In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 4, Episode 14 - The Info Group - full transcript
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO ♪♪
HI. I'M LATOYA JACKSON.
WHEN I'M NOT POSING NUDE
FOR PLAYBOY MAGAZINE,
GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY
AND BREAST IMPLANTS,
MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF WITH
MY LATE-NIGHT PSYCHIC HOTLINE...
AND GOING ON THE TALK SHOW CIRCUIT
WITH MY WHITE MANAGER HUSBAND,
PIMPING MY BOOK ABOUT
GETTING ABUSED BY MY DAD,
I'M TAKING CARE OF
MY BROTHER MICHAEL.
HERE HE IS, AFTER HIS LATEST
PLASTIC SURGERY OPERATION,
AND WE'LL BE UNVEILING
HIM LIVE ON FOX TV TONIGHT.
SAY HELLO, MICHAEL.
HI, EVERYONE. THIS IS GONNA
BE MY LAST OPERATION EVER...
I JUST KNOW IT. ♪ HEE, HEE ♪♪
WHILE WE'RE UNWRAPPING
MICHAEL, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
MOM! DAD! IS ANYBODY HOME?
MACAULAY CULKIN'S AT
IT AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME...
HEY, MACAULAY, CAN
I COME IN AND PLAY?
HE'S HOME ALONE AGAIN
WITH MICHAEL JACKSON.
GEE, MICHAEL, I'D LIKE TO LET YOU IN, BUT
MY PARENTS SAID I COULDN'T HAVE ANYONE OVER.
I SENT YOUR PARENTS TO THE BAHAMAS.
WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE HOUSE TO OURSELVES.
WELL, I'M A BIG STAR NOW. WHAT
HAPPENS IF MY CAREER FALLS APART?
- YOU GONNA DUMP ME
LIKE WEBSTER?
- NO, P.Y.T.
WE CAN BE FRIENDS FOREVER. I'LL EVEN
LET YOU PLAY WITH ONE OF MY OLD NOSES.
SURE. OKAY.
YOU CAN COME IN, I GUESS.
OW!
- YES!
- HEE-HEE! OW!
LET ME IN. I'VE GOT SOME
NAKED PICTURES OF MY SISTER.
WHO DOESN'T? WHY DON'T
YOU JUST BEAT IT, MICHAEL?
HEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT IDEA, MACAULAY.
HEE-HOO!
♪ I'M HURT BAD I'M HURT BAD ♪
♪ HURT BAD HURT BAD ♪
YES! ♪ HEE-HEE, OOH-HOO ♪
COME ON, MACAULAY. OPEN UP.
I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH MY MONKEY.
OR BETTER YET, WE
CAN BLOW BUBBLES.
OKAY, MICHAEL. IF YOU
REALLY WANT TO, COME ON IN.
♪ EEH-HEE EEH-HEE-HEE ♪
- YES!
- ♪ EEH-HEE ♪
WHAT IS THIS? A
PEPSI COMMERCIAL?
I KNOW. LET'S PLAY AT MY HOUSE.
I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH THE ELEPHANT MAN.
WE CAN TAKE A NAP IN MY OXYGEN CHAMBER.
COME ON. PLEASE. I
WANNA SEE YOU MOON-WALK.
♪ PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ♪
HOME ALONE AGAIN...
COMING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON...
TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
♪♪
ARE YOU BORED? NOTHING TO DO?
IS YOUR FAMILY QUALITY TIME LIKE
FAMILY NAP TIME? WELL, WAKE UP!
IT'S TIME FOR FUN WITH THE
MICHAEL JACKSON POTATO HEAD KIT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
CAPTURE THE MANY FACES
OF MICHAEL JACKSON...
WITH THE MICHAEL
JACKSON POTATO HEAD KIT.
FOUR HUNDRED MOLDED,
PLASTIC FACIAL FEATURES...
ALLOW KIDS TO RECONSTRUCT
MICHAEL'S EVER-CHANGING FACE...
AFTER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF
HIS PLASTIC SURGERY OPERATIONS.
I MADE MY MICHAEL JACKSON
POTATO HEAD LOOK LIKE HE LOOKED...
WHEN HE WAS WITH THE JACKSON FIVE,
WITH A STRONG AFRO-AMERICAN NOSE...
AND A BIG 'FRO.
I MADE MY MICHAEL POTATO HEAD
INTO THE MICHAEL OF APRIL, 1986,
RIGHT BEFORE HIS THIRD NOSE JOB,
BUT AFTER HIS EXTENSIVE
CHEEKBONE RECONSTRUCTION...
AND THE CLEFT ADDED TO HIS CHIN.
NOW, KEEPING THE
APRIL 1986 FACE AS IT IS,
REPLACE THE HAIR WITH
HAIRPIECE NUMBER 139-D...
AND LOOK WHO YOU'VE JUST MADE.
IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON'S
OWN IDOL... DIANA ROSS!
NOW, JUST ADD
MOLE NUMBER FIVE-D,
AND YOU'VE MADE MICHAEL'S
FABULOUS SISTER, JANET.
TAKE AWAY THE NOSE COMPLETELY,
AND YOU'VE JUST MADE LATOYA.
LOOK, EVERYBODY! I'VE
MADE MICHAEL LOOK...
JUST LIKE HE LOOKED ON
THE FRONT OF HIS BAD ALBUM.
THAT'S GREAT, SON. BUT YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING'S JUST NOT QUITE RIGHT.
I KNOW.
THAT'S RIGHT. WITH JUST AN
ORDINARY KITCHEN VEGETABLE PEELER,
YOU CAN SIMULATE MICHAEL'S CHEMICAL
FACE PEEL AND DERMABRASION SCRUBS.
THE ONLY LIMITS ARE
YOUR FAMILY'S IMAGINATION.
THERE IS NO END TO THE
MAXIO FACIALARY FUN.
THE MICHAEL JACKSON
POTATO HEAD KIT FROM DEM-CO.
MASHED POTATO LIPOSUCTION
ACCESSORY SOLD SEPARATELY.
HI. WE'RE BACK,
AND WE'RE ABOUT TO
DO THE FINAL UNVEILING...
OF MY BROTHER MICHAEL'S LATEST
PLASTIC SURGERY OPERATION.
DRUMROLL, PLEASE.
♪♪
IT'S PERFECT. NOW DO THE CHEST.
♪ HOO-HOO ♪
HEY, HE LOOKS BETTER THAN ME.
IT'S TIME FOR THE
CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD.
LET'S WELCOME
TODAY'S CONTESTANTS.
FROM ENGLAND, MEET
THE ROYAL FAMILY.
ELIZABETH, CHARLES, DI
AND FERGIE, GET READY.
AND, FROM GARY, INDIANA,
THE JACKSON FAMILY,
JOE, LATOYA, TITO AND JERMAINE.
AND NOW, THE STAR OF
FAMILY FEUD, RAY COMBS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HELLO TO THE JACKSONS.
WELCOME TO THE ROYAL FAMILY.
AND WELCOME TO THE
FAMILY FEUD. HI, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE GONNA GET STARTED BY
MEETING TWO GREAT FAMILIES.
WILL YOU WELCOME THE ROYAL
FAMILY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
IF YOU WOULD
INTRODUCE YOUR TEAM.
HI. I'M RAY COMBS. HELLO.
YES, OF COURSE. I'M
CHARLES, PRINCE OF WALES.
THAT'S MY MUMMY,
THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND,
AND THAT'S DIANA,
THE FUTURE EX-WIFE...
AND, UH,
FASHION-CONSCIOUS BULIMIC.
OH, AND, UH, ME. I'M FERGIE.
OH, YES, OF COURSE.
I ALMOST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE
YOU WITH YOUR TOP ON.
OH, CHARLES!
WELL, IT'S NICE
MEETING THIS FAMILY.
IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU ON OUR
SHOW REPRESENTING WHAT PROBABLY...
THE BEST RESPONSES COULD
BE FROM 100 AVERAGE AMERICANS.
MEET YOUR OPPONENTS... LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, THE JACKSONS.
WEIGHING IN AT 208 POUNDS,
WITH 72 KNOCKOUTS... ALL
WITHIN HIS OWN FAMILY...
WILL YOU WELCOME JOE
JACKSON. HEY. ALL RIGHT, NOW. I'LL...
JOE, WHO'D YOU
BRING WITH YOU TODAY?
WELL, RAY,
ONLY TWO OF MY
CHILDREN HAVE REAL JOBS,
SO I PRETTY MUCH HAD MY PICK.
- NOW, I BROUGHT ALONG LATOYA.
- HI.
JERMAINE.
AND THIS OTHER...
UH, WHAT'S HIS NAME?
UH, TOTY, TOTO... T-TITO, DAD.
- UH, HEY, WHATEVER.
- WELCOME, WELCOME.
CAN'T THINK OF TWO
BETTER FAMILIES.
LATOYA, WHAT'S THE
DEAL WITH THAT SNAKE?
- I LIKE TO POSE NAKED WITH IT.
- ISN'T IT A LITTLE BIT
DEGRADING?
YES, BUT HE GETS USED TO IT.
I GOT A FEELING THIS IS
GONNA BE A GREAT FEUD,
AND I'D LIKE TO SAY, IT'S
TIME TO PLAY THE FEUD.
LET'S GO, RIGHT NOW. HEADS OF
THE FAMILIES, JOIN ME. THIS IS GREAT.
THE FIRST FAMILY TO TAKE CONTROL
OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL WIN THIS GAME.
SURVEYED 100 PARENTS
ON THIS QUESTION.
WE HAVE PLACED THE
TOP FIVE... SOME BIG EARS...
TOP FIVE ANSWERS ON THE BOARD.
GOOD LUCK.
ASKED 100 PARENTS.
HERE'S THE QUESTION.
"WHAT DO YOUR KIDS DO
THAT DRIVES YOU CRAZY?"
JOE.
UH... BLEED ON THE CARPETS.
GOOD ANSWER, DADDY. GOOD ANSWER.
FINE ANSWER. DID IT
MAKE OUR SURVEY?
SORRY, JOE, IT DID NOT.
ANY ANSWER GIVES
YOU CONTROL, PRINCE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK KIDS
DO THAT DRIVE YOU CRAZY?
OH...
RAISE A HUBBUB.
OH, GOOD ANSWER! WHOO!
DID THAT MAKE OUR
SURVEY? "TO RAISE A HUBBUB."
YOU HAVE CONTROL!
NATURALLY. THIS IS FUN.
THINK OF A STEAL. I'D LIKE
TO SEE YOU WIN THIS THING.
ALL RIGHT, FERGIE? THINGS
THAT ANNOY YOU, KIDS. YES?
THINGS THAT
ANNOY KIDS? OH, UH...
UH, UH, RAISE A
HUBBUB. GOOD ANSWER.
UNFORTUNATELY,
THAT LITTLE SOUND MEANS
THAT YOU CANNOT GIVE...
AN ANSWER GIVEN BY ONE
OF YOUR TEAMMATES. OH, BOG.
THAT IS ONE STRIKE.
DI, IT'S UP TO YOU.
UM... UH... ANNOYING THINGS...
YOUR CHILDREN DO. HIDE YOUR
SLEEPING PILLS AND BLADES.
- YES, ABSOLUTELY! ABSOLUTELY!
- GOOD ANSWER.
ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU
ROLLING WITH THEM?
"HIDE YOUR SUICIDE WEAPONS."
THAT IS TWO STRIKES.
JACKSONS, THINK OF A STEAL.
- IT'S UP TO YOU, LIZ,
THE LOVELY QUEEN.
- YES.
YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, I
MIGHT ADD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HAVE THEIR TOES SUCKED
BY A YANKEE? OH, MUM!
SOMETHING THAT YOUR KIDS DO
THAT ANNOY YOU. YES, YES, YES.
THE QUEEN SAYS SHE HATES IT WHEN SHE
HAS THE KIDS' TOES SUCKED BY A YANKEE.
THE JACKSONS HAVE
THE CHANCE TO STEAL.
AND LOOK AT THAT... WHAT A MOVE.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, GIVE ME
ONE ANSWER TO HELP JOE.
HOLD ON, LET ME
ASK THE QUESTIONS.
THIS IS MY JOB, NOW. WHAT DO
KIDS DO THAT DRIVES YOU CRAZY?
OR THEIR PARENTS,
ONE ANSWER. ANYTHING.
SHUT THE HELL UP, ALL OF Y'ALL.
SHUT THE HELL UP. SHE SAID
MARRY THEIR WHITE MANAGER.
GO AHEAD.
JOE, YOU CAN GO WITH THEM OR
YOU MAY GO ON YOUR OWN. UH...
THE QUESTION WAS, "WHAT DO
KIDS DO THAT DRIVE YOU CRAZY?"
YEAH, LOOKY HERE, I'M
GONNA GO ON MY OWN.
UH, I WOULD SAY,
LET THE MONKEY DRINK
OUT OF THE TOILET.
NO GOOD ANSWER? GOOD
ANSWER? GOOD ANSWER!
YEAH!
YOU GOT THE BANK.
IT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
THE FIRST BANK GOES TO THE JACKSONS
ON THE STEAL, BUT IT'S NOT OVER.
FERGIE, LATOYA, IT'S TIME FOR
ANOTHER FACE-OFF RIGHT NOW.
HERE WE GO! GOOD LUCK.
KEEP THAT SNAKE KIND OF
AWAY FROM ME. HERE WE GO.
THIS QUESTION WAS
ASKED OF 100 PEOPLE.
KEEP THAT SNAKE AWAY FROM ME.
HERE WE GO. TOP FIVE ANSWERS.
IF YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR
HAND ON THERE, YOU CAN.
GOOD LUCK. WE
ASKED 100 PEOPLE THIS.
THE TOP FIVE ANSWERS ARE THERE.
NAME A COMMON EXPRESSION
HEARD AROUND THE HOUSE. OH!
FERGIE. "GRAB YOUR
TROUSERS. MY HUSBAND'S HOME."
GOOD ANSWER!
NICE TALKING TO YOU.
LET'S SEE IF THAT
MADE OUR SURVEY.
NO!
YOU HAVE A CHANCE
HERE. NAME... DAMN!
THAT SNAKE ALMOST BIT ME.
NAME AN ANSWER.
ALL RIGHT. A COMMON EXPRESSION
HEARD AROUND THE HOUSE.
UH...
"EVERYBODY HELP
MICHAEL FIND HIS NOSE."
DID THAT MAKE THE SURVEY?
AND IT MADE THE SURVEY!
WOW, DID SOMEBODY
REALLY SAY THAT?
I WAS ONE OF THE
100 PEOPLE SURVEYED.
THINK OF A STEAL, ROYAL
FAMILY. THIS IS THE CHANCE.
JOE, HERE YOU GO.
I WANT YOU TO NAME A COMMON
EXPRESSION HEARD AROUND THE HOUSE.
LET ME SEE. UH... "WHY DID
LATOYA WRITE THAT DAMN BOOK?"
YOU ARE ROLLING IF WE SEE...
"WHY DID SHE WRITE THE BOOK?"
NO. OKAY. CHANCE
FOR THE ROYAL FAMILY.
I'M COMING ON DOWN HERE NOW.
QUESTION I WANT YOU
TO ANSWER FOR ME.
NAME A COMMON EXPRESSION
HEARD AROUND THE HOUSE.
UH, "PLEASE, MICHAEL, COULD
WE GO ON TOUR ONE MORE TIME?"
GOOD ANSWER. DOES IT KEEP
YOU ROLLING? SHOW IT TO ME.
I WANT THE ROYAL FAMILY
TO THINK OF A STEAL,
BECAUSE YOU MAY HAVE
AN ANSWER TO STEAL FROM...
IF THERE IS A THIRD STRIKE, IF WE
DON'T GET AN ANSWER FROM TATTOO.
IT'S... IT'S TITO, MAN. TITO!
ALL RIGHT, SHOW ME TITO.
THAT IS THE THIRD STRIKE.
IT'S STILL YOUR BANK, BUT YOU
CAN STAY ALIVE AND STEAL IT.
ONE ANSWER, QUEEN,
TO HELP HIM. OOH! OOH!
A COMMON EXPRESSION HEARD
AROUND THE HOME. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
"FETCH THE BOY THAT TIES MY
LACES." VERY COMMON, YEAH.
"FETCH THE PADDLE. I NEED A
SPANKING." YES. VERY GOOD.
"I'M FAR TOO TIRED FOR SEX."
YOU CAN GO WITH ANYTHING
THEY SAID, OR ON YOUR OWN.
TELL 'EM WHAT YOU
REALLY WANTED TO SAY,
BUT I NEED AN ANSWER, AND
I NEED IT IN THREE SECONDS.
UH... UH... COME ON.
"BRING ME MORE DESSERTS
AND A BUCKET TO VOMIT IN."
WE'LL GO WITH THAT ONE.
IF IT'S THERE,
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
IF NOT, THE JACKSONS HAVE
WON THE GAME. SHOW ME VOMIT.
THE JACKSONS HAVE WON THIS GAME.
THEY'VE STOLEN IT
FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY.
AND WHAT IS THE CHARITY
YOU'VE DECIDED TO PLAY FOR?
OH, MY MAN TITO'S
CAREER. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
ALL RIGHT, WHILE THE
FAMILY GETS READY,
LATOYA, IT'S TIME FOR THE
BONUS ROUND. COME ON UP HERE.
JUST KEEP YOUR SNAKE BACK. GOOD LUCK
AS WE PLACE 20 SECONDS ON THAT CLOCK.
GOOD LUCK. WE
ASKED 100 PEOPLE...
I DIDN'T KNOW IF THAT
WAS THE SNAKE OR NOT.
HERE'S THE FIVE QUESTIONS. NAME
SOMETHING YOU DO BEFORE BEDTIME.
UH, LET THE LLAMA OUT. LET
ME SEE IF IT'S ON THE SURVEY.
NO. THAT IS ONE.
NUMBER TWO. NAME
SOMETHING MADE OF SYNTHETICS.
MY BREASTS! GOOD ANSWER.
- LET ME SEE... YES!
- IT'S THERE!
SOMETHING THAT
YOU SEE IN A MAGAZINE.
MY BREASTS!
SHOW ME YOUR BREASTS.
YES! IT IS THERE!
NAME SOMETHING ON YOUR CHEST.
UH... PASS. OKAY, WE CAN MAKE
UP FOR IT IN THE LAST QUESTION.
SOMETHING DAD DOES
AROUND THE HOUSE.
BEATS ME. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
DOES YOUR FATHER BEAT YOU?
IT'S THERE! YOU HAVE
ANOTHER ANSWER.
I DENY THAT ALLEGATION IN
THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS.
I AIN'T NEVER LAID A HAND ON
YOU. YOU BETTER COME HERE.
I'M GONNA WHIP YOUR ASS. THERE'S
ANOTHER FAMILY FEUD FOR YOU.
AND I'M RAY COMBS
SAYING JOIN US NEXT WEEK.
THAT'S RIGHT! THE MARQUIS
OF QUEENSBURY RULES.
LIGHTEN UP. I LOOK FORWARD
TO SEEING YOU NEXT TIME.
ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR
STICKING AROUND WITH US.
WE GOT A... SHH! SHH!
THANKS FOR HANGING
OUT WITH US TONIGHT.
WE GOT A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU.
OUR GUESTS COME ALL THE
WAY FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA,
ON THE MOTOWN RECORDING LABEL.
IN THE '70s, IT WAS
THE JACKSONS.
THEN CAME NEW EDITION.
THEN CAME THE BOYZ.
TELL 'EM WHO WE
GOT HERE TONIGHT.
ANOTHER BAD CREATION. NO,
YOU GOTTA LOOK UP AND TELL 'EM.
OKAY. ANOTHER BAD CREATION.
ANOTHER BAD CREATION.
YO, 1991, A.B.C...
ANOTHER BAD CREATION...
KICKIN' IT ON IN LIVING COLOR,
SO STAMP IT, YOU SUCKERS.
THIS IS FOR ALL YOU LADIES. ♪♪
♪ IESHA, IESHA SO
GLAD TO MEET YA ♪
♪ SEE YOU IN THE SCHOOL YARD
STROLLING WITH YOUR TEACHER ♪
♪ THE LITTLE SKIRT YOU
PLAYED WAS REAL FLY ♪
♪ SHE TURNED AROUND AND
SHE WINKED HER EYE SO I ♪
♪ STEPPED TO HER LIKE I KNEW HER
THE BIV IS COOL BUT ROMELL IS COOLER ♪
♪ THE BELL RANG 'CAUSE
I STARTED TO TALK ♪
♪ SHE STEPPED TO CLASS AND
LET ME HEAR YOU SAY YEAH ♪
♪ YEAH SAY YEAH ♪
♪ NOW SOMEBODY SCREAM ♪
♪ YO, RED, WHERE YOU BEEN? ♪
♪ ON THE PLAYGROUND YOU KNOW ♪
♪ THAT'S WHERE I
SAW THIS CUTIE ♪
♪ THIS GIRL WAS SWINGIN'
AND SHE LOOKED SO FLY ♪
♪ ON THE MONKEY BARS ♪
♪ WE CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP AND
SHE TOUCHED MY HAND THAT'S WHEN I ♪
♪ WHAT'S THE NAME
OF THIS JAM? COME ON ♪
♪ IESHA YOU ARE THE
GIRL THAT I NEVER HAD ♪
♪ AND I WANT TO GET
TO KNOW YOU BETTER ♪
♪ IESHA YOU KNOW I
WANT YOU SO BAD ♪
♪ AND THERE'S NOTHIN'
ANYONE CAN DO ♪
♪ TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU ♪
♪ RONNIE, RONNIE
WITH YOUR MIKE ♪
♪ CHRIS, MARK, HEY ♪
♪ WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? ♪
♪ I DON'T KNOW, DAVE ♪
♪ I ONLY GOT ONE MORE RAP AND
I'M GONNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS ♪
♪ HERE WE GO ♪ ♪ THREW DOWN
MY BOOKS WENT UP TO THE DOOR ♪
♪ PRESSED THE BELL
WHAT WAS IN STORE ♪
♪ IESHA CAME OUT WITH
A SMILE ♪ ♪ OH NO ♪
♪ SHE AIN'T WORTH MY WHILE SO I
PASSED HER A LOLLIPOP AND A LETTER ♪
♪ TOLD HER SO LET'S
KEEP THIS A SECRET ♪
♪ ALL RIGHT REMEMBER, IESHA ♪
♪ BABY ♪
♪ ONLY YOU CAN PEEP THIS ♪♪
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO ♪♪
HI. I'M LATOYA JACKSON.
WHEN I'M NOT POSING NUDE
FOR PLAYBOY MAGAZINE,
GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY
AND BREAST IMPLANTS,
MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF WITH
MY LATE-NIGHT PSYCHIC HOTLINE...
AND GOING ON THE TALK SHOW CIRCUIT
WITH MY WHITE MANAGER HUSBAND,
PIMPING MY BOOK ABOUT
GETTING ABUSED BY MY DAD,
I'M TAKING CARE OF
MY BROTHER MICHAEL.
HERE HE IS, AFTER HIS LATEST
PLASTIC SURGERY OPERATION,
AND WE'LL BE UNVEILING
HIM LIVE ON FOX TV TONIGHT.
SAY HELLO, MICHAEL.
HI, EVERYONE. THIS IS GONNA
BE MY LAST OPERATION EVER...
I JUST KNOW IT. ♪ HEE, HEE ♪♪
WHILE WE'RE UNWRAPPING
MICHAEL, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
MOM! DAD! IS ANYBODY HOME?
MACAULAY CULKIN'S AT
IT AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME...
HEY, MACAULAY, CAN
I COME IN AND PLAY?
HE'S HOME ALONE AGAIN
WITH MICHAEL JACKSON.
GEE, MICHAEL, I'D LIKE TO LET YOU IN, BUT
MY PARENTS SAID I COULDN'T HAVE ANYONE OVER.
I SENT YOUR PARENTS TO THE BAHAMAS.
WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE HOUSE TO OURSELVES.
WELL, I'M A BIG STAR NOW. WHAT
HAPPENS IF MY CAREER FALLS APART?
- YOU GONNA DUMP ME
LIKE WEBSTER?
- NO, P.Y.T.
WE CAN BE FRIENDS FOREVER. I'LL EVEN
LET YOU PLAY WITH ONE OF MY OLD NOSES.
SURE. OKAY.
YOU CAN COME IN, I GUESS.
OW!
- YES!
- HEE-HEE! OW!
LET ME IN. I'VE GOT SOME
NAKED PICTURES OF MY SISTER.
WHO DOESN'T? WHY DON'T
YOU JUST BEAT IT, MICHAEL?
HEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT IDEA, MACAULAY.
HEE-HOO!
♪ I'M HURT BAD I'M HURT BAD ♪
♪ HURT BAD HURT BAD ♪
YES! ♪ HEE-HEE, OOH-HOO ♪
COME ON, MACAULAY. OPEN UP.
I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH MY MONKEY.
OR BETTER YET, WE
CAN BLOW BUBBLES.
OKAY, MICHAEL. IF YOU
REALLY WANT TO, COME ON IN.
♪ EEH-HEE EEH-HEE-HEE ♪
- YES!
- ♪ EEH-HEE ♪
WHAT IS THIS? A
PEPSI COMMERCIAL?
I KNOW. LET'S PLAY AT MY HOUSE.
I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH THE ELEPHANT MAN.
WE CAN TAKE A NAP IN MY OXYGEN CHAMBER.
COME ON. PLEASE. I
WANNA SEE YOU MOON-WALK.
♪ PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ♪
HOME ALONE AGAIN...
COMING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON...
TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
♪♪
ARE YOU BORED? NOTHING TO DO?
IS YOUR FAMILY QUALITY TIME LIKE
FAMILY NAP TIME? WELL, WAKE UP!
IT'S TIME FOR FUN WITH THE
MICHAEL JACKSON POTATO HEAD KIT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
CAPTURE THE MANY FACES
OF MICHAEL JACKSON...
WITH THE MICHAEL
JACKSON POTATO HEAD KIT.
FOUR HUNDRED MOLDED,
PLASTIC FACIAL FEATURES...
ALLOW KIDS TO RECONSTRUCT
MICHAEL'S EVER-CHANGING FACE...
AFTER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF
HIS PLASTIC SURGERY OPERATIONS.
I MADE MY MICHAEL JACKSON
POTATO HEAD LOOK LIKE HE LOOKED...
WHEN HE WAS WITH THE JACKSON FIVE,
WITH A STRONG AFRO-AMERICAN NOSE...
AND A BIG 'FRO.
I MADE MY MICHAEL POTATO HEAD
INTO THE MICHAEL OF APRIL, 1986,
RIGHT BEFORE HIS THIRD NOSE JOB,
BUT AFTER HIS EXTENSIVE
CHEEKBONE RECONSTRUCTION...
AND THE CLEFT ADDED TO HIS CHIN.
NOW, KEEPING THE
APRIL 1986 FACE AS IT IS,
REPLACE THE HAIR WITH
HAIRPIECE NUMBER 139-D...
AND LOOK WHO YOU'VE JUST MADE.
IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON'S
OWN IDOL... DIANA ROSS!
NOW, JUST ADD
MOLE NUMBER FIVE-D,
AND YOU'VE MADE MICHAEL'S
FABULOUS SISTER, JANET.
TAKE AWAY THE NOSE COMPLETELY,
AND YOU'VE JUST MADE LATOYA.
LOOK, EVERYBODY! I'VE
MADE MICHAEL LOOK...
JUST LIKE HE LOOKED ON
THE FRONT OF HIS BAD ALBUM.
THAT'S GREAT, SON. BUT YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING'S JUST NOT QUITE RIGHT.
I KNOW.
THAT'S RIGHT. WITH JUST AN
ORDINARY KITCHEN VEGETABLE PEELER,
YOU CAN SIMULATE MICHAEL'S CHEMICAL
FACE PEEL AND DERMABRASION SCRUBS.
THE ONLY LIMITS ARE
YOUR FAMILY'S IMAGINATION.
THERE IS NO END TO THE
MAXIO FACIALARY FUN.
THE MICHAEL JACKSON
POTATO HEAD KIT FROM DEM-CO.
MASHED POTATO LIPOSUCTION
ACCESSORY SOLD SEPARATELY.
HI. WE'RE BACK,
AND WE'RE ABOUT TO
DO THE FINAL UNVEILING...
OF MY BROTHER MICHAEL'S LATEST
PLASTIC SURGERY OPERATION.
DRUMROLL, PLEASE.
♪♪
IT'S PERFECT. NOW DO THE CHEST.
♪ HOO-HOO ♪
HEY, HE LOOKS BETTER THAN ME.
IT'S TIME FOR THE
CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD.
LET'S WELCOME
TODAY'S CONTESTANTS.
FROM ENGLAND, MEET
THE ROYAL FAMILY.
ELIZABETH, CHARLES, DI
AND FERGIE, GET READY.
AND, FROM GARY, INDIANA,
THE JACKSON FAMILY,
JOE, LATOYA, TITO AND JERMAINE.
AND NOW, THE STAR OF
FAMILY FEUD, RAY COMBS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HELLO TO THE JACKSONS.
WELCOME TO THE ROYAL FAMILY.
AND WELCOME TO THE
FAMILY FEUD. HI, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE GONNA GET STARTED BY
MEETING TWO GREAT FAMILIES.
WILL YOU WELCOME THE ROYAL
FAMILY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
IF YOU WOULD
INTRODUCE YOUR TEAM.
HI. I'M RAY COMBS. HELLO.
YES, OF COURSE. I'M
CHARLES, PRINCE OF WALES.
THAT'S MY MUMMY,
THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND,
AND THAT'S DIANA,
THE FUTURE EX-WIFE...
AND, UH,
FASHION-CONSCIOUS BULIMIC.
OH, AND, UH, ME. I'M FERGIE.
OH, YES, OF COURSE.
I ALMOST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE
YOU WITH YOUR TOP ON.
OH, CHARLES!
WELL, IT'S NICE
MEETING THIS FAMILY.
IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU ON OUR
SHOW REPRESENTING WHAT PROBABLY...
THE BEST RESPONSES COULD
BE FROM 100 AVERAGE AMERICANS.
MEET YOUR OPPONENTS... LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, THE JACKSONS.
WEIGHING IN AT 208 POUNDS,
WITH 72 KNOCKOUTS... ALL
WITHIN HIS OWN FAMILY...
WILL YOU WELCOME JOE
JACKSON. HEY. ALL RIGHT, NOW. I'LL...
JOE, WHO'D YOU
BRING WITH YOU TODAY?
WELL, RAY,
ONLY TWO OF MY
CHILDREN HAVE REAL JOBS,
SO I PRETTY MUCH HAD MY PICK.
- NOW, I BROUGHT ALONG LATOYA.
- HI.
JERMAINE.
AND THIS OTHER...
UH, WHAT'S HIS NAME?
UH, TOTY, TOTO... T-TITO, DAD.
- UH, HEY, WHATEVER.
- WELCOME, WELCOME.
CAN'T THINK OF TWO
BETTER FAMILIES.
LATOYA, WHAT'S THE
DEAL WITH THAT SNAKE?
- I LIKE TO POSE NAKED WITH IT.
- ISN'T IT A LITTLE BIT
DEGRADING?
YES, BUT HE GETS USED TO IT.
I GOT A FEELING THIS IS
GONNA BE A GREAT FEUD,
AND I'D LIKE TO SAY, IT'S
TIME TO PLAY THE FEUD.
LET'S GO, RIGHT NOW. HEADS OF
THE FAMILIES, JOIN ME. THIS IS GREAT.
THE FIRST FAMILY TO TAKE CONTROL
OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL WIN THIS GAME.
SURVEYED 100 PARENTS
ON THIS QUESTION.
WE HAVE PLACED THE
TOP FIVE... SOME BIG EARS...
TOP FIVE ANSWERS ON THE BOARD.
GOOD LUCK.
ASKED 100 PARENTS.
HERE'S THE QUESTION.
"WHAT DO YOUR KIDS DO
THAT DRIVES YOU CRAZY?"
JOE.
UH... BLEED ON THE CARPETS.
GOOD ANSWER, DADDY. GOOD ANSWER.
FINE ANSWER. DID IT
MAKE OUR SURVEY?
SORRY, JOE, IT DID NOT.
ANY ANSWER GIVES
YOU CONTROL, PRINCE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK KIDS
DO THAT DRIVE YOU CRAZY?
OH...
RAISE A HUBBUB.
OH, GOOD ANSWER! WHOO!
DID THAT MAKE OUR
SURVEY? "TO RAISE A HUBBUB."
YOU HAVE CONTROL!
NATURALLY. THIS IS FUN.
THINK OF A STEAL. I'D LIKE
TO SEE YOU WIN THIS THING.
ALL RIGHT, FERGIE? THINGS
THAT ANNOY YOU, KIDS. YES?
THINGS THAT
ANNOY KIDS? OH, UH...
UH, UH, RAISE A
HUBBUB. GOOD ANSWER.
UNFORTUNATELY,
THAT LITTLE SOUND MEANS
THAT YOU CANNOT GIVE...
AN ANSWER GIVEN BY ONE
OF YOUR TEAMMATES. OH, BOG.
THAT IS ONE STRIKE.
DI, IT'S UP TO YOU.
UM... UH... ANNOYING THINGS...
YOUR CHILDREN DO. HIDE YOUR
SLEEPING PILLS AND BLADES.
- YES, ABSOLUTELY! ABSOLUTELY!
- GOOD ANSWER.
ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU
ROLLING WITH THEM?
"HIDE YOUR SUICIDE WEAPONS."
THAT IS TWO STRIKES.
JACKSONS, THINK OF A STEAL.
- IT'S UP TO YOU, LIZ,
THE LOVELY QUEEN.
- YES.
YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, I
MIGHT ADD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HAVE THEIR TOES SUCKED
BY A YANKEE? OH, MUM!
SOMETHING THAT YOUR KIDS DO
THAT ANNOY YOU. YES, YES, YES.
THE QUEEN SAYS SHE HATES IT WHEN SHE
HAS THE KIDS' TOES SUCKED BY A YANKEE.
THE JACKSONS HAVE
THE CHANCE TO STEAL.
AND LOOK AT THAT... WHAT A MOVE.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, GIVE ME
ONE ANSWER TO HELP JOE.
HOLD ON, LET ME
ASK THE QUESTIONS.
THIS IS MY JOB, NOW. WHAT DO
KIDS DO THAT DRIVES YOU CRAZY?
OR THEIR PARENTS,
ONE ANSWER. ANYTHING.
SHUT THE HELL UP, ALL OF Y'ALL.
SHUT THE HELL UP. SHE SAID
MARRY THEIR WHITE MANAGER.
GO AHEAD.
JOE, YOU CAN GO WITH THEM OR
YOU MAY GO ON YOUR OWN. UH...
THE QUESTION WAS, "WHAT DO
KIDS DO THAT DRIVE YOU CRAZY?"
YEAH, LOOKY HERE, I'M
GONNA GO ON MY OWN.
UH, I WOULD SAY,
LET THE MONKEY DRINK
OUT OF THE TOILET.
NO GOOD ANSWER? GOOD
ANSWER? GOOD ANSWER!
YEAH!
YOU GOT THE BANK.
IT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
THE FIRST BANK GOES TO THE JACKSONS
ON THE STEAL, BUT IT'S NOT OVER.
FERGIE, LATOYA, IT'S TIME FOR
ANOTHER FACE-OFF RIGHT NOW.
HERE WE GO! GOOD LUCK.
KEEP THAT SNAKE KIND OF
AWAY FROM ME. HERE WE GO.
THIS QUESTION WAS
ASKED OF 100 PEOPLE.
KEEP THAT SNAKE AWAY FROM ME.
HERE WE GO. TOP FIVE ANSWERS.
IF YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR
HAND ON THERE, YOU CAN.
GOOD LUCK. WE
ASKED 100 PEOPLE THIS.
THE TOP FIVE ANSWERS ARE THERE.
NAME A COMMON EXPRESSION
HEARD AROUND THE HOUSE. OH!
FERGIE. "GRAB YOUR
TROUSERS. MY HUSBAND'S HOME."
GOOD ANSWER!
NICE TALKING TO YOU.
LET'S SEE IF THAT
MADE OUR SURVEY.
NO!
YOU HAVE A CHANCE
HERE. NAME... DAMN!
THAT SNAKE ALMOST BIT ME.
NAME AN ANSWER.
ALL RIGHT. A COMMON EXPRESSION
HEARD AROUND THE HOUSE.
UH...
"EVERYBODY HELP
MICHAEL FIND HIS NOSE."
DID THAT MAKE THE SURVEY?
AND IT MADE THE SURVEY!
WOW, DID SOMEBODY
REALLY SAY THAT?
I WAS ONE OF THE
100 PEOPLE SURVEYED.
THINK OF A STEAL, ROYAL
FAMILY. THIS IS THE CHANCE.
JOE, HERE YOU GO.
I WANT YOU TO NAME A COMMON
EXPRESSION HEARD AROUND THE HOUSE.
LET ME SEE. UH... "WHY DID
LATOYA WRITE THAT DAMN BOOK?"
YOU ARE ROLLING IF WE SEE...
"WHY DID SHE WRITE THE BOOK?"
NO. OKAY. CHANCE
FOR THE ROYAL FAMILY.
I'M COMING ON DOWN HERE NOW.
QUESTION I WANT YOU
TO ANSWER FOR ME.
NAME A COMMON EXPRESSION
HEARD AROUND THE HOUSE.
UH, "PLEASE, MICHAEL, COULD
WE GO ON TOUR ONE MORE TIME?"
GOOD ANSWER. DOES IT KEEP
YOU ROLLING? SHOW IT TO ME.
I WANT THE ROYAL FAMILY
TO THINK OF A STEAL,
BECAUSE YOU MAY HAVE
AN ANSWER TO STEAL FROM...
IF THERE IS A THIRD STRIKE, IF WE
DON'T GET AN ANSWER FROM TATTOO.
IT'S... IT'S TITO, MAN. TITO!
ALL RIGHT, SHOW ME TITO.
THAT IS THE THIRD STRIKE.
IT'S STILL YOUR BANK, BUT YOU
CAN STAY ALIVE AND STEAL IT.
ONE ANSWER, QUEEN,
TO HELP HIM. OOH! OOH!
A COMMON EXPRESSION HEARD
AROUND THE HOME. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
"FETCH THE BOY THAT TIES MY
LACES." VERY COMMON, YEAH.
"FETCH THE PADDLE. I NEED A
SPANKING." YES. VERY GOOD.
"I'M FAR TOO TIRED FOR SEX."
YOU CAN GO WITH ANYTHING
THEY SAID, OR ON YOUR OWN.
TELL 'EM WHAT YOU
REALLY WANTED TO SAY,
BUT I NEED AN ANSWER, AND
I NEED IT IN THREE SECONDS.
UH... UH... COME ON.
"BRING ME MORE DESSERTS
AND A BUCKET TO VOMIT IN."
WE'LL GO WITH THAT ONE.
IF IT'S THERE,
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
IF NOT, THE JACKSONS HAVE
WON THE GAME. SHOW ME VOMIT.
THE JACKSONS HAVE WON THIS GAME.
THEY'VE STOLEN IT
FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY.
AND WHAT IS THE CHARITY
YOU'VE DECIDED TO PLAY FOR?
OH, MY MAN TITO'S
CAREER. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
ALL RIGHT, WHILE THE
FAMILY GETS READY,
LATOYA, IT'S TIME FOR THE
BONUS ROUND. COME ON UP HERE.
JUST KEEP YOUR SNAKE BACK. GOOD LUCK
AS WE PLACE 20 SECONDS ON THAT CLOCK.
GOOD LUCK. WE
ASKED 100 PEOPLE...
I DIDN'T KNOW IF THAT
WAS THE SNAKE OR NOT.
HERE'S THE FIVE QUESTIONS. NAME
SOMETHING YOU DO BEFORE BEDTIME.
UH, LET THE LLAMA OUT. LET
ME SEE IF IT'S ON THE SURVEY.
NO. THAT IS ONE.
NUMBER TWO. NAME
SOMETHING MADE OF SYNTHETICS.
MY BREASTS! GOOD ANSWER.
- LET ME SEE... YES!
- IT'S THERE!
SOMETHING THAT
YOU SEE IN A MAGAZINE.
MY BREASTS!
SHOW ME YOUR BREASTS.
YES! IT IS THERE!
NAME SOMETHING ON YOUR CHEST.
UH... PASS. OKAY, WE CAN MAKE
UP FOR IT IN THE LAST QUESTION.
SOMETHING DAD DOES
AROUND THE HOUSE.
BEATS ME. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
DOES YOUR FATHER BEAT YOU?
IT'S THERE! YOU HAVE
ANOTHER ANSWER.
I DENY THAT ALLEGATION IN
THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS.
I AIN'T NEVER LAID A HAND ON
YOU. YOU BETTER COME HERE.
I'M GONNA WHIP YOUR ASS. THERE'S
ANOTHER FAMILY FEUD FOR YOU.
AND I'M RAY COMBS
SAYING JOIN US NEXT WEEK.
THAT'S RIGHT! THE MARQUIS
OF QUEENSBURY RULES.
LIGHTEN UP. I LOOK FORWARD
TO SEEING YOU NEXT TIME.
ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR
STICKING AROUND WITH US.
WE GOT A... SHH! SHH!
THANKS FOR HANGING
OUT WITH US TONIGHT.
WE GOT A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU.
OUR GUESTS COME ALL THE
WAY FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA,
ON THE MOTOWN RECORDING LABEL.
IN THE '70s, IT WAS
THE JACKSONS.
THEN CAME NEW EDITION.
THEN CAME THE BOYZ.
TELL 'EM WHO WE
GOT HERE TONIGHT.
ANOTHER BAD CREATION. NO,
YOU GOTTA LOOK UP AND TELL 'EM.
OKAY. ANOTHER BAD CREATION.
ANOTHER BAD CREATION.
YO, 1991, A.B.C...
ANOTHER BAD CREATION...
KICKIN' IT ON IN LIVING COLOR,
SO STAMP IT, YOU SUCKERS.
THIS IS FOR ALL YOU LADIES. ♪♪
♪ IESHA, IESHA SO
GLAD TO MEET YA ♪
♪ SEE YOU IN THE SCHOOL YARD
STROLLING WITH YOUR TEACHER ♪
♪ THE LITTLE SKIRT YOU
PLAYED WAS REAL FLY ♪
♪ SHE TURNED AROUND AND
SHE WINKED HER EYE SO I ♪
♪ STEPPED TO HER LIKE I KNEW HER
THE BIV IS COOL BUT ROMELL IS COOLER ♪
♪ THE BELL RANG 'CAUSE
I STARTED TO TALK ♪
♪ SHE STEPPED TO CLASS AND
LET ME HEAR YOU SAY YEAH ♪
♪ YEAH SAY YEAH ♪
♪ NOW SOMEBODY SCREAM ♪
♪ YO, RED, WHERE YOU BEEN? ♪
♪ ON THE PLAYGROUND YOU KNOW ♪
♪ THAT'S WHERE I
SAW THIS CUTIE ♪
♪ THIS GIRL WAS SWINGIN'
AND SHE LOOKED SO FLY ♪
♪ ON THE MONKEY BARS ♪
♪ WE CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP AND
SHE TOUCHED MY HAND THAT'S WHEN I ♪
♪ WHAT'S THE NAME
OF THIS JAM? COME ON ♪
♪ IESHA YOU ARE THE
GIRL THAT I NEVER HAD ♪
♪ AND I WANT TO GET
TO KNOW YOU BETTER ♪
♪ IESHA YOU KNOW I
WANT YOU SO BAD ♪
♪ AND THERE'S NOTHIN'
ANYONE CAN DO ♪
♪ TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU ♪
♪ RONNIE, RONNIE
WITH YOUR MIKE ♪
♪ CHRIS, MARK, HEY ♪
♪ WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? ♪
♪ I DON'T KNOW, DAVE ♪
♪ I ONLY GOT ONE MORE RAP AND
I'M GONNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS ♪
♪ HERE WE GO ♪ ♪ THREW DOWN
MY BOOKS WENT UP TO THE DOOR ♪
♪ PRESSED THE BELL
WHAT WAS IN STORE ♪
♪ IESHA CAME OUT WITH
A SMILE ♪ ♪ OH NO ♪
♪ SHE AIN'T WORTH MY WHILE SO I
PASSED HER A LOLLIPOP AND A LETTER ♪
♪ TOLD HER SO LET'S
KEEP THIS A SECRET ♪
♪ ALL RIGHT REMEMBER, IESHA ♪
♪ BABY ♪
♪ ONLY YOU CAN PEEP THIS ♪♪