In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 4, Episode 12 - The Dysfunctional Home Christmas Show - full transcript
HI. I'M WORLD-FAMOUS
BODYBUILDER VERA DE MILO.
A WOMAN LIKE ME GIVES
OFF MANY SPECIAL SCENTS,
ESPECIALLY AFTER A GRUELING
AFTERNOON OF DEEP POWER SQUATS.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE TO
PROMOTE MY NEW FRAGRANCE,
VERA.
WHY WORK AS HARD AS I DO,
WHEN YOU CAN JUST SMELL LIKE IT?
OOH! GOOD GOLLY, VERA.
THAT FRAGRANCE SURE DOESN'T
SMELL TUTTI-FRUTTI TO ME.
I MEAN, IF IT'S MADE FOR A WOMAN,
HOW COME I LIKE IT SO MUCH?
BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE A
SWEATY GUY. OOH, SHUT UP.
IT'S A VERY SPECIAL COMBINATION
OF ROSE HIPS, ATHLETE'S FOOT FUNGI...
AND STINKY FLUIDS THAT KEEP
RUNNING OUT OF MY BODY WHEN I POSE.
OOH, LORD, SMELLS LIKE
THE LAKERS. SHUT UP.
MY WIND SONG STAYS ON YOUR MIND.
HIT IT, RICHARD. ♪♪
♪ THERE'S AN ODOR
AROUND THE GYM ♪
♪ AND THEY CALL IT VERA ♪
♪ IT'S MADE FOR HER
BUT IT SMELLS LIKE HIM ♪
♪ THEY CALL IT VERA ♪
♪ SHE'S THE WENCH
WITH THE STENCH ♪
♪ VERA ♪ ♪ LEAVES A MARK
ON THE BENCH OOH, LORD ♪
♪ NOW THEY'VE BOTTLED THAT
STENCH FOR YOU AND THEY CALL IT ♪
♪ VERA ♪ ♪ OOH ♪
OH, LORD.
♪ OOH ♪♪ VERA PERFUME.
MAY CAUSE SIDE EFFECTS. NOT
RECOMMENDED FOR USE DURING PREGNANCY.
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP
AND SIP ON A DREAM ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE
ON A FUNKY SCENE ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE
DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO ♪♪
DOCTOR, I CAN START
ADMINISTERING THE MEDICATION...
AS SOON AS MY VOLUNTEER
NURSE GETS HERE.
ACTUALLY, SHE
SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE.
DON'T LOSE YOUR PATIENCE.
"LOSE YOUR PATIENTS"?
SOMEBODY GET ME SOME OVERALLS.
I'M GOIN' TO THE FUNNY FARM.
OH, WHY, LOOK AT YOU.
YA LOOK SO PERFECT IN YOUR LITTLE
WHITE NURSE'S UNIFORM... THANK YOU.
OH, EXCEPT FOR THIS LITTLE
STAIN HERE ON YOUR NECK.
HMM. HM. OOH! OOH!
OW, ELSEE. SHOW SOME,
UH, BEDSIDE MANNER.
WELL, I WAS TRYIN' TO.
PLEASE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
ATTEND TO THAT WOMAN OVER THERE.
OH, LOOK AT THESE
BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BABIES.
OH, HAIR'S SO SOFT, AND
LITTLE BUTTON NOSE...
WORK THAT AREOLA, CHILD.
ARE YOU SURE YOU GONNA BE
ABLE TO NURSE THESE TWO BABIES?
I'VE SEEN BIGGER
BREASTS AT ZACKY FARMS.
ELSEE, I BELIEVE
THAT MRS. WALTERS...
IS QUITE CAPABLE OF
DOING THAT HERSELF.
EXCUSE ME, NURSE, COULD I PLEASE GET SOMETHING
FOR MY THROAT? MY THROAT IS KILLIN' ME.
OH, WHY, CERTAINLY. DON'T
YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT.
COUSIN ELSEE'LL
TAKE RIGHT CARE OF IT.
ALL RIGHT. NOW,
OPEN UP AND SAY "AH."
AAAH. AH?
AH?
ELSEE! NOW, TURN OVER. LET COUSIN
ELSEE TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE.
ELSEE, PLEASE! GET HER AWAY FROM
ME. SOMEBODY CALL ME A DOCTOR.
OKAY. YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
GOLLY, SOMEBODY SET
UP THE LOBOTOMY ROOM,
'CAUSE I'M GONNA HAVE A
PIECE OF MY BRAIN CUT OUT.
ELSEE, WHY DON'T YOU
COME OVER HERE, AND, UH...
WHERE I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU?
OKAY.
NOW, ACCORDING
TO THIS MAN'S CHART,
HE NEEDS TO BE
PREPARED FOR SURGERY.
- OKAY. I GUESS THAT MEANS I'M
GOING TO HAVE TO SHAVE HIM.
- FOR HEART SURGERY?
NOW, NEVER YOU MIND. JUST LAY BACK
AND LET COUSIN ELSEE DO THE WORK.
NOW, WHERE'S MY RAZOR?
AND MY MAGNIFYING GLASS?
NURSE!
ELSEE, PLEASE. GET A
GRIP. WELL, I HAD ONE.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME
OVER HERE AND HELP ME?
OH, ISN'T THIS SOMETHIN'.
A MAN IN A TENT.
WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS NICE TO GET
IN SOME CAMPIN' WHILE YOU'RE SICK.
UH, NO, ELSEE,
THIS IS A COMA TENT.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MASSAGE HIS
MUSCLES WHILE I LOOK OVER HIS VITAL SIGNS.
ALL RIGHTY.
POOR LITTLE THING, ALL TRAPPED
UP IN A LITTLE PLASTIC BUBBLE.
LET COUSIN ELSEE SOOTHE YA.
JUST LAY BACK, HONEY,
'CAUSE WHEN COUSIN ELSEE GET THAT FEELIN',
I'LL GIVE YOU SOME OF MY SEXUAL HEALIN'.
ELSEE! GET OFF!
I DON'T MIND IF I DO.
FOR GOD'S SAKES.
THE MAN IS IN A COMA!
NOT ANYMORE HE'S NOT. COUSIN
ELSEE DONE REVIVED THE DEAD.
MR. FLEMING, YOU'RE CONSCIOUS!
THAT WAS A MARVELOUS THING YOU DID,
MADAM. HOW CAN WE EVER REPAY YOU?
OH, THERE AIN'T NO NEED
TO REPAY COUSIN ELSEE.
JUST A LITTLE HUG
FROM THE DOCTOR'LL DO.
OH, ANYTHING FOR
YOU, MA'AM. OKAY.
HEY!
SOMEONE GET THIS
BIG BITCH OFF ME!
STOP IT! HE'S FLATLINING AGAIN!
ELSEE! GET OFF!
OKAY, ROLL CAMERAS,
PLACES, AND ACTION.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. ♪♪
♪ STAR PAC COMPUTERS
HELP US COMPUTE ♪
♪ THIS IS SOMETHIN'
YOU CAN'T DISPUTE ♪
- ♪ JUST TURN IT ON ♪
- ♪ AND REV IT UP ♪
♪ OUR STAR PAC LET'S
US KNOW ♪ - ♪ WHASSUP ♪
STOP! ♪♪
WHY IS IT THAT NO MATTER
WHAT THE PRODUCT IS,
BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SINGING,
RAPPING AND DANCING IN COMMERCIALS?
♪♪
♪ IT'S EASY TO USE ♪
♪ THAT AIN'T NO JIVE ♪
♪ STAR PAC COMPUTERS
♪ ♪ GIMME FIVE ♪♪
AHHH!
WHY?
WELCOME TO THE DYSFUNCTIONAL
HOME CHRISTMAS SHOW.
YEAH, OKAY, WE KNOW IT'S JANUARY, BUT THE
FAMILY JUST WOKE UP FROM A TWO-WEEK DRUNK.
AND NOW HERE'S OUR
HOST, GRANDPA JACK McGEE.
OH, HI,
AND WELCOME BACK TO THE
DYSFUNCTIONAL HOME SHOW.
I JUST GOT FIRED
FROM A GIG AT MACY'S.
LIKE I'M THE FIRST SANTA
THAT EVER THREW UP ON A KID.
THIS WEEK... THIS WEEK...
WE'RE GONNA SHOW YA HOW TO
HAVE A DYSFUNCTIONAL CHRISTMAS.
HO, HO, HO.
I WISH I COULD
SUCK ON A 12-GAUGE.
OKAY. LET'S GET INTO
THE SPIRIT OF THIS THING.
WE'RE GONNA START WITH
GRANDPA JACK'S SPECIAL RECIPE...
FOR CHRISTMAS RUM CAKE.
FIRST STEP, YA GET THE CAKE.
STEP NUMBER TWO,
YA ADD A DASH OF GRANDPA'S
SECRET INGREDIENT:
PORK AND BEANS.
PORK AND BEANS!
YUM, YUM.
NOW, ONCE THE FAMILY
GETS A TASTE OF THAT,
THEY'RE GONNA L-L-L...
THEY'RE GONNA L-L...
THEY'RE...
AND THAT'S WHERE
THE RUM COMES IN.
UH... OH.
THAT MUST BE MY STEPDAUGHTER...
AND MY LITTLE GRANDCHILDREN.
YOU KNOW, CHRISTMAS
IS A TIME FOR FAMILY.
- COME HERE, KIDS.
- COME ON.
YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SPERM.
HO, HO, UH, HO. HOLY...
GREAT GRANDMA FORGOT
TO HANG UP HER STOCKING.
HEY, KIDS, LOOK WHO IT IS.
IT'S TIME FOR GREAT
GRANDMA McGEE'S...
TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS STORY.
GATHER 'ROUND, KIDDIES. COME
ON, KIDS. GET THE LEAD OUT!
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? ANYWAY,
'TWAS THE NIGHT
BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,
- NOTHIN' WAS STIRRIN'...
- NOTHIN'.
NOT EVEN A LITTLE
OLD, LITTLE MARTINI.
WHEN OUT ON THE PORCH
CAME A THUNDERING CLATTER.
IT WAS THE SOCIAL WORKER
COME TO TAKE ALL MY BABIES...
ALL OF 'EM EXCEPT JACK!
GRANDPA JACK... THAT'S RIGHT.
HE WAS STILL IN MY
FESTERING WOMB.
I BEGGED HER TO
TAKE HIM, BUT NO!
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
HEY, I THINK I LEFT MY
BOTTLE OPENER IN THERE.
WELL, IT'S MINE
NOW, JACK. ALL RIGHT.
HEY, KIDS,
IT'S TIME TO LIGHT THE TREE.
OOH.
OKAY, KIDS, IT'S TIME TO
JOIN IN THE SINGING OF...
GET OUTTA THE WAY!
TO JOIN IN THE SINGING...
OF OUR DYSFUNCTIONAL
CHRISTMAS ANTHEM.
OH, GOD. SHUT UP!
♪ ON THE EIGHTH
DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪
♪ EIGHT RESTRAINING ORDERS ♪
♪ SEVEN PILLS A-POPPIN'
SIX-PACKS OF BEER ♪
♪ FIVE DRY-Y-Y HEAVES ♪
♪ FOUR COUNTS OF
BATTERY THREE BLACK EYES ♪
♪ TWO-TIMING WIVES ♪
♪ AND CAN OF PORK AND BEANS ♪♪
PORK AND BEANS!
OH, YOU SHUT UP,
JACK. YOU CAN'T SING.
YOU NEVER COULD SING.
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'? YOUR CHILDREN SENT
THIS CHAMPAGNE WITH THEIR BEST WISHES.
THEY WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT
FOR YOU ON YOUR SECOND HONEYMOON.
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, EVERY DAY IS LIKE A
SECOND HONEYMOON WITH OLD MR. BROOKS, HERE.
THAT'S RIGHT. THE TUNNEL BEEN
DARK, BUT WE CAN STILL SEE THE LIGHT.
THAT'S GREAT. I JUST... THAT'S
WHY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS...
WE STILL TOGETHER.
THAT'S REALLY GOOD. A-AND YOU'RE A
BIG INSPIRATION. WELL, ALL RIGHT, NOW.
GO AHEAD ON WITH YOU.
YEAH, IT'S ABOUT TIME WE WENT ON
OUR SECOND HONEYMOON, MISS BROOKS.
COURSE, I'LL NEVER FORGET
OUR FIRST HONEYMOON.
YOU CAME OUT THE BATHROOM
WEARIN' A PEEKABOO NIGHTIE.
FIRST I PEEKED,
AND THEN I BOOED.
WELL, MAYBE YOU'D GET A LITTLE MORE ACTION
IF YOU WERE BETTER LOOKIN', MR. BROOKS.
WHY, THE LAST TIME YOU STUCK YOUR FACE OUT
THE CAR WINDOW, YOU GOT ARRESTED FOR MOONIN'.
NOW, I WOULDN'T TALK
ABOUT UGLY, MISS BROOKS.
WHY, WITH THAT OVERBITE OF YOUR, YOU CAN KISS
A MAN AND COMB HIS MOUSTACHE AT THE SAME TIME.
WOULD YOU MIND GETTIN'
MY SLIPPERS, MISS BROOKS?
I WOULDN'T BE TALKIN' ABOUT
BAD TEETH, MR. BROOKS.
YOUR DENTURES GOT SO MUCH FOOD STUCK IN 'EM,
SALLY STRUTHERS WANTED TO SEND 'EM TO AFRICA.
UH, MISS BROOKS, WHAT'S
THE PAR ON THIS HOLE? WHAT?
MR. BROOKS, I BELIEVE THEM FUNKY, FURRY
SLIPPERS OF YOURS ARE UP UNDER THE BED.
OH, I-I'LL GET 'EM MYSELF. GUESS I'M
A EXPERT AT FUNKY, FURRY THINGS.
OH! OH.
UH, MISS BROOKS, I
BELIEVE I FOUND YOUR I.U.D.
MR. BROOKS, I DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL.
YOUR FACE JUST DOES FINE.
OH, I SEE YOU'S A STRONG
WOMAN, MISS BROOKS.
THAT MUST COME FROM
LIFTIN' 500 POUNDS...
EVERY TIME YA GET
UP OFF THE TOILETTE.
FUNNY, YOU BRINGIN' UP THE TOILET, WITH YOUR
FATHER'S FLATULENCE PROBLEM, MR. BROOKS.
WHY, THE ONLY WAY THAT MAN COULD PASS MORE
GAS IS IF AN EXXON TRUCK DROVE OUT HIS BUTT.
WATCH IT. WATCH IT. WATCH
IT, NOW. WATCH IT, NOW.
- ARE YOU GONNA TUCK ME IN,
MR. BROOKS, OR WHAT?
- NO, BUT I'M GONNA TUCK YOU UP.
WHAT?
WELL, MISS BROOKS, IT'S 'BOUT
TIME FOR YOUR DREAM TO COME TRUE,
'CAUSE I'M FINALLY
GONNA POKE YA.
OOH!
OOH. LORD, MISS BROOKS, YOU
MUST WEIGH DAMN NEAR A TON THERE.
WHOO! YA GOT MORE FATTY GREASE UP UNDER
YOUR CHIN THAN THE COLONEL'S CHICKEN FRYER.
I WOULDN'T BRING UP THE
COLONEL, IF I WERE YOU,
SEEIN' HOW YOUR UNDERPANTS COULDN'T
HOLD MUCH MORE THAN A ONE-WING KIDDIE MEAL.
OH, COME ON AND GET IT,
THERE, STINKER. COME ON. YAH!
HOO! HA, HA.
OH, NOW, MR. BROOKS, YOU'RE
GONNA GET IT, AND GET IT GOOD.
WHY, IS YOUR
SISTER IN TOWN? OOH!
MR. BROOKS, I'M ABOUT TO
DO THE BIONIC SUPLEX ON YA.
WELL, I HOPE YA DON'T GIVE ME HERPES SIMPLEX
AGAIN. NOW THE AIRPLANE. THE AIRPLANE!
OOH, I'M GONNA RIDE THE BULL TO
GRANDPA'S HOUSE. OOH! OOH, LORD. LORD!
HEY, I WAS... UH, I WAS JUST BRINGIN'
THE CHAMPAGNE GLASSES BACK,
BUT LOOK LIKE YOU TWO
LOVEBIRDS COULDN'T WAIT.
WE STILL TOGETHER.
♪♪ YO, WHASSUP? WE ARE
PROUD TO DEBUT A NEW RAP GROUP...
KICKIN' OFF THEIR
SINGLE, "REBIRTH OF SLICK."
PLEASE WELCOME PENDULUM
RECORDING ARTISTS, DIGABLE PLANETS.
PEACE, WORLD. STRAIGHT FROM THE
COLORFUL GHETTOS OF OUTER SPACE.
YOU'VE GOT THE MAN, THE WOMAN AND CHILD.
AND WE COME IN THE FORM OF A DIGABLE PLANET.
♪ YEAH, IT'S THE BUTTERFLY IT'S
THE LADYBUG IT'S THE DOODLEBUG ♪
AND THIS "THE REBIRTH OF
SLICK," SO CHECK-CHECK IT OUT.
♪ NOW YOU KNOW WE GOT A ♪ ♪
GANG OF COOL JAZZ FOR YOUR MIND ♪
♪ IT AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A ♪ ♪
GANG OF COOL JAZZ FOR YOUR MIND ♪
♪ FROM THE PLANETS COMES A ♪ ♪
GANG OF COOL JAZZ FOR YOUR MIND ♪
- ♪ I MAKE A CUT LIKE IT'S A ♪
- ♪ GANG OF COOL JAZZ
FOR YOUR MIND ♪
TAKE IT. ♪ WE, LIKE THE BREEZE,
FLOWED STRAIGHT OUT OF OUR LIDS ♪
♪ THEM, THEY GOT BOOED BY
THESE HARD-ROCK BROOKLYN KIDS ♪
♪ US FLOW A RUSH WHEN
THE D.J.'S BOOMIN' CLASSICS ♪
♪ YOU FINALLY HEAR THE CREW
WITH THE PHATTEST HIP-HOP RECORD ♪
♪ HE TOUCH THE KINKS AND
SINKS INTO THE SOUNDS ♪
♪ SHE FREQUENTS THE PHATTER
JOINTS CALLED UNDERGROUNDS ♪
♪ OUR FUNK ZOOMS LIKE
YOU NEVER BE THE SAME ♪
♪ WE CHANGE YOUR BOOGIE 'CAUSE
YOUR BOOGIE HAD TO CHANGE ♪
♪ WHO FREAKS THE CLIPS WITH
BADDER MOUTH PERCUSSION ♪
♪ WHERE KINKY HAIR GOES TO
UNTHOUGHT-OF DIMENSIONS ♪
♪ WHY'S IT SO FLY HEY,
HIP-HOP KEPT SOME DRAMA ♪
♪ WHEN BUTTERFLY ROCKED
HIS LIGHT BLUE-SUEDE PUMAS ♪
♪ WHAT BY THE CUT WE
PUSH IT OFF THE CORNER ♪
♪ HOW WAS THE BUZZ
ENTIRE HIP-HOP ERA ♪
♪ WAS FRESH AND PHAT SINCE
THEY STARTED SAYIN' I'M AUDI ♪
♪ 'CAUSE FUNK'S MADE PHAT
FROM RIGHT BENEATH MY HOODIE ♪
♪ THE POOH-BAH OF THE
STYLES LIKE MILES YOU BOUGHT ♪
♪ LIKE '60s FUNKY WORMS
WITH WAVES AND PERMS ♪
♪ JUST SENDIN' JUNKY RHYTHMS
TO MY SISTERS AND MY BROTHERS ♪
♪ BUT THAT'S HOW I'M LIVIN' WHEN I'M LIVIN'
ON LIVING COLOR AND I'M COOL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M COOL LIKE DAT I'M COOL
LIKE DAT I'M COOL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M COOL LIKE DAT
I'M COOL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M COOL LIKE DAT I'M
COOL, NOW ♪ CHECK IT OUT.
♪ STRAIGHT FROM THE SIX SO
YOU GOT TO DIG THE RAPS ♪ ♪ UH ♪
♪ SHE INNOVATES AFTER
SWEETER CAT NAPS ♪
♪ HE, AT THE FUNK
CLUB WITH THE VIBRATE ♪
♪ THEM, THEY BE CRAZY
DOWN WITH THE FIVE NATE ♪
♪ IT CAN KICK A PLAN
THEN A CROWD BURST ♪
♪ ME, I BE DIGGING IT
WITH THE BUMP VERSE ♪
♪ US WE BE FREAKIN'
TILL DAWN BLINKS AN EYE ♪
♪ HE GIVES THE STRANGEST
SMILE SO I SAY HI ♪ WHASSUP?
♪ WHO UNDERSTOOD, YEAH
UNDERSTOOD THE PLANS ♪
♪ HIM HEARD A BEAT
AND PUT IT TO HIS HANDS ♪
♪ WHAT, I JUST FLIP LET
BORDERS GET LOOSE ♪
♪ HOW TO CONSUME OR
THE BEAT'S JUST LIKE JUICE ♪
♪ IF IT'S THE COOL WE'LL
LIFT IT OFF THE PLASTIC ♪
♪ THE BABES'LL GO SPASTIC HIP-HOP
GAINS A CLASSIC ♪ ♪ AND, AND ♪
♪ PIMP, PLAYER, SHARK IT DON'T MATTER,
I'M PHATTER "AKS" 'BUTTER HOW I ZONE ♪
- ♪ GO O' CLEOPATRA JONES ♪
- ♪ AND I'M CHILL LIKE DAT
I'M CHILL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M CHILL LIKE DAT
I'M CHILL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M CHILL LIKE DAT
I'M CHILL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M CHILL LIKE DAT I'M CHILL LIKE
DAT ♪ ♪ LADYBUG, YOU KNOW ♪
♪ THE MIND IS TIME
THE MIND IS SPACE ♪
♪ A HORN RUSH, A BASS
BUST FOR MINDS TO TASTE ♪
♪ THE MIND IS TIME
THE MIND IS SPACE ♪
♪ A HORN RUSH, A BASS
BUST FOR MINDS TO TASTE ♪
♪ THE MIND IS TIME
THE MIND IS SPACE ♪
♪ A HORN RUSH, A BASS
BUST FOR MINDS TO TASTE ♪
♪ THE MIND IS TIME
THE MIND IS SPACE ♪
♪ A HORN RUSH, A BASS
BUST FOR MINDS TO TASTE ♪
YO. ♪ WE GET YOU FREE
'CAUSE THE CLIPS BE PHAT ♪♪
BODYBUILDER VERA DE MILO.
A WOMAN LIKE ME GIVES
OFF MANY SPECIAL SCENTS,
ESPECIALLY AFTER A GRUELING
AFTERNOON OF DEEP POWER SQUATS.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE TO
PROMOTE MY NEW FRAGRANCE,
VERA.
WHY WORK AS HARD AS I DO,
WHEN YOU CAN JUST SMELL LIKE IT?
OOH! GOOD GOLLY, VERA.
THAT FRAGRANCE SURE DOESN'T
SMELL TUTTI-FRUTTI TO ME.
I MEAN, IF IT'S MADE FOR A WOMAN,
HOW COME I LIKE IT SO MUCH?
BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE A
SWEATY GUY. OOH, SHUT UP.
IT'S A VERY SPECIAL COMBINATION
OF ROSE HIPS, ATHLETE'S FOOT FUNGI...
AND STINKY FLUIDS THAT KEEP
RUNNING OUT OF MY BODY WHEN I POSE.
OOH, LORD, SMELLS LIKE
THE LAKERS. SHUT UP.
MY WIND SONG STAYS ON YOUR MIND.
HIT IT, RICHARD. ♪♪
♪ THERE'S AN ODOR
AROUND THE GYM ♪
♪ AND THEY CALL IT VERA ♪
♪ IT'S MADE FOR HER
BUT IT SMELLS LIKE HIM ♪
♪ THEY CALL IT VERA ♪
♪ SHE'S THE WENCH
WITH THE STENCH ♪
♪ VERA ♪ ♪ LEAVES A MARK
ON THE BENCH OOH, LORD ♪
♪ NOW THEY'VE BOTTLED THAT
STENCH FOR YOU AND THEY CALL IT ♪
♪ VERA ♪ ♪ OOH ♪
OH, LORD.
♪ OOH ♪♪ VERA PERFUME.
MAY CAUSE SIDE EFFECTS. NOT
RECOMMENDED FOR USE DURING PREGNANCY.
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP
AND SIP ON A DREAM ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE
ON A FUNKY SCENE ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE
DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO ♪♪
DOCTOR, I CAN START
ADMINISTERING THE MEDICATION...
AS SOON AS MY VOLUNTEER
NURSE GETS HERE.
ACTUALLY, SHE
SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE.
DON'T LOSE YOUR PATIENCE.
"LOSE YOUR PATIENTS"?
SOMEBODY GET ME SOME OVERALLS.
I'M GOIN' TO THE FUNNY FARM.
OH, WHY, LOOK AT YOU.
YA LOOK SO PERFECT IN YOUR LITTLE
WHITE NURSE'S UNIFORM... THANK YOU.
OH, EXCEPT FOR THIS LITTLE
STAIN HERE ON YOUR NECK.
HMM. HM. OOH! OOH!
OW, ELSEE. SHOW SOME,
UH, BEDSIDE MANNER.
WELL, I WAS TRYIN' TO.
PLEASE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
ATTEND TO THAT WOMAN OVER THERE.
OH, LOOK AT THESE
BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BABIES.
OH, HAIR'S SO SOFT, AND
LITTLE BUTTON NOSE...
WORK THAT AREOLA, CHILD.
ARE YOU SURE YOU GONNA BE
ABLE TO NURSE THESE TWO BABIES?
I'VE SEEN BIGGER
BREASTS AT ZACKY FARMS.
ELSEE, I BELIEVE
THAT MRS. WALTERS...
IS QUITE CAPABLE OF
DOING THAT HERSELF.
EXCUSE ME, NURSE, COULD I PLEASE GET SOMETHING
FOR MY THROAT? MY THROAT IS KILLIN' ME.
OH, WHY, CERTAINLY. DON'T
YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT.
COUSIN ELSEE'LL
TAKE RIGHT CARE OF IT.
ALL RIGHT. NOW,
OPEN UP AND SAY "AH."
AAAH. AH?
AH?
ELSEE! NOW, TURN OVER. LET COUSIN
ELSEE TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE.
ELSEE, PLEASE! GET HER AWAY FROM
ME. SOMEBODY CALL ME A DOCTOR.
OKAY. YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
GOLLY, SOMEBODY SET
UP THE LOBOTOMY ROOM,
'CAUSE I'M GONNA HAVE A
PIECE OF MY BRAIN CUT OUT.
ELSEE, WHY DON'T YOU
COME OVER HERE, AND, UH...
WHERE I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU?
OKAY.
NOW, ACCORDING
TO THIS MAN'S CHART,
HE NEEDS TO BE
PREPARED FOR SURGERY.
- OKAY. I GUESS THAT MEANS I'M
GOING TO HAVE TO SHAVE HIM.
- FOR HEART SURGERY?
NOW, NEVER YOU MIND. JUST LAY BACK
AND LET COUSIN ELSEE DO THE WORK.
NOW, WHERE'S MY RAZOR?
AND MY MAGNIFYING GLASS?
NURSE!
ELSEE, PLEASE. GET A
GRIP. WELL, I HAD ONE.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME
OVER HERE AND HELP ME?
OH, ISN'T THIS SOMETHIN'.
A MAN IN A TENT.
WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS NICE TO GET
IN SOME CAMPIN' WHILE YOU'RE SICK.
UH, NO, ELSEE,
THIS IS A COMA TENT.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MASSAGE HIS
MUSCLES WHILE I LOOK OVER HIS VITAL SIGNS.
ALL RIGHTY.
POOR LITTLE THING, ALL TRAPPED
UP IN A LITTLE PLASTIC BUBBLE.
LET COUSIN ELSEE SOOTHE YA.
JUST LAY BACK, HONEY,
'CAUSE WHEN COUSIN ELSEE GET THAT FEELIN',
I'LL GIVE YOU SOME OF MY SEXUAL HEALIN'.
ELSEE! GET OFF!
I DON'T MIND IF I DO.
FOR GOD'S SAKES.
THE MAN IS IN A COMA!
NOT ANYMORE HE'S NOT. COUSIN
ELSEE DONE REVIVED THE DEAD.
MR. FLEMING, YOU'RE CONSCIOUS!
THAT WAS A MARVELOUS THING YOU DID,
MADAM. HOW CAN WE EVER REPAY YOU?
OH, THERE AIN'T NO NEED
TO REPAY COUSIN ELSEE.
JUST A LITTLE HUG
FROM THE DOCTOR'LL DO.
OH, ANYTHING FOR
YOU, MA'AM. OKAY.
HEY!
SOMEONE GET THIS
BIG BITCH OFF ME!
STOP IT! HE'S FLATLINING AGAIN!
ELSEE! GET OFF!
OKAY, ROLL CAMERAS,
PLACES, AND ACTION.
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STOP! ♪♪
WHY IS IT THAT NO MATTER
WHAT THE PRODUCT IS,
BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SINGING,
RAPPING AND DANCING IN COMMERCIALS?
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AHHH!
WHY?
WELCOME TO THE DYSFUNCTIONAL
HOME CHRISTMAS SHOW.
YEAH, OKAY, WE KNOW IT'S JANUARY, BUT THE
FAMILY JUST WOKE UP FROM A TWO-WEEK DRUNK.
AND NOW HERE'S OUR
HOST, GRANDPA JACK McGEE.
OH, HI,
AND WELCOME BACK TO THE
DYSFUNCTIONAL HOME SHOW.
I JUST GOT FIRED
FROM A GIG AT MACY'S.
LIKE I'M THE FIRST SANTA
THAT EVER THREW UP ON A KID.
THIS WEEK... THIS WEEK...
WE'RE GONNA SHOW YA HOW TO
HAVE A DYSFUNCTIONAL CHRISTMAS.
HO, HO, HO.
I WISH I COULD
SUCK ON A 12-GAUGE.
OKAY. LET'S GET INTO
THE SPIRIT OF THIS THING.
WE'RE GONNA START WITH
GRANDPA JACK'S SPECIAL RECIPE...
FOR CHRISTMAS RUM CAKE.
FIRST STEP, YA GET THE CAKE.
STEP NUMBER TWO,
YA ADD A DASH OF GRANDPA'S
SECRET INGREDIENT:
PORK AND BEANS.
PORK AND BEANS!
YUM, YUM.
NOW, ONCE THE FAMILY
GETS A TASTE OF THAT,
THEY'RE GONNA L-L-L...
THEY'RE GONNA L-L...
THEY'RE...
AND THAT'S WHERE
THE RUM COMES IN.
UH... OH.
THAT MUST BE MY STEPDAUGHTER...
AND MY LITTLE GRANDCHILDREN.
YOU KNOW, CHRISTMAS
IS A TIME FOR FAMILY.
- COME HERE, KIDS.
- COME ON.
YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SPERM.
HO, HO, UH, HO. HOLY...
GREAT GRANDMA FORGOT
TO HANG UP HER STOCKING.
HEY, KIDS, LOOK WHO IT IS.
IT'S TIME FOR GREAT
GRANDMA McGEE'S...
TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS STORY.
GATHER 'ROUND, KIDDIES. COME
ON, KIDS. GET THE LEAD OUT!
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? ANYWAY,
'TWAS THE NIGHT
BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,
- NOTHIN' WAS STIRRIN'...
- NOTHIN'.
NOT EVEN A LITTLE
OLD, LITTLE MARTINI.
WHEN OUT ON THE PORCH
CAME A THUNDERING CLATTER.
IT WAS THE SOCIAL WORKER
COME TO TAKE ALL MY BABIES...
ALL OF 'EM EXCEPT JACK!
GRANDPA JACK... THAT'S RIGHT.
HE WAS STILL IN MY
FESTERING WOMB.
I BEGGED HER TO
TAKE HIM, BUT NO!
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
HEY, I THINK I LEFT MY
BOTTLE OPENER IN THERE.
WELL, IT'S MINE
NOW, JACK. ALL RIGHT.
HEY, KIDS,
IT'S TIME TO LIGHT THE TREE.
OOH.
OKAY, KIDS, IT'S TIME TO
JOIN IN THE SINGING OF...
GET OUTTA THE WAY!
TO JOIN IN THE SINGING...
OF OUR DYSFUNCTIONAL
CHRISTMAS ANTHEM.
OH, GOD. SHUT UP!
♪ ON THE EIGHTH
DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪
♪ EIGHT RESTRAINING ORDERS ♪
♪ SEVEN PILLS A-POPPIN'
SIX-PACKS OF BEER ♪
♪ FIVE DRY-Y-Y HEAVES ♪
♪ FOUR COUNTS OF
BATTERY THREE BLACK EYES ♪
♪ TWO-TIMING WIVES ♪
♪ AND CAN OF PORK AND BEANS ♪♪
PORK AND BEANS!
OH, YOU SHUT UP,
JACK. YOU CAN'T SING.
YOU NEVER COULD SING.
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'? YOUR CHILDREN SENT
THIS CHAMPAGNE WITH THEIR BEST WISHES.
THEY WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT
FOR YOU ON YOUR SECOND HONEYMOON.
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, EVERY DAY IS LIKE A
SECOND HONEYMOON WITH OLD MR. BROOKS, HERE.
THAT'S RIGHT. THE TUNNEL BEEN
DARK, BUT WE CAN STILL SEE THE LIGHT.
THAT'S GREAT. I JUST... THAT'S
WHY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS...
WE STILL TOGETHER.
THAT'S REALLY GOOD. A-AND YOU'RE A
BIG INSPIRATION. WELL, ALL RIGHT, NOW.
GO AHEAD ON WITH YOU.
YEAH, IT'S ABOUT TIME WE WENT ON
OUR SECOND HONEYMOON, MISS BROOKS.
COURSE, I'LL NEVER FORGET
OUR FIRST HONEYMOON.
YOU CAME OUT THE BATHROOM
WEARIN' A PEEKABOO NIGHTIE.
FIRST I PEEKED,
AND THEN I BOOED.
WELL, MAYBE YOU'D GET A LITTLE MORE ACTION
IF YOU WERE BETTER LOOKIN', MR. BROOKS.
WHY, THE LAST TIME YOU STUCK YOUR FACE OUT
THE CAR WINDOW, YOU GOT ARRESTED FOR MOONIN'.
NOW, I WOULDN'T TALK
ABOUT UGLY, MISS BROOKS.
WHY, WITH THAT OVERBITE OF YOUR, YOU CAN KISS
A MAN AND COMB HIS MOUSTACHE AT THE SAME TIME.
WOULD YOU MIND GETTIN'
MY SLIPPERS, MISS BROOKS?
I WOULDN'T BE TALKIN' ABOUT
BAD TEETH, MR. BROOKS.
YOUR DENTURES GOT SO MUCH FOOD STUCK IN 'EM,
SALLY STRUTHERS WANTED TO SEND 'EM TO AFRICA.
UH, MISS BROOKS, WHAT'S
THE PAR ON THIS HOLE? WHAT?
MR. BROOKS, I BELIEVE THEM FUNKY, FURRY
SLIPPERS OF YOURS ARE UP UNDER THE BED.
OH, I-I'LL GET 'EM MYSELF. GUESS I'M
A EXPERT AT FUNKY, FURRY THINGS.
OH! OH.
UH, MISS BROOKS, I
BELIEVE I FOUND YOUR I.U.D.
MR. BROOKS, I DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL.
YOUR FACE JUST DOES FINE.
OH, I SEE YOU'S A STRONG
WOMAN, MISS BROOKS.
THAT MUST COME FROM
LIFTIN' 500 POUNDS...
EVERY TIME YA GET
UP OFF THE TOILETTE.
FUNNY, YOU BRINGIN' UP THE TOILET, WITH YOUR
FATHER'S FLATULENCE PROBLEM, MR. BROOKS.
WHY, THE ONLY WAY THAT MAN COULD PASS MORE
GAS IS IF AN EXXON TRUCK DROVE OUT HIS BUTT.
WATCH IT. WATCH IT. WATCH
IT, NOW. WATCH IT, NOW.
- ARE YOU GONNA TUCK ME IN,
MR. BROOKS, OR WHAT?
- NO, BUT I'M GONNA TUCK YOU UP.
WHAT?
WELL, MISS BROOKS, IT'S 'BOUT
TIME FOR YOUR DREAM TO COME TRUE,
'CAUSE I'M FINALLY
GONNA POKE YA.
OOH!
OOH. LORD, MISS BROOKS, YOU
MUST WEIGH DAMN NEAR A TON THERE.
WHOO! YA GOT MORE FATTY GREASE UP UNDER
YOUR CHIN THAN THE COLONEL'S CHICKEN FRYER.
I WOULDN'T BRING UP THE
COLONEL, IF I WERE YOU,
SEEIN' HOW YOUR UNDERPANTS COULDN'T
HOLD MUCH MORE THAN A ONE-WING KIDDIE MEAL.
OH, COME ON AND GET IT,
THERE, STINKER. COME ON. YAH!
HOO! HA, HA.
OH, NOW, MR. BROOKS, YOU'RE
GONNA GET IT, AND GET IT GOOD.
WHY, IS YOUR
SISTER IN TOWN? OOH!
MR. BROOKS, I'M ABOUT TO
DO THE BIONIC SUPLEX ON YA.
WELL, I HOPE YA DON'T GIVE ME HERPES SIMPLEX
AGAIN. NOW THE AIRPLANE. THE AIRPLANE!
OOH, I'M GONNA RIDE THE BULL TO
GRANDPA'S HOUSE. OOH! OOH, LORD. LORD!
HEY, I WAS... UH, I WAS JUST BRINGIN'
THE CHAMPAGNE GLASSES BACK,
BUT LOOK LIKE YOU TWO
LOVEBIRDS COULDN'T WAIT.
WE STILL TOGETHER.
♪♪ YO, WHASSUP? WE ARE
PROUD TO DEBUT A NEW RAP GROUP...
KICKIN' OFF THEIR
SINGLE, "REBIRTH OF SLICK."
PLEASE WELCOME PENDULUM
RECORDING ARTISTS, DIGABLE PLANETS.
PEACE, WORLD. STRAIGHT FROM THE
COLORFUL GHETTOS OF OUTER SPACE.
YOU'VE GOT THE MAN, THE WOMAN AND CHILD.
AND WE COME IN THE FORM OF A DIGABLE PLANET.
♪ YEAH, IT'S THE BUTTERFLY IT'S
THE LADYBUG IT'S THE DOODLEBUG ♪
AND THIS "THE REBIRTH OF
SLICK," SO CHECK-CHECK IT OUT.
♪ NOW YOU KNOW WE GOT A ♪ ♪
GANG OF COOL JAZZ FOR YOUR MIND ♪
♪ IT AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A ♪ ♪
GANG OF COOL JAZZ FOR YOUR MIND ♪
♪ FROM THE PLANETS COMES A ♪ ♪
GANG OF COOL JAZZ FOR YOUR MIND ♪
- ♪ I MAKE A CUT LIKE IT'S A ♪
- ♪ GANG OF COOL JAZZ
FOR YOUR MIND ♪
TAKE IT. ♪ WE, LIKE THE BREEZE,
FLOWED STRAIGHT OUT OF OUR LIDS ♪
♪ THEM, THEY GOT BOOED BY
THESE HARD-ROCK BROOKLYN KIDS ♪
♪ US FLOW A RUSH WHEN
THE D.J.'S BOOMIN' CLASSICS ♪
♪ YOU FINALLY HEAR THE CREW
WITH THE PHATTEST HIP-HOP RECORD ♪
♪ HE TOUCH THE KINKS AND
SINKS INTO THE SOUNDS ♪
♪ SHE FREQUENTS THE PHATTER
JOINTS CALLED UNDERGROUNDS ♪
♪ OUR FUNK ZOOMS LIKE
YOU NEVER BE THE SAME ♪
♪ WE CHANGE YOUR BOOGIE 'CAUSE
YOUR BOOGIE HAD TO CHANGE ♪
♪ WHO FREAKS THE CLIPS WITH
BADDER MOUTH PERCUSSION ♪
♪ WHERE KINKY HAIR GOES TO
UNTHOUGHT-OF DIMENSIONS ♪
♪ WHY'S IT SO FLY HEY,
HIP-HOP KEPT SOME DRAMA ♪
♪ WHEN BUTTERFLY ROCKED
HIS LIGHT BLUE-SUEDE PUMAS ♪
♪ WHAT BY THE CUT WE
PUSH IT OFF THE CORNER ♪
♪ HOW WAS THE BUZZ
ENTIRE HIP-HOP ERA ♪
♪ WAS FRESH AND PHAT SINCE
THEY STARTED SAYIN' I'M AUDI ♪
♪ 'CAUSE FUNK'S MADE PHAT
FROM RIGHT BENEATH MY HOODIE ♪
♪ THE POOH-BAH OF THE
STYLES LIKE MILES YOU BOUGHT ♪
♪ LIKE '60s FUNKY WORMS
WITH WAVES AND PERMS ♪
♪ JUST SENDIN' JUNKY RHYTHMS
TO MY SISTERS AND MY BROTHERS ♪
♪ BUT THAT'S HOW I'M LIVIN' WHEN I'M LIVIN'
ON LIVING COLOR AND I'M COOL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M COOL LIKE DAT I'M COOL
LIKE DAT I'M COOL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M COOL LIKE DAT
I'M COOL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M COOL LIKE DAT I'M
COOL, NOW ♪ CHECK IT OUT.
♪ STRAIGHT FROM THE SIX SO
YOU GOT TO DIG THE RAPS ♪ ♪ UH ♪
♪ SHE INNOVATES AFTER
SWEETER CAT NAPS ♪
♪ HE, AT THE FUNK
CLUB WITH THE VIBRATE ♪
♪ THEM, THEY BE CRAZY
DOWN WITH THE FIVE NATE ♪
♪ IT CAN KICK A PLAN
THEN A CROWD BURST ♪
♪ ME, I BE DIGGING IT
WITH THE BUMP VERSE ♪
♪ US WE BE FREAKIN'
TILL DAWN BLINKS AN EYE ♪
♪ HE GIVES THE STRANGEST
SMILE SO I SAY HI ♪ WHASSUP?
♪ WHO UNDERSTOOD, YEAH
UNDERSTOOD THE PLANS ♪
♪ HIM HEARD A BEAT
AND PUT IT TO HIS HANDS ♪
♪ WHAT, I JUST FLIP LET
BORDERS GET LOOSE ♪
♪ HOW TO CONSUME OR
THE BEAT'S JUST LIKE JUICE ♪
♪ IF IT'S THE COOL WE'LL
LIFT IT OFF THE PLASTIC ♪
♪ THE BABES'LL GO SPASTIC HIP-HOP
GAINS A CLASSIC ♪ ♪ AND, AND ♪
♪ PIMP, PLAYER, SHARK IT DON'T MATTER,
I'M PHATTER "AKS" 'BUTTER HOW I ZONE ♪
- ♪ GO O' CLEOPATRA JONES ♪
- ♪ AND I'M CHILL LIKE DAT
I'M CHILL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M CHILL LIKE DAT
I'M CHILL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M CHILL LIKE DAT
I'M CHILL LIKE DAT ♪
♪ I'M CHILL LIKE DAT I'M CHILL LIKE
DAT ♪ ♪ LADYBUG, YOU KNOW ♪
♪ THE MIND IS TIME
THE MIND IS SPACE ♪
♪ A HORN RUSH, A BASS
BUST FOR MINDS TO TASTE ♪
♪ THE MIND IS TIME
THE MIND IS SPACE ♪
♪ A HORN RUSH, A BASS
BUST FOR MINDS TO TASTE ♪
♪ THE MIND IS TIME
THE MIND IS SPACE ♪
♪ A HORN RUSH, A BASS
BUST FOR MINDS TO TASTE ♪
♪ THE MIND IS TIME
THE MIND IS SPACE ♪
♪ A HORN RUSH, A BASS
BUST FOR MINDS TO TASTE ♪
YO. ♪ WE GET YOU FREE
'CAUSE THE CLIPS BE PHAT ♪♪