH, SORRY
ABOUT THAT, CHIEF.

- AHH!

GREAT JOB, GADGET,
BUT TELL ME SOMETHING.

HOW DID YOU CAUSE
THE MALFUNCTION?

FRANKLY, I WOULDN'T HAVE
THE VAGUEST IDEA WHAT TO DO.

- WELL, CHIEF, ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS READ THE INSTRUCTIONS,

BUT I'LL PAY FOR THE DOOR.

- YOU'RE MUCH TOO MODEST.

- THANK YOU.

NOW I MUST GET ON WITH
MY MISSILE INVESTIGATION.

- BUT, GADGET,
THE CASE IS CLOSED.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M PUTTING
YOU ON IMMEDIATE VACATION

FOR DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB.

- BUT, CHIEF,

MY JOB WILL NEVER BE DONE

UNTIL I HAVE DOCTOR CLAW
BEHIND BARS.

- NEVER, GADGET, NEVER!

YOU WILL NEVER
GET ME, GADGET!

- [MEOW]
- I'LL GET YOU!

HEH HEH! I'LL GET YOU!

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

- THAT VOICE SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

- UNCLE GADGET,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- PENNY, HOW DID YOU
GET HERE ANYWAY?

- WELL, I--WE WERE--

- DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD.
CHIEF QUIMBY BROUGHT YOU ALONG

SO THAT WE COULD ALL SPEND
AN AFTERNOON IN THE COUNTRY
TOGETHER.

HOW THOUGHTFUL OF HIM.
AM I RIGHT?

- RROOORR.

- INSPECTOR GADGET
IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

WELL, EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME
IN TANGIERS,

AND THEN THERE WAS
THAT MESS IN AUSTRIA.

I WAS ALMOST RIGHT.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE CLOSE?

HOW ABOUT HALF-RIGHT?

MOST OF THE TIME?

NO.

WELL...

- FARMS ARE GREAT FUN TO VISIT,

BUT, JUST LIKE THE CITY,
YOU STILL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.

NEVER PLAY ON OR NEAR
ANY KIND OF FARM EQUIPMENT.

IT'S MUCH TOO DANGEROUS,
EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT OPERATING.

- WELL, FARM ANIMALS ARE
A LOT MORE INTERESTING
ANYWAY, UNCLE GADGET.

- BUT YOU SHOULD BE AS CAREFUL
WITH LIVESTOCK AS YOU ARE
WITH ANY OTHER ANIMALS.

- UNCLE GADGET...

I THINK YOU'RE GOING
THE WRONG WAY.

- I WAS CERTAIN
I TURNED LEFT,

OR WAS IT RIGHT?

I KNOW.
I SHOULD TURN STRAIGHT.

NO. MAYBE STRAIGHT LEFT.

STRAIGHT RIGHT?

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'LL GET YOU

NEXT TIME, GADGET,

NEXT TIME.

- [MEOW]