In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 4, Episode 7 - Homey and Son - full transcript
The Wayans siblings present an African-American focused sketch comedy show.
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
WELCOME TO THE
DYSFUNCTIONAL HOME SHOW.
NOW YOUR HOST,
GRANDPA JACK MAGEE.
OH.
HI, FRIENDS,
AND WELCOME TO THE
DYSFUNCTIONAL HOME SHOW...
WHERE WE TEACH YOU HOW TO
LIVE THE DYSFUNCTIONAL LIFESTYLE.
ARE YOU READY FOR DYSFUNCTION?
GREAT. I'M ALL DEAD INSIDE.
OH, LOOK. LOOK WHO'S HERE.
IT'S MY PRIDE AND JOY.
DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS.
DADDY, YOU'RE DRINKING AGAIN.
COURSE I'M DRINKIN'.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
I CAN FORGET...
THE WAY YOU BROKE
YOUR MOTHER'S HEART.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE
REASON SHE LEFT ME.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT YOU
WERE A HOOKER IN JUNIOR HIGH.
I THOUGHT ALL SEVENTH GRADERS
HAD A BEEPER AND A MINK COAT.
SLUT!
I GOTTA GO, DAD.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
BUT BEFORE YOU GO, GIVE
YOUR DAD SOME SUGAR.
OH, DAD.
I'M SEEING SOMEBODY, DAD!
SEE YOU LATER.
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL TOUGH LOVE.
AREN'T WE JUST THE MODEL FAMILY?
THAT IS THE NUMBER
ONE LESSON FOR TODAY:
DENIAL IS THE KEY TO A
DYSFUNCTIONAL LIFESTYLE.
WRITE IT DOWN OR SEND
FOR THE MANUSCRIPT.
OKAY. NOW...
WE'RE GONNA DO SOME
DYSFUNCTIONAL COOKING.
WHERE'S THE FOOD?
CHECK THE CUPBOARD, DAD.
I KNOW WHERE IT IS!
THAT'S MY SON, THE BIG DIRECTOR!
THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN ME
'CAUSE I HAVE A DRINK NOW AND AGAIN.
SON, YOU'RE NOTHIN', AND
YOU'LL NEVER BE NOTHIN'.
AHA! THERE IT IS!
PORK AND BEANS. PORK AND BEANS!
IN A DYSFUNCTIONAL
HOME, YOU GOTTA HAVE 'EM.
MY EX WIFE USED
TO COOK FOR ME...
TILL SHE STARTED LISTENING
TO HER HIGH SOCIETY FRIENDS.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE CAN'T
TAKE A PUNCH ANYMORE.
STARTS USIN' FANCY WORDS...
LIKE "SELF-ESTEEM"...
AND "CODEPENDENCE."
OKAY, THAT... THAT'S JUST
ABOUT READY FOR THE OVEN.
I GOTTA REMEMBER TO
PREHEAT THIS SUCKER.
THE OVEN, DAD. THAT
IS A REFRIGERATOR.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS!
NOTHIN'.
OKAY, NOW...
WHILE THAT IS SLOWLY SIMMERING,
I CAN ALWAYS FIND
SOMETHING USEFUL TO DO...
WITH THIS OTHER OVEN.
WHERE IS THAT GOOD-FOR-NOTHIN',
BOOZE-SUCKIN' SON OF MINE?
JACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
COOKIN' PORK AND BEANS?
PORK AND BEANS!
HEY!
I'M TRYING TO KILL MYSELF.
WELL, YOU GOTTA
PUT THE OVEN ON HIGH.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT!
YOU'RE A LOSER!
YOUR BROTHER, BOBBY,
KNEW HOW TO KILL HIMSELF.
HE WAS A REAL MAN.
BUT NOT YOU. OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T EVEN
GAS YOURSELF RIGHT.
YOU ARE A FAILURE, AND YOU'LL
NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'.
NOBODY LOVES YOU.
NOBODY!
DAD, DAD, THAT'S THE OVEN TIMER.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
IT'S THE OVEN TIMER.
OH, YES. THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.
BUT WATCH OUT, 'CAUSE
THAT PLATE IS AWFUL HOT.
NOW... ALL WE HAVE TO DO...
IS PUT A LIT...
WE JUST HAVE TO ADD A LIT...
WE JUST HAVE TO PUT A
LITTLE BIT OF GARNISH ON IT.
THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU HAVE IT.
PORK AND BEANS.
PORK AND BEANS!
NOW I CAN HAVE THIS
NICE, SUMPTUOUS MEAL...
WHEN I COME BACK FROM MY DRIVE.
WOULD YOU STOP HIM, STEVEN!
GRANDPA, NO! HEY,
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
GET OFF ME, YA SONS OF
BITCHES! GIVE ME THE KEYS!
I'LL KILL YA! COME ON!
THIS IS LESSON NUMBER FIVE:
TAKE EVERYBODY
ELSE DOWN WITH YOU!
THIS HAS BEEN THE
DYSFUNCTIONAL HOME SHOW...
WITH YOUR GRAMP
HOST, GRANDPA JACK.
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
OH, YES, THANK YOU FOR SAVIN'
OUR PLACES, LADY. APPRECIATE THAT.
WHO ARE YOU? SMURFS?
OH. OH, WE GOT A REAL
LIVE COMEDIAN HERE.
SHE KINDA CUTE. SHE KINDA CUTE.
DON'T THEY REMIND YOU OF TWO LITTLE
COCOA PUFFS? YEAH, THEY SURE DO.
AND YOU KNOW I JUST GET
CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS.
I JUST GO CUCKOO
FOR COCOA PUFFS.
WORD, I'M ABOUT TO GO IN AND
PULL THE PRIZE RIGHT OUTTA THE BOX.
- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'.
- DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?
YO, MY NAME IS TONY ROAM.
ROAM AROUND 'EM, ROAM.
ROAM AROUND 'EM, ROAM.
AH, YEAH. AND THIS MY
MAN, SNUFF ALOFUGUS.
CHEESE!
YO, YO, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE ABOUT
TO GO BRADY BUNCH ON BOTH OF Y'ALL.
- ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪
- PLEASE, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME
SICK ALL OVER MY NEW OUTFIT.
BESIDES, HERE
COMES MY BABY. BABY?
YO, SLIM, YOU TALKIN' TO
MY GIRL OR WHAT? HUH?
UH-OH, SNUFF. UH-OH.
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT COMPANY.
WHAT YOU 'ONNA DO?
WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M GONNA WHOOP
YOU SO BAD, YOUR MAMA'S GONNA FEEL IT.
THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN. OH, MY MOMS!
MY MOMS! YEAH, YOUR
MOMS! YOUR MOMS!
HE GOT ME CRYIN', ROAM.
COME HERE, BABY BOY.
HE GOT ME CRYIN'.
COME TO PAPA ROAM.
AHHH. HE GOT ME CRYIN'.
SHH! SHH! HE GOT
ME CRYIN', ROAM!
♪ HUSH LITTLE SNUFFY
DON'T YOU CRY ♪
♪ ROAM IS GONNA POP
THEM IN EACH EYE ♪♪
THAT OLD PUNK WENT
H. ROSS PEROT ON US.
I THOUGHT HE WASN'T
GONNA RUN, AND HE DID.
HO, HO. COME NO, MAN.
GO GET HIM. HO,
HO, HO, HO, HO, MAN.
YO, WHAT'S UP, MAN? WHO
ARE YOU? I'M THE BOUNCER.
WELL, YOU BETTER BOUNCE YOUR
BIG ASS OUTTA MY WAY. YO, NO, NO.
AH, THAT'S IT, MAN. YOU DONE DONE
IT. I'M ABOUT TO GO REDD FOXX ON YOU.
OH, WHAT'S THAT? UH-OH.
THAT'S... COME ON. UH-OH.
COME ON. HE GONNA GO REDD FOXX.
THAT'S WHERE HE BEATS YOU DOWN...
WHILE I GO TAKE THE
REST OF YOUR STUFF.
THAT'S RIGHT, BOY. I'LL
LEAVE YOU SCARED SAYIN',
"OH, THEY'RE COMIN', ELIZABETH.
THIS THE BIG ONE. IT'S COMIN'.
IT'S COMIN'." HEY, FORGET
IT, MAN. I TOLD YOU, MAN.
YOU PUNKS AIN'T GETTIN' IN
HERE. OH, YOU DONE DONE IT.
HE'S MAD NOW. SNUFF IS
CRAZY. THIS BOY IS CRAZY.
THIS BOY'S A FOOL. I'M TELLIN'
YOU, SNUFF. YO, YO, GO CRAZY.
GO HULK HOGAN ON HIM, SNUFF!
THIS BOY IS CRAZY.
I'M TELLIN' YOU.
- GO PLAYBOY. GO PLAYBOY ON HIM, SNUFF.
- PLAYBOY.
OH, YEAH, NOW PENTHOUSE.
GO PENTHOUSE ON HIM, SNUFF.
OHH, TAKE SOME OF
THAT. TAKE SOME OF THAT.
YO, BOY, I SAID YOU CAN'T COME IN. WHY
DON'T Y'ALL COME BACK ON SISSY NIGHT?
OH, MAN. SEE, NOW I WOULDN'T
EVEN TAKE THAT. UH-HUH.
IF I WAS YOU, STRAIGHT UP, I'D
GO MICHAEL JACKSON ON HIM.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BOY. I'M-A
COME AT YOU AND REARRANGE YOUR FACE...
AND KNOCK THE BLACK OFF YOU.
LET GO, MAN! NOW YOU GONNA
MAKE ME GO JOE JACKSON ON YOU.
YEAH, THAT'S WHEN I GET WITH YOUR SISTER, AND
SHE WRITES A BOOK ABOUT ME 20 YEARS LATER.
NOW GET OUTTA HERE! MAN.
COME ON, ROAM. I
WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE THAT.
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.
WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT
AIN'T MRS. CHARLIE HERSELF.
WHAT AM I BEING FALSELY
ACCUSED OF NOW, YOUR WHITENESS?
UH, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU
MR. HOMEY D. CLOWN?
NO, I'M HARRY D. FROG.
OH! UH, YES, I'VE
HEARD ABOUT YOU.
I'M FROM THE DEPARTMENT
OF SOCIAL SERVICES,
AND I HAVE SOMEONE
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.
THIS IS HOMEY, JR.
HA, HA, HA. SO LET I
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE
THAT THIS KID IS MINE...
JUST BECAUSE YOU SLAP A RED NOSE ON
HIS FACE AND PAINT A SMILE ON HIS LIPS?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- OH!
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, HOMEY, JR.
I KNOW A VERY NICE WHITE FAMILY THAT WOULD
BE ALL TOO THRILLED TO HAVE A LITTLE SON.
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU'RE GONNA LET THEM STICK ME IN SOME
WHITE FAMILY WHO WILL TREAT ME LIKE WEBSTER?
I DON'T THINK SO.
SON! DAD!
WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST THE...
THE BITCH FINALLY
TRACKED ME DOWN.
I GUESS WE GOT A LOT
OF CATCHIN' UP TO DO, SON.
HAVE A SEAT. LET ME
TELL YOU ABOUT WHITEY.
WHOA!
HEY, YOU TWO, COME
ON! DO THE WAVE WITH US.
OH, YEAH, JOIN IN THE FUN
WITH ALL THE NICE FOLKS.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT. STAND UP
AND WAVE OUR HANDS IN THE AIR.
- YEAH, IT'S FUN.
- DEBASE OURSELVES AND
SACRIFICE OUR DIGNITY...
AND ACT LIKE A
JACKASS JUST LIKE YOU.
HA, HA! I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
AND THAT'S THE STORY OF
GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS.
SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT
WOMEN CAN'T BE TRUSTED, HUH, DAD?
NO, WHITE WOMEN
CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
LET'S PLAY A GAME.
OKAY. THIS GAME IS CALLED
"THE MAN'S MONOPOLY."
I'LL BE THE CHEWING GUM,
AND YOU BE THE CHEETO.
OKAY, YOU GO FIRST.
MOVE FIVE SPACES.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
AH, YOU'VE LANDED ON BOBO'S
PARK PLACE. I WANNA BUY IT.
NOW, HOW CAN YOU BUY IT IF
YOU ONLY MAKIN' MINIMUM WAGE,
AND YOU GOT A WIFE AND TWO KIDS,
AND THE MAN'S RAISIN' YOUR RENT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- EXACTLY. SO YOU GO TO JAIL.
BUT SINCE YOU'RE NEW AT THIS, HOMEY'S
GONNA GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.
GO AHEAD, MOVE FIVE MORE SPACES.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
OH, I PASSED GO. COLLECT $200.
YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU PASSED GO, YOU
WAS IN MR. CHARLIE'S NEIGHBORHOOD.
SO YOU GO BACK TO JAIL.
BUT I DON'T WANNA GO TO
JAIL. THIS GAME'S NOT FAIR.
NONE OF THE MAN'S
GAMES ARE FAIR, SON.
I'M SLEEPY, DAD.
WHERE'S MY ROOM?
OH, THAT'S OVER IN THE
WEST WING. FOLLOW ME, SON.
THERE YOU GO.
WILL YOU SING ME A LULLABY, DAD?
NORMALLY, I'D HIT
YOU UPSIDE YOUR HEAD,
BUT SINCE YOU
VISITIN', WHAT THE HELL?
♪ HUSH, LITTLE HOMEY
DON'T SAY A WORD ♪
♪ AIN'T THAT A SIREN
YOU JUST HEARD ♪
♪ HERE COMES A CAR
WITH FLASHIN' LIGHTS ♪
♪ TO ROB LITTLE HOMEY
OF HIS HUMAN RIGHTS ♪
♪ WHICH HAVE BEEN DENIED... ♪ SINCE EVERY
BLACK CLOWN IN THE DAYS OF OUR FOREFATHERS,
WHEN THEY CUT OFF LITTLE KUNTA
KLOWNTE'S FOOT, AND THE MAN...
I'LL GET THAT.
THAT'S FOR THE OPPRESSION
YOU'RE ABOUT TO UNLOAD ON ME.
WELL, I... ACTUALLY, IT SEEMS
THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
I HAVE GOT TO TAKE THE
BOY BACK TO HIS MOTHER.
APPARENTLY, HE, UH,
RAN AWAY FROM HOME.
COME HERE.
SO YOU RAN AWAY FROM HOME, HUH?
YOU TRIED TO USE
HOMEY AS YOUR BACKUP.
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY
AND DECIDED TO PLAY BY YOUR OWN RULES.
I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON.
I GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
THIS IS HOMEY'S FIRST SOCK.
USE IT WISELY, MY SON.
I WILL, FATHER. ARE
THERE OTHERS LIKE US?
YEAH, BUT THEY SCARED
TO PUT ON THE MAKEUP.
WELL, I SUPPOSE THIS IS
WHERE WE HAVE TO HUG...
AND HAVE THAT TENDER
WALT DISNEY MOMENT, HUH?
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO CLUTCH YOUR LEGS
AND CRY AS THEY DRAG ME AWAY FROM YOU.
I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
ISN'T THIS A TOUCHING
SCENE. SHUT UP.
YES. COME HERE.
NOW BOTH OF Y'ALL...
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE
'FORE I KICK YOU DOWN THE STAIRS.
- RIGHT. YES.
- HEY, JUNIOR?
GIVE THAT TO YOUR MAMA.
YO, WHAT'S UP? TONIGHT WE
HAVE FUTURE RECORDS/MCA...
RECORDING ARTIST WRECKX-N-EFFECT
FEATURING TEDDY RILEY.
UNFORTUNATELY, ARKELL
COULDN'T BE HERE TONIGHT.
SO, ARKELL, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
WRECKX-N-EFFECT, "RUMP SHAKER."
OH, YEAH. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS.
ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM.
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YOUR RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ CHECK, BABY, CHECK, BABY
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR ♪ ♪♪
♪ CHECK, BABY, CHECK,
BABY ONE, TWO, THREE ♪
♪ CHECK, BABY,
CHECK, BABY ONE, TWO ♪
♪ CHECK, BABY, CHECK,
BABY ONE, YES, IT'S TEDDY ♪
♪ READY WITH THE
ONE-TWO CHECKER ♪
♪ WRECKX-N-EFFECT IS IN
EFFECTS BUT I'M THE WRECKER ♪
♪ OF THE TRACK 'BOUT THE HONEY
SHAKIN' RUMPS AND THEY BACKS IN ♪
♪ BOOTIES OF THE CUTIES
STEADY SHAKIN' BUT RELAXIN' ♪
♪ THE ACTION IS PACKED
IN A JAM LIKE A CLOSET ♪
♪ BEATS BOUND TO GET YOU
UP COLD FLOWIN' LIKE A FAUCET ♪
♪ NOT MEANT TO MAKE YOU SIT
NOT MEANT TO MAKE YOU JUMP ♪
♪ BUT YEP, MAKE THE HOTTIES IN
THE PARTIES SHAKE THEIR RUMP ♪
♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU
COMB YOUR HAIR ♪
♪ I LIKE THE STYLISH
CLOTHES YOU WEAR ♪
♪ IT'S JUST THE LITTLE
THINGS YOU DO ♪
♪ THAT MAKES TED WANNA
GET WITH YOU, COME ON ♪ YEAH!
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM
ZOOM-ZOOM AND A POOM-POOM ♪
♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM
ZOOM-ZOOM AND A POOM-POOM ♪
♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM
ZOOM-ZOOM AND A POOM-POOM ♪
♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT SHAKE IT,
NOW SHAKE IT ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT ♪
♪ SHE CAN SPEND EVERY
BIRTHDAY BUTT NAKED ♪ ♪ NAKED ♪
♪ BODY IS SOFT MAKIN' ME WANNA
SQUISH HER ♪ ♪ SQUISH HER ♪
♪ MORE JUST THAN A GAME A RUMPER
LIKE A SUBWOOFER ♪ ♪ WOOFER ♪
♪ SHAKE IT TO THE LEFT ♪
♪ SHAKE IT ♪
♪ SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT ♪
♪ RIGHT ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS
ZOOM-A-ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM ♪ ♪ LEFT ♪
♪ COME ON, PASS THE POOM-POOM
SEND IT TO POPPA ♪ ♪ POPPA ♪
♪ SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT, BABY
SHAKE IT, DON'T STOP-A ♪ ♪ STOP-A ♪
♪ LET ME SEE YOU DO
THE BOOTY HOP ♪ ♪ HOP ♪
♪ AND NOW MAKE THE BOOTY STOP ♪
♪ STOP ♪
♪ NOW DROP AND DO THE
BOOTY WOP ♪ ♪ OOH ♪
♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKIN'
YOUR GRILLES REALLY KILLS ♪
♪ IT'S MAKIN' BROTHERS
DROP A WHOLE LOT OF BILLS ♪
♪ BUT I AIN'T INTO
TRICKIN' JUST TO TREATIN' ♪
♪ AND I AIN'T INTO TREATIN'
EVERY CHICK THAT I'M MEETIN' ♪
♪ NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ♪
♪ YEAH, SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT DARLIN',
SHAKE IT LIKE THIS ♪ ♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE... ♪♪
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
WELCOME TO THE
DYSFUNCTIONAL HOME SHOW.
NOW YOUR HOST,
GRANDPA JACK MAGEE.
OH.
HI, FRIENDS,
AND WELCOME TO THE
DYSFUNCTIONAL HOME SHOW...
WHERE WE TEACH YOU HOW TO
LIVE THE DYSFUNCTIONAL LIFESTYLE.
ARE YOU READY FOR DYSFUNCTION?
GREAT. I'M ALL DEAD INSIDE.
OH, LOOK. LOOK WHO'S HERE.
IT'S MY PRIDE AND JOY.
DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS.
DADDY, YOU'RE DRINKING AGAIN.
COURSE I'M DRINKIN'.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
I CAN FORGET...
THE WAY YOU BROKE
YOUR MOTHER'S HEART.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE
REASON SHE LEFT ME.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT YOU
WERE A HOOKER IN JUNIOR HIGH.
I THOUGHT ALL SEVENTH GRADERS
HAD A BEEPER AND A MINK COAT.
SLUT!
I GOTTA GO, DAD.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
BUT BEFORE YOU GO, GIVE
YOUR DAD SOME SUGAR.
OH, DAD.
I'M SEEING SOMEBODY, DAD!
SEE YOU LATER.
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL TOUGH LOVE.
AREN'T WE JUST THE MODEL FAMILY?
THAT IS THE NUMBER
ONE LESSON FOR TODAY:
DENIAL IS THE KEY TO A
DYSFUNCTIONAL LIFESTYLE.
WRITE IT DOWN OR SEND
FOR THE MANUSCRIPT.
OKAY. NOW...
WE'RE GONNA DO SOME
DYSFUNCTIONAL COOKING.
WHERE'S THE FOOD?
CHECK THE CUPBOARD, DAD.
I KNOW WHERE IT IS!
THAT'S MY SON, THE BIG DIRECTOR!
THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN ME
'CAUSE I HAVE A DRINK NOW AND AGAIN.
SON, YOU'RE NOTHIN', AND
YOU'LL NEVER BE NOTHIN'.
AHA! THERE IT IS!
PORK AND BEANS. PORK AND BEANS!
IN A DYSFUNCTIONAL
HOME, YOU GOTTA HAVE 'EM.
MY EX WIFE USED
TO COOK FOR ME...
TILL SHE STARTED LISTENING
TO HER HIGH SOCIETY FRIENDS.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE CAN'T
TAKE A PUNCH ANYMORE.
STARTS USIN' FANCY WORDS...
LIKE "SELF-ESTEEM"...
AND "CODEPENDENCE."
OKAY, THAT... THAT'S JUST
ABOUT READY FOR THE OVEN.
I GOTTA REMEMBER TO
PREHEAT THIS SUCKER.
THE OVEN, DAD. THAT
IS A REFRIGERATOR.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS!
NOTHIN'.
OKAY, NOW...
WHILE THAT IS SLOWLY SIMMERING,
I CAN ALWAYS FIND
SOMETHING USEFUL TO DO...
WITH THIS OTHER OVEN.
WHERE IS THAT GOOD-FOR-NOTHIN',
BOOZE-SUCKIN' SON OF MINE?
JACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
COOKIN' PORK AND BEANS?
PORK AND BEANS!
HEY!
I'M TRYING TO KILL MYSELF.
WELL, YOU GOTTA
PUT THE OVEN ON HIGH.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT!
YOU'RE A LOSER!
YOUR BROTHER, BOBBY,
KNEW HOW TO KILL HIMSELF.
HE WAS A REAL MAN.
BUT NOT YOU. OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T EVEN
GAS YOURSELF RIGHT.
YOU ARE A FAILURE, AND YOU'LL
NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'.
NOBODY LOVES YOU.
NOBODY!
DAD, DAD, THAT'S THE OVEN TIMER.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
IT'S THE OVEN TIMER.
OH, YES. THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.
BUT WATCH OUT, 'CAUSE
THAT PLATE IS AWFUL HOT.
NOW... ALL WE HAVE TO DO...
IS PUT A LIT...
WE JUST HAVE TO ADD A LIT...
WE JUST HAVE TO PUT A
LITTLE BIT OF GARNISH ON IT.
THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU HAVE IT.
PORK AND BEANS.
PORK AND BEANS!
NOW I CAN HAVE THIS
NICE, SUMPTUOUS MEAL...
WHEN I COME BACK FROM MY DRIVE.
WOULD YOU STOP HIM, STEVEN!
GRANDPA, NO! HEY,
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
GET OFF ME, YA SONS OF
BITCHES! GIVE ME THE KEYS!
I'LL KILL YA! COME ON!
THIS IS LESSON NUMBER FIVE:
TAKE EVERYBODY
ELSE DOWN WITH YOU!
THIS HAS BEEN THE
DYSFUNCTIONAL HOME SHOW...
WITH YOUR GRAMP
HOST, GRANDPA JACK.
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
OH, YES, THANK YOU FOR SAVIN'
OUR PLACES, LADY. APPRECIATE THAT.
WHO ARE YOU? SMURFS?
OH. OH, WE GOT A REAL
LIVE COMEDIAN HERE.
SHE KINDA CUTE. SHE KINDA CUTE.
DON'T THEY REMIND YOU OF TWO LITTLE
COCOA PUFFS? YEAH, THEY SURE DO.
AND YOU KNOW I JUST GET
CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS.
I JUST GO CUCKOO
FOR COCOA PUFFS.
WORD, I'M ABOUT TO GO IN AND
PULL THE PRIZE RIGHT OUTTA THE BOX.
- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'.
- DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?
YO, MY NAME IS TONY ROAM.
ROAM AROUND 'EM, ROAM.
ROAM AROUND 'EM, ROAM.
AH, YEAH. AND THIS MY
MAN, SNUFF ALOFUGUS.
CHEESE!
YO, YO, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE ABOUT
TO GO BRADY BUNCH ON BOTH OF Y'ALL.
- ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪
- PLEASE, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME
SICK ALL OVER MY NEW OUTFIT.
BESIDES, HERE
COMES MY BABY. BABY?
YO, SLIM, YOU TALKIN' TO
MY GIRL OR WHAT? HUH?
UH-OH, SNUFF. UH-OH.
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT COMPANY.
WHAT YOU 'ONNA DO?
WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M GONNA WHOOP
YOU SO BAD, YOUR MAMA'S GONNA FEEL IT.
THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN. OH, MY MOMS!
MY MOMS! YEAH, YOUR
MOMS! YOUR MOMS!
HE GOT ME CRYIN', ROAM.
COME HERE, BABY BOY.
HE GOT ME CRYIN'.
COME TO PAPA ROAM.
AHHH. HE GOT ME CRYIN'.
SHH! SHH! HE GOT
ME CRYIN', ROAM!
♪ HUSH LITTLE SNUFFY
DON'T YOU CRY ♪
♪ ROAM IS GONNA POP
THEM IN EACH EYE ♪♪
THAT OLD PUNK WENT
H. ROSS PEROT ON US.
I THOUGHT HE WASN'T
GONNA RUN, AND HE DID.
HO, HO. COME NO, MAN.
GO GET HIM. HO,
HO, HO, HO, HO, MAN.
YO, WHAT'S UP, MAN? WHO
ARE YOU? I'M THE BOUNCER.
WELL, YOU BETTER BOUNCE YOUR
BIG ASS OUTTA MY WAY. YO, NO, NO.
AH, THAT'S IT, MAN. YOU DONE DONE
IT. I'M ABOUT TO GO REDD FOXX ON YOU.
OH, WHAT'S THAT? UH-OH.
THAT'S... COME ON. UH-OH.
COME ON. HE GONNA GO REDD FOXX.
THAT'S WHERE HE BEATS YOU DOWN...
WHILE I GO TAKE THE
REST OF YOUR STUFF.
THAT'S RIGHT, BOY. I'LL
LEAVE YOU SCARED SAYIN',
"OH, THEY'RE COMIN', ELIZABETH.
THIS THE BIG ONE. IT'S COMIN'.
IT'S COMIN'." HEY, FORGET
IT, MAN. I TOLD YOU, MAN.
YOU PUNKS AIN'T GETTIN' IN
HERE. OH, YOU DONE DONE IT.
HE'S MAD NOW. SNUFF IS
CRAZY. THIS BOY IS CRAZY.
THIS BOY'S A FOOL. I'M TELLIN'
YOU, SNUFF. YO, YO, GO CRAZY.
GO HULK HOGAN ON HIM, SNUFF!
THIS BOY IS CRAZY.
I'M TELLIN' YOU.
- GO PLAYBOY. GO PLAYBOY ON HIM, SNUFF.
- PLAYBOY.
OH, YEAH, NOW PENTHOUSE.
GO PENTHOUSE ON HIM, SNUFF.
OHH, TAKE SOME OF
THAT. TAKE SOME OF THAT.
YO, BOY, I SAID YOU CAN'T COME IN. WHY
DON'T Y'ALL COME BACK ON SISSY NIGHT?
OH, MAN. SEE, NOW I WOULDN'T
EVEN TAKE THAT. UH-HUH.
IF I WAS YOU, STRAIGHT UP, I'D
GO MICHAEL JACKSON ON HIM.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BOY. I'M-A
COME AT YOU AND REARRANGE YOUR FACE...
AND KNOCK THE BLACK OFF YOU.
LET GO, MAN! NOW YOU GONNA
MAKE ME GO JOE JACKSON ON YOU.
YEAH, THAT'S WHEN I GET WITH YOUR SISTER, AND
SHE WRITES A BOOK ABOUT ME 20 YEARS LATER.
NOW GET OUTTA HERE! MAN.
COME ON, ROAM. I
WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE THAT.
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.
WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT
AIN'T MRS. CHARLIE HERSELF.
WHAT AM I BEING FALSELY
ACCUSED OF NOW, YOUR WHITENESS?
UH, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU
MR. HOMEY D. CLOWN?
NO, I'M HARRY D. FROG.
OH! UH, YES, I'VE
HEARD ABOUT YOU.
I'M FROM THE DEPARTMENT
OF SOCIAL SERVICES,
AND I HAVE SOMEONE
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.
THIS IS HOMEY, JR.
HA, HA, HA. SO LET I
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE
THAT THIS KID IS MINE...
JUST BECAUSE YOU SLAP A RED NOSE ON
HIS FACE AND PAINT A SMILE ON HIS LIPS?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- OH!
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, HOMEY, JR.
I KNOW A VERY NICE WHITE FAMILY THAT WOULD
BE ALL TOO THRILLED TO HAVE A LITTLE SON.
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU'RE GONNA LET THEM STICK ME IN SOME
WHITE FAMILY WHO WILL TREAT ME LIKE WEBSTER?
I DON'T THINK SO.
SON! DAD!
WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST THE...
THE BITCH FINALLY
TRACKED ME DOWN.
I GUESS WE GOT A LOT
OF CATCHIN' UP TO DO, SON.
HAVE A SEAT. LET ME
TELL YOU ABOUT WHITEY.
WHOA!
HEY, YOU TWO, COME
ON! DO THE WAVE WITH US.
OH, YEAH, JOIN IN THE FUN
WITH ALL THE NICE FOLKS.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT. STAND UP
AND WAVE OUR HANDS IN THE AIR.
- YEAH, IT'S FUN.
- DEBASE OURSELVES AND
SACRIFICE OUR DIGNITY...
AND ACT LIKE A
JACKASS JUST LIKE YOU.
HA, HA! I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
AND THAT'S THE STORY OF
GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS.
SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT
WOMEN CAN'T BE TRUSTED, HUH, DAD?
NO, WHITE WOMEN
CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
LET'S PLAY A GAME.
OKAY. THIS GAME IS CALLED
"THE MAN'S MONOPOLY."
I'LL BE THE CHEWING GUM,
AND YOU BE THE CHEETO.
OKAY, YOU GO FIRST.
MOVE FIVE SPACES.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
AH, YOU'VE LANDED ON BOBO'S
PARK PLACE. I WANNA BUY IT.
NOW, HOW CAN YOU BUY IT IF
YOU ONLY MAKIN' MINIMUM WAGE,
AND YOU GOT A WIFE AND TWO KIDS,
AND THE MAN'S RAISIN' YOUR RENT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- EXACTLY. SO YOU GO TO JAIL.
BUT SINCE YOU'RE NEW AT THIS, HOMEY'S
GONNA GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.
GO AHEAD, MOVE FIVE MORE SPACES.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
OH, I PASSED GO. COLLECT $200.
YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU PASSED GO, YOU
WAS IN MR. CHARLIE'S NEIGHBORHOOD.
SO YOU GO BACK TO JAIL.
BUT I DON'T WANNA GO TO
JAIL. THIS GAME'S NOT FAIR.
NONE OF THE MAN'S
GAMES ARE FAIR, SON.
I'M SLEEPY, DAD.
WHERE'S MY ROOM?
OH, THAT'S OVER IN THE
WEST WING. FOLLOW ME, SON.
THERE YOU GO.
WILL YOU SING ME A LULLABY, DAD?
NORMALLY, I'D HIT
YOU UPSIDE YOUR HEAD,
BUT SINCE YOU
VISITIN', WHAT THE HELL?
♪ HUSH, LITTLE HOMEY
DON'T SAY A WORD ♪
♪ AIN'T THAT A SIREN
YOU JUST HEARD ♪
♪ HERE COMES A CAR
WITH FLASHIN' LIGHTS ♪
♪ TO ROB LITTLE HOMEY
OF HIS HUMAN RIGHTS ♪
♪ WHICH HAVE BEEN DENIED... ♪ SINCE EVERY
BLACK CLOWN IN THE DAYS OF OUR FOREFATHERS,
WHEN THEY CUT OFF LITTLE KUNTA
KLOWNTE'S FOOT, AND THE MAN...
I'LL GET THAT.
THAT'S FOR THE OPPRESSION
YOU'RE ABOUT TO UNLOAD ON ME.
WELL, I... ACTUALLY, IT SEEMS
THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
I HAVE GOT TO TAKE THE
BOY BACK TO HIS MOTHER.
APPARENTLY, HE, UH,
RAN AWAY FROM HOME.
COME HERE.
SO YOU RAN AWAY FROM HOME, HUH?
YOU TRIED TO USE
HOMEY AS YOUR BACKUP.
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY
AND DECIDED TO PLAY BY YOUR OWN RULES.
I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON.
I GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
THIS IS HOMEY'S FIRST SOCK.
USE IT WISELY, MY SON.
I WILL, FATHER. ARE
THERE OTHERS LIKE US?
YEAH, BUT THEY SCARED
TO PUT ON THE MAKEUP.
WELL, I SUPPOSE THIS IS
WHERE WE HAVE TO HUG...
AND HAVE THAT TENDER
WALT DISNEY MOMENT, HUH?
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO CLUTCH YOUR LEGS
AND CRY AS THEY DRAG ME AWAY FROM YOU.
I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
ISN'T THIS A TOUCHING
SCENE. SHUT UP.
YES. COME HERE.
NOW BOTH OF Y'ALL...
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE
'FORE I KICK YOU DOWN THE STAIRS.
- RIGHT. YES.
- HEY, JUNIOR?
GIVE THAT TO YOUR MAMA.
YO, WHAT'S UP? TONIGHT WE
HAVE FUTURE RECORDS/MCA...
RECORDING ARTIST WRECKX-N-EFFECT
FEATURING TEDDY RILEY.
UNFORTUNATELY, ARKELL
COULDN'T BE HERE TONIGHT.
SO, ARKELL, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
WRECKX-N-EFFECT, "RUMP SHAKER."
OH, YEAH. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS.
ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM.
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YOUR RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ CHECK, BABY, CHECK, BABY
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR ♪ ♪♪
♪ CHECK, BABY, CHECK,
BABY ONE, TWO, THREE ♪
♪ CHECK, BABY,
CHECK, BABY ONE, TWO ♪
♪ CHECK, BABY, CHECK,
BABY ONE, YES, IT'S TEDDY ♪
♪ READY WITH THE
ONE-TWO CHECKER ♪
♪ WRECKX-N-EFFECT IS IN
EFFECTS BUT I'M THE WRECKER ♪
♪ OF THE TRACK 'BOUT THE HONEY
SHAKIN' RUMPS AND THEY BACKS IN ♪
♪ BOOTIES OF THE CUTIES
STEADY SHAKIN' BUT RELAXIN' ♪
♪ THE ACTION IS PACKED
IN A JAM LIKE A CLOSET ♪
♪ BEATS BOUND TO GET YOU
UP COLD FLOWIN' LIKE A FAUCET ♪
♪ NOT MEANT TO MAKE YOU SIT
NOT MEANT TO MAKE YOU JUMP ♪
♪ BUT YEP, MAKE THE HOTTIES IN
THE PARTIES SHAKE THEIR RUMP ♪
♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU
COMB YOUR HAIR ♪
♪ I LIKE THE STYLISH
CLOTHES YOU WEAR ♪
♪ IT'S JUST THE LITTLE
THINGS YOU DO ♪
♪ THAT MAKES TED WANNA
GET WITH YOU, COME ON ♪ YEAH!
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM
ZOOM-ZOOM AND A POOM-POOM ♪
♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM
ZOOM-ZOOM AND A POOM-POOM ♪
♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM
ZOOM-ZOOM AND A POOM-POOM ♪
♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT SHAKE IT,
NOW SHAKE IT ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT ♪
♪ SHE CAN SPEND EVERY
BIRTHDAY BUTT NAKED ♪ ♪ NAKED ♪
♪ BODY IS SOFT MAKIN' ME WANNA
SQUISH HER ♪ ♪ SQUISH HER ♪
♪ MORE JUST THAN A GAME A RUMPER
LIKE A SUBWOOFER ♪ ♪ WOOFER ♪
♪ SHAKE IT TO THE LEFT ♪
♪ SHAKE IT ♪
♪ SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT ♪
♪ RIGHT ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS
ZOOM-A-ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM ♪ ♪ LEFT ♪
♪ COME ON, PASS THE POOM-POOM
SEND IT TO POPPA ♪ ♪ POPPA ♪
♪ SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT, BABY
SHAKE IT, DON'T STOP-A ♪ ♪ STOP-A ♪
♪ LET ME SEE YOU DO
THE BOOTY HOP ♪ ♪ HOP ♪
♪ AND NOW MAKE THE BOOTY STOP ♪
♪ STOP ♪
♪ NOW DROP AND DO THE
BOOTY WOP ♪ ♪ OOH ♪
♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKIN'
YOUR GRILLES REALLY KILLS ♪
♪ IT'S MAKIN' BROTHERS
DROP A WHOLE LOT OF BILLS ♪
♪ BUT I AIN'T INTO
TRICKIN' JUST TO TREATIN' ♪
♪ AND I AIN'T INTO TREATIN'
EVERY CHICK THAT I'M MEETIN' ♪
♪ NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ♪
♪ YEAH, SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT DARLIN',
SHAKE IT LIKE THIS ♪ ♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE YA RUMP ♪
♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM-ZOOM
AND A POOM-POOM ♪ ♪ JUST SHAKE... ♪♪