Hart of Dixie (2011–2015): Season 3, Episode 14 - Here You Come Again - full transcript

If BlueBell is where
you're gonna have

your life, then this is where
I'm gonna be... in BlueBell.

I don't have any interest in
being part of an organization

that would ask me
to remove gum from the sidewalk.

I move for an emergency
recall vote,

removing you, Crickett.

I nominate AnnaBeth Nass
to take your place.

I'm gonna nominate
a co-leader, Crickett Watts.

I won't do it without her.

Don't you idiots know
that I love you?!

Ooh!



A broken hip.

One of us needs
to go down there

and take care of her.
Bye-bye, baby.

I'll miss you.

Come on, Magnolia, your
sister's finally coming home.

Hey, now, what do you think?

Should we add some stickers,
maybe some glitter?

Yeah, glitter will make up
for the fact that you forced

Lemon into a life as a mean
old lady's slave.

There was no forcing.
We flipped a coin, she lost.

It was fair!
Well, then why

are you so worried
about her coming back?

It's just, we talked every day
for months,

and then suddenly,
three weeks ago, total silence?!



And-and she told me she was
coming home tonight in a text.

She didn't even use emojis.

Maybe she snapped.

Like that guy on Homeland
who was stuck in the cell

all those years and wants
to blow everyone up.

I haven't seen Homeland.
Does he do it?

Ah! Don't tell me.

All I can say is you better be

planning one hell
of a welcome back party.

A party?

You're not just giving her
this crappy banner, are you?

Daddy?

Thanks.

A new dishwasher.

So what was it this time?
Did your mom hear

that we had dinner with Winnie?

Brunch with Brando?

She caught me texting Vivian.

All right, now, okay,
see, we-we are drowning

in ulterior moti appliances.

You got to tell your mom
she won.

Tell her we love her more
than the Wilkes

and she can go home now.

I know. It-It's just kind
of flattering

to have her so focused on me.

Usually, she just pays attention
to her clients.

Like when I was ten. She left
me with a nanny for a month

while she dealt
with Alec Baldwin's divorce.

Or that time
she missed Christmas

'cause she was dealing with
Britney's first meltdown?

I remember things.

Exactly. The only other time

I was the focus
of this much attention

was when I ran
for fifth grade treasurer.

She handled my campaign.

"Be in the know-y,
vote for Zoe."

World's greatest publicist
comes up with "know-y"?

Hey, she knew her audience.
I won.

That's great, but this is not
the fifth grade,

and she's not doing
this for you, Zoe.

She's not spending
time with you,

she's buying you things

to prove that she's better
than your other family.

And it's-it's suffocating!

Do you know something else?
She's also very

critical of me. "Get Lasik.

Try to develop
a less nasally voice".

Please, you've got to ask her
to leave.

And that, I've had 22 heart
attacks since she got here.

I bought you a robot vacuum.

I bet no one else has done that.

Joel, really?

When's the last time
you did cardio?

Remember that thing we were
talking about earlier?

I'll handle it today.

Don Todd coming to you
from the Sahara Desert.

Or as I like to call it,

"The world's
third-biggest sand trap."

It's definitely the hottest.

Today we're gonna look...
Oh, my God, that's hot!

Are you kidding me?!

Are you kidding me?!
Good God!

Man, it has gotta be
120 degrees there.

Is there any chance
Don Todd is bionic?

Maybe.

At 4:00 this morning,
I saw him sink a putt

while riding a ATV
over a cliff.

The episode before that
was even better.

I didn't even know quicksand
was real.

What are you guys doing
watching Don Todd

in the middle of the night?

Can't sleep.

Why not?

Still sad about A.B.

Can't op thinking about Tansy.

Who'd have thunk,
of the three of us,

I'd be the only one
with a girlfriend?

We don't need girls.

We got Don Todd.

Well, as viable a life option

as your man-love
for Don Todd is,

I might suggest using the
time for a town fire drill.

We haven't had one
in five months,

and it reflects poorly
on me as safety captain.

We haven't had one because
everybody knows the drill:

you walk outside.

Fine. The ancient Pompeiians
didn't want

an eruption drill either.
Look what happened to them.

...as you turn through the shot.
Oh, baby! You see that?

Don Todd! Whoo!

Oh, hey, gorgeous,
what are you doing here? Mwa!

Harley's with his dad tonight.

And so I was thinking I would
just blow off bills and cleaning

if you want to hang out.

Oh, great. You know,
Lemon's actually having

her welcome home party tonight.

Now I don't have
to look for a date.

Lemon's dad and my uncle used
to share the practice, you know?

And so Lemon and I were forced

to spend a lot of time together
as kids.

And there was this one time when I
put a bug in her cheese sandwich,

and she never forgave me.

Oh, you know, that is so weird,

'cause, actually, Harley,
the other day, put a spider

in my French fries.
And now I see it's just

running in the family.

I didn't know he did that.
I tell you what.

Why don't you skip the party,
go home and clean your house,

and I'll come by after,

and we can, you know,
dirty it up again.

Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

I like that.
Uh-huh.

Mmm....

Y'all are just sad.

Next, we need to talk about
how to divide the prep

for the Sadie Hawkins Dance.

Oh, I've already booked
a band, got a caterer,

and ordered 200 bales of hay.

I love having
a heartbroken co-leader!

So, have you told

Lemon about your new role
in the Belles?

Well...

Oh, my gosh!
You haven't told her!

Only because I haven't been able
to get her on the phone!

Or because you don't want
to tell her you betrayed her!

Ooh, just who I'm looking for.

I'm having a little dinner party
tonight to welcome Lemon home,

and I expect you,
her best friend, to be there.

Oh, and Crickett,

as you were only her sometimes friend,

I will leave it
to your discretion.

But I will see you tonight.

Of course! Fun!

I found the most
amazing double oven

for your new house.

Six burners,
built-in griddle...

Mom, you don't need to keep buying
my love with high-end appliances.

I'm not buying your love.

It's just when you get together

with the Wilkes for game night

or whatever folksy thing
you do together,

I want them to know
that your mother cares.

Trust me, they do.
I do.

Everyone knows that you care.

But don't you think
it's time for you

to get back to doing
what you do: working?

To be honest with you,

I have been thinking
the exact same thing.

Seriously?
That is such a relief.

I am taking you on as a client

and getting your practice back.

Wait, what?

I refuse to stand by
and let Brick

take advantage
of my only daughter.

I'm gonna help you win.

Like the fifth grade election?

Exactly.

All right, Lemon is gonna be
here at 7:00, so everyone,

find a place
to hide for the surprise.

Let's go! Let's go!

Oh.

Oh! Hey, AnnaBeth.

Hello, Lavon.

So I heard you, uh,
you took over the Belles.

Mm-hmm.
That's good.

Mm-hmm.
Maybe one of us should...

I was here first.

Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

Hey, Brick, do you-do you think
we might be able

to come out now?

'Cause I can only feel,
like, four of my toes.

Yeah, I guess so.

This is just not like her.

She must be even angrier
than I thought.

Of course she's angry,
not just at you!

At all of you!

Have you even
visited my sister?

You've had town event
after town event, girlfriends,

boyfriends, cabarets, Belle
takeovers, all while

Lemon was essentially in prison.
I don't blame her

if she never comes back!

Hey, where are you?

Wade, I need you to come get me
right away.

And don't tell anyone
where you are going.

I won't say a word, but I got
to know where I'm going.

Fayette County Jail.

Well, what do you know?

Lemon is the new black.

Just need to file
the paperwork,

and she's all yours.

Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you!

Oh, your skin is filmy.
Have you showered?

Yeah, Lemon, right in between
exits 47 and 48,

I pulled off the highway

and took a nice
long bubble bath.

I'm sorry.
It was very kind of you

to come all the way to get me.

I mean, obviously, I couldn't
let anyone else know I was here.

Yeah, well, about that.

Lemon, I gotta ask.

Did you kill your grandma?

Very funny.

Though I can't say the
thought didn't cross my mind.

Then, how did you,
Lemon Breeland, end up in jail?

Well, that
is a very long story.

Fortunately, they're not
very speedy around here,

so settle in.

I cannot believe this!

You said you were
gonna take care of it!

I was ready to drive her
to the airport today!

Well, my mom is taking me
on as a client, you know?

So for the first time
in my life,

she's gonna prioritize me over
Jen Aniston's pregnancy rumors.

And she's gonna get me
the practice back.

Are you kidding me?
You've been trying this

for a year,
and Brick hasn't budged.

Well, he hasn't faced
my publicity machine yet.

She's gonna get the people
of BlueBell to see

how dedicated I am to them.

And they're gonna demand
that Brick let me back in.

They already know that!

Bup, bup, bup, bup! Even if I
don't get the practice back,

my mother has scheduled a strategy
meeting with me this morning,

and she only has strategy
meetings with her top clients.

So, win-win.

You know, some people, um,
they-they grab the door,

and they just gently
close it behind them.

Great news, honey.

I got you an interview
with the local press.

Dash DeWitt is meeting
you at the Butter Stick at noon.

Dash? That's...

Since-Since when
is that a "get"?

It's too obvious to go national
with a small town story.

It looks planted.
The play is, you go local,

then let it get picked up
by the bigger outlets.

Yeah, Joel, that's the play.

Trust me, I rep the doctor
trifecta: Oz, Phil, and Gupta.

I dropped Drew
'cause he's a whiner.

I'm so excited.
Thank you, Mommy!

So, taking care
of Grandma Bettie

was pretty much
what you'd expect.

Oh, soup again?

I have a bad hip,
not the common cold.

Temperature in here must be
a thousand degrees.

Fan me, honey, fan me.

Oh.

It's time for my sponge bath.

Lemon...

Lemon?

Lemon!

Heinous, horrific.

And I was so lonely.

Waiting for visitors
from BlueBell,

who never came.

Look, Lemon,
I'm sorry, all right?

The truth is
I was seeing somebo...

I mean, the only person
I had to talk to

was Grandma Bettie's chauffeur,

and barely spoke any English.

He would just murmur
sympathetically.

All right, guilt trip received
loud and clear.

Oh, no, no, no. No guilt.

Because one miraculous day,

a vision

appeared in pinstripes.

Well.

Hello there.

Carter Covington.

Am I hallucinating?

Oh, I came to call
on Mrs. Breeland.

And it seems

to offer you my jacket.

Don't want you to catch a chill.

Carter Covington?

Of the Birmingham Covingtons?

Aw, man, you must've
been lonely.

Okay, you know what, he was
an angel, all right?

He even forgave me for
that horrid debacle

of my first date,

and whisk me off
to dinner and society events.

Wade, he saved my life.

Yeah, maybe your grandma's, too.

Okay, you're free to go.

Give me all your money.

Does that phrase have anything

to do with
why you ended up here?

Give it to me!

My grandma can never ever know

that you saw me.

Understand?

Mm-hmm.

Something I like
to do here on the course

is drink six or seven

of the local coffees,

and dare my hands not to shake.

It trains the mind.

'Cause like I always
like to say,

"The mind is
the most important club

in the bag of your head."

Yeah, Magnolia was right.

I mean, I was so consumed
with the stupid merger.

And Lemon was the one
who saved the town.

I could've at least sent her
a ba-balloon bouquet.

Yeah, I didn't
reach out, either.

I was, you know,
so busy with Lynly.

And then busy with Tansy...

I would urge you
to stop talking.

Yup.

I visited once.

It was like
the all-female version

of Who's Afraid
of Virginia Woolf.

I lasted 20 minutes,
never went back.

Well, you're all in luck.

Lemon texted me and she's
coming back tonight.

She texted you and not me?

I better buy more glitter.

I assume after last
night's debacle,

you're upping your game
in the party department?

Maybe some kind of
Gatsby jazz-age theme.

Vintage flapper dresses,
wigs, jewels....

Ooh, lots of young, single men.

Now, is this what Lemon wants
or what Magnolia wants?

No matter, this is
our chance for a do-over.

Tonight we are pulling out

all e stops.

Can we get the Owl Club?

Yeah, sure. I-I'll help.

Oh, really?

Our mayor can throw a party,

but we can't have a
simple fire drill.

For the 100th time, Tom...
Tom, no one likes it!

No one wants it!

Hey, hey!
Fire drill, come on!

Why would anyone come here?

George?

Old pal.

You talking to me?

I need some legal advise.

And since we were nearly family

until you left my sister
at the altar,

I know I could count on you.

All right, when are you people
gonna let go of that?

So, a friend of mine--

not me-- got kicked out
of boarding school,

and she wonders what she can do

to appeal
the obvious mistake they made.

Magnolia, seriously?

Have you told your father yet?

Of course not!

He'll kill me,
and I am too pretty to die.

Well, I'm not gonna...

All right, fine.

I'll put in a call.

See if they'll let you back in.

But as soon as I do that,
we are telling Brick.

Mmm, once you get me back in,

there won't be
anything to tell him.

Don't push it.

Now, remember the point
of the interview

is to highlight all
of the good things

you've done for this town.

Don't let Dash highjack
the interview.

If you say something
you don't want in print,

tell him it's off the record.

And if all else fails,

flirt like hell.

I don't know that
that would work on Dash.

Well, well, well.
Don't I know you?

Or-or should I say "know-y."

Did you want to make
an appointment?

Because I am getting
pretty booked up.

I assume this is
some sort of subtle effort

to get your practice back.

Well, if it's subtle,

I'm definitely doing
something wrong.

Oh, you are doing
several things wrong.

That bench ad certainly
will get Zoe new patients.

But more work for her,
more money for me.

Until her non-compete clause

is up in two months, and
then she will be taking

all those new patients with her.

Whoa, I didn't even
think of that.

I mean, yeah, I am.

Of course, you could avoid it

if you just gave her
back her practice.

I do not negotiate

with terrorists.

He's petrified.

Oh, Anderson Cooper's having
a personal crisis.

Well, he's just gonna have
to wait until we're done.

You're putting me
above Anderson Cooper?

This is important.

No, I-I can't let you do that.

You go.
I promise I can handle Dash.

Dr. Zoe Hart.

Tell me.

What would you say is your
biggest medical accomplishment

since you decided to move
back here to BlueBell?

Oh, probably
the health initiative.

I think I steered people onto
a path of lifetime benefits.

Uh-huh.

A whole month without cheese.

It was not fun.

But in the end, I suppose
I'm glad that we did it.

See, I-I knew people
would feel that way.

Did you now?

I had my doubts.

Well, I was so confident,
that I even bet Brick

I could get people down
to their target weight.

Sadly, thanks to cake fest,

I now work weekends.

So, are you saying
that Health Month was

all about a personal wager?

No, no, of course not.

The health initiative was
in place first.

I only bet Brick once I realized

that I needed money
to remodel my house.

So, you encouraged

our beloved BlueBellians

to starve themselves

just so you could have

a bigger closet?

No... no!

Well, I've seen your wardrobe.

You mean, you don't want
a bigger closet?

Is it too late to say,
"off the record"?

O-T-R?

Carter was my knight
in shining armor.

And even Grandma
Bettie approved.

You have taken

excellent care of me
for the past few weeks.

Months.
And...

now that you're dating

the illustrious
Carter Covington,

I finally have a Breeland
I don't have to be ashamed of.

Now, I know

that you're gonna want

to make a fresh start

when you return to BlueBell.

So...

I'm giving you the money
to buy Fancie's.

Really?!

Wow.

Carter went away on business.

And once again I was all alone.

So, that is
when I started spending time

with Grandma Bettie's driver.

Enrique.

Oh, you got to be kidding me.

Ah, he was fascinating.

Poet, artist, musician.

We both spoke
the language of song.

♪ Bésame ♪

♪ Bésame mucho ♪

♪ Como si fuera esta noche ♪

♪ La última vez... ♪

We became friendly.

Very friendly.

Does Carter know about Enrique?

Nope.

Does Enrique know about Carter?

Nope.

Lemon Breeland, you dog.

I believe you have
two boyfriends.

And it is amazing.

You gambled on our health

so you could get
a home renovation?

Shame, Dr. Hart, shame!

No! Dash took it out of context.

It wasn't like that.

I did Pilates for you!

And your core has
never looked better.

Traitor.

Traitor! Traitor!
Traitor!

Traitor!

Oh, my gosh, I screwed up!

My mother is gonna drop me

like Dr. Drew.

Incoming, incoming.
Hmm?

I don't know.

Flirting with Dash couldn't have
made the interview any worse.

I-I am so sorry.

I promise
it will never happen again.

You are right.

Because from now on,
I'm not leaving your side.

What? Really?

We are gonna do to Brick

what we did to Matthew Greenberg
in the fifth grade election.

What did you do
to Matthew Greenberg?

We got a reporter
from the school paper

to ask him if he was behind

the big Beanie Baby
stealing incident.

He wasn't,
but the more we asked him,

the more everybody believed it.

He finally had
to transfer schools.

Okay, well, you, um...

Good luck with that.

Um, I am gonna go do some work.

Or maybe jog?

Mom, I-I thought our strategy

was to get people
to appreciate my work?

Well, they're
not appreciating you

after you sold them out
for a walk-in closet.

So, now we need to get them
to turn on Brick.

I've got us an interview
with a reporter

from the Mobile Tribune.

We will spin Dash's blog

so that it looks like
Brick's reign of terror

made you desperate enough

to make a wager
for the practice.

I... don't know.

You know, Matthew Greenberg,
he was a bully,

and he probably did steal
that Beanie Baby.

But Brick...

Brought it on himself.

Look, we gave him a chance
to do the right thing,

and he didn't take it, right?

I guess.

Sweetie, if you're not on board,
I will happily go home,

and deal with Blake Shelton's
latest infidelity rumor.

He appreciates
what I do for him.

No. No, don't go.

I-I appreciate you, too,
and I really need your help.

That's my girl.

Now...

we've got to do something
about your voice.

I think Joel

is rubbing off on you.

He calls me "Limón."

He rhymes it with "fiestón."

That's a crazy party.

I've never been
anybody's crazy party!

Lemon, I am really, truly happy
you've had this awakening,

and I don't even mind that, uh,
you spent the last hour

reading me Enrique's love poems

even though I don't speak
a lick of Spanish.

But we are back in BlueBell now,
and I need to know...

what the hell
were you doing in jail?

Oh, sorry.

You know, now that
I'm dating two guys at once,

I don't have the brain space
I used to.

So, Enrique wanted to do
something special

for my last night,
so we got drunk on Rioja,

and we danced naked
in a fountain--

which he calls fuente.

Oh, right, rhymes with caliente.

I-I remember the poem.

Well, unfortunately,

some uptight Puritan
alerted the police,

so I took the heat
so Enrique could escape.

T-Took the heat?

Who are you?

Well, I couldn't let Grandma
fire him.

He's saving up
for his master's in poetry.

Or something.

To be honest, I don't really
understand half of what he says.

All right, well,
what are you gonna do?

You gonna let one of them go?

Heavens no.

That is what the old Lemon
would've done.

I am evolved now,

and after all
of my romantic heartbreaks,

I deserve to be dating
multiple people at once.

Absolutely, but, uh,

take a little word
from the wise here,

when you date multiple people
and you don't tell them,

somebody usually gets punched
in the face.

Which is why neither of them
will find out.

Luckily,
neither of them is local.

I made a very detailed calendar

of when I'll see each of them,

and it is based
on our meat delivery schedule

at the Rammer Jammer.

So I take it

Carter is the filet
and Enrique is the kielbasa?

Yeah, well, read nothing into that.

Stop the car!

Lemon, we've been stopped for,
like, five minutes.

Daddy.

Oh, I haven't seen
you in so long.

I know, I know, Lemonade,
and I can explain.

I've missed you so much.

Oh.

And I missed you, too.

Welcome home.

Thank you so much, Dean Hale,

for taking the time
to meet with us.

I want to start out by saying
I believe there's been

a huge misunderstanding here.

Uh, Magnolia is fully aware

that she should not have
driven off of campus.

However, she did so
to pick up a friend

who was at a party and
needed a designated driver.

Now, I find that to
be very admirable.

Admirable?

Did she mention the car
she took was mine?

Really?

I knew where he hid the keys.

You should really
hide those better.

Now, Dean, uh,

I know that that is not ideal,

but I think
that we can still all agree

that the good outweighs
the bad here.

The person she picked up
was a 19-year-old boy.

Oh, oh, okay.

Who doesn't attend

our girls' school.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Aren't you gonna object
or something?

What kind of lawyer are you?

I am so sorry to have
wasted your time, Dean.

Uh, we'll go ahead and
get out of your hair. Now!

I'm starting to rethink
this whole

Sadie Hawkins thing.

Plaid makes me look hippy.

AnnaBeth!
Oh.

I'm so happy to see you.
Oh.

Crickett,
interesting seeing you.

Bye.

A.B.,

I'm so sorry about Lavon.

I've been crazy
the past two weeks,

but I'm dying to know,
how are you?

As fine as I can be,

given that my heart is crushed

and I'm probably gonna die alone
and whatnot.

But where were you

last night, and what has
been keeping you so busy?

I have been calling for weeks.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

What have you been doing?

Well, I mean,
just taking care of Grandma.

I mean, when she heard
I wanted to leave,

she had, like,
20,000 errands for me to run,

and suddenly she couldn't live
without her heart medicine,

which is so weird, so...

Surprise, darling.

Heard you went
back to BlueBell.

Cut my trip short

'cause I missed my girlfriend.

Oh, my.

"Girlfriend"?

Carter Covington,
we met at, uh...

Oh, I-I remember, son.

Yes, I do. Uh,

that's why you did call anyone

because you are
in a relationship?

Yes.

Just one.

So, Lemon didn't say
anything about me?

Nope. Of course, I didn't have
much of a chance to tell her.

Life at Grandma's
past few months

took almost as long to talk
about as it did to live.

Well, have fun
at party number two.

At this rate, I will have
the cleanest house on the block.

All right, baby.

Take care.

Amigo,

can you direct me

to la casa de Limón Breeland?

Casa de Breeland, okay.

Hey, I'm gonna go
out on a limb here.

Enrique?

Sí.
Hey.

It is me.
Yes, it is.

I am here to surprise my lover.

Wow, okay, well,
I'll tell you what.

You grab a seat,
you order some food,

I'll see if I can't
track her down.

Gracias.
No problem.

If you want to surprise Lemon,
head over to the Owl Club.

There's a big party for
her in about an hour.

Gracias, señorita.

I am so happy
to hear Limón has a lover.

When she's in a good mood,

it's good for the whole town.

Ciao.

All I said is I was tired

of signing for so many
flowers for Grandma.

I took that as my sign
to make sure

that she started receiving flowers, too.
Aw.

Twice a day! Every time
I opened up the door,

it was another
beautiful arrangement.

Yellow tulips, her favorite.

Oh, Daddy, could you
hand me that, please?

Oh, Wade?

No, no, I'm not gonna let Wade

interrupt things
with Carter again.

Wade, not Lemon's boyfriend.

Never has been, never will be.

Yo, Miss Evolved Woman,

you might want to call me back
when you get this.

Your...
kielbasa is in town.

Hi, how are you?

So good to see you.

Zoe Hart.
Hey, you remember!

What are you doing here?

Oh, Brick needed guests,

and I have a surprise for him.
Welcome back.

Okay.

All right, it'll help

if we can get your father
focused on something positive

before we tell him the
bad news. You got anything?

I'm not pregnant.

Yeah, we'll go with "healthy".

Oh, this is the happiest
day of my life!

Lemon is back.

She's with Carter Covington.

Oh, miracles do happen.

Oh, I'm getting
a little emotional.

Y'all gonna have
to just excuse me a minute.

Uh, you know what,

maybe we should just wait

till your father's
a little less elated

to break the news to him.

Maybe we'll get lucky and a
patient will die or something.

An old one.

You're going to ambush Brick

at his daughter's
welcome home party?

It's the best way
for everyone to hear

that he stole
the practice from me.

Zoe, you gave him the practice.

Technically, yes,

but perception is more
what we're going for.

Per... Do you even
hear yourself right now?

Look, you don't need
the practice that badly.

No, I need my mother
that badly, okay,

so don't take this away from me.

Zoe!

I am gonna put aside

all my personal feelings

about your ridiculous ad,

because this is
such a wonderful night.

And I know, I know.

We are not huggers,
but come here.

Come here.

You're dating
Carter Covington.

Why didn't you tell me?

We tell each other everything.

I know, it's just... it's...

more complicated than it looks.

I've got to run.
You know what it's like

when your husband
is waiting for dinner.

Oh, sorry, I guess you don't.

Any who, I'll see you
at the meeting, AnnaBeth.

I suppose you are wondering what
meeting she's talking about.

Yes.

No!

Enrique!

What a surprise.
Shh.

My eyes, they ache
with this beauty I see.

Yes, you know what would help
with that is a,

um, tour of BlueBell.

Oh, hey, you know,
I can take him.

I will. Hi, Enrique.

Or I mean, buenos
tardes, mi amor.

Wait, señorita...

Are you sure that's a good idea?

Uh, show him the whole town.

Zoe's poor deceased father

left her that practice.

She never even knew him,

but seeing his patients was the
way she formed a connection.

That is, until it was taken
away from her by that man.

Is that true?

Uh, it's true-ish.

Why would he do that?

Why don't we go ask him
about all the times

she begged him to give
her daddy's practice back

and he said no.

Or the time that he
hired a local detective

to spy on her,

so that she wouldn't heal
the people.

You know, what's the rush?

We should get a drink.

Drinking makes
everything better.

That would've been

another good time to
say "off the record".

I did some
research and learned

no woman can resist a
man in uniform. So...

how do I look?

Oh, no.

Uh...

The Internet was wrong again!

Grandma, what a surprise.

Well, I wouldn't miss
your welcome home party,

even though everyone did forget
to invite me.

Oh, what a terrible oversight.

Let me get you a drink
so you can forget about it.

And anything else
that may happen tonight.

I've always wanted
to travel to Spain.

Maybe you could take me
to meet your family.

You having a stroke
or something?

Where are these drinks
you promised?

Hey, Enrique, you know,

I know this guy
at the Rammer Jammer.

He can drink beer
through his nose, right?

You got to see it
with your own eyes, my friend.

Yeah, come on.
Pero...

No, no, pero nothing.

Let's go, pal, this way.

Yeah.

Two gin and tonics,
double the gin,

hold the tonic.

Well, haven't had a chance
to say hello yet.

Lavon.

Listen, I heard about you
and A.B.

I'm so sorry.

I was rooting for you both.

Thanks.

Whoa.

Now, uh, why do you look
the way I feel?

I mean, aren't you happy?

I see your boyfriend's
over there.

Actually, both my boyfriends.

Okay, both?

Along with my grandmother,
who thinks I've reformed

and has given me the money
to buy Fancie's.

And it's all about
to come crashing down

unless there's
an act of God or something.

Well, I can't do anything
about the God part.

But I might have
an angle on the, uh,

"or something."

Dr. Breeland? James Boyd,

Montgomery Press.

Is it true that you're
preventing this girl

from connecting
with her dead father?

What?

I understand that he
gave her his practice

and you ripped it away from her.

I-I wouldn't say "ripped."
Ripped it away!

And she's gone to extraordinary
lengths to get it back,

but you're shutting her out.

No, no, that is...
Shutting her out!

Can you explain

how it benefits
the people of BlueBell

for you to be taking away
their healthcare options?

Yeah!

On behalf
of all pretend veterans,

I demand an explanation.

There's nothing to explain.

Brick didn't do anything wrong.

It was all me.
Ooh, wow!

That's how loyal this girl is.

She cares more about his
feelings than the truth.

Mom, stop it!

No, I will not.

Someone has to protect
your image.

Okay, well,
it's not gonna be you.

You're fired!

Everyone, stay calm,

and walk out
in an orderly fashion.

Unless you are on fire,

at which point,
stop, drop and roll.

This way, everybody.

Not too fast,
but not too slow, also.

Was that you?

Thank you!

Once and for all, did you people
see why we need fire drills?!

Bye.

Lemon?

What is going on with you?

You're cagey.

You're keeping things.

Well, I could say
the same thing for you!

Crickett?

Meetings?

Scones?

Okay, truth.

I rejoined the Belles.

I'm not dating just Carter.

I also dating
Grandma Bettie's chauffeur.

I'm actually co-leader with Crickett.
I spent last night in jail.

Don't judge me, it
makes me feel better!

Good chat.
Okay.

Do you realize what you've done?

No one fires Candace Hart!

Not even Simon Cowell.

I'm sorry, Mom.

But come on!

We don't behave like that here!

I let myself get talked
into doing

something horrible to Brick

just because it was the only way
to get your attention.

That's not true.

It is totally true!

You haven't shown
this much interest

in me since the fifth grade!

We finally got to a place

where we were connecting
and working together,

and I didn't want to lose it.

Well, you should've
thought of that

before you humiliated me
in front of everyone.

I'm...

getting a headache.

I am so sorry about this mess.

Not at all what I intended
for your party.

It's all right, Daddy.

But have you seen
Magnolia or Carter?

Lemon?

I think we need to
clear a few things up.

Sí.

My English is not so good,

but I think Señor Covington

say he is also your lover.

What?!

Obviously I used
more delicate language.

Lemon, would you
care to tell us

exactly what's going on here?

I've been seeing both of you.

I never meant to hurt anyone.
It's just

I couldn't bear the thought
of losing either of you.

Well, fool me once,

shame on you.

Fool me twice...

shame on you again.

I don't understand what he say.

But I think I agree.

Adiós.

And all of this was going on

under my roof!

While I was incapacitated.

This is wildly inappropriate.

And a complete
betrayal of trust.

I'm sorry, I...
No, no!

There are no words

to tell you how disappointed

I am in you.

But there are actions.

I will no longer be giving you
the money for Fancie's.

Don't look at me.

You made your beds.

In good news,

I got kicked out
of boarding school,

so I'm here to help
with all these crises.

Wade.

Come on in.

I heard about the blowup
with the boyfriends.

That stinks.

Well, you know,
it's probably for the best.

Actually I don't believe
that at all.

It.. it stinks.

You want to come sit.

Yeah, yeah, but, uh...

Look, first I-I want to
introduce you to someone.

Or... well, reintroduce you.

You can stop hiding now.

Vivian Wilkes?

Hi, Lemon.

Why is Vivian here?

Uh, well...

when my ex and I broke up,

the only thing
that made me feel better

was cooking Vietnamese food,

which which is very specific, I.

But I brought along
some ingredients

in case you want
to give it a shot.

And I promise no bugs.

Mm-hmm.

She's also here because she's...

my girlfriend.

That's the best news
I've heard in such a long time.

You are exactly the kind of girl
that Wade needs to be with.

Now, get in here
and tell me everything.

Well, I mean,
maybe not everything.

Good morning.

Ooh, that toast looks delicious.

Did you make it yourself?

You need to pack your things.

Given how radically
I have failed you

in the discipline department,

you obviously cannot stay here.

Where are you sending me?

To the strictest parent I know,
Grandma Bettie.

You'll also attend a religious
school down the road from her.

Oh, and before you get
any ideas,

her new driver is a 65-year-old,

big-boned, German woman

named Helga.

No.

Huh.

Hey, uh, Lavon?

What's going on, man?

What are you...

not sitting at the bar anymore?

No, actually I feel
a little better.

Yeah, throwing
Lemon's party helped.

Just like throwing
Zoe's party did.

So...

I think I'm gonna throw
some town events.

Really?

That, uh, looks
like more than some.

Let's see, you got
a pet fashion show.

You have a festival of fondue.

Oh, I call it "Fun-due."

Oh, human chess board.

You got "Hogs and Hogs."

Motorcycles and bacon.

Don't it make you feel good
just thinking about it?

No.

No, not at all.

Lavon, Jorge.

Do you know
if Señor Wade is hiring?

I get fired.

And cheated on.

Yeah, I heard about that.

Sorry.
Sí.

Limón, she make me crazy.

I should be so angry at her.

But I can't make her
get out of my head.

Know what that's like.
Yeah, that's Lemon for you.

You both understand this?

Not proud of it.

Yeah.

I brought apology donuts.

Wow, you are really into
the "I'm sorry" pastries, huh?

Only if the situation
calls for it.

And this one does.

I'm sorry for everything I put
you through with my mother.

Hey, I'm-I'm sorry, too.

I know how much you wanted it
to work out with her.

I really did.

Why do I care so much?

Because it's your mom.

You know?

But the good news is

she's not the only family
you have anymore.

You have me!

You know, you have Vivian
and little Harley

and Brando and the entire
town of BlueBell.

All of whom love you.

He's right!

Well...

now she learns
to make a quiet entrance.

As much as I hate to admit it,

you get everything
from this town

that I was never able
to give you.

And now you have
the Wilkes family as well.

And I'm happy

that you do.
Well, it doesn't mean

that I don't
appreciate you, too.

Well, I've still got
some things to work on.

But I think we can both admit

that our relationship
works better

when I'm back in New York.

Yes.

She said it first.

Thank you for everything
that you helped me with.

I'll miss you.

Well, I'm not leaving just yet.

Joel and I

need to have a sit-down,

and strategize

on how to get his book
sold to Hollywood.

Mm.

Donuts, ooh.

None for you, Joel.

Carter.

Lemon, a girl like you
does not come along often.

And I couldn't just walk away.

And not just because your father

chased me down
and threatened me.

Ooh.

You are the woman of my dreams.

I hope you'll give me
another chance.

♪ Yo no te ofrezco riquezas ♪

♪ Te ofrezco mi corazon ♪

♪ Te ofrezco mi corazon ♪

♪ A cambio de mi pobreza ♪

♪ Ah-ah.

Enrique.

My feet take me away,

but my heart,

it bring me back.

Wh-wh...

What are we gonna do?

I mean, I can't choose
just one of you.

You, Limón,

are worth it to fight.

I agree.

May the better man win.

♪ Malagueña ♪

♪ Salerosa ♪

♪ Besar tus labios quisiera ♪

♪ Besar tus labios quisiera ♪

♪ Malagueña salerosa. ♪