Here Comes the Grump (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 16 - Grand Slam of Door City - full transcript
With Lewis Carroll
characters are on hand,
to give the Grump
a lot of jabberwocky.
The villain Grump will try every
trick he knows to keep princess Dawn
and Terry from finding the
Cave of Whispering Orchids.
Where he has hidden
the Crystal Key that she
needs to free her kingdom
from his curse of gloom.
I'm going to steer them smart aleck
kids off in that near cliff.
A-ha! Here they comes.
Was that's Grump?
Yep, that was him. Now
he'll be mad than ever.
What's this?
It has all the
appearances of a door.
Yes, but what's doing here?
Why don't you knock?
Someone might answer.
Hey, just because you don't care a rap
about this door you don't have to knock it.
Who... who are you?
Suppose I told you
my name was Smith.
Smith? I've never heard
of a lock named Smith.
Never heard of a locksmith, huh?
Boy, this kid hasn't
been around much.
Hobnob J. Locksmith,
at your service.
We're very happy to meet you.
Well, nevertheless don't think you
can make a bolt for the door.
It's already got a bolt, and it's bullet.
Well, how can we
get through it?
When you might try
going around it.
That's hurt.
I said you might try it
I never said you like it.
With all the invisible walls we got around
here you got to keep your eyes open.
That was a very mean thing to do.
Now I demand that you
open this door at once.
What her highness means is
that we're in an awful hurry.
We got to find the Cave of Whispering
Orchids to get the Crystal Key.
We must find the key in order
to unlock the evil spell
of gloom which the Grump
is cast over my kingdom.
Shh! I thought I heard
something out there.
Faster, dragon, faster.
Or they'll get away.
It's the Grump.
Oh, please, sir. Isn't there some
way we can get through this door?
Just push the door and
walk in, it's not locked.
- Why didn't you say that before?
You didn't ask me.
It's notly the only way
out of door city
is to get the right key
from the Grand Slam.
Thanks.
We'll go see it.
This is amazing.
It sure is and a bit confusing too.
But at least were safe of the
Grump for the time being.
They must be hiding behind
one of those doors up ahead.
No invisible wall is
gonna stop me.
I'll go through the door.
Hey, lay out.
Get freeze.
Open this door!
Open it! Open it! Open it!
Close it! Close it!
Close it! Close it!
I can't tell which of these doors
will lead us to the grand slam.
Gosh! There's so many of them.
There's a sign on that big door.
I wonder what it says.
It says: "The Grand Slam sees
no one, no how, no time.
How do you like that?
But we'd love to see him, Terry.
I suggest you knock.
Don't you read?
I don't want to be bothered.
But we only want to
get out of here.
I don't care how
you get out of here.
Just as long as you're get out of here.
Now get out of here!
What do we do now?
I guess we'll have to try all the
doors till we find the right one.
But that may take forever.
Yes, but we haven't got forever.
Because here comes the Grump!
I see you! You're not getting
away from me this time.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Stop it!
Well, open up,
your stupid door.
I'll fix you, you little squick.
One of these doors must
lead out of door city.
I'll try this one.
A-ha!
Run, it's the Grump!
What's matter with you?
You're some kind of nut?
Why you dont you bother other.
In the side or I can
make a kindle of you.
Kindle? Oh, you reaaly
asking fo it.
Don't make me laugh.
You cheap second hand cupboard.
That direct.
Nobody punches the Grump.
I come out here.
I come out!
Where are you?
Maybe that'll quiet you down
for a little while, buddy.
I'll get you if I have tear
down every door in this town.
Psst!
Enter in here.
Thanks a lot, door.
Don't mention it.
I'll hold them off for you.
Ain't no use, fella.
I've close for the night.
Oh, yeah?
We'll see about that.
I've gonna knock you
right of on your hinges.
Quick, Kids.
In here.
Hold it! Hold it!
I can't stand anymore of this.
What the heck do
you want anyway?
We're trying to find our
way out of Door City.
And you've got the only key.
Oh, please,
won't you give it to us?
Well, it's a cinch I won't
have any peace till I do.
You gotta pass a
little test first.
Here are two keys.
Each of these keys
opens one of those doors.
The silver key opens
the door knowledge.
And the golden key opens
the door containing bars of gold.
Ok, what key you choose?
Well it's a cinch that wealth and gold
I'm going to be much use to us.
I'll pick the key to
the door to knowledge.
Gee! It's the road to the Cave
of the Whispering Orchids.
And our gondola is waiting for us.
Congratulations, you have gained the
knowledge of how to get out of here.
Now, beat it!
- Thank you for your kindness.
- Bye.
You let them go, dagnabbit!
Open that door!
Okay, take your pick.
One key opens a
thought the knowledge,
and the other opens the door
to the bars of gold.
Gold! Oh, boy!
Which key opens the door
to the bars of gold?
The golden key, stupid.
You can call me stupid now but
you'll be calling me rich in a minute.
What is this?
A trick?
Where are the bars of gold?
There your bars of gold.
Now, Shut up!
Let me out of here.
You ding dang cigar box.
Let me out!
If you hadn't been so stupid.
You're pick up a knowledge.
Subtitles: Kilo
characters are on hand,
to give the Grump
a lot of jabberwocky.
The villain Grump will try every
trick he knows to keep princess Dawn
and Terry from finding the
Cave of Whispering Orchids.
Where he has hidden
the Crystal Key that she
needs to free her kingdom
from his curse of gloom.
I'm going to steer them smart aleck
kids off in that near cliff.
A-ha! Here they comes.
Was that's Grump?
Yep, that was him. Now
he'll be mad than ever.
What's this?
It has all the
appearances of a door.
Yes, but what's doing here?
Why don't you knock?
Someone might answer.
Hey, just because you don't care a rap
about this door you don't have to knock it.
Who... who are you?
Suppose I told you
my name was Smith.
Smith? I've never heard
of a lock named Smith.
Never heard of a locksmith, huh?
Boy, this kid hasn't
been around much.
Hobnob J. Locksmith,
at your service.
We're very happy to meet you.
Well, nevertheless don't think you
can make a bolt for the door.
It's already got a bolt, and it's bullet.
Well, how can we
get through it?
When you might try
going around it.
That's hurt.
I said you might try it
I never said you like it.
With all the invisible walls we got around
here you got to keep your eyes open.
That was a very mean thing to do.
Now I demand that you
open this door at once.
What her highness means is
that we're in an awful hurry.
We got to find the Cave of Whispering
Orchids to get the Crystal Key.
We must find the key in order
to unlock the evil spell
of gloom which the Grump
is cast over my kingdom.
Shh! I thought I heard
something out there.
Faster, dragon, faster.
Or they'll get away.
It's the Grump.
Oh, please, sir. Isn't there some
way we can get through this door?
Just push the door and
walk in, it's not locked.
- Why didn't you say that before?
You didn't ask me.
It's notly the only way
out of door city
is to get the right key
from the Grand Slam.
Thanks.
We'll go see it.
This is amazing.
It sure is and a bit confusing too.
But at least were safe of the
Grump for the time being.
They must be hiding behind
one of those doors up ahead.
No invisible wall is
gonna stop me.
I'll go through the door.
Hey, lay out.
Get freeze.
Open this door!
Open it! Open it! Open it!
Close it! Close it!
Close it! Close it!
I can't tell which of these doors
will lead us to the grand slam.
Gosh! There's so many of them.
There's a sign on that big door.
I wonder what it says.
It says: "The Grand Slam sees
no one, no how, no time.
How do you like that?
But we'd love to see him, Terry.
I suggest you knock.
Don't you read?
I don't want to be bothered.
But we only want to
get out of here.
I don't care how
you get out of here.
Just as long as you're get out of here.
Now get out of here!
What do we do now?
I guess we'll have to try all the
doors till we find the right one.
But that may take forever.
Yes, but we haven't got forever.
Because here comes the Grump!
I see you! You're not getting
away from me this time.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Stop it!
Well, open up,
your stupid door.
I'll fix you, you little squick.
One of these doors must
lead out of door city.
I'll try this one.
A-ha!
Run, it's the Grump!
What's matter with you?
You're some kind of nut?
Why you dont you bother other.
In the side or I can
make a kindle of you.
Kindle? Oh, you reaaly
asking fo it.
Don't make me laugh.
You cheap second hand cupboard.
That direct.
Nobody punches the Grump.
I come out here.
I come out!
Where are you?
Maybe that'll quiet you down
for a little while, buddy.
I'll get you if I have tear
down every door in this town.
Psst!
Enter in here.
Thanks a lot, door.
Don't mention it.
I'll hold them off for you.
Ain't no use, fella.
I've close for the night.
Oh, yeah?
We'll see about that.
I've gonna knock you
right of on your hinges.
Quick, Kids.
In here.
Hold it! Hold it!
I can't stand anymore of this.
What the heck do
you want anyway?
We're trying to find our
way out of Door City.
And you've got the only key.
Oh, please,
won't you give it to us?
Well, it's a cinch I won't
have any peace till I do.
You gotta pass a
little test first.
Here are two keys.
Each of these keys
opens one of those doors.
The silver key opens
the door knowledge.
And the golden key opens
the door containing bars of gold.
Ok, what key you choose?
Well it's a cinch that wealth and gold
I'm going to be much use to us.
I'll pick the key to
the door to knowledge.
Gee! It's the road to the Cave
of the Whispering Orchids.
And our gondola is waiting for us.
Congratulations, you have gained the
knowledge of how to get out of here.
Now, beat it!
- Thank you for your kindness.
- Bye.
You let them go, dagnabbit!
Open that door!
Okay, take your pick.
One key opens a
thought the knowledge,
and the other opens the door
to the bars of gold.
Gold! Oh, boy!
Which key opens the door
to the bars of gold?
The golden key, stupid.
You can call me stupid now but
you'll be calling me rich in a minute.
What is this?
A trick?
Where are the bars of gold?
There your bars of gold.
Now, Shut up!
Let me out of here.
You ding dang cigar box.
Let me out!
If you hadn't been so stupid.
You're pick up a knowledge.
Subtitles: Kilo