In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 2, Episode 12 - Veracosa - full transcript
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
♪ TAKE IT FROM ME IT'S A'IGHT
TO BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ AND HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
KNOWING PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE TO WALK
DOWN THE STREET ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ EVERYBODY HERE
IS EQUALLY KIND ♪
♪ EVERYBODY HERE
IS EQUALLY KIND ♪
♪ EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY ♪
♪ EVERYBODY HERE IS EQUALLY
KIND ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS
AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE ♪
♪ IN LIVING C-C-C-OLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
♪ TAKE IT FROM ME IT'S A'IGHT
TO BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
[Audience Applauding, Cheering]
[Man Narrating] FIRST, LOU
FERRIGNO WAS THE INCREDIBLE HULK.
THEN ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER WAS CONAN.
AND NOW, WORLD CHAMPION
FEMALE BODYBUILDER VERA DE MILO...
EXPLODES UPON THE SCREEN AS...
VERACOSA, MISTRESS
OF DESTRUCTION.
WATCH VERA'S BICEPS BULGE...
AS SHE SUMMONS
THE SPIRIT DIANABOL.
[Grunting]
WATCH HER BELLY BULGE AS SHE
LETS LOOSE THE WIND OF THE GODS.
[Exhales]
YOU'LL MARVEL AT ALL OF
VERA'S INCREDIBLE BULGES.
YAAH! WHOA!
WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?
YAAH! WHOO!
YAAH!
THANKS FOR HANGIN' AROUND.
HEY. NO FAIR.
OW!
[Whip Cracks]
[Growling]
[Growls]
AH!
AT LAST WE MEET, MY
DREADED VERACOSA.
I AM KEE-MAN OF THE
HANNA-BARBERIANS.
I AM HE THAT MUST
VANQUISH THEE FROM THINE.
THEREFORE, I AM, I MUST.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.
WHAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IS THAT?
IT IS THE TONGUE OF MY
NATIVE LAND, DYSLEXIA.
NOW, SAY YOU'LL BE MY BRIDE.
AND TOGETHER WE
WILL RULE THE ERUDITES.
[Laughing]
YOU ARE BRAVE AS
WELL AS BEAUTIFUL.
THAT EXCITES ME.
YOU SHALL NEVER TASTE
MY AMBROSIA, KEE-MAN.
- [All Groaning]
- FOR I AM VERACOSA...
OF BRITISH CALEDONIA,
KEEPER OF NAUTILUS...
AND DECEPTOR OF URINALYSIS.
VERY WELL.
THEN WHAT I CANNOT HAVE,
TAKE IT I SHALL.
YES. I SHALL UNLEASH
THE MAMMARIES...
THAT KINGS AND PRINCES
HAVE DIED FOR. [Gasps]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST DID THAT!
I AM SO HUMILIATED!
NOW YOU'VE ASKED FOR IT.
NO! NO, NOT THE POISON PIT.
OH! OH, NO! SLEEP WELL, KEE-MAN.
[Groaning]
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO
ALL THOSE WHO PRACTICE EVIL.
WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY BREASTS,
YOU DIE LIKE THE REST!
[Whinnying]
[All Chanting] VERA!
VERA! VERA! VERA!
[Narrator] VERACOSA,
MISTRESS OF DESTRUCTION,
COMING SOON TO A
THEATER NEAR YOU.
[Chanting Continues]
[Man Narrating] THEY DROVE YOU CRAZY
WITH THEIR TOP-500 HIT "WE TIGHT."
THEY REVOLUTIONIZED DINNER
THEATER WITH THEIR SHOW,
PLEASE DON'T CHEW
WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN.
AND NOW, CEPHUS AND REESIE
SING ALL YOUR HOLIDAY FAVORITES,
INCLUDING THEIR 24-MINUTE
VERSION OF "DECK THE HALLS."
♪ DECK THE HALLS
WITH BOUGHS OF ♪
♪ HO-O-O-LLEE-EE-EE ♪
NOW, HOLD IT RIGHT
THERE, REESIE!
WHAT ARE WE DECKIN'?
I'M DECKIN' THE...
♪ HO-OO-OO-OO-OO ♪
♪♪ [Exaggerated Vocalizing]
♪ NOT THE KITCHEN WHOO ♪
[Narrator] YOU'LL GET THEIR
49-MINUTE VERSION OF "SILENT NIGHT."
SHH! SHH!
♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪
NOW, HOLD IT REESIE. WHAT
KIND OF NIGHT YOU SAY THAT WAS?
SHH! SHH! I SAID IT
WAS A SILENT NIGHT.
OH, REESIE, I'M TALKIN'
TOO MUCH. BETTER HUSH UP.
SHH! SEE NO EVIL, HEAR
NO EVIL. SILENT NIGHT.
PUT A SOCK IN IT!
♪♪ [Exaggerated Vocalizing]
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
REESIE. I'M CONFUSED.
WAS THE NIGHT
SILENT OR WAS IT HOLY?
IT WAS SILENT AND HOLY, CEPHUS!
OH, YOU MEAN HOLY,
HOLY. YOU CRAZY.
LIKE A SOCK! ♪♪
[Exaggerated Vocalizing]
[Narrator] AND BEST OF
ALL, IF YOU ACT NOW,
YOU CAN RECEIVE THIS
EIGHT-C.D. COLLECTOR'S EDITION...
OF THE "TWELVE
DAYS OF CHRISTMAS."
♪ ON THE NINTH
DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME ♪
♪ NINE CHICKENS LEAPIN' ♪
♪ EIGHT BLACK-EYED PEAS ♪
♪ SEVEN CANDIED YAMS ♪
♪ SIX CORN BREAD MUFFINS ♪
♪ FIVE POUNDS OF GRITS ♪
THAT'S RIGHT. ♪
FOUR NECK BONES ♪
♪ THREE HAM HOCKS
TWO CANS OF SPAM ♪
♪ AND SOME CHITLINS
AND SOME PIG'S FEET ♪♪
[Stammering]
♪ NINE CHICKENS LEAPIN'
EIGHT BLACK-EYED PEAS ♪
♪ SEVEN CANDIED YAMS
SIX CORN BREAD MUFFINS ♪
♪ FIVE POUNDS OF GRITS ♪
♪ FIVE ♪
S-SEVEN...
♪ NINE CHICKENS LEAPIN'
EIGHT BLACK-EYED PEAS ♪♪
[Narrator] IT'S A HOLIDAY ALBUM
YOU'LL ENJOY FOR YEARS TO COME,
AND YOU'LL ONLY
HAVE TO PLAY IT ONCE.
SEND $19.99 TODAY TO...
♪♪ [Singing Continues]
♪♪ [Dance]
NOW, THIS IS A REPLICA OF THE HABITAT
OF BIRDS FROM THE BRAZILIAN RAIN FOREST.
NOW, CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY
THESE BIRDS ARE ENDANGERED?
EDNA? EDNA?
OH. YES.
I BELIEVE I CAN TELL
YOU, MRS. KEEGAN.
THESE BIRDS ARE ENDANGERED
BECAUSE WHEN THEY FLY SOUTH,
SOMETIMES THEY GO TOO FAR, GOING PAST
THE SOUTH POLE UP TO THE NORTH POLE...
AND GET HIT BY SANTA'S SLED.
THAT'S ENOUGH, YOUNG LADY.
IF I HEAR ONE MORE
OF YOUR OUTRAGEOUS
STORIES, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO CALL YOUR MOTHER.
- WHATEVER YOU SAY, BUBBLE BUTT.
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I SAID, "GOSH, I CAN'T
WAIT TO SEE KING TUT!"
GOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S
WHERE WE'RE GOING NEXT.
BUT BEFORE WE GO, DOES ANYBODY
KNOW THE CORRECT ANSWER?
YES, PARNELL.
THOSE FOWL ARE BEING
THREATENED BECAUSE THE
TROPICAL RAIN FORESTS
ARE BEING CUT DOWN...
AT THE ALARMING RATE
OF 7,000 ACRES A DAY.
- DUH!
- VERY GOOD, PARNELL.
ALL RIGHT, CLASS. NOW, LET'S MOVE
ON TO THE NEXT EXHIBIT, ALL RIGHT?
FOLLOW ME.
PARNELL!
LOOK AT THIS, PARNELL.
IT'S JUST LIKE THAT
MOVIE, THE BIRDS. AH! OH!
SAVE ME, PARNELL! PLEASE!
THEY'LL POKE MY EYES OUT! [Screaming]
NICE TRY, COUNT BARFULA.
BUT THOSE BIRDS HAVE BEEN DEAD AND
STUFFED FOR ABOUT NINE BILLION YEARS!
OH, YEAH? WELL, FOR YOUR
INFORMATION, PARNELL,
I HAPPEN TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO
THE ANIMALS, JUST LIKE DR. DOLITTLE.
LOOK. [Gibberish]
THAT'S MATURE. NOT!
PARNELL, I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA.
YOU BE TARZAN, AND I'LL BE JANE,
BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS OF THE JUNGLE.
I DON'T WISH TO BE CAUGHT
IN YOUR TENDER TRAP.
BESIDES, YOU LOOK MORE
LIKE "CHEETA-BO-BEET-A,
I SMELL YOUR STINKY FEET-A."
OH, GOOD ONE, I'M SURE.
HEY, GUESS WHAT, PARNELL. I'M YOUR
COUSIN, THE INDUSTRIOUS BEAVER.
[Chewing Noises] SHUT UP.
TIMBER! [Screams]
MAXIMUM PUT-DOWN!
WAY TO GO! THAT DISPLAY HAS
BROUGHT JOY TO THE HEARTS OF MILLIONS.
NOW WE GOTTA FIX
IT, VOMITOLA KHOMEINI!
♪ I SEE YOUR HINEY
OUT FRONT AND SHINY ♪
♪ BETTER HIDE IT
BEFORE I BITE IT ♪
HEY, WHAT'S DOWN HERE? [Screams]
KNOCK IT OFF, PUKE-ASAURUS REX.
IF THAT'S YOUR IDEA...
IF THAT'S YOUR IDEA...
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA...
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA...
YOU'RE NOT BU...
YOU'RE NOT BU...
[Mrs. Keegan] EDNA
LOUISE, PARNELL!
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
OH, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'VE ARRIVED.
MRS. KEEGAN, IT WAS TERRIBLE.
ALL THE BIRDS FROM... FROM
DESERT LAND CAME OVER...
WITH ALL THE BIRDS
FROM RAIN FOREST TOWN,
AND THEY WERE CRASHING AND
BANGING, HAVING A BIG BATTLE...
STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW, EDNA
LOUISE. THAT IS THE ABSOLUTE LAST STRAW.
I'M GOING TO CALL YOUR MOTHER
AND HAVE YOU SUSPENDED, YOUNG LADY.
OH, MRS. KEEGAN, PLEASE DON'T
CALL MY MOTHER. DON'T DO IT.
I'LL DO MY HOMEWORK. I'LL
DO EVERYBODY'S HOMEWORK.
OH, MRS. KEEGAN, CAN'T WE
JUST SETTLE THIS LIKE ADULTS?
NO, WE CAN'T. THAT'S
ENOUGH FROM YOU.
MRS. KEEGAN? YES, PARNELL.
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
I BECAME SO FASCINATED
BY THE FOLIAGE...
THAT I HAD TO GET A CLOSER LOOK,
AND I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED IT OVER.
EDNA WAS... JUST TRYING
TO HELP ME CLEAN IT UP.
ALL RIGHT, EDNA. I WON'T
CALL YOUR MOTHER THIS TIME.
BUT BOTH YOU AND PARNELL...
ARE GONNA SPEND THE REST
OF THE AFTERNOON ON THE BUS.
NOW, CLEAN UP HIS MESS. I'M
GONNA GO JOIN THE OTHER CHILDREN.
OKAY.
PARNELL, PARNELL,
DOES THAT MEAN YOU
LOVE ME OR WHAT?
TRY AGAIN, CRAPALONIA!
IT WAS JUST A MATTER
OF MY OWN PROTECTION.
IF YOU GET KICKED OUT, YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE
TO FIND A JOB IN THE FAST-FOOD INDUSTRY,
AND YOU'LL HAVE BAD ACNE,
AND WHEN I ORDER MY FRIES,
I'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT
YOUR PIMPLY, PUS-Y HEAD.
IT JUST NOT WORTH IT,
"EDNA-PEDNA, GO DROP DEAD-NA."
THAT SPELLS LOVE TO ME, MAN!
PARNELL IS IN LOVE
WITH ME! I JUST KNEW IT!
[Squeals]
♪♪ [Dance]
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HO-OH HO-OH ♪
♪ HO-OH HO-OH ♪♪
THERE HE IS. COME ON.
LET'S GO SEE SANTA CLAUS!
[All Cheering]
[All Chanting] SANTA! SANTA!
SANTA! SANTA! SANTA!
SANTA! SANTA! SA...
SANTA DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.
IT'S HOMEY CLAUS.
HOW COME YOU DON'T GOT
W-W-WHITE HAIR AND A WHITE BEARD?
OH, SURROUND MY
FACE WITH WHITE...
SO I CAN LOOK SOME SORT OF
DAMN NORTH POLE NEGATIVE.
I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
HEY. CAN WE SIT ON YOUR LAP AND
TELL YOU WHAT WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
[All] YEAH!
OH, SO LET I GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU WANT ME TO LOWER MYSELF
SO THAT YOU CAN ASSUME...
A SUPERIOR POSITION
AND THEN DEMAND TRIBUTE.
YEAH! YEAH!
I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
I TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU CAN SIT ON THIS.
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR KNEE,
AND I CAN KEEP MY DIGNITY.
BUT, HOMEY, W-W-WHAT'S DIGNITY?
HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU.
SEE HOW YOU FEEL
RIGHT NOW? YEAH.
WELL, DIGNITY IS THE
OPPOSITE OF THAT.
NOW THEN, LITTLE GIRL,
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM HOMEY CLAUS?
UH, A MALIBU BARBIE
WITH HER OWN CONDO!
A MALIBU BARBIE? YEAH!
WELL, I AIN'T GOT
NO MALIBU BARBIE.
I GOT COMPTON CARLOTTA.
AND THIS IS HER SECTION 8
HOUSING IN FORECLOSURE.
HEY, THIS IS A MILK CARTON,
AND THIS IS A TURKEY
BASTER WITH AN AFRO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS. THANK YOU.
I WANT... I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU WANT, CAVE BOY.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.
IT'S STICKO, THE
WORLD'S GREATEST TOY.
IT'S A STICK. I KNOW, BUT IT
AIN'T JUST AN ORDINARY STICK.
YOU COULD BE A BASEBALL PLAYER, LIKE...
WHAT'S THAT BIG, FAT WHITE BOY'S NAME?
BABE RUTH.
I DON'T WANT TO BE
A BASEBALL PLAYER.
WELL, THEN YOU CAN PLAY THE FLUTE,
BE THE PIED PIPER OF HAMMER TIME.
♪♪ [Flute Sounds] I DON'T
WANT TO BE A FLUTE PLAYER.
THEN HERE. WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO LEAD THE PARADE?
I DON'T WANT TO LEAD... I
SAID, LEAD THE DAMN PARADE!
BIG KID, COME SIT DOWN.
HI, HOMEY!
YOU SCREAM IN MY EAR AGAIN,
BIG KID, IT'S GONNA BE ME AND YOU.
SORRY, HOMEY. NOW, WHAT
CAN HOMEY CLAUS GET FOR YOU?
OKAY. HOMEY, I WOULD LIKE
A REFRACTING TELESCOPE,
MODEL 897560-392504.
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING I CAN LOOK AT ALL
THE CONSTELLATIONS AND THE STARS WITH.
OH, SO YOU'RE NOT JUST A BIG,
DUMB KID, YOU'RE A BRAINY KID.
YEAH, HOMEY. HOMEY'S
GOT JUST THE THING FOR YOU.
HERE YOU GO.
BUT, HOMEY, THIS ISN'T
NO REFRACTING TELESCOPE.
IT'S BETTER THAN THAT.
IT'S AN OBSERVATORY.
GO AHEAD. WHY DON'T
YOU PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD.
DIDN'T YOU SEE ALL
THE WONDERFUL STARS?
YEAH.
EXCUSE ME, CHILDREN. I GOT TO BRING SOME
CHRISTMAS JOY INTO THIS YOUNG MAN'S HEART.
♪♪ [Whistling] HEY!
I SAW YOU TAKE THAT TOY.
NOW, IF YOU NEED A TOY AND CAN'T AFFORD
ONE, HOMEY CLAUS WILL GIVE YOU ONE.
I GOT MONEY. I STOLE
IT SO I CAN BE IN A GANG.
IT'S PART OF MY INITIATION.
WHAT? MY INITIATION.
HE'S A IGNORANT LITTLE FOOL.
SO YOU WANT TO BE IN A GANG, HUH?
MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN, HUH?
YEAH. SINCE YOU'RE A BIG MAN, HOMEY'S
GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU.
YES, LOOK IN THE
BAG. LET ME SEE.
I DON'T SEE NOTHIN'.
YOU GOTTA LOOK CLOSER.
NOW WHAT DO YOU
SEE? HEY! GET... NOTHING!
THAT'S THE SAME THING YOUR DUMB
ASS GET OUT OF A GANG... NOTHING.
CAN I GO NOW?
WELL, I GUESS SINCE
IT'S CHRISTMAS, I
SHOULD LET YOU OFF
WITH JUST A WARNING, HUH?
I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
ALL RIGHT, LITTLE CHILDRENS,
GATHER AROUND. MY BELT IS FALLIN'.
THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO SING
CHRISTMAS CAROLS. [All] YEAH!
ALL RIGHT. REPEAT AFTER ME.
♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪
♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪
♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪
♪ HOMEY'S NIGHT ♪
♪ HOMEY'S NIGHT ♪
♪ HOMEY'S NIGHT ♪
♪ ALL WAS CALM ♪
♪ ALL WAS CALM ♪
♪ ALL WAS CALM ♪
♪ ALL WAS BRIGHT ♪ BRIGHT LIKE THE
LIGHT THAT THE COP SHINED IN MY DAMN FACE.
HE KNEW I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'. THREW ME
ON THE FLOOR AND PUT THAT DAMN THING IN...
STARTED BEATIN' ME LIKE I
WAS A FOOL. I DIDN'T DO IT.
HE KNEW I DIDN'T DO IT! HE
KNEW IT! AND Y'ALL AIN'T SINGING.
[All Reciting, Indistinct]
[Continues]
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. YOU
ALMOST MADE HOMEY MISTY-EYED.
I SAID "ALMOST." NOW, Y'ALL
GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE.
BYE, HOMEY!
HEY, HOMEY! HOMEY!
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WHAT, YOU TRYING TO HAVE
A SPECIAL MOMENT WITH ME?
YOU WANT HOMEY TO REVEAL A TENDER
SIDE, SHOW HE WASN'T COMPLETELY HARDENED...
BY THE MAN'S PRISON SYSTEM?
YEAH.
I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT,
NOT EVEN ON CHRISTMAS.
NOW, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
HEY KID.
YOU AIN'T MOVIN' FAST ENOUGH. I
SAID GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. TONIGHT IS A
VERY SPECIAL NIGHT FOR ALL OF US HERE...
BECAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATING
FINISHING OUR 25th EPISODE.
SO THANKS TO EVERYBODY
AT HOME AND HERE...
WHO HELPED TO MAKE
THE SHOW A SUCCESS.
NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF
HERE. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
LIVING COLOR SWITCHBOARD.
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IN LIVING COLOR'S OUTTAKES,
BLOOPERS AND BLUNDERS.
OH, MY GOD! LOOK
WHAT HAPPENED...
BY ACCIDENT!
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
OPERATORS ARE
STANDING BY. SW1, KICK IT.
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
♪ TAKE IT FROM ME IT'S A'IGHT
TO BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ AND HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
KNOWING PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE TO WALK
DOWN THE STREET ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ EVERYBODY HERE
IS EQUALLY KIND ♪
♪ EVERYBODY HERE
IS EQUALLY KIND ♪
♪ EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY ♪
♪ EVERYBODY HERE IS EQUALLY
KIND ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS
AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE ♪
♪ IN LIVING C-C-C-OLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
♪ TAKE IT FROM ME IT'S A'IGHT
TO BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
[Audience Applauding, Cheering]
[Man Narrating] FIRST, LOU
FERRIGNO WAS THE INCREDIBLE HULK.
THEN ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER WAS CONAN.
AND NOW, WORLD CHAMPION
FEMALE BODYBUILDER VERA DE MILO...
EXPLODES UPON THE SCREEN AS...
VERACOSA, MISTRESS
OF DESTRUCTION.
WATCH VERA'S BICEPS BULGE...
AS SHE SUMMONS
THE SPIRIT DIANABOL.
[Grunting]
WATCH HER BELLY BULGE AS SHE
LETS LOOSE THE WIND OF THE GODS.
[Exhales]
YOU'LL MARVEL AT ALL OF
VERA'S INCREDIBLE BULGES.
YAAH! WHOA!
WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?
YAAH! WHOO!
YAAH!
THANKS FOR HANGIN' AROUND.
HEY. NO FAIR.
OW!
[Whip Cracks]
[Growling]
[Growls]
AH!
AT LAST WE MEET, MY
DREADED VERACOSA.
I AM KEE-MAN OF THE
HANNA-BARBERIANS.
I AM HE THAT MUST
VANQUISH THEE FROM THINE.
THEREFORE, I AM, I MUST.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.
WHAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IS THAT?
IT IS THE TONGUE OF MY
NATIVE LAND, DYSLEXIA.
NOW, SAY YOU'LL BE MY BRIDE.
AND TOGETHER WE
WILL RULE THE ERUDITES.
[Laughing]
YOU ARE BRAVE AS
WELL AS BEAUTIFUL.
THAT EXCITES ME.
YOU SHALL NEVER TASTE
MY AMBROSIA, KEE-MAN.
- [All Groaning]
- FOR I AM VERACOSA...
OF BRITISH CALEDONIA,
KEEPER OF NAUTILUS...
AND DECEPTOR OF URINALYSIS.
VERY WELL.
THEN WHAT I CANNOT HAVE,
TAKE IT I SHALL.
YES. I SHALL UNLEASH
THE MAMMARIES...
THAT KINGS AND PRINCES
HAVE DIED FOR. [Gasps]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST DID THAT!
I AM SO HUMILIATED!
NOW YOU'VE ASKED FOR IT.
NO! NO, NOT THE POISON PIT.
OH! OH, NO! SLEEP WELL, KEE-MAN.
[Groaning]
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO
ALL THOSE WHO PRACTICE EVIL.
WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY BREASTS,
YOU DIE LIKE THE REST!
[Whinnying]
[All Chanting] VERA!
VERA! VERA! VERA!
[Narrator] VERACOSA,
MISTRESS OF DESTRUCTION,
COMING SOON TO A
THEATER NEAR YOU.
[Chanting Continues]
[Man Narrating] THEY DROVE YOU CRAZY
WITH THEIR TOP-500 HIT "WE TIGHT."
THEY REVOLUTIONIZED DINNER
THEATER WITH THEIR SHOW,
PLEASE DON'T CHEW
WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN.
AND NOW, CEPHUS AND REESIE
SING ALL YOUR HOLIDAY FAVORITES,
INCLUDING THEIR 24-MINUTE
VERSION OF "DECK THE HALLS."
♪ DECK THE HALLS
WITH BOUGHS OF ♪
♪ HO-O-O-LLEE-EE-EE ♪
NOW, HOLD IT RIGHT
THERE, REESIE!
WHAT ARE WE DECKIN'?
I'M DECKIN' THE...
♪ HO-OO-OO-OO-OO ♪
♪♪ [Exaggerated Vocalizing]
♪ NOT THE KITCHEN WHOO ♪
[Narrator] YOU'LL GET THEIR
49-MINUTE VERSION OF "SILENT NIGHT."
SHH! SHH!
♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪
NOW, HOLD IT REESIE. WHAT
KIND OF NIGHT YOU SAY THAT WAS?
SHH! SHH! I SAID IT
WAS A SILENT NIGHT.
OH, REESIE, I'M TALKIN'
TOO MUCH. BETTER HUSH UP.
SHH! SEE NO EVIL, HEAR
NO EVIL. SILENT NIGHT.
PUT A SOCK IN IT!
♪♪ [Exaggerated Vocalizing]
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
REESIE. I'M CONFUSED.
WAS THE NIGHT
SILENT OR WAS IT HOLY?
IT WAS SILENT AND HOLY, CEPHUS!
OH, YOU MEAN HOLY,
HOLY. YOU CRAZY.
LIKE A SOCK! ♪♪
[Exaggerated Vocalizing]
[Narrator] AND BEST OF
ALL, IF YOU ACT NOW,
YOU CAN RECEIVE THIS
EIGHT-C.D. COLLECTOR'S EDITION...
OF THE "TWELVE
DAYS OF CHRISTMAS."
♪ ON THE NINTH
DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME ♪
♪ NINE CHICKENS LEAPIN' ♪
♪ EIGHT BLACK-EYED PEAS ♪
♪ SEVEN CANDIED YAMS ♪
♪ SIX CORN BREAD MUFFINS ♪
♪ FIVE POUNDS OF GRITS ♪
THAT'S RIGHT. ♪
FOUR NECK BONES ♪
♪ THREE HAM HOCKS
TWO CANS OF SPAM ♪
♪ AND SOME CHITLINS
AND SOME PIG'S FEET ♪♪
[Stammering]
♪ NINE CHICKENS LEAPIN'
EIGHT BLACK-EYED PEAS ♪
♪ SEVEN CANDIED YAMS
SIX CORN BREAD MUFFINS ♪
♪ FIVE POUNDS OF GRITS ♪
♪ FIVE ♪
S-SEVEN...
♪ NINE CHICKENS LEAPIN'
EIGHT BLACK-EYED PEAS ♪♪
[Narrator] IT'S A HOLIDAY ALBUM
YOU'LL ENJOY FOR YEARS TO COME,
AND YOU'LL ONLY
HAVE TO PLAY IT ONCE.
SEND $19.99 TODAY TO...
♪♪ [Singing Continues]
♪♪ [Dance]
NOW, THIS IS A REPLICA OF THE HABITAT
OF BIRDS FROM THE BRAZILIAN RAIN FOREST.
NOW, CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY
THESE BIRDS ARE ENDANGERED?
EDNA? EDNA?
OH. YES.
I BELIEVE I CAN TELL
YOU, MRS. KEEGAN.
THESE BIRDS ARE ENDANGERED
BECAUSE WHEN THEY FLY SOUTH,
SOMETIMES THEY GO TOO FAR, GOING PAST
THE SOUTH POLE UP TO THE NORTH POLE...
AND GET HIT BY SANTA'S SLED.
THAT'S ENOUGH, YOUNG LADY.
IF I HEAR ONE MORE
OF YOUR OUTRAGEOUS
STORIES, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO CALL YOUR MOTHER.
- WHATEVER YOU SAY, BUBBLE BUTT.
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I SAID, "GOSH, I CAN'T
WAIT TO SEE KING TUT!"
GOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S
WHERE WE'RE GOING NEXT.
BUT BEFORE WE GO, DOES ANYBODY
KNOW THE CORRECT ANSWER?
YES, PARNELL.
THOSE FOWL ARE BEING
THREATENED BECAUSE THE
TROPICAL RAIN FORESTS
ARE BEING CUT DOWN...
AT THE ALARMING RATE
OF 7,000 ACRES A DAY.
- DUH!
- VERY GOOD, PARNELL.
ALL RIGHT, CLASS. NOW, LET'S MOVE
ON TO THE NEXT EXHIBIT, ALL RIGHT?
FOLLOW ME.
PARNELL!
LOOK AT THIS, PARNELL.
IT'S JUST LIKE THAT
MOVIE, THE BIRDS. AH! OH!
SAVE ME, PARNELL! PLEASE!
THEY'LL POKE MY EYES OUT! [Screaming]
NICE TRY, COUNT BARFULA.
BUT THOSE BIRDS HAVE BEEN DEAD AND
STUFFED FOR ABOUT NINE BILLION YEARS!
OH, YEAH? WELL, FOR YOUR
INFORMATION, PARNELL,
I HAPPEN TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO
THE ANIMALS, JUST LIKE DR. DOLITTLE.
LOOK. [Gibberish]
THAT'S MATURE. NOT!
PARNELL, I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA.
YOU BE TARZAN, AND I'LL BE JANE,
BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS OF THE JUNGLE.
I DON'T WISH TO BE CAUGHT
IN YOUR TENDER TRAP.
BESIDES, YOU LOOK MORE
LIKE "CHEETA-BO-BEET-A,
I SMELL YOUR STINKY FEET-A."
OH, GOOD ONE, I'M SURE.
HEY, GUESS WHAT, PARNELL. I'M YOUR
COUSIN, THE INDUSTRIOUS BEAVER.
[Chewing Noises] SHUT UP.
TIMBER! [Screams]
MAXIMUM PUT-DOWN!
WAY TO GO! THAT DISPLAY HAS
BROUGHT JOY TO THE HEARTS OF MILLIONS.
NOW WE GOTTA FIX
IT, VOMITOLA KHOMEINI!
♪ I SEE YOUR HINEY
OUT FRONT AND SHINY ♪
♪ BETTER HIDE IT
BEFORE I BITE IT ♪
HEY, WHAT'S DOWN HERE? [Screams]
KNOCK IT OFF, PUKE-ASAURUS REX.
IF THAT'S YOUR IDEA...
IF THAT'S YOUR IDEA...
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA...
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA...
YOU'RE NOT BU...
YOU'RE NOT BU...
[Mrs. Keegan] EDNA
LOUISE, PARNELL!
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
OH, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'VE ARRIVED.
MRS. KEEGAN, IT WAS TERRIBLE.
ALL THE BIRDS FROM... FROM
DESERT LAND CAME OVER...
WITH ALL THE BIRDS
FROM RAIN FOREST TOWN,
AND THEY WERE CRASHING AND
BANGING, HAVING A BIG BATTLE...
STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW, EDNA
LOUISE. THAT IS THE ABSOLUTE LAST STRAW.
I'M GOING TO CALL YOUR MOTHER
AND HAVE YOU SUSPENDED, YOUNG LADY.
OH, MRS. KEEGAN, PLEASE DON'T
CALL MY MOTHER. DON'T DO IT.
I'LL DO MY HOMEWORK. I'LL
DO EVERYBODY'S HOMEWORK.
OH, MRS. KEEGAN, CAN'T WE
JUST SETTLE THIS LIKE ADULTS?
NO, WE CAN'T. THAT'S
ENOUGH FROM YOU.
MRS. KEEGAN? YES, PARNELL.
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
I BECAME SO FASCINATED
BY THE FOLIAGE...
THAT I HAD TO GET A CLOSER LOOK,
AND I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED IT OVER.
EDNA WAS... JUST TRYING
TO HELP ME CLEAN IT UP.
ALL RIGHT, EDNA. I WON'T
CALL YOUR MOTHER THIS TIME.
BUT BOTH YOU AND PARNELL...
ARE GONNA SPEND THE REST
OF THE AFTERNOON ON THE BUS.
NOW, CLEAN UP HIS MESS. I'M
GONNA GO JOIN THE OTHER CHILDREN.
OKAY.
PARNELL, PARNELL,
DOES THAT MEAN YOU
LOVE ME OR WHAT?
TRY AGAIN, CRAPALONIA!
IT WAS JUST A MATTER
OF MY OWN PROTECTION.
IF YOU GET KICKED OUT, YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE
TO FIND A JOB IN THE FAST-FOOD INDUSTRY,
AND YOU'LL HAVE BAD ACNE,
AND WHEN I ORDER MY FRIES,
I'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT
YOUR PIMPLY, PUS-Y HEAD.
IT JUST NOT WORTH IT,
"EDNA-PEDNA, GO DROP DEAD-NA."
THAT SPELLS LOVE TO ME, MAN!
PARNELL IS IN LOVE
WITH ME! I JUST KNEW IT!
[Squeals]
♪♪ [Dance]
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FINE
FLY G ♪ ♪ HO-OH ♪
♪ HO-OH HO-OH ♪
♪ HO-OH HO-OH ♪♪
THERE HE IS. COME ON.
LET'S GO SEE SANTA CLAUS!
[All Cheering]
[All Chanting] SANTA! SANTA!
SANTA! SANTA! SANTA!
SANTA! SANTA! SA...
SANTA DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.
IT'S HOMEY CLAUS.
HOW COME YOU DON'T GOT
W-W-WHITE HAIR AND A WHITE BEARD?
OH, SURROUND MY
FACE WITH WHITE...
SO I CAN LOOK SOME SORT OF
DAMN NORTH POLE NEGATIVE.
I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
HEY. CAN WE SIT ON YOUR LAP AND
TELL YOU WHAT WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
[All] YEAH!
OH, SO LET I GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU WANT ME TO LOWER MYSELF
SO THAT YOU CAN ASSUME...
A SUPERIOR POSITION
AND THEN DEMAND TRIBUTE.
YEAH! YEAH!
I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
I TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU CAN SIT ON THIS.
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR KNEE,
AND I CAN KEEP MY DIGNITY.
BUT, HOMEY, W-W-WHAT'S DIGNITY?
HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU.
SEE HOW YOU FEEL
RIGHT NOW? YEAH.
WELL, DIGNITY IS THE
OPPOSITE OF THAT.
NOW THEN, LITTLE GIRL,
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM HOMEY CLAUS?
UH, A MALIBU BARBIE
WITH HER OWN CONDO!
A MALIBU BARBIE? YEAH!
WELL, I AIN'T GOT
NO MALIBU BARBIE.
I GOT COMPTON CARLOTTA.
AND THIS IS HER SECTION 8
HOUSING IN FORECLOSURE.
HEY, THIS IS A MILK CARTON,
AND THIS IS A TURKEY
BASTER WITH AN AFRO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS. THANK YOU.
I WANT... I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU WANT, CAVE BOY.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.
IT'S STICKO, THE
WORLD'S GREATEST TOY.
IT'S A STICK. I KNOW, BUT IT
AIN'T JUST AN ORDINARY STICK.
YOU COULD BE A BASEBALL PLAYER, LIKE...
WHAT'S THAT BIG, FAT WHITE BOY'S NAME?
BABE RUTH.
I DON'T WANT TO BE
A BASEBALL PLAYER.
WELL, THEN YOU CAN PLAY THE FLUTE,
BE THE PIED PIPER OF HAMMER TIME.
♪♪ [Flute Sounds] I DON'T
WANT TO BE A FLUTE PLAYER.
THEN HERE. WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO LEAD THE PARADE?
I DON'T WANT TO LEAD... I
SAID, LEAD THE DAMN PARADE!
BIG KID, COME SIT DOWN.
HI, HOMEY!
YOU SCREAM IN MY EAR AGAIN,
BIG KID, IT'S GONNA BE ME AND YOU.
SORRY, HOMEY. NOW, WHAT
CAN HOMEY CLAUS GET FOR YOU?
OKAY. HOMEY, I WOULD LIKE
A REFRACTING TELESCOPE,
MODEL 897560-392504.
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING I CAN LOOK AT ALL
THE CONSTELLATIONS AND THE STARS WITH.
OH, SO YOU'RE NOT JUST A BIG,
DUMB KID, YOU'RE A BRAINY KID.
YEAH, HOMEY. HOMEY'S
GOT JUST THE THING FOR YOU.
HERE YOU GO.
BUT, HOMEY, THIS ISN'T
NO REFRACTING TELESCOPE.
IT'S BETTER THAN THAT.
IT'S AN OBSERVATORY.
GO AHEAD. WHY DON'T
YOU PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD.
DIDN'T YOU SEE ALL
THE WONDERFUL STARS?
YEAH.
EXCUSE ME, CHILDREN. I GOT TO BRING SOME
CHRISTMAS JOY INTO THIS YOUNG MAN'S HEART.
♪♪ [Whistling] HEY!
I SAW YOU TAKE THAT TOY.
NOW, IF YOU NEED A TOY AND CAN'T AFFORD
ONE, HOMEY CLAUS WILL GIVE YOU ONE.
I GOT MONEY. I STOLE
IT SO I CAN BE IN A GANG.
IT'S PART OF MY INITIATION.
WHAT? MY INITIATION.
HE'S A IGNORANT LITTLE FOOL.
SO YOU WANT TO BE IN A GANG, HUH?
MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN, HUH?
YEAH. SINCE YOU'RE A BIG MAN, HOMEY'S
GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU.
YES, LOOK IN THE
BAG. LET ME SEE.
I DON'T SEE NOTHIN'.
YOU GOTTA LOOK CLOSER.
NOW WHAT DO YOU
SEE? HEY! GET... NOTHING!
THAT'S THE SAME THING YOUR DUMB
ASS GET OUT OF A GANG... NOTHING.
CAN I GO NOW?
WELL, I GUESS SINCE
IT'S CHRISTMAS, I
SHOULD LET YOU OFF
WITH JUST A WARNING, HUH?
I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
ALL RIGHT, LITTLE CHILDRENS,
GATHER AROUND. MY BELT IS FALLIN'.
THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO SING
CHRISTMAS CAROLS. [All] YEAH!
ALL RIGHT. REPEAT AFTER ME.
♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪
♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪
♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪
♪ HOMEY'S NIGHT ♪
♪ HOMEY'S NIGHT ♪
♪ HOMEY'S NIGHT ♪
♪ ALL WAS CALM ♪
♪ ALL WAS CALM ♪
♪ ALL WAS CALM ♪
♪ ALL WAS BRIGHT ♪ BRIGHT LIKE THE
LIGHT THAT THE COP SHINED IN MY DAMN FACE.
HE KNEW I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'. THREW ME
ON THE FLOOR AND PUT THAT DAMN THING IN...
STARTED BEATIN' ME LIKE I
WAS A FOOL. I DIDN'T DO IT.
HE KNEW I DIDN'T DO IT! HE
KNEW IT! AND Y'ALL AIN'T SINGING.
[All Reciting, Indistinct]
[Continues]
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. YOU
ALMOST MADE HOMEY MISTY-EYED.
I SAID "ALMOST." NOW, Y'ALL
GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE.
BYE, HOMEY!
HEY, HOMEY! HOMEY!
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WHAT, YOU TRYING TO HAVE
A SPECIAL MOMENT WITH ME?
YOU WANT HOMEY TO REVEAL A TENDER
SIDE, SHOW HE WASN'T COMPLETELY HARDENED...
BY THE MAN'S PRISON SYSTEM?
YEAH.
I DON'T THINK SO.
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT,
NOT EVEN ON CHRISTMAS.
NOW, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
HEY KID.
YOU AIN'T MOVIN' FAST ENOUGH. I
SAID GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. TONIGHT IS A
VERY SPECIAL NIGHT FOR ALL OF US HERE...
BECAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATING
FINISHING OUR 25th EPISODE.
SO THANKS TO EVERYBODY
AT HOME AND HERE...
WHO HELPED TO MAKE
THE SHOW A SUCCESS.
NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF
HERE. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
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