In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 3, Episode 15 - Grim Reaper - full transcript
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
WELCOME TO THE LAMAZE
METHOD OF NATURAL CHILDBIRTH.
LET'S SEE HOW WELL WE REMEMBER
LAST WEEK'S LESSON, LADIES.
WE'RE GONNA START BY
RELAXING OUR GROIN MUSCLES.
WELL, WELL!
HEY! I WAS GONNA
SUGGEST SPIN THE BOTTLE,
BUT LOOK LIKE Y'ALL ARE A
WHOLE LOT MORE ADVANCED.
FRENCHIE, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
THIS IS A LAMAZE CLASS.
LAMAZE? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
LaBELLE. WHERE'S PATTI AT?
[Chuckles] ♪ VOULEZ-VOUS
COUCHER AVEC MOI CE SOIR ♪
AND YOU ARE MISTER... OH,
LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I AM LEONARD, BUT ALL MY
FRIENDS CALL ME FRENCHIE,
'CAUSE I'M HIP, I'M SLICK AND ALL THE
LADIES LOVE MY CHILDBEARING HIPS.
OOH. WELL, LEONARD,
THIS IS NOT A PATTI
LaBELLE CONCERT.
MM-HMM. THIS IS THE LAMAZE
METHOD OF NATURAL CHILDBIRTH.
WELL, THAT'S GREAT, 'CAUSE
I WAS BORN NATURALLY.
THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
MM-HMM. THAT IS NATURAL.
HEY, JANICE, YOU LOOK PRETTY
GOOD LAYING DOWN LIKE THAT.
LAST TIME I SEEN YOU LIKE THAT WAS
IN THE LOCKER ROOM OF THE RAMS...
AFTER TWO SHOTS OF
TEQUILA. WHAT? THAT'S NOT...
OH, I SEE. WELL, JANICE, MAYBE...
MAYBE YOUR FRIEND LEONARD...
WOULD LIKE TO ACT AS
YOUR LAMAZE COACH.
I WOULD BE TRÈS PAP SMEAR. OH.
FRENCHIE? NO WAY. I AM WAITING FOR
MY HUSBAND, THE FATHER OF MY CHILD.
HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
[Instructor] OH, MY GOODNESS.
I'M SO FORGETFUL.
YOUR HUSBAND CALLED.
APPARENTLY HE WAS DRIVING ALONG THE
HIGHWAY AND HE SPUN OUT IN AN OIL SLICK.
I KNEW I DROPPED
MY T.C.B. SOMEWHERE.
- OH, MY GOD, WAS HE HURT?
- NO, NEITHER IS MY GREMLIN.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BABY. IF YOU'LL
JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN HERE, LEONARD.
ALL RIGHT. OKAY, NOW BEFORE WE
BEGIN ON OUR BREATHING TECHNIQUE,
I'M GOING TO SHOW
YOU A SHORT FILM...
THAT SHOULD TAKE SOME OF
THE MYSTERY OUT OF DELIVERY.
[Woman Breathing On Tape]
YOU SEE, THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN
WE FIRST BEGIN TO SEE THE HEAD.
HEY, HEY, HEY!
LAST TIME I SAW SOMETHING THIS FREAKY WAS
AT CLARENCE THOMAS'S HOUSE DOWN IN TIJUANA.
AIN'T LONG DONG
SILVER IN THIS ONE?
OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
UH, LET'S MOVE ON TO ONE OF
OUR MOST IMPORTANT TECHNIQUES,
THAT'S PANTING AND
HEAVY BREATHING.
WELL, SEEMS TO ME LIKE THAT'S
WHAT GOT YOU HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
FRENCHIE! AND...
[Women Breathing]
THAT'S RIGHT, NOW PUSH AND PUSH.
♪ PUSH, PUSH, INTO JANICE
PUSH, PUSH, INTO JANICE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW HOW TO GET
DOWN OOH, OOH, GO ON, JANICE ♪
MY GOODNESS, LEONARD, YOU CERTAINLY
HAVE ENOUGH ENTHUSIASM FOR THE REST OF US.
JANICE, PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO
DEMONSTRATE THE SIMULATED CHILDBIRTH.
YOU JUST HELP ME
PUSH WHILE I CONTRACT.
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT, JANICE.
MAKE SURE YOU'RE
REALLY PUSHING. SOMETIMES
THOSE LITTLE FELLAS
DON'T LIKE TO COME OUT.
WELL, HELL, CAN YOU BLAME
'EM? I WISH I COULD MOVE BACK.
[Moaning]
♪ GOOD GOD I GOT TO HAVE IT ♪
SOMEBODY BETTER CALL JAMES BROWN,
'CAUSE I THINK WE GOT A HIT ON OUR HANDS.
GO ON, BABY. OH, THERE IT IS!
OH, MY GOODNESS, JANICE. NOW, LEONARD,
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO WITH A CHILD?
WELL, LET'S SEE. WE GOTTA
SLAP IT... THAT'S RIGHT.
CLAMP IT AND THEN CURL HIM DOWN.
COME HERE, BABY BOY. DON'T
GET CARRIED AWAY, FRENCHIE.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, JANICE,
IF WE HAD A BOY,
THE HOUSE WOULD STAY CLEAN,
THE FENCE WOULD BE PAINTED...
AND THE GREMLIN WOULD
ALWAYS BE SHINY. REALLY?
THAT'S RIGHT, 'CAUSE I HAVE
SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR ME.
GOTCHA! [Baby Talk]
[Announcer] YOU'RE A NEW YORKER,
AND BECAUSE YOU'RE A NEW YORKER,
YOU DON'T CARE HOW YOU TRAVEL,
SO LONG AS IT'S QUICK AND IT'S CHEAP.
THAT'S WHY YOU TRAVEL BIG APPLE
AIRLINES... YOUR SUBWAY IN THE SKY.
YES, ON BIG APPLE AIRLINES,
COURTEOUS GUARDIAN ANGELS ARE
READY TO ATTEND TO YOUR EVERY NEED.
ENJOY A COMPLIMENTARY BEVERAGE.
MALT LIQUOR? THUNDERBIRD?
AND REST EASY KNOWING THAT
NEW YORK'S FINEST TRANSIT COPS...
ARE NEVER MORE
THAN A FEW FEET AWAY.
BUT THE REAL REASON
YOU FLY BIG APPLE AIR
IS THAT IT'S A TASTE OF
NEW YORK IN THE SKY.
FROM THE DELIGHTFUL URINE
SCENT THAT PERMEATES THE CABIN,
TO THE CRAZY COLLECTION
OF CHARACTERS.
HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS.
HEADSETS FOR THE MOVIE.
TO THE IMPASSIONED CRIES
FOR HELP IGNORED BY ALL.
EXCUSE ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
I DON'T LIKE TO BEG, AND
I DON'T WANT TO STEAL,
BUT I HAVE DEVELOPED AN
ALLERGY TO MY OWN SWEAT,
THUS I CANNOT WORK
OR IT WILL KILL ME.
CONTRIBUTIONS
WILL BE APPRECIATED.
[Announcer] IT'S BIG APPLE AIRLINES,
WHERE THE STREET MEETS THE SKY.
[Jamaican Accent] GOOD
MORNING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
UNFORTUNATELY, SOMEONE
JUMPED IN FRONT OF OUR PLANE,
SO WE'RE GOING TO BE A
LITTLE DELAYED THIS MORNING.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE REMEMBER
THE RULES OF FLYING ON BIG APPLE...
NO SMOKIN', NO SPITTIN',
NO DISCHARGIN' OF FIREARMS.
[Gunfire]
STREET NEWS! STREET NEWS!
YO, YO, LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
ABOUT TO TAKE OFF,
SO IF Y'ALL PLEASE JUST SIT DOWN
AND HOLD ON TO YOUR STRAPS,
WE'RE ABOUT TO CLOSE
THE DOORS, ALL RIGHT?
PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF.
[Karate Yell]
[Announcer] YES,
BIG APPLE AIRLINES...
YOUR SUBWAY IN THE SKY.
♪♪ [Whistling]
EXCUSE ME, BUT DON'T I KNOW YOU?
HEY, YOU'RE DARTH VADER
FROM THOSE SPACE WARS MOVIES.
IS THAT? YEAH.
NO, I'M NOT DARTH VADER,
OKAY. UH, ABE VIGODA.
NO. TELLY SAVALAS.
NO. GUESS AGAIN.
UM, OH, UNCLE FESTER!
LOOK, I MIGHT AS WELL
TELL YA. I'M DEATH, OKAY?
I WAS GONNA GUESS THAT NEXT,
EITHER DEATH OR KEITH RICHARDS.
HONEY, IT'S DEATH!
OH, MY GOD. HONEY, IT'S DEATH.
HE'S COME FOR US. NO.
BUT THANKS FOR REMINDING
ME OF KEITH RICHARDS. WHEW!
WOAH! HEY, LOOK, LET ME BUY
YOU A DRINK, HUH? HEY, WAITER!
OH, NO, NO, I CAN'T. WHAT DO
YOU WANT, A SUFFERING BASTARD?
NO, I CAN'T. HOW ABOUT A
ZOMBIE? ZOMBIES FOR EVERYONE.
KEEP 'EM COMING. PERFECT.
SO, IF YOU'RE NOT HERE ON BUSINESS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GRIM REAPER?
JUST LIKE YOU, I'M ON
VACATION. FIRST IN 3,000 YEARS.
I WANNA LEAVE ALL THAT
BEHIND AT THE OFFICE.
I HEAR THAT. NO,
NO, NO, I DON'T DRINK.
REALLY, I CAN'T. PLEASE. OH, COME
ON, LOOSEN UP. YOU'RE ON VACATION.
LIKE LIBERACE SAYS,
"COME ON, BOTTOMS UP."
HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
HEY, WHAT'S IT TAKE TO GET
ANOTHER DRINK AROUND HERE?
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
WELL, I... CAN I ASK
YOU SOMETHING?
OH, HONEY, COME ON. THE
MAN'S TRYING TO GET SOME REST.
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
GO AHEAD. ASK AWAY.
I JUST GOT TO KNOW... THE
KENNEDY ASSASSINATION...
DID OSWALD ACT ALONE?
HEY, THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW
AND OLIVER STONE TO FIND OUT.
DEATH, YOU SLAY ME! WATCH IT.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE GOT AN
IDEA, BUT IT IS SO NAUGHTY.
- COME ON, HONEY. LET'S HEAR IT.
- WELL...
SPILL IT, BABY. OKAY. OKAY.
WELL, HERE IT IS. I MEAN, I GUESS
PEOPLE MUST ASK YOU THIS ALL THE TIME,
BUT I WOULD BE SO THRILLED IF
YOU WOULD JUST KILL SOMEBODY.
OH, HERE? YEAH!
OH, NO. I MEAN, THAT
WOULD BE SO COOL.
NO, NO, I COULDN'T. JUST A
LITTLE PERSON. JUST... OH, PLEASE?
OKAY. WHO GETS IT? ALL RIGHT!
HOW ABOUT, UM, THE
WAITER? GOOD IDEA.
A LITTLE DRINKY-POO FIRST.
[Belches]
OH, GARÇON.
OH, YEAH, UM, UH, LISTEN.
I THINK I'LL HAVE THE SWORDFISH,
AND I THINK YOU'LL
HAVE THE KIDNEY FAILURE.
YOU ARE GOOD!
AND YOU ARE FAST!
DID YOU LIKE THAT?
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. REALLY?
LET ME BUY YOU GUYS A DRINK.
WHY NOT? BARTENDER,
ANOTHER ROUND OVER HERE.
I GOT ONE FOR YOU. YOU
GUYS LIKE HITCHCOCK? SURE.
WATCH THIS. BIRDS. PECK, PECK,
PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK.
OH, OH MY GOD!
[Yelling Indistinctly]
IT'S LIKE A 3-D MOVIE. OH, WOW.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? A LOT OF PEOPLE
HAVE SEEN A HEIMLICH MANEUVER, RIGHT?
BUT NOT IN REVERSE.
QUICK IMPRESSION... BUDDY HOLLY.
AAH!
YOU MIGHT WANNA GET
DOWN FOR THIS ONE. DRIVE-BY.
[Vehicle Passing By] [Gunfire]
OH! AND HERE'S A
LITTLE SOMETHING...
I LIKE TO DO ON A HOT
DAY AT DISNEYLAND.
I CALL IT SPONTANEOUS
COMBUSTION.
[Moaning]
[Thunderclap]
THAT ONE ALWAYS
MAKES ME THIRSTY.
THAT WAS JUST GREAT.
YEAH, THAT WAS REAL GREAT.
BUT WE GOTTA GET
OUTTA HERE, MAN. YEAH.
[Laughs] SO WHAT
AM I, A JERK? NO.
YOU DON'T WANNA BE AROUND
ME NOW, IS THAT IT? WELL...
I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOU PEOPLE? HMM?
COME ON. IT'S A PARTY, RIGHT?
WELL, YEAH. OPEN THE BOTTLE.
FOR MY NEXT TRICK,
I NEED A VOLUNTEER.
[Slurring] SOMETIMES YOU
JUST GOTTA GET IN THERE...
AND GET YOUR HANDS
DIRTY. [Bones Crack]
OKAY, WHO ELSE WANTS A KISS?
[Kissing Sounds] KISS OF
DEATH. DON'T BE SHY.
THERE'S NOBODY LEFT.
YOU KILLED EVERYBODY.
THERE'S NOBODY LEFT.
THAT'S AWFUL.
THERE'S ONLY ONE
THING LEFT TO DO.
OH, NO, PLEASE, PLEASE, NO. YOU
SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA KILL US.
I'M SORRY.
IT IS YOUR FATE.
I HAVE TO TAKE YOU...
ON A ROAD TRIP TO VEGAS!
- [Screams]
- JUMP ON THE FUNERAL TRAIN.
♪♪ [Vocalizing Rumba Beat]
COULDN'T YOU JUST KILL US?
♪♪ [Vocalizing Continues]
♪♪ [Hip-hop] ♪ THE
QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪
♪ THE QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪
♪ THE QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪
♪ IN THE NIGHT NOW ♪
♪ IT'S THE L-A, THE T-I THE
F-A-H, YOU'LL SEE WHY ♪
♪ Q-U DOUBLE E-N IS THE
REASON I MUST BE MYSELF ♪
♪ WHAT ELSE ♪
♪ WELL, FAME HASN'T GOT ME ♪
♪ SOUPED UP, SELLIN'
OUT SLOPPY OR POPPY ♪
♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN ♪
♪ WHO GOT IT ♪
♪ THE QUEEN IS HYPED UP GIVE
IT TO A QUEEN ♪ ♪ I GOT IT ♪
♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN ♪ THE
QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪ ♪ LATIFAH ♪
♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN THE QUEEN
IS HYPED UP ♪ ♪ YOU GOT IT ♪
♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN THE QUEEN
IS HYPED UP ♪ ♪ LATIFAH ♪♪
[] CAPTAIN'S LOG:
STARDATE, UH... [Raspberry]
HELL, I CAN'T REMEMBER. OUR FIVE-YEAR
MISSION HAS NOW TURNED INTO 25.
WE JUST LEFT THE ROMULAN GALAXY,
AND WE'RE
APPROACHING... SENILITY.
WE ARE ALSO BEING FOLLOWED
BY AN UNIDENTIFIED VESSEL,
WHICH MAY BE HOSTILE.
THIS... ENTITY,
THIS THING HAS BEEN CHASING
US FOR TWO SOLAR SYSTEMS.
MR. SULU.
ESTABLISH WARP SPEED.
AND TURN THAT BLINKER OFF. WE'VE
BEEN TURNING LEFT SINCE RIKUS FIVE.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
HEY, LOOK OUT FOR
THAT ASTEROID! [Crash]
DAMN YOU, SULU!
ARE YOU... BLIND?
WELL, LEGALLY, SIR, I AM.
HOWEVER, IN THIS GALAXY, I AM
ALLOWED TO DRIVE TO WORK AND BACK.
CAPTAIN, MY SENSORS TELL ME...
THERE'S A DEADLY GAS
EMANATING FROM THE ENGINE ROOM.
SCOTTY. AYE, CAPTAIN.
WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?
CAPTAIN, I'VE LOST COMPLETE
CONTROL OF MY BOWELS.
YOU SHOULD BE WEARING
YOUR STARFLEET DEPENDS.
AYE, CAPTAIN, BUT I'VE SPRUNG A
LEAK, AND I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER.
STAY WHERE YOU ARE,
SCOTTY, PLEASE. SPOCK.
SPOCK, STOP WANDERING AROUND
AND TELL US WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE.
ACTUALLY, CAPTAIN,
IT'S SEVERAL SHIPS.
THEY'RE HONKING AND
YELLING PROFANITIES.
WELL, TELL THEM TO GO AROUND.
WELL, BY THE WAY, JIM, I MUST
REMIND YOU THAT AS A VULCAN,
I MUST MATE ONCE EVERY SEVEN
YEARS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE.
I'VE ONLY GOT TWO DAYS LEFT, AND, WELL,
SIR, YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK GOOD TO ME.
CAREFUL, SPOCK, THAT'S HOW I
BROKE MY HIP IN THE FIRST PLACE.
CAPTAIN, THEY'RE FIRING ON US.
[Explosion]
DAMN KIDS!
UHURA, TRY TO ESTABLISH
COMMUNICATION WITH THE ATTACKERS.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
WEARING THOSE OLD OUTFITS?
OH!
SO, YOU WANNA BE
DOWN WITH O.P.P., HUH?
PARDON ME. [Gagging] OH, GOD.
UHURA, BELIEVE ME, AT
THIS POINT IN YOUR LIFE,
NO MAN IS BOLD
ENOUGH TO GO THERE.
YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT 500
LIGHT-YEARS AGO, SUCKER. SHH!
CAPTAIN, WAIT. I THINK THEY'RE
TRYING TO ESTABLISH COMMUNICATION.
SCREEN UP. EVERYBODY, CLAP ON.
THERE'S NOTHING ON THE SCREEN.
JIM, THEIR RADAR HAS JAMMED OUR FREQUENCY.
THEY'RE ABOUT TO FIRE UPON US AGAIN.
MR. SULU, GET US OUT OF HERE!
GOD, HE'S FLATLINING AGAIN.
I TOLD HIM TO TAKE
THE NITRO PILLS.
[Beeping] CLEAR.
[Yells] AYE, AYE, SIR.
[Crash] WHOA!
SPOCK, MY VULCAN
FRIEND, WHERE ARE YOU?
HELP! I'VE FALLEN
AND I CAN'T GET UP.
SPOCK NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION.
BONES TO THE BRIDGE.
BONES TO THE BRIDGE.
PLEASE DO SOMETHING.
DAMN IT, JIM, I'M A
CORPSE, NOT A DOCTOR.
CAPTAIN, SENSORS INDICATE THAT
THERE ARE INTRUDERS ONBOARD.
OH, MAYBE IT'S MEALS ON WHEELS.
I'M TAKING NO CHANCES THIS TIME.
ESTABLISH DEFENSIVE POSITIONS.
OKAY, PEOPLE,
YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN.
IT'S BACK TO THE SUNNY
SIDE RETIREMENT COLONY.
YOUR CHILDREN HAVE BEEN
VERY WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
UNTIL WE GET OUR TRIP TO BOUNTIFUL.
- RIGHT, GUYS?
- [All] RIGHT.
WE'RE HAVING
SALISBURY STEAK TONIGHT.
WITH MASHED POTATOES?
AND TAPIOCA PUDDING.
YOU DIRTY BASTARDS!
SPOCK, NOT YOU. ARE YOU
KIDDING, JIM? IT'S BINGO NIGHT.
BESIDES, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.
AHH! DAMN ARTHRITIS.
[Beeping]
CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE 2057.
I GUESS SIX SEQUELS WAS NOT
TOO BAD FOR A "B" TV SHOW...
THAT WAS CANCELED
LIGHT-YEARS AGO.
I COULD STAY AND FIGHT, BUT
NO SENSE BEATING A DEAD DOG.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU
FOR JOINING US THIS WEEK.
WE WANT YOU TO MAKE
SURE YOU'RE HERE NEXT WEEK.
WE'RE THROWING THE ULTIMATE
HALFTIME PARTY DURING THE SUPER BOWL.
SO INSTEAD OF GETTING UP AND GOING
TO THE BATHROOM LIKE YOU USUALLY DO,
FLIP THAT CHANNEL
AND JOIN US HERE.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME SPECIAL MUSICAL
GUESTS, ALL YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS.
IT'S GONNA BE LIVE, SO BE IN THE
HOUSE. PEACE. SHOW YA RIGHT.
HA!
♪♪ [Hip-hop]
[Audience Whooping]
[Audience Whooping]
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
WELCOME TO THE LAMAZE
METHOD OF NATURAL CHILDBIRTH.
LET'S SEE HOW WELL WE REMEMBER
LAST WEEK'S LESSON, LADIES.
WE'RE GONNA START BY
RELAXING OUR GROIN MUSCLES.
WELL, WELL!
HEY! I WAS GONNA
SUGGEST SPIN THE BOTTLE,
BUT LOOK LIKE Y'ALL ARE A
WHOLE LOT MORE ADVANCED.
FRENCHIE, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
THIS IS A LAMAZE CLASS.
LAMAZE? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
LaBELLE. WHERE'S PATTI AT?
[Chuckles] ♪ VOULEZ-VOUS
COUCHER AVEC MOI CE SOIR ♪
AND YOU ARE MISTER... OH,
LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I AM LEONARD, BUT ALL MY
FRIENDS CALL ME FRENCHIE,
'CAUSE I'M HIP, I'M SLICK AND ALL THE
LADIES LOVE MY CHILDBEARING HIPS.
OOH. WELL, LEONARD,
THIS IS NOT A PATTI
LaBELLE CONCERT.
MM-HMM. THIS IS THE LAMAZE
METHOD OF NATURAL CHILDBIRTH.
WELL, THAT'S GREAT, 'CAUSE
I WAS BORN NATURALLY.
THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
MM-HMM. THAT IS NATURAL.
HEY, JANICE, YOU LOOK PRETTY
GOOD LAYING DOWN LIKE THAT.
LAST TIME I SEEN YOU LIKE THAT WAS
IN THE LOCKER ROOM OF THE RAMS...
AFTER TWO SHOTS OF
TEQUILA. WHAT? THAT'S NOT...
OH, I SEE. WELL, JANICE, MAYBE...
MAYBE YOUR FRIEND LEONARD...
WOULD LIKE TO ACT AS
YOUR LAMAZE COACH.
I WOULD BE TRÈS PAP SMEAR. OH.
FRENCHIE? NO WAY. I AM WAITING FOR
MY HUSBAND, THE FATHER OF MY CHILD.
HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
[Instructor] OH, MY GOODNESS.
I'M SO FORGETFUL.
YOUR HUSBAND CALLED.
APPARENTLY HE WAS DRIVING ALONG THE
HIGHWAY AND HE SPUN OUT IN AN OIL SLICK.
I KNEW I DROPPED
MY T.C.B. SOMEWHERE.
- OH, MY GOD, WAS HE HURT?
- NO, NEITHER IS MY GREMLIN.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BABY. IF YOU'LL
JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN HERE, LEONARD.
ALL RIGHT. OKAY, NOW BEFORE WE
BEGIN ON OUR BREATHING TECHNIQUE,
I'M GOING TO SHOW
YOU A SHORT FILM...
THAT SHOULD TAKE SOME OF
THE MYSTERY OUT OF DELIVERY.
[Woman Breathing On Tape]
YOU SEE, THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN
WE FIRST BEGIN TO SEE THE HEAD.
HEY, HEY, HEY!
LAST TIME I SAW SOMETHING THIS FREAKY WAS
AT CLARENCE THOMAS'S HOUSE DOWN IN TIJUANA.
AIN'T LONG DONG
SILVER IN THIS ONE?
OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
UH, LET'S MOVE ON TO ONE OF
OUR MOST IMPORTANT TECHNIQUES,
THAT'S PANTING AND
HEAVY BREATHING.
WELL, SEEMS TO ME LIKE THAT'S
WHAT GOT YOU HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
FRENCHIE! AND...
[Women Breathing]
THAT'S RIGHT, NOW PUSH AND PUSH.
♪ PUSH, PUSH, INTO JANICE
PUSH, PUSH, INTO JANICE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW HOW TO GET
DOWN OOH, OOH, GO ON, JANICE ♪
MY GOODNESS, LEONARD, YOU CERTAINLY
HAVE ENOUGH ENTHUSIASM FOR THE REST OF US.
JANICE, PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO
DEMONSTRATE THE SIMULATED CHILDBIRTH.
YOU JUST HELP ME
PUSH WHILE I CONTRACT.
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT, JANICE.
MAKE SURE YOU'RE
REALLY PUSHING. SOMETIMES
THOSE LITTLE FELLAS
DON'T LIKE TO COME OUT.
WELL, HELL, CAN YOU BLAME
'EM? I WISH I COULD MOVE BACK.
[Moaning]
♪ GOOD GOD I GOT TO HAVE IT ♪
SOMEBODY BETTER CALL JAMES BROWN,
'CAUSE I THINK WE GOT A HIT ON OUR HANDS.
GO ON, BABY. OH, THERE IT IS!
OH, MY GOODNESS, JANICE. NOW, LEONARD,
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO WITH A CHILD?
WELL, LET'S SEE. WE GOTTA
SLAP IT... THAT'S RIGHT.
CLAMP IT AND THEN CURL HIM DOWN.
COME HERE, BABY BOY. DON'T
GET CARRIED AWAY, FRENCHIE.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, JANICE,
IF WE HAD A BOY,
THE HOUSE WOULD STAY CLEAN,
THE FENCE WOULD BE PAINTED...
AND THE GREMLIN WOULD
ALWAYS BE SHINY. REALLY?
THAT'S RIGHT, 'CAUSE I HAVE
SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR ME.
GOTCHA! [Baby Talk]
[Announcer] YOU'RE A NEW YORKER,
AND BECAUSE YOU'RE A NEW YORKER,
YOU DON'T CARE HOW YOU TRAVEL,
SO LONG AS IT'S QUICK AND IT'S CHEAP.
THAT'S WHY YOU TRAVEL BIG APPLE
AIRLINES... YOUR SUBWAY IN THE SKY.
YES, ON BIG APPLE AIRLINES,
COURTEOUS GUARDIAN ANGELS ARE
READY TO ATTEND TO YOUR EVERY NEED.
ENJOY A COMPLIMENTARY BEVERAGE.
MALT LIQUOR? THUNDERBIRD?
AND REST EASY KNOWING THAT
NEW YORK'S FINEST TRANSIT COPS...
ARE NEVER MORE
THAN A FEW FEET AWAY.
BUT THE REAL REASON
YOU FLY BIG APPLE AIR
IS THAT IT'S A TASTE OF
NEW YORK IN THE SKY.
FROM THE DELIGHTFUL URINE
SCENT THAT PERMEATES THE CABIN,
TO THE CRAZY COLLECTION
OF CHARACTERS.
HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS.
HEADSETS FOR THE MOVIE.
TO THE IMPASSIONED CRIES
FOR HELP IGNORED BY ALL.
EXCUSE ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
I DON'T LIKE TO BEG, AND
I DON'T WANT TO STEAL,
BUT I HAVE DEVELOPED AN
ALLERGY TO MY OWN SWEAT,
THUS I CANNOT WORK
OR IT WILL KILL ME.
CONTRIBUTIONS
WILL BE APPRECIATED.
[Announcer] IT'S BIG APPLE AIRLINES,
WHERE THE STREET MEETS THE SKY.
[Jamaican Accent] GOOD
MORNING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
UNFORTUNATELY, SOMEONE
JUMPED IN FRONT OF OUR PLANE,
SO WE'RE GOING TO BE A
LITTLE DELAYED THIS MORNING.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE REMEMBER
THE RULES OF FLYING ON BIG APPLE...
NO SMOKIN', NO SPITTIN',
NO DISCHARGIN' OF FIREARMS.
[Gunfire]
STREET NEWS! STREET NEWS!
YO, YO, LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
ABOUT TO TAKE OFF,
SO IF Y'ALL PLEASE JUST SIT DOWN
AND HOLD ON TO YOUR STRAPS,
WE'RE ABOUT TO CLOSE
THE DOORS, ALL RIGHT?
PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF.
[Karate Yell]
[Announcer] YES,
BIG APPLE AIRLINES...
YOUR SUBWAY IN THE SKY.
♪♪ [Whistling]
EXCUSE ME, BUT DON'T I KNOW YOU?
HEY, YOU'RE DARTH VADER
FROM THOSE SPACE WARS MOVIES.
IS THAT? YEAH.
NO, I'M NOT DARTH VADER,
OKAY. UH, ABE VIGODA.
NO. TELLY SAVALAS.
NO. GUESS AGAIN.
UM, OH, UNCLE FESTER!
LOOK, I MIGHT AS WELL
TELL YA. I'M DEATH, OKAY?
I WAS GONNA GUESS THAT NEXT,
EITHER DEATH OR KEITH RICHARDS.
HONEY, IT'S DEATH!
OH, MY GOD. HONEY, IT'S DEATH.
HE'S COME FOR US. NO.
BUT THANKS FOR REMINDING
ME OF KEITH RICHARDS. WHEW!
WOAH! HEY, LOOK, LET ME BUY
YOU A DRINK, HUH? HEY, WAITER!
OH, NO, NO, I CAN'T. WHAT DO
YOU WANT, A SUFFERING BASTARD?
NO, I CAN'T. HOW ABOUT A
ZOMBIE? ZOMBIES FOR EVERYONE.
KEEP 'EM COMING. PERFECT.
SO, IF YOU'RE NOT HERE ON BUSINESS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GRIM REAPER?
JUST LIKE YOU, I'M ON
VACATION. FIRST IN 3,000 YEARS.
I WANNA LEAVE ALL THAT
BEHIND AT THE OFFICE.
I HEAR THAT. NO,
NO, NO, I DON'T DRINK.
REALLY, I CAN'T. PLEASE. OH, COME
ON, LOOSEN UP. YOU'RE ON VACATION.
LIKE LIBERACE SAYS,
"COME ON, BOTTOMS UP."
HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
HEY, WHAT'S IT TAKE TO GET
ANOTHER DRINK AROUND HERE?
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
WELL, I... CAN I ASK
YOU SOMETHING?
OH, HONEY, COME ON. THE
MAN'S TRYING TO GET SOME REST.
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
GO AHEAD. ASK AWAY.
I JUST GOT TO KNOW... THE
KENNEDY ASSASSINATION...
DID OSWALD ACT ALONE?
HEY, THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW
AND OLIVER STONE TO FIND OUT.
DEATH, YOU SLAY ME! WATCH IT.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE GOT AN
IDEA, BUT IT IS SO NAUGHTY.
- COME ON, HONEY. LET'S HEAR IT.
- WELL...
SPILL IT, BABY. OKAY. OKAY.
WELL, HERE IT IS. I MEAN, I GUESS
PEOPLE MUST ASK YOU THIS ALL THE TIME,
BUT I WOULD BE SO THRILLED IF
YOU WOULD JUST KILL SOMEBODY.
OH, HERE? YEAH!
OH, NO. I MEAN, THAT
WOULD BE SO COOL.
NO, NO, I COULDN'T. JUST A
LITTLE PERSON. JUST... OH, PLEASE?
OKAY. WHO GETS IT? ALL RIGHT!
HOW ABOUT, UM, THE
WAITER? GOOD IDEA.
A LITTLE DRINKY-POO FIRST.
[Belches]
OH, GARÇON.
OH, YEAH, UM, UH, LISTEN.
I THINK I'LL HAVE THE SWORDFISH,
AND I THINK YOU'LL
HAVE THE KIDNEY FAILURE.
YOU ARE GOOD!
AND YOU ARE FAST!
DID YOU LIKE THAT?
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. REALLY?
LET ME BUY YOU GUYS A DRINK.
WHY NOT? BARTENDER,
ANOTHER ROUND OVER HERE.
I GOT ONE FOR YOU. YOU
GUYS LIKE HITCHCOCK? SURE.
WATCH THIS. BIRDS. PECK, PECK,
PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK.
OH, OH MY GOD!
[Yelling Indistinctly]
IT'S LIKE A 3-D MOVIE. OH, WOW.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? A LOT OF PEOPLE
HAVE SEEN A HEIMLICH MANEUVER, RIGHT?
BUT NOT IN REVERSE.
QUICK IMPRESSION... BUDDY HOLLY.
AAH!
YOU MIGHT WANNA GET
DOWN FOR THIS ONE. DRIVE-BY.
[Vehicle Passing By] [Gunfire]
OH! AND HERE'S A
LITTLE SOMETHING...
I LIKE TO DO ON A HOT
DAY AT DISNEYLAND.
I CALL IT SPONTANEOUS
COMBUSTION.
[Moaning]
[Thunderclap]
THAT ONE ALWAYS
MAKES ME THIRSTY.
THAT WAS JUST GREAT.
YEAH, THAT WAS REAL GREAT.
BUT WE GOTTA GET
OUTTA HERE, MAN. YEAH.
[Laughs] SO WHAT
AM I, A JERK? NO.
YOU DON'T WANNA BE AROUND
ME NOW, IS THAT IT? WELL...
I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOU PEOPLE? HMM?
COME ON. IT'S A PARTY, RIGHT?
WELL, YEAH. OPEN THE BOTTLE.
FOR MY NEXT TRICK,
I NEED A VOLUNTEER.
[Slurring] SOMETIMES YOU
JUST GOTTA GET IN THERE...
AND GET YOUR HANDS
DIRTY. [Bones Crack]
OKAY, WHO ELSE WANTS A KISS?
[Kissing Sounds] KISS OF
DEATH. DON'T BE SHY.
THERE'S NOBODY LEFT.
YOU KILLED EVERYBODY.
THERE'S NOBODY LEFT.
THAT'S AWFUL.
THERE'S ONLY ONE
THING LEFT TO DO.
OH, NO, PLEASE, PLEASE, NO. YOU
SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA KILL US.
I'M SORRY.
IT IS YOUR FATE.
I HAVE TO TAKE YOU...
ON A ROAD TRIP TO VEGAS!
- [Screams]
- JUMP ON THE FUNERAL TRAIN.
♪♪ [Vocalizing Rumba Beat]
COULDN'T YOU JUST KILL US?
♪♪ [Vocalizing Continues]
♪♪ [Hip-hop] ♪ THE
QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪
♪ THE QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪
♪ THE QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪
♪ IN THE NIGHT NOW ♪
♪ IT'S THE L-A, THE T-I THE
F-A-H, YOU'LL SEE WHY ♪
♪ Q-U DOUBLE E-N IS THE
REASON I MUST BE MYSELF ♪
♪ WHAT ELSE ♪
♪ WELL, FAME HASN'T GOT ME ♪
♪ SOUPED UP, SELLIN'
OUT SLOPPY OR POPPY ♪
♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN ♪
♪ WHO GOT IT ♪
♪ THE QUEEN IS HYPED UP GIVE
IT TO A QUEEN ♪ ♪ I GOT IT ♪
♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN ♪ THE
QUEEN IS HYPED UP ♪ ♪ LATIFAH ♪
♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN THE QUEEN
IS HYPED UP ♪ ♪ YOU GOT IT ♪
♪ GIVE IT TO A QUEEN THE QUEEN
IS HYPED UP ♪ ♪ LATIFAH ♪♪
[] CAPTAIN'S LOG:
STARDATE, UH... [Raspberry]
HELL, I CAN'T REMEMBER. OUR FIVE-YEAR
MISSION HAS NOW TURNED INTO 25.
WE JUST LEFT THE ROMULAN GALAXY,
AND WE'RE
APPROACHING... SENILITY.
WE ARE ALSO BEING FOLLOWED
BY AN UNIDENTIFIED VESSEL,
WHICH MAY BE HOSTILE.
THIS... ENTITY,
THIS THING HAS BEEN CHASING
US FOR TWO SOLAR SYSTEMS.
MR. SULU.
ESTABLISH WARP SPEED.
AND TURN THAT BLINKER OFF. WE'VE
BEEN TURNING LEFT SINCE RIKUS FIVE.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
HEY, LOOK OUT FOR
THAT ASTEROID! [Crash]
DAMN YOU, SULU!
ARE YOU... BLIND?
WELL, LEGALLY, SIR, I AM.
HOWEVER, IN THIS GALAXY, I AM
ALLOWED TO DRIVE TO WORK AND BACK.
CAPTAIN, MY SENSORS TELL ME...
THERE'S A DEADLY GAS
EMANATING FROM THE ENGINE ROOM.
SCOTTY. AYE, CAPTAIN.
WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?
CAPTAIN, I'VE LOST COMPLETE
CONTROL OF MY BOWELS.
YOU SHOULD BE WEARING
YOUR STARFLEET DEPENDS.
AYE, CAPTAIN, BUT I'VE SPRUNG A
LEAK, AND I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER.
STAY WHERE YOU ARE,
SCOTTY, PLEASE. SPOCK.
SPOCK, STOP WANDERING AROUND
AND TELL US WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE.
ACTUALLY, CAPTAIN,
IT'S SEVERAL SHIPS.
THEY'RE HONKING AND
YELLING PROFANITIES.
WELL, TELL THEM TO GO AROUND.
WELL, BY THE WAY, JIM, I MUST
REMIND YOU THAT AS A VULCAN,
I MUST MATE ONCE EVERY SEVEN
YEARS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE.
I'VE ONLY GOT TWO DAYS LEFT, AND, WELL,
SIR, YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK GOOD TO ME.
CAREFUL, SPOCK, THAT'S HOW I
BROKE MY HIP IN THE FIRST PLACE.
CAPTAIN, THEY'RE FIRING ON US.
[Explosion]
DAMN KIDS!
UHURA, TRY TO ESTABLISH
COMMUNICATION WITH THE ATTACKERS.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
WEARING THOSE OLD OUTFITS?
OH!
SO, YOU WANNA BE
DOWN WITH O.P.P., HUH?
PARDON ME. [Gagging] OH, GOD.
UHURA, BELIEVE ME, AT
THIS POINT IN YOUR LIFE,
NO MAN IS BOLD
ENOUGH TO GO THERE.
YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT 500
LIGHT-YEARS AGO, SUCKER. SHH!
CAPTAIN, WAIT. I THINK THEY'RE
TRYING TO ESTABLISH COMMUNICATION.
SCREEN UP. EVERYBODY, CLAP ON.
THERE'S NOTHING ON THE SCREEN.
JIM, THEIR RADAR HAS JAMMED OUR FREQUENCY.
THEY'RE ABOUT TO FIRE UPON US AGAIN.
MR. SULU, GET US OUT OF HERE!
GOD, HE'S FLATLINING AGAIN.
I TOLD HIM TO TAKE
THE NITRO PILLS.
[Beeping] CLEAR.
[Yells] AYE, AYE, SIR.
[Crash] WHOA!
SPOCK, MY VULCAN
FRIEND, WHERE ARE YOU?
HELP! I'VE FALLEN
AND I CAN'T GET UP.
SPOCK NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION.
BONES TO THE BRIDGE.
BONES TO THE BRIDGE.
PLEASE DO SOMETHING.
DAMN IT, JIM, I'M A
CORPSE, NOT A DOCTOR.
CAPTAIN, SENSORS INDICATE THAT
THERE ARE INTRUDERS ONBOARD.
OH, MAYBE IT'S MEALS ON WHEELS.
I'M TAKING NO CHANCES THIS TIME.
ESTABLISH DEFENSIVE POSITIONS.
OKAY, PEOPLE,
YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN.
IT'S BACK TO THE SUNNY
SIDE RETIREMENT COLONY.
YOUR CHILDREN HAVE BEEN
VERY WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
UNTIL WE GET OUR TRIP TO BOUNTIFUL.
- RIGHT, GUYS?
- [All] RIGHT.
WE'RE HAVING
SALISBURY STEAK TONIGHT.
WITH MASHED POTATOES?
AND TAPIOCA PUDDING.
YOU DIRTY BASTARDS!
SPOCK, NOT YOU. ARE YOU
KIDDING, JIM? IT'S BINGO NIGHT.
BESIDES, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.
AHH! DAMN ARTHRITIS.
[Beeping]
CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE 2057.
I GUESS SIX SEQUELS WAS NOT
TOO BAD FOR A "B" TV SHOW...
THAT WAS CANCELED
LIGHT-YEARS AGO.
I COULD STAY AND FIGHT, BUT
NO SENSE BEATING A DEAD DOG.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU
FOR JOINING US THIS WEEK.
WE WANT YOU TO MAKE
SURE YOU'RE HERE NEXT WEEK.
WE'RE THROWING THE ULTIMATE
HALFTIME PARTY DURING THE SUPER BOWL.
SO INSTEAD OF GETTING UP AND GOING
TO THE BATHROOM LIKE YOU USUALLY DO,
FLIP THAT CHANNEL
AND JOIN US HERE.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME SPECIAL MUSICAL
GUESTS, ALL YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS.
IT'S GONNA BE LIVE, SO BE IN THE
HOUSE. PEACE. SHOW YA RIGHT.
HA!
♪♪ [Hip-hop]
[Audience Whooping]
[Audience Whooping]