In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 4, Episode 9 - Men on Cooking - full transcript

HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?

HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?

HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪

♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪

♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪



♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪

♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪

♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪

♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪

♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪

♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪

♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪

♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪

♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪

♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪

♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪

♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪



♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪

♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪

HEY, GRANDMA, YOU NEED HELP WITH
SOMETHIN'? OH, NO, THANK YOU, BABY.

I GOT ALL THE HELP I NEED HERE IN
OLD MR. BROOKS. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

ME AND MRS. BROOKS HAVE BEEN
MAKING THANKSGIVING FOR THE FAMILY...

GOING WELL NIGH ON 50 YEARS NOW.

AND WE'RE STILL
DOIN' IT TOGETHER.

YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE STORE
AND GET SOME PUMPKIN PIE FOR DESSERT.

OKAY, BABY. BYE, BABIES!
Y'ALL... Y'ALL BE CAREFUL NOW.

MM-HMM. YES, INDEED.

YOU KNOW, MRS. BROOKS,

LOOKING AT YOUR BIG OLD FLABBY
JELL-O PUDDING JIGGLING BEHIND...

MADE ME A MITE DEPRESSED.

WOULD YOU MIND GETTING
ME SOME EGGNOG AND RUM?

OH, SURE, MR. BROOKS.

IT'S AN HONOR TO SERVE A MAN
WHOSE HEMORRHOIDS ARE SO BIG,

HE'S TALLER SITTIN'
DOWN THAN STANDIN' UP.

AND WHILE WE'RE DOIN'
EACH OTHER FAVORS, MM-HMM?

DO YOU MIND STUFFING
THE TURKEY FOR ME?

WELL, NOT AT ALL, MRS.
BROOKS. NOT AT ALL.

THANKS TO YOU, I'M AN EXPERT AT
STICKING MY HAND UP COLD, UGLY BIRDS.

OOH! OH!

OW! OH! YOU KNOW, MRS. BROOKS,

I AIN'T FELT PAIN LIKE THAT
SINCE THE NIGHT WE GOT INTIMATE,

AND YOUR DENTURES
LOCKED UP ON MY NIPPLE.

WOULD YOU MIND GETTING ME A
BAND-AID FROM OUT OF THE CABINET?

WHY, SURE, MR. BROOKS.

I WOULDN'T TALK IF I
WAS YOU, MR. BROOKS.

YOU THE ONLY MAN I KNOW WHO GOT
A LABEL ON HIS DRAWERS THAT SAYS,

"CONTENTS MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS."

AND AS FAR AS A
BAND-AID IS CONCERNED,

I BELIEVE THERE'S ONE RIGHT
THERE OVER IN THE CLOSET.

WELL, YOU ONE TO TALK ABOUT A
PERSON'S BODY, NOW, MRS. BROOKS.

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. OH.

MM-HMM.

SHOOT. BETWEEN ALL THAT
MEATY THIGHS YOU'VE GOT,

THE CHEESE UNDER YOUR NECK AND
THEM ROLLS OF FAT ON YOUR BELLY,

YOU A WALKING DELICATESSEN.

- OH, YOU READY TO TAKE
YOUR TRIP NOW, MRS. BROOKS?
- OH, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

THE HELL YOU AIN'T.

NOW, EITHER MY EYES ARE
PLAYING TRICKS ON ME, MRS. BROOKS,

OR YOU STARTING TO
LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA.

I WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT
MAMAS IF I WAS YOU, MR. BROOKS.

YOUR MAMA'S BUTT IS SO
BLUBBERY, LAST TIME SHE BENT OVER,

A TOILET BOWL AND
TWO STOOLS FELL OUT.

OH, WATCH OUT. THAT'S
MY MAMA. WATCH OUT.

OH, MY GOODNESS. DO YOU SEE
THAT FLY IN THE PUNCH BOWL?

WHERE? WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?

HERE!

OH, NO.

WHERE'D SHE GO?
NOW, THAT WAS STUPID.

THAT WAS PLAIN
STUPID, MRS. BROOKS.

OH, YOU'RE NOT ONE TO TALK
ABOUT STUPID, MR. BROOKS.

YOUR DADDY'S SO STUPID, HE THOUGHT A
CONDOM HAD TWO BEDROOMS AND A JACUZZI.

YEAH? WELL, AT LEAST MY
DADDY HAD COMMON SENSE.

OH, HE THE ONE TOLD ME...

HE SAID, "SON, YOU DON'T
MARRY HOS. YOU RENT 'EM."

YOU GONE DONE IT NOW, OLD MAN!

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR PACEMAKER!

EN GARDE, MRS. BROOKS.

I'M ABOUT TO CHOP YOU
UP LIKE NEGRO SUSHI.

OH, YOU DONE ANGERED ME NOW.
PREPARE TO ENTER THE DRAGON.

ONLY THING I SEE DRAGGIN' AROUND
HERE IS THEM SAGGING BREASTS OF YOURS.

HA-HA! YEAH. I SEE YOUR MASTER
DONE TRAINED YOU WELL, GRASSHOPPER.

BUT THE SMELL OF
DEATH IS IN THE AIR.

OH, THAT'S NOT THE SMELL OF DEATH,
MR. BROOKS. THAT'S YOUR UPPER LIP.

GRANDMA! GRANDPA! ON THE TABLE?

WE STILL TOGETHER.

WELCOME TO CANDY CANE'S
PUPPET-TIME THEATRE.

LOOKIE YONDER. HI, KIDS!

I'M CANDY CANE, AND
WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

BOY, OH, BOY, ARE WE
GONNA HAVE FUN TODAY...

BECAUSE EVERY DAY'S
FUN IN CANDY CANE LAND.

EXCEPT FOR SATURDAY NIGHT, WHEN YOU
SIT HOME ALONE BEING STOOD UP AGAIN...

BECAUSE MEN ARE LYING
SCUM WHO NEVER CALL BACK.

OH, BUT THAT'S NOT
YOUR PROBLEM... YET.

HEY, THERE, CANDY. HOW
YA DOIN'? LAND O'GOSHEN.

WELL, LOOK, KIDS.
IT'S FARMER SMILEY.

SURE ENOUGH HERE. I
HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN A WHILE.

HOW YOU DOIN', KIDS? I'M HERE TO
TELL YOU ABOUT THE LETTER OF THE DAY.

LOOKIE YONDER.

AND WHAT LETTER IS
THAT, FARMER SMILEY?

WELL, THE LETTER
IS, CANDY... IS "C."

LOOKIE THERE. THAT'S
A GREAT LETTER!

MMM. WHAT WORDS
START WITH THE LETTER "C"?

UH... COW. CAT.

CAR. CRUEL.

COOKIE. CREEP.

CAKE. COMMITMENT.

SHOOT, DOG. OKAY, NOW
LET'S PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER...

AND MAKE THE
SENTENCE OF THE DAY.

I'VE GOT ONE. OH, LORD.

FARMER SMILEY IS A CRUEL CAT
WHO CAN'T COMMIT TO CANDY CANE...

'CAUSE HE'D RATHER BE
WITH HIS WIFE, WHO'S A COW.

CAN YOU THINK OF ANY
OTHER WORDS THAT START...

WITH THE LETTER
"C," FARMER SMILEY?

YEAH, I CAN THINK OF SOME
WORDS THAT START WITH "C."

I'M SORRY. COME BACK.

CALL ME!

UH-OH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

IT'S FUN FITNESS TIME,

AND TO HELP CANDY CANE TODAY
ARE MY TWO VERY BEST FRIENDS,

ANOREXIC RABBIT...

AND BULIMIC BEAVER.

OKAY. LET'S BEGIN.

♪ BEND AND STRETCH AND
REACH FOR THE STARS ♪

♪ I'M WASTING MY
LIFE IN SINGLE BARS ♪

AGAIN!

♪ YOU'RE STILL GAINING
WEIGHT BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE A
USED-UP BAR SLUT ♪♪

WHO'S BEEN A PIN CUSHION FOR EVERY
TOM, DICK AND FARMER SMILEY IN TOWN!

I CAN'T EVEN RHYME!

♪♪

OH, KIDS. DID YOU HEAR THAT?

IT'S TIME FOR FAIRY TALE CASTLE.

TODAY WE'RE GOING TO TELL YOU THE
STORY ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN...

AND THE HANDSOME PRINCE.

ONCE UPON A TIME IN A FARAWAY
LAND LIVED A FAIR MAIDEN...

WITH A LITTLE BIT OF CELLULITE,
BUT YOU COULD BARELY SEE IT.

AND ONE DAY SHE MET
A HANDSOME PRINCE.

HELLO, FAIR MAIDEN.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH
A BEAUTY IN ALL THE LANDS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY CASTLE?

THE FAIR MAIDEN DIDN'T WANT TO
SEEM SO CHEAP AND DESPERATE,

BUT SHE HAD NEVER DONE
IT IN A CASTLE BEFORE.

WELL, YOU'VE MADE THE
RIGHT DECISION, FAIR MAIDEN.

JUST OPEN UP YOUR DRAWBRIDGE
AND LET MY TROJAN HORSE INSIDE.

HA! HA! HA!

ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
YOU'RE FORGETTING?

OH, UH, UH... I, UH, UH... HMM.

I LOVE YOU? BINGO!

THE FAIR MAIDEN WAS IN LOVE.

LET'S DO THIS FROGGY
STYLE. BABY, COME ON! HA-HA!

GIVE ME SOME BAM, BAM!
YEAH! BAM! TWO TIMES!

BAM! COME ON. COME
ON. BABY! HA-HA! OH! OUCH!

OH, YEAH. BUT THEN THE PRINCE
SHOWED HIS TRUE COLORS...

BY SAYING... I'M
TIRED. GO CATCH A CAB.

SO THE FAIR MAIDEN
TURNED TO HIM AND SAID,

"BURN IN HELL, YOU
CREEP USER PIG!"

CRAZY BITCH!

THEN THE FAIR MAIDEN PULLED OUT A GUN
AND BLASTED OFF THE PRINCE'S CROWN JEWELS!

COME ON, BABY. IT'S NOT
LIKE THAT. IT WAS A JOKE, SEE?

AND THE FAIR MAIDEN
LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER...

IN A WORLD WITHOUT
FILTHY, EVIL, STINKING MEN!

BYE-BYE, KIDS.

♪ UH, POP, POP THE
SHOTS GET DROPPED ♪

♪ LIKE THE RAGTOP WHEN
THE BEATS DON'T STOP ♪

♪ LIKE MR. KING AND THE COPS
TELL THE ROCKS ON THE BLOCK ♪

♪ IT'S THE HAVE AND HAVE-NOTS I'LL NEVER BE
SPOTTED GUARDING CAMOUFLAGE PHYSIQUE ♪

♪ AND WHEN I SPEAK YOU KNOW,
YOUR KNEES MIGHT BUCKLE ♪

♪ COUNTRY HUCKLEBERRY
FOLLOW MY LEAD AND PLANT SEEDS ♪

♪ A NEW BREED, NO GREED ♪

♪ EVERYBODY GET MONEY
IN THE LAND OF HONEY ♪

♪ MILK GO DOWN SMOOTH
LIKE REAL SILK I'M WELL-BUILT ♪

♪ GOT FIVE YEARS IN THE
TANK GOOD THING I GOT BANK ♪

♪ AND A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF
LOVELIES A COUPLE OF THEM BE UGLY ♪

♪ BUT THOSE ARE THE BEST, SEE
KID, I HEARD YOU TRIED TO SMOKE ME ♪

♪ BUT I'M A LOCO-LOC, "G"
CONCENTRATE AND FOCUS ♪

♪ NO HOCUS-POCUS THE
JOKERS GET ASSASSINATED ♪

♪ FASCINATED BY THE NUMBER OF
CASKETS AT THE END OF THE DAY ♪

♪ SEE THE REAL STEEL
SHINING DOWN I DON'T PLAY ♪

♪ DON'T MEAN NOTHING
DON'T MEAN NOTHING ♪

♪ DON'T MEAN NOTHING
I'M A VETERAN ♪♪

♪ IT'S RAINING MEN ♪
CABLE ACCESS CHANNEL 96 PRESENTS...

MEN ON COOKING.

HELLO. I'M BLAYNE EDWARDS.

AND I'M ANTOINE MERRYWETHER.

AND WELCOME TO MENS ON
COOKING. MENS ON COOKING.

THIS IS THE SHOW THAT LOOK AT
COOKING FROM A MALE POINT OF VIEW.

MM-HMM. TODAY'S SHOW IS BROUGHT
TO YOU BY A BRAND-NEW SPONSOR...

DAIRY QUEEN.

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL
SCREAM DOWN AT THE DAIRY QUEEN.

NOW, TODAY...

TODAY WE'RE GONNA MAKE A VERY
SPECIAL DINNER ONLY FOR THE MENS.

MM-HMM. WE'RE GONNA START WITH SPECIAL
COCKTAIL WEENIES FOR HORS D'OEUVRES.

WHY DO THEY CALL 'EM "HO D'OEUVRES"
ANYWAY? 'CAUSE A HO GOTTA EAT TOO.

OOH!

WELL, I JUST LOVE THESE SCRUMPTIOUS
LITTLE PIGGIES IN A BLANKET.

ALL HOT AND STEAMY.

NESTLED UP IN
BETWEEN TWO SOFT BUNS.

JUST PLUMPIN' WHEN YOU COOK 'EM.

MMM. AND THEY'RE BITE-SIZED TOO.

YUMMY! NOW IT'S TIME FOR US
TO DECIDE ON OUR MAIN DISH.

I WAS WATCHING ONE OF THEM OTHER LITTLE SHOWS
ON TV, AND THEY WAS COOKIN' UP RED SNAPPER.

HATED IT!

THAT'S WHY WE ALWAYS
DECIDED ON POULTRY.

'CAUSE NOBODY LOVE A LITTLE
CHICKEN MORE THAN WE DO.

SO ANYWAYS...

OH, BOY! OOH, I GOT A
SUDDEN YEN FOR SOME BEEF.

HI. YOU MUST BE
THE NEW BOY. YEAH.

- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- RICHARD.

I BET THEY CALL YOU
"DICK" FOR SHORT.

NOW HERE'S OUR POOR,
UNSUSPECTING LITTLE TURKEY.

HE'S NUBILE AND YOUNG, JUST
SITTIN' THERE WAITING TO BE DRESSED.

DON'T HE LOOK PRECIOUS, ALL
NAKED AND HELPLESS AND ALONE?

THAT REMIND ME OF MY FIRST TIME.

WE'RE GONNA START BY GENTLY
MASSAGING OILS INTO THE TURKEY.

DON'T HURT HIM. I'M IN LOVE,
CHILD. I AIN'T GONNA HURT THIS BIRD.

- I THINK SOMEONE'S
DONE THIS BEFORE.
- I THINK SO.

SEE, NOW WE NEED TO LOOSEN THIS
TURKEY UP BY MOVING HIS LEGS AROUND A BIT.

WORK THOSE TURKEY LEGS, LITTLE
MISS THING. WORK IT. WORK IT. IN AND OUT.

- WHAT'S THAT DO?
- NOTHIN' FOR THE TURKEY,
BUT IT GETS ME WOOZY.

YOU'RE CRAZY.

OH, MY. LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY
ALREADY STUFFED THE TURKEY.

EXCUSE ME, BOY. COULD YOU
PUT THAT IN MY CAR, PLEASE?

NOW THE LUSCIOUS BIRD
IS READY TO BE HEATED UP.

AND WHILE YOU'RE BROWNING YOUR BUTTERBALL,
YOU CAN PREPARE YOUR VEGETABLE SIDE DISH.

YOU KNOW, OTHER
SHOWS WOULD SUGGEST...

THE TRADITIONAL TOSSED SALAD
TOPPED WITH CHERRY TOMATOES.

HATED IT.

I HATE EVERYTHING
BUT THE CHERRY. I KNOW.

PERSONALLY, I PREFER
A STUFFED ZUCCHINI.

NOW, REMEMBER WHEN YOU'RE
SELECTING YOUR ZUCCHINI,

YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE IT.

USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH.

MAKE SURE IT'S RIPE.

THEN GENTLY TAKE
A KNIFE... NO! NO!

DO NOT TOUCH
THIS ZUCCHINI, CHILD.

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL
IN ITS NATURAL STATE.

BOY.

WOULD YOU PUT THIS
IN MY CAR, PLEASE?

NOW IT'S TIME TO SELECT A
VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE.

LET ME SEE. FISH, FISH, HIM.

HOW CAN I HELP?

UM... COULD YOU PICK
THAT UP FOR ME, PLEASE?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HOW
'BOUT SOME APPLAUSE? YEA!

ANOTHER PERFECT WAY
TO PLEASE YOUR PALATE...

IS WITH DESSERT.

LADYFINGERS? HATED IT. HATED IT.

APPLE BROWN BETTY?
HATED IT. HATED IT.

OOH. WHAT ABOUT
NICE, FRESH BANANAS?

YUMMY!

AND WHAT'S WHOLE BANANAS
WITHOUT SOMETHIN' ON TOP OF THEM?

NO FUN. THAT'S WHY FRESH
WHIPPED CREAM IS MANDATORY.

MM-HMM. AND WE LIKE
TO WHIP IT OURSELVES.

OH!

NOW, THIS ITEM IS A MUST-HAVE.

MM-HMM.

OH, BOY!

COULD YOU PUT THIS IN MY CAR?

OH, UH-UH, UH-UH!
THAT GOES IN MY CAR.

YOU JEALOUS LITTLE BITCH.

NOW WE HAVE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT,

AND IT'S TIME TO GIVE
THIS MEAL A VERY SPECIAL...

CHEF BOYARDEE SNAP.

TWO SNAPS, AND WIPE YOUR MOUTH.

JOIN US NEXT WEEK WHEN WE SHOW YOU
HOW TO TENDERIZE YOUR RUMP ROAST...

OR JERK YOUR CHICKEN.

I THOUGHT WE WAS
COOKIN'. DON'T WE ALWAYS?

UNTIL THEN, CIAO, CHOW,
CIAO! CIAO, CHOW, CIAO!

♪ IT'S RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH ♪

♪ IT'S RAINING MEN AMEN ♪

♪ I'M GONNA GO OUT ♪♪

TONIGHT WE GOT A VERY SPECIAL GUEST
THEY CALL THE QUEEN OF HIP-HOP SOUL.

PLEASE WELCOME UPTOWN
RECORDING ARTIST MARY J. BLIGE.

♪ I-I-I-I ♪

♪ I-I-I, OOH ♪

♪ AS YOU DO ♪

♪ YOU AND I ♪

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ YOU KNOW ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE HAD IT ALL ♪

♪ YOU AND I ♪

♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ LET'S
MAKE THE TIME TONIGHT ♪

♪ YOU, I DO, YOU ♪ ♪ THE
FEELING IS OH, SO RIGHT ♪

♪ REMINISCE ♪ ♪ REMINISCE
ON THE LOVE WE HAD ♪

♪ YES, YES, BABY ♪
♪ MAKE THE TIME TONIGHT ♪

♪ MAKE THE TIME TONIGHT ♪
♪ OH ♪

♪ FEELING IS OH, SO RIGHT ♪

♪ REMINISCE ON THE LOVE WE HAD ♪

♪ REMINISCE FOR YOU ♪
♪ MAKE THE TIME TONIGHT ♪

♪ I KNOW THAT WE'VE
BEEN HERE BEFORE ♪

♪ THE CANDLELIGHT AND YOU ♪

♪ WALKING SOFTLY
THROUGH MY DOOR ♪

♪ COME ON IN, MY SWEET ♪

♪ HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ♪

♪ YOU'RE SO NICE, BUT TONIGHT WE'RE
GONNA BE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS ♪

♪ I RECALL THE DAYS AND
WAYS OF LOVE WE MADE ♪

♪ I STILL FEEL THE HEAT WHEN
WE SHARED EACH OTHER ♪

♪ DON'T YOU FEEL THE MAGIC
THE MYSTERY'S IN THE AIR ♪

♪ LET'S GO DOWN TO LOVERS LANE ♪

♪ WITH THE LOVE THAT WE SHARED ♪

♪ OH, OH, OH ♪

♪ REMINISCE ON YOUR LOVE ♪ ♪
REMINISCE, REMINISCE REMINISCE ♪

♪ SO ♪ ♪ MAKE THE TIME TONIGHT
WHILE THE FEELING'S RIGHT ♪

♪♪ ♪
REMINISCE ON OUR LOVE ♪

♪ REMINISCE ON THE LOVE WE HAD ♪

♪ I CAN SEE YOU STANDING THERE ♪

♪ ALONE ♪

♪ LIKE AN ANGEL ♪

♪ TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY HOME ♪

♪ I DON'T REMEMBER ♪

♪ HOW WE FELL APART ♪

♪ HERE WE ARE AGAIN COME ON ♪

♪ RIGHT INTO MY HEART ♪

♪ I RECALL THE DAYS AND
WAYS OF LOVE WE MADE ♪

♪ I STILL FEEL THE HEAT ♪

♪ WHEN WE SHARED EACH OTHER ♪

♪ DON'T YOU FEEL THE MAGIC ♪

♪ THE MYSTERY'S IN THE AIR ♪

♪ LET'S GO DOWN TO LOVERS LANE ♪

♪ WITH THE LOVE WE SHARED ♪
♪ LET'S MAKE THE TIME TONIGHT ♪

♪ WHILE THE FEELING'S RIGHT ♪

♪ REMINISCE ON OUR LOVE ♪

♪ REMINISCE, REMINISCE ♪

♪ LET'S MAKE THE TIME TONIGHT ♪
♪ OH, THE LOVE ♪

- ♪ WHILE THE FEELING'S RIGHT ♪
- ♪ THE LOVE WE HAD, YEAH ♪

♪ MAKE THE TIME TONIGHT ♪
♪ REMEMBER THIS TUNE NOW ♪

♪ KEEP IT ON THE BEAT, BOY,
YEAH I FOUND VICTORIA'S SECRET ♪

♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ ♪ MY GOD, I MAKE YOUR
HEAD NOD WHEN I COME THROUGH WITH THIS ♪

♪ ME YOU'RE GONNA DO YOU BETTER
WORK OUT, FOOL ♪ ♪ YEAH, OH ♪

♪ SO REMINISCE THE CARAMEL KING
YOU KNOW, THEY MAKE A DON SWING ♪

♪ GIVE YOU EVERYTHING ELSE
BUT THE RING ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ SO DÉJÀ VU TELL YOU
WHAT I'M GONNA DO ♪

♪ WHEN THEY REMINISCE
SO WILL YOU, MY GIRL ♪

♪ OOH, BABY ♪ ♪ YEAH, SEE
YO SMOOTH MARY J. BLIGE ♪

♪ ON THE RISE TO REMINISCE
AND IT GOES LIKE THIS ♪

♪ WHEN THEY REMINISCE ♪
♪ REMINISCE ♪

♪ I KNOW WE'VE
BEEN HERE BEFORE ♪

♪ SOME CANDLELIGHT AND YOU ♪
♪ FEEL THE FUNK, BABY ♪

♪ WALKING SOFTLY THROUGH MY
DOOR ♪ ♪ I REMINISCE, I REMINISCE ♪

♪ COME ON IN, MY SWEET ♪

♪ TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA
BE MORE THAN FRIENDS ♪

♪♪ ♪ AND IT'S OH, SO RIGHT ♪

♪ FEELING'S RIGHT ♪ ♪
REMINISCE ON THE LOVE WE HAD ♪

♪ MY, MY, MY ♪♪