Here Comes the Grump (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 19 - The Great Shampoo of Snow White City - full transcript
We meet a pair of friendly
snowmen to help us.
It snowballs for the
Grump, believe me.
Terry and Princess Dawn
seem to have lost
their way in their search
for the Crystal Key.
The Grump is in hot pursuit.
He knows too well that
if they find it it will
release her kingdom
from his curse of gloom.
Look, Terry, There's a signpost
by that fork in the road.
High Road.
Low Road.
We'll land and see where it leads.
Neither indicates
where it leads to.
We have no time to waste, princess.
We'd better decide quickly.
Look, this is we finally caught
up with them, dragon.
Well, what lead
would be, Princess?
Let's take the low road.
Don't take the low road.
I beg your pardon.
Did you say something?
Uh-huh, if you're in a hurry,
take the High Road.
We're in a hurry, all right.
The terrible Grump
is coming after us.
Uh-huh, he's not coming.
He's already here.
They''re not here,
but they can't be too far off.
Oh, dear he's
captured our balloon.
Come on, Princess.
We've no time to lose.
Thanks for the tip, Mr. Signpost.
We'll take the High Road.
I bet they're where that way.
Let's go!
Oh Gone it.
High Road, Low Road.
Now I've got a guess as
to which road they took.
I'll try the low road.
Hey, wait, don't
take the Low Road.
Take the High Road.
Covering up them for my, eh?
I'm taking the Low Road.
Whoa!
We are cut off by those
huge mountains.
How will we ever get across?
Look, princess.
Bubble bus service.
Bubble bus service?
Wonder what that's all about?
That must be it over there.
Let's give the try.
Okay. What have
we got to lose?
- Gosh, isn't this well?
- This is the only way to travel.
Whoa!
If they can do it.
We can do it.
We'll take the
bubble route too.
Look down there princess.
We're approaching
Snow White City.
There it is.
Let's float down.
How strange.
Everything sparkling white.
"Notice to all visitors.
Sound gong for the inspector.
By order of his cleanliness,
the Great Shampoo."
The Great Shampoo?
Gosh, must be a
person of importance.
Yes. Let's hope he
can tell us where to
find the Cave of the
Whispering Orchids.
I'm a inspector.
What could I do for you.
I'm Terry and this is princess Dawn.
And here is our pet, Bip.
We want to see the
Great Shampoo.
Great Shampoo?
Hmm.
The Great Shampoo who will only
see those who are spotless.
- Unbelievably clean.
- Do we look all right, inspector?
We'll see. You'll stand
inspection first, princess.
Now let's see. Hair comb, yes.
Teeth brushed, just lovely.
Check, check.
Your dress is beautiful, princess.
It's spotless.
- Thank you, sir whisk broom.
- Your slippers are shiny.
- Excellent.
- Thank you mister cloth.
- You pass inspection, princess.
- Thank You, inspector.
- Face clean, yes.
- Check.
- Work behind your ears, okay.
- Check.
Sweater are spotless.
Trousers in need.
Check, check.
Shoes a little dusty.
But we'll fix that.
You pass, Terry.
Next!
Next.
Next!
Humm.
You need cleaning.
All of you pass inspection.
Now can we see the
Great Shampoo?
Only by appointment.
The Great Shampoo will only see
visitors when the clock strikes three.
Let's hope it's not too late.
What do you mean, princess?
Look, here comes the Grump.
They must be down
there somewhere.
That's stupid
ding-dong dragon.
- All over our clean streets.
- How awful.
What a mess.
What a mess.
We've got keep moving.
I have a feeling prompted
in the neighborhood.
You're so right, Terry.
Here he comes now.
A-ha! There you are.
Hiding in the alley.
Here he comes.
We better ascent.
You're not getting
away this time.
You're at the end off...
- Awfull.
- Horrible.
Disgraceful.
This is a job for
push broom.
I am better suited
for this type of work.
Oh, yeah?
Please, please.
Don't argue. Let's all pitch in.
One hour go. When the
clock strikes three,
The Great Shampoo will arrive.
Meanwhile we
better keep out of sight.
Grump might show up.
A-ha!
They're coming this way.
We'll hide in that trash bin and
when they pass I'll grab them.
- Which way should we go, Terry?
- Let's go down the alley.
Here they come.
Duck!
You ding- dang stupid dragon.
Now look what you did.
Now's our chance
to escape. Come on!
You, you little bug.
Clean up this mess.
Oh, no I'm not!
- Yes, you are.
- I'm not.
- You are.
- I'm not.
I am.
The Great Shampoo has arrived.
He'll see you now.
Step this way.
Shoo! At last.
My, would you look clean.
What could I do for you?
We thought you might direct us to
the Cave of the Whispering Orchids.
From which direction
did you come?
From the Easter,
spotlessness.
Did you find it in the east?
- No.
- Well, then the answer is simple.
You must look to the west.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
You have time to board
the Bubble Express.
Good luck.
Bubble Express now leaving
to all points. All aboard.
Look, princess,
There's old Grump down there.
- Everything looks shipshape.
- Can I go, now?
- Yes, you may go.
- It's about time.
Come on, Dragon. We wasted
enough time. Let's get going.
Oh, no! Please.
Don't sneeze now.
Looks like Grump's
going to be busy again.
For once,
we can take our time.
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snowmen to help us.
It snowballs for the
Grump, believe me.
Terry and Princess Dawn
seem to have lost
their way in their search
for the Crystal Key.
The Grump is in hot pursuit.
He knows too well that
if they find it it will
release her kingdom
from his curse of gloom.
Look, Terry, There's a signpost
by that fork in the road.
High Road.
Low Road.
We'll land and see where it leads.
Neither indicates
where it leads to.
We have no time to waste, princess.
We'd better decide quickly.
Look, this is we finally caught
up with them, dragon.
Well, what lead
would be, Princess?
Let's take the low road.
Don't take the low road.
I beg your pardon.
Did you say something?
Uh-huh, if you're in a hurry,
take the High Road.
We're in a hurry, all right.
The terrible Grump
is coming after us.
Uh-huh, he's not coming.
He's already here.
They''re not here,
but they can't be too far off.
Oh, dear he's
captured our balloon.
Come on, Princess.
We've no time to lose.
Thanks for the tip, Mr. Signpost.
We'll take the High Road.
I bet they're where that way.
Let's go!
Oh Gone it.
High Road, Low Road.
Now I've got a guess as
to which road they took.
I'll try the low road.
Hey, wait, don't
take the Low Road.
Take the High Road.
Covering up them for my, eh?
I'm taking the Low Road.
Whoa!
We are cut off by those
huge mountains.
How will we ever get across?
Look, princess.
Bubble bus service.
Bubble bus service?
Wonder what that's all about?
That must be it over there.
Let's give the try.
Okay. What have
we got to lose?
- Gosh, isn't this well?
- This is the only way to travel.
Whoa!
If they can do it.
We can do it.
We'll take the
bubble route too.
Look down there princess.
We're approaching
Snow White City.
There it is.
Let's float down.
How strange.
Everything sparkling white.
"Notice to all visitors.
Sound gong for the inspector.
By order of his cleanliness,
the Great Shampoo."
The Great Shampoo?
Gosh, must be a
person of importance.
Yes. Let's hope he
can tell us where to
find the Cave of the
Whispering Orchids.
I'm a inspector.
What could I do for you.
I'm Terry and this is princess Dawn.
And here is our pet, Bip.
We want to see the
Great Shampoo.
Great Shampoo?
Hmm.
The Great Shampoo who will only
see those who are spotless.
- Unbelievably clean.
- Do we look all right, inspector?
We'll see. You'll stand
inspection first, princess.
Now let's see. Hair comb, yes.
Teeth brushed, just lovely.
Check, check.
Your dress is beautiful, princess.
It's spotless.
- Thank you, sir whisk broom.
- Your slippers are shiny.
- Excellent.
- Thank you mister cloth.
- You pass inspection, princess.
- Thank You, inspector.
- Face clean, yes.
- Check.
- Work behind your ears, okay.
- Check.
Sweater are spotless.
Trousers in need.
Check, check.
Shoes a little dusty.
But we'll fix that.
You pass, Terry.
Next!
Next.
Next!
Humm.
You need cleaning.
All of you pass inspection.
Now can we see the
Great Shampoo?
Only by appointment.
The Great Shampoo will only see
visitors when the clock strikes three.
Let's hope it's not too late.
What do you mean, princess?
Look, here comes the Grump.
They must be down
there somewhere.
That's stupid
ding-dong dragon.
- All over our clean streets.
- How awful.
What a mess.
What a mess.
We've got keep moving.
I have a feeling prompted
in the neighborhood.
You're so right, Terry.
Here he comes now.
A-ha! There you are.
Hiding in the alley.
Here he comes.
We better ascent.
You're not getting
away this time.
You're at the end off...
- Awfull.
- Horrible.
Disgraceful.
This is a job for
push broom.
I am better suited
for this type of work.
Oh, yeah?
Please, please.
Don't argue. Let's all pitch in.
One hour go. When the
clock strikes three,
The Great Shampoo will arrive.
Meanwhile we
better keep out of sight.
Grump might show up.
A-ha!
They're coming this way.
We'll hide in that trash bin and
when they pass I'll grab them.
- Which way should we go, Terry?
- Let's go down the alley.
Here they come.
Duck!
You ding- dang stupid dragon.
Now look what you did.
Now's our chance
to escape. Come on!
You, you little bug.
Clean up this mess.
Oh, no I'm not!
- Yes, you are.
- I'm not.
- You are.
- I'm not.
I am.
The Great Shampoo has arrived.
He'll see you now.
Step this way.
Shoo! At last.
My, would you look clean.
What could I do for you?
We thought you might direct us to
the Cave of the Whispering Orchids.
From which direction
did you come?
From the Easter,
spotlessness.
Did you find it in the east?
- No.
- Well, then the answer is simple.
You must look to the west.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
You have time to board
the Bubble Express.
Good luck.
Bubble Express now leaving
to all points. All aboard.
Look, princess,
There's old Grump down there.
- Everything looks shipshape.
- Can I go, now?
- Yes, you may go.
- It's about time.
Come on, Dragon. We wasted
enough time. Let's get going.
Oh, no! Please.
Don't sneeze now.
Looks like Grump's
going to be busy again.
For once,
we can take our time.
Subtitles: Kilo