In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 4, Episode 15 - Forever Silky - full transcript

DAY 37. THE FOOD RAN
OUT TWO WEEKS AGO.

OUR ONLY HOPE FOR SURVIVAL WAS TO
CONSUME THE OTHER VICTIMS OF THE CRASH.

THEN, THIS MORNING, WE
SAW A FIGURE ON THE HORIZON.

AT LONG LAST, COULD
THIS BE OUR SALVATION?

OH, THANK GOD YOU'VE
COME TO HELP US!

THAT'S RIGHT!

I'VE COME TO HELP YOU TRIM
DOWN TO A SLIMMER, HEALTHIER YOU!

RICHARD SIMMONS?
OH, MY GOODNESS!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GIVE ME THAT BUTT!

YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO
EAT AT JACK IN THE BOX.

OOH! I GOT A HAIR IN MY MOUTH.



THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR EATING ITALIAN.

I'VE BEEN EATIN' BRAINS
MYSELF. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?

A MIND IS A TERRIBLE
THING TO TASTE.

I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING THAT'S
GOING TO CHANGE YOUR LIVES.

THE RICHARD SIMMONS
PLAN A MEAL SYSTEM.

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

YOU EAT A PERSON FROM ECONOMY CLASS FOR
BREAKFAST... YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM...

SOMEONE IN COACH
FOR LUNCH... OOH...

AND A SENSIBLE, FIRST-CLASS
PASSENGER FOR DINNER.

OH, TA-TA.

- I LIKE DARK MEAT.
- THEN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO FIND PASSENGER 57.

SEE HOW EASY IT IS?

OW!

FOOD CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.



BUT THIS FOOD WAS MY FRIEND.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

NOW, GET OFF THOSE
PATOOTIES. IT'S TIME TO EXERCISE!

I THINK I'M ALONE HERE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A
BIG, STRONG SOCCER TEAM.

HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

COME ON!

LET'S PLAY A GAME!

YOU BETTER TRY TO STOP ME!

I'M GONNA SCORE!

TONY!

OOPS. I ALMOST FORGOT.

YOU SHOULDN'T
PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD,

NOT WHEN YOU CAN
EXERCISE WITH IT!

LOOK! I FOUND A THIGH MASTER!

I CAN FEEL MY BUNS
TURNING TO STEEL.

GEE, RICHARD, YOU'RE REALLY
STARTIN' TO LOOK GOOD TO ME NOW.

YOU BET I AM.

- NICE AND LEAN.
- THANKS!

SUCCULENT. STOP
IT. I'M BLUSHING.

DELICIOUS. UH-OH.

SOMEONE'S COMBINING
FRUITS WITH THEIR PROTEINS.

WE NEVER FORGOT RICHARD
AND ALL HE DID FOR US.

HE WAS THE FIRST HOT
MEAL WE'D HAD IN WEEKS.

HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?

HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?

HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪

♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪

♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪

♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪

♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪

♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪

♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪

♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪

♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪

♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪

♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪

♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪

♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪

♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪

HI. MY NAME IS LOOMIS SIMMONS.

HAVE YOU EVER SPENT HUNDREDS
OF DOLLARS GOING TO THE GYMS?

HAVE YOU SPENT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
ON FANCY HOME EXERCISE EQUIPMENT?

I HOPE SO, 'CAUSE
NOW YOU CAN SPEND...

A LITTLE BIT MORE ON THE NEW...

LOOMIS SIMMONS POWER STRETCH.

NOW, THESE OTHER MACHINES
HAVE LOTS OF MOVIN' PARTS,

HUNDREDS OF PARTS
THAT CAN BREAK.

THE POWER STRETCH
IS SIMPLICITY ITSELF.

IT LOOK LIKE AN ORDINARY
SPRING, BUT HOW COULD IT BE?

SPRINGS DON'T COST THIS MUCH.

NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU A FEW
OF THE EXERCISES YOU CAN DO...

WITH THE LOOMIS
SIMMONS POWER STRETCH.

THERE'S THE BEND,

THE UPWARD BEND,

THE DOWNWARD BEND.

NOW, DON'T CONFUSE THESE WITH THE TRADITIONAL
BEND. THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

AND, MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL,
THERE'S THE WOBBLE. OOH, YEAH.

SEE, THIS WILL TRIM ALL THE FAT FROM ALL
UP UNDER YOUR ARMS AND YOUR STOMACH,

AND IT'LL KEEP YOU
FROM GETTIN' CANCER.

NOW, THERE ARE 20
DIFFERENT EXERCISES IN ALL,

THOUGH I DID HAVE TO REPEAT A
FEW JUST TO MAKE 'EM COME OUT EVEN.

BUT, HECK, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

LISTEN TO WHAT A FEW OF MY
SATISFIED CUSTOMERS HAVE TO SAY.

MY BREASTS ARE FIRMER
THAN THEY'VE BEEN IN YEARS,

THANKS TO POWER STRETCH.

AFTER LONG DAY CHOPPING SUEY,

THE POWER STRETCH
IS PERFECT EXERCISE.

I'M WITH THEM. YOU KNOW,
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY TO ME,

"LOOMIS SIMMONS, WHY CAN'T I
JUST GO TO THE HARDWARE STORE,

BUY ME A SPRING OF MY
OWN FOR A LOT LESS MONEY?"

AND I SAY, "SHUT
UP!" LET'S FACE FACTS.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA STICK
WITH ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM.

SO WHY BUY SOMETHIN' THAT'S JUST
GONNA TAKE UP THE WHOLE ROOM?

BUT THE POWER STRETCH,
ALL YOU GOT TO DO...

IS STICK IT IN THE CLOSET
AND FORGET IT'S THERE.

THE POWER STRETCH IS $99.95.

BUT, IF YOU ORDER NOW, I'M
GONNA INCLUDE MY SPECIAL...

LOOMIS SIMMONS
SUBLIMINAL WEIGHT LOSS TAPE.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS PLAY THIS
IN THE BACKGROUND ALL DAY,

AND YOU WILL LOSE THE URGE
TO EAT UNHEALTHY FOODS.

YO, FATTY. BIG, SALT PORK BUTT.

THIS TAPE ALONE IS WORTH
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.

BUT I'M NOT DONE! I'M NOT
DONE! I'M GOIN' CRAZY TODAY!

IF YOU ORDER TODAY, I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU FREE OF CHARGE...

THE POWER MINI-STRETCH.

YES, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU USE THIS
WHEN YOU'RE WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET,

ON THE BUS, AFTER WORK,
ANYTIME, IN YOUR CAR.

THAT'S RIGHT. HAVE THE
BODY YOU ALWAYS DREAMED OF.

OR, AT LEAST, HAVE A SPRING.

♪♪ WELCOME TO THE INFO GROUP,

WHERE THE STARS OF CABLE
TELEVISION'S MOST POPULAR INFOMERCIALS...

TACKLE TODAY'S TOUGHEST ISSUES.

AND, NOW, HERE'S YOUR
MODERATOR, JUICY JAY KORNISH!

♪♪

HI! JUICE MAN HERE, ALONG
WITH OUR PANEL OF EXPERTS...

DIONNE WARWICK,
PSYCHIC FRIENDS LINE;

JESSICA HAHN, FANTASY LOVE LINE;

ROSCOE POPEIL,
INCREDIBLE INVENTIONS;

AND CHER, CHER FITNESS SYSTEMS.

THE WAR IN BOSNIA.
DIONNE, WHAT ABOUT BOSNIA?

ONE MOMENT, JAY.

WELL, MY PSYCHIC FRIEND SAID THE WAR
IN BOSNIA IS IN FOR A STORMY FEBRUARY,

BUT WATCH OUT FOR ROMANCE
AND JOB OPPORTUNITY ON THE 8th.

CHER?

OH, I THINK THE BOSNIANS
WILL DEFINITELY PREVAIL.

THEY'VE GOT THAT SORT OF
UPPER-BODY DEFINITION AND HARD BUNS...

THAT CAN ONLY
COME FROM... WHOO...

A GOOD DIET, EXERCISE, AND A
SCIENTIFICALLY-DESIGNED AEROBIC WORKOUT.

WHO SAYS ALL BIMBOS ARE
BLONDE? ROSCOE, BOSNIA?

WELL, NOW, DO YOU SEE
THIS BALD SPOT HERE? HUH?

YOU SEE IT? DO YOU SEE IT?

WELL, WATCH THIS,
HUH? WATCH THIS.

OH, MY EYES! HUH? WHAT DO
YOU SAY NOW? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WHAT ABOUT THE BOSNIANS, ROSCOE?

THE BOSNIANS, SERBS... IT WORKS ON
EVERYBODY. WHAT'S YOUR SOLUTION, JAY?

I SAY WE JUICE 'EM.

THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF A JUICE WEASEL.

IT'S PATENTED FILTERING SYSTEM
SEPARATES THE BOSNIANS FROM THE SERBS.

JESSICA, BOSNIA...
WHAT DO WE DO?

WELL, IT'S FUNNY
YOU SHOULD ASK, JAY,

BECAUSE I RECENTLY
WENT TO BOSNIA...

TO TALK TO SOME OF
THE PEOPLE THERE.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

HI, GIRLS. TELL US
YOUR SECRET FANTASY.

WELL, I GUESS MY
FANTASY WOULD BE... YEAH?

TO FALL INTO A FOXHOLE... RIGHT.

WITH A REALLY SENSITIVE,
HANDSOME SERB. RIGHT.

THEN, WHILE WE'RE IN
THE FOXHOLE... YEAH?

YOU KNOW.

THAT'S GREAT.

SOMALIA. CHER?

WELL, YOU CAN NEVER
BE TOO RICH OR TOO THIN,

SO THEY'RE ALREADY
HALFWAY THERE.

JESSICA, MOGADISHU.

OH. GESUNDHEIT.

I'VE JUICED GRAPES
BIGGER THAN YOUR BRAIN.

NOW, WHAT IS IT THE
SOMALIANS NEED?

FIBER, VITAMINS, MINERALS...
THE SOURCE OF LIFE.

AND IT'S RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOISES.
ACTUALLY, IT'S UNDER THEIR FEET.

SAND! WITH JUST A LITTLE
INGENUITY AND A JUICER,

YOU CAN TURN A
DESERT INTO A DESSERT.

THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THE WEASEL.

MMM! FAMINE?

FRANKLY, I DON'T SEE
THE PROBLEM. ROSCOE?

JUICER JAY, I'M GONNA TAKE
AN APPLE. NOW, LOOK AT THIS.

A HALF-EATEN APPLE.

NOW, WATCH. WHAT IF YOU COULD
MAKE THIS APPLE WHOLE AGAIN?

WATCH IT. OH, MY EYES!

HUH? HUH? WHAT DO YOU
SAY, HUH? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WHAT DO YOU SAY? I SAY,
PREDICTIONS. DIONNE?

I PREDICT ELVIS WILL REAPPEAR,
ALIENS WILL VISIT THE WHITE HOUSE,

AND, WILT CHAMBERLAIN,
DON'T WORRY.

IT'S ONLY A RASH.

WILT, CALL ME LATER.
WE'LL TALK JUICE. CHER?

MY NEXT BOYFRIEND WILL
BE BORN ON TUESDAY. WHOO!

YOU'RE A TRAMP. ROSCOE?

I PREDICT THAT THESE LADIES WILL FIND
MY NEW UNDERARM HAIR IRRESISTIBLE.

OUTRAGE OF THE WEEK. DIONNE?

- SAFEWAY WOULDN'T CASH
MY CHECK.
- CHER?

I'M CARRYIN' MACAULAY
CULKIN'S BABY. WHOO!

FINAL COMMENTS. JESSICA?

- UH, MY NIPPLES HURT.
- ROSCOE?

I'M GETTIN' HIGH OFF
THESE PAINT FUMES.

YOU'RE ALL NUTS! I CAN FLY, MAN!

YOU'RE CRAZY! INFO GROUP,
NEXT WEEK: ECONOMIC SUMMIT.

AND JUICE, JUICE, JUICE, JUICE!

SEE YA!

♪♪

FUNDING FOR THIS PROGRAM
PROVIDED BY THE CHUBB GROUP...

NOT A FOUNDATION, JUST
A BUNCH OF FAT GUYS.

♪♪

♪ YOU KNOW WHY
IT'S A COLD WORLD ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M IN IT ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE I GO ♪

♪ A FREAKIN' IN STEREO ♪

♪ THERE'S A BEAT GOIN' ON ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE
BIGGEST IN SHOW ♪

♪ GOT BLOOD ON MY
HANDS GOT TIME TO KILL ♪

♪ I'M A MENACE TO SOCIETY YEAH ♪

♪ WHEN YOU SEE ME IN YOUR
HOOD BET I'M UP TO NO GOOD ♪

♪ I'M A MENACE TO SOCIETY YEAH ♪

♪ YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME, BOY ♪

♪ I'M A MENACE TO SOCIETY I'M
NOT A MAN TO BE PLAYED WITH ♪

♪ GOT TIME TO KILL ♪♪

THIS WEEK, IN LIVING
COLOR ASKS THE QUESTION,

WHAT IF BOB HOPE WERE BLACK?

WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

I WANT Y'ALL TO PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR THIS NEXT BROTHER COMIN' TO THE STAGE.

GIVE IT UP FOR
MR. BOB HOPE, Y'ALL!

♪♪

YEAH. HEY, THIS IS BOB "DEF
COMEDY JAM" HOPE HERE,

AND I'M ONE ANGRY
BROTHER, I WANNA TELL YOU.

HEY, I'M GETTIN' KIND OF TIRED
OF WHITE PEOPLE THINKIN'...

I'M GONNA STEAL SOMETHIN'
JUST 'CAUSE I'M BLACK.

HEY, WHAT UP WITH
THAT, HUH? YEAH.

YEAH. HEY, I WAS IN THE
STORE THE OTHER DAY.

THIS SALESLADY WAS FOLLOWING ME SO
CLOSE. FINALLY, I TURNED AROUND AND SAID,

"HEY, LOOK, BITCH. WHY DON'T YOU
HOP ON? I'LL GIVE YOU A PIGGYBACK RIDE."

YEAH.

YEAH, BUT... HEY, HOW
ABOUT THESE WHITE GIRLS?

AIN'T THEY SOMETHIN'? YEAH, THEY
REALLY GO FOR US BROTHERS, DON'T THEY?

THAT'S 'CAUSE BROTHERS
KNOW HOW TO DO THE NASTY.

YEAH! YOU KNOW WHAT
THE NASTY IS, DON'T YA?

YEAH. THAT'S THE WILD
THING WITH AN ATTITUDE.

SEE, BROTHERS LIKE TO TAKE OUR
TIME WITH THE LADIES, DON'T WE?

YEAH. MAN, I'M
TELLING YOU, IT'S WILD.

WE CAN STICK... HANUKKAH.
HEY, PEACE! I'M OUTTA HERE!

♪♪

SGT. STACEY KOON AND OTHER MEMBERS
OF THE LOS ANGELES POLICE FORCE...

WILL SOON FACE
THEIR SECOND TRIAL...

REGARDING THE VIOLATION
OF THE CIVIL RIGHTS...

OF MOTORIST RODNEY KING.

♪♪ TONIGHT, WE PRESENT
THIS SPECIAL EDITION...

OF SGT. STACEY KOON ON COPS.

I'M SGT. STACEY KOON,
LOS ANGELES POLICE.

MY JOB IS TO RIGHT THE WRONGS,

MAKE THE SYSTEM WORK,

SUBDUE SUSPICIOUS
SUBJECTS BY THE SEASHORE.

SORRY A-ABOUT THE SPITTLE.

UH-OH.

THIS IS CAR 667. I'VE JUST
SIGHTED A SUSPICIOUS MALE BLACK...

EXCEEDING THE SPEED
LIMIT SUBSTANTIALLY.

HE'S ABOUT SEVEN FEET
TALL WITH THE STRENGTH...

OF SIX PSYCHOTIC
SAILORS ON STEROIDS.

I COULD NEED AIR SUPPORT.

WHAT'S YOUR LOCATION?

HEADING SOUTH ON
MISSISSIPPI. SPELL THAT, PLEASE.

M-I-S-S-I... HEY!

CUT THAT OUT, YOU GUYS.

I'LL HANDLE THIS MYSELF.

OKAY, UP AGAINST THE
WALL, FOOTBALL WILLIAMS.

WOW! ARE YOU A
REAL POLICE OFFICER?

WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
REALITY, FANTASY.

ITS ALL THE SAME
TO YOU DUST-HEADS.

OH. WHAT DO YOU CALL
THIS, MR. MACHINE GUN KELLY?

IT'S A WATER PISTOL...
A SUPER SOAKER.

A SUPER SOAKER? A SUPER SOAKER?

THAT'S A SEMIAUTOMATIC
SIDEARM IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE!

NOW, YOU GET IN THE SQUAD CAR,

OR YOU'LL BE PLAYING
TASER TAG INTO NEXT WEEK!

GET IN!

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

IT'S BRUTAL OUT THERE. ♪♪

COPS. IT'S FILMED ON
LOCATION AS IT HAPPENS.

ALL SUSPECTS ARE
CONSIDERED GUILTY...

UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT
IN A COURT OF LAW.

♪♪

♪ GET DOWN RUNNIN' WILD ♪

♪ I GET CAUGHT IN THE
MIX OF CROSS FIRE ♪

♪ GUNS OUT SPRAYIN' HOLDIN'
MY HEAD PRAYIN' FOR MY LIFE ♪

♪ ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A CHILD
AND A WIFE TO BE GOOD TO ME ♪

♪ BUT MY BABY'S MAMA
DID GOOD FOR ME ♪

♪ SHE'D RATHER SEE ME DEAD
THAN IN THE PENITENTIARY ♪

♪ ANOTHER BLACK MALE IN JAIL ROTTIN'
AWAY BEHIND THE BARS OF A CELL ♪

♪ I'D RATHER GO TO HELL
BEFORE I SELL MY SOUL ♪

♪ ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS PLAYIN'
GAMES FOR SILLY HOS GOT DREAMS ♪

♪ WANT YOU ON MY SIDE BEFORE I
STOOP DOWN TO COMMITTIN' HOMICIDE ♪

♪ I BEEN TRIED AND NEVER DENIED
THAT THE DEVIL CRIED INSIDE ♪

♪ ABIDIN' BY YOUR
LAWS EVERY TIME I RIDE ♪

♪ SEE MY .45 OR MY .33 ♪

♪ I GOT SOMETHIN' FOR
YOU COMIN' AFTER ME ♪♪

♪ IT'S RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH ♪
PUBLIC ACCESS CHANNEL 96...

PRESENTS MEN ON FITNESS.
♪ IT'S RAINING MEN, AMEN ♪

♪♪

HELLO. I'M BLAYNE EDWARDS.

AND I'M ANTOINE MERRYWETHER.

AND WELCOME TO MEN ON FITNESS.

TODAY'S SHOW IS
BROUGHT TO YOU BY...

MR. GULP. MM-HMM!

THE ULTIMATE PROTEIN
SHAKE. MM-HMM.

IT'S THE SECOND HIGHEST
SOURCE OF PROTEIN AROUND.

BUT IT TASTES JUST
LIKE THE FIRST. MM-HMM.

NOW, WE HAVE LOOKED AT LOTS
OF DIFFERENT WORKOUT TAPES,

BUT NONE OF 'EM REALLY
WORK FOR US. MM-HMM.

LIKE THAT ONE... THAT
CINDY CRAWFORD WORKOUT.

HATED IT.

THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED
IT "CINDY CRAWFISH." OOH!

THEN THERE WAS JANE FONDA'S
ULTIMATE WORKOUT. MM-HMM.

HATED IT. HA... YES, WE DID.

THEY COULD HAVE JUST CALLED
THAT A FISH CALLED FONDA.

THEN, OF COURSE, THERE WAS
LITTLE DICK GREGORY'S DIET.

YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS
DO WHAT DICK SAY.

I THINK YOU SUPPOSED TO.

NOW, BEFORE YOU
BEGIN YOUR WORKOUT,

YOU ALWAYS GOT TO
HAVE YOU A GOOD STRETCH.

GO ON, BLAYNE, SHOW
'EM. THAT'S RIGHT.

MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW
IMPORTANT THE NECK IS IN FITNESS.

SO WE'RE GONNA BEGIN BY
DOING SOME NECK STRETCHES.

AND ONE, AND TWO,
AND THREE, AND FOUR.

AND ONE, AND TWO,
AND THREE, AND FOUR,

BLAYNE! BLAYNE! BLAYNE!
AND FIVE, AND SIX...

WHAT? WHY YOU KEEP
LOOKIN' TO THE SIDE?

BECAUSE I GOTTA MAKE SURE AIN'T
NOBODY'S COMING UP BEHIND ME.

OOH!

OH, WELL, NOW IT'S TIME TO
MOVE TO THE BENCH PRESS.

NOW, WEIGHT LIFTIN'
CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS.

THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS
GOT TO HAVE YOU A SPOT.

GARÇON!

OOH, I GOT JUST FIVE WORDS TO
DESCRIBE THAT... SCRUMP-DEE-IL-ISH-US.

MM-MMM! I NEED TO GET ME ONE
OF THESE SPOTS FOR MY BEDROOM.

NOW, THE BENCH PRESS REALLY...

IS FOR TO BUILD UP YOUR
UPPER-BODY MUSCLES,

MAKIN' 'EM RIPPLE WITH
ALL YOUR "STRUNGTH."

OKAY, SERGE, GO
AHEAD AND SPOT HIM.

YOU KNOW, THE VIEW UP
FROM HERE IS HEAVENLY.

COME ON, BLAYNE. USE ALL
YOUR "STRUNGTH." GO AHEAD.

COME ON. FEEL THE BURN. COME ON.

I'M FLAMIN'! GET IT OFF ME! AAH!

OH! OH!

COULD YOU PUT THIS
IN MY CAR, PLEASE?

GEE, I AM PARCHED.

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO
REPLENISH ALL YOUR FLUIDS ANY WAY YOU CAN.

OH, WATER BOY?

PLEASE, SIR, I'D LIKE SOME MORE.

AND NO WORKOUT WOULD BE
COMPLETE WITHOUT WORKIN'...

THE GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!
COME ON, GUYS! COME ON.

COME ON, BOYS!

OKAY. SO, WHAT YOU WANNA DO FIRST
IS WARM UP THE BUTTOCKS MUSCLES.

MM-HMM. AND...

ONE, AND TWO, AND
THREE, AND FOUR.

DOUBLE-TIME! ONE,
TWO, THREE, FOUR. HOLD!

AND RELEASE. WHOO!

COME ON, EVERYONE. DOWN ON
YOUR KNEES. DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!

OOH, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

AND ONE, AND TWO,

AND THREE, AND
FOUR. DOUBLE-TIME!

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

HOLD. AND RELEASE. WHOO!

OKAY, EVERYBODY DOWN.
DOWN ON THE OTHER SIDE.

I LOVE THIS. I'M IN
CONTROL. HERE WE GO.

AND ONE, AND TWO,
AND THREE, AND FOUR.

DOUBLE-TIME! AND
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

HOLD. AND RELEASE. WHOO!

OKAY, AND YOU ALWAYS WANNA
END WITH A GREAT, BIG OLD STRETCH.

WHY-WHY WE ALWAYS END LIKE THIS?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S
GREAT FOR VENTILATION.

JUST BREATHE. DON'T
FORGET TO BREATHE.

AND THAT'S IT! YEA!

THANK YOU, BOYS.
THANK YOU, BOYS.

WELL, THAT'S ALL THE TIME
WE HAVE FOR THIS WEEK.

JOIN US NEXT WEEK WHEN WE'LL BE
SHOWING YOU MORE EXERCISES FOR...

WHAT ELSE? THE GLUTEUS
MAXIMUS. HERE, HERE.

I THINK THIS WORKOUT DESERVES...

TWO SNAPS AND A PELVIC THRUSTER.

UNTIL NEXT TIME, BYE-BYE.
RACE YOU TO THE SHOWERS.

I THINK I PULLED SOMETHING. ♪
IT'S RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH ♪

♪ IT'S RAINING MEN, AMEN ♪♪

GOOD NIGHT, GRANDMA, AND
EVERYBODY ELSE WATCHING THE SHOW.

THANKS. PEACE.