In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 2, Episode 20 - Super Fly - full transcript

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪

♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪

♪ TAKE IT FROM ME IT'S A'IGHT
TO BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ AND HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
KNOWING PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪

♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪

♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE TO WALK
DOWN THE STREET ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪



♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HERE
IS EQUALLY KIND ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HERE
IS EQUALLY KIND ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HERE IS EQUALLY
KIND ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS
AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE ♪

♪ IN LIVING C-C-C-OLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪



♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪

♪ TAKE IT FROM ME IT'S A'IGHT
TO BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪

[Applause]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
KEENEN IVORY WAYANS.

THANK YOU. TH...

KEENEN, WE GOT A
BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.

ONE OF OUR CAST MEMBERS,
TOMMY DAVIDSON. GIVE HIM A HAND.

KEENEN, TOMMY GOT TOGETHER WITH
SOME OF US, AND HE WROTE A SONG.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE A
HISTORY OF LIVING COLOR...

AND HOW YOU CAME ABOUT
AND THE WHOLE THING. RIGHT.

TOMMY, COULD YOU SING IT FOR HIM
RIGHT NOW? IN ABBREVIATED SINGING FORM.

IT'S A BAD TUNE. GO AHEAD, MAN.

♪ HE, YEA, YEAH ♪

Y'ALL CAN SOUL
CLAP IF YOU WANT TO.

♪ HE CAME OUT HERE ♪
DON'T CLAP.

♪ HE CAME OUT HERE IN 1979 ♪

♪ HE WAS DOING COMEDY ♪

♪ AND THEN THINGS
REALLY TURNED OUT FINE ♪

♪ HE WENT ON DOWN AND DID THIS
MOVIE CALLED I'M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA ♪

♪ NOW HE'S DOING IN LIVING
COLOR WITH HIS BROTHERS ♪

OH, THAT'S GREAT, MAN. ♪ SW ♪

♪ KICK IT ♪♪

- SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.
- [Cheering, Applause]

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪

♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪

♪ TAKE IT FROM ME IT'S A'IGHT
TO BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪

WELL, HOME SKILLET, WE
DONE REALLY MADE THE BIG TIME.

WE DONE FINALLY MADE IT ON THE SET
OF AN $850 BUDGETED MOVIE. YOU KNOW?

I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE

THE LADIES WE CASTED
AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT.

SAY WHAT? SO, WE BETTER GET
ROLLING, 'CAUSE WE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE.

HOWIE, HIT THAT
MARK. YOU GOT IT.

GET THIS THING GOING.
SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO.

START THIS THING OUT RIGHT.
START THIS THING OUT RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. RAIN MAN
DINGO, TAKE ONE.

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACCIONES.

HERE WE GO NOW. [Laughs]

NOW, COME ON, RAIN MAN DINGO. I
KNOW YOU'RE UP IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN WITH
THE KID, LITTLE BROTHER.

I, UH, I DEFINITELY GOT TO
GET BACK TO THE BIG HOUSE.

UH, UH, KIZZY'S WAITING ON ME.

SHE... SHE BEEN WAITING
ABOUT 5,382 MINUTES.

UH, YEAH, YEAH, ABOUT
5,382 MINUTES. SAY WHAT?

- THAT'S HOW LONG
SHE'S BEEN WAITING.
- ♪ I THINK WE'RE GETTING HOT ♪

♪ 'CAUSE "X" MARKS THE SPOT ♪

♪ HAVE NO FEAR THE
FABULOUS FALANAS ARE HERE ♪♪

CUT, Y'ALL. EXCUSE ME. NOW WE'RE
TRYING TO MAKE A MOVIE HERE, YA KNOW?

THAT IS WHY WE'RE HERE.
HELLO. I'M MERENGUE.

AND I'M LAMBADA. AND
NO, I DON'T WANNA DANCE.

[Both Laughing] STOP IT!

THE MAHOGANY EXTRAS AGENCY SENT
US OVER TO AUDITION FOR THE PART.

MM-HMM. AND DON'T TELL US,
I BET YOU'RE THE PRODUCER.

[Singsong] AND YOU
MUST BE THE DIRECTOR.

WELL, THAT'S RIGHT.
AND THE LOOK IS RIGHT.

DIG THAT, BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
SEE SOME POLAROIDS AND SOME RESUMES.

YOU GOT THAT. COME
ON WITH IT, BABY. YEAH.

NOW I CALL THIS ONE HERE
"THE MANY MOODS OF MERENGUE."

I HEAR THAT. DON'T TOUCH
'EM. THEY'RE STILL WET.

N-NOW, HERE YOU GO. NOW, I'M GONNA
NEED THIS ONE FOR MY CHECK-CASHING CARD.

AND THE OTHER ONE
FOR ROBERT TOWNSEND.

[Both] ROBERT TOWNSEND?
IS HE STILL DOING STAND-UP?

MM-HMM. OR JUST
THEM HBO SPECIALS?

[Laughs] I THINK
HE'S DOING BOTH.

BUT LOOK, LOOK AT THIS. WE DONE
PUT THIS TOGETHER OURSELVES.

IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING... IT'S A
COMBINATION OF DREAMGIRLS AND CATS.

WE LIKE TO CALL IT
DREAMCATS. UH-HUH.

BUT WE'RE ONLY GONNA GIVE YOU AN
EYEFUL, 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU CAN STAND.

FOR NOW. [Producer] I HEAR YA.

[Woman On Tape] YOU
ROLLING, SHEENA?

[Woman] ALL RIGHT,
MERENGUE. MEOW.

[Both Meowing]

WHAT YOU DREAMIN' ABOUT?

I'M DREAMING ABOUT A BROADWAY
SHOW AND A SAUCER OF MILK.

[Both Meowing]

[Producer] ALL RIGHT.

WELL NOW, NOW IF YOU
DON'T LIKE THAT ONE, WE

GOT ANOTHER ONE ALL
READY IN PREPRODUCTION.

LES MIS-SISSIPPI BURNING.

AND NOW, GET THIS. ISAAC FROM THE LOVE
BOAT HAS ALREADY GIVEN US A COMMITMENT.

GIRL, YOU LYING. I'M...
I'M SCARED OF YOU.

CLAV-MAN, CHECK THE OBITS, BECAUSE I
BELIEVE I DONE DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN.

TWO ANGELS LANDING
RIGHT HERE. DROPPING IN.

SISTERS DOING IT
FOR THEIR DAMN SELF.

YOU KNOW, I SECOND THAT
EMOTION, HOME STUMP.

THIS IS JUST WHAT
OUR LITTLE EPIC NEEDS...

TO START STANKIN'
LIKE A "BLOCKBUSTEER."

SO, WE GOT A PART? ALL YOU GOT
TO DO IS SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE.

[Girls Squeal]

HOWARD. LAMBADA.

BAM!

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
HERE? THIS IS A CLOSED SET.

BAM! IN REVERSE. IN REVERSE.

SISTER, I KNEW THIS WAS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I TAKE
THAT AS A COMPLIMENT, BIG LEGS.

TAKE THAT. JUST A SLIGHT
CHANGE IN SHOOTING LOCATION.

AIN'T NOTHING BUT A
TACO BELL. EXCUSE ME.

THAT'S RIGHT. THE BLACK BELT
JONES II SET IS ABOUT TO WRAP AT 5:00.

IN THE MEANTIME,
IN-BETWEEN TIME...

HOW ABOUT SOME DIN-DIN? GOT SOME
SCRATCH-AND-SNIFF COUPONS FROM WENDY'S.

BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO
DUTCH ON THE DRINKS. IS THAT COOL?

OH, WE UNDERSTAND. IT'S NOT
THAT THEY COULDN'T TREAT...

IT'S A BUDGETARY TYPE OF THING.

[All] YOU KNOW?

NOW, WHO'S DRIVING?
'CAUSE MY PINTO GOT TOWED.

HEY, HEY, HEY, TEX.

THANKS. THANK YOU.

MOM, CAN I ASK YOU A
QUESTION? SURE YOU CAN, HONEY.

- HAVE YOU EVER, UM...
- FELT UNFRESH?

SURE I HAVE, HONEY.
ALL WOMEN DO SOMETIME.

YOU KNOW HOW IT GETS ON THOSE HOT DAYS
WHEN YOU'RE SITTING IN YOUR CAR FOR HOURS,

AND THEN YOU START FEELING REALLY
STICKY AND SWEATY AND HOT. MOM.

YEAH. OR AFTER ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS WHEN
YOUR DAD AND I ARE DOING THE WILD THING.

MOM.

I FEEL UNFRESH THEN TOO.

- BUT THAT'S WHY I USE
NEW SUMMER'S DAWN.
- THAT'S GREAT, MOM.

BUT I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU
HAD EVER TRIED THAT SALAD OVER THERE.

OH, YES, I HAVE.

AND AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IT TASTES JUST GREAT...

WITH A DASH OF SUMMER'S
DAWN SPRINKLED ON IT.

BECAUSE SUMMER'S DAWN IS
NOT ONLY A SALAD DRESSING,

BUT IT'S ALSO A DISINFECTANT,
A FLOOR WAX AND A DOUCHE.

WOW. MAN, THAT'S REALLY
GREAT. YOU KNOW, MOM,

I REALLY LOVE THESE HEART-TO-HEART
TALKS WE HAVE. SO DO I.

[Announcer] SUMMER'S DAWN.
BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T FEEL UNFRESH?

AND WHO DOESN'T
LOVE A GOOD SALAD?

♪♪ [Hip-hop]

♪♪ [Hip-hop Continues]

EIGHTEEN, NINETEEN, TWENTY.

READY OR NOT, YOU'RE
GONNA GET CAUGHT.

HAVE A NICE TRIP. SEE
YOU NEXT FALL. [Laughs]

WAY TO GO, EDNA. GEEZ.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW...

THAT THAT LITTLE STUNT COULD
HAVE CAUSED A CHAIN REACTION...

THAT WOULD HAVE DESTROYED
MY ENTIRE UPPER FIBULA,

WERE IT NOT FOR MY
CATLIKE COORDINATION.

OH, YEAH? WELL, IT'S YOUR... IT'S
YOUR CHIPMUNK-LIKE DENTURES...

THAT ARE GONNA SET
OFF A CHAIN REACTION THAT

LEADS TO SALIVA
DROOLING DOWN YOUR FACE,

AND CREATES A PUDDLE OF DROOL.

HA, HA, STINKENSTEIN. GOOD ONE.

IT'S COMMENTS LIKE THAT WHICH
HAVE MADE YOU AN OUTCAST IN SOCIETY.

NO WONDER ALL THE
OTHER KIDS HATE YOUR GUTS.

SAY IT, DON'T SPRAY IT. I WANT
THE NEWS, NOT THE WEATHER.

BESIDES, YOU'RE A LIAR, PARNELL.

I AM NOT. YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE
DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE, BARF VADER.

AND EVERYBODY HATES
YOU, ESPECIALLY ME.

WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU,
PARNELL. I'M GONNA RUN AWAY.

THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO, AND
THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY...

'CAUSE... 'CAUSE A GIANT METEOR
MIGHT FALL OUT OF THE SKY...

AND WITHOUT ME TO PUSH YOU OUT OF THE
WAY, IT'S GONNA KNOCK YOU ON THE NOGGIN...

AND DISINTEGRATE YOU.

WELL, AT LEAST I WOULDN'T
HAVE TO BE IN YOUR CLASS.

WELL, I'M GOING,
PARNELL. I'M REALLY GOING.

AND WHEN YOU'RE A METEOR
PANCAKE, DON'T COME CRYING TO ME,

'CAUSE I'M GONE FOR GOOD.

[Bell Rings] BON
VOYAGE, PUKEAHONTAS.

HEY, KID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. IT'S
TOP SECRET AND I AIN'T TELLING NOBODY.

OKAY, YOU FORCED IT. I'M
RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME.

NO WAY! I-I'M
RUNNING AWAY FIRST.

I'M... I'M GONNA GO
TO SCUBA DUBA LAND.

WELL, I-I'LL BE QUEEN
OF THE SCUBA DUBAS.

AND... AND I'M GONNA... I'M
GONNA LIVE IN A TREE HOUSE.

AND I'M GONNA EAT
CINNAMON TOAST FOR DINNER.

AND I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT.
I'M GONNA TEACH MYSELF TO FLY!

OH, THAT'S OKAY. I'M GONNA GO... I'M
RUNNING AWAY TO NEVER NEVER LAND.

AND I'LL NEVER, NEVER HAVE TO
EAT FISH STICKS AND PEAS AGAIN.

AND I'LL NEVER, NEVER HAVE
TO... HAVE TO, UH, MAKE MY BED.

OR I'LL NEVER, NEVER
HAVE TO SMELL MY

BROTHER'S STINKING FEET
AT THE END OF THE BED.

OH, YEAH? WELL, WELL, I'M
GONNA HAVE A HUGE CLOSET,

FILLED WITH CANDY TO THE BRIM.

I'M GONNA HAVE A TELEVISION
SET THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE.

AND... HEY, HOW COME YOU'RE
RUNNING AWAY ANYWAY?

BECAUSE I SAID THE "F" WORD.

YOU SAID... YOU SAID
FAHRVERGNUGEN?

NO, "FRUSEN GLAGEN."

AND RIGHT IN MY TEACHER'S FACE.

WOW. YOU REALLY ARE
A BAD KID. THAT'S RIGHT.

AND NOW I'M GONNA RUN AWAY FROM
HOME AND AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA STOP ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL, UH...

I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU, I DON'T
THINK YOU SHOULD RUN AWAY BY YOURSELF...

'CAUSE LAST WEEK, A KID TRIED TO RUN
AWAY BY HIMSELF, RAN RIGHT OVER THE FENCE,

RAN INTO THE "ABDOMINAL" SNOWMAN
ON THE BUS STOP, WHO ATE HIM ALIVE.

OH, I AIN'T SCARED OF
NO "ABOMINAL" SNOWMAN.

IF I SEE "ABOMINAL"
SNOWMAN, I'LL HIT HIM LIKE THIS,

AND I'LL HIT HIM LIKE THIS AND I'LL HIT HIM
OVER THERE, AND I'LL HIT HIM RIGHT THERE.

THEN I'LL PUSH HIM DOWN. AND "ABOMINAL"
SNOWMEN DON'T LIKE FOURTH-GRADERS ANYWAY.

OKAY, LET'S GO!

[Boy] WHAT DO YOU WANT?

HEY, DESPISA MINNELLI.

WHO'S THIS? YOUR SUGAR DADDY?

GOOD ONE, PARNELL.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

HE HAPPENS TO BE A
FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE,

WHO'S RUNNING AWAY
FROM HIS PARENTS.

THAT'S RIGHT. AND
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME.

[Woman] HERMAN, YOU BETTER
GET ON HOME RIGHT NOW!

'CEPT MY MAMA. NEVER SAY NEVER.

NOW IT'S JUST ONE
ON ONE. YOU AND ME.

OKAY, I JUST WANNA
SAY ONE LAST THING.

WHAT IS IT? THAT...

WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I CARE, BUT
IT'S A VERY BAD TIME TO RUN AWAY.

AFTER ALL, THERE'S A
RECESSION ON RIGHT NOW.

AND WITH YOUR EARNING
POWER, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO...

WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A VERY DIFFICULT
TIME KEEPING YOURSELF MAINTAINED...

IN THE LIFESTYLE THAT
YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED.

PARNELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I HAPPEN
TO BE PLANNING A VERY LUCRATIVE CAREER...

AS A COVERGIRL MODEL.

AND... AND DON'T TRY TO COME
AFTER ME EITHER, PARNELL,

'CAUSE, UH, MY
BOYFRIEND, THE MOVIE STAR,

IS PROBABLY GONNA
BE THE JEALOUS TYPE.

WHO'S GONNA HELP
YOU WITH YOUR MATH?

PARNELL, IF YOU... IF
YOU WANT ME TO STAY,

WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT?

I DON'T.

I'M JUST CONCERNED THAT... THAT IT
WILL AFFECT MY CAREER IN THE FUTURE...

AS A BUDDING MATHEMATICIAN.

- THAT'S ALL.
- PARNELL, MY LOVE MAN!

THOSE ARE JUST THE WORDS
I WANNA HEAR! KISS ME!

AAH! YUCK!

JUST WHEN I HAD FORGOTTEN
HOW MUCH YOU MAKE ME WRETCH.

JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME FROM
NOW ON, POOPY LONGSTOCKING.

WAIT. COME BACK HERE, PARNELL!

[Announcer] HIS FLY THREADS COME
FROM ALL THE FINEST BOUTIQUES.

HEY, MAMA.

[Announcer] HE'S THE FUNKY FRESH
DUDE WHO DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SWEETS.

HEY, SUPERFLY. GET
OUTTA MY WAY, BITCH!

AND HE'S CLEANING THE DOPE
PEDDLERS OFF THE STREET.

I HAVE SOMETHING, Y'ALL. HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE CANDY FOR YOU, LITTLE MAN?

ALL RIGHT. HEY, COOL BREEZE!

SUPERFLY, IT AIN'T
WHAT YOU THINK, MAN.

TRYING TO SELL DRUGS TO KIDS.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, MAGGOT.

NO, MAN! [Groans]

[Announcer] AND HE'S THE DUDE WHO
ALWAYS THROWS UP BEFORE HE EATS.

NOT MY FACE!
[Screams] I'M MELTING!

MM! MM! MM!

[Announcer] THE SUPERFLY
IS COMING THIS SUMMER.

CATCH THE BUZZ.

♪♪ [Hip-hop]

♪♪ [Indistinct]

♪♪ [Indistinct]

♪♪ [Indistinct]

♪♪ [Hip-hop Continues]

[Laughs]

FRANCES, THIS HERE'S
OUR NEW WAITRESS.

I'M SORRY, BABY. WHAT'D
YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?

OH, IT'S ROSE. JUST
REMEMBER LIKE THE FLOWER.

OH, LITTLE SMARTY-PANTS.
MAMA'S GONNA HAVE TO SPANK YOU.

WELL, ROSE, HERE AT SNACKIN'
SHACK THERE'S A FEW RULES.

UH-HUH. RULE NUMBER ONE:

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

- EXCUSE ME. I ORDERED EGGS.
- ARE EGGS ON YOUR TABLE?

- NO.
- THEN YOU DIDN'T
ORDER NO EGGS.

RULE NUMBER TWO: KEEP IT CLEAN.

SEE, IF YOU DROP SOMETHING, JUST
KISS IT UP TO GOD. IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

NOW, RULE NUMBER THREE.

BLACK-EYED PEAS.
PICK 'EM UP! [Bell Dings]

GOOD COMMUNICATION
WITH THE KITCHEN.

I GOT ME A BUNION
WITH AN EYEBALL ON IT.

SO, HOW ARE MAMA'S
BABIES DOING TODAY?

I WANT Y'ALL TO MEET
THE NEW WAITRESS, DAISY.

IT'S ROSE. [Men] HELLO.

- JELL-O. PICK IT UP!
- I'M FAMISHED.

OH, AIN'T THAT A COINCIDENCE.

PHILODENDRON'S HALF SWEDISH.

FRESH FISH! PICK IT UP!

NOW, BEGONIA, I WANT YOU TO
TAKE THE ORDER HERE, OKAY?

OKAY. IT'S ROSE. THERE YOU GO.

OKAY, UH, HI, I'M ROSE. UH, WHAT
CAN I GET FOR Y'ALL THIS MORNING?

I'LL HAVE THE, UH, WAFFLES.

- WAFFLES.
- WAFFLES.

- WAFFLES.
- AIN'T NO MORE WAFFLES.

OH, WE AIN'T GOT NO MORE
WAFFLES, SNAPDRAGON.

IT'S ROSE.

I'M SORRY, SIR. APPARENTLY
WE AIN'T GOT NO MORE WAFFLES.

WELL, OKAY, UH, I'LL
HAVE THE OMELET.

- ALL RIGHT. OMELET.
- OMELET.

- OMELET!
- WHO VOMIT? CLEAN IT UP!

I POP MY PIMPLES
'CAUSE THEY ASK ME TO.

FORGET THE OMELET.
LOOK. I'M SORRY, SIR.

JUST... JUST ORDER SOMETHING
ELSE. I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. TRUST ME.

OATMEAL? OATMEAL, IT IS.

UH, UH, SIR, HOW
DOES MY COAT FEEL?

OATMEAL! PICK IT UP!

AND, UM, AND WHAT CAN I GET
FOR YOU THIS MORNING? [Indistinct]

SUE BEGS TO TAKE
A RIDE ON THE TRAM.

WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?

THAT'S TWO EGGS, PANCAKES
AND A SIDE OF HAM. PICK IT UP.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN GET FOR YOU, SIRS?

UH, I THINK WE NEED
SOME SALT AND PEPPER.

OH. WHERE DO WE KEEP
THE SALT AND PEPPER?

OH, I'M SORRY, SIRS. WE DON'T
HAVE NO MORE SALT AND PEPPER.

EXCUSE ME. WHAT IS
THIS IN MY OATMEAL?

OH, MY GOD!

OH!

FRANCES, BEGONIA DONE
FOUND YOUR GOOD DENTURES.

- OH, LUCKY DAY!
- OH! GROSS!

TOAST. PICK IT UP!

WHY ARE YOU HUFFING
AND PUFFING, PETUNIA?

STUFFIN' AND MUFFIN. PICK IT UP!

MY NAME IS ROSE! IT'S ROSE!

IT'S NOT PETUNIA!
TUNA. PICK IT UP!

IT'S NOT HIBISCUS.
BISCUITS. PICK 'EM UP!

AND IT'S NOT EVEN BLOSSOM.

WE AIN'T GOT NO DAMN POSSUM.

- THAT DOES IT. I QUIT!
- GRITS. PICK 'EM UP!

I DID NOT SAY NOTHING ABOUT
NO GRITS, LUTHER! GLASS BOWL!

WHAT'D SHE SAY?

I GOT THE TOE JAM. WHO
GOT THE PEANUT BUTTER?

LISTEN. WE'VE BEEN
GETTING A LOT OF LETTERS...

FROM PEOPLE WONDERING WHY DAVID
ALAN GRIER IS ALWAYS IN THE BACK.

AND WHERE ARE THEY FROM?
WELL, I'M GONNA TELL YOU.

THEY'RE COMING FROM HIS PARENTS.

DAVID, SAY HELLO TO YOUR MOTHER.

HOLA ¿CÓMO ESTA MI FAMILIA
EN NUEVA YORK? EL BRONX, EH!

OKAY. HEY, HEY,
HEY. GET OUTTA HERE.

NOW, BEFORE WE GO TONIGHT,

I HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO
OUR SPECIAL GUEST, 2 FOUR 2.

[Applause, Cheering]

THANKS FOR HANGING
WITH THE FLY GIRLS, FELLAS.

WE'LL SEE Y'ALL NEXT WEEK. AND
KIM WON'T BE WEARING THE WIG.

[Screams]

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT
YOU WANNA DO ♪♪