Go, Dog, Go (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - Raiders of the Lost Bark/Slow Dog Slow - full transcript

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Season 02 Episode 06 IMDB

Tag reads...
Episode Title: "Raiders of the Lost Bark"
Aired on: Dec 07, 2021.

Time to play some
Sniff and Seek.

You ready, Scooch?

My sniffer's always ready.

Take a whiff of item number one.

Rubbery.

- Next.
- Leathery.

- Next.
- Oily.

- Got it.
- Great.

Now wait here
while I go hide everything.

Finished! Okay, on the count of three,
start seeking.

One, two...

The tennis ball's in the cupboard,



the baseball glove's in the garage,

and the wrench is behind your back.

Scooch!
You're a Sniff 'n' Seek ace!

What can I say?

- My nose knows.
- Whoo-hoo! Yes!

- Sounds like Gilber.
- I found it!

Sounds like he found something.

Hey, Gilber! What'd you find?

Oh, just the most important discovery
in the history of the world.

A golden slipper
of the ancient Coyotecs!

- The who?
- The Coyotecs.

They were a tribe of dogs
from a long time ago.

They loved chewing things,

but their favorite thing to chew
was slippers.

They loved slippers so much

they made two out of gold

because slippers
always come in pairs.

And I found one of them

because I'm a "barkeologist."

A bark-o-what-a-gist?

Barkeologist.
I find old things.

So can we see the slipper?

No! This gold is so old,

one wrong touch
could break it into pieces.

Please, Gilber?

The puppy dog eyes won't work, Tag.

I'm gonna hide this in my secret spot.
Close your eyes.

No peeking.

Well, I'm off
to my collar collecting meeting.

Terrance is giving a talk
on snaps versus buckles.

I'll be home for dinner!

I gotta find it.

But it could be anywhere.

Or it's in the mailbox.

Gilber's secret spot is the mailbox?

Whoa!

Okay, we saw it. Now let's put it back
before something bad happens.

Good thinking, Scooch.

I'll just carefully put it back and...

A a a ah!

We broke the most important discovery
in the history of the world!

- Gilber's gonna flip out!
- No, he's not.

Because we're gonna fix the slipper
before he gets home.

I fix cars all the time.

How hard could a golden slipper be?

Glue.

Hammer.

Wrench.

- Sandwich.
- Sandwich?

Fixing things makes me hungry.

And... done.

Wow. You did it, Tag.
It's perfect!

It's just a little dusty.

Wow. That gold was really old.

Turns out fixing cars
is way easier than fixing slippers.

Yeah, so I guess we have to tell Gilber
what happened now.

We can't! He'll be so mad!

But, Tag, it's a golden slipper.

We can't just make him a new one.

That's a great idea, Scooch!

You can bake him a new one!

Bake? Did I say bake?

Flour.

Sugar.

Butter.

Sandwich.

You really baked us
out of trouble this time, Scooch.

I just hope they don't...

...do that.

Good thing there's another one.

I just hope that one doesn't...

...do that.

Ahh.

Delicious. But why'd you make two?

Because Gilber said
slippers always come in pairs.

Yes! There are two golden slippers!

Do you realize what this means?

We're still not gonna tell Gilber?

Yep! Because we're gonna find
the other golden slipper,

using your golden sniffer.

Let's go get Gilber's map.

Sure. It's not like the situation
can get much worse.

Right, Bake-O-Matic?

I hope.

According to the map,

there's a secret cave
inside the Hedge Maze.

That's where Gilber found
the golden slipper.

Okay, then,

into the Hedge Maze!

Left.

Right.

East.

West!

South!

Up!

Around Manhole Dog!

And... stop!

- Dead end?
- Maybe...

...but I smell cave.

So let's wedge through that hedge.

Go, dog, go!

What?! No!

We're gonna crash!

Or not.

It's so dark I can barely see.

Good thing I brought these headlamps.

Whoa!

Secret caves rule.

Yeah. So cool.

But let's find that golden slipper

and get out of here
as soon as possible.

Those look like stepping bones.

You're right.

But if we step on the wrong one,
I think we'll fall.

Yeah, that's not good.

But how do we know
which bone to step on?

Easy.
I can smell where Gilber stepped.

But one problem:

I'm afraid of dark voids.

Then hop on my back
and close your eyes!

You do the sniffing,
and I'll do the stepping.

But what if I'm wrong?

Relax, buddy.
It's just like Sniff 'n' Seek.

Seize the scent.

Step on that one.

Yes! Keep sniffin'!

And that one.

And that one.

Step on that one.

I think that one.

Oops, not that one! That one!

Whoa!

- Ohh.
- I got this.

That one over there.

That one! And that one!

- Yay!
- Whoo!

Way to follow your nose, Scooch.

Now let's find that slipper!

Did I mention I'm also
scared of dark tunnels?

The map says all we have to do
is go through this chamber without...

making any noise.

What's that, Scooch?

Speak up!

Shhh!

Oh! Can't make too much noise.

Got it!

I mean, got it.

Phew.

What do you think this ball means?

Ah... ah-choo!

Oops.

I think it means...

run!

Game, set, match, tennis ball!

Look over there!

No, no, no, no!
Not another dark void!

We got this, Scooch.

See? Easy-peasy.

More like easy-queasy!

Ya know, Tag, when I broke
my mom's best mug,

I was so afraid to tell her.

But then I did,
and she understood.

And I never had to swing on a rope!

But Gilber would never forgive me,
and we're running out of time!

Okay, guess I'll take a swing.

Ha! Snaps are better than buckles.

Ha! Nice try, Terrance.

Tag!

Tag!

Scooch! Hang on!

I can't! My paws are slipping!

- Unh!
- Gotcha!

Oh, no! The map!

Ohh. That was too close.
I'm so sorry.

So am I. I dropped the map.

Now we're never gonna find
the other golden slipper.

That's okay.

I was wrong. It's too dangerous.

You're way more important to me
than a slipper.

Thanks. But what about Gilber?

I'll tell him the truth...
Just like you said.

Let's go home.

How? We don't have a map.

We'll just go back
the way we came.

Have I ever steered us wrong?

Tag, I think you steered us wrong.

All these caves look the same.

Yeah, we're lost.

But we gotta be close.
Do you smell Hedge Maze?

Nope.

Just getting a lot of cave.

Oh! And Gilber.

Sharp sniffing, Scooch!

Gilber, what are you doing here?

I'm here to rescue you!

When I saw the golden slipper
and the map were missing,

I figured you broke the slipper,
tried to fix it, couldn't,

and then went to find
the other slipper because...

Slippers always come in pairs.

Hm. I'm sorry, Gilber.

I should have just told you the truth,

and none of this
would have happened.

I forgive you.

Now, let's get home for dinner.

I had no idea you were
such a good barkeologist.

Wait a sec.

Do I smell... slipper?

We found it!

The other golden slipper!

Don't worry, Gilber. I'll be careful.

Tag, wait!

- Yes!
- No!

Duck!

Whew!

I think I'm done with secret caves.

And as the cave crumbled,

we barely made it to the Hedge Maze!

And that's how we discovered
the second golden slipper

of the ancient Coyotec pack.

Ooh! Can I hold it?

Better not. One wrong touch
could break it into...

...pieces.

Ohh.

Tag reads...
Episode Title: "Slow Dog Slow" 2 of 2

Try to keep up, Race Cadets!

He's talking to you, Wind,

because I'm winning this race.

Is this a race?

If it is, it's the slowest race ever.

Yeah, Sam, what's the deal?

These new cars aren't very fast.

But they're very roomy!

And comfy!

Because these cars
aren't for racing.

Welcome to the Happy Tails
Senior Center, Race Cadets.

Senior center?

That's right. It's where
some of Pawston's older dogs live.

Today will be a nice change of pace.

We're gonna slow our roll
and lend a paw in our community.

Slow our roll?

We're the Race Cadets,
not the Slow Cadets.

These senior dogs don't move
as fast as they used to,

so we need to go at their pace.

Each Race Cadet team
will be paired with a senior dog

to complete the activities
on this list.

You'll take them to the beach to relax,

to the park for a stroll,

and to the town center
for some relaxing exercise.

Yes. This is my kind of day.

And each team
that completes their list

and brings their senior dog
back in time for dinner

gets a special Race Cadet sticker
for their race car.

Ooh!

Yes! I love stickers!

Me too, and we are so winning that.

It's not about winning.

Today is about giving your senior dog
the best day.

Now it's time to meet your senior dogs.

So, slow, dogs, slow!

Says here our senior dog
is Leo Howlstead.

There he is on the bench!

I think he's asleep.

Wow. We really are
slowing our roll.

Uh, hello?
Mr. Howlstead?

How's it goin'?!

Ha! Gotcha!

Just havin' a little fun.

I'm Leo.
And who do we have here?

I'm Tag. This is Scooch.

Nice to meet you, Leo.
We're gonna have a great day!

A great slow day.

I hope not!

Leo?

Lets roll!

I like this guy.

We have a few relaxing things
planned for today, sir.

Call me Leo.

Will do, Leo... sir.

First stop, the beach.

I love the beach!

I also love doing this...

There, Leo.

Maximum shade
for maximum beach relaxing.

We can check "beach" off the list.

Okay, Leo,
you're all set to relax.

We lost Leo!

Over here!

Let's row, row, row this boat!

Leo, the list says to relax
on the beach.

Boats are not on the list.

It's a rowboat,
and rowboats are very relaxing.

You call this relaxing?!

I do! Owoooo!

Me too!

Hey, Leo,
where'd you learn how to row like that?

When I was a kid,
I was in the Row Cadets.

Back in my day,
we didn't have race cars.

We had to make our own speed...
with our paws!

Whoa! How far can you row?

Not sure. Let's find out.

Uh,
we're really far from shore,

and, um, it's time
for a delightful stroll in the park.

Scooch is right. This is fun,
but we should head back.

All right.

- As fast as possible.
- You're on!

Row, dogs, row!

Stroll in the park, here we come!

Ahh. I love a good stroll.

When you're walking,
you're going somewhere.

But when you're strolling,
you're already there.

Take a right up here.

But the park is the other way.

But my favorite park is that way!

And the list just says "park," so...

Leo's favorite park it is!

The Amusement Bark?

Best park in Pawston.

I haven't been here in years!

Yeah, this is my kind of park...
A park with nachos!

Nachos? Bring 'em on!

Tag, what about the strolling?

Who says you can't stroll with nachos?

You were right, Scooch.
Strolling is fun.

Usually strolling has less noise.

And less cheese.

Mm!

Check. Race Cadet sticker,
here we come!

Next item...

Hey! They've got the bowl-over game!

I love that game.

Step right up to bowl-over.

Knock down all the bowls
and win a prize, if you dare.

Looks fun, Leo,
but we have to keep moving,

and this game takes forever.

Winner.

Whoa! First try?

Leo, where'd you learn
to throw like that?

I used to pitch
for the Pawston Get Sox.

You were a pro fetch player?

I don't believe it!

Whoa!

Winner.

Again.

I believe it.

Well, that was fun.

Now time for that relaxing exercise class.

Hold on. There's just one more thing
I want to do at the park.

This is definitely not strolling!

Whoo!

That was a blast!

But you know what's
an even bigger blast?

Skydiving!

Sorry, Leo, but we have

just enough time
for the exercise class

before we head back for dinner.

Ah, right.

Meatloaf Monday,
just like every other Monday.

Are they napping?

No, it's yoga.

A nice slow, relaxing exercise.

They're doing the Downward Dog.

Here, I'll show you.

Eh, too slow for me.

I know an exercise class
that's more my speed.

Well, the list doesn't say
what kind of exercise class.

Right. And then it's back
to the senior center

for Meatloaf Monday
and our Race Cadet sticker!

Come on, Scooch.

I think I'll nama-stay.

- Why?
- Because I'm nama-stuck.

Woof! Woof!

Woof!

Kickbarksing!
That's more my style!

Me... too!

I'm exhausted.

Less bark, more kick!

Yes, Beefsteak!

It's time to head back...

to the senior center...

now.

Great workout.
Where to next?

That was the last activity
on the list,

so back to the senior center.

Already? How about we do
one more fun thing?

Like skydiving! Huh?

Sorry, Leo, we can't.
There's no time.

Okay. In that case,

I'll make time!

See ya back at the Happy Tails!

What do we do?
Do we call the senior center?

Do we call Sam?
Do we call my mom?

Let's not panic.
We just have to find him.

How? He has the car!

So what? We'll take my scooter.

We don't have the scooter!

You were saying?

Impressive! But where do we look?

He's skydiving...
so we look up.

Leo?

Sorry!

Leo?

Sorry!

Manhole Dog!

Sorry!

We've looked everywhere,
and no Leo.

What are we gonna do?

I've got an idea.

There. You look great.

Tag, this is never going to work.

You look just like Leo.
It can't fail.

Hey, Tag. Hey, Scooch.

- It failed.
- Where's Leo?

Did you lose him?

Yes, we lost Leo.

Well, I just found him.
He's on top of that blimp.

Whoa!

We're never gonna make it.

Sure we are, Scooch.
We just need a little boost.

Hey! You made it!

Leo, we don't have time for this.

We gotta get you back
to the senior center.

I know, it's Meatloaf Monday.

But I've wanted to go skydiving
my whole life!

And who knows
when I'll get another chance?

It's Leo's day, Scooch.

And a sticker is just a sticker.

You're right.

So we're doing this?

Yep. Right after I do this.

Hey, Leo.

Looks like skydiving
is on the list.

Yes!

Why couldn't Leo's thing be pottery?

Don't worry, Scooch.

If you think about it,
skydiving is just strolling in the clouds.

Okay, we're all set!

On the count of three, we jump.

- One...
- Oh, why wait?

Three!

Yeah!

- Whoo! Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!

- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo!

Hey, Wind. How was the meatloaf?

It's meatloaf.
You didn't miss much.

But we did miss the stickers.

I want to thank you kids
for everything.

Especially the skydiving.

Today was a great day.

You're right. It was a great day.

Even without the stickers.

You mean these stickers?

But we didn't get back in time.

But you gave Leo the best day,

and that's what this day
was all about.

I didn't know you two liked stickers.

- Maybe you'll like these.
- Whoa!

Row Cadet stickers?

So awesome!

And they're way better
than the meatloaf.

Trust me.

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