Go, Dog, Go (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - Board Silly/Sing for the Fences - full transcript
Tag and friends turn the streets of Pawston into an interactive board game. The dogs compete to write a new anthem for the town's anniversary bash.
- [engine zooms]
- [tires squeal]
[propeller whirring]
[electric buzz]
[tennis rackets thwacking]
♪ Bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow ♪
Go, dog, go!
- ♪ Do you like... ♪
- ♪ Fast rides in a city of dogs? ♪
- ♪ Do you like... ♪
- ♪ Fast friends always lending a paw? ♪
♪ Do you like... ♪
♪ Cars, blimps, boats,
bikes and trikes? ♪
- ♪ Just being awesome? ♪
- ♪ Welcome to Pawston ♪
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪
- ♪ Hey, go ♪
- ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪
- ♪ And do we really wanna stop? ♪
- ♪ No, no, no ♪
- ♪ So, just, go, go, go, go, go-go-go ♪
- ♪ Go, dog, go ♪
♪ Go, dog, go! ♪
*Go, DOG. GO*
Season 02 Episode 07 IMDB
Tag reads...
Episode Title: "Board Silly" 1 of 2
Aired on: Dec 07, 2021.
Hey, Tag. What's going on?
It's a beautiful day!
So let's go have some fun!
You want fun? Follow me.
So, where's the fun?
A board game?
But I want to go, dog, go!
- Not sit, dog, sit.
- What?
Tag, Treat Peak is the greatest
board game in the world!
Here, I'll show you.
First you pick a card,
the cards tell you where to move.
Fire hydrant! Yes!
Wow. The only thing I've ever seen you
this excited about is chickens.
[Scooch] You keep picking cards
and moving your piece
until you make it
to the top of Treat Peak,
where the Treat Queen
gives you the Treat Treasure!
- [fanfare plays]
- I am the Treat Queen.
Pick a Treasure Card
and win the Treat Treasure.
But watch out for Treat Trouble.
I am the Biscuit Buccaneer.
Are ye ready for
a Treat Trouble Trick?
Hop on one paw
and squawk like a parrot!
- Arrr!
- [Scooch squawks]
Oh, I feel so alive!
- Waaaah!
- It looks like a fun game,
but it's a beautiful day.
Let's go play outside.
Maybe we can do both.
Behold... the biggest game board
in the world.
So we're going to play Treat Peak,
but Pawston will be the board?
Exactly!
We start in the town center
and go through Pawston
until we get to Treat Peak.
Okay! This does sound like fun.
But how will be know where to go?
Pawston doesn't have squares on it.
No, but it will when we're finished
drawing them.
Yes! Chalk, dog, chalk!
[Beans] Ooh.
[slurping]
[coughs]
[Tag] Wow, look at that!
We did it, Scooch!
The town looks just like the board.
[siren whoops]
- [Tag] Hi, Mom!
- [Scooch] Hi, Sergeant Pooch.
[over speaker] You two know anything
about the squares drawn all over town
to make Pawston look like Treat Peak?
Yeah, that was us.
Are we in trouble?
Trouble? No!
I love Treat Peak!
Let me know if you need any help.
Actually, there is one thing you can do.
You want me to ask some dogs
to be characters from the game?
How'd you know?
I'm a mom. [Laughs]
I know everything!
And I'll be Treat Queen
'cause it's Scooch's favorite character.
Whoa. You really do know everything.
Yep. Remember that.
[Frank] I knew it.
Tag and Scooch turned Pawston
into a game of Treat Peak.
Ooh, I love that game!
The Biscuit Buccaneer
is my favorite. Arrr!
Me too, Beans.
- I actually love that game.
- Yeah.
- So we're gonna play...
- We are?
- ...and we're gonna win.
- We are?
Because we're gonna make
our own Treat Peak cards.
Or should I say, Cheat Peak cards.
[Beans gasps] A skip card?
There's only two of those
in the whole game!
Where'd you get it?
I made it, Beans.
Just now, in front of you.
And we're gonna make more,
so our deck will be all skip cards!
Which means we can skip
all the Treat Trouble
and go right to the Treat Peak!
So get to work.
But... But Treat Trouble
is the most fun part of the game.
No. Winning is the most fun part.
Are you done with the cards yet?
No, because the markers are broken!
Yeah, you gotta take...
You gotta take the caps off there, Beans.
Oh!
Are you ready to play, dog, play?
I can't wait to get to the top
of Treat Peak and win the game!
Treat Peak isn't about winning.
It's about having fun!
You pick from these cards,
and I pick from these.
- You go first.
- [Frank] Hey, Tag.
You guys, uh, playin' Treat Peak?
- Because we want in.
- Yeah!
Sorry, guys, but we only have
two decks of Treat Peak cards.
So we'll play teams.
Beans and me versus you two.
It'll be great!
Sure! Sounds fun.
[whispers]
What do you say, Scooch?
I bet we can beat Frank and Beans.
Here. You can play with my cards.
Scooch, we're up first.
[Scooch] It's a bacon.
So we go to the bacon square.
Yes!
Your turn, Frank.
Collar card?
Ohh. Now Tag and Scooch are winning.
- [Beans] Aw!
- [Tag] Yes! We're winning!
Uh, s-sorry.
I mean, yes! We're having fun!
Our turn!
Looks like we're going to Biscuit Beach.
We sure "arrr!"
That's a pirate joke.
Ooh! Can I pick the card?
Not yet, Beans.
[gasps] Our cards!
Why, Frank? Why?! [echoes]
No, Beans. These are our cards.
Oh, ho! A skip card!
Lucky us!
Beans. They're all skip cards.
- Remember?
- Huh?
Because these are the cards we made.
Oh-oh-oh-oh! Right!
'Cause we're cheating...
[muffled]
[Tag]
We're off to a good start.
I hope we don't get caught
in any Treat Trouble.
I do! That's the best part of the game!
[Scooch]
Here we are. Biscuit Beach.
[ominous fanfare plays]
- Yes!
- What is that?
Treat Trouble!
Arr. Welcome to Biscuit Beach.
Arr. I'm the Biscuit Buccaneer.
Psst! Wagnes.
Thanks for pretending to be
the Biscuit Buccaneer.
The only way to escape Biscuit Beach
is to do a Treat Trouble Trick.
Yours is Biscuit bowling.
Ye cannot move on
until ye knock down
all the biscuits
with ye bowls.
- Arr.
- See?
I told you this was
the most fun part of the game.
[Frank and Beans cheering]
[Beans giggling]
What are you guys doing?
[screech]
We picked a skip card,
so we're skipping Biscuit Beach.
And I'm skipping
because skipping is fun!
Wait. Are you guys bowling?
Yep. Biscuit bowling.
That's our Treat Trouble Trick.
Aww! I wanna do
a Treat Trouble Trick!
No time, Beans.
We've got a game to win.
[both]
Biscuit boom!
Now come on.
We've got a game to win.
[Beans laughing]
- [Tag] I can't believe they're winning.
- [Scooch] Who cares?
You're having fun, right?
Yeah. I guess I am having fun.
Okay, so pick a card.
Oh! Maybe it'll be a skunk card.
What's a skunk card?
It sends you back
to the start of the game.
Yikes. I don't want that.
I want that.
Treat Peak!
Another bacon.
The next bacon square is in...
Bacon Acres? Yes!
[Tag]
And we're passing Frank and Beans!
Guess your luck just ran out, guys!
Wrong. We make our own luck.
Yeah. And we make our own...
- Beans!
- Sorry.
[ominous fanfare plays]
Huh? More Treat Trouble?
[metallic clanking]
I'm the Bacon Bandit.
So, gimme all your bacon cards.
Here you go, Bacon Bandit.
And thanks for doing this, Manhole Dog.
My pleasure.
Now, if you want your bacon cards,
you're gonna have to catch me.
But watch out...
Bacon is slippery!
- [both laughing]
- [Beans] Aw!
I wanna do some bacon chasing!
No Treat Trouble for us, Beans.
We have a skip card.
Another skip card? But how?
Don't worry, Tag.
Let's bring home the bacon.
[both laughing]
Whoa!
- Whee!
- Yay!
I told you these Treat Trouble traps
are fun.
Hopefully we get to do another one.
[Tag]
We do get to do another one!
Keep jumping for jerky!
For I am the Jungle Jerky Jester!
[Scooch panting]
I've never gotten in so much
Treat Trouble in one game.
It's amazing!
Skip card!
No jerky jumping for us.
Your loss! This Treat Trouble Trick
is the best one yet!
Ohh!
Another skip card?
But there are only two in the game!
[gasps] Tag! I don't think
they're playing by the rules!
Yeah, that sounds like something
Frank and Beans would do.
Mostly Frank.
But the Treat Trail is just up ahead,
so they're going to get
to Treat Peak before us!
So what? You're the one who said
it's not about winning.
It's about having fun,
and we're having fun jumping for jerky.
I did say that. Good point, me.
[Beans grunting]
[Frank]
We did it, Beans!
Treat Peak!
And now for our Treat Treasure.
Not so fast.
[clears throat]
I am the Treat Queen.
Pick a treasure card
and win the Treat Treasure.
Is it a treasure card?
No, because our deck
is all skip cards.
Do you really not remember, Beans?
Remember what?
[Tag and Scooch grunting]
Unh! Ohh.
[panting]
Tag, we made it!
Go ahead, Scooch, you pick.
Let's pick together.
No treasure card. No treasure card.
No treasure card...
[both] Yes!
No! You picked a treasure card?
Nope, we picked a skunk card.
[Frank laughs]
Now you have to go back
to the beginning of the game.
Wrong. Now we get to go back
and do all
the Treat Trouble Tricks again.
Yup. This game isn't about winning,
it's about having fun. Come on!
[Tag and Scooch laughing]
Aw. Frank, I don't want to win,
I want to have fun.
Yeah, and I love the Jerky Jungle.
Yeah! Come on, let's start over!
But this time,
you have to play by the rules.
Of course we will...
Wh... Wh-What?
How do you know?
I'm a mom.
I know everything.
[manhole cover clanks]
Tag reads...
Episode Title: "Sing for the Fences"
Aired on: Dec 07, 2021.
[both]
♪ Because my tail don't lie, don't lie ♪
♪ Li-i-i-i-ie ♪
I can't believe pupstar Kelly Korgi
is coming to sing
for Pawston's 100th birthday party!
But I can't decide who to tell first.
Scooch, you can't tell anyone
Kelly is coming,
because she hasn't answered
my letters yet,
so we don't know for sure.
Okay, but it's gonna be hard
because I'm terrible
at keeping secrets.
I wonder what song Kelly's
going to sing at the party.
[announcer over P.A.]
Please rise for the Pawston Anthem!
Scooch! That's what she can sing!
The Pawston Anthem.
Because it's a song
all about Pawston,
and it's amazing. Listen.
[vocal trio]
♪ Pawston, O Pawston ♪
♪ That's what this town is called ♪
- [anthem ends]
- Actually,
the anthem isn't so amazing.
Yeah, we can't let Kelly sing that.
So what do we do?
We come up with a new anthem.
Mayor Sniffington?
What are you doing?
Uh, just breaking in my new rug.
[sniffs] Mmm!
Love that new rug smell.
Now, how can I help you?
Mayor Sniffington, we think
Pawston needs a new anthem.
Because the old anthem is, um...
It's old. And slow.
I wasn't going to say it, but...
And you're right!
Pawston deserves a better anthem.
Which is why I've been working on one.
Wait here.
[clatter]
And-a-one, and-a-two, and-a...
[playing trombone out of tune]
[trombone makes farting noise]
What do you think?
I think it's, um... different.
But maybe the new anthem
should have some words.
If words are your thing, sure.
You know, there are lots
of creative dogs in Pawston.
I bet we're not the only ones
who have ideas for a new anthem.
Scooch is right,
everyone should have shot.
So to make it fair,
we should have a contest.
Good idea.
Let's to tell everyone in town.
Follow me!
[playing trombone]
[Tag] That's right.
This is Pawston's Got Anthem,
your chance to make Pawston history.
So sign up now!
The winning anthem will be performed
at Pawston's 100th birthday party
by a mystery guest.
And the mystery guest's name is...
Scooch!
Whoops. Almost let
the dog out of the bag.
I really am terrible at keeping secrets.
So, how does this work?
Easy. Everybody writes a new anthem,
and the judges will decide
the best one
after we perform them tonight,
on stage, for the whole town!
Wait. We have to sing in front
of the whole town?
That sounds scary.
Don't worry, buddy. We got this.
We just have to write a great anthem.
So, let's write, dog, write!
Scooch, we need our anthem
to be extra special,
a celebration of what
makes Pawston great!
But there are so many great things
about Pawston.
Where do we start?
We start with our favorites.
My favorite place in Pawston
is the Speedway.
And the best place to write a song
about the Speedway
is the Speedway!
[Scooch] That make sense.
Nothing beats the Pawston Speedway.
The rumble of the engines,
the roar of the crowd...
[sniffs] The smell of burning rubber.
Yep, a speedway anthem
is a great idea.
[motor revving, tires screech]
You guys know a word
that rhymes with "speedway"?
Because we're writing our anthem
about the Speedway.
Huh? I thought we were writing
our anthem about nachos.
Nuh-uh. We scrapped that idea, Beans.
Wanna hear what we got so far?
Hit it, Beans!
♪ Speedway ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
♪ Speedway ♪
♪ Da-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
That's all we got so far.
What do you think?
I think if you're writing an anthem
about the Speedway,
we need to find a new idea.
Let's go, Scooch.
Ooh! And we need a word
that rhymes with "nachos."
We do not!
[Tag] So the Party Tree
is your favorite place in Pawston?
Yep, because this is where Pawston
welcomed me and my mom to town.
It'll always have a special place
in my heart.
Aw. That was beautiful, Scooch.
You should put that in our anthem.
[Cheddar Biscuit]
Tree, me, we, ski.
Okay, that's enough words
that rhyme with "tree."
Cheddar Biscuit?
You're writing your song
about the Party Tree?
I sure am!
- [chew toy squeaks]
- The Party Tree is the best place
to practice clown stuff.
There's no one around to get hit!
Bow-Wowzo!
We're taking a juggling break.
[fake nose honks]
Party Tree's out.
How do you feel about the beach?
Ahh. Pawston Beach.
This place is definitely anthem-worthy.
[vocal trio]
♪ That's a good line ♪
♪ Would you mind if we use it ♪
♪ In our beach-themed anthem?
♪ And could you dig us out of the sand
Please? ♪
[sighs] Well, the beach is a bust.
- What do we do now?
- Don't worry.
There's plenty of other
anthem-worthy places in Pawston.
♪ It seems like nobody's digging us out ♪
♪ Totally stuck ♪
[banjo strumming]
♪ La ♪
♪ La ♪
Or I could go ♪ La ♪
Or maybe...
The garage is gone. Next!
[doorbell ringing]
[musical doorbells all playing]
Doorbells are done. Next.
[old-timey music playing]
The blimp's booked. Next.
Finally! We found a place
no one has taken yet!
[wails on saxophone]
[sighs] I give up.
Everywhere we go,
there's dogs writing songs.
Dogs here, dogs there,
dogs everywhere!
Tag, that's it! Dogs!
Yeah, Scooch. Dogs.
Yes, dogs!
Dogs!
Wait. What are we saying?
I'm saying dogs
are the best part of Pawston,
so our anthem should be
about the dogs of Pawston!
Dogs!
[playing the blues]
[Tag and Scooch]
♪ In Pawston, friendship ♪
♪ Always takes the lead ♪
Wow! That was great!
If we do it just like that
at the contest,
our anthem will win for sure!
Yep! Except I'm afraid of
singing in front of a crowd.
Pretty sure I mentioned it.
What's the big deal?
All you have to do is get up on stage,
pour your heart out
in front of a bunch of dogs,
and hope you don't mess up.
Right. Sorry.
But you don't have to worry.
I'll be right there with you.
- You promise?
- Promise.
We're doing this together.
Now let's take it from the top.
We've got a lot of practicing to do
before the contest tonight.
And-a-one, and-a-two, and-a...
♪ O dogs of Pawston ♪
♪ Eagerly we speed ♪
♪ In Pawston, friendship ♪
♪ Always takes the lead ♪
Hoo! We must have practiced
a hundred times!
Let's make it one hundred and one.
♪ O dogs of Pawston ♪
♪ Eagerly we speed ♪
Okay, enough practice.
We're ready.
- [coughs, clears throat]
- We're ready.
- Are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.
♪ Pawston has a beach
Called Pawston Beach ♪
- ♪ La la la la la la ♪
- [strums banjo]
No, I don't like that. No.
♪ And nachos ♪
Love it!
Don't worry. None of them has...
[clearing throat]
None of them has
an anthem as good as ours.
Are you okay? Is your voice okay?
Can you sing? I'm not going
to have to do it alone, am I?
Relax, Scooch. My voice is fine.
And we're doing it together. Promise.
[coughs] Promise.
Welcome to Pawston's Got Anthem.
And welcome to our judges!
Sam Whippet, Lady Lydia,
and... Mutt field the Magnificent!
So let's see who's got anthem!
FINGER PICKING BANJO
♪ We're so glad that Pawston
is our town ♪
♪ 'Cause if it were a car
There'd be a chance of breakin' down ♪
[song ends]
♪ He, she, me, we
Pawston's in the Party Tree ♪
♪ One two three, learn to ski ♪
♪ Yippee! Yippee! ♪
♪ Pawston has a beach
Called Pawston Beach ♪
♪ And it's definitely anthem-worthy ♪
♪ We should know ♪
♪ We were buried out there
Until an hour ago ♪
[beat boxing]
♪ Speedway ♪
♪ And nachos ♪
[crickets chirping]
[saxophone wails]
Whoa! That's a big crowd.
I'm so glad we're doing this together.
[hoarse] Don't worry, Scooch.
We've got this. [Coughs]
Wait. Did you just lose your voice?
Yes.
But you can still sing, right?
No.
So I have to sing alone?
[teeth chattering]
Yes. But I'll be right here
cheering you on,
so we're still doing it together...
sort of.
- [cheers, applause]
- Thank you, Manhole Dog.
And for our final act,
please put your paws together
for Tag and Scooch!
Just sing from the heart.
[Scooch exhales]
[light switch clanks]
[Tag] Psst!
You got this, Scooch.
Piano playing song intro...
♪ O dogs of Pawston,
Eagerly we speed ♪
♪ To win a race or help a dog in need ♪
♪ O dogs of Pawston,
Brave and true ♪
♪ Sit up and howl a great haroo ♪
[all howling]
♪ In Pawston, friendship ♪
♪ Always takes the lead ♪
[song ends]
[loud cheering, applause]
[cheers, applause continue]
Well, the judges agree,
and the winner is...
[tense music playing]
...Tag and Scooch's anthem!
[crowd roars]
Thank you!
And if you liked me singing it,
just wait until Kelly Korgi sings it
because she's coming
the Pawston birthday party!
[cheers, applause]
- Scooch!
- Oops!
I told you I was terrible
at keeping secrets.
Theme music playing...
- [tires squeal]
[propeller whirring]
[electric buzz]
[tennis rackets thwacking]
♪ Bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow ♪
Go, dog, go!
- ♪ Do you like... ♪
- ♪ Fast rides in a city of dogs? ♪
- ♪ Do you like... ♪
- ♪ Fast friends always lending a paw? ♪
♪ Do you like... ♪
♪ Cars, blimps, boats,
bikes and trikes? ♪
- ♪ Just being awesome? ♪
- ♪ Welcome to Pawston ♪
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪
- ♪ Hey, go ♪
- ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪
- ♪ And do we really wanna stop? ♪
- ♪ No, no, no ♪
- ♪ So, just, go, go, go, go, go-go-go ♪
- ♪ Go, dog, go ♪
♪ Go, dog, go! ♪
*Go, DOG. GO*
Season 02 Episode 07 IMDB
Tag reads...
Episode Title: "Board Silly" 1 of 2
Aired on: Dec 07, 2021.
Hey, Tag. What's going on?
It's a beautiful day!
So let's go have some fun!
You want fun? Follow me.
So, where's the fun?
A board game?
But I want to go, dog, go!
- Not sit, dog, sit.
- What?
Tag, Treat Peak is the greatest
board game in the world!
Here, I'll show you.
First you pick a card,
the cards tell you where to move.
Fire hydrant! Yes!
Wow. The only thing I've ever seen you
this excited about is chickens.
[Scooch] You keep picking cards
and moving your piece
until you make it
to the top of Treat Peak,
where the Treat Queen
gives you the Treat Treasure!
- [fanfare plays]
- I am the Treat Queen.
Pick a Treasure Card
and win the Treat Treasure.
But watch out for Treat Trouble.
I am the Biscuit Buccaneer.
Are ye ready for
a Treat Trouble Trick?
Hop on one paw
and squawk like a parrot!
- Arrr!
- [Scooch squawks]
Oh, I feel so alive!
- Waaaah!
- It looks like a fun game,
but it's a beautiful day.
Let's go play outside.
Maybe we can do both.
Behold... the biggest game board
in the world.
So we're going to play Treat Peak,
but Pawston will be the board?
Exactly!
We start in the town center
and go through Pawston
until we get to Treat Peak.
Okay! This does sound like fun.
But how will be know where to go?
Pawston doesn't have squares on it.
No, but it will when we're finished
drawing them.
Yes! Chalk, dog, chalk!
[Beans] Ooh.
[slurping]
[coughs]
[Tag] Wow, look at that!
We did it, Scooch!
The town looks just like the board.
[siren whoops]
- [Tag] Hi, Mom!
- [Scooch] Hi, Sergeant Pooch.
[over speaker] You two know anything
about the squares drawn all over town
to make Pawston look like Treat Peak?
Yeah, that was us.
Are we in trouble?
Trouble? No!
I love Treat Peak!
Let me know if you need any help.
Actually, there is one thing you can do.
You want me to ask some dogs
to be characters from the game?
How'd you know?
I'm a mom. [Laughs]
I know everything!
And I'll be Treat Queen
'cause it's Scooch's favorite character.
Whoa. You really do know everything.
Yep. Remember that.
[Frank] I knew it.
Tag and Scooch turned Pawston
into a game of Treat Peak.
Ooh, I love that game!
The Biscuit Buccaneer
is my favorite. Arrr!
Me too, Beans.
- I actually love that game.
- Yeah.
- So we're gonna play...
- We are?
- ...and we're gonna win.
- We are?
Because we're gonna make
our own Treat Peak cards.
Or should I say, Cheat Peak cards.
[Beans gasps] A skip card?
There's only two of those
in the whole game!
Where'd you get it?
I made it, Beans.
Just now, in front of you.
And we're gonna make more,
so our deck will be all skip cards!
Which means we can skip
all the Treat Trouble
and go right to the Treat Peak!
So get to work.
But... But Treat Trouble
is the most fun part of the game.
No. Winning is the most fun part.
Are you done with the cards yet?
No, because the markers are broken!
Yeah, you gotta take...
You gotta take the caps off there, Beans.
Oh!
Are you ready to play, dog, play?
I can't wait to get to the top
of Treat Peak and win the game!
Treat Peak isn't about winning.
It's about having fun!
You pick from these cards,
and I pick from these.
- You go first.
- [Frank] Hey, Tag.
You guys, uh, playin' Treat Peak?
- Because we want in.
- Yeah!
Sorry, guys, but we only have
two decks of Treat Peak cards.
So we'll play teams.
Beans and me versus you two.
It'll be great!
Sure! Sounds fun.
[whispers]
What do you say, Scooch?
I bet we can beat Frank and Beans.
Here. You can play with my cards.
Scooch, we're up first.
[Scooch] It's a bacon.
So we go to the bacon square.
Yes!
Your turn, Frank.
Collar card?
Ohh. Now Tag and Scooch are winning.
- [Beans] Aw!
- [Tag] Yes! We're winning!
Uh, s-sorry.
I mean, yes! We're having fun!
Our turn!
Looks like we're going to Biscuit Beach.
We sure "arrr!"
That's a pirate joke.
Ooh! Can I pick the card?
Not yet, Beans.
[gasps] Our cards!
Why, Frank? Why?! [echoes]
No, Beans. These are our cards.
Oh, ho! A skip card!
Lucky us!
Beans. They're all skip cards.
- Remember?
- Huh?
Because these are the cards we made.
Oh-oh-oh-oh! Right!
'Cause we're cheating...
[muffled]
[Tag]
We're off to a good start.
I hope we don't get caught
in any Treat Trouble.
I do! That's the best part of the game!
[Scooch]
Here we are. Biscuit Beach.
[ominous fanfare plays]
- Yes!
- What is that?
Treat Trouble!
Arr. Welcome to Biscuit Beach.
Arr. I'm the Biscuit Buccaneer.
Psst! Wagnes.
Thanks for pretending to be
the Biscuit Buccaneer.
The only way to escape Biscuit Beach
is to do a Treat Trouble Trick.
Yours is Biscuit bowling.
Ye cannot move on
until ye knock down
all the biscuits
with ye bowls.
- Arr.
- See?
I told you this was
the most fun part of the game.
[Frank and Beans cheering]
[Beans giggling]
What are you guys doing?
[screech]
We picked a skip card,
so we're skipping Biscuit Beach.
And I'm skipping
because skipping is fun!
Wait. Are you guys bowling?
Yep. Biscuit bowling.
That's our Treat Trouble Trick.
Aww! I wanna do
a Treat Trouble Trick!
No time, Beans.
We've got a game to win.
[both]
Biscuit boom!
Now come on.
We've got a game to win.
[Beans laughing]
- [Tag] I can't believe they're winning.
- [Scooch] Who cares?
You're having fun, right?
Yeah. I guess I am having fun.
Okay, so pick a card.
Oh! Maybe it'll be a skunk card.
What's a skunk card?
It sends you back
to the start of the game.
Yikes. I don't want that.
I want that.
Treat Peak!
Another bacon.
The next bacon square is in...
Bacon Acres? Yes!
[Tag]
And we're passing Frank and Beans!
Guess your luck just ran out, guys!
Wrong. We make our own luck.
Yeah. And we make our own...
- Beans!
- Sorry.
[ominous fanfare plays]
Huh? More Treat Trouble?
[metallic clanking]
I'm the Bacon Bandit.
So, gimme all your bacon cards.
Here you go, Bacon Bandit.
And thanks for doing this, Manhole Dog.
My pleasure.
Now, if you want your bacon cards,
you're gonna have to catch me.
But watch out...
Bacon is slippery!
- [both laughing]
- [Beans] Aw!
I wanna do some bacon chasing!
No Treat Trouble for us, Beans.
We have a skip card.
Another skip card? But how?
Don't worry, Tag.
Let's bring home the bacon.
[both laughing]
Whoa!
- Whee!
- Yay!
I told you these Treat Trouble traps
are fun.
Hopefully we get to do another one.
[Tag]
We do get to do another one!
Keep jumping for jerky!
For I am the Jungle Jerky Jester!
[Scooch panting]
I've never gotten in so much
Treat Trouble in one game.
It's amazing!
Skip card!
No jerky jumping for us.
Your loss! This Treat Trouble Trick
is the best one yet!
Ohh!
Another skip card?
But there are only two in the game!
[gasps] Tag! I don't think
they're playing by the rules!
Yeah, that sounds like something
Frank and Beans would do.
Mostly Frank.
But the Treat Trail is just up ahead,
so they're going to get
to Treat Peak before us!
So what? You're the one who said
it's not about winning.
It's about having fun,
and we're having fun jumping for jerky.
I did say that. Good point, me.
[Beans grunting]
[Frank]
We did it, Beans!
Treat Peak!
And now for our Treat Treasure.
Not so fast.
[clears throat]
I am the Treat Queen.
Pick a treasure card
and win the Treat Treasure.
Is it a treasure card?
No, because our deck
is all skip cards.
Do you really not remember, Beans?
Remember what?
[Tag and Scooch grunting]
Unh! Ohh.
[panting]
Tag, we made it!
Go ahead, Scooch, you pick.
Let's pick together.
No treasure card. No treasure card.
No treasure card...
[both] Yes!
No! You picked a treasure card?
Nope, we picked a skunk card.
[Frank laughs]
Now you have to go back
to the beginning of the game.
Wrong. Now we get to go back
and do all
the Treat Trouble Tricks again.
Yup. This game isn't about winning,
it's about having fun. Come on!
[Tag and Scooch laughing]
Aw. Frank, I don't want to win,
I want to have fun.
Yeah, and I love the Jerky Jungle.
Yeah! Come on, let's start over!
But this time,
you have to play by the rules.
Of course we will...
Wh... Wh-What?
How do you know?
I'm a mom.
I know everything.
[manhole cover clanks]
Tag reads...
Episode Title: "Sing for the Fences"
Aired on: Dec 07, 2021.
[both]
♪ Because my tail don't lie, don't lie ♪
♪ Li-i-i-i-ie ♪
I can't believe pupstar Kelly Korgi
is coming to sing
for Pawston's 100th birthday party!
But I can't decide who to tell first.
Scooch, you can't tell anyone
Kelly is coming,
because she hasn't answered
my letters yet,
so we don't know for sure.
Okay, but it's gonna be hard
because I'm terrible
at keeping secrets.
I wonder what song Kelly's
going to sing at the party.
[announcer over P.A.]
Please rise for the Pawston Anthem!
Scooch! That's what she can sing!
The Pawston Anthem.
Because it's a song
all about Pawston,
and it's amazing. Listen.
[vocal trio]
♪ Pawston, O Pawston ♪
♪ That's what this town is called ♪
- [anthem ends]
- Actually,
the anthem isn't so amazing.
Yeah, we can't let Kelly sing that.
So what do we do?
We come up with a new anthem.
Mayor Sniffington?
What are you doing?
Uh, just breaking in my new rug.
[sniffs] Mmm!
Love that new rug smell.
Now, how can I help you?
Mayor Sniffington, we think
Pawston needs a new anthem.
Because the old anthem is, um...
It's old. And slow.
I wasn't going to say it, but...
And you're right!
Pawston deserves a better anthem.
Which is why I've been working on one.
Wait here.
[clatter]
And-a-one, and-a-two, and-a...
[playing trombone out of tune]
[trombone makes farting noise]
What do you think?
I think it's, um... different.
But maybe the new anthem
should have some words.
If words are your thing, sure.
You know, there are lots
of creative dogs in Pawston.
I bet we're not the only ones
who have ideas for a new anthem.
Scooch is right,
everyone should have shot.
So to make it fair,
we should have a contest.
Good idea.
Let's to tell everyone in town.
Follow me!
[playing trombone]
[Tag] That's right.
This is Pawston's Got Anthem,
your chance to make Pawston history.
So sign up now!
The winning anthem will be performed
at Pawston's 100th birthday party
by a mystery guest.
And the mystery guest's name is...
Scooch!
Whoops. Almost let
the dog out of the bag.
I really am terrible at keeping secrets.
So, how does this work?
Easy. Everybody writes a new anthem,
and the judges will decide
the best one
after we perform them tonight,
on stage, for the whole town!
Wait. We have to sing in front
of the whole town?
That sounds scary.
Don't worry, buddy. We got this.
We just have to write a great anthem.
So, let's write, dog, write!
Scooch, we need our anthem
to be extra special,
a celebration of what
makes Pawston great!
But there are so many great things
about Pawston.
Where do we start?
We start with our favorites.
My favorite place in Pawston
is the Speedway.
And the best place to write a song
about the Speedway
is the Speedway!
[Scooch] That make sense.
Nothing beats the Pawston Speedway.
The rumble of the engines,
the roar of the crowd...
[sniffs] The smell of burning rubber.
Yep, a speedway anthem
is a great idea.
[motor revving, tires screech]
You guys know a word
that rhymes with "speedway"?
Because we're writing our anthem
about the Speedway.
Huh? I thought we were writing
our anthem about nachos.
Nuh-uh. We scrapped that idea, Beans.
Wanna hear what we got so far?
Hit it, Beans!
♪ Speedway ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
♪ Speedway ♪
♪ Da-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
That's all we got so far.
What do you think?
I think if you're writing an anthem
about the Speedway,
we need to find a new idea.
Let's go, Scooch.
Ooh! And we need a word
that rhymes with "nachos."
We do not!
[Tag] So the Party Tree
is your favorite place in Pawston?
Yep, because this is where Pawston
welcomed me and my mom to town.
It'll always have a special place
in my heart.
Aw. That was beautiful, Scooch.
You should put that in our anthem.
[Cheddar Biscuit]
Tree, me, we, ski.
Okay, that's enough words
that rhyme with "tree."
Cheddar Biscuit?
You're writing your song
about the Party Tree?
I sure am!
- [chew toy squeaks]
- The Party Tree is the best place
to practice clown stuff.
There's no one around to get hit!
Bow-Wowzo!
We're taking a juggling break.
[fake nose honks]
Party Tree's out.
How do you feel about the beach?
Ahh. Pawston Beach.
This place is definitely anthem-worthy.
[vocal trio]
♪ That's a good line ♪
♪ Would you mind if we use it ♪
♪ In our beach-themed anthem?
♪ And could you dig us out of the sand
Please? ♪
[sighs] Well, the beach is a bust.
- What do we do now?
- Don't worry.
There's plenty of other
anthem-worthy places in Pawston.
♪ It seems like nobody's digging us out ♪
♪ Totally stuck ♪
[banjo strumming]
♪ La ♪
♪ La ♪
Or I could go ♪ La ♪
Or maybe...
The garage is gone. Next!
[doorbell ringing]
[musical doorbells all playing]
Doorbells are done. Next.
[old-timey music playing]
The blimp's booked. Next.
Finally! We found a place
no one has taken yet!
[wails on saxophone]
[sighs] I give up.
Everywhere we go,
there's dogs writing songs.
Dogs here, dogs there,
dogs everywhere!
Tag, that's it! Dogs!
Yeah, Scooch. Dogs.
Yes, dogs!
Dogs!
Wait. What are we saying?
I'm saying dogs
are the best part of Pawston,
so our anthem should be
about the dogs of Pawston!
Dogs!
[playing the blues]
[Tag and Scooch]
♪ In Pawston, friendship ♪
♪ Always takes the lead ♪
Wow! That was great!
If we do it just like that
at the contest,
our anthem will win for sure!
Yep! Except I'm afraid of
singing in front of a crowd.
Pretty sure I mentioned it.
What's the big deal?
All you have to do is get up on stage,
pour your heart out
in front of a bunch of dogs,
and hope you don't mess up.
Right. Sorry.
But you don't have to worry.
I'll be right there with you.
- You promise?
- Promise.
We're doing this together.
Now let's take it from the top.
We've got a lot of practicing to do
before the contest tonight.
And-a-one, and-a-two, and-a...
♪ O dogs of Pawston ♪
♪ Eagerly we speed ♪
♪ In Pawston, friendship ♪
♪ Always takes the lead ♪
Hoo! We must have practiced
a hundred times!
Let's make it one hundred and one.
♪ O dogs of Pawston ♪
♪ Eagerly we speed ♪
Okay, enough practice.
We're ready.
- [coughs, clears throat]
- We're ready.
- Are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.
♪ Pawston has a beach
Called Pawston Beach ♪
- ♪ La la la la la la ♪
- [strums banjo]
No, I don't like that. No.
♪ And nachos ♪
Love it!
Don't worry. None of them has...
[clearing throat]
None of them has
an anthem as good as ours.
Are you okay? Is your voice okay?
Can you sing? I'm not going
to have to do it alone, am I?
Relax, Scooch. My voice is fine.
And we're doing it together. Promise.
[coughs] Promise.
Welcome to Pawston's Got Anthem.
And welcome to our judges!
Sam Whippet, Lady Lydia,
and... Mutt field the Magnificent!
So let's see who's got anthem!
FINGER PICKING BANJO
♪ We're so glad that Pawston
is our town ♪
♪ 'Cause if it were a car
There'd be a chance of breakin' down ♪
[song ends]
♪ He, she, me, we
Pawston's in the Party Tree ♪
♪ One two three, learn to ski ♪
♪ Yippee! Yippee! ♪
♪ Pawston has a beach
Called Pawston Beach ♪
♪ And it's definitely anthem-worthy ♪
♪ We should know ♪
♪ We were buried out there
Until an hour ago ♪
[beat boxing]
♪ Speedway ♪
♪ And nachos ♪
[crickets chirping]
[saxophone wails]
Whoa! That's a big crowd.
I'm so glad we're doing this together.
[hoarse] Don't worry, Scooch.
We've got this. [Coughs]
Wait. Did you just lose your voice?
Yes.
But you can still sing, right?
No.
So I have to sing alone?
[teeth chattering]
Yes. But I'll be right here
cheering you on,
so we're still doing it together...
sort of.
- [cheers, applause]
- Thank you, Manhole Dog.
And for our final act,
please put your paws together
for Tag and Scooch!
Just sing from the heart.
[Scooch exhales]
[light switch clanks]
[Tag] Psst!
You got this, Scooch.
Piano playing song intro...
♪ O dogs of Pawston,
Eagerly we speed ♪
♪ To win a race or help a dog in need ♪
♪ O dogs of Pawston,
Brave and true ♪
♪ Sit up and howl a great haroo ♪
[all howling]
♪ In Pawston, friendship ♪
♪ Always takes the lead ♪
[song ends]
[loud cheering, applause]
[cheers, applause continue]
Well, the judges agree,
and the winner is...
[tense music playing]
...Tag and Scooch's anthem!
[crowd roars]
Thank you!
And if you liked me singing it,
just wait until Kelly Korgi sings it
because she's coming
the Pawston birthday party!
[cheers, applause]
- Scooch!
- Oops!
I told you I was terrible
at keeping secrets.
Theme music playing...