Hannah Montana (2006–2011): Season 4, Episode 2 - Hannah Montana to the Principal's Office - full transcript
Robby misses the deadline to register Miley for school, but when Principal Luger makes an exception for Hannah Montana, the problem is solved. However, Miley finds that attending school as Hannah attracts much more attention than she'd like. Meanwhile, Jackson is paranoid when Siena asks him out on a date.
OK, Mamo, Now,
you've seen the house.
Now, it is time to see
the coolest room any
senior has ever had.
And by senior,
I mean high school senior,
not old people senior like you.
Not that you're old. Although,
you do get early bird discounts
and you don't have to worry about
the world ending in like, 20 or 30
years,
because, let's face it,
you probably won't...
- Say hi, Lilly!
- Uh...
Hey, Mamaw, you'll
have to forgive Miley.
Sometimes things come out her mouth
before she's run them
throrough the ol' noodle.
Anyway, I bet you're just
dying to see our room...
And when I say dying,
I mean "woo-hoo" dying,
not dying, like...
- Let's just show her the room.
- Good idea.
Check it out,
Mamaw! Here's my bed...
Lilly's bed...
our funky chandelier...
...and so... much... more!
Now, I know what you're thinking!
Where's the Hannah closet?
I'll be right back.
Hey? Hey, what happened?
I don't know. I guess the amp blew.
Oh, dang.
Don't wanna nag you girls,
but if you don't wanna
be late for school,
you might wanna hoof it.
- Dad...
- Get it? Hoof it?
'Cause he's a horse?
Right! Hoof it,
'cause he's a horse!
Laugh. He paid for this room.
Yeah. You know what?
I don't want to go to school
'cause I just wanna listen
to your jokes all day! - Yeah!
- Always new.
- He should be on a TV show.
He should be on a show, yeah.
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *
Excuse us, seniors coming through.
To get our senior class schedules.
In the seniors-only line.
- Which you're not in.
- But we are.
d why is that?
Because we're seniors!
- Shh!
- Was that obnoxious?
Yeah, but it was senior obnoxious.
Hey-o!
- Speaking of Senor Obnoxious...
- Hit it!
i>- * He's the youngest senior
Seaview's ever had * - Yes, I
am!
i>- * He is super smart and has a
wealthy dad * - Yes, I do!
* He's a genius, he's got money
*
* Get in line to be
his honey *
* If you happen to be twins,
that would be rad *
* Oh, yeah *
That's right,
if you're a freshman girl
looking to senio
r-size your love life,
- the li starts here.
- Rico...
I'm sorry, girls, I'm looking for
someone with a little more
cha-cha-cha!
Sorry, I'm looking for someone who
didn't steal their tux off the top
of a wedding cake.
Ooh! Cha-cha-cha!
Freshman cheerleading tryouts
in five minutes!
Team Rico! To the gym!
* Hallelujah *
- * Hallelujah *
- Let's boogey!
* Hallelujah Hallelujah *
- Next!
- Miley "senior" Stewart!
Karen "couldn't care less" Kunkle!
Not even she can spoil what is
going to be, without a doubt,
the greatest year of my life.
Sorry, Stewart,
according to this list,
you're not a student here anymore.
Teacher who just spoiled
"without a doubt
the greatest single year
of my life," say what?
Whoo!
Here we go, everybody!
* Come on *
* You get the limo
out front *
* Oooh *
* Hottest styles Every shoe,
every color *
* Yeah, when you're famous it can
be kind of fun *
* It's really you but no one ever
discovers *
* Who would have thought
that a girl like me *
* Would double as a
superstar *
Whooo!
* You get the best of both worlds
*
* Chill it out Take
it slow *
* Then you rock out
the show *
* You get the best of both worlds
*
* Mix it all together and you know
*
* That it's the best
of both worlds *
Dad, someone has made a mistake.
They're saying I'm not registered
here in school anymore.
You'veotta get down here.
No, there's no time to blow dry!
Dad, what's more important?
ur hair or my senior year?
Well, I'm sorry,
but for me it's my senior year!
- Just please get down here!
- This is totally awful.
- T-Bone, how's your schedule?
- Totally awesome!
In a... tragically bittersweet way
that tastes like sweaty
socks in my mouth.
Why'd you have to go there?
I don't know. I was nervous, OK?
This is not over.
Somebody made a mistake,
because I know that my dad...
...absolutely mailed
her registration in.
Interesting...
I took it to the post office
myself over a month ago.
You don't say?
Sorry about that. I had to
leave the house with wet hair!
You seem like an honest man.
Why don't I believe you?
Why?
ListenPrincipal Luger. I know
my dad looks a little shifty,
yoknow, with the beenie
and the chin carpet...
But, if my dad says he mailed it,
he mailed it.
Because if there's one thing
I know about my daddy,
- it's that...
- Uh, Mile?
That is not my daddy.
Who are you and why did
you steal my registration?
Problem solved. Here you go.
I leave this intruder
in your capable hands.
I never get tired of that...
Sit down, missy!
No problem.
Let me tell you two something.
Society has rules.
One of tse rules is,
if you miss registration,
you cannot register again
until the second semester.
The second!
Without rules like that,
anybody could do
anything they want. Huh?
I could leap across this desk,
throw you through a window,
because I'm tired of people
asking for special treatment!
But I'm not gonna do that.
Wanna know why? Huh?
- Because society has...
- Rules.
Now aren't you happy about that,
Mr. "Hippy-dippy knit cap guy?"
What happened to that nice
principal, Mr. Weebie?
I think that might be Mr. Weebie.
This is so unfair!
I'm gonna miss Senior ski trip,
Senior Prom, and Senior picture
day!
And thanks to you, now the first
Senior lunch with pudding priority!
Spent three years of tapioca,
it was finally gonna
be creamy butterscotch.
You don't even like butterscotch.
It's like you've never
been young, Dad!
Don't worry, honey,
it's all fixable.
I'll just call the
superintendant of schools.
Superintendant?!
Dad! That is small thinking.
Teeny, tiny, forgetting to
mail my registration thinking!
This is a big problem!
And it needs a big solution.
Oh, who you gonna call?
The governor?
Please. I'm not that dumb.
Yeah. Hello, White House?
I'd like to speak
with the President.
It's Hannah Montana.
Sure, I'll hold.
See that? Senior thinking...
What? What do you mean he's busy?
I was plenty busy when I carved
out time to sing for his kids!
- -
- Hello? Hello?
Aw, man. I even let one of
their friends braid my wig!
And she was a nose-picker.
I wondered whout
that booger on my boot.
Thank you so much for
loaning me these movies.
I still can't lieve
a guy would own My Best
Friend's Wedding,
27 Dresses and Mamma Mia!
Please, Meryl Streep doing ABBA,
I'm not ashamed to say, I cried.
You are just the sweetest thing.
Not as sweet as Zac Efron
in 17 Again.
- Didn't you just love that?
- I did!
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
- I'll just get the door.
- Oh.
Bye.
Bye.
Sweet Pete, that
girl's melting for you
like butter on a
stack of flapjacks.
Ask her out already.
For your information,
I have asked her out.
In here. And it went great!
She laughed at all my jokes,
told me I was a great kisser,
and paid for dinner.
It is nice in here.
Son, let me explain
something to you.
It might be a lot more satisfying
if you ask her out out here.
And if she were a
normal girl, I would.
But Dad, we're talking about Siena.
A girl in fashion magazines.
A girl who models... b-b-b-bikinis.
And even if by some miracle
she did go out with me,
it would probably go a
little something like this...
We're sitting at a table,
having pizza.
I'm trying to be funny,
she's pretending I am.
Everything's great.
Then I say: "I have to hit the
can."
She says: "Hurry back."
I walk away, then turn to give her
a cute,
but manly,
"be right back" wave
and this is what I see.
I tried to get through to her,
but to no avail.
She's gone...
Hey!
Look, I've dated rock stars,
pro athletes, even a prince,
and I have never had to ask
a guy out before. Ever.
In my life.
I don't know how to do it. Help me!
Son, I think she
just asked you out.
- In here?
- No. Out here.
- But, wait...
- We're gonna go out.
* Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *
You know...
I don't have to go to the
Senior Pier Party tonight.
I mean, just say the word
and I'll stay here with you.
- -
- No, it's fine. Go.
Well, all right.
But, I probably won't
have a good time.
No! Don't let the fact
that my life is in ruins
spoil your senior fun.
Go! Enjoy!
OK!
Forget it!
I am not going without
my best friend!
- Really?
- Yeah! I mean...
They may be able to
keep you out of school,
t they can't keep you
out of ftball games,
or Homecoming dances,
or SenioNight at the pier!
You know what? You're right!
I gave the best three years
of my life to that school.
I deserve to be there as
much as everybody else!
What're they gonna do,
throw me out?
- -
- Throw you out?
- You can't throw me out!
- That's right!
u're gonna have to get thr me
d I'd like to see you do that!
- -
- I had to ask.
I will be a senior! -
* Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah *
The rule is, if you haven't
registered for the first semester,
you're just gonna have to wait
until the second semester.
But hey,
rules are for schnooks! -
It's an honor to have you as part
of our senior class, Miss Montana.
- Please, call me Hannah.
- Hannah.
I hope your daughter
likes the photo.
She's gonna love it!
- Look...
- Look at me...
* Ah, di, da, da, da *
Is there anything else I
can do for you, Hannah?
Nope. Just want to be treated
like a normal student.
Well, as far as I'm concerned,
you're just another
kid in the hall.
Oh! -
I do that with all
the new students.
Oh, one more. I've got
crazy eyes in this one!
- Say "senior!"
- Senior!
Let's go.
- -
- Ah!
Hannah Montana wants to be
treated like a regular student...
- Except no P.E.
- Except no P.E.!
Other than that, a regular girl.
A regular girl!
That should do it.
And, if that doesn't work,
you can always try putting on a wig
and pretending to be somebody else.
All right, guys, off to class!
Don't want to be Hannah Mon-tardy!
- -
- All right, all right.
Seriously, go to class.
Hi.
Han-Han-Han...
Look, I am just a normal
senior having a normal moment
with another normal senior.
OK, normal senior...
I'm really looking forward to
working on the senior float.
- What about you?
- Mon-Mon-Montan...
Oh, boy.
This is nice.
- Real cozy.
- Yeah.
See if you feel that way when
you have to go to the bathroom.
Actually, I already tried it.
Wasn't that bad.
Hey, I've never gotten
applause in there before.
Joannie, would you tell
her I like her top?
You tell her.
I don't even like her.
- Please!
- Wow, you're annoying.
Thank you! - Out of the way,
out of my way...
Hey, Joannie. -
I'm guessing. -
She knows my name, she knows
my name, she knows my name!
I thought you didn't like her.
Her star power cut right
through my macho facade!
Hey, guys... -
No, no, no, please.
No reason to freak out.
I just wanna talk, you know,
senior to senior?
I love your top!
Thanks. I love yours, too.
- Oh! You can have it!
- No, no!
I meant on her! On her! It was
just a compliment. Please...
It's just like, how I like,
you know, her top,
her jacket, her jeans.
- -
- Uh-oh.
No! People! People!
Where's your pride?!
Cover up!
Oh, no, this can't be good.
I know how you feel.
* He's a sensitive man *
We are the same, you and I.
* Two hearts beat as one *
Both of us looking for love.
* Height doesn't matter *
* 'Cause he's got a ladder *
Hiya, toots.
Remember me?
Are you enjoying yourself up there?
- Oh!
- * Oh *
- * Ye... * -
This is the greasiest, carb-loaded,
calorie-packed thing any guy
has ever ordered for me.
Thank you so much!
Yep, nothing like a
good peeporoni, uh...
I mean, pepperoni pee-pee...
Italian food! - Jackson,
do you need to use the restroom?
What?! And leave you here,
alone and unprotected?
Do you mind? We're trying
to have a conversation here!
Jackson, please, for me, go.
Yeah. You're right,
I'm being silly.
I'll just go...
But I'll be right back.
Really, really fast!
Like a flash...
...whiz bang boom!
- But not the boom, just the...
- I'll see you a minute.
Forty-five seconds!
I'm back! I'm... Oh.
You guys! Back off!
I'm on a date!
With a guy I really like.
That would be me, boys.
That would be me, right?
Does that answer your question?
* Oh, yeah *
* Mm *
* La, da, da *
* Don't get me wrong I love who I
am *
* I don't want to be ungrateful It
probably sounds strange *
* I really love the role I play
*
* The songs I sing *
* But with all the fame *
* The things that seemed so simple
*
* Are suddenly so far out of reach
*
* Wish that they could see
that underneath *
* I'm just an
ordinary girl *
* Sometimes I'm lazy,
I get bored *
* I get scared,
I feel ignored *
* I feel happy,
I get silly *
* I choke on my own words *
* I make wishes,
I have dreams *
* And I still want
to believe *
* Anything can happen
in this world *
* For an ordinary girl Like you,
like me *
* For an ordinary girl *
* Hm, hm *
* For an ordinary girl *
* Like me Like you *
Hey, Mile. What're doing here?
I figured Hannah'd be signing
up for yearbook committee
or working on the homecoming
float or something.
They don't want Hannah to work
on the homecoming float, Dad.
They want her to
stand on it and sing.
Dad, I can't go back there.
Hannah is never gonna be
treated like an ordinary girl.
I'm never gonna be
like one of them.
Now why does that surprise you?
I mean, that's why we came up with
Hannah Montana in the first place.
I know. But now I'm gonna
have to wait a whole semester
until I get to be a real senior
and do all the really
cool senior stuff.
Like what? - I don't know
'cause I won't be there!
Mile, I am sorry you won't get
to work on the Homecoming float.
But not even Hannah Montana
gets everything she wants.
Though, Hannah did get to spend
the entire summer touring Europe.
And though you won't be
on yearbook committee,
Hannah did meet the President
of the United States.
Who doesn't return my calls.
Yeah.
Well, darlin',
I know it's frustrating
not being an ordinary girl.
But that's the price you pay for
being an extraordinary girl.
You did mail the registration
for second semester, right?
I'll be right back.
- Have fun at school.
- I won't.
- You're lying.
- I know.
- -
- Same ol' thing every morning.
Oh, man!
Mr. Man! Mr. President!
Your majesty!
Miley, sorry I couldn't
take your call.
But I got your message and
you're back in school.
Thank you so much, Mr. President!
Wait, he knows the secret?
Lilly. He's the leader
of the free world!
- Oh, yeah.
- That's right.
And I know secrets that
would blow y your mind...
-...Lola. -
And you... You might
wanna stop sneaking down
in the middle of the night for pie.
Hey, This good.
you've seen the house.
Now, it is time to see
the coolest room any
senior has ever had.
And by senior,
I mean high school senior,
not old people senior like you.
Not that you're old. Although,
you do get early bird discounts
and you don't have to worry about
the world ending in like, 20 or 30
years,
because, let's face it,
you probably won't...
- Say hi, Lilly!
- Uh...
Hey, Mamaw, you'll
have to forgive Miley.
Sometimes things come out her mouth
before she's run them
throrough the ol' noodle.
Anyway, I bet you're just
dying to see our room...
And when I say dying,
I mean "woo-hoo" dying,
not dying, like...
- Let's just show her the room.
- Good idea.
Check it out,
Mamaw! Here's my bed...
Lilly's bed...
our funky chandelier...
...and so... much... more!
Now, I know what you're thinking!
Where's the Hannah closet?
I'll be right back.
Hey? Hey, what happened?
I don't know. I guess the amp blew.
Oh, dang.
Don't wanna nag you girls,
but if you don't wanna
be late for school,
you might wanna hoof it.
- Dad...
- Get it? Hoof it?
'Cause he's a horse?
Right! Hoof it,
'cause he's a horse!
Laugh. He paid for this room.
Yeah. You know what?
I don't want to go to school
'cause I just wanna listen
to your jokes all day! - Yeah!
- Always new.
- He should be on a TV show.
He should be on a show, yeah.
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *
Excuse us, seniors coming through.
To get our senior class schedules.
In the seniors-only line.
- Which you're not in.
- But we are.
d why is that?
Because we're seniors!
- Shh!
- Was that obnoxious?
Yeah, but it was senior obnoxious.
Hey-o!
- Speaking of Senor Obnoxious...
- Hit it!
i>- * He's the youngest senior
Seaview's ever had * - Yes, I
am!
i>- * He is super smart and has a
wealthy dad * - Yes, I do!
* He's a genius, he's got money
*
* Get in line to be
his honey *
* If you happen to be twins,
that would be rad *
* Oh, yeah *
That's right,
if you're a freshman girl
looking to senio
r-size your love life,
- the li starts here.
- Rico...
I'm sorry, girls, I'm looking for
someone with a little more
cha-cha-cha!
Sorry, I'm looking for someone who
didn't steal their tux off the top
of a wedding cake.
Ooh! Cha-cha-cha!
Freshman cheerleading tryouts
in five minutes!
Team Rico! To the gym!
* Hallelujah *
- * Hallelujah *
- Let's boogey!
* Hallelujah Hallelujah *
- Next!
- Miley "senior" Stewart!
Karen "couldn't care less" Kunkle!
Not even she can spoil what is
going to be, without a doubt,
the greatest year of my life.
Sorry, Stewart,
according to this list,
you're not a student here anymore.
Teacher who just spoiled
"without a doubt
the greatest single year
of my life," say what?
Whoo!
Here we go, everybody!
* Come on *
* You get the limo
out front *
* Oooh *
* Hottest styles Every shoe,
every color *
* Yeah, when you're famous it can
be kind of fun *
* It's really you but no one ever
discovers *
* Who would have thought
that a girl like me *
* Would double as a
superstar *
Whooo!
* You get the best of both worlds
*
* Chill it out Take
it slow *
* Then you rock out
the show *
* You get the best of both worlds
*
* Mix it all together and you know
*
* That it's the best
of both worlds *
Dad, someone has made a mistake.
They're saying I'm not registered
here in school anymore.
You'veotta get down here.
No, there's no time to blow dry!
Dad, what's more important?
ur hair or my senior year?
Well, I'm sorry,
but for me it's my senior year!
- Just please get down here!
- This is totally awful.
- T-Bone, how's your schedule?
- Totally awesome!
In a... tragically bittersweet way
that tastes like sweaty
socks in my mouth.
Why'd you have to go there?
I don't know. I was nervous, OK?
This is not over.
Somebody made a mistake,
because I know that my dad...
...absolutely mailed
her registration in.
Interesting...
I took it to the post office
myself over a month ago.
You don't say?
Sorry about that. I had to
leave the house with wet hair!
You seem like an honest man.
Why don't I believe you?
Why?
ListenPrincipal Luger. I know
my dad looks a little shifty,
yoknow, with the beenie
and the chin carpet...
But, if my dad says he mailed it,
he mailed it.
Because if there's one thing
I know about my daddy,
- it's that...
- Uh, Mile?
That is not my daddy.
Who are you and why did
you steal my registration?
Problem solved. Here you go.
I leave this intruder
in your capable hands.
I never get tired of that...
Sit down, missy!
No problem.
Let me tell you two something.
Society has rules.
One of tse rules is,
if you miss registration,
you cannot register again
until the second semester.
The second!
Without rules like that,
anybody could do
anything they want. Huh?
I could leap across this desk,
throw you through a window,
because I'm tired of people
asking for special treatment!
But I'm not gonna do that.
Wanna know why? Huh?
- Because society has...
- Rules.
Now aren't you happy about that,
Mr. "Hippy-dippy knit cap guy?"
What happened to that nice
principal, Mr. Weebie?
I think that might be Mr. Weebie.
This is so unfair!
I'm gonna miss Senior ski trip,
Senior Prom, and Senior picture
day!
And thanks to you, now the first
Senior lunch with pudding priority!
Spent three years of tapioca,
it was finally gonna
be creamy butterscotch.
You don't even like butterscotch.
It's like you've never
been young, Dad!
Don't worry, honey,
it's all fixable.
I'll just call the
superintendant of schools.
Superintendant?!
Dad! That is small thinking.
Teeny, tiny, forgetting to
mail my registration thinking!
This is a big problem!
And it needs a big solution.
Oh, who you gonna call?
The governor?
Please. I'm not that dumb.
Yeah. Hello, White House?
I'd like to speak
with the President.
It's Hannah Montana.
Sure, I'll hold.
See that? Senior thinking...
What? What do you mean he's busy?
I was plenty busy when I carved
out time to sing for his kids!
- -
- Hello? Hello?
Aw, man. I even let one of
their friends braid my wig!
And she was a nose-picker.
I wondered whout
that booger on my boot.
Thank you so much for
loaning me these movies.
I still can't lieve
a guy would own My Best
Friend's Wedding,
27 Dresses and Mamma Mia!
Please, Meryl Streep doing ABBA,
I'm not ashamed to say, I cried.
You are just the sweetest thing.
Not as sweet as Zac Efron
in 17 Again.
- Didn't you just love that?
- I did!
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
- I'll just get the door.
- Oh.
Bye.
Bye.
Sweet Pete, that
girl's melting for you
like butter on a
stack of flapjacks.
Ask her out already.
For your information,
I have asked her out.
In here. And it went great!
She laughed at all my jokes,
told me I was a great kisser,
and paid for dinner.
It is nice in here.
Son, let me explain
something to you.
It might be a lot more satisfying
if you ask her out out here.
And if she were a
normal girl, I would.
But Dad, we're talking about Siena.
A girl in fashion magazines.
A girl who models... b-b-b-bikinis.
And even if by some miracle
she did go out with me,
it would probably go a
little something like this...
We're sitting at a table,
having pizza.
I'm trying to be funny,
she's pretending I am.
Everything's great.
Then I say: "I have to hit the
can."
She says: "Hurry back."
I walk away, then turn to give her
a cute,
but manly,
"be right back" wave
and this is what I see.
I tried to get through to her,
but to no avail.
She's gone...
Hey!
Look, I've dated rock stars,
pro athletes, even a prince,
and I have never had to ask
a guy out before. Ever.
In my life.
I don't know how to do it. Help me!
Son, I think she
just asked you out.
- In here?
- No. Out here.
- But, wait...
- We're gonna go out.
* Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *
You know...
I don't have to go to the
Senior Pier Party tonight.
I mean, just say the word
and I'll stay here with you.
- -
- No, it's fine. Go.
Well, all right.
But, I probably won't
have a good time.
No! Don't let the fact
that my life is in ruins
spoil your senior fun.
Go! Enjoy!
OK!
Forget it!
I am not going without
my best friend!
- Really?
- Yeah! I mean...
They may be able to
keep you out of school,
t they can't keep you
out of ftball games,
or Homecoming dances,
or SenioNight at the pier!
You know what? You're right!
I gave the best three years
of my life to that school.
I deserve to be there as
much as everybody else!
What're they gonna do,
throw me out?
- -
- Throw you out?
- You can't throw me out!
- That's right!
u're gonna have to get thr me
d I'd like to see you do that!
- -
- I had to ask.
I will be a senior! -
* Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah *
The rule is, if you haven't
registered for the first semester,
you're just gonna have to wait
until the second semester.
But hey,
rules are for schnooks! -
It's an honor to have you as part
of our senior class, Miss Montana.
- Please, call me Hannah.
- Hannah.
I hope your daughter
likes the photo.
She's gonna love it!
- Look...
- Look at me...
* Ah, di, da, da, da *
Is there anything else I
can do for you, Hannah?
Nope. Just want to be treated
like a normal student.
Well, as far as I'm concerned,
you're just another
kid in the hall.
Oh! -
I do that with all
the new students.
Oh, one more. I've got
crazy eyes in this one!
- Say "senior!"
- Senior!
Let's go.
- -
- Ah!
Hannah Montana wants to be
treated like a regular student...
- Except no P.E.
- Except no P.E.!
Other than that, a regular girl.
A regular girl!
That should do it.
And, if that doesn't work,
you can always try putting on a wig
and pretending to be somebody else.
All right, guys, off to class!
Don't want to be Hannah Mon-tardy!
- -
- All right, all right.
Seriously, go to class.
Hi.
Han-Han-Han...
Look, I am just a normal
senior having a normal moment
with another normal senior.
OK, normal senior...
I'm really looking forward to
working on the senior float.
- What about you?
- Mon-Mon-Montan...
Oh, boy.
This is nice.
- Real cozy.
- Yeah.
See if you feel that way when
you have to go to the bathroom.
Actually, I already tried it.
Wasn't that bad.
Hey, I've never gotten
applause in there before.
Joannie, would you tell
her I like her top?
You tell her.
I don't even like her.
- Please!
- Wow, you're annoying.
Thank you! - Out of the way,
out of my way...
Hey, Joannie. -
I'm guessing. -
She knows my name, she knows
my name, she knows my name!
I thought you didn't like her.
Her star power cut right
through my macho facade!
Hey, guys... -
No, no, no, please.
No reason to freak out.
I just wanna talk, you know,
senior to senior?
I love your top!
Thanks. I love yours, too.
- Oh! You can have it!
- No, no!
I meant on her! On her! It was
just a compliment. Please...
It's just like, how I like,
you know, her top,
her jacket, her jeans.
- -
- Uh-oh.
No! People! People!
Where's your pride?!
Cover up!
Oh, no, this can't be good.
I know how you feel.
* He's a sensitive man *
We are the same, you and I.
* Two hearts beat as one *
Both of us looking for love.
* Height doesn't matter *
* 'Cause he's got a ladder *
Hiya, toots.
Remember me?
Are you enjoying yourself up there?
- Oh!
- * Oh *
- * Ye... * -
This is the greasiest, carb-loaded,
calorie-packed thing any guy
has ever ordered for me.
Thank you so much!
Yep, nothing like a
good peeporoni, uh...
I mean, pepperoni pee-pee...
Italian food! - Jackson,
do you need to use the restroom?
What?! And leave you here,
alone and unprotected?
Do you mind? We're trying
to have a conversation here!
Jackson, please, for me, go.
Yeah. You're right,
I'm being silly.
I'll just go...
But I'll be right back.
Really, really fast!
Like a flash...
...whiz bang boom!
- But not the boom, just the...
- I'll see you a minute.
Forty-five seconds!
I'm back! I'm... Oh.
You guys! Back off!
I'm on a date!
With a guy I really like.
That would be me, boys.
That would be me, right?
Does that answer your question?
* Oh, yeah *
* Mm *
* La, da, da *
* Don't get me wrong I love who I
am *
* I don't want to be ungrateful It
probably sounds strange *
* I really love the role I play
*
* The songs I sing *
* But with all the fame *
* The things that seemed so simple
*
* Are suddenly so far out of reach
*
* Wish that they could see
that underneath *
* I'm just an
ordinary girl *
* Sometimes I'm lazy,
I get bored *
* I get scared,
I feel ignored *
* I feel happy,
I get silly *
* I choke on my own words *
* I make wishes,
I have dreams *
* And I still want
to believe *
* Anything can happen
in this world *
* For an ordinary girl Like you,
like me *
* For an ordinary girl *
* Hm, hm *
* For an ordinary girl *
* Like me Like you *
Hey, Mile. What're doing here?
I figured Hannah'd be signing
up for yearbook committee
or working on the homecoming
float or something.
They don't want Hannah to work
on the homecoming float, Dad.
They want her to
stand on it and sing.
Dad, I can't go back there.
Hannah is never gonna be
treated like an ordinary girl.
I'm never gonna be
like one of them.
Now why does that surprise you?
I mean, that's why we came up with
Hannah Montana in the first place.
I know. But now I'm gonna
have to wait a whole semester
until I get to be a real senior
and do all the really
cool senior stuff.
Like what? - I don't know
'cause I won't be there!
Mile, I am sorry you won't get
to work on the Homecoming float.
But not even Hannah Montana
gets everything she wants.
Though, Hannah did get to spend
the entire summer touring Europe.
And though you won't be
on yearbook committee,
Hannah did meet the President
of the United States.
Who doesn't return my calls.
Yeah.
Well, darlin',
I know it's frustrating
not being an ordinary girl.
But that's the price you pay for
being an extraordinary girl.
You did mail the registration
for second semester, right?
I'll be right back.
- Have fun at school.
- I won't.
- You're lying.
- I know.
- -
- Same ol' thing every morning.
Oh, man!
Mr. Man! Mr. President!
Your majesty!
Miley, sorry I couldn't
take your call.
But I got your message and
you're back in school.
Thank you so much, Mr. President!
Wait, he knows the secret?
Lilly. He's the leader
of the free world!
- Oh, yeah.
- That's right.
And I know secrets that
would blow y your mind...
-...Lola. -
And you... You might
wanna stop sneaking down
in the middle of the night for pie.
Hey, This good.