In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 1, Episode 3 - Lean on Me Beautiful - full transcript
Damon Wayans in Richard Pryor is scared for no reason skit.
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
♪ TAKE IT FROM ME
IT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ EVERYBODY HERE
IS EQUALLY KIND ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS
AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
EVERYBODY WAS YOUR FRIEND ♪
♪ FROM THIN TO THICK AND
THROUGH THICK AND THIN ♪
♪ AND EGOTISTICAL
TRIPS WAS PUT TO AN END ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
♪ TAKE IT FROM ME
IT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
KEENEN IVORY WAYANS.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
I'M KEENEN IVORY WAYANS AND
WELCOME TO IN LIVING COLOR.
WE'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF
FUN HERE THE PAST FEW WEEKS.
SO, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
GETTING, LIKE, A LOT OF LETTERS,
PEOPLE ASKING ME WHAT I LIKE
MOST ABOUT DOING THE SHOW.
AND I GUESS IT'S
WORKING WITH MY FAMILY.
AND I'D LIKE TO START BY INTRODUCING
MY BABY BROTHER AND MY D.J...
S.W. ONE.
WHAT YOU DOIN' WITH
MY SHOES ON, MAN?
THESE AIN'T YOURS.
I'M GONNA WEAR THOSE. TAKE
THEM OFF, MAN. GIVE ME MY SHOES.
OH, COME ON, MAN. THESE
AIN'T YOURS. GIMME MY SHOES.
HOW YOU GONNA DO
THIS TO ME, MAN, ON TV?
WHY YOU GO IN MY CLOSET?
ALL RIGHT. NOW I WANT TO INTRODUCE
MY FLY GIRLS, STARTING OVER HERE...
WITH CARI, DEIDRE, MICHELLE,
LISA AND CARRIE ANN.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT. WE ABOUT TO
GET THINGS ROLLING... KEENEN.
IT AIN'T FUNNY, MAN.
GIMME MY SHIRT.
COME ON, MAN. YOU SAID I
COULD WEAR IT YESTERDAY.
GIVE HIM THE SHIRT, MAN.
CHILL OUT BEFORE I
TAKE MY CHEST BACK.
WE'LL BE IN A MINUTE. LET'S GO.
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
ON FOX THIS FALL, A
PRINCIPAL BREATHES NEW LIFE...
INTO A FAILING BEAUTY SCHOOL IN THE
UPLIFTING MINISERIES LEAN ON ME, BEAUTIFUL.
GOOD AFTERNOON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
MY NAME IS JOE CLARK.
I AM YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL.
NOW, WHEN I POINT TO
YOU, I WANT YOU TO LINE UP.
YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU
AND YOU, LINE UP NOW.
EXPEDITIOUSLY.
NOW, I WANT ALL OF YOU TO
TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THEM.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK
AT THESE MUTANTS.
THESE ARE THE UGLIEST
KIDS IN THE CLASS.
THEY HAVE NO PLACE HERE.
I WANT YOU ALL TO GO HOME TO
YOUR UGLY PARENTS RIGHT NOW.
GET ON OUTTA HERE.
HURRY UP! MOVE ON!
YOU TOO, BUZZARD!
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! YOU CAN'T
TALK TO MY STUDENTS THIS WAY!
I'M GOING TO THE
SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT.
WELL, GO ON THEN. AND LET THE
DOOR HIT YOU IN THE BIG PUTTY BUTT.
WHY, I NEVER!
I BET YOU HAVE NOT.
NOW, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
SAY ABOUT YOU OUT THERE? HUH?
GREASE HEAD, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOU?
THEY SAY THAT THE REASON
YOU'RE IN A BEAUTY SCHOOL...
IS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID
TO GO TO A REGULAR SCHOOL.
I HAPPEN TO THINK THEY'RE RIGHT.
BUT WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU'LL
BE THE SMARTEST DUMB PEOPLE OUT THERE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
UGLY? I DON'T WANNA GO!
COME WITH ME, BOY.
COME HERE!
NOW, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU CAN BE A BEAUTICIAN? HUH?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU CAN GIVE BEAUTY TIPS?
LOOK AT YOURSELF. YOU'RE
UGLY, BOY. IS YOUR PARENTS UGLY?
YEAH. WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
GROW UP TO LOOK JUST LIKE 'EM.
IF YOU GOT UGLY PARENTS, YOU MIGHT
AS WELL JUST JUMP OUT THE WINDOW.
DO YOU USE CHEMICALS
IN YOUR HAIR? NO.
DO YOU USE CHEMICALS
IN YOUR HAIR? YEAH.
NOW YOU GOT A BAD
PERM AND YOU'RE UGLY.
THE WORLD DON'T NEED ANOTHER
UGLY BOY WITH A BAD PERM.
JUST GO ON AND JUMP, SON. OKAY.
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU
ALL LOOKING AT? HUH?
LET ME HEAR THE SCHOOL
SONG. UH-UH-UH-UH...
LET ME HEAR THE SCHOOL SONG NOW.
WE DON'T HAVE A SCHOOL SONG.
YOU DON'T HAVE ONE? N-N-NO.
THEN MAKE ONE UP. UH-UH-UH...
♪ FAIR WILFORD BEAUTY ACAD... ♪
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
♪ I SAID WILFORD
BEAUTY ACADEMY ♪
♪ WILFORD BEAUTY ACADEMY ♪
♪ I GOTTA MEAN ♪
♪ YES, INDEED I'M DOIN' HAIR ♪
♪ SIT IN MY CHAIR I'M DOIN'
CURLS FOR LITTLE GIRLS ♪♪
MR. CLARK,
I THINK IT IS A DISGRACE WHAT
YOU HAVE DONE TO THOSE CHILDREN.
I CAN SEE WHY THEY
CALL YOU "CRAZY JOE."
YOU ARE AN EGOTIST AND A
DEMAGOGUE. EXCUSE ME, CHILDREN.
MAY I TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE
FOR A MOMENT? FOLLOW ME.
CARRY ON.
NOW, HOW DARE YOU TAKE THOSE
CHILDREN... DON'T YOU EVER...
SHE USED TO CALL ME "CRAZY JOE,"
NOW SHE JUST CALLS ME "BAT MAN."
I WANT THIS PLACE
CLEANED UP RIGHT NOW!
NO, JOE! JOE, NO, JOE!
THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE!
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO
COME TO WILFORD BEAUTY SCHOOL.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME
TO WILFORD CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GO, JOE.
BUT I GOT SO MUCH
MORE TO BREAK UP.
I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
WELL, I'M SORRY, CHILDREN.
I'LL NO LONGER BE YOUR
PRINCIPAL. I'VE BEEN REASSIGNED.
DON'T GO, MR. CLARK.
WE NEED YOU!
WE LOVE YOU, MR. CLARK!
YEAH, JOE, DON'T GO!
I MEAN, WHO'S GONNA GIVE
ME THAT EXTRA PUSH I NEED?
BOY, YOU CHILDREN
REALLY ARE STUPID.
WELL, MAYBE I
SHOULD STICK AROUND.
LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA
NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON.
YEA! ALL RIGHTY THEN.
♪ LEAN ON ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT STRONG ♪
♪ AND I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND ♪
♪ I'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON ♪
LEAN ON ME, BEAUTIFUL: THE JOE
CLARK STORY, PART II, ONLY ON FOX.
♪ WHOO HOO HOO ♪♪
I FOUND TRUE LOVE AND HAPPINESS.
AND I FOUND THE
GUY OF MY DREAMS.
AND YOU, TOO, CAN ENJOY
INTERRACIAL SPLENDOR...
ON THE MITZVAH TRAIN. ♪♪
SO WHY NOT CLIMB
ABOARD THE MITZVAH TRAIN,
THE CITY'S PREMIERE
AFRO-JUDEO VIDEO DATING SERVICE.
BRIDGE SOME OF THOSE CULTURAL
GAPS WHILE DOIN' THE WILD THING.
YOU'LL FIND YOU HAVE A LOT MORE
IN COMMON THAN YOU THOUGHT...
SLAVERY, HARD-TO-MANAGE
HAIR, SAMMY DAVIS JR.
HEY, MAYBE YOUR GRANDFATHER
WAS YOUR DATE'S SLUMLORD.
MINE WAS. SO WHY
NOT GIVE IT A TRY?
THAT'S RIGHT. I DIDN'T KNOW A
MATZO BALL FROM A BASKETBALL...
TILL I MET MITZI.
AHMAD TAUGHT ME THE
ROGER RABBIT DANCE,
AND I WAS EVEN ABLE TO TRY IT
OUT AT A KOOL MOE DEE CONCERT.
I LOVE MY YIDDISH MAMA SO MUCH,
I'VE HAD MYSELF CIRCUMCISED...
TWICE.
AND I'M THINKING ABOUT
GOING BACK FOR ANOTHER CUT.
SO COME ON DOWN
TO MITZVAH TRAIN.
AND REMEMBER, WE'RE NOT ONLY
THE OWNERS OF THE MITZVAH TRAIN,
BUT WE'RE ALSO CLIENTS.
♪♪
YOU ARE STRONG. YOU ARE
BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE PERFECT.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
FOR, BY AND ABOUT WOMEN...
GO ON, GIRL!
I'M YOUR HOST SHAWANDA HARVEY.
MANY OF YOU HAVE READ
MY BOOK EVE STANDS ALONE.
IN THIS BOOK, I TRY TO
ENCOURAGE WOMEN TO BE STRONG,
INDEPENDENT AND UNENCUMBERED
BY THE FETTERS OF A MAN'S WORLD.
TODAY, MY GUESTS ARE TWO WOMEN THAT
SAY THAT MY BOOK HAS CHANGED THEIR LIVES.
LET'S WELCOME, FROM THE NEW
CITY DANCE ENSEMBLE, KEYANA.
GO ON, GIRL! GO
ON, GIRL! ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. AND PROMINENT
ARTIST LAVONIA BUFUME.
GO ON, GIRL! ALL RIGHT.
KEYANA, YOU ARE STRONG. YOU
ARE BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE PERFECT.
- YES, I AM!
- YES, YOU ARE!
HOW HAS MY BOOK
CHANGED YOUR LIFE?
SHAWANDA, MM-HMM.
WHEN I FIRST BECAME
INTERESTED IN DANCE, MM-HMM.
THE MALE ENTITY THAT I
WAS DWELLING WITH, MM-HMM.
HE DIDN'T SUPPORT
ME. GO ON, GIRL.
GIRL, HE TRIED TO TRIVIALIZE
MY WOMANLY CREATIVITY.
NO! MM-MM-MM. YES, HE DID.
BUT YOUR BOOK...
YOUR BOOK SHOWED ME...
THAT I DID NOT NEED
A MAN TO VALIDATE ME!
GO ON, GIRL! ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONE!
LAVONIA, YOU ARE
STRONG. YOU ARE PERFECT.
WHAT ABOUT BEAUTIFUL?
OF COURSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
DON'T YOU HAVE A SIMILAR STORY?
OH, I MOST CERTAINLY DO.
DO YOU KNOW... MM-HMM.
THAT WHEN I WANTED TO
TAKE ART LESSONS, MM-HMM.
MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER WAS
TOO CHEAP TO PAY FOR THEM?
TYPICAL, SISTER. TYPICAL.
THEN HE USED TO HAVE THIS LINE HE WOULD
SAY TO ME, "A WOMAN IS AS SWEET AS HONEY...
AS LONG AS SHE
DON'T WANT NO MONEY."
GIRL, MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER
USED TO SAY THE SAME THING TO ME.
GIRL, GO ON. THEN, HE
TRIED TO MAKE IT UP TO ME...
BY BUYING ME THIS CHEAP,
FAKE AFRICAN NECKLACE.
YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE
A NECKLACE JUST LIKE THAT.
NO! BUT I SHOWED
HIM... YEAH, GIRL.
THAT HE WASN'T NEARLY AS
SIGNIFICANT AS HE THOUGHT HE WAS.
GO ON, GIRL. GO
ON! THAT'S RIGHT!
AND NOW YOU'RE AN
UP-AND-COMING ARTIST, THAT'S RIGHT.
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO
DEPEND ON A MAN. THAT'S RIGHT.
BUT, GIRL, YOU CAN'T DEPEND
ON A MAN. I KNOW YOU CAN'T.
MY MAN TOOK ART LESSONS. GO ON.
HE CAME HOME WITH ALL
THESE NUDE DRAWINGS. MM-HMM.
TALK ABOUT HE DON'T NEED NO
NUDE MODEL TO DRAW 'EM. GO ON.
DO I LOOK LIKE A FOOL
TO YOU? NOT TO ME.
NOT MY SISTER! GIRL!
YOU TALK ABOUT UP AND COMING?
I HEARD THAT. I CAN'T TRUST MY
UMBATU AS FAR AS I CAN THROW HIM.
UMBATU? THAT'S MY
MAN'S NAME. UMBATU!
OH, SISTERS,
SISTERS! NO, NO, NO!
I'M SURE THAT'S
JUST A COINCIDENCE.
COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU EVEN
LOOK LIKE THE GIRL IN THE PICTURES.
OH, NOW, SISTER, YOU KNOW
HOW ART IS. YOU CAN'T EVER TELL.
ART NOTHING. I RECOGNIZE
HER BIG BUTT ANYWHERE.
OH! BIG BUTT, HONEY?
AT LEAST I GOT ONE.
A MAN'S GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING
TO HOLD ON TO. IS THAT SO?
SISTERS, REMEMBER,
"GO ON, GIRL."
YOU BETTER GO ON! GO ON!
AND SPEAKING OF SOMETHING
TO HOLD ON TO, YES.
HE BETTER NOT TRY HOLDING
ON TO THAT FAKE HAIR OF YOURS.
GO ON, GIRL. I MEAN,
GO ON, GIRL. OH!
OH, SEE NOW, YOU NEED
TO TAKE YOUR FLAT BEHIND,
NO DANCIN', WANNA BE
ON SOUL TRAIN OR AFRICA,
SEND YOU BACK TO AMERICA
WHEREVER THEY FOUND YOU.
OH, IS THAT SO? THAT'S RIGHT!
SISTERS, YOU ARE FIGHTING
OVER A MAN. YOU DON'T NEED THAT.
REMEMBER, EVE STANDS
ALONE. WELL, IT'S TELEVISION.
ALL RIGHT. WELL.
NOW, ALL TOGETHER,
"GO ON, GIRL."
GO ON, GIRL.
WELL, THAT'S IT
TODAY FOR GO ON, GIRL,
THE SHOW BY, FOR
AND ABOUT WOMEN.
DIDN'T YOU LOSE ON
STAR SEARCH? THAT'S IT!
THE "FLATULATION"
OF THE MATTER...
BY TRANSMITTING THE EFFERVESCENCE
OF THE "INDIANISIAN" PROXIMITY...
IN ORDER TO FURTHER SEGREGATE...
THE CRUX OF MY
VENEREAL INFECTION.
NOW, IF I MAY RETAIN MY
LIQUIDS HERE FOR ONE MOMENT,
I'D LIKE TO CONTINUE
THE "REDUNDANCE"...
OF MY QUOTE, UNQUOTE,
"INTESTINAL TRACT," YOU SEE,
BECAUSE TO PRECLUDE ON THE
ISSUE OF WORLD DOMINATION...
WOULD ONLY CIRCUMVENT...
EXCUSE ME, CIRCUMCISE
THE REVELATION...
THAT REFLECTS THE
"AFRO-DISIATIC" SYMPTOMS...
WHICH NOW PERPETRATES
THE JHERI CURLS ACTIVATION.
SEE, SO BY THE... DO NOT
MISINTERPRET THE CHAUVINISTIC...
GIVE TO THE UNITED
NEGRO SCHOLARSHIP FUND.
BECAUSE A MIND IS A TERRIBLE
THING TO DEVELOP WITHOUT HELP.
ALLOW ME TO EXPOSE
MY COLON ONCE AGAIN.
THE RAMIFICATION
INFLICTED ON THE INCISION...
PLACED WITHIN THE
FALLOPIAN CAVITIES,
SERVES TO BE HOLISTIC,
TAKEN FROM THE
LATIN WORD "JALAPEÑO."
COMING THIS FALL
ON TOO-TOO ETHNIC.
MM-MM-MM. WHOO-WHEE! WHAT?
UH-HUH. MARY!
NU-UH, HONEY. CHILD. WORD.
OOH! SHE'S UP. HUSH!
GIRL, I'LL PULL YOUR 411.
YOU NEED 911 AT 227
24/7, 365, YOU HEAR ME?
OH! BE THERE! BE THERE!
THIS FALL ON FOX.
♪♪
♪ GO ON, DO ME, BABY ♪
♪ ALL RIGHT STOP WHAT YOU'RE
DOIN' 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO RUIN ♪
♪ THE IMAGE AND THE STYLE THAT
YOU'RE USED TO I LOOK FUNNY ♪
♪ BUT, YO, I'M MAKIN' MONEY SEE, SO YO,
WORLD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR ME ♪
♪ NOW GATHER ROUND
I'M THE NEW FOOL IN TOWN ♪
♪ AND MY SOUND'S LAID
DOWN BY THE UNDERGROUND ♪
♪ HUMPTY DANCE IS YOUR
CHANCE TO DO THE HUMP ♪
♪ COME ON YEAH, SEXY BABY
♪ ♪ DO THE HUMPTY HUMP ♪
♪ UH, DO THE HUMPTY HUMP SEXY BABY,
EVERYBODY ♪ ♪ DO THE HUMPTY HUMP ♪♪
- HI, MOM.
- HI, TIMMY.
WHERE'S LASSIE?
SHE'S OUTSIDE. I'LL GET HER.
LASSIE!
OH, LASSIE!
MOM, CAN LASSIE AND
I GO OUT AND PLAY?
I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, TIMMY.
THIS JUST ISN'T A SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD.
DON'T WORRY, MOM.
LASSIE WILL PROTECT ME.
AFTER ALL, THERE'S NO BREED OF
DOG THAT'S SMARTER, MORE LOYAL...
OR MORE PROTECTIVE
THAN A PIT BULL.
YOU AND LASSIE ARE
TO PLAY INDOORS AND I
WON'T HEAR ANOTHER
WORD ABOUT IT, YOUNG MAN.
MOM, I THINK SHE'S TRYING
TO TELL US SOMETHING.
WELL... WELL, WHAT IS IT,
GIRL? THERE'S DANGER?
WHAT DANGER?
FROM LAND? FATHERLAND?
YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE SOME
DANGER IN THE REUNIFICATION OF GERMANY?
OH, LASSIE, I UNDERSTAND
YOUR CONCERNS,
BUT THE POLITICAL CLIMATE TODAY IS
MUCH DIFFERENT THAN IT WAS 50 YEARS AGO.
MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP LINING LASSIE'S
DOG BED WITH U.S. NEWS AND WORLD REPORT.
I THINK YOU MIGHT
BE RIGHT, TIMMY.
HEY, SOMEBODY
GET THIS DOG OFF ME!
HELP! HELP!
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE, GIRL?
IT'S AN ARM.
SOMEBODY LOST AN ARM.
IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU FOUND IT, LASSIE.
MAYBE THE OWNER
WILL GIVE US A REWARD.
I'LL JUST PUT IT OVER HERE
WITH THE OTHER ARMS, TIMMY.
LISTEN, MOM. I THINK LASSIE'S
TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING ELSE.
WHAT'S THAT, GIRL?
OPEN THE LETTER?
WHY...
OH, TIMMY, IT'S AN
EVICTION NOTICE.
THEY'RE TRYING TO THROW US OUT OF OUR
HOME FOR HARBORING A DANGEROUS ANIMAL.
NOW, WHAT ANIMAL COULD
THEY BE REFERRING TO?
THAT'S IT, MOM! THAT'S WHAT
LASSIE WAS TRYING TO TELL US.
NOT "FATHERLAND," "LANDLORD."
SEE, WE WERE IN DANGER,
AND LASSIE WAS HELPING US.
COME HERE, GIRL. LET
ME GIVE YOU A BIG HUG.
WE OWE YOU A LOT.
JEEPERS! WE LOVE YOU,
LASSIE. WE LOVE YOU, LASSIE.
RICHARD PRYOR IS BACK.
OH! AND THIS TIME HE'S
MORE SCARED THAN EVER.
OOH, NASTY.
RICHARD PRYOR IS
SCARED FOR NO REASON.
♪♪
IT'S REALLY HOT. I SURE
WISH I COULD TAKE A DIP.
- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU?
- WELL, IT'S THAT TIME...
AND I'M NOT SURE
OF MY PROTECTION.
GIRLFRIEND, IT'S TIME YOU SWITCHED
TO A MORE ABSORBENT BRAND.
HERE. TRY THESE. VORTEX II.
I'M USING THEM NOW.
HMM.
HEY! HEY!
VORTEX II. IT'S SUPERABSORBENT.
WHERE'D THE WATER GO?
ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR JOINING
US. WE HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.
CRYSTAL, TELL 'EM WHAT TO DO.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME.
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
♪ TAKE IT FROM ME
IT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ EVERYBODY HERE
IS EQUALLY KIND ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS
AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
EVERYBODY WAS YOUR FRIEND ♪
♪ FROM THIN TO THICK AND
THROUGH THICK AND THIN ♪
♪ AND EGOTISTICAL
TRIPS WAS PUT TO AN END ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
♪ TAKE IT FROM ME
IT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
KEENEN IVORY WAYANS.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
I'M KEENEN IVORY WAYANS AND
WELCOME TO IN LIVING COLOR.
WE'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF
FUN HERE THE PAST FEW WEEKS.
SO, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
GETTING, LIKE, A LOT OF LETTERS,
PEOPLE ASKING ME WHAT I LIKE
MOST ABOUT DOING THE SHOW.
AND I GUESS IT'S
WORKING WITH MY FAMILY.
AND I'D LIKE TO START BY INTRODUCING
MY BABY BROTHER AND MY D.J...
S.W. ONE.
WHAT YOU DOIN' WITH
MY SHOES ON, MAN?
THESE AIN'T YOURS.
I'M GONNA WEAR THOSE. TAKE
THEM OFF, MAN. GIVE ME MY SHOES.
OH, COME ON, MAN. THESE
AIN'T YOURS. GIMME MY SHOES.
HOW YOU GONNA DO
THIS TO ME, MAN, ON TV?
WHY YOU GO IN MY CLOSET?
ALL RIGHT. NOW I WANT TO INTRODUCE
MY FLY GIRLS, STARTING OVER HERE...
WITH CARI, DEIDRE, MICHELLE,
LISA AND CARRIE ANN.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT. WE ABOUT TO
GET THINGS ROLLING... KEENEN.
IT AIN'T FUNNY, MAN.
GIMME MY SHIRT.
COME ON, MAN. YOU SAID I
COULD WEAR IT YESTERDAY.
GIVE HIM THE SHIRT, MAN.
CHILL OUT BEFORE I
TAKE MY CHEST BACK.
WE'LL BE IN A MINUTE. LET'S GO.
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
ON FOX THIS FALL, A
PRINCIPAL BREATHES NEW LIFE...
INTO A FAILING BEAUTY SCHOOL IN THE
UPLIFTING MINISERIES LEAN ON ME, BEAUTIFUL.
GOOD AFTERNOON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
MY NAME IS JOE CLARK.
I AM YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL.
NOW, WHEN I POINT TO
YOU, I WANT YOU TO LINE UP.
YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU
AND YOU, LINE UP NOW.
EXPEDITIOUSLY.
NOW, I WANT ALL OF YOU TO
TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THEM.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK
AT THESE MUTANTS.
THESE ARE THE UGLIEST
KIDS IN THE CLASS.
THEY HAVE NO PLACE HERE.
I WANT YOU ALL TO GO HOME TO
YOUR UGLY PARENTS RIGHT NOW.
GET ON OUTTA HERE.
HURRY UP! MOVE ON!
YOU TOO, BUZZARD!
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! YOU CAN'T
TALK TO MY STUDENTS THIS WAY!
I'M GOING TO THE
SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT.
WELL, GO ON THEN. AND LET THE
DOOR HIT YOU IN THE BIG PUTTY BUTT.
WHY, I NEVER!
I BET YOU HAVE NOT.
NOW, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
SAY ABOUT YOU OUT THERE? HUH?
GREASE HEAD, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOU?
THEY SAY THAT THE REASON
YOU'RE IN A BEAUTY SCHOOL...
IS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID
TO GO TO A REGULAR SCHOOL.
I HAPPEN TO THINK THEY'RE RIGHT.
BUT WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU'LL
BE THE SMARTEST DUMB PEOPLE OUT THERE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
UGLY? I DON'T WANNA GO!
COME WITH ME, BOY.
COME HERE!
NOW, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU CAN BE A BEAUTICIAN? HUH?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU CAN GIVE BEAUTY TIPS?
LOOK AT YOURSELF. YOU'RE
UGLY, BOY. IS YOUR PARENTS UGLY?
YEAH. WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
GROW UP TO LOOK JUST LIKE 'EM.
IF YOU GOT UGLY PARENTS, YOU MIGHT
AS WELL JUST JUMP OUT THE WINDOW.
DO YOU USE CHEMICALS
IN YOUR HAIR? NO.
DO YOU USE CHEMICALS
IN YOUR HAIR? YEAH.
NOW YOU GOT A BAD
PERM AND YOU'RE UGLY.
THE WORLD DON'T NEED ANOTHER
UGLY BOY WITH A BAD PERM.
JUST GO ON AND JUMP, SON. OKAY.
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU
ALL LOOKING AT? HUH?
LET ME HEAR THE SCHOOL
SONG. UH-UH-UH-UH...
LET ME HEAR THE SCHOOL SONG NOW.
WE DON'T HAVE A SCHOOL SONG.
YOU DON'T HAVE ONE? N-N-NO.
THEN MAKE ONE UP. UH-UH-UH...
♪ FAIR WILFORD BEAUTY ACAD... ♪
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
♪ I SAID WILFORD
BEAUTY ACADEMY ♪
♪ WILFORD BEAUTY ACADEMY ♪
♪ I GOTTA MEAN ♪
♪ YES, INDEED I'M DOIN' HAIR ♪
♪ SIT IN MY CHAIR I'M DOIN'
CURLS FOR LITTLE GIRLS ♪♪
MR. CLARK,
I THINK IT IS A DISGRACE WHAT
YOU HAVE DONE TO THOSE CHILDREN.
I CAN SEE WHY THEY
CALL YOU "CRAZY JOE."
YOU ARE AN EGOTIST AND A
DEMAGOGUE. EXCUSE ME, CHILDREN.
MAY I TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE
FOR A MOMENT? FOLLOW ME.
CARRY ON.
NOW, HOW DARE YOU TAKE THOSE
CHILDREN... DON'T YOU EVER...
SHE USED TO CALL ME "CRAZY JOE,"
NOW SHE JUST CALLS ME "BAT MAN."
I WANT THIS PLACE
CLEANED UP RIGHT NOW!
NO, JOE! JOE, NO, JOE!
THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE!
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO
COME TO WILFORD BEAUTY SCHOOL.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME
TO WILFORD CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GO, JOE.
BUT I GOT SO MUCH
MORE TO BREAK UP.
I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
WELL, I'M SORRY, CHILDREN.
I'LL NO LONGER BE YOUR
PRINCIPAL. I'VE BEEN REASSIGNED.
DON'T GO, MR. CLARK.
WE NEED YOU!
WE LOVE YOU, MR. CLARK!
YEAH, JOE, DON'T GO!
I MEAN, WHO'S GONNA GIVE
ME THAT EXTRA PUSH I NEED?
BOY, YOU CHILDREN
REALLY ARE STUPID.
WELL, MAYBE I
SHOULD STICK AROUND.
LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA
NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON.
YEA! ALL RIGHTY THEN.
♪ LEAN ON ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT STRONG ♪
♪ AND I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND ♪
♪ I'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON ♪
LEAN ON ME, BEAUTIFUL: THE JOE
CLARK STORY, PART II, ONLY ON FOX.
♪ WHOO HOO HOO ♪♪
I FOUND TRUE LOVE AND HAPPINESS.
AND I FOUND THE
GUY OF MY DREAMS.
AND YOU, TOO, CAN ENJOY
INTERRACIAL SPLENDOR...
ON THE MITZVAH TRAIN. ♪♪
SO WHY NOT CLIMB
ABOARD THE MITZVAH TRAIN,
THE CITY'S PREMIERE
AFRO-JUDEO VIDEO DATING SERVICE.
BRIDGE SOME OF THOSE CULTURAL
GAPS WHILE DOIN' THE WILD THING.
YOU'LL FIND YOU HAVE A LOT MORE
IN COMMON THAN YOU THOUGHT...
SLAVERY, HARD-TO-MANAGE
HAIR, SAMMY DAVIS JR.
HEY, MAYBE YOUR GRANDFATHER
WAS YOUR DATE'S SLUMLORD.
MINE WAS. SO WHY
NOT GIVE IT A TRY?
THAT'S RIGHT. I DIDN'T KNOW A
MATZO BALL FROM A BASKETBALL...
TILL I MET MITZI.
AHMAD TAUGHT ME THE
ROGER RABBIT DANCE,
AND I WAS EVEN ABLE TO TRY IT
OUT AT A KOOL MOE DEE CONCERT.
I LOVE MY YIDDISH MAMA SO MUCH,
I'VE HAD MYSELF CIRCUMCISED...
TWICE.
AND I'M THINKING ABOUT
GOING BACK FOR ANOTHER CUT.
SO COME ON DOWN
TO MITZVAH TRAIN.
AND REMEMBER, WE'RE NOT ONLY
THE OWNERS OF THE MITZVAH TRAIN,
BUT WE'RE ALSO CLIENTS.
♪♪
YOU ARE STRONG. YOU ARE
BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE PERFECT.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
FOR, BY AND ABOUT WOMEN...
GO ON, GIRL!
I'M YOUR HOST SHAWANDA HARVEY.
MANY OF YOU HAVE READ
MY BOOK EVE STANDS ALONE.
IN THIS BOOK, I TRY TO
ENCOURAGE WOMEN TO BE STRONG,
INDEPENDENT AND UNENCUMBERED
BY THE FETTERS OF A MAN'S WORLD.
TODAY, MY GUESTS ARE TWO WOMEN THAT
SAY THAT MY BOOK HAS CHANGED THEIR LIVES.
LET'S WELCOME, FROM THE NEW
CITY DANCE ENSEMBLE, KEYANA.
GO ON, GIRL! GO
ON, GIRL! ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. AND PROMINENT
ARTIST LAVONIA BUFUME.
GO ON, GIRL! ALL RIGHT.
KEYANA, YOU ARE STRONG. YOU
ARE BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE PERFECT.
- YES, I AM!
- YES, YOU ARE!
HOW HAS MY BOOK
CHANGED YOUR LIFE?
SHAWANDA, MM-HMM.
WHEN I FIRST BECAME
INTERESTED IN DANCE, MM-HMM.
THE MALE ENTITY THAT I
WAS DWELLING WITH, MM-HMM.
HE DIDN'T SUPPORT
ME. GO ON, GIRL.
GIRL, HE TRIED TO TRIVIALIZE
MY WOMANLY CREATIVITY.
NO! MM-MM-MM. YES, HE DID.
BUT YOUR BOOK...
YOUR BOOK SHOWED ME...
THAT I DID NOT NEED
A MAN TO VALIDATE ME!
GO ON, GIRL! ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONE!
LAVONIA, YOU ARE
STRONG. YOU ARE PERFECT.
WHAT ABOUT BEAUTIFUL?
OF COURSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
DON'T YOU HAVE A SIMILAR STORY?
OH, I MOST CERTAINLY DO.
DO YOU KNOW... MM-HMM.
THAT WHEN I WANTED TO
TAKE ART LESSONS, MM-HMM.
MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER WAS
TOO CHEAP TO PAY FOR THEM?
TYPICAL, SISTER. TYPICAL.
THEN HE USED TO HAVE THIS LINE HE WOULD
SAY TO ME, "A WOMAN IS AS SWEET AS HONEY...
AS LONG AS SHE
DON'T WANT NO MONEY."
GIRL, MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER
USED TO SAY THE SAME THING TO ME.
GIRL, GO ON. THEN, HE
TRIED TO MAKE IT UP TO ME...
BY BUYING ME THIS CHEAP,
FAKE AFRICAN NECKLACE.
YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE
A NECKLACE JUST LIKE THAT.
NO! BUT I SHOWED
HIM... YEAH, GIRL.
THAT HE WASN'T NEARLY AS
SIGNIFICANT AS HE THOUGHT HE WAS.
GO ON, GIRL. GO
ON! THAT'S RIGHT!
AND NOW YOU'RE AN
UP-AND-COMING ARTIST, THAT'S RIGHT.
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO
DEPEND ON A MAN. THAT'S RIGHT.
BUT, GIRL, YOU CAN'T DEPEND
ON A MAN. I KNOW YOU CAN'T.
MY MAN TOOK ART LESSONS. GO ON.
HE CAME HOME WITH ALL
THESE NUDE DRAWINGS. MM-HMM.
TALK ABOUT HE DON'T NEED NO
NUDE MODEL TO DRAW 'EM. GO ON.
DO I LOOK LIKE A FOOL
TO YOU? NOT TO ME.
NOT MY SISTER! GIRL!
YOU TALK ABOUT UP AND COMING?
I HEARD THAT. I CAN'T TRUST MY
UMBATU AS FAR AS I CAN THROW HIM.
UMBATU? THAT'S MY
MAN'S NAME. UMBATU!
OH, SISTERS,
SISTERS! NO, NO, NO!
I'M SURE THAT'S
JUST A COINCIDENCE.
COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU EVEN
LOOK LIKE THE GIRL IN THE PICTURES.
OH, NOW, SISTER, YOU KNOW
HOW ART IS. YOU CAN'T EVER TELL.
ART NOTHING. I RECOGNIZE
HER BIG BUTT ANYWHERE.
OH! BIG BUTT, HONEY?
AT LEAST I GOT ONE.
A MAN'S GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING
TO HOLD ON TO. IS THAT SO?
SISTERS, REMEMBER,
"GO ON, GIRL."
YOU BETTER GO ON! GO ON!
AND SPEAKING OF SOMETHING
TO HOLD ON TO, YES.
HE BETTER NOT TRY HOLDING
ON TO THAT FAKE HAIR OF YOURS.
GO ON, GIRL. I MEAN,
GO ON, GIRL. OH!
OH, SEE NOW, YOU NEED
TO TAKE YOUR FLAT BEHIND,
NO DANCIN', WANNA BE
ON SOUL TRAIN OR AFRICA,
SEND YOU BACK TO AMERICA
WHEREVER THEY FOUND YOU.
OH, IS THAT SO? THAT'S RIGHT!
SISTERS, YOU ARE FIGHTING
OVER A MAN. YOU DON'T NEED THAT.
REMEMBER, EVE STANDS
ALONE. WELL, IT'S TELEVISION.
ALL RIGHT. WELL.
NOW, ALL TOGETHER,
"GO ON, GIRL."
GO ON, GIRL.
WELL, THAT'S IT
TODAY FOR GO ON, GIRL,
THE SHOW BY, FOR
AND ABOUT WOMEN.
DIDN'T YOU LOSE ON
STAR SEARCH? THAT'S IT!
THE "FLATULATION"
OF THE MATTER...
BY TRANSMITTING THE EFFERVESCENCE
OF THE "INDIANISIAN" PROXIMITY...
IN ORDER TO FURTHER SEGREGATE...
THE CRUX OF MY
VENEREAL INFECTION.
NOW, IF I MAY RETAIN MY
LIQUIDS HERE FOR ONE MOMENT,
I'D LIKE TO CONTINUE
THE "REDUNDANCE"...
OF MY QUOTE, UNQUOTE,
"INTESTINAL TRACT," YOU SEE,
BECAUSE TO PRECLUDE ON THE
ISSUE OF WORLD DOMINATION...
WOULD ONLY CIRCUMVENT...
EXCUSE ME, CIRCUMCISE
THE REVELATION...
THAT REFLECTS THE
"AFRO-DISIATIC" SYMPTOMS...
WHICH NOW PERPETRATES
THE JHERI CURLS ACTIVATION.
SEE, SO BY THE... DO NOT
MISINTERPRET THE CHAUVINISTIC...
GIVE TO THE UNITED
NEGRO SCHOLARSHIP FUND.
BECAUSE A MIND IS A TERRIBLE
THING TO DEVELOP WITHOUT HELP.
ALLOW ME TO EXPOSE
MY COLON ONCE AGAIN.
THE RAMIFICATION
INFLICTED ON THE INCISION...
PLACED WITHIN THE
FALLOPIAN CAVITIES,
SERVES TO BE HOLISTIC,
TAKEN FROM THE
LATIN WORD "JALAPEÑO."
COMING THIS FALL
ON TOO-TOO ETHNIC.
MM-MM-MM. WHOO-WHEE! WHAT?
UH-HUH. MARY!
NU-UH, HONEY. CHILD. WORD.
OOH! SHE'S UP. HUSH!
GIRL, I'LL PULL YOUR 411.
YOU NEED 911 AT 227
24/7, 365, YOU HEAR ME?
OH! BE THERE! BE THERE!
THIS FALL ON FOX.
♪♪
♪ GO ON, DO ME, BABY ♪
♪ ALL RIGHT STOP WHAT YOU'RE
DOIN' 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO RUIN ♪
♪ THE IMAGE AND THE STYLE THAT
YOU'RE USED TO I LOOK FUNNY ♪
♪ BUT, YO, I'M MAKIN' MONEY SEE, SO YO,
WORLD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR ME ♪
♪ NOW GATHER ROUND
I'M THE NEW FOOL IN TOWN ♪
♪ AND MY SOUND'S LAID
DOWN BY THE UNDERGROUND ♪
♪ HUMPTY DANCE IS YOUR
CHANCE TO DO THE HUMP ♪
♪ COME ON YEAH, SEXY BABY
♪ ♪ DO THE HUMPTY HUMP ♪
♪ UH, DO THE HUMPTY HUMP SEXY BABY,
EVERYBODY ♪ ♪ DO THE HUMPTY HUMP ♪♪
- HI, MOM.
- HI, TIMMY.
WHERE'S LASSIE?
SHE'S OUTSIDE. I'LL GET HER.
LASSIE!
OH, LASSIE!
MOM, CAN LASSIE AND
I GO OUT AND PLAY?
I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, TIMMY.
THIS JUST ISN'T A SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD.
DON'T WORRY, MOM.
LASSIE WILL PROTECT ME.
AFTER ALL, THERE'S NO BREED OF
DOG THAT'S SMARTER, MORE LOYAL...
OR MORE PROTECTIVE
THAN A PIT BULL.
YOU AND LASSIE ARE
TO PLAY INDOORS AND I
WON'T HEAR ANOTHER
WORD ABOUT IT, YOUNG MAN.
MOM, I THINK SHE'S TRYING
TO TELL US SOMETHING.
WELL... WELL, WHAT IS IT,
GIRL? THERE'S DANGER?
WHAT DANGER?
FROM LAND? FATHERLAND?
YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE SOME
DANGER IN THE REUNIFICATION OF GERMANY?
OH, LASSIE, I UNDERSTAND
YOUR CONCERNS,
BUT THE POLITICAL CLIMATE TODAY IS
MUCH DIFFERENT THAN IT WAS 50 YEARS AGO.
MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP LINING LASSIE'S
DOG BED WITH U.S. NEWS AND WORLD REPORT.
I THINK YOU MIGHT
BE RIGHT, TIMMY.
HEY, SOMEBODY
GET THIS DOG OFF ME!
HELP! HELP!
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE, GIRL?
IT'S AN ARM.
SOMEBODY LOST AN ARM.
IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU FOUND IT, LASSIE.
MAYBE THE OWNER
WILL GIVE US A REWARD.
I'LL JUST PUT IT OVER HERE
WITH THE OTHER ARMS, TIMMY.
LISTEN, MOM. I THINK LASSIE'S
TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING ELSE.
WHAT'S THAT, GIRL?
OPEN THE LETTER?
WHY...
OH, TIMMY, IT'S AN
EVICTION NOTICE.
THEY'RE TRYING TO THROW US OUT OF OUR
HOME FOR HARBORING A DANGEROUS ANIMAL.
NOW, WHAT ANIMAL COULD
THEY BE REFERRING TO?
THAT'S IT, MOM! THAT'S WHAT
LASSIE WAS TRYING TO TELL US.
NOT "FATHERLAND," "LANDLORD."
SEE, WE WERE IN DANGER,
AND LASSIE WAS HELPING US.
COME HERE, GIRL. LET
ME GIVE YOU A BIG HUG.
WE OWE YOU A LOT.
JEEPERS! WE LOVE YOU,
LASSIE. WE LOVE YOU, LASSIE.
RICHARD PRYOR IS BACK.
OH! AND THIS TIME HE'S
MORE SCARED THAN EVER.
OOH, NASTY.
RICHARD PRYOR IS
SCARED FOR NO REASON.
♪♪
IT'S REALLY HOT. I SURE
WISH I COULD TAKE A DIP.
- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU?
- WELL, IT'S THAT TIME...
AND I'M NOT SURE
OF MY PROTECTION.
GIRLFRIEND, IT'S TIME YOU SWITCHED
TO A MORE ABSORBENT BRAND.
HERE. TRY THESE. VORTEX II.
I'M USING THEM NOW.
HMM.
HEY! HEY!
VORTEX II. IT'S SUPERABSORBENT.
WHERE'D THE WATER GO?
ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR JOINING
US. WE HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.
CRYSTAL, TELL 'EM WHAT TO DO.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME.
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪