In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 5, Episode 3 - Ike Turner and Hooch - full transcript
- [Laughing]
- ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
- ♪ TAKE IT FROM ME
IT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
- HI-YAH!
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ AND HOW WOULD YA... HOW
WOULD YA... HOW WOULD YA F... ♪
♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
[Echoing] ♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS
SAFE TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
[Turntable Scratching]
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
[Laughing]
[Man] AND NOW, ONCE AGAIN,
IT'S TIME FOR IKE TURNER & HOOCH,
STARRING, IKE TURNER.
[Sniffing]
[Barking] I DONE TOLD
YOU TO GO ON THE PAPER!
TINA WENT ON THE PAPER. I'LL
BE DAMNED IF YOU DON'T. [Barking]
WHAT? YOU TRYIN' TO HELP IKE?
WHAT? YOU TRYIN' TO HELP IKE?
YOU THE ONE THAT NEED THE
HELP. DON'T YELL AT ME, BITCH.
I'M IKE TURNER. I'LL PUT
MY FOOT RIGHT UP IN YOUR...
[Man] AND NOW, FOR
THIS SPECIAL REPORT.
[Clamoring] THIS IS JUDY
BASKIN FOR FOX NEWS,
COMING TO YOU LIVE
FROM THE RODEO GALLERIA.
A LOS ANGELES JURY HAS HANDED DOWN
ITS VERDICT IN THE REGINALD DENNY CASE.
THE L.A. FOUR HAS BEEN FOUND
INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES.
THE VERDICT IS NOT SITTING
WELL HERE IN BEVERLY HILLS.
AS YOU CAN SEE, WHITE PEOPLE
ARE LOOTING THE STORES.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. WHAT?
I'M VERY BUSY LOOTING.
ARE YOU DOING THIS IN RESPONSE TO
THE VERDICT? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM.
I'M FRUSTRATED. I'M
ANGRY. I'M DISGUSTED.
THAT'S WHY I TOOK THIS DELICIOUS BRIE, AND
THIS DRY, YET DELIGHTFUL FRENCH BURGUNDY.
WELL, WHY NOT TAKE A TELEVISION
SET, A STEREO, A CD PLAYER PERHAPS?
OH, I HAVE ALL THAT STUFF
ALREADY. BESIDES, IT'S ALL CRAP.
NOW, LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT LOOTING, AND YOU
WANT TO PURCHASE SOME FINE MERCHANDISE,
GO SEE MY NEPHEW HERB
ON BEVERLY BOULEVARD.
YOU GO DOWN THERE, YOU
TURN RIGHT... ENOUGH SAID.
ENOUGH SAID!
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S-IT'S
ABSOLUTELY FRANTIC HERE.
I'M GETTING A LITTLE
CONCERNED FOR MY SAFETY.
MALL SECURITY IS
NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE
THINGS I'VE SEEN HERE TODAY.
GUCCI BAGS OVERFLOWING
WITH SUSHI, PÂTÉ,
AND THOSE CRACKERS WITH
LITTLE SESAME SEEDS ON THEM.
OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT
THIS. I-I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
A GROUP OF WOMEN HAVE PULLED THE SECURITY
GUARD AWAY FROM THE CAFÉ AU LAIT CAFÉ!
CAN YOU ZOOM IN ON THAT, JOE?
THEY'RE BEATING HIM WITH LARGE
SNIGGLER FARMS SPECIAL EDITION SAUSAGES.
O-OR IS IT A SMOKEHOUSE SAMPLER?
IT'S DIFFICULT TO TELL
FROM MY VANTAGE POINT!
OH! OH! TH-THESE THUGS
SHOULD BE STOPPED!
OH, HERE COMES... HERE COMES THE
MANAGER OF THE MALL RIGHT NOW...
FORMER MAYOR, TOM BRADLEY.
MR. BRADLEY, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE AND WHAT YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT THIS?
AS MANAGER OF THE GREAT RODEO GALLERIA,
I FIND THIS BEHAVIOR TOTALLY JUSTIFIED.
I, TOO, WAS OUTRAGED
BY THE VERDICT.
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T BLAME
THESE PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY'RE DOING?
NO, JUDY. YOU'RE PUTTING
WORDS IN MY MOUTH.
WHAT I MEAN IS, I DON'T BLAME THESE
PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
I'D DO THE SAME THING MYSELF,
IF I WERE IN THEIR TAX BRACKET.
HOLD ON. WAIT A
MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
WE'VE JUST RECEIVED WORD THAT THEY'VE
BROKEN INTO... THE SPORTING GOOD WAREHOUSE.
SPORTING GOOD WAREHOUSE?
EXCUSE ME, BUT I NEED A NEW NINE-IRON.
[Scoffs] WELL, YOU CAN
SEE, IT'S A MESS DOWN HERE.
OH, SIR! SIR, PLEASE, CAN I
TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT?
OF COURSE. CAN I TALK TO YOU?
I NOTICE YOU'RE NOT LOOTING.
IS THIS BECAUSE YOU REALIZE HOW
IRRATIONAL IT IS TO-TO BURN AND LOOT?
UH, NO. ACTUALLY, MY BUTLER
AND MAID ARE LOOTING FOR ME.
NO, NO, CONCHITA. THE
SILK, NOT THE RAYON.
ALL RIGHT. MUY BIEN, YES.
IT'S SO HARD TO FIND A GOOD
LOOTER THESE DAYS. HOLD ON HERE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WHAT'S
GOING ON DOWN HERE?
A MOB IS ATTEMPTING TO
TURN OVER THE COURTESY CART!
[Mob Chanting] NO PEACE! NO
PEACE! NO PEACE! NO PEACE!
[Cheering]
I GUESS THAT PRETTY
MUCH SUMS IT UP.
REPORTING LIVE FROM THE
RODEO GALLERIA, I'M JUDY BASKIN.
EXCUSE ME, BUT WHERE CAN I GET
THIS GIFT WRAPPED? [Mouthing Words]
CUT! I DON'T KNOW, MA'AM.
THE GIFT WRAP. THE GIFT WRAP!
CUT! CUT!
[Man] WE NOW RETURN YOU TO OUR
REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.
SEE? I WAS GONNA MAKE A STAR
OUT OF YOU, BUT YOU KEEP MESSIN' UP.
SHOWIN' ME YOUR MOOD.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
'CAUSE I'M IN HERE.
[Growling] YOU CAN'T RUN
AWAY FROM ME. [Chuckles]
[Snorting]
ALICE, I'M TELLING YOU, THIS
NEIGHBORHOOD HAS REALLY CHANGED!
WILL YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS?
I BEND OVER TO PICK UP A
QUARTER TODAY, AND I GET TAGGED!
WHAT DO YA EXPECT RALPH? YOU
GOT A BUTT LIKE THE BACK OF A BUS.
OH, YOU'RE RICH ALICE.
THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.
YOU ARE GOOD. ONE
OF THESE DAYS, ALICE...
ONE OF THESE DAYS... BANG! ZOOM!
SMACK IT UP! FLIP IT,
AND RUB IT DOWN! OH, NO!
OH, RALPH, STEP OFF. THE ONLY THING
THAT SMACKS AROUND HERE IS YOUR THIGHS.
OH! HAR-DE-HAR-HAR, ALICE!
YOU'RE GOOD. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
I KNOW WHAT WILL CHEER YOU UP, RALPH.
LET'S GO TO THAT NEW HIP-HOP CLUB TONIGHT.
I HEAR SNOOP DOGGY DOG IS
DOING HIS FAREWELL PERFORMANCE.
ALICE, I TOLD YOU. I DON'T DO
THESE NEW DANCES VERY GOOD.
AND BESIDES, I'M NOT IN
THE BEST SHAPE ON EARTH.
YOU'RE RIGHT, RALPH. YOU'RE
IN THE SHAPE OF THE EARTH.
YOU'RE DISSIN' ME,
ALICE! YOU ARE DISSIN' ME!
AW, NEVER MIND. I'M GOING
UPSTAIRS TO SEE IF TRIXIE WILL KICK IT.
WORD UP, ALICE.
YOU'RE LOOKIN' VERY
FLY TODAY, ALICE.
HEY, RALPH. WHAT'S UP?
WELL, IT'S ALICE. SHE WANTS
TO GO HIP-HOP DANCING TONIGHT.
YEAH. I SAW HER DOWN AT
THE PALLADIUM LAST WEEK...
DANCING... WITH A
BLACK GUY. WHAT?
A BLACK GUY? I KNEW IT!
NORTON, I KNEW IT! ALICE
HAS GOT JUNGLE FEVER.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, RALPH.
ONCE YOU GO BLACK... [Chortles]
HAMANA, HAMANA, HAMANA, HAMANA!
NORTON, YOU GOTTA
HELP ME! I NEED YOUR HELP.
YOU GOT TO TEACH ME SOME
OF THESE NEW JACK DANCES!
NO PROBLEM, RALPH!
CHILL. CHILL! ALL RIGHT.
NOW, AS YOU KNOW, RALPH, I AM
DOWN WITH THE BROTHERS! RIGHT.
OKAY. LET'S START WITH THE CABBAGE
PATCH! ALL RIGHT, THE CABBAGE PATCH.
♪♪ [Hip-Hop]
ALL RIGHT. GOTTA
WARM A LITTLE BIT, RALPH.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
WOULD YOU COME ON? DO THE DANCE!
OKAY, RALPH. TAKE
IT EASY! ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO.
GO, RALPHY! GO, RALPHY! IT'S
YOUR BIRTHDAY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
GO, RALPHY!
THIS IS THE RUNNING MAN, RALPH.
JUST PRETEND IT'S LAST CALL
AT THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET!
YOU'RE LIVIN' LARGE,
RALPH! LIVING LARGE!
I'M TELLIN' YOU NORTON. ONE OF
THESE DAYS! ONE OF THESE DAYS!
NOW, COME ON. HELP
ME. I'M DYING HERE!
ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA SHOW
YOU ONE MORE, RALPH! ALL RIGHT.
NOW, WATCH CLOSE. OKAY.
CAN I KICK IT,
RALPH? YES, YOU CAN!
CAN I KICK IT? YES,
YOU CAN! [Screams]
AAH! OHH! AAH!
OHH, AAH, OHH, AAH, OHH!
YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY
OUT OF THIS POSSE!
OKAY, RALPH. THE NEXT TIME I SEE
YOU, I'M GONNA BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS!
GET OUTTA HERE!
WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING,
RALPH? YOU'RE COVERED IN SWEAT!
WHAT WAS I DOIN'? I'LL
TELL YOU WHAT I WAS DOIN'.
I WAS MOVIN' PRETTY
GOOD THERE, ALICE.
WHY, I WAS MOVIN' LIKE HEAVY
D! MORE LIKE HEAVY DOUBLE D.
ONE OF THESE DAYS,
ALICE. ONE OF THESE DAYS!
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS!
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS!
RALPH, JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH!
ALL RIGHT, ALICE. NORTON TOLD ME
YOU WERE DANCIN' WITH OTHER GUYS.
SO, I WAS TRYIN' TO LEARN TO DANCE,
BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF LOSIN' YOU.
RALPH, HE'S ONE OF
MADONNA'S DANCERS!
WHY THE LAST WOMAN
HE DATED WAS RuPAUL!
I'M SORRY, ALICE. I JUST
GOT JEALOUS. THAT'S ALL.
OH, RALPH. OF ALL THE HOMEBOYS
IN THE HOOD, YOU'RE STILL THE MAN!
BABY, YOU'RE THE DOPEST!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. COME AGAIN.
UH, UH, UH... HOW CAN I HELP
YOU? HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
UH, HOW MUCH FOR A
PACK OF HUBBA BUBBA?
A PACK OF HUBBA BUBBA, 50 CENTS.
FIFTY CENT? GOOD
LORD! FIFTY CENT?
HOW MANY GUM-GUM
DO I GET FOR THAT?
FIVE GUM-GUM. FIVE
GUM-GUM? FIVE GUM-GUM?
I GUESS THAT'S, UH, TEN CENT
A PIECE, HUH? LET ME GET ONE.
OKAY, HERE YOU GO. ONE
PACK OF HUBBA BUBBA.
NO, NO, NO. ONE GUM.
I SURE AM HUNGRY.
OKAY, MY FRIEND. THERE IS NO ONE HERE.
I GUESS I CAN GIVE YOU ONE HUBBA BUBBA.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
COME AGAIN, PLEASE.
♪♪ [Sitar]
♪♪ [Stops]
HOW MUCH FOR A SODA?
SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS.
SEVENTY-FIVE CENT? GOOD LORD!
FO' SURE, I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN HANDLE THAT.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU
GET A STUDENT LOAN?
HOW MUCH FOR A DIET SODA? DIET
SODA, LIKE I TOLD YOU, 75 CENTS.
SEVENTY-FIVE CENT?
NOW, HOW THEY GONNA COST THE SAME
WHEN ONE DON'T GOT NO SUGAR IN IT?
WELL, I GUESS BECAUSE THIS ONE HAS
THE "TINGY, TANGY" TASTE OF "LIME-ON."
HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU 68 CENT, AND
YOU LET ME SUCK OUT ALL THE BUBBLES?
YOU-YOU CRAZY, MAN.
GET AWAY FROM ME!
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
COOL. COOL. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
HOW MUCH FOR A
NEWSPAPER? THIRTY-FIVE CENTS.
THIRTY-FIVE CENTS! GOOD
LORD! THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!
HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU TEN CENT,
AND YOU GIVE ME THE GOOD NEWS?
THE GOOD NEWS IS WHEN YOU LEAVE!
ALL RIGHT. HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU FIVE
CENT, AND YOU GIVE ME A HOROSCOPE.
WANT ME READ HOROSCOPE FOR YOU?
I'LL READ HOROSCOPE FOR YOU.
YOU ARE GOING TO MEET
A SHORT, HONEY BROWN
MAN WHO IS GOING TO
KICK THE HELL OUT OF YOU.
WAS THAT CAPRICORN? [Groans]
ALL RIGHT. HOW MUCH... HOW MUCH
FOR THIS-THIS DIRTY PLAYPEN MAGAZINE?
I SURE AM HORNY.
FIVE DOLLARS. FIVE DOLLARS!
GOOD LORD! FIVE DOLLAR?
HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU 15 CENT, AND YOU
READ ME ONE OF THEM NASTY LETTERS?
YOU WANT TO BE READ NASTY LETTER?
YOU WANT TO READ NASTY LETTER?
YOU WANT TO HEAR THAT? OKAY.
"DEAR PLAYPEN: I AM
WRITING YOU FROM MY COUCH.
"I AM SITTING ON THE EDGE OF
THIS COUCH. I AM RUBBING MY LEG.
AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU TO GET
THAT MAN THE HELL OUT OF YOUR STORE!"
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
DON'T BE SO MEAN.
DON'T GOTTA BE SO
MEAN. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
- HOW MUCH FOR A HOT DOG?
- ONE DOLLAR.
ONE DOLLAR? GOOD
LORD! FOR A HOT DOG?
HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU 68 CENT, YOU
LET ME FILL UP THE BUN UP WITH RELISH?
OKAY, OKAY, IF YOU
LEAVE MY STORE.
OKAY. IT'S A DEAL. IT'S A DEAL.
HEY, HEY, HEY. THIS
IS ONLY 25 CENTS!
OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A
MINUTE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP.
ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
YOU CAN NOT... YOU
CAN NOT DO THAT!
YOU CAN NOT TAKE 11 CENTS OUT OF THERE!
THIS IS FOR PEOPLE WITH MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY!
ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SEVEN
CENT AND COME DOWN WITH SICKLE CELL?
HELLO, MA'AM. HOW
CAN I HELP YOU?
THESE ALLERGIES ARE DRIVING ME
CRAZY. COULD I GET SOME TISSUE?
OH, SURE YOU CAN, 2.79.
TWO SEVENTY-NINE! GOOD LORD!
THAT'S A LOT OF
MONEY FOR A BOOGER!
I WOULDN'T PAY
THAT IF I WAS YOU.
BUT YOU ARE NOT HER!
GET OUT OF MY FACE!
HEY, LADY, YOU DON'T
NEED THE WHOLE BOX.
HOW ABOUT... WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GIVE HIM 50 CENT AND GET TEN TISSUES?
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. I'LL
TAKE TEN TISSUES, PLEASE.
I DO NOT SELL THEM THAT WAY!
ALL RIGHT. HOW 'BOUT
SHE GIVES YOU 15 CENT,
AND THEN SHE CAN WIPE
HER NOSE ON YOUR SLEEVE?
YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY! GANDHI
WOULD EVEN SMACK YOUR TEETH OUT!
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL
JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT? WHAT? [Muttering]
SHE SURE GOT MUCOUS.
HEY, HOW MUCH FOR... HOW
MUCH FOR SOME ICE CREAM?
SOME ICE CREAM? YOU
REALLY WANT ICE CREAM?
I FIND ICE CREAM FOR YOU. HOW
'BOUT I PUT A .44 SLUG IN YOUR HEAD?
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THAT
A .22 AND A FLESH WOUND?
ALL RIGHT, GET OUT! GET OUT
OF HERE! GET! GO OUT OF HERE!
[Shutters Clicking]
[Man] ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ YO, AT THE CLUB YO,
WHERE YOU AT, GIRL ♪
♪ UH, UH, WHERE YOU
AT, GIRL COME ON ♪
♪ YOU'RE FEARLESS
J-JUST FEEL IT, UH ♪
♪ JUMP ROPE JUMP,
JUMP, JUMP ROPE ♪
♪ UH, HOLLER BACK ♪
♪ COME ON, BABY WHERE YOU GONE ♪
♪ HOLLER BACK BEEN
MISSIN' YOU FOR SO LONG ♪
♪ HOLLER BACK I WANT
SOME MORE PAIN ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN'
BACK TO ME MAKES ME GO INSANE ♪
[Girls] ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ HOLLER BACK ♪
♪ IT'S MUCH TOO QUIET ♪
♪ HOLLER BACK I
WANNA START A RIOT ♪♪
COSBY KIDS, YOU ALL
HAVE TO GET ON AWAY!
THIS IS A TUPAC CONCERT,
THIS AIN'T NO CHURCH PICNIC.
COSBY KIDS. GET OFF.
GET OFF. HEY, GET OFF ME.
PREDATOR!
YO, YO, YO, YO, YO.
HOLD UP. HOLD UP, ELVIRA.
HOLD UP.
NOW, WHAT'S UP,
MAN? THIS IS THE V.I.P.'s.
YEAH, THAT-THAT MEANS
VERY... VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
HEY, GUYS, I'M DUFF FROM MTV. AND I'M HERE
TO INTERVIEW TUPAC FOR HIS ROCKUMENTARY.
OH, STRAIGHT? YO, IS ED
LOVER GOING TO SEE THIS?
'CAUSE I WAS IN VIRGINIA
BEACH, AND I MET HIS COUSIN.
HE TOLD ME, PUT SOME LYRICS
ON THE TAPE, AND SEND IT IN.
YO, WHAT'S UP, EDDIE? BUST
SOME RHYMES. BUST SOME RHYMES.
CHECK THIS OUT. ♪ ED, I MET
YOUR COUSIN IN VIRGINIA BEACH ♪
[Squeaks] ♪ HE TOLD ME TO
SEND A TAPE OR SOMETHIN' ♪♪
[Imitating Scratching]
WHAT? IS IT BROKE?
HEY, MAN! YOU JUST
BROKE A $150,000 CAMERA.
WELL, DUDE, I'M SORRY.
LOOK. I'M TUPAC'S MANAGER.
WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF IT. NOW, STEP OFF.
YO, HOLD UP. HEY,
HEY, HOLD UP, RED.
PEACHES AND HERB.
NOW, WHAT'S UP? CAN I HELP
YOU SISTERS WITH SOMETHING?
TUPAC SAID OUR NAME
WAS GONNA BE ON THE LIST.
WELL, THERE AIN'T NO LIST.
LOOK. THIS IS THE THING.
THERE AIN'T NO LIST, BUT YOU
CAN GET WITH ME AND MY MAIN MAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
WE GOT A LITTLE PENTHOUSE.
A FRESH LITTLE "JA-COOCHIE." YOU KNOW.
THEN WE GOT, LIKE, CHANDELIERS AND STUFF.
I'M SAYIN', FIVE-STAR
HOTEL. HEY!
HEY, THERE, GIRL. YOU KNOW...
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TOUCHIN'
ME. NOBODY TOUCHES ME!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT.
I GOT AN ALBUM OUT, TOO, IN THE ORIENT.
BROTHER, PLEASE! HEY.
OH, THAT'S WHY I'M
DATIN' PYGMIES NOW.
HO-HO-HO-HOLD UP. HOLD UP.
WHAT'S UP, MAN? YO, WHAT'S
UP, MAN? [Applause and Cheers]
WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THAT
CLAPPING AND STUFF, MAN?
HEY, MAN. I'M TUPAC.
AH, HE'S TUPAC. 'COURSE,
HE'S TUPAC. UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
IF YOU WAS REALLY
TUPAC, YOU'D BE WITH JANET.
LET'S JUST GO GET THE MIKE
AND STUFF, GO ON STAGE.
GIRLS BE SCREAMIN'. TALKIN'
'BOUT KEEP YA HEAD UP.
[Giggles] GIRLS BE
HOLLERIN' AT YOU.
GOIN' AH-AH-AH. I AIN'T
SEEN NONE OF THAT.
CHECK THIS OUT, BRO. I GOT A SHOW TO
DO, AND I DON'T 'PRECIATE YOUR ATTITUDE.
I GUESS YOU'RE STEPPIN'
TO ME? WHY YOU...
OH, GOSH, DON'T DO
THAT. DON'T DO THAT.
WHY? WHY? OOH, DON'T MAKE
ME BUST YOU UP LIKE THAT.
WHOO! AND-AND...
I-I-I DON'T SEE NOBODY ELSE
HERE. YOU MUST BE STEPPIN' TO HIM.
YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO TO YOU, PUNK?
I'M GONNA DO THIS.
[Punches Landing] [Grunting]
[Grunting] [Laughing]
SO YOU BEST WATCH
YOURSELF. [Breathing Hard]
AND I-I-I'M... I'M HIS MAIN MAN.
S-SO-SO-SO YOU KNOW HE'S
GONNA DO... DO YOU WRONG. YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
GONNA DO TO YOU? WHAT?
AH, WELL, LET'S GET IT
ON THEN! OOH! WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP? WE GOT
A PROBLEM HERE?
YEAH, YOU GOT A PROBLEM? Y-Y-YEAH.
YOU-YOU-YOU... YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
ABOUT ALL THAT YOU WAS TALKIN',
WE COULD RUN IT RIGHT KNOW.
YOU KNOW? KEEP YOUR
HEAD UP. GET AROUND!
♪ I-I GET AROUND ♪
♪♪ [Scatting]
♪ I GET AROUND STILL CLOWN
WITH THE UNDERGROUND ♪♪
NO, MAN. I'M SORRY. IT WAS
JUST A MISTAKE, MR. PAC.
UH, YOU CAN JUST COME RIGHT ON IN,
MAN. I'LL JUST OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU.
ALL RIGHT. STRAIGHT.
PARK MY CAR, SQUARE.
ALL RIGHT. AND DON'T
PUT NO DENTS IN IT.
AND SET THE
ALARM! [Imitates Chirp]
HEY, MAN! HEY, HEY, MAN!
MAN, WHAT'S UP? I'M GONNA PUT
SOME DENTS IN YOU. SOLD ME OUT.
NO. THERE'S ANOTHER PARTY
DOWN HERE. OH, STRAIGHT?
YOU KNOW, I GET
AROUND. YOU GET AROUND?
♪ I GET AROUND ♪♪
THANKS FOR WATCHIN'! GOOD
NIGHT! SEE YA NEXT WEEK!
HI, GRANDMA! PEACE OUT.
BYE-BYE!
♪♪ [Theme]
♪♪ [Continues]
♪♪ [Continues]
- ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
- ♪ TAKE IT FROM ME
IT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
- HI-YAH!
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ AND HOW WOULD YA... HOW
WOULD YA... HOW WOULD YA F... ♪
♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
[Echoing] ♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS
SAFE TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
[Turntable Scratching]
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
[Laughing]
[Man] AND NOW, ONCE AGAIN,
IT'S TIME FOR IKE TURNER & HOOCH,
STARRING, IKE TURNER.
[Sniffing]
[Barking] I DONE TOLD
YOU TO GO ON THE PAPER!
TINA WENT ON THE PAPER. I'LL
BE DAMNED IF YOU DON'T. [Barking]
WHAT? YOU TRYIN' TO HELP IKE?
WHAT? YOU TRYIN' TO HELP IKE?
YOU THE ONE THAT NEED THE
HELP. DON'T YELL AT ME, BITCH.
I'M IKE TURNER. I'LL PUT
MY FOOT RIGHT UP IN YOUR...
[Man] AND NOW, FOR
THIS SPECIAL REPORT.
[Clamoring] THIS IS JUDY
BASKIN FOR FOX NEWS,
COMING TO YOU LIVE
FROM THE RODEO GALLERIA.
A LOS ANGELES JURY HAS HANDED DOWN
ITS VERDICT IN THE REGINALD DENNY CASE.
THE L.A. FOUR HAS BEEN FOUND
INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES.
THE VERDICT IS NOT SITTING
WELL HERE IN BEVERLY HILLS.
AS YOU CAN SEE, WHITE PEOPLE
ARE LOOTING THE STORES.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. WHAT?
I'M VERY BUSY LOOTING.
ARE YOU DOING THIS IN RESPONSE TO
THE VERDICT? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM.
I'M FRUSTRATED. I'M
ANGRY. I'M DISGUSTED.
THAT'S WHY I TOOK THIS DELICIOUS BRIE, AND
THIS DRY, YET DELIGHTFUL FRENCH BURGUNDY.
WELL, WHY NOT TAKE A TELEVISION
SET, A STEREO, A CD PLAYER PERHAPS?
OH, I HAVE ALL THAT STUFF
ALREADY. BESIDES, IT'S ALL CRAP.
NOW, LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT LOOTING, AND YOU
WANT TO PURCHASE SOME FINE MERCHANDISE,
GO SEE MY NEPHEW HERB
ON BEVERLY BOULEVARD.
YOU GO DOWN THERE, YOU
TURN RIGHT... ENOUGH SAID.
ENOUGH SAID!
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S-IT'S
ABSOLUTELY FRANTIC HERE.
I'M GETTING A LITTLE
CONCERNED FOR MY SAFETY.
MALL SECURITY IS
NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE
THINGS I'VE SEEN HERE TODAY.
GUCCI BAGS OVERFLOWING
WITH SUSHI, PÂTÉ,
AND THOSE CRACKERS WITH
LITTLE SESAME SEEDS ON THEM.
OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT
THIS. I-I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
A GROUP OF WOMEN HAVE PULLED THE SECURITY
GUARD AWAY FROM THE CAFÉ AU LAIT CAFÉ!
CAN YOU ZOOM IN ON THAT, JOE?
THEY'RE BEATING HIM WITH LARGE
SNIGGLER FARMS SPECIAL EDITION SAUSAGES.
O-OR IS IT A SMOKEHOUSE SAMPLER?
IT'S DIFFICULT TO TELL
FROM MY VANTAGE POINT!
OH! OH! TH-THESE THUGS
SHOULD BE STOPPED!
OH, HERE COMES... HERE COMES THE
MANAGER OF THE MALL RIGHT NOW...
FORMER MAYOR, TOM BRADLEY.
MR. BRADLEY, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE AND WHAT YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT THIS?
AS MANAGER OF THE GREAT RODEO GALLERIA,
I FIND THIS BEHAVIOR TOTALLY JUSTIFIED.
I, TOO, WAS OUTRAGED
BY THE VERDICT.
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T BLAME
THESE PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY'RE DOING?
NO, JUDY. YOU'RE PUTTING
WORDS IN MY MOUTH.
WHAT I MEAN IS, I DON'T BLAME THESE
PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
I'D DO THE SAME THING MYSELF,
IF I WERE IN THEIR TAX BRACKET.
HOLD ON. WAIT A
MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
WE'VE JUST RECEIVED WORD THAT THEY'VE
BROKEN INTO... THE SPORTING GOOD WAREHOUSE.
SPORTING GOOD WAREHOUSE?
EXCUSE ME, BUT I NEED A NEW NINE-IRON.
[Scoffs] WELL, YOU CAN
SEE, IT'S A MESS DOWN HERE.
OH, SIR! SIR, PLEASE, CAN I
TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT?
OF COURSE. CAN I TALK TO YOU?
I NOTICE YOU'RE NOT LOOTING.
IS THIS BECAUSE YOU REALIZE HOW
IRRATIONAL IT IS TO-TO BURN AND LOOT?
UH, NO. ACTUALLY, MY BUTLER
AND MAID ARE LOOTING FOR ME.
NO, NO, CONCHITA. THE
SILK, NOT THE RAYON.
ALL RIGHT. MUY BIEN, YES.
IT'S SO HARD TO FIND A GOOD
LOOTER THESE DAYS. HOLD ON HERE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WHAT'S
GOING ON DOWN HERE?
A MOB IS ATTEMPTING TO
TURN OVER THE COURTESY CART!
[Mob Chanting] NO PEACE! NO
PEACE! NO PEACE! NO PEACE!
[Cheering]
I GUESS THAT PRETTY
MUCH SUMS IT UP.
REPORTING LIVE FROM THE
RODEO GALLERIA, I'M JUDY BASKIN.
EXCUSE ME, BUT WHERE CAN I GET
THIS GIFT WRAPPED? [Mouthing Words]
CUT! I DON'T KNOW, MA'AM.
THE GIFT WRAP. THE GIFT WRAP!
CUT! CUT!
[Man] WE NOW RETURN YOU TO OUR
REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.
SEE? I WAS GONNA MAKE A STAR
OUT OF YOU, BUT YOU KEEP MESSIN' UP.
SHOWIN' ME YOUR MOOD.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
'CAUSE I'M IN HERE.
[Growling] YOU CAN'T RUN
AWAY FROM ME. [Chuckles]
[Snorting]
ALICE, I'M TELLING YOU, THIS
NEIGHBORHOOD HAS REALLY CHANGED!
WILL YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS?
I BEND OVER TO PICK UP A
QUARTER TODAY, AND I GET TAGGED!
WHAT DO YA EXPECT RALPH? YOU
GOT A BUTT LIKE THE BACK OF A BUS.
OH, YOU'RE RICH ALICE.
THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.
YOU ARE GOOD. ONE
OF THESE DAYS, ALICE...
ONE OF THESE DAYS... BANG! ZOOM!
SMACK IT UP! FLIP IT,
AND RUB IT DOWN! OH, NO!
OH, RALPH, STEP OFF. THE ONLY THING
THAT SMACKS AROUND HERE IS YOUR THIGHS.
OH! HAR-DE-HAR-HAR, ALICE!
YOU'RE GOOD. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
I KNOW WHAT WILL CHEER YOU UP, RALPH.
LET'S GO TO THAT NEW HIP-HOP CLUB TONIGHT.
I HEAR SNOOP DOGGY DOG IS
DOING HIS FAREWELL PERFORMANCE.
ALICE, I TOLD YOU. I DON'T DO
THESE NEW DANCES VERY GOOD.
AND BESIDES, I'M NOT IN
THE BEST SHAPE ON EARTH.
YOU'RE RIGHT, RALPH. YOU'RE
IN THE SHAPE OF THE EARTH.
YOU'RE DISSIN' ME,
ALICE! YOU ARE DISSIN' ME!
AW, NEVER MIND. I'M GOING
UPSTAIRS TO SEE IF TRIXIE WILL KICK IT.
WORD UP, ALICE.
YOU'RE LOOKIN' VERY
FLY TODAY, ALICE.
HEY, RALPH. WHAT'S UP?
WELL, IT'S ALICE. SHE WANTS
TO GO HIP-HOP DANCING TONIGHT.
YEAH. I SAW HER DOWN AT
THE PALLADIUM LAST WEEK...
DANCING... WITH A
BLACK GUY. WHAT?
A BLACK GUY? I KNEW IT!
NORTON, I KNEW IT! ALICE
HAS GOT JUNGLE FEVER.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, RALPH.
ONCE YOU GO BLACK... [Chortles]
HAMANA, HAMANA, HAMANA, HAMANA!
NORTON, YOU GOTTA
HELP ME! I NEED YOUR HELP.
YOU GOT TO TEACH ME SOME
OF THESE NEW JACK DANCES!
NO PROBLEM, RALPH!
CHILL. CHILL! ALL RIGHT.
NOW, AS YOU KNOW, RALPH, I AM
DOWN WITH THE BROTHERS! RIGHT.
OKAY. LET'S START WITH THE CABBAGE
PATCH! ALL RIGHT, THE CABBAGE PATCH.
♪♪ [Hip-Hop]
ALL RIGHT. GOTTA
WARM A LITTLE BIT, RALPH.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
WOULD YOU COME ON? DO THE DANCE!
OKAY, RALPH. TAKE
IT EASY! ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO.
GO, RALPHY! GO, RALPHY! IT'S
YOUR BIRTHDAY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
GO, RALPHY!
THIS IS THE RUNNING MAN, RALPH.
JUST PRETEND IT'S LAST CALL
AT THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET!
YOU'RE LIVIN' LARGE,
RALPH! LIVING LARGE!
I'M TELLIN' YOU NORTON. ONE OF
THESE DAYS! ONE OF THESE DAYS!
NOW, COME ON. HELP
ME. I'M DYING HERE!
ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA SHOW
YOU ONE MORE, RALPH! ALL RIGHT.
NOW, WATCH CLOSE. OKAY.
CAN I KICK IT,
RALPH? YES, YOU CAN!
CAN I KICK IT? YES,
YOU CAN! [Screams]
AAH! OHH! AAH!
OHH, AAH, OHH, AAH, OHH!
YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY
OUT OF THIS POSSE!
OKAY, RALPH. THE NEXT TIME I SEE
YOU, I'M GONNA BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS!
GET OUTTA HERE!
WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING,
RALPH? YOU'RE COVERED IN SWEAT!
WHAT WAS I DOIN'? I'LL
TELL YOU WHAT I WAS DOIN'.
I WAS MOVIN' PRETTY
GOOD THERE, ALICE.
WHY, I WAS MOVIN' LIKE HEAVY
D! MORE LIKE HEAVY DOUBLE D.
ONE OF THESE DAYS,
ALICE. ONE OF THESE DAYS!
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS!
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS!
RALPH, JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH!
ALL RIGHT, ALICE. NORTON TOLD ME
YOU WERE DANCIN' WITH OTHER GUYS.
SO, I WAS TRYIN' TO LEARN TO DANCE,
BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF LOSIN' YOU.
RALPH, HE'S ONE OF
MADONNA'S DANCERS!
WHY THE LAST WOMAN
HE DATED WAS RuPAUL!
I'M SORRY, ALICE. I JUST
GOT JEALOUS. THAT'S ALL.
OH, RALPH. OF ALL THE HOMEBOYS
IN THE HOOD, YOU'RE STILL THE MAN!
BABY, YOU'RE THE DOPEST!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. COME AGAIN.
UH, UH, UH... HOW CAN I HELP
YOU? HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
UH, HOW MUCH FOR A
PACK OF HUBBA BUBBA?
A PACK OF HUBBA BUBBA, 50 CENTS.
FIFTY CENT? GOOD
LORD! FIFTY CENT?
HOW MANY GUM-GUM
DO I GET FOR THAT?
FIVE GUM-GUM. FIVE
GUM-GUM? FIVE GUM-GUM?
I GUESS THAT'S, UH, TEN CENT
A PIECE, HUH? LET ME GET ONE.
OKAY, HERE YOU GO. ONE
PACK OF HUBBA BUBBA.
NO, NO, NO. ONE GUM.
I SURE AM HUNGRY.
OKAY, MY FRIEND. THERE IS NO ONE HERE.
I GUESS I CAN GIVE YOU ONE HUBBA BUBBA.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
COME AGAIN, PLEASE.
♪♪ [Sitar]
♪♪ [Stops]
HOW MUCH FOR A SODA?
SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS.
SEVENTY-FIVE CENT? GOOD LORD!
FO' SURE, I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN HANDLE THAT.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU
GET A STUDENT LOAN?
HOW MUCH FOR A DIET SODA? DIET
SODA, LIKE I TOLD YOU, 75 CENTS.
SEVENTY-FIVE CENT?
NOW, HOW THEY GONNA COST THE SAME
WHEN ONE DON'T GOT NO SUGAR IN IT?
WELL, I GUESS BECAUSE THIS ONE HAS
THE "TINGY, TANGY" TASTE OF "LIME-ON."
HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU 68 CENT, AND
YOU LET ME SUCK OUT ALL THE BUBBLES?
YOU-YOU CRAZY, MAN.
GET AWAY FROM ME!
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
COOL. COOL. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
HOW MUCH FOR A
NEWSPAPER? THIRTY-FIVE CENTS.
THIRTY-FIVE CENTS! GOOD
LORD! THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!
HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU TEN CENT,
AND YOU GIVE ME THE GOOD NEWS?
THE GOOD NEWS IS WHEN YOU LEAVE!
ALL RIGHT. HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU FIVE
CENT, AND YOU GIVE ME A HOROSCOPE.
WANT ME READ HOROSCOPE FOR YOU?
I'LL READ HOROSCOPE FOR YOU.
YOU ARE GOING TO MEET
A SHORT, HONEY BROWN
MAN WHO IS GOING TO
KICK THE HELL OUT OF YOU.
WAS THAT CAPRICORN? [Groans]
ALL RIGHT. HOW MUCH... HOW MUCH
FOR THIS-THIS DIRTY PLAYPEN MAGAZINE?
I SURE AM HORNY.
FIVE DOLLARS. FIVE DOLLARS!
GOOD LORD! FIVE DOLLAR?
HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU 15 CENT, AND YOU
READ ME ONE OF THEM NASTY LETTERS?
YOU WANT TO BE READ NASTY LETTER?
YOU WANT TO READ NASTY LETTER?
YOU WANT TO HEAR THAT? OKAY.
"DEAR PLAYPEN: I AM
WRITING YOU FROM MY COUCH.
"I AM SITTING ON THE EDGE OF
THIS COUCH. I AM RUBBING MY LEG.
AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU TO GET
THAT MAN THE HELL OUT OF YOUR STORE!"
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
DON'T BE SO MEAN.
DON'T GOTTA BE SO
MEAN. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
- HOW MUCH FOR A HOT DOG?
- ONE DOLLAR.
ONE DOLLAR? GOOD
LORD! FOR A HOT DOG?
HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU 68 CENT, YOU
LET ME FILL UP THE BUN UP WITH RELISH?
OKAY, OKAY, IF YOU
LEAVE MY STORE.
OKAY. IT'S A DEAL. IT'S A DEAL.
HEY, HEY, HEY. THIS
IS ONLY 25 CENTS!
OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A
MINUTE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP.
ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
YOU CAN NOT... YOU
CAN NOT DO THAT!
YOU CAN NOT TAKE 11 CENTS OUT OF THERE!
THIS IS FOR PEOPLE WITH MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY!
ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SEVEN
CENT AND COME DOWN WITH SICKLE CELL?
HELLO, MA'AM. HOW
CAN I HELP YOU?
THESE ALLERGIES ARE DRIVING ME
CRAZY. COULD I GET SOME TISSUE?
OH, SURE YOU CAN, 2.79.
TWO SEVENTY-NINE! GOOD LORD!
THAT'S A LOT OF
MONEY FOR A BOOGER!
I WOULDN'T PAY
THAT IF I WAS YOU.
BUT YOU ARE NOT HER!
GET OUT OF MY FACE!
HEY, LADY, YOU DON'T
NEED THE WHOLE BOX.
HOW ABOUT... WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GIVE HIM 50 CENT AND GET TEN TISSUES?
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. I'LL
TAKE TEN TISSUES, PLEASE.
I DO NOT SELL THEM THAT WAY!
ALL RIGHT. HOW 'BOUT
SHE GIVES YOU 15 CENT,
AND THEN SHE CAN WIPE
HER NOSE ON YOUR SLEEVE?
YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY! GANDHI
WOULD EVEN SMACK YOUR TEETH OUT!
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL
JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT? WHAT? [Muttering]
SHE SURE GOT MUCOUS.
HEY, HOW MUCH FOR... HOW
MUCH FOR SOME ICE CREAM?
SOME ICE CREAM? YOU
REALLY WANT ICE CREAM?
I FIND ICE CREAM FOR YOU. HOW
'BOUT I PUT A .44 SLUG IN YOUR HEAD?
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THAT
A .22 AND A FLESH WOUND?
ALL RIGHT, GET OUT! GET OUT
OF HERE! GET! GO OUT OF HERE!
[Shutters Clicking]
[Man] ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ YO, AT THE CLUB YO,
WHERE YOU AT, GIRL ♪
♪ UH, UH, WHERE YOU
AT, GIRL COME ON ♪
♪ YOU'RE FEARLESS
J-JUST FEEL IT, UH ♪
♪ JUMP ROPE JUMP,
JUMP, JUMP ROPE ♪
♪ UH, HOLLER BACK ♪
♪ COME ON, BABY WHERE YOU GONE ♪
♪ HOLLER BACK BEEN
MISSIN' YOU FOR SO LONG ♪
♪ HOLLER BACK I WANT
SOME MORE PAIN ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN'
BACK TO ME MAKES ME GO INSANE ♪
[Girls] ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ HOLLER BACK ♪
♪ IT'S MUCH TOO QUIET ♪
♪ HOLLER BACK I
WANNA START A RIOT ♪♪
COSBY KIDS, YOU ALL
HAVE TO GET ON AWAY!
THIS IS A TUPAC CONCERT,
THIS AIN'T NO CHURCH PICNIC.
COSBY KIDS. GET OFF.
GET OFF. HEY, GET OFF ME.
PREDATOR!
YO, YO, YO, YO, YO.
HOLD UP. HOLD UP, ELVIRA.
HOLD UP.
NOW, WHAT'S UP,
MAN? THIS IS THE V.I.P.'s.
YEAH, THAT-THAT MEANS
VERY... VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
HEY, GUYS, I'M DUFF FROM MTV. AND I'M HERE
TO INTERVIEW TUPAC FOR HIS ROCKUMENTARY.
OH, STRAIGHT? YO, IS ED
LOVER GOING TO SEE THIS?
'CAUSE I WAS IN VIRGINIA
BEACH, AND I MET HIS COUSIN.
HE TOLD ME, PUT SOME LYRICS
ON THE TAPE, AND SEND IT IN.
YO, WHAT'S UP, EDDIE? BUST
SOME RHYMES. BUST SOME RHYMES.
CHECK THIS OUT. ♪ ED, I MET
YOUR COUSIN IN VIRGINIA BEACH ♪
[Squeaks] ♪ HE TOLD ME TO
SEND A TAPE OR SOMETHIN' ♪♪
[Imitating Scratching]
WHAT? IS IT BROKE?
HEY, MAN! YOU JUST
BROKE A $150,000 CAMERA.
WELL, DUDE, I'M SORRY.
LOOK. I'M TUPAC'S MANAGER.
WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF IT. NOW, STEP OFF.
YO, HOLD UP. HEY,
HEY, HOLD UP, RED.
PEACHES AND HERB.
NOW, WHAT'S UP? CAN I HELP
YOU SISTERS WITH SOMETHING?
TUPAC SAID OUR NAME
WAS GONNA BE ON THE LIST.
WELL, THERE AIN'T NO LIST.
LOOK. THIS IS THE THING.
THERE AIN'T NO LIST, BUT YOU
CAN GET WITH ME AND MY MAIN MAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
WE GOT A LITTLE PENTHOUSE.
A FRESH LITTLE "JA-COOCHIE." YOU KNOW.
THEN WE GOT, LIKE, CHANDELIERS AND STUFF.
I'M SAYIN', FIVE-STAR
HOTEL. HEY!
HEY, THERE, GIRL. YOU KNOW...
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TOUCHIN'
ME. NOBODY TOUCHES ME!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT.
I GOT AN ALBUM OUT, TOO, IN THE ORIENT.
BROTHER, PLEASE! HEY.
OH, THAT'S WHY I'M
DATIN' PYGMIES NOW.
HO-HO-HO-HOLD UP. HOLD UP.
WHAT'S UP, MAN? YO, WHAT'S
UP, MAN? [Applause and Cheers]
WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THAT
CLAPPING AND STUFF, MAN?
HEY, MAN. I'M TUPAC.
AH, HE'S TUPAC. 'COURSE,
HE'S TUPAC. UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
IF YOU WAS REALLY
TUPAC, YOU'D BE WITH JANET.
LET'S JUST GO GET THE MIKE
AND STUFF, GO ON STAGE.
GIRLS BE SCREAMIN'. TALKIN'
'BOUT KEEP YA HEAD UP.
[Giggles] GIRLS BE
HOLLERIN' AT YOU.
GOIN' AH-AH-AH. I AIN'T
SEEN NONE OF THAT.
CHECK THIS OUT, BRO. I GOT A SHOW TO
DO, AND I DON'T 'PRECIATE YOUR ATTITUDE.
I GUESS YOU'RE STEPPIN'
TO ME? WHY YOU...
OH, GOSH, DON'T DO
THAT. DON'T DO THAT.
WHY? WHY? OOH, DON'T MAKE
ME BUST YOU UP LIKE THAT.
WHOO! AND-AND...
I-I-I DON'T SEE NOBODY ELSE
HERE. YOU MUST BE STEPPIN' TO HIM.
YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO TO YOU, PUNK?
I'M GONNA DO THIS.
[Punches Landing] [Grunting]
[Grunting] [Laughing]
SO YOU BEST WATCH
YOURSELF. [Breathing Hard]
AND I-I-I'M... I'M HIS MAIN MAN.
S-SO-SO-SO YOU KNOW HE'S
GONNA DO... DO YOU WRONG. YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
GONNA DO TO YOU? WHAT?
AH, WELL, LET'S GET IT
ON THEN! OOH! WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP? WE GOT
A PROBLEM HERE?
YEAH, YOU GOT A PROBLEM? Y-Y-YEAH.
YOU-YOU-YOU... YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
ABOUT ALL THAT YOU WAS TALKIN',
WE COULD RUN IT RIGHT KNOW.
YOU KNOW? KEEP YOUR
HEAD UP. GET AROUND!
♪ I-I GET AROUND ♪
♪♪ [Scatting]
♪ I GET AROUND STILL CLOWN
WITH THE UNDERGROUND ♪♪
NO, MAN. I'M SORRY. IT WAS
JUST A MISTAKE, MR. PAC.
UH, YOU CAN JUST COME RIGHT ON IN,
MAN. I'LL JUST OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU.
ALL RIGHT. STRAIGHT.
PARK MY CAR, SQUARE.
ALL RIGHT. AND DON'T
PUT NO DENTS IN IT.
AND SET THE
ALARM! [Imitates Chirp]
HEY, MAN! HEY, HEY, MAN!
MAN, WHAT'S UP? I'M GONNA PUT
SOME DENTS IN YOU. SOLD ME OUT.
NO. THERE'S ANOTHER PARTY
DOWN HERE. OH, STRAIGHT?
YOU KNOW, I GET
AROUND. YOU GET AROUND?
♪ I GET AROUND ♪♪
THANKS FOR WATCHIN'! GOOD
NIGHT! SEE YA NEXT WEEK!
HI, GRANDMA! PEACE OUT.
BYE-BYE!
♪♪ [Theme]
♪♪ [Continues]
♪♪ [Continues]