Greek (2007–2011): Season 3, Episode 13 - Take Me Out - full transcript

Previously on Greek:

- I know who started the fire.
- I did. But it was an accident.

- Maybe someday you'll forgive me.
- For burning down my house?

I'm gonna go before my
Benz turns into a pumpkin.

Later.

Sorry to leave you
hanging like that.

At the Fairy Tale Ball.
Maybe I can make it up to you?

- You mean, like a date?
- Yeah, like a date!

- What are they doing?
- Dancing.

- What's that?
- I think it's a joke.

- I don't think it's funny.
- It's not a joke, and you and I will handle it.



Hey, look who's home!

Oh, wait, how many nights in a
row can you spend somewhere else

before you have to start
calling that place home?

Well, Cappie can't stay here,
so I'm kind of stuck commuting.

I just miss our pre-sleep
gossip sessions.

Last night, I took my laptop
to bed and fell asleep

reviewing my old status
updates and TMZ videos.

But isn't it nice having
this whole room to yourself?

It's officially the biggest
single in the house,

or in any sorority house
in the world.

- I just miss you!
- Aw...

- Oh! Oh, oh...
- What? What's wrong?

- You kind of reek.
- I reek? Of what?

Um... Oh, stale beer
and pepperoni.



And... feet.

I smell like the KT house?
I can't even tell.

- I guess it grows on you.
- That's what I'm afraid of.

So you didn't shower there?

No, not when the shower
gets dubbed "the Vomitorium"

during parties.

Uh, Ash?

- Was a boy here? - The All-Greek
Softball Tournament is this weekend.

Of course!
How could I forget?

It's worth five
Blue Ribbon points.

it's a good chance for me to
meet a hot baseball-boy of my own.

You're rdy to jump back
on the dating horse again?

I'm ready to ride that horse
like a bucking bronco.

- Awkward.
- Yeah, you might be all settled down and...

...smelly, but I'm ready
to meet a fun new guy.

- Nice shirt.
- Thanks, the pledges made it for me.

I think they're starting to
respect me as a Pledge Educator.

You think they misspelled it
on purpose, to be funny?

- Like, school with a 'k'?
- I decided not to ask.

- Hey! What's up, Rusty?
- What'd you call me, pledge?

Uh... Rusty?
Or, wait, is it Randy?

It's Rusty. But you should
call me by my KT name,

which is Spitter.
Or Mr. Spitter.

Where's your
pledge pin, pledge?

It's supposed to be
on your shirt at all times.

- It's in my backpack.
- Well, put it on.

That's a funny shirt
you guys made.

- What's so funny about it?
- Now? Nothing.

- Bye, Dumptruck.
- Bye.

Hey, so how are things with you and
Grant since you guys came out as a couple?

Uh, great. The house
has really been supportive.

You know, except for
the whole tiara incident.

The tiara what?
Can I get a small coffee?

Uh, someone left a couple of tiaras
on our door after the Fairy Tale Ball.

But it's no big deal.
You know how it is,

guys are always
making fun of each other.

Guys make fun of me all
the time. And some girls.

You know, I feel like I've barely
seen you since I've been dating Grant.

- I know.
- You'd like him. He's actually a great guy.

Spend some time with him
and you'd see what I mean.

Maybe the three of us
could hang out tonight?

Yeah. That sounds like fun.

- What sounds like fun?
- Um...

Well, I was just talking about the
three of us hanging out tonight.

- The three of us? Fun.
- Yeah. It's gonna be really fun.

Tell me again, why are
you crop-dusting my room

with lemon-scented
cancer chemicals?

Ash is trying
to meet a new guy

and she's worried
about second-hand smell.

Oh, God! What is this?

Well, it's either a relatively
recent tuna fish sandwich

or a really old
ham and shrimp one.

Oh, just...

So, Ash is in the market
for a new guy, huh?

Uh, yeah, I was thinking
of setting her up

with this Lambda Sig on IFC.
He's crazy hot.

I mean,

temperature-wise.
He sweats.

Yeah.

Or what about a nice KT?

Then she could acclimate
to the smell by being around

- the house more.
- I don't know.

Ash has a really
sensitive nose.

Oh, come on.
What about Beaver?

He's just like
a big puppy dog,

who doesn't know how to fetch,
but he's housebroken. Mostly.

Right. I doubt Ash
will click with a guy

who got a mild concussion from attempting
to parachute off the roof with a bed sheet.

- Every guy tries that once when they're young.
- It was last semester.

Yeah, but he's matured
a lot over the break.

Come on, it's perfect.

They're both tall.

OK, he's really nice,
and cute...

- Super cute.
- I guess it won't hurt to try, right?

Seriously,
you don't smell this?

No. What's wrong with this?

It's just ripe.

- What?
- Gosh...

Then the miracle
of Vesuvius happened,

as the cups were drained,
and beer rained down upon them

like tears of joy
from the heavens above.

OK, that's it
for today's lesson.

But before we wrap up here,
I'd like to reiterate

the importance of wearing
your pledge pins at all times.

It is a constant reminder
that first and foremost,

you are KTs
through and through.

And I've caught
some of you slacking lately.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, I kinda lost mine. You have any extras?

Dumptruck, I saw you
wearing it two hours ago.

Hey, you're the one who told me
to take it out of my backpack,

where I knew
I wouldn't lose it.

- Yeah, Anthony Hopkins?
- I lost mine, too.

But actually, it was
the temporary one.

I lost my first one
last semester.

The temporary one
was my pledge pin!

- It's gone?
- It's somewhere in the house...

...or on campus.

I'll just order
a few replacement pins.

Does anyone else need one
while I'm at it? Yeah?

Well, I still have mine,
but I know I'm a KT pledge.

Do I really need a pin
to remind me?

Yes, you do, OK?
It's a KT tradition.

- It's a rule.
- But wee KTs, man.

We're not supposed
to follow the rules, right?

OK, fine. Well, just wear them
around the house, at the very least.

And try not to lose them.
Meeting adjourned.

Aw, that's so cute.
Rusty's acting like a man.

It's not easy being a hard-ass when
your older sister is emasculating you.

I will see you after class.
Bye, Rus.

Hey, Cap, I have
a question for you.

- When Casey was with Max, I know you didn't like him.
- That's correct.

- No, no... That's not the question.
- Oh.

I thought that was too easy.
Hit me with something harder.

I have this problem.

Calvin wants me to spend time with
his new boyfriend, who I cannot stand.

Fortunately, that's an easy one, too.
Do what everyone does in that situation:

simply pretend you like
each other in front of Calvin.

What if I can't pretend?
'Cause I really don't like him.

You don't have to like him,
you just have to tolerate him.

Hey. You guys
are going out tonight?

- Yep. You?
- Yeah, big date.

How do I look?

If you're gonna ask us how your
butt looks in those jeans, don't.

- So, who's the lucky girl?
- Rebecca.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- You asked out Rebecca Logan?
- Actually, she asked me.

So, if she pays
do you have to put out?

Uh, only if I order steak.

- So what are you guys doing?
- He's making me hang out with Rusty.

- He's my friend.
- He's a KT.

- And he can't stand me.
- Oh, yeah?

What, you hit him upside the
head with a pledge paddle?

No, but we duct-taped him
to a wall last year

and then I accidentally got
his girlfriend to move away.

- You got his girlfriend to move
away? - Do not high-five him.

All right, guys. Hey, do
I look fat in these jeans?

Do you realize how many
sweaty heads have worn this?

Here, you can
put this inside.

I haven't blown my nose
in it all day,

and I just washed it
last week.

Thanks. I think I'll
risk it with the helmet.

- OK.
- OK...

Let's go, Ash!

Here we go. Whoo.

That was supposed
to be a slow-pitch!

That was way faster
than slow.

- Ash, that was... so close.
- Close to what? Decapitation?

All right. Here we go.

Here, let me... I'm gonna show
you the proper way to handle a bat.

OK. Oh, OK,
personal space, Beaver.

And I really hope that was a
roll of tokens in your pocket.

Gosh, just trying
to help with your swing.

OK, first:
Stop winking at Cappie.

And second: That was the most
cliched, sleazy date-movie move,

- and you know it.
- I didn't know, I swear.

You don't think
that was sleazy?

I don't know
what cliché means.

OK, guys, we need to help
each other before the game,

work with each other
during the game,

and shower with each
other after the game.

- You are just...
- OK, all right...

Seriously, what do you think
about KT and ZBZ pairing up?

Ash? What do you think?
Sounds good to me.

Maybe...

I think we have
to go to the bathroom.

I don't need to go
to the bathroom.

- I think she meant me.
- Oh.

- Let's go.
- OK.

Ah! Ow!

Those don't look like
ginger ales.

Pale ales. I figured these
could help ease the tension.

Thank you, Grant.

Just don't sell me out
if you get carded.

But if you're looking for payback
for me duct-taping you to the wall,

I guess
here's your chance.

I just remembered:
I'm underage.

But it's not like
I haven't had one before.

And, Grant, forget about the whole
duct-taping-me- to-the-wall thing.

It's in the past.
It was some stupid prank.

Like those tiaras someone
left outside your door.

Yes. Uh, which is
also in the past.

Well, not really.
We don't know who did it.

- And we don't care.
- I do.

- And I think you should, too.
- It's not a big deal.

Yeah, it seems
pretty harmless.

- It didn't happen to you. - Nope.
But I was duct-taped to a wall.

- I thought that was in the past.
- Hmm, like the tiaras.

Boy, this sure is fun.

So you really thought Beaver
would be a good match for me?

- Well, you're both tall.
- Yeah, sure, we're both tall,

and he's cute and
he's got big, manly biceps,

- but he's just so...
- Sweet?

...so mentally challenged.
No offense.

I appreciate the thought. But I
just don't think KTs are my type.

Hey, you two.

We'd love to have ZBZ
over for a housewarming

when our new place
is finished.

Oh, but you already warmed
our house to the ground.

Let it go, Natalie.
What's done is done.

Thanks, Katherine,
we really appreciate it.

Of course, ZBZ is still not
invited. On principle alone.

I saw you guys
rehearsing with some KTs.

Your partner, perhaps?

It's nice to know some houses aren't
concerned with winning Blue Ribbon points.

Well, we figure you've already
slept with all the umpires, so...

And we haven't committed
to a partner

because we are
concerned with winning,

- so there.
- Well, you'd better choose soon,

- because the pickings are slim.
- Oh, really?

- Who are you playing with?
- The Omega Chi's.

It's an obvious match. The number
one houses always play together.

But you know that. ZBZ
used to play with them...

- ...until you were number four.
- Ish.

- Oh, wait, can we split it?
- My pick, my treat.

All right, fine.

- But I'm treating next time.
- If there is a next time.

We'll see how the rest
of tonight goes.

Although, we may have
to choose something

a little more
low-budget.

No problem. We can go for coffee,
or a movie, or something simple.

That's funny.

'Cause we met,
we had sex, then dinner,

and now coffee. It's like
we're moving backwards.

Who knows, maybe after coffee
it'll be love at first sight.

Love at first sight?
You really believe in that?

You don't?

I learned in my Human Sexuality
class it's purely chemical.

The high you get from perceiving
someone as romantically appealing

is simply your brain responding
to an endorphin boost

based on visual stimuli
and pheromones.

That's very clinical.
And cynical.

- It's clinically cynical.
- It's a biological response.

It's also probably why we jumped
right into bed when we first met.

- So love doesn't exist?
- Nope.

I believe in dating
and relationships,

but love is a myth.

So that went well last night.

I tried to tolerate him, OK,
but he's just such a...

...such an...
Omega Chi.

- Hello? So am I.
- Yeah, but you don't flaunt it.

- Excuse me?
- You know what I mean.

I just can't spend time
with him. I'm sorry.

We'll just have
to hang out separately.

I'm sure he's not thrilled
to spend time with me, either.

Fine. He's got a study
group tonight, anyway,

- so if you don't have any plans...
- I don't have any plans.

You see?
We can make this work.

Yeah, but I refuse to be your
shared-custody child of divorce.

You could have two birthdays
and two Christmases.

One of you will have
to give in, eventually.

Totally. Eventually.

Hmm. I can't believe you guys
have poached eggs and hash browns!

We have, like, cereal, milk,
and more cereal at our house.

I am walking you home
every morning.

It's nice to see chivalry isn't dead.

Girls, the Omega Chi's are here!

Take me out
to the ball game...

Take me out with the crowd...

Buy me some peanuts
and Cracker Jacks...

I don't care
if I never come back...

Let me root, root root
for the home team...

If they don't win
it's a shame...

'Cause it's one, two,
three strikes you're out...

At the old ball game...

Omega Chi would like
to cordially invite ZBZ

to partner with us for the All-Greek
Softball Tournament this weekend.

No, thank you!

We're going with the KTs.

You guys are a bunch of
douchebags. Please leave.

It slipped, OK?

It was buttered. I assure you
ladies that in no way reflects

my ability to throw
an un-buttered softball.

OK, so you guys really want
to play with the KTs

after that... demonstration
of athleticism?

Oh, Evan, come on. There's
no need for profanities here.

Ash, the KTs
asked us first.

ZBZ is a democracy,

not "let's all hang out
with whatever house

Casey's current
boyfriend's in."

So, all those in favor of
partnering with the Omega Chi's

for the softball
tournament?

So, we cordially
accept your invitation.

Ash, you kind of insulted
Cappie, and me, back there.

I'm sorry, Case, but after
all that crap about the cycle,

and slipping
to number four-ish,

this is our chance to show
everyone that we're back on top.

I mean, they asked us,
and not the Gamma Psi's.

Don't you want to throw
this in Natalie's face?

Attached to a brick.

But why would
Omega Chi choose us?

Because we're moving up!
This is huge!

Are you so against this because
of your loyalty to Cappie?

Or do you honestly believe it would
be better for us to play with KT

than with the Omega Chi's?
You know I love Cappie,

but this is for
the good of the house.

And there's no "I"
in team. Or ZBZ.

I know, I know. But the
KTs are so much more fun.

Well, do you want to have fun,
or do you want to win?

Isn't this fun?
Just the two of us?

We haven't hung out
like this in a while.

Yeah, this is great.

Whoa, nice shot.

Have you been practicing?

You're destroying me.
Hey, after this,

you wanna order a pizza
and play some video games?

- A little Call of Duty?
- Uh, yeah.

Hey, why don't we call Grant?
He's great at that game.

Helped me get past that crazy
level with all the tanks.

What?
I gotta keep trying.

Spitter. Hey, man, I saw some pledges
not wearing their pledge pins again.

It's no big deal.
I'm on it.

Hey, Calvin. What's going on, man?
Haven't seen you around in a while.

Not even the occasional
appearance at Gentleman's Choice.

Yeah, I've been
a little bit domestic lately.

Yeah, I heard you're dating
somebody in your own house now.

- Who is that? Marco, right?
- Uh, no. Actually, his name is Grant.

- Cute?
- You know, I just realized the two of you

- look way too much alike.
- So insanely hot. Totally get it.

Hey, Heath, we're just finishing
up our game. You wanna play winner?

I thought we were
switching to video games?

No, let's keep playing pool.

Ah... Dang.

You're up, Heath.

I thought it was just
supposed to be the two of us?

You know, separate time?

And you pull this stuff
with me and Heath.

Not cool, Rus.

- Hey, I just figured...
- Hey, it was nice catching up.

Yeah.

Wait, he knows
he just won, right?

So, I talked to Ash and she's
pretty set on playing with Omega Chi.

And so are the rest
of the girls.

You think Ashleigh's worried Beaver's
gonna date-movie molest her again?

Because we had a talk, and
he's trying new cliché moves.

That's awesome.
But not the issue.

ZBZ's just been doing
a lot with KT lately,

and the girls want to
branch out and... maybe win.

I totally understand.
KTs aren't jocks.

- Mm-mmm. - We can't
run. We can't throw.

Hell, we get winded
just tapping a keg.

Hey, Case, can
I borrow your...

Boy on the floor!

- Whoa...
- I gotta go...

She was a fiery little
pistol, wasn't she?

Hey...

- So you're not mad?
- No.

But I must warn you,

what we lack in physical
ability, we make up for in heart.

And our hearts are set on crushing the
Omega Chi's at all things crushable.

And I'm just sorry ZBZ will
become collateral damage.

Oh, really? How do you
plan on crushing us?

Well, since you're playing
with Omega Chi,

we'll just have to team up with
some other very athletic sorority

and kick your
very attractive asses.

Oh, should I be scared?

You care to make
a little friendly wager?

- How much?
- Something much more valuable than money.

How about, um...

Sexual favors.

- Let's skip the betting.
- Hmm, all right.

- Thanks for the movie.
- Oh, yeah,

I can't believe that was your first
time to see The Princess Bride.

- It's a classic.
- "Mawwage." "Twoo wuv."

Don't pretend like you
didn't tear up at the end.

Maybe I did.
What's your point?

- "Twoo wuv?"
- Please.

It's a silly movie.
It's not real.

There's no such thing.

So you weren't
in love with Cappie?

No. Were you in love
with Casey?

Yeah. I think so.

Yeah, well,
you're not with her now,

so what does that say
about "twoo wuv?"

It doesn't mean
it can't happen.

Like it did with my parents?
Or yours?

Not exactly
the earth-shattering,

life-altering revelation they
make it out to be in the movies.

That doesn't mean
it's not real.

Do you have proof?

No. I just
believe in it.

I believed
in Santa Claus once, too.

I'm really sorry, Calvin.
You're right. That wasn't cool.

Grant can have you
this weekend.

Grant might have me
every weekend

if you keep
pulling crap like that.

I know.

I just saw you and Heath
together, and...

...it was really selfish.
I feel like a real jerk.

You know, if we're gonna do
this whole "separate" thing,

you might have
to go somewhere else.

Calvin told you
about that, huh?

Yeah, I had to be
honest with him.

- What are you doing here?
- I came to apologize for what happened with Heath.

Who's Heath?

- You said you were nest.
- Not unnecessarily honest.

Calvin, who is Heath?

Uh, well, Heath is an ex,
um... something.

I don't really know
what to call him.

It's... We definitely weren't
boyfriends. We just sort of dated,

sort of...

What do you call
someone who's like that?

Fun-buddy.

- Wh...
- You know, why am I nervous?

I didn't do anything wrong. Rusty
was the one who tried to hook me up

with an ex fun-buddy.
But see, I just left.

He got out of there, and I
came to apologize for that.

Because that was wrong.
That was very wrong.

This is the guy you want me
to be friends with?

Neither of us
are interested.

Just give it a rest,
Calvin.

Girlfriend on the rag,
Owens?

I'm his boyfriend, J.P.

Grant, he was just
messing around, OK?

Your boyfriend's
super cute, Case.

I don't know how I'd feel
about him playing with

a sorority full of mostly single,
attractive, quality girls like Gamma Psi.

I just hope the fact that ZBZ is playing
with Omega Chi doesn't harm your relationship.

Well, good luck tomorrow!

Gamma Psi's playing with
the KTs? How'd that happen?

- Uh... they asked us.
- And how'd that happen?

I think they waited so long, KT and
Psi Phi Pi were the only houses left.

And, apparently, our desire to crush
the Omega Chi's gave us the edge.

With ZBZ as collateral
damage, that is.

She gave me the schedule, and apparently KT
and ZBZ will be playing together, after all.

- Except on opposing teams.
- You're going down.

- Hey!
- KT, I'm so glad you could join us.

- Oh, we're glad to be here. - That
was sarcasm. You're late for warm-ups.

You were serious
about warm-ups?

- I'm always serious.
- She is.

OK.

Hey, teammate!
Captains' meeting at home plate.

Neat whistle.

And your practice
looks very... militant.

I never thought you'd be so
gung-ho about a softball tournament.

You know, I might be
beyond sorority politics,

but I am gung-ho
about winning.

Ladies, don't make me
call your mothers!

Play ball!

Get it, get it, get it!

Pledges! I got a hit.

- Congratulations.
- Really awesome, Mr. Spitter.

Will you put down the cards
and show some KT pride? Look!

You should be cheering.

You should be running.

Atta boy now!

- Safe!
- Are you blind, ump?!

He was out! Are you crazy?

He was out! What are
you doing?! Are you an idiot?

- What are you talking about?
- He was out!

- He clearly plopped on home plate. How was he safe?
- Come on!

- The ump's on the take!
- What did he take?

Guys! We'll get the next one,
all right?

- He was out!
- Aww, man! This is so gay!

- Grant...
- Really, Trip? What was gay about it?

I didn't mean it like that. I
just meant it was a lame call.

Hey, maybe this
isn't the time...

I just want to make sure he
understands those two words

mean completely
different things.

Dude, don't be so touchy.

Grant, just drop
the gay stuff, OK?

- He's right. It's not cool.
- Shut up, douche.

Hey, hey! You touch the douche,
and we're out, OK?

Can you get thrown out of a game
for fighting with your own team?

- Yeah. Break it up! Everyone back on the field!
- Let's go.

Will you just
chill out?

Play ball!

All right, let's go, team!
Let's take these losers out!

- Yeah, good one...
- Who wants some?!

Come on, Cap!
Hit a double play!

Come on, Cappie!

Hey, batter, batter,
batter, batter, batter!

That was overhand!

- Time!
- Time out!

- Evan?
- What?

What the hell?

You could've
really hurt him.

It was an accident.

OK, well, be more careful.
This is a friendly game.

Oh, like you
and the Gamma Psi's?

Hey, wait.
Can I ask you something?

- Uh...
- Were we in love?

What? Is that why you
nearly took off his head?

- Are you still...?
- No! This isn't about us.

I'm dating Rebecca. Well,
we've gone out, like, twice.

But she said she doesn't
believe in love.

- Any day now!
- And I can't believe

that we're talking
about this here, now.

- Well...
- You've gone out twice. Relax. OK?

Are you talking
about me and Evan?

No.

I'm bored. Nothing happens
out there. And he's cute.

Call him over,
I want to meet him.

Guys, we're in
the middle of a game!

- But what does it matter if...
- What's his name?

- Play ball!
- Evan!

Relax. Rebecca, don't mess
with people's emotions.

Ash, there will be time to flirt
when we're not in an inning.

Now, everyone get back
to your positions, OK?!

And strike out
my boyfriend.

Come on, Cap!
Hit a grand slam!

The bases aren't loaded,
but thank you!

- Come on, Cappie!
- Come on, play ball!

You OK?

I'm fine. Just hope
my lungs don't explode.

Did you see
that line drive?

Payback's a bitch, huh?

- His was an accident. I think.
- So was mine.

You think my aim's that good?

And you're defending him now?
I see where your loyalties are.

On this field, I am first
and foremost a ZBZ,

- with "Cappie's girlfriend" a close second.
- Ouch, by the way.

- I'd put you above winning.
- Yeah, that's easy for you to say.

I'll prove it to you.
I will lob you easy pitches.

You can stare 'em down
and let me strike you out,

- or you can swing away.
- Or you could walk me.

I want to beat the Gamma Psi's just as
bad as you want to beat the Omega Chi's.

Good point. Well, we'll have
to wait and see what happens.

You're just...

Seriously, though, the Omega Chi's
got three of my brothers expelled.

I've never wanted
to win more in my life.

Although, you can't win just by
getting on base, know what I mean?

All you have to do
is get on base.

- No pressure, huh?
- All right.

- Let's go, Casey!
- "And then, responding to the cheers,

she lightly doffed her hat. No
stranger in the crowd could doubt

- 'twas Casey at the bat."
- Rusty, I am trying to concentrate.

I memorized that poem
in, like, fourth grade.

Strike one!

Come on, Zeta Beta!

Throw the heat!

- Strike two!
- Whoo!

One more, Cappie!

- Time! Time!
- Time out!

My foot fell asleep. Rusty,
can I talk to you? Come here.

I am no doctor, Case. Try noving it
around a little. Get the blood flowing.

It's not my foot. It's Cappie.
Should I throw the game for him,

- or make a hit so ZBZ can win?
- What?

Because we really need
the Blue Ribbon points.

Then try to get a hit out there.
You're playing for ZBZ.

Although, I could understand
putting a personal relationship

above house feuds.

Well, that doesn't
help me at all.

What do you want me to say?
I don't...

- Play ball!
- Go, Casey!

Come on, one more, Cap!

I told you we should have
gone with the Psi Phi Pi's.

Well, congrats on your win.

I would say a full
"congratulations,"

but I removed the second half of the
word for your Omega Chi teammates.

I refuse to offer them
any "ulations."

Thanks. And thanks for
throwing me easy pitches.

It was slow-pitch. You were
supposed to strike out for me.

I'm sorry! I know you wanted
to beat the Omega Chi's,

but we needed the Blue Ribbon points
to help us get back to number one.

- And I like to win.
- Really?

Just because
we're in a relationship

doesn't mean
I'm gonna stop trying.

So it wasn't just about
Blue Ribbon points?

You think
I'm too competitive?

It's one of the things
I love most about you.

- Oh, hey. Hi.
- Hey, Casey.

Is Ashleigh in attendance?

I wish to apologize for my
inappropriate advances the other night.

And...

It would please me
very much

to escort her
to dinner and a movie.

Appropriately.

Oh, yeah, I saw her a second
ago... Oh, um, there she is.

Beav...

How you doin'?

He'll be fine.

What's up?

Can you believe that
back there?

I just wish Grant
would chill sometimes.

I don't know.

Hey, I may not like Grant
for my own personal reasons,

but I think he was right
to tell that guy off.

He was standing up for himself.
I think you should, too.

Are you trying to
tell me how to be gay?

- Because you don't know what it's like.
- I know. You're right.

Listen, I was made
fun of in high school

and I never stood up
for myself. I wish I did.

I wish I was more
like Grant back then.

Hey.

- Good game, Grant.
- Thanks.

And thanks for the support on
the whole "that's so gay" thing.

OK, I am sorry. All right?
Yes, it offends me, too.

But, Grant, when you stand up like
that, you make our whole relationship

this huge political statement.

And it doesn't
have to be like that.

I mean,
times have changed.

It's not like it was
50 years ago.

You're right. Times are changing,
but they haven't changed.

I wasn't ready to come out
of the closet for a reason.

I do think
it's my responsibility

to stand up for myself, because
I want to be proud of who I am.

And not allow other people
to make me feel bad about it.

See?

I told you
he was great.

Grant Ellis.

Educating straight people
since...

...last week.

You look pretty hot in uniform.

You look pretty hot
in anything.

Why'd you guys choose us
over the Gamma Psi's?

- Aren't they the number one house?
- Well, um...

I might have done some
lobbying on ZBZ's behalf,

for, um...
personal reasons.

- About our conversation the other night...
- Right.

Don't even worry about that.
Because all I want to know now is:

When's our next date?

Hey, guys! So, Pete
just had a great idea.

He thinks the four of us should go
out on a double-date next weekend.

What do you think, Rebecca?

Oh, yes! A double-date
next week. Neat.

- Yeah!
- What do you think, Evan?

I think it's a great idea.

OK.

I'm glad you're spending
the night here tonight.

We have so much gossip
to catch up on,

I don't even know
where to start.

- Well, Cappie and I...
- Wait! Yes, I do.

The cute Omega Chi playing
left-base asked me out!

I know.
You've told me about 20 times.

Did I mention that Beaver was
looking for you at Dobler's?

Are you trying to ruin
my new boy buzz?

No, I just miss you.

And now you're double-dating
with Evan and Rebecca

- instead of me and Cappie.
- Well...

Maybe by the time I marry Pete, the KT
- Omega Chi feud will be over.

And Cappie can even be
in the wedding party.

Oh. You know, I almost let Cappie
talk me out of winning today.

- Wow. Someone found the "I" in team.
- No.

I meant, us. ZBZ.

And for a second there,

I was considering
striking out for him.

Should I have?

I mean, when am I supposed to compromise
what I want for a relationship?

This is going to be
trickier than I thought.

Oh, I saw you talking
to Calvin at Dobler's.

- How's all that going?
- Well...

I tried to tolerate Grant, like
you said. But it didn't work out.

- Too much of a jerk, huh?
- Yeah.

But not him. I was the jerk.
I couldn't see past the fact

that he's an Omega Chi.

But today, I saw
a side of him I liked.

The side of him
that looks like Heath?

I'm not saying we're best
friends or anything like that,

but it's a start.

- Hey, sorry I'm late.
- Dumptruck?

- Where's your pledge pin?
- Right here. Chill.

- Take it off your pants.
- Take off my pants?

No, take the pin off your pants,
and put it on your shirt,

where it's supposed to be. It's your
responsibility to be proud of who you are.

That pin is a symbol
of KT pride and tradition.

The second you stop respecting
that, then someone else does,

then someone else
does...

...then it means
nothing anymore.

OK. Now get back in there
and join your brothers.

Let's get this show
on the road.

- Go Pledge Educator Spitter.
- Yep. Rusty Cartwright.

Educating KT pledges
since... right now.

Up top.

- What movie are we watching?
- The best baseball movie ever.

- Field of Dreams?
- Bull Durham?

The Natural?

A League of Their Own.

- I love this movie so much.
- Beaver!

"There's no crying
in baseball."

Fade in. The year is 1943
in Rockford, Illinois,

and World War II has threatened
to shut down Major League Baseball.

Oh, no...

But not if Madonna
can help it.

That's right!