In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 2, Episode 1 - Bigger Brother - full transcript

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪

♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪

♪ TAKE IT FROM ME IT'S A'IGHT
TO BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ AND HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
KNOWING PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪

♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪

♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE TO WALK
DOWN THE STREET ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪



♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HERE
IS EQUALLY KIND ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HERE
IS EQUALLY KIND ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HERE IS EQUALLY
KIND ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS
AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE ♪

♪ IN LIVING C-C-C-OLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪

♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪



♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪

♪ TAKE IT FROM ME IT'S A'IGHT
TO BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
KEENEN IVORY WAYANS.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M KEENEN IVORY
WAYANS. WELCOME TO IN LIVING COLOR.

YEAH.

IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU ALL
HERE FOR OUR SEASON OPENER.

BEFORE I GET STARTED, I'D LIKE TO
BRING OUT THE REST OF MY FAMILY.

UH, MY BROTHER, DAMON,
MY SISTER, KIM. COME ON OUT.

YEAH, WE, UH, WE JUST
WANTED TO THANK EVERYBODY...

FOR HELPING TO MAKE
THIS SHOW A SUCCESS.

AND JUST TO KIND
OF LET YOU KNOW...

THAT WE HAVEN'T CHANGED ONE BIT.

WE'RE STILL THE SAME
WONDERFUL PEOPLE ON THE INSIDE.

WE REALLY ARE. I MEAN, SUCCESS
HAS NOT SPOILED US ONE SINGLE BIT.

THE SAME KIDS FROM
THE PROJECTS THAT WE'VE

ALWAYS BEEN, AND WE
WANT AMERICA TO KNOW THAT.

YEAH. HEY, SW1.

I HAVEN'T CHANGED
EITHER, KEENEN.

LET'S GET STARTED. SHALL WE?

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪ ♪ YOU CAN WALK
ON THE MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪♪

HEY, MON.

IT'S TIME AGAIN FOR
ANOTHER EPISODE OF HEY MON,

WITH THE HARDEST WORKING
WEST INDIAN FAMILY, THE HEADLEYS.

HOW DID MY HUSBAND'S
SURGERY GO, DOCTOR?

WELL, THE LAZY
HUSBAND IS FINE NOW.

HOW LONG WILL
HE BE OFF HIS FEET?

OFF HIS FEET? THAT'S WHAT
GOT HIM HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

HE HAD A HEMORRHOID THE
SIZE OF A COCONUT ON HIS BEHIND.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU PRESCRIBE?

I PRESCRIBE 10 JOB. TEN JOBS?

THAT'S RIGHT, 10 JOB A
DAY KEEP A DOCTOR AWAY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TIME
TO BE SICK WITH 10 JOB.

- WHAT KIND OF A DOCTOR
ARE YOU?
- I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

I'M A PROCTOLOGIST, A DERMATOLOGIST,
A GYNECOLOGIST, A CARDIOLOGIST,

A BRAIN SURGEON, AN EYE
SURGEON, A NOSE, EAR, THROAT MAN,

AND I ALSO HELP RUN
THE FLOWER SHOP.

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
OH, NO, I'M VERY SERIOUS.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW, WOMAN?
I'M GONNA FIND A GOOD ATTORNEY.

WELL THEN, YOU'RE GONNA BE WANTING TO
TALK TO MY HARD-WORKING WIFE HILDA THEN.

THAT'S RIGHT, MON.
ARE YOU A LAWYER?

YEAH, MON. I'M A MALPRACTICE LAWYER, A
CORPORATE LAWYER, A COURT-APPOINTED LAWYER,

A LABOR LAWYER, A
LITIGATOR, PROSECUTOR,

A PROCESS SERVER,
BARRISTER, COURT

STENOGRAPHER, BAILIFF,
I'M JACOBY AND MEYERS,

AND I HAVE TO RUN
THE FLOWER SHOP.

OH!

GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU LAZY OATMEAL WART!

WHAT HAPPENED? HERE COMES
MATILDA, OUR LAZY SON BYRON'S NEW WIFE.

GODFREY, HILDA, YOU BETTER JUMP TO IT.
THIS WOMAN HERE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY!

WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH HER? SHE IN LABOR!

IN LABOR? I DON'T SEE HER WORKING.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, LABOR?

- HOW MANY JOBS DO YOU GOT?
- UH, UH, ONE.

ONE JOB! ONE JOB AND
YOU CALL THAT LABOR?

GET UP AND HELP OUT
WITH OTHER PATIENTS.

UP WITH YOU. UP YOU GO, FATTY
PIE. COME ON, FATTY PIE. STEP UP.

BUT SHE'S GOING
TO HAVE A BABY NOW!

LISTEN TO YOUR DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, GIRL.

THE DAY I GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR
LAZY HUSBAND, BYRON, MY SON,

I WAS WORKING SIX JOBS NOW, MON.

I WAS A WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER, METER
MAID, SHOE SALESMAN, SWIMMING INSTRUCTOR,

SUSHI CHEF AND TAKING A BAR EXAM
ALL WHILE DELIVERING HIS LAZY FETUS.

GET UP NOW. YOU'RE FINE.
I THINK I BETTER LIE DOWN.

LYING DOWN? THAT'S WHAT GOT YOU HERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU LAZY RABBIT KILLER.

GET TO WORK. GET TO
WORK! OH, MY WATER BROKE!

WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE NOW,
MON. GET A MOP AND CLEAN IT UP NOW.

YOU CAN WASH THE FLOOR WHILE
YOU'RE AT IT NOW. TAKE THAT.

GET THE CORNERS. THAT'S RIGHT.

WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT AIN'T MY LAZY,
RUDE BOY, BYRON. WHERE YOU BEEN, BOY?

I'VE BEEN PARKING CARS AT A RESTAURANT,
DELIVERING ORCHIDS TO THE HOSPITAL,

DROPPING OFF THE LAUNDRY,
DELIVERING MEAT PATTIES,

GIVING TOURS TO THE STARS'
HOMES, TAKING MY DRIVER'S TEST...

AND I HAD TO PICK UP THIS SICKLY
YANKEE MAN ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN...

WHILE FILLING OUT AN
APPLICATION FOR THE FLOWER SHOP!

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
KIDNEY TRANSPLANT. HURRY, PLEASE.

HILDA, LOOK IN THAT REFRIGERATOR,
SEE IF WE GOT ANY MORE KIDNEYS LEFT.

SORRY, MON, WE'RE FRESH OUT. YOU KNOW,
WE DONE 14 TRANSPLANTS ALREADY TODAY, NOW.

OH. WELL, BYRON, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
GET ON THE TABLE, GIVE ME ONE OF YOURS.

POP, YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE A KIDNEY
BIG ENOUGH FOR THIS YANKEE MAN.

WELL, WE'LL USE BOTH OF THEM.
GET UP ON THE DAMN TABLE, BOY.

POP, I'M NOT GONNA GET...

I THINK IT'S TOO LATE.
WHAT YOU SAYIN' NOW?

HE DEAD! HE DEAD?

SOMEBODY CALL A PRIEST. PRIEST!

FATHER HEADLEY
HERE. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

SCHWARTZ. NOT TO WORRY.

SHABBAT, SHALOM, MAZEL TOV.

OKAY, BYRON, YOU GO
START ON THE GRAVE.

HILDA, YOU GET A
MEASUREMENT FOR THE COFFIN.

MATILDA, YOU GO BUY EMBALMING FLUIDS
AND A TOMBSTONE. AND WHERE YOU GOING, MON?

WELL, WHEN A MAN IS DEAD. THERE GOT
TO BE ANOTHER JOB OPENING SOMEWHERE.

HEY MON, GOT TO GO TO WORK!

JOIN US AGAIN FOR HEY
MON WITH THE HEADLEYS.

HE WAS A BY-THE-BOOK COP TEAMED
UP WITH AN OUT-ON-A-LIMB REBEL.

- YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED!
-

RELAX. I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.

- I TOLD YOU NOT TO WORRY.
- THEY DON'T PAY ME
ENOUGH FOR THIS JOB.

SIDE-BY-SIDE, THEY
TOOK ON LOS ANGELES.

THANKS, MAN. YEAH.

THEY WORKED TOGETHER,

AND THEY PLAYED TOGETHER.

UNTIL ONE DAY, THE
WRONG GUY GOT SHOT.

THAT'S OKAY, MAN. I'LL TAKE THE BULLET.
NOW, COME ON, RUN. GET OUT OF HERE.

OH, MY GOD. NO!

HE'S FINALLY ON HIS OWN.

HE'S DETECTIVE JOHN SIDEKICK.

HE DOESN'T BREAK THE
RULES, NO MATTER HOW TRIVIAL.

MAKE THAT MURDER
ONE AND JAYWALKING, PAL.

HE'S TOO STRAIGHTFORWARD
TO INFILTRATE THE MOB.

GIVE ME A DIET SODA.

SO, WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THAT BIG
COCAINE SHIPMENT COMING IN HERE TONIGHT?

HE WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE A
CLUE IF IT DROPPED IN HIS LAP.

PSST. SIDEKICK. THE
SNOW'S COMING IN TONIGHT...

IN THE OLD SCHOOLYARD.

SNOW? IN LOS ANGELES?

YEAH, RIGHT, PAL. TAKE A HIKE!

AND STAY AWAY FROM THE HOOCH!

AND HE'S DEFINITELY
NOT INTERESTED IN SEX.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THE COCAINE,

BUT I'VE GOT A ROOM
UPSTAIRS IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M A
BLACK MAN IN A CROSSOVER FILM?

SORRY, SISTER, BUT YOU'RE
BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE.

UP YOURS.

FINALLY, A COP WITH A HEALTHY
RESPECT FOR THE LETTER OF THE LAW.

SIDEKICK! COMING THIS
FALL TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.

♪♪

♪♪

SOME KIDS ONLY IMAGINE HAVING
A MAN TO SPEND TIME WITH THEM.

EACH YEAR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
OF BOYS ARE LEFT WITHOUT FATHERS,

WHICH LEAVES THOUSANDS OF
MOTHERS WITH A GAP IMPOSSIBLE TO FILL.

HEY, KID. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN
TO THROW A REAL MAJOR LEAGUE CURVE BALL?

WOW. THAT'D BE GREAT. HEY,
MOM! A BIG BROTHER'S HERE!

THEN YOU COULD TAKE ME TO
THE CIRCUS AND TO THE ZOO.

AND YOU COULD COME TO SCHOOL
WITH ME FOR PARENTS' NIGHT.

AND WHEN ALL THOSE
KIDS TRY TO BEAT ME UP AND

STUFF, I CAN SAY, "HEY,
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,

'CAUSE I HAVE A BIG BROTHER, AND
HE REALLY CARES ABOUT ME AND NOT..."

GO BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING, KID.

HUNDREDS OF KIDS AND THEIR MOTHERS
ARE WAITING, AND THEIR NEED IS REAL.

SO IF YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT STUFF TO MAKE A
BIG DIFFERENCE, CALL BIGGER BROTHERS NOW.

♪♪

OHH! OH, LORD HAVE MERCY.

MY DEAR SISTERS AND BRETHREN, ♪♪

WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO BID
FAREWELL TO A GREAT BLUES SINGER.

AMEN. MISSISSIPPI "FAT
BACK" WITHERSPOON.

FAT BACK!

NOW, HE-HE WANTED THIS
TO BE A JOYOUS OCCASION.

HE DIDN'T WANT US CARRYING ON.

SO I PRESENT HIS FRIEND,
MR. CALHOUN TUBBS.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU, REVEREND.

LOOK HERE. NO
DISRESPECT TO THE FAMILY,

BUT, UH, CALHOUN'S
900 GREATEST HITS IS

AVAILABLE ON EIGHT-TRACK
CASSETTE IN THE LOBBY.

$3.95. OF COURSE, YOU GET A
COMPLIMENTARY COPY, SON.

YOU KNOW, FAT BACK WANTED
THIS TO BE A JOYOUS OCCASION,

SO I THOUGHT I MIGHT SING A FEW SONGS, TELL
SOME FUNNY STORIES ABOUT MY GOOD FRIEND.

NOW, YOU ALL KNOW FAT
BACK LOVED HIM SOME CATFISH.

AMEN. I SAY, FAT BACK
LOVED HIM SOME CATFISH.

- AMEN.
- THE ONLY THING HE LOVED MORE
THAN SOME OF THAT CHANNEL CAT...

WAS THAT LITTLE BABY GIRL CHILD.

LORD, THAT GIRL COULD COOK!

YOU KNOW, SHE DONE COOKED SOME
CATFISH FOR HIM THE DAY HE DIED.

WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT.
LIKE TO HEAR IT? HERE IT GO.

♪ FAT BACK CHOKED ON A CATFISH ♪

♪ THAT STUPID GIRL
FED HIM THE BONE ♪♪

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ALL RIGHT.

NOW, YOU KNOW, ALL HIS LIFE,
FAT BACK ONLY LOVED ONE WOMAN.

YOU KNOW, HE ONCE
SAID TO ME THAT SHE WAS

THE ONLY THING THAT
MADE HIS LIFE WORTHWHILE.

WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT.
LIKE TO HEAR IT? HERE IT GO.

♪ FAT BACK HAD ANOTHER
GIRL IN LOUISIANA ♪

♪ HIS WIFE AIN'T NEVER KNOW ♪♪

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG NOW.
FAT BACK WASN'T NO SKIRT CHASER.

NO, NO, NO. HE DID WHAT HE
DID ON ACCOUNT OF HIS SON.

HE LOVED THAT BOY.
WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT.

LIKE TO HEAR IT? HERE IT GO.

♪ FAT BACK'S WIFE WASN'T
NOTHIN' BUT A SKANK TRAMP ♪

♪ SHE HAD A BASTARD CHILD ♪♪

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, THAT WAS THE FIRST STANDING
OVATION I EVER GOT IN MY LONG CAREER.

YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO THANK
Y'ALL FOR LETTING ME TAKE TIME...

TO SHARE THESE FEW LOVING MEMORIES
ABOUT MY GOOD OLD BUDDY FAT BACK.

YOU KNOW, HE WAS ALWAYS
THINKING ABOUT HIS WIFE AND FAMILY.

BUT HE LIVED JUST FOR TODAY. THAT'S
KIND OF LIKE WHAT MADE HIM SO SPECIAL.

WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT.
LIKE TO HEAR IT? HERE IT GO.

♪ FAT BACK AIN'T HAD
NO LIFE INSURANCE ♪

♪ YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE
THE HOUSE AND CAR ♪♪

NOW THAT'S THE SECOND
STANDING OVATION I EVER GOT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

♪♪

♪ COME ON ♪

♪ COME ON ♪

♪ COME ON ♪

♪ COME ON ♪

♪ COME ON ♪

♪ COME ON ♪

♪ C-C-COME ON ♪

♪ COME ON ♪♪

♪ IT'S RAININ' MEN HALLELUJAH ♪♪

CABLE ACCESS, CHANNEL
62, PRESENTS MEN ON FILM.

HELLO, I'M BLAYNE EDWARDS.
AND I'M ANTOINE MERRYWETHER.

AND WELCOME TO MEN ON FILMS.

THE SHOW THAT LOOKS AT
MOVIES... FROM A MALE POINT OF VIEW.

TONIGHT'S SHOW
IS SPONSORED BY...

NUTS & HONEY.

WHAT DID YOU
SAY? NUTTIN', HONEY.

I BET YOU CAN'T EAT JUST ONE.

I BET I COULD.

YOU'RE SO CRAZY.

TONIGHT WE'LL BE WRAPPING
UP THE SUMMER FILMS.

FIRST UP IS THE BOX-OFFICE
SMASH TOTAL RECALL.

YES, THIS IS THE MOVIE WHERE
MUSCLE-BOUND ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER...

GOES IN SEARCH OF HIS PAST.

JUST A HINT, ARNOLD, TRY
LOOKING IN THE CLOSET.

NEXT WE HAVE BETSY'S WEDDING.

HATED IT.

THEN THERE'S GHOST.

YOU KNOW, PATRICK SWAYZE WAS
THE REAL STANDOUT IN THIS FILM.

YOU KNOW, I'D BREATHE
LIFE INTO HIS SPIRIT ANY DAY.

EVEN IF I DID HAVE TO GO
THROUGH WHOOPI GOLDBERG.

PERISH THE THOUGHT. YES, INDEED.

NOW WE COME TO DICK TRACY.

YOU KNOW, I LOVE THE TITLE,
BUT THE MOVIE JUST LEFT ME LIMP.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
THIS IS... THIS IS WHAT I DON'T GET.

ALL THE CHARACTERS FIT THEIR NAMES.
YOU KNOW, FLATTOP HAD A FLATTOP.

PRUNEFACE LOOKED
JUST LIKE A LITTLE PRUNE.

BUT I NEVER GOT
A CHANCE TO SEE...

I KNOW I WANTED TO.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

IT'S HOT IN HERE.

OH. THEN THERE'S PRETTY WOMAN.

HATED IT.

THIS ONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN
CALLED A FISH CALLED JULIA. OOOH.

NEXT, EDDIE MURPHY WAS
BACK IN ANOTHER 48 HOURS.

YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, THIS MOVIE
JUST GOT OFF ON THE WRONG TRACK.

I FEEL THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE SPENT
MORE TIME WHERE THE REAL STORY IS.

MM-HMM. IN THE PRISONS.

I'D LIKE TO SEE MORE
ABOUT THEM OLD SWEATY

MENS ALL TOGETHER IN
THEM TINY LITTLE CELLS...

WITH NO ONE TO TURN
TO BUT EACH OTHERS.

OOH, DROP THE SOAP. I'LL GET IT.

HUSH.

REALLY? YOU KNOW I CAN WAIT.

THEN WE COME TO SPIKE
LEE'S MO' BETTER BLUES.

I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T CARE FOR IT. IT
JUST DIDN'T PUT NO TOOT IN MY HORN.

I'M SORRY, BUT I LIKED THIS ONE.

I MEAN, LITTLE SPIKE LEE
OUTDONE HIMSELF THIS TIME.

HE REALLY STRETCHED
OUT IN A DUAL ROLE...

AS BOTH THE LEAD CHARACTER'S
MANAGER AND LOVE INTEREST.

OH, HE WAS OKAY AS THE MANAGER,

BUT, OOH, HE JUST THRILLED ME TO
DEATH IN THOSE GRIPPING LOVE SCENES...

WITH BIG OLD HANDSOME
DENZEL WASHINGTON.

WHAT COURAGE IT MUST HAVE TAKEN FOR LITTLE
SPIKE LEE TO TAKE OFF THEM GLASSES...

AND LET THAT LITTLE
HAIR GET KNOTTY AND SAY,

"HEY, THIS IS ME. HERE
I AM. SEE ME, LOVE ME."

HELLO! PUT THE CAR IN PARK.

THE LOVE INTEREST WAS PLAYED
BY SPIKE LEE'S LITTLE SISTER.

WELL, TOUCH ME IN THE MORNING
AND THEN JUST WALK AWAY.

I DON'T KNOW. I THINK YOU SHOULD GO SEE
THIS AGAIN, THEN YOU TELL ME WHO'S WHO.

YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN
GO WITHOUT ME. 'TOINE.

DON'T GET MAD.

'TOINE. OKAY.

FINALLY, WE HAVE DIE
HARDER. WHAT A WAY TO GO!

NINETY MINUTES
WITH MR. BRUCE WILLIS.

OH, YES. DON'T TEMPT MY TUMMY
WITH THE TASTE OF NUTS & HONEY.

CRAZY.

YOU KNOW, THE
ONLY THING I DIDN'T

UNDERSTAND WAS ALL
THE VIOLENCE IN THE FILM,

'CAUSE THE TITLE
SUGGESTED A LOVE STORY.

MM-HMM. I SECOND THAT EMOTION.

I THINK THIS ONE STILL DESERVES
THE NEW AND IMPROVED...

TWO SNAPS, A TWIST AND A KISS.

STOP. CAN'T TOUCH THIS.

WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

NEXT WEEK, WE'LL BE LOOKING AT
AIR AMERICA, STARRING MEL GIBSON...

AND LITTLE ROBERT DOWNEY JRS.

PILOT TO COPILOT, WE'RE
GOING DOWN IN FLAMES.

BYE, NOW.

♪ IT'S RAININ' MEN ♪

♪ HALLELUJAH IT'S RAININ' MEN ♪

♪♪

ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANKS FOR JOINING US.

WE GOT A SPECIAL
GUEST IN THE HOUSE.

I WANT HIM TO COME HANG OUT WITH US AND
SAY GOOD NIGHT. COME ON, FLAVOR-FLAVOR.

WE'RE GOING... WE'RE GONNA GO OUT
OF HERE A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY TONIGHT.

WE GOT A SPECIAL MUSICAL...
MUSICAL GUEST WITH US.

SO, PLEASE, LET'S GO
HOME WITH QUEEN LATIFAH.

♪♪

YO. WE GONNA PUMP
THIS UP FOR MY MOMS.

FLAVOR-FLAV AND IN LIVING
COLOR. HOUSE POSSE. CHECK IT OUT.

♪ I'M BACK, I'M BLACK QUEEN I
PUMP THE SCENE WITH A KNACK ♪

♪ FOR FUNKY TRACKS KNOW
WHAT I MEAN PRINCE PAUL ♪

♪ PRODUCES THIS
AND IT'S A FLY ONE ♪

♪ IT HAD TO BE THAT WAY
HE'S ONE OF MY SONS ♪

♪ IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR AND
THERE ONE OUT OF HERE ♪

♪ THERE'S NO DOUBT HERE
THERE'S JUST DESIRE HERE ♪

♪ SO FLEX TO A QUEEN LATIFAH
DE LA SOUL SOUND COME ON ♪

♪ GO AHEAD GO AHEAD ♪

♪ GO AHEAD GO AHEAD ♪

♪ GO AHEAD GO AHEAD ♪

OH, YEAH, I LIKE THAT. ♪
YO, IT WAS INEVITABLE ♪

♪ THAT THIS GREAT PICTURE
WOULD BE INCREDIBLE ♪

♪ WE NEVER PUT OURSELVES
ON ANY PEDESTALS ♪

♪ BUT THE RHYME IS SO GOOD
IT'S PRACTICALLY EDIBLE ♪

♪ SO CHECK THE
SOUNDS OF MAMA ZULU ♪

♪ AS I RELATE THE
STORY I'M TOLD ♪

♪ AND IF YOU'RE WONDERIN'
WHY I GOT KIDS SO BIG ♪

♪ THEY WEREN'T BROUGHT
FROM THE PARTY ♪

♪ THEY WERE BROUGHT
FROM THE SOUL ♪

COME ON, EVERYBODY,
LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM!

SCREAM!

YO!

I WANNA THANK Y'ALL
FOR TUNIN' IN TONIGHT.

SO WHEN I SAY GOOD-BYE, I WANT
EVERYBODY TO SAY "PEACE! PEACE!"

Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? 'CAUSE
HERE IT COMES. COME ON.

- GOOD-BYE!
- PEACE! PEACE!

- GOOD-BYE!
- PEACE! PEACE!

- GOOD-BYE.
- PEACE! PEACE!

- GOOD-BYE.
- PEACE! PEACE!

EASE UP TILL YOU
GET IN THE HOUSE.

SW1 ON THE WHEELS OF STEEL.

IN LIVING COLOR
HOUSE POSSE IN EFFECT.

FLAVOR-FLAVOR IN
THE HOUSE. COME ON.

GO, FLAVOR! GO,
FLAVOR! GO, FLAVOR!

GO, FLAVOR! GO,
FLAVOR! GO, FLAVOR!

GO, FLAVOR! GO,
FLAVOR! GO, FLAVOR!

YEAH!