Here Comes the Grump (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 17 - Under the Pea Green Sea - full transcript

Watch where you going,
you bug eyed bone bags?

We're trying to sneak up on.

Now! they're had
ballon broke down.

They got no way to escape
from me this time.

I see no sign of Grump, Terry.

Good! I hope he stays so scarce.

Bip look out!
That's quicksand.

Terry, there's a lifeguard.

Lifeguard? Lifeguard?
Well that's me I'll save him.

That's what I'm
here for, I guess.

Where? Where?
Where? Where'd he go?



There! There!
That's Bip.

Oh, I saw it is.
How nice.

Bip, you're all right.

Golly! Thanks! We didn't
expect to see a fish lifeguard.

I mean, a fish up
here on the beach.

Why not?
Look.

The beach is the only place where
we fish can get a change of scenery.

And don't forget us, clams.

Hey, Sonny.
It's not polite to stare.

I never saw a clam
with legs before.

My friends say I have
very much legs.

Oh, that fat floundering
and clams make friends.

Times are wasted.

No! Don't...



Turn off your dumb allergy.
They'll hear you.

- That was Grump sneezy's dragon.
- Did you say Grump?

- The Grump?
- Yes.

He's been after us for so long.

Trying to keep us from
finding the Crystal Key.

That will lift the curse
of gloom from my land.

If we could just find the
Cave of Whispering Orchids.

That's where
he hid it, we think.

Oh, that rascal!

Keep low and
land at that side.

Oh, no! It's quicksand.
Stop, I said!

Whoa!

Did you read the sign?
Dingo brain.

Roop Snoot.
I'm sinking! I'm sinking!

Oh, sometimes I get
the slab sided..

Deep down disgusting
with this no nothing.

Dully and new sometimes a...
like now.

It is Grump.

Quick, for the bottom
of the pea green sea.

He can't get you there.

Oh no!
We can't breathe underwater.

Here! Take these magic pearls
and you can breathe anywhere.

The water won't even feel wet.

Stop right where you are.

Boy, without a magic pearl.
I sure wouldn't try this.

Stop, I said!
Whoa!

These are two good
winest sea horses.

Good stock.
You're welcome to use them.

Gee, thanks!
But do they know the way?

Oh, yes. To get across the
bottom of the Pea Green Sea

you just keep going till
you run out of water.

When you're finished with the
sea horses just send them home.

Good luck, you may
even find that

Cave of Whispering
Orchids along the way.

There are a lot of
things down here.

That's for certain.

Well, bless my royal symphony.
Look, Terry.

Golly!
It's a cafe.

The Sea Bottom Cafe,
if you please.

We, electric eels, don't quite a sign like
this just for the exercise you know?

It sure looks pretty.

We are searching for the Cave
of the Whispering Orchids.

Do you know where it is?

No sorry, has the tuna
fish he's a piano tuner.

It's not around here.

Hey, Sean, you or
any of those suckers

know where a Cave of
Whispering Orchids is?

Nah!

- No!
- Well, I gues...

Terry, Look!
That submarine.

It must belong
to the Grump.

I told, dragon.
This sub always come in handy.

Here they are.
Now we get them.

Faster, sea horse.

But this race will
have a sad ending.

They can't outrun a submarine.

Bow torpedo tube ready.

Fire one!

It's a torpedo, Terry!
Faster.

They're on target.

That torpedo can drag
them anywhere.

It's following us anywhere.

Follow me, princess.

At least Grump didn't
lose his torpedo.

What's the matter, Bip?

Oh golly!
It looks like...

Yes, I've heard of
those monsters Terry.

It's a Sharktopus.

If we move,
he will see us for sure.

Grump will make sure
that it does.

Now, no dumb tricks on you, dragon,
and we're back in business.

Hey, stop letting
me in the ocean.

You stupid fish.
Keep you snopy nose out of here.

When I back down my hatch.
It's supposed to stay back.

The Sharktopuss
still don't see us.

Maybe we can sneak past him.

Here they are. Corned by
the ferocious Sharktopuss.

Oh no! They're getting away and
the dumbfish don't even care.

He could make mincemeat
out of me even.

And this... Hmm... Maybe I can get
that monster to work for me.

Let's see now.

How to hypnotize.
Animal, birds fish, ah!

You are in my
power, Sharktopuss.

You will do exactly
what I tell you.

You will forget about it me and

concentrate on
princess Dawn and Terry.

The Sharkpuss, Terry.
He's coming for us!

Okay! Inside, quick.
Is too small for the Sharktopuss.

The coral.
It's crumbling.

One inch closer.

He's gonna have a
fight on his hands.

The Sarktopuss has got him.

It's the finish for
princes Dawn and Terry.

Now, was this fire for?

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Cut it out, fish.

It's all a mistake.

In my power, Sharktopuss.

I hope we sight land pretty soon.

Trump is not through yet.

Keep looking, dragon. They gotta
be around here in some place.

Hey, what's up ahead?
It's like a giant squid.

Hey, who put out the lights?
I can't see.

Reverse motor.

Surface, dingo.
We leak like a sieve.

Up! Up, I said!

As soon as we dive this,
we'll take care of those, too.

It's the sea shore.

Go home seahorses.
You've been great.

You got us across the sea.
The bottom side of it.

They think they're safe.

They don't know Grump very well.

Oh, no!
Look, got loose!

Cool it, fish. I'm your friend,
not your lunch.

I've dare say, we shan't have
to worry about Grump, now.

Uh huh,
he's kind of busy.

Very busy.
For quite a while, I hope.

Subtitles: Kilo