Here Comes the Grump (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 18 - Sugar and Spite - full transcript
The Grump continues
his relentless chase
to stop Terry and the
princess from finding
the Crystal Key
that will free her
kingdom from his
curse of gloom.
I'll catch them this time.
The problem with you engine
you're down slow, dragon.
Here goes.
Contact!
We're off!
Oh, no!
Well, there goes Grump.
He'll be back.
I just know he will.
Well, don't just stand there,
dingo. Do something.
That awful Grump.
He's been chasing us all morning.
Come on, dragon,
shake a weed.
Get closer and I blow that
bloonnie out of the sky.
Faster, dragon, faster!
The dragon looks
kind of hungry to me.
Here, Bip, take over for
a minute. I've got an idea.
Hey, Grump! Your dragon
looks a kind of hungry.
Can I give him a bone?
Don't pay him no mind.
You stupid critter.
Just keep flying.
You don't have to come and get it.
I'll send it to you. Special delivery.
Oh, no!
What's the idea
droppin in like that?
Especially when
you weren't invited.
Hey, Awful look there.
it's cousin Grump.
Say you didn't hurt yourself,
did you, cousin Grump?
You know, only hurts
whem I frown.
Gosh it's good to see you.
Nobody's glad to see me.
Why, It's the Bennies!
Glad to see you, Awfull.
You too, Icky.
You're a type of sore eyes.
And I ought to know. I just landed
on mine and they sure hurt.
Welcome to the
land of glump.
Cousin Grump.
You're our hero.
When it comes to badness
nobody can touch you.
Yeah!
You could give us lessons?
You first lesson in badness
is to nockdown that ballon.
No sooner said than done,
cousin.
This spiny cactpinal do the job.
Attention!
Ready!
Aim!
Fire!
Of all the audacity.
Brace yourself,
we're falling.
Oh, what rotten lucky.
They're landing right
in Valentine Yard.
Let's go over there and get up.
We can't go over there, that's
the land of Valentine's.
They're loveable and sweet.
It might rub off on us.
Nothing can make me
loveable and sweet.
- I'll go get them.
- No, there's another way.
We'll make the Valentine's
hand them over.
Look. I caught a spy.
That ain't no spy,
that's my dragon.
A stupidy nucklehead
laimbrain dragon.
Sorry Icky.
Who are these people?
We are the Valentine's
so they say,
You are coming here to the happy day.
If you love me
and I love you.
If you don't love me.
Can I'll be blue.
Roses are red, violets blue.
wherever you are, I do love you.
I'm princess Dawn and this is my
friend Terry, from another world.
Well, our problem is the Grump.
He's cast a spell of gloom
over the princess Kingdom.
And we've got to find the Cave of
Whispering Orchids to lift the spell.
You've got one last chance
to hand over them prisoners.
And be mighty quick about it.
These are our friends,
so good and true.
You'll never came
them on to you.
Just for that
get on your knees.
Here's a load of hungry bees.
- You ain't a fightint fair.
- Anything's fair in love and war.
Let's move this cannon.
Bring a peck of trouble.
One peck of trouble, as ordered.
A handful of headaches.
Headaches coming up.
A bag of tummy eggs.
A measure of measles
and a pound of itching powder.
One pound of itching powder.
You better get behind the glue gun,
cousin Grump.
So none of this gets on you.
Ready! Aim!
Fire!
Where, give me a doctor!
Give me an aspirine!
Give me some sandpaper.
I wonder what
they're up to now.
Whatever it is,
it's no good.
If we could knock a hole in their
wall like a charge through it.
Good idea, cousin. That's a
job for the battering ram.
Hey, Icky, let him loose.
Charge!
Shut up!
A-ha, a spy! You know
what happens to spies.
Hey, come back!
Come back, I say!
Quick dragon, let's get him.
He's too fast for me.
He's getting away.
Faster, dragon, faster!
No! Stop, dingo!
Stop!
Whoa!
Your goggle eyes,
little brain salamanda.
Don't you know a brick
wall when you see it?
I wonder what their
next move will be.
I'd give a pretty
penny to know.
When they'll see this one. I'm gonna
shoot a gloom ball over there.
It's working.
It's working.
It's all your fault, princess. All
you do is get me into trouble.
- Terry, what's come over you.
- Don't give me that.
I think Grump is right,
and you're just a troublemaker.
You've never spoken
to me like this before.
- It's about time.
- They sent a glueball over here.
And Terry is possessed, I fear.
Unless we end the fadding
gloom from doom.
A little ray of sunshine
always drives away the gloom.
I'm through listening to
you and your crazy schemes
to find the Cave of
the Whispering Orchids.
Gosh, what happened to me?
It was that awful Grump
and those baddies.
They've cast a spell of gloom over you.
Gee! If they're that powerful I don't
see how we can hold out much longer.
Wait a minute.
I remember a recipe for a
love potion that can be
made from the flowers.
What the heck are they doing?
Looks like they're making soup.
Fine time to eat.
There, now all your squirt guns
are for. You know what to do next.
We hope our aim
will spoil their game.
Look what they're doing
to a nice nasty country.
I think I gonna be sick.
Look, they're coming after us.
You'll never caught me.
They caught me.
Help me! help me!
Help me pick some flowers.
The flowers that bloom
in the spring, trala!
Look what they done to my brother.
I kill them! Why I...
Kept go through the tulips.
The farmer in the dell
The farmer in the dell.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer in the dell.
A-ha, I've fool you.
You'll never make
me nice and sweet.
I'll better get out of here.
Quit slobbering all over me
you din busted, or regret...
Loveable old Dragon you.
Oh, I don't believe it.
Boy, do I wish I had
a picture of that.
The spell don't will last long.
This would be a good time to leave.
We really wish that
you could stay.
You've coming me here,
has saved the day.
Don't forget, there's lots
more of that love potion left.
And thanks for fixing our balloon.
Goodbye!
- Bon voyage.
- Goodbye.
- Au revoir!
- We will meet again.
Subtitles: Kilo
his relentless chase
to stop Terry and the
princess from finding
the Crystal Key
that will free her
kingdom from his
curse of gloom.
I'll catch them this time.
The problem with you engine
you're down slow, dragon.
Here goes.
Contact!
We're off!
Oh, no!
Well, there goes Grump.
He'll be back.
I just know he will.
Well, don't just stand there,
dingo. Do something.
That awful Grump.
He's been chasing us all morning.
Come on, dragon,
shake a weed.
Get closer and I blow that
bloonnie out of the sky.
Faster, dragon, faster!
The dragon looks
kind of hungry to me.
Here, Bip, take over for
a minute. I've got an idea.
Hey, Grump! Your dragon
looks a kind of hungry.
Can I give him a bone?
Don't pay him no mind.
You stupid critter.
Just keep flying.
You don't have to come and get it.
I'll send it to you. Special delivery.
Oh, no!
What's the idea
droppin in like that?
Especially when
you weren't invited.
Hey, Awful look there.
it's cousin Grump.
Say you didn't hurt yourself,
did you, cousin Grump?
You know, only hurts
whem I frown.
Gosh it's good to see you.
Nobody's glad to see me.
Why, It's the Bennies!
Glad to see you, Awfull.
You too, Icky.
You're a type of sore eyes.
And I ought to know. I just landed
on mine and they sure hurt.
Welcome to the
land of glump.
Cousin Grump.
You're our hero.
When it comes to badness
nobody can touch you.
Yeah!
You could give us lessons?
You first lesson in badness
is to nockdown that ballon.
No sooner said than done,
cousin.
This spiny cactpinal do the job.
Attention!
Ready!
Aim!
Fire!
Of all the audacity.
Brace yourself,
we're falling.
Oh, what rotten lucky.
They're landing right
in Valentine Yard.
Let's go over there and get up.
We can't go over there, that's
the land of Valentine's.
They're loveable and sweet.
It might rub off on us.
Nothing can make me
loveable and sweet.
- I'll go get them.
- No, there's another way.
We'll make the Valentine's
hand them over.
Look. I caught a spy.
That ain't no spy,
that's my dragon.
A stupidy nucklehead
laimbrain dragon.
Sorry Icky.
Who are these people?
We are the Valentine's
so they say,
You are coming here to the happy day.
If you love me
and I love you.
If you don't love me.
Can I'll be blue.
Roses are red, violets blue.
wherever you are, I do love you.
I'm princess Dawn and this is my
friend Terry, from another world.
Well, our problem is the Grump.
He's cast a spell of gloom
over the princess Kingdom.
And we've got to find the Cave of
Whispering Orchids to lift the spell.
You've got one last chance
to hand over them prisoners.
And be mighty quick about it.
These are our friends,
so good and true.
You'll never came
them on to you.
Just for that
get on your knees.
Here's a load of hungry bees.
- You ain't a fightint fair.
- Anything's fair in love and war.
Let's move this cannon.
Bring a peck of trouble.
One peck of trouble, as ordered.
A handful of headaches.
Headaches coming up.
A bag of tummy eggs.
A measure of measles
and a pound of itching powder.
One pound of itching powder.
You better get behind the glue gun,
cousin Grump.
So none of this gets on you.
Ready! Aim!
Fire!
Where, give me a doctor!
Give me an aspirine!
Give me some sandpaper.
I wonder what
they're up to now.
Whatever it is,
it's no good.
If we could knock a hole in their
wall like a charge through it.
Good idea, cousin. That's a
job for the battering ram.
Hey, Icky, let him loose.
Charge!
Shut up!
A-ha, a spy! You know
what happens to spies.
Hey, come back!
Come back, I say!
Quick dragon, let's get him.
He's too fast for me.
He's getting away.
Faster, dragon, faster!
No! Stop, dingo!
Stop!
Whoa!
Your goggle eyes,
little brain salamanda.
Don't you know a brick
wall when you see it?
I wonder what their
next move will be.
I'd give a pretty
penny to know.
When they'll see this one. I'm gonna
shoot a gloom ball over there.
It's working.
It's working.
It's all your fault, princess. All
you do is get me into trouble.
- Terry, what's come over you.
- Don't give me that.
I think Grump is right,
and you're just a troublemaker.
You've never spoken
to me like this before.
- It's about time.
- They sent a glueball over here.
And Terry is possessed, I fear.
Unless we end the fadding
gloom from doom.
A little ray of sunshine
always drives away the gloom.
I'm through listening to
you and your crazy schemes
to find the Cave of
the Whispering Orchids.
Gosh, what happened to me?
It was that awful Grump
and those baddies.
They've cast a spell of gloom over you.
Gee! If they're that powerful I don't
see how we can hold out much longer.
Wait a minute.
I remember a recipe for a
love potion that can be
made from the flowers.
What the heck are they doing?
Looks like they're making soup.
Fine time to eat.
There, now all your squirt guns
are for. You know what to do next.
We hope our aim
will spoil their game.
Look what they're doing
to a nice nasty country.
I think I gonna be sick.
Look, they're coming after us.
You'll never caught me.
They caught me.
Help me! help me!
Help me pick some flowers.
The flowers that bloom
in the spring, trala!
Look what they done to my brother.
I kill them! Why I...
Kept go through the tulips.
The farmer in the dell
The farmer in the dell.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer in the dell.
A-ha, I've fool you.
You'll never make
me nice and sweet.
I'll better get out of here.
Quit slobbering all over me
you din busted, or regret...
Loveable old Dragon you.
Oh, I don't believe it.
Boy, do I wish I had
a picture of that.
The spell don't will last long.
This would be a good time to leave.
We really wish that
you could stay.
You've coming me here,
has saved the day.
Don't forget, there's lots
more of that love potion left.
And thanks for fixing our balloon.
Goodbye!
- Bon voyage.
- Goodbye.
- Au revoir!
- We will meet again.
Subtitles: Kilo