Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 1 - Gadget in Winterland - full transcript
Gadget is on holiday at the Winter Olympics, but Dr. Claw is trying to sabotage the games by replacing the torch bearer. Gadget also faces the M.A.D. yodeler and a Yeti like Snowbot.
[SIREN]
♪
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND THE U.S DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATION
Announcer: WINTERLAND...
A BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN RESORT
WHERE THE WORLD'S ATHLETES
ARE GATHERED FOR THE OPENING
OF THE OLYMPIC GAMES.
[DR. CLAW LAUGHS EVILLY]
...AND THE PERFECT
OPPORTUNITY
TO SHOW THE WORLD
THE SUPREMACY OF M.A.D.
EH, M.A.D. CAT?
[MRREOW]
[CHUCKLES]
AND WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO WINTERLAND,
YOUNG LADY?
I'M HERE
WITH MY UNCLE.
OH, LOOK!
THERE HE IS.
[BOI-OI-OING]
YOU'RE INSPECTOR GADGET,
THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS
DETECTIVE.
[CLEARS THROAT]
SHH. I'M OFF-DUTY.
UNCLE, ARE YOU SURE
CHIEF QUIMBY
DOESN'T KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE?
OF COURSE, PENNY.
I'M TAKING
ONE WEEK'S VACATION,
AND I'M ABSOLUTELY,
COMPLETELY,
AND TOTALLY
OFF-DUTY.
[SIREN WAILS]
HOLY MOUNTAIN GOAT!
THAT'S THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE.
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
[POPS AND WHIRS]
YOU'RE WHERE?
SORRY TO INTERRUPT
YOUR VACATION,
GADGET, BUT, UH...
"TAKE ALL PRECAUTIONS.
DR. CLAW IN WINTERLAND.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
ALL RIGHT, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
HA HA HA HA.
AH HA HA.
OH, OHH...
YEAAAAOW!
WITH MY COLD-WEATHER
WARNING SYSTEM,
DR. CLAW WON'T DARE
TO SHOW HIS FACE.
HA HA HA HA.
THAT'S WHAT HE THINKS.
HA HA.
HE HASN'T SEEN
MY M.A.D. YODELER.
♪ YODEL-ODEL-AY-HEE-HOOOO
♪ DO, RE, MI,
FA, SO, LA, TI-- ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA
Dr. Claw:
NOT HERE, YOU FOOL,
AT GADGET'S CHALET.
AVALANCHE HIM!
GET GADGET!
YES, SIR. OH, YES, SIR.
INDEED, SIR.
YES, SIR, BOSS.
WHOO-HOO. WHOA!
[GOOFY]
♪ YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO!
DO I SEE WHAT
I THINK I SEE?
♪ YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO
WOWSERS!
THAT INNOCENT
YODELER IS HEADING
STRAIGHT
FOR MY TRAP.
I'VE GOT
TO STOP HIM.
THAT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE AN INNOCENT
YODELER TO ME.
NO WAY.
STOP! STOP, MY GOOD MAN.
WATCH HIM, BRAIN.
JUST ONE STEP FURTHER,
MY GOOD MAN,
AND YOU'D HAVE FALLEN
INTO MY SECRET
GADGET TRAP.
GOOD THING
WE BRACED OURSELVES.
EXCUSE ME.
LET ME BRUSH
YOU OFF.
SO SORRY.
AH, YOUR
SHEET MUSIC.
HERE, LET ME
HELP YOU.
♪ LA LA
CATCHY
LITTLE TUNE.
♪ LA LA
SORRY
ABOUT THAT.
♪ DUM,
DEE-DUM-DUM ♪
HA.
I'M SUCH
A BUTTERFINGERS.
Penny: WOW,
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHOA.
BRAIN. COME IN, BRAIN.
THIS IS PENNY.
DO YOU READ ME? BRAIN?
YEAH, YEAH.
THAT'S
THE M.A.D. YODELER,
ONE OF DR. CLAW'S
SECRET AGENTS.
M.A.D. RODELER?!
[CLEARS THROAT]
[OFF-KEY]
♪ DO, RE, MI, LA
♪ SI, DO, RE,
MI, LA, SI ♪
OHH! AH! WHOA!
THANK YOU.
♪ DOOOOO!
AAH!
WHOA!
YEOW!
[CRASH]
MY GOODNESS,
I'M SO SORRY.
LET ME DUST
YOU OFF AGAIN.
NO WAY!
[GOOFY LAUGH]
STRANGE PEOPLE,
THESE MOUNTAIN FOLKS.
Announcer:
AND WITH THE LIGHTING
OF THE OLYMPIC FLAME,
THIS YEAR'S WINTER
OLYMPIC GAMES
WILL NOW BEGIN.
LOOK, UNCLE.
THERE'S THE OLYMPIC
TORCHBEARER.
INDEED IT IS, PENNY.
[GRUNTS AND MUMBLES]
YES, IT'S LOVELY.
HMM. I WONDER IF...
CHIEF QUIMBY.
YOU'RE NO BEAR.
THAT'S NO TORCHBEARER.
WOWSERS!
THAT'S ONE OF
DR. CLAW'S MEN!
"TORCHBEARER CARRYING
DYNAMITE. MUST STOP.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
I'LL GET HIM.
[MUMBLES]
CHIEF QUIMBY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
[COUGHS] WHY DO I
PUT UP WITH HIM?
YOU THERE! STOP,
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
YEAH. STOP! STOP!
Announcer:
WHAT'S THIS?
AN UNIDENTIFIED SKIER
IS ON THE RUN.
Gadget: STOP! STOP!
STAY CALM, BRAIN.
WITH MY GADGET
SNOWSAIL,
WE'LL BREEZE
RIGHT UP THE SLOPE.
[EVIL LAUGH]
[EVIL LAUGH]
OUCH.
ONE THING ABOUT
SAILING, BRAIN...
ALWAYS CHECK
THE WIND FIRST.
AND NOW TO INFLATE
MY GADGET BLIMP.
NICE TRY.
EH?
LET THIS BE
A LESSON TO YOU
NEXT TIME
YOU TRY AND BUST
SOMEBODY'S BALLOON,
BUSTER.
NYAH!
THERE'S THE THIEF!
NO! NO! YOU'VE GOT
THE WRONG MAN.
AAAHH!
I'VE GOT TO GET RID
OF THIS DYNAMITE.
BRAIN,
ARE YOU THERE?
BOW WOW.
FOLLOW THEM, BRAIN.
WE'VE GOT TO HELP
UNCLE GADGET.
I'VE GOT TO GET RID
OF THIS DYNAMITE
BEFORE IT EXPLODES.
HUH?
OH, FETCH THIS!
WOWSERS!
THIS IS DANGEROUS.
GO ON, BEAT IT.
WILL YOU
GET OUT OF HERE?
RUFF RUFF RUFF!
YEOW!
BOW WOW! WOOF WOOF WOOF!
THIS GUY'S GETTING
ON MY GADGET NERVES.
R-R-R-RUFF! FETCH!
HEH HEH HEH.
RUFF RUFF RUFF!
TRAVELING IN DISGUISE
AS A GARBAGE PAIL, EH?
TIME FOR MY GADGET SNOWGUN.
HEE HA HA HA.
SCRATCH ONE M.A.D. AGENT
DISGUISED AS A GARBAGE PAIL.
RUFF RUFF!
RUFF
RUFF RUFF!
BOW WOW!
RUFF! FETCH!
ATTENTION
M.A.D. AGENTS--
GADGET ON
BOBSLED COURSE.
ELIMINATE HIM.
GOTCHA, BOSS.
NOTHIN' LIKE A LITTLE OIL
TO GREASE THINGS UP. HEH HEH.
[SNICKERS]
HEY, WATCH IT!
COME BACK HERE, YOU!
ARF ARF!
OIL'S WELL
THAT ENDS WELL.
[SIRENS]
STOP! OUT OF
THAT BOBSLED, YOU!
WAIT.
INSPECTOR GADGET?
WHO ELSE?
[ALL LAUGH]
BOW WOW. RUFF.
YES, IT'S US.
PRECISELY.
AND AS YOU SEE,
WE'VE JUST SAVED
THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE
FROM THIS FAKE TORCH
LOADED
WITH DYNAMITE.
[COUGHS] OH, BOY.
♪
WHAT A NEAT IDEA,
UNCLE GADGET...
PRIVATE SKI LESSONS.
YEAH, YEAH.
ONLY THE BEST FOR
INSPECTOR GADGET.
PRIVATE SKI LESSONS, EH?
I'VE GOT JUST THE IDEA
TO ELIMINATE GADGET
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
PLAN XB7A.
[SNICKERS]
[COUGHS]
[BRAKES SCREECH]
I KNEW WE WERE NEARBY.
Penny: THIS IS THE SPOOKIEST
SKI SCHOOL I'VE EVER SEEN.
OH, BUT IT'S
BEAUTIFUL, PENNY.
LOOK AT ALL
ITS MEDIEVAL CHARM.
[DING DONG]
Dr. Claw: WELCOME
TO WINTERLAND SKI SCHOOL,
THE WORLD'S
FIRST AUTOMATED SKI RESORT.
Gadget: HMM...THAT VOICE
SOUNDS AWFULLY FAMILIAR.
Penny:
THIS PLACE IS WEIRD.
THIS MUST BE
THE AUTOMATED GONDOLA.
AH, THE WONDERS
OF THE MODERN AGE.
[GULP]
[FRIGHTENED
WHIMPER]
COME ALONG, BRAIN.
PETS ARE ALLOWED.
[WHIMPERS]
Dr. Claw:
THE WINTERLAND GONDOLA
TRAVERSES 19,000 FEET
WITH THE HIGHEST
VERTICAL DROP IN THE WORLD.
UNCLE, ARE YOU SURE
THIS THING IS SAFE?
WHY, AS SAFE AS THE GROUND
I'M STANDING ON.
AAAAH!
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
AAH!
AND NOW WHAT
DO YOU SAY, UNCLE?
I'M CALLING
THE MAINTENANCE DEPARTMENT.
THIS GONDOLA HASN'T BEEN
SERVICED IN MONTHS.
Dr. Claw: AT THE TOP
OF THE LIFT,
YOUR FIRST AUTOMATED
SKI LESSON WILL BEGIN.
NOT ONLY THE FIRST,
BUT THE LAST.
[MRREOW]
I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF AN AUTOMATED
SKI LESSON.
AS LONG AS YOUR FEET
ARE ON THE GROUND, PENNY,
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
Dr. Claw:
OH, YEAH?
[MRREOW]
THE SKI BAR'S
PICKING UP SPEED.
NOT AT ALL, PENNY.
JUST RELAX AND ENJOY
THE SCENERY.
OHH!
Penny: OH,
WHAT'S GOING ON? OH!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
IT'S AN EASY FLIGHT DOWN
WITH MY GADGET UMBRELLA.
GO, GO, GADGET BRELLA.
HMM...
[RING RING]
GO, GO, GADGET BRELLA.
HUH. GADGET BRELLA, GO!
GADGET, GO, BRELLA, BRELLA,
GADGET, GADGET, AAAAAH!
[CRASH]
LIKE I SAID, PENNY,
AS LONG AS YOUR FEET
ARE ON THE GROUND,
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
THE PROBLEM IS KEEPING
YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND.
THE BEAUTIFUL THING
ABOUT A MODERN RESORT,
PENNY,
IS IT'S TOTALLY
UNSPOILED BY CROWDS.
HMM. BUT, UNCLE GADGET,
THERE'S NOT EVEN
AN INSTRUCTOR HERE.
DON'T WORRY, PENNY.
AS A FORMER CHAMPION
SKATER MYSELF,
I'LL SHOW YOU
HOW THE PROS DO IT.
[BARKS]
NO, BRAIN,
NOT LIKE THAT.
BEND YOUR
KNEES MORE.
LIKE THIS.
UNCLE, LOOK!
WOWSER! OUR ICE RINK
HAS BECOME AN ICEBERG.
Penny: WE'RE HEADING
STRAIGHT FOR THAT WATERFALL!
STAY CALM, PENNY.
WITH MY GADGET ARM,
YOU'RE FREE FROM HARM.
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS.
HMMMPH!
UNCLE!
NO PROBLEM.
GO, GO, GADGET BRIDGE!
[CHOKING] COME ON!
HIT IT, BRAIN!
GET IT TOGETHER, UNCLE.
I'M TRYING. I'M TRYING.
OH, UNCLE GADGET.
ARE YOU OK?
[UNDERWATER MUMBLES]
[SNIFFS]
Penny:
GOOD GOING, BRAIN.
KEEP CRANKING!
GOSH, UNCLE,
YOU WERE REALLY COOL.
YEAH-H-H, I KNOW-W-W.
WHOA, WHOA!
[GULP] AAH!
UNCLE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING THERE?
STAY CALM, PENNY.
I'M ON
A SECRET MISSION.
CHIEF,
ARE YOU THERE?
ANOTHER SELF-DESTRUCTING
MESSAGE.
"M.A.D. WILL USE
STRANGE ANIMAL
TO DISRUPT GAMES."
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
NO NEED TO FEAR
WHEN GADGET IS HERE.
NOW, M.A.D. CAT,
M.A.D.'s ULTIMATE WEAPON,
THE ABOMINABLE SNOWBOT.
[MREOW]
THE PERFECT VANTAGE POINT.
FROM HERE, I CAN SURVEY
ALL OF WINTERLAND.
I'VE GOT A STRANGE SUSPICION
I'M BEING FOLLOWED.
HMM. VERY STRANGE.
VERY STRANGE, INDEED.
GO, GO, GADGET COPTER.
PENNY HERE, BRAIN.
FOLLOW HIM!
RRRR-RUFF!
DUTY BEFORE PLEASURE.
PHONY FEATHERS.
I WONDER IF THAT
COULD BE THE ANIMAL.
POLICE.
SHOW ME
YOUR FACE.
YOU'LL DO YOUR
EXPLAINING BEHIND BARS.
DON'T TRY TO RUN.
I'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED.
WOW!
POLICE.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
I SAID YOU'RE
UNDER ARREST.
WOULD YOU MIND ANSWERING
A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS?
THOUGHT YOU
GOT RID OF ME, EH?
WHOA!
[WHIMPERS]
THERE'S NO ESCAPE
FROM INSPECTOR GADGET.
GIVE UP!
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
Announcer: NOW FOR
THE SKI JUMP COMPETITION.
NEXT JUMPER, PLEASE.
READY, SET...
WHAT A JUMP!
IT'S A NEW WORLD RECORD!
Hockey announcer:
...TIME IS RUNNING OUT
FOR GREEN TEAM.
BUT WAIT...WHAT?!
INCREDIBLE!
STAY CALM, EVERYONE.
INSPECTOR GADGET HAS
EVERYTHING WELL IN HAND.
HA HA HA.
GOOD WORK, SNOWBOT.
NOW BRING HIM
TO THE CASTLE.
SURRENDER NOW, MONSTER.
IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE.
BRAIN, BRAIN!
TAKE THIS LASER HOMING DEVICE
AND FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET.
RIGHT! RUFF RUFF!
NOW I'LL TUNE IN
MY COMPUTER ON THIS
ELECTRONIC CREEP'S FREQUENCY.
RUFF RUFF RUFF!
BRAIN, MY LOYAL FRIEND,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BRAIN, YOU'RE FREEING
THE SUSPECT!
UH-OH!
NOW I'VE GOT ITS FREQUENCY!
Gadget: STOP, BEAST!
DESTROYING PRIVATE PROPERTY
IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE!
NOW, MONSTER,
SELF-DESTRUCT!
LOOK OVER THERE, BRAIN!
IT'S DR. CLAW'S SECRET
SHUTTLE!
Dr. Claw: I'LL GET YOU YET,
GADGET! I'LL GET YOU!
HA HA HA!
RAAH! RAAH!
OOF!
WOWSERS!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH MY DOG?
HEY! COME BACK HERE!
BRING MY DOG
BACK HERE!
HEY, YOU MONSTER!
YOU COME...
AND A SPECIAL GOLD MEDAL
FOR BEST DEMONSTRATING
THE OLYMPIC SPIRIT--
INSPECTOR GADGET?
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. AHEM.
I'M FLATTERED.
REMEMBER, KIDS,
SNOW SPORTS PROVIDE US
WITH GOOD EXERCISE AND FUN.
BUT LIKE ANY SPORT,
YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL
SO YOU DON'T GET HURT.
OBSERVE THE RULES.
REMEMBER, NEVER SKI
BY YOURSELF.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER
THE PRINCIPLES
OF SPORTSMANSHIP.
YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH!
[CRASH]
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST,
NEVER BRING YOUR DOG
TO THE SKI SLOPES.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND THE U.S.
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
♪
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND THE U.S DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATION
Announcer: WINTERLAND...
A BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN RESORT
WHERE THE WORLD'S ATHLETES
ARE GATHERED FOR THE OPENING
OF THE OLYMPIC GAMES.
[DR. CLAW LAUGHS EVILLY]
...AND THE PERFECT
OPPORTUNITY
TO SHOW THE WORLD
THE SUPREMACY OF M.A.D.
EH, M.A.D. CAT?
[MRREOW]
[CHUCKLES]
AND WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO WINTERLAND,
YOUNG LADY?
I'M HERE
WITH MY UNCLE.
OH, LOOK!
THERE HE IS.
[BOI-OI-OING]
YOU'RE INSPECTOR GADGET,
THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS
DETECTIVE.
[CLEARS THROAT]
SHH. I'M OFF-DUTY.
UNCLE, ARE YOU SURE
CHIEF QUIMBY
DOESN'T KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE?
OF COURSE, PENNY.
I'M TAKING
ONE WEEK'S VACATION,
AND I'M ABSOLUTELY,
COMPLETELY,
AND TOTALLY
OFF-DUTY.
[SIREN WAILS]
HOLY MOUNTAIN GOAT!
THAT'S THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE.
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
[POPS AND WHIRS]
YOU'RE WHERE?
SORRY TO INTERRUPT
YOUR VACATION,
GADGET, BUT, UH...
"TAKE ALL PRECAUTIONS.
DR. CLAW IN WINTERLAND.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
ALL RIGHT, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
HA HA HA HA.
AH HA HA.
OH, OHH...
YEAAAAOW!
WITH MY COLD-WEATHER
WARNING SYSTEM,
DR. CLAW WON'T DARE
TO SHOW HIS FACE.
HA HA HA HA.
THAT'S WHAT HE THINKS.
HA HA.
HE HASN'T SEEN
MY M.A.D. YODELER.
♪ YODEL-ODEL-AY-HEE-HOOOO
♪ DO, RE, MI,
FA, SO, LA, TI-- ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA
Dr. Claw:
NOT HERE, YOU FOOL,
AT GADGET'S CHALET.
AVALANCHE HIM!
GET GADGET!
YES, SIR. OH, YES, SIR.
INDEED, SIR.
YES, SIR, BOSS.
WHOO-HOO. WHOA!
[GOOFY]
♪ YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO!
DO I SEE WHAT
I THINK I SEE?
♪ YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO
WOWSERS!
THAT INNOCENT
YODELER IS HEADING
STRAIGHT
FOR MY TRAP.
I'VE GOT
TO STOP HIM.
THAT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE AN INNOCENT
YODELER TO ME.
NO WAY.
STOP! STOP, MY GOOD MAN.
WATCH HIM, BRAIN.
JUST ONE STEP FURTHER,
MY GOOD MAN,
AND YOU'D HAVE FALLEN
INTO MY SECRET
GADGET TRAP.
GOOD THING
WE BRACED OURSELVES.
EXCUSE ME.
LET ME BRUSH
YOU OFF.
SO SORRY.
AH, YOUR
SHEET MUSIC.
HERE, LET ME
HELP YOU.
♪ LA LA
CATCHY
LITTLE TUNE.
♪ LA LA
SORRY
ABOUT THAT.
♪ DUM,
DEE-DUM-DUM ♪
HA.
I'M SUCH
A BUTTERFINGERS.
Penny: WOW,
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHOA.
BRAIN. COME IN, BRAIN.
THIS IS PENNY.
DO YOU READ ME? BRAIN?
YEAH, YEAH.
THAT'S
THE M.A.D. YODELER,
ONE OF DR. CLAW'S
SECRET AGENTS.
M.A.D. RODELER?!
[CLEARS THROAT]
[OFF-KEY]
♪ DO, RE, MI, LA
♪ SI, DO, RE,
MI, LA, SI ♪
OHH! AH! WHOA!
THANK YOU.
♪ DOOOOO!
AAH!
WHOA!
YEOW!
[CRASH]
MY GOODNESS,
I'M SO SORRY.
LET ME DUST
YOU OFF AGAIN.
NO WAY!
[GOOFY LAUGH]
STRANGE PEOPLE,
THESE MOUNTAIN FOLKS.
Announcer:
AND WITH THE LIGHTING
OF THE OLYMPIC FLAME,
THIS YEAR'S WINTER
OLYMPIC GAMES
WILL NOW BEGIN.
LOOK, UNCLE.
THERE'S THE OLYMPIC
TORCHBEARER.
INDEED IT IS, PENNY.
[GRUNTS AND MUMBLES]
YES, IT'S LOVELY.
HMM. I WONDER IF...
CHIEF QUIMBY.
YOU'RE NO BEAR.
THAT'S NO TORCHBEARER.
WOWSERS!
THAT'S ONE OF
DR. CLAW'S MEN!
"TORCHBEARER CARRYING
DYNAMITE. MUST STOP.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
I'LL GET HIM.
[MUMBLES]
CHIEF QUIMBY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
[COUGHS] WHY DO I
PUT UP WITH HIM?
YOU THERE! STOP,
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
YEAH. STOP! STOP!
Announcer:
WHAT'S THIS?
AN UNIDENTIFIED SKIER
IS ON THE RUN.
Gadget: STOP! STOP!
STAY CALM, BRAIN.
WITH MY GADGET
SNOWSAIL,
WE'LL BREEZE
RIGHT UP THE SLOPE.
[EVIL LAUGH]
[EVIL LAUGH]
OUCH.
ONE THING ABOUT
SAILING, BRAIN...
ALWAYS CHECK
THE WIND FIRST.
AND NOW TO INFLATE
MY GADGET BLIMP.
NICE TRY.
EH?
LET THIS BE
A LESSON TO YOU
NEXT TIME
YOU TRY AND BUST
SOMEBODY'S BALLOON,
BUSTER.
NYAH!
THERE'S THE THIEF!
NO! NO! YOU'VE GOT
THE WRONG MAN.
AAAHH!
I'VE GOT TO GET RID
OF THIS DYNAMITE.
BRAIN,
ARE YOU THERE?
BOW WOW.
FOLLOW THEM, BRAIN.
WE'VE GOT TO HELP
UNCLE GADGET.
I'VE GOT TO GET RID
OF THIS DYNAMITE
BEFORE IT EXPLODES.
HUH?
OH, FETCH THIS!
WOWSERS!
THIS IS DANGEROUS.
GO ON, BEAT IT.
WILL YOU
GET OUT OF HERE?
RUFF RUFF RUFF!
YEOW!
BOW WOW! WOOF WOOF WOOF!
THIS GUY'S GETTING
ON MY GADGET NERVES.
R-R-R-RUFF! FETCH!
HEH HEH HEH.
RUFF RUFF RUFF!
TRAVELING IN DISGUISE
AS A GARBAGE PAIL, EH?
TIME FOR MY GADGET SNOWGUN.
HEE HA HA HA.
SCRATCH ONE M.A.D. AGENT
DISGUISED AS A GARBAGE PAIL.
RUFF RUFF!
RUFF
RUFF RUFF!
BOW WOW!
RUFF! FETCH!
ATTENTION
M.A.D. AGENTS--
GADGET ON
BOBSLED COURSE.
ELIMINATE HIM.
GOTCHA, BOSS.
NOTHIN' LIKE A LITTLE OIL
TO GREASE THINGS UP. HEH HEH.
[SNICKERS]
HEY, WATCH IT!
COME BACK HERE, YOU!
ARF ARF!
OIL'S WELL
THAT ENDS WELL.
[SIRENS]
STOP! OUT OF
THAT BOBSLED, YOU!
WAIT.
INSPECTOR GADGET?
WHO ELSE?
[ALL LAUGH]
BOW WOW. RUFF.
YES, IT'S US.
PRECISELY.
AND AS YOU SEE,
WE'VE JUST SAVED
THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE
FROM THIS FAKE TORCH
LOADED
WITH DYNAMITE.
[COUGHS] OH, BOY.
♪
WHAT A NEAT IDEA,
UNCLE GADGET...
PRIVATE SKI LESSONS.
YEAH, YEAH.
ONLY THE BEST FOR
INSPECTOR GADGET.
PRIVATE SKI LESSONS, EH?
I'VE GOT JUST THE IDEA
TO ELIMINATE GADGET
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
PLAN XB7A.
[SNICKERS]
[COUGHS]
[BRAKES SCREECH]
I KNEW WE WERE NEARBY.
Penny: THIS IS THE SPOOKIEST
SKI SCHOOL I'VE EVER SEEN.
OH, BUT IT'S
BEAUTIFUL, PENNY.
LOOK AT ALL
ITS MEDIEVAL CHARM.
[DING DONG]
Dr. Claw: WELCOME
TO WINTERLAND SKI SCHOOL,
THE WORLD'S
FIRST AUTOMATED SKI RESORT.
Gadget: HMM...THAT VOICE
SOUNDS AWFULLY FAMILIAR.
Penny:
THIS PLACE IS WEIRD.
THIS MUST BE
THE AUTOMATED GONDOLA.
AH, THE WONDERS
OF THE MODERN AGE.
[GULP]
[FRIGHTENED
WHIMPER]
COME ALONG, BRAIN.
PETS ARE ALLOWED.
[WHIMPERS]
Dr. Claw:
THE WINTERLAND GONDOLA
TRAVERSES 19,000 FEET
WITH THE HIGHEST
VERTICAL DROP IN THE WORLD.
UNCLE, ARE YOU SURE
THIS THING IS SAFE?
WHY, AS SAFE AS THE GROUND
I'M STANDING ON.
AAAAH!
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
AAH!
AND NOW WHAT
DO YOU SAY, UNCLE?
I'M CALLING
THE MAINTENANCE DEPARTMENT.
THIS GONDOLA HASN'T BEEN
SERVICED IN MONTHS.
Dr. Claw: AT THE TOP
OF THE LIFT,
YOUR FIRST AUTOMATED
SKI LESSON WILL BEGIN.
NOT ONLY THE FIRST,
BUT THE LAST.
[MRREOW]
I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF AN AUTOMATED
SKI LESSON.
AS LONG AS YOUR FEET
ARE ON THE GROUND, PENNY,
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
Dr. Claw:
OH, YEAH?
[MRREOW]
THE SKI BAR'S
PICKING UP SPEED.
NOT AT ALL, PENNY.
JUST RELAX AND ENJOY
THE SCENERY.
OHH!
Penny: OH,
WHAT'S GOING ON? OH!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
IT'S AN EASY FLIGHT DOWN
WITH MY GADGET UMBRELLA.
GO, GO, GADGET BRELLA.
HMM...
[RING RING]
GO, GO, GADGET BRELLA.
HUH. GADGET BRELLA, GO!
GADGET, GO, BRELLA, BRELLA,
GADGET, GADGET, AAAAAH!
[CRASH]
LIKE I SAID, PENNY,
AS LONG AS YOUR FEET
ARE ON THE GROUND,
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
THE PROBLEM IS KEEPING
YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND.
THE BEAUTIFUL THING
ABOUT A MODERN RESORT,
PENNY,
IS IT'S TOTALLY
UNSPOILED BY CROWDS.
HMM. BUT, UNCLE GADGET,
THERE'S NOT EVEN
AN INSTRUCTOR HERE.
DON'T WORRY, PENNY.
AS A FORMER CHAMPION
SKATER MYSELF,
I'LL SHOW YOU
HOW THE PROS DO IT.
[BARKS]
NO, BRAIN,
NOT LIKE THAT.
BEND YOUR
KNEES MORE.
LIKE THIS.
UNCLE, LOOK!
WOWSER! OUR ICE RINK
HAS BECOME AN ICEBERG.
Penny: WE'RE HEADING
STRAIGHT FOR THAT WATERFALL!
STAY CALM, PENNY.
WITH MY GADGET ARM,
YOU'RE FREE FROM HARM.
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS.
HMMMPH!
UNCLE!
NO PROBLEM.
GO, GO, GADGET BRIDGE!
[CHOKING] COME ON!
HIT IT, BRAIN!
GET IT TOGETHER, UNCLE.
I'M TRYING. I'M TRYING.
OH, UNCLE GADGET.
ARE YOU OK?
[UNDERWATER MUMBLES]
[SNIFFS]
Penny:
GOOD GOING, BRAIN.
KEEP CRANKING!
GOSH, UNCLE,
YOU WERE REALLY COOL.
YEAH-H-H, I KNOW-W-W.
WHOA, WHOA!
[GULP] AAH!
UNCLE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING THERE?
STAY CALM, PENNY.
I'M ON
A SECRET MISSION.
CHIEF,
ARE YOU THERE?
ANOTHER SELF-DESTRUCTING
MESSAGE.
"M.A.D. WILL USE
STRANGE ANIMAL
TO DISRUPT GAMES."
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
NO NEED TO FEAR
WHEN GADGET IS HERE.
NOW, M.A.D. CAT,
M.A.D.'s ULTIMATE WEAPON,
THE ABOMINABLE SNOWBOT.
[MREOW]
THE PERFECT VANTAGE POINT.
FROM HERE, I CAN SURVEY
ALL OF WINTERLAND.
I'VE GOT A STRANGE SUSPICION
I'M BEING FOLLOWED.
HMM. VERY STRANGE.
VERY STRANGE, INDEED.
GO, GO, GADGET COPTER.
PENNY HERE, BRAIN.
FOLLOW HIM!
RRRR-RUFF!
DUTY BEFORE PLEASURE.
PHONY FEATHERS.
I WONDER IF THAT
COULD BE THE ANIMAL.
POLICE.
SHOW ME
YOUR FACE.
YOU'LL DO YOUR
EXPLAINING BEHIND BARS.
DON'T TRY TO RUN.
I'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED.
WOW!
POLICE.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
I SAID YOU'RE
UNDER ARREST.
WOULD YOU MIND ANSWERING
A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS?
THOUGHT YOU
GOT RID OF ME, EH?
WHOA!
[WHIMPERS]
THERE'S NO ESCAPE
FROM INSPECTOR GADGET.
GIVE UP!
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
Announcer: NOW FOR
THE SKI JUMP COMPETITION.
NEXT JUMPER, PLEASE.
READY, SET...
WHAT A JUMP!
IT'S A NEW WORLD RECORD!
Hockey announcer:
...TIME IS RUNNING OUT
FOR GREEN TEAM.
BUT WAIT...WHAT?!
INCREDIBLE!
STAY CALM, EVERYONE.
INSPECTOR GADGET HAS
EVERYTHING WELL IN HAND.
HA HA HA.
GOOD WORK, SNOWBOT.
NOW BRING HIM
TO THE CASTLE.
SURRENDER NOW, MONSTER.
IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE.
BRAIN, BRAIN!
TAKE THIS LASER HOMING DEVICE
AND FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET.
RIGHT! RUFF RUFF!
NOW I'LL TUNE IN
MY COMPUTER ON THIS
ELECTRONIC CREEP'S FREQUENCY.
RUFF RUFF RUFF!
BRAIN, MY LOYAL FRIEND,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BRAIN, YOU'RE FREEING
THE SUSPECT!
UH-OH!
NOW I'VE GOT ITS FREQUENCY!
Gadget: STOP, BEAST!
DESTROYING PRIVATE PROPERTY
IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE!
NOW, MONSTER,
SELF-DESTRUCT!
LOOK OVER THERE, BRAIN!
IT'S DR. CLAW'S SECRET
SHUTTLE!
Dr. Claw: I'LL GET YOU YET,
GADGET! I'LL GET YOU!
HA HA HA!
RAAH! RAAH!
OOF!
WOWSERS!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH MY DOG?
HEY! COME BACK HERE!
BRING MY DOG
BACK HERE!
HEY, YOU MONSTER!
YOU COME...
AND A SPECIAL GOLD MEDAL
FOR BEST DEMONSTRATING
THE OLYMPIC SPIRIT--
INSPECTOR GADGET?
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. AHEM.
I'M FLATTERED.
REMEMBER, KIDS,
SNOW SPORTS PROVIDE US
WITH GOOD EXERCISE AND FUN.
BUT LIKE ANY SPORT,
YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL
SO YOU DON'T GET HURT.
OBSERVE THE RULES.
REMEMBER, NEVER SKI
BY YOURSELF.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER
THE PRINCIPLES
OF SPORTSMANSHIP.
YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH!
[CRASH]
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST,
NEVER BRING YOUR DOG
TO THE SKI SLOPES.
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AND THE U.S.
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