Go, Dog, Go (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 8 - Fast Frank's Fixit/Tail-kwondo - full transcript
- [engine zooms]
- [tires squeal]
[propeller whirring]
[electric buzz]
[rackets thwacking]
- ♪ Bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow ♪
- Go, dog, go!
- ♪ Do you like... ♪
- ♪ Fast rides in a city of dogs? ♪
- ♪ Do you like... ♪
- ♪ Fast friends always lending a paw? ♪
♪ Do you like... ♪
♪ Cars, blimps, boats,
bikes and trikes? ♪
- ♪ Just being awesome? ♪
- ♪ Welcome to Pawston ♪
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪
- ♪ Hey, go ♪
- ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪
- ♪ And do we really wanna stop? ♪
- ♪ No, no, no ♪
- ♪ Go, dog, go ♪
- ♪ So, just, go, go, go, go, go-go-go ♪
♪ Go, dog, go! ♪
*Go, DOG. GO*
Season 02 Episode 08 IMDB
Tag reads...
Episode Title: "Fast Frank's Fixit." 1 of 2
Aired on: Dec 07, 2021.
[Grandpaw]
Screwdriver, Scooch.
Is that the hammery one?
The hammery one is the hammer, Scooch.
So that's why they call it a hammer!
Mayor Sniffington's car is almost ready.
I can't wait to see her face
when she picks it up.
Yep. Doing a good job
is a great feeling, Tag.
And the treats the customers give us
aren't bad either. [Chuckles]
Tools down, Grandpaw.
We can't be late
for the old-timey car show.
Don't worry,
I'll finish fixing the Mayor's car.
That's why you're in charge
of the garage while we're gone.
Oh! Should be a busy one.
Cars always need fixing
on hot days like this.
Now, let's get moving, Gramps!
- Have fun!
- Good luck!
Next time you see me,
this car will be all fixed.
[Mayor Sniffington]
Hello there, citizens!
Hello, Mayor Sniffington.
That's Chief Mechanic for the day Barker,
and I'm Assistant to the Chief Mechanic
for the day Pooch.
Your car's all fixed, Mayor.
Of course it is!
That's why I brought it
to the Pawtomotive Garage.
It's the best, and only, garage in town.
Here's a treat for your trouble.
- Bye!
- Thank you!
[musical car horn blows]
Our first happy customer, Scooch.
And...
our first treat.
Did you say treat?
Yeah, did ya?
Uh, hi, Frank and Beans.
Yep, the Pawtomotive's customers
like to give us treats
for a job well done.
Treats for fixing cars?
Beans, huddle.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah, but where
are we gonna get a blue giraffe?
What? No.
We'll open our own garage,
so we can get all the treats.
What are you guys whispering about?
We're gonna start our own...
Nothin'! Break!
So, now what do we do?
Now, we wait
for more customers to roll in.
[singers on radio] ♪ Paws in the air
'cause we're making our mark now ♪
♪ It's time to bark... ♪
[Scooch] So how long do we wait?
I think we've listened
to this Barkapella song twenty times.
Ooh, make that 21 times.
[sighs] I don't get it.
I thought we'd have
more customers by now.
Especially on such a hot day.
[horn toots]
A customer!
[engine whirrs, horn toots]
Aw...
[small horn honks]
[Tag gasps]
[small horn honks]
[Tag sighs]
[Scooch]
Um, Tag?
[sighs] Don't bother.
It's probably just a goose
or a boat or a...
[car horn honks]
Car!
Good morning, sir.
Welcome to the Pawtomotive.
How can we help you?
Oil change? New tires?
Do you know the way to Fast Frank's Fixit?
I need my car fixed in a hurry.
Fast Frank's Fixit? Wh-What's that?
Uh, maybe it has something
to do with Beans over there.
Need your car fixed fast?
Fast Frankie'll take care of it! Fast!
Oh! [Chuckles] There it is. Thanks!
[Tag]
Beans, what are you doing?
Welcoming you to Fast Frank's Fixit!
Frank fixes cars now.
Fast! And I hold this thing
and say stuff about it!
Fast Frank's promise,
to fix any car in five minutes flat.
You can't fix every car
in only five minutes.
Watch me.
All done, ma'am!
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a lot of cars to fix
and treats to collect. Next!
I'm telling you, Scooch,
Frank can't fix all these cars that fast.
But these dogs think he can.
Look! Frank's taking all our customers!
Well, then,
we just have to take 'em back.
Bring your car
to the Pawston Pawtomotive.
We fix your car right!
Come to Fast Frank's,
where a fix-up takes a fast five!
Come to Pawston Pawtomotive,
where we give you service with a smile!
And a balloon!
Fast Frank's will fix your car
in five minutes.
Now, that's fast!
Plus, I'll give you
this Frank balloon face.
They're getting so many treats.
What if we start giving treats?
We have hot dogs, folks!
A reliable meal, just like the reliable
service here at the Pawtomotive!
We're out of ketchup,
but we have mustard!
[voice echoing]
Turbo dogs, dogs, dogs,
get your fast fix of franks
at Fast Frank's Fixit!
Home of the five-minute-fix up!
And a six-foot-long turbo dog!
And... we have plenty of ketchup!
[tires squeal]
[singers on radio] ♪ It's time
to bark in the park in the dark ♪
[Tag] There's something fishy
going on at Fast Frank's.
Nobody is that fast.
[Scooch] How are we
going to get our customers back?
Man, this song is catchy!
[Tag]
That's it! We'll use music.
We need to get
the Barkapellas to perform.
Live! Right here
in front of the Pawtomotive!
[singing] ♪ The Pawtomotive
fixes cars correctly ♪
♪ At an adequate pace ♪
♪ Pawtomotive Pawston,
Pawtomotive ♪
See, Scooch? I knew
our customers would come around.
[Beans] Attention Pawston!
Breaking Fixit news!
Fast Frank's is now offering
4-minute fix-its!
♪ Did he really say four minutes? ♪
♪ Okay, now we're impressed ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
[tires squealing]
Four-minute fix-its?
Yeah. Five minutes was ridiculous,
but four is impossible!
[sighs] I guess that's it, Scooch.
If everyone's just going to go
to Fast Frank's,
we might as well close
the Pawtomotive.
[musical car horn blows]
The Mayor!
We have a pawtomotive emergency!
Cars are breaking down all over Pawston.
[gasps] It must be because of Frank!
I knew he couldn't fix
all those cars in five minutes!
Pawston needs us, Scooch.
Let's fix, dog, fix!
[tires screech]
Whoa. This is a disaster!
Eh, could be worse.
See? I told you it could be worse!
[gasps] Tape? So, that's how
Frank fixed the cars so fast.
But you can't fix a car with tape.
Even I know that.
Well, that's why these cars
are breaking down.
So, what do we do?
We're going to fix these cars,
and we're going to fix them right.
♪ If you've got a car
sooner or later ♪
♪ Somethin' on it will break ♪
♪ Pawtomotive Pawston,
Pawtomotive ♪
♪ And taping it together
really fast is probably a mistake ♪
♪ Pawtomotive Pawston,
Pawtomotive ♪
♪ You need somebody with
more than half an hour in the biz ♪
♪ The Barkapellas came
to tell you who that somebody is ♪
♪ Pawston Pawtomotive 'cause your car
deserves better than tape ♪
♪ Pawtomotive Pawston,
Pawtomotive ♪
[Tag]
Do you like your car now?
[Lady Lydia]
Yes! Yes, I do!
That's all of them, Scooch.
Now let's go stop Frank
from ruining any more cars.
[Scooch, muffled]
Or using any more tape!
[Frank]
There ya go. All done.
[all]
♪ Thank you, Fast Frankie! ♪
- Beans.
- Huh?
We're running a little low on tape.
Could you go get some more?
Sure thing, Frank.
I'll catch a ride to the tape store
with the Barkapellas.
Wait up, guys!
[Tag] We know
what you're doing, Frank.
You're not fixing cars,
you're just patching them up with tape.
That's not true!
I also started using paper clips,
and rubber bands,
couple of shoelaces, and chewing gum.
Besides, my customers are happy.
Just look at all the treats.
Frank, all of your customers' cars
have been breaking down.
Not true! The Barkapellas' car
is still going!
♪ That's because we can't stop! ♪
[Beans] Help me, Fast Frankie!
The car won't slow down!
[Frank] We have to save Beans!
And those, uh, those other dogs too!
[Tag] Their go-pedal must be stuck!
Everyone, grab some tools.
Let's go, dog. Go!
♪ We're in a place
that we don't wanna be ♪
♪ And seein' scenery
we don't wanna see ♪
♪ In a direction that we don't wanna go ♪
♪ I'd say we're out of control ♪
♪ That's because
we can't stop this car ♪
♪ Now here we are ♪
♪ Stuck in a runaway, runaway ♪
♪ If there's a way to fix something fast
that does not last ♪
♪ We'll pick some other way, any day ♪
♪ Runaway car, runaway car ♪
♪ We're reaching speeds
that we don't wanna reach ♪
♪ This isn't how
we like to go to the beach ♪
♪ Knowing we're not even
slowing down in the sand ♪
♪ Seriously, what's the plan? ♪
[Beans]
Help!
We're coming, Beans!
What're we gonna do?
Engaging autopilot!
Swivel me, Scooch!
♪ Like we said, we can't
stop this car ♪
♪ Now here we are ♪
♪ Stuck in a runaway ♪
Tag, not to rush you, but the thing is
we're heading straight for the water!
[sharp gasp]
Quickly, Frank! Hand me that tape!
Oh, sure, now she wants the tape.
Frank!
♪ Like we said, we can't stop this car ♪
♪ Now here we are,
stuck in a runaway ♪
There! Good as new!
Tag! Water!
♪ ...some other way, any day ♪
♪ Runaway car ♪
♪ Runaway car ♪
♪ Runaway car ♪
Beans! You're safe!
Frank! You're Frank!
What a day, huh, Scooch?
I can't even count how many cars we fixed.
Yeah, but too bad we only got one treat.
Did you say treat? Beans?
Frank's Fixit is closed forever.
So we think all these treats
should go to the Pawtomotive.
All except these two. [Chuckles]
[chomping] Mmm!
Thanks, guys!
Grandpaw was right.
Doing a good job is a great feeling.
But the treats aren't bad either.
[steam whistle blows]
[Grandmaw]
Got time for one more job?
The Pawtomotive
is always open for business.
[car horns honking]
[grunts] Vroom, vroom!
Tag reads...
Episode Title: "Tail-kwondo." 2 of 2
Aired on: Dec 07, 2021.
Heya, Tag, how's the weather
up there today?
Hey, Manhole Dog! It's looking cloudy
with a chance of...
giant biscuits?
[Scooch]
Why can't I do this?
Oh, hey, Tag. Hey, Manhole Dog.
Sorry about that.
I've been practicing all morning,
and I keep knocking
this biscuit over here.
Um, Scooch,
what exactly are you practicing?
Trying to chop this biscuit in half
with my tail, of course.
Are you talking about Tail-kwondo?
The ancient art of tail control.
That's hard.
More like very, very, very hard!
Which is why I need to go practice!
Thanks for the weather report!
I didn't know you were into Tail-kwondo.
When did you start?
It's a long story that starts
with a bully goat back on the farm.
That's a goat that's also a bully.
[grunting]
But if I wanna pass
my Tail-kwondo test this afternoon,
I have to break a biscuit with my tail!
[grunt]
Whoa!
[grunts] Whoa! [Grunts]
Why won't my tail do what I want it to?
That is one wild tail.
I'll never be as good
as my Tail-kwondo hero, Master Wag.
Scooch, I just got a really,
really good idea.
We're going to find Master Wag!
He can teach you to tame your tail.
That is a really, really good idea.
Except nobody knows where he is!
Yah! Aah!
[pained grunts]
Okay, new idea. I'll coach you.
You know Tail-kwondo?
Nope, but I know tails.
I've had one my whole life!
I'll get you ready for your test today.
Who needs Master Wag
when you've got Master Tag?
Now gimme tail.
How about we just paw pound?
To tame your tail, we need to work
on strength, speed, and control!
We'll start with strength.
You ready for a tail-kicking workout?
I'll let you know when I'm ready. Ow.
You're ready now! Go, tail, go!
[blows whistle]
Pushups? Okay.
No. Tail pushups!
[strained grunts]
Whew.
Tail boxing!
[Scooch yelps]
Tail curls!
Lift this weight.
[Scooch grunts]
I mean this weight!
[effort grunts] Yes! Tag!
I did it!
Also... I can't feel my tail.
Strength training? Check!
[Tag] All right, Scooch.
Now we're going to work on speed.
[fast drum solo]
Whoa, you're incredible!
I don't wanna brag, but, uh,
I was in the rock band Sniffer.
Oops! [Chuckles] I just bragged.
With your tail.
Oh, yeah.
You're doing it, Scooch.
Faster!
Faster, Scooch!
[grunting with exertion]
Yahh!
You got it, Scooch!
Speed training is done.
Whoa!
[yelps]
Too fast.
Thanks, Paw.
[bell dings]
Okay, Scooch. The last part
of your tail-training is control.
[bell dings]
Tag, I am not good at this game.
You wanna pass your
Tail-kwondo test, don't you?
Yes. And now I also wanna
win Lambilton,
which is the name
I've given to that stuffed sheep.
Ah, I like that guy.
Okay, let it fly, Scooch.
[whoosh, crash]
Give it another try.
I believe in you, Scooch.
Ha!
Dang.
I told you I'm no good at this game, Tag.
Winner.
[gasps] I did it! I ringed a bottle!
Control training is done.
You're taming that tail, Scooch!
But, we've still got more
work to do before your test.
Sorry, Lambilton. I'll have
to introduce you to Cluckles later.
[Tag]
Go, tail. Go!
I think I'm a tail-master.
Not quite.
There's one more thing to do.
Fluffier. Fluffier.
Even fluffier.
And... perfect.
Now that's the tail of a master.
You know what we need to do now?
Photo shoot? I look amazing.
Maybe later.
But now we break that biscuit.
Yes, Master Tag.
Ready pawsition?
Steady, Scooch.
[grunts with exertion]
Whoa!
Aah!
Whoa! [Grunts]
[sighs] It's hopeless.
My test is in an hour,
and I still haven't tamed my tail.
I'm never gonna be like Master Wag.
Letter for Scooch Pooch.
It's from a, a Master Wag?
What?
[yelps]
[reading]
"Greetings, Tail-kwondo student.
You have been chosen
to train with me, Master Wag,
at my secret cave."
[gasps] Scooch!
This is amazing! Master Wag
can help you pass your test!
Um, Scooch?
I guess that means you're excited.
But we still don't have any idea
where Master Wag lives.
Oh, look!
There's a map on the back.
Well, that's convenient.
Come on, Scooch! Let's go, dog, go!
- [Scooch] Are we there yet?
- [Tag] No.
- Are we there yet?
- No.
- Are we there yet?
- Scooch, you have the map.
Oh, yeah.
Hey! We're here!
[voice echoing]
Hello? Master Wag?
Are there any Tail-kwondo masters in here?
It's ma... ma...
Manhole Dog?
Who were you expecting, Master Wag?
Actually, yeah.
Have you seen him?
Oh, right. Hold on.
How 'bout now?
[gasp]
Manhole Dog is Master Wag?
But how did you become
a Tail-kwondo master?
I got a lot of time on my hands.
And I can help you, Scooch.
[Tag]
So this is where you live?
Don't be ridiculous.
I live in a sewer.
This is where I train.
Whoa. I can't believe
I'm in Master Wag's secret cave.
[gasps] Oh, can you do the Tail Tornado?
Of course, but I wanted to tell you...
And the Wag of Wonder?
Sure, but I've brought you here to...
Or the Fluff Ferocious?
[both]
Whoa!
I know why you're here, Scooch.
Your tail is skilled,
but you still cannot break the biscuit.
It's true!
Wait, how do you know all that?
Because I'm Master Wag.
Also, I've been following you
around all day.
To break the biscuit,
you need my lucky golden bone!
[toy squeaks]
[chuckling] Oops. That's my squeaky toy.
I meant this lucky golden bone.
Whoa!
This is the secret to my Tail-kwondo.
With it, you will be one with your tail.
I can feel the luck already.
Try chopping something.
The map!
A pencil!
An uncooked noodle!
[Scooch]
I feel like I can chop anything!
Oops. Sorry about that.
Don't worry. Happens all the time.
I think you're ready
for that test, Scooch!
[gasps] The test!
It's only a few minutes away!
We're never going to make it
back in time!
You will if you know the way!
Your secret cave is under my house?
You really need to update this map.
Good luck with the test, Scooch.
Be one with your tail.
- Thank you, Master Wag.
- You're welcome.
Also, when I'm in the manhole...
I'm Manhole Dog.
You're incredible, Scooch.
You really are one with your tail.
[grunts with exertion]
[impact grunts]
- [Tag] Whoa.
- [Scooch] I'm ready.
Break a leg, Scooch.
And by leg, I mean biscuit.
It's as good as broken, thanks
to Master Wag's lucky golden bone.
[toy squeaks]
Oh, no! This isn't the lucky bone,
it's the squeaky toy!
Manhole Dog got them mixed up... again!
I'm going to fail my test for sure.
Wait a minute.
You haven't had the lucky bone
since we left Manhole Dog's cave, right?
Yeah, so?
So you've been doing amazing
Tail-kwondo all the way over here,
which means you did it all
without the lucky bone.
You're right.
And I've been training my tail all day.
Hey, maybe I am one with my tail.
Scooch Pooch? You're up.
I believe in you, Scooch.
You just have to believe in you.
[Scooch grunts]
- Way to go!
- Good job!
You mastered your tail!
I knew you could do it!
That was amazing!
You were like, "Take that,"
and I was like, "Whoa,"'
and your tail was like, "Chop!"
Yep. Turns out I'm a pretty good
tail-master after all.
So, how did your test go?
I passed,
even without the good luck bone!
You never needed the bone,
you just needed to believe in yourself.
That's what I said!
And that's why you're Master Tag.
Nah, you can just call me Tag.
[both giggle]
[Manhole Dog] By the way, can I have my
squeaky toy back? I love that thing.
Theme music playing...
[vocalists singing]
♪ Bow-wow-wow ♪
- [tires squeal]
[propeller whirring]
[electric buzz]
[rackets thwacking]
- ♪ Bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow ♪
- Go, dog, go!
- ♪ Do you like... ♪
- ♪ Fast rides in a city of dogs? ♪
- ♪ Do you like... ♪
- ♪ Fast friends always lending a paw? ♪
♪ Do you like... ♪
♪ Cars, blimps, boats,
bikes and trikes? ♪
- ♪ Just being awesome? ♪
- ♪ Welcome to Pawston ♪
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪
- ♪ Hey, go ♪
- ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪
- ♪ And do we really wanna stop? ♪
- ♪ No, no, no ♪
- ♪ Go, dog, go ♪
- ♪ So, just, go, go, go, go, go-go-go ♪
♪ Go, dog, go! ♪
*Go, DOG. GO*
Season 02 Episode 08 IMDB
Tag reads...
Episode Title: "Fast Frank's Fixit." 1 of 2
Aired on: Dec 07, 2021.
[Grandpaw]
Screwdriver, Scooch.
Is that the hammery one?
The hammery one is the hammer, Scooch.
So that's why they call it a hammer!
Mayor Sniffington's car is almost ready.
I can't wait to see her face
when she picks it up.
Yep. Doing a good job
is a great feeling, Tag.
And the treats the customers give us
aren't bad either. [Chuckles]
Tools down, Grandpaw.
We can't be late
for the old-timey car show.
Don't worry,
I'll finish fixing the Mayor's car.
That's why you're in charge
of the garage while we're gone.
Oh! Should be a busy one.
Cars always need fixing
on hot days like this.
Now, let's get moving, Gramps!
- Have fun!
- Good luck!
Next time you see me,
this car will be all fixed.
[Mayor Sniffington]
Hello there, citizens!
Hello, Mayor Sniffington.
That's Chief Mechanic for the day Barker,
and I'm Assistant to the Chief Mechanic
for the day Pooch.
Your car's all fixed, Mayor.
Of course it is!
That's why I brought it
to the Pawtomotive Garage.
It's the best, and only, garage in town.
Here's a treat for your trouble.
- Bye!
- Thank you!
[musical car horn blows]
Our first happy customer, Scooch.
And...
our first treat.
Did you say treat?
Yeah, did ya?
Uh, hi, Frank and Beans.
Yep, the Pawtomotive's customers
like to give us treats
for a job well done.
Treats for fixing cars?
Beans, huddle.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah, but where
are we gonna get a blue giraffe?
What? No.
We'll open our own garage,
so we can get all the treats.
What are you guys whispering about?
We're gonna start our own...
Nothin'! Break!
So, now what do we do?
Now, we wait
for more customers to roll in.
[singers on radio] ♪ Paws in the air
'cause we're making our mark now ♪
♪ It's time to bark... ♪
[Scooch] So how long do we wait?
I think we've listened
to this Barkapella song twenty times.
Ooh, make that 21 times.
[sighs] I don't get it.
I thought we'd have
more customers by now.
Especially on such a hot day.
[horn toots]
A customer!
[engine whirrs, horn toots]
Aw...
[small horn honks]
[Tag gasps]
[small horn honks]
[Tag sighs]
[Scooch]
Um, Tag?
[sighs] Don't bother.
It's probably just a goose
or a boat or a...
[car horn honks]
Car!
Good morning, sir.
Welcome to the Pawtomotive.
How can we help you?
Oil change? New tires?
Do you know the way to Fast Frank's Fixit?
I need my car fixed in a hurry.
Fast Frank's Fixit? Wh-What's that?
Uh, maybe it has something
to do with Beans over there.
Need your car fixed fast?
Fast Frankie'll take care of it! Fast!
Oh! [Chuckles] There it is. Thanks!
[Tag]
Beans, what are you doing?
Welcoming you to Fast Frank's Fixit!
Frank fixes cars now.
Fast! And I hold this thing
and say stuff about it!
Fast Frank's promise,
to fix any car in five minutes flat.
You can't fix every car
in only five minutes.
Watch me.
All done, ma'am!
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a lot of cars to fix
and treats to collect. Next!
I'm telling you, Scooch,
Frank can't fix all these cars that fast.
But these dogs think he can.
Look! Frank's taking all our customers!
Well, then,
we just have to take 'em back.
Bring your car
to the Pawston Pawtomotive.
We fix your car right!
Come to Fast Frank's,
where a fix-up takes a fast five!
Come to Pawston Pawtomotive,
where we give you service with a smile!
And a balloon!
Fast Frank's will fix your car
in five minutes.
Now, that's fast!
Plus, I'll give you
this Frank balloon face.
They're getting so many treats.
What if we start giving treats?
We have hot dogs, folks!
A reliable meal, just like the reliable
service here at the Pawtomotive!
We're out of ketchup,
but we have mustard!
[voice echoing]
Turbo dogs, dogs, dogs,
get your fast fix of franks
at Fast Frank's Fixit!
Home of the five-minute-fix up!
And a six-foot-long turbo dog!
And... we have plenty of ketchup!
[tires squeal]
[singers on radio] ♪ It's time
to bark in the park in the dark ♪
[Tag] There's something fishy
going on at Fast Frank's.
Nobody is that fast.
[Scooch] How are we
going to get our customers back?
Man, this song is catchy!
[Tag]
That's it! We'll use music.
We need to get
the Barkapellas to perform.
Live! Right here
in front of the Pawtomotive!
[singing] ♪ The Pawtomotive
fixes cars correctly ♪
♪ At an adequate pace ♪
♪ Pawtomotive Pawston,
Pawtomotive ♪
See, Scooch? I knew
our customers would come around.
[Beans] Attention Pawston!
Breaking Fixit news!
Fast Frank's is now offering
4-minute fix-its!
♪ Did he really say four minutes? ♪
♪ Okay, now we're impressed ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
[tires squealing]
Four-minute fix-its?
Yeah. Five minutes was ridiculous,
but four is impossible!
[sighs] I guess that's it, Scooch.
If everyone's just going to go
to Fast Frank's,
we might as well close
the Pawtomotive.
[musical car horn blows]
The Mayor!
We have a pawtomotive emergency!
Cars are breaking down all over Pawston.
[gasps] It must be because of Frank!
I knew he couldn't fix
all those cars in five minutes!
Pawston needs us, Scooch.
Let's fix, dog, fix!
[tires screech]
Whoa. This is a disaster!
Eh, could be worse.
See? I told you it could be worse!
[gasps] Tape? So, that's how
Frank fixed the cars so fast.
But you can't fix a car with tape.
Even I know that.
Well, that's why these cars
are breaking down.
So, what do we do?
We're going to fix these cars,
and we're going to fix them right.
♪ If you've got a car
sooner or later ♪
♪ Somethin' on it will break ♪
♪ Pawtomotive Pawston,
Pawtomotive ♪
♪ And taping it together
really fast is probably a mistake ♪
♪ Pawtomotive Pawston,
Pawtomotive ♪
♪ You need somebody with
more than half an hour in the biz ♪
♪ The Barkapellas came
to tell you who that somebody is ♪
♪ Pawston Pawtomotive 'cause your car
deserves better than tape ♪
♪ Pawtomotive Pawston,
Pawtomotive ♪
[Tag]
Do you like your car now?
[Lady Lydia]
Yes! Yes, I do!
That's all of them, Scooch.
Now let's go stop Frank
from ruining any more cars.
[Scooch, muffled]
Or using any more tape!
[Frank]
There ya go. All done.
[all]
♪ Thank you, Fast Frankie! ♪
- Beans.
- Huh?
We're running a little low on tape.
Could you go get some more?
Sure thing, Frank.
I'll catch a ride to the tape store
with the Barkapellas.
Wait up, guys!
[Tag] We know
what you're doing, Frank.
You're not fixing cars,
you're just patching them up with tape.
That's not true!
I also started using paper clips,
and rubber bands,
couple of shoelaces, and chewing gum.
Besides, my customers are happy.
Just look at all the treats.
Frank, all of your customers' cars
have been breaking down.
Not true! The Barkapellas' car
is still going!
♪ That's because we can't stop! ♪
[Beans] Help me, Fast Frankie!
The car won't slow down!
[Frank] We have to save Beans!
And those, uh, those other dogs too!
[Tag] Their go-pedal must be stuck!
Everyone, grab some tools.
Let's go, dog. Go!
♪ We're in a place
that we don't wanna be ♪
♪ And seein' scenery
we don't wanna see ♪
♪ In a direction that we don't wanna go ♪
♪ I'd say we're out of control ♪
♪ That's because
we can't stop this car ♪
♪ Now here we are ♪
♪ Stuck in a runaway, runaway ♪
♪ If there's a way to fix something fast
that does not last ♪
♪ We'll pick some other way, any day ♪
♪ Runaway car, runaway car ♪
♪ We're reaching speeds
that we don't wanna reach ♪
♪ This isn't how
we like to go to the beach ♪
♪ Knowing we're not even
slowing down in the sand ♪
♪ Seriously, what's the plan? ♪
[Beans]
Help!
We're coming, Beans!
What're we gonna do?
Engaging autopilot!
Swivel me, Scooch!
♪ Like we said, we can't
stop this car ♪
♪ Now here we are ♪
♪ Stuck in a runaway ♪
Tag, not to rush you, but the thing is
we're heading straight for the water!
[sharp gasp]
Quickly, Frank! Hand me that tape!
Oh, sure, now she wants the tape.
Frank!
♪ Like we said, we can't stop this car ♪
♪ Now here we are,
stuck in a runaway ♪
There! Good as new!
Tag! Water!
♪ ...some other way, any day ♪
♪ Runaway car ♪
♪ Runaway car ♪
♪ Runaway car ♪
Beans! You're safe!
Frank! You're Frank!
What a day, huh, Scooch?
I can't even count how many cars we fixed.
Yeah, but too bad we only got one treat.
Did you say treat? Beans?
Frank's Fixit is closed forever.
So we think all these treats
should go to the Pawtomotive.
All except these two. [Chuckles]
[chomping] Mmm!
Thanks, guys!
Grandpaw was right.
Doing a good job is a great feeling.
But the treats aren't bad either.
[steam whistle blows]
[Grandmaw]
Got time for one more job?
The Pawtomotive
is always open for business.
[car horns honking]
[grunts] Vroom, vroom!
Tag reads...
Episode Title: "Tail-kwondo." 2 of 2
Aired on: Dec 07, 2021.
Heya, Tag, how's the weather
up there today?
Hey, Manhole Dog! It's looking cloudy
with a chance of...
giant biscuits?
[Scooch]
Why can't I do this?
Oh, hey, Tag. Hey, Manhole Dog.
Sorry about that.
I've been practicing all morning,
and I keep knocking
this biscuit over here.
Um, Scooch,
what exactly are you practicing?
Trying to chop this biscuit in half
with my tail, of course.
Are you talking about Tail-kwondo?
The ancient art of tail control.
That's hard.
More like very, very, very hard!
Which is why I need to go practice!
Thanks for the weather report!
I didn't know you were into Tail-kwondo.
When did you start?
It's a long story that starts
with a bully goat back on the farm.
That's a goat that's also a bully.
[grunting]
But if I wanna pass
my Tail-kwondo test this afternoon,
I have to break a biscuit with my tail!
[grunt]
Whoa!
[grunts] Whoa! [Grunts]
Why won't my tail do what I want it to?
That is one wild tail.
I'll never be as good
as my Tail-kwondo hero, Master Wag.
Scooch, I just got a really,
really good idea.
We're going to find Master Wag!
He can teach you to tame your tail.
That is a really, really good idea.
Except nobody knows where he is!
Yah! Aah!
[pained grunts]
Okay, new idea. I'll coach you.
You know Tail-kwondo?
Nope, but I know tails.
I've had one my whole life!
I'll get you ready for your test today.
Who needs Master Wag
when you've got Master Tag?
Now gimme tail.
How about we just paw pound?
To tame your tail, we need to work
on strength, speed, and control!
We'll start with strength.
You ready for a tail-kicking workout?
I'll let you know when I'm ready. Ow.
You're ready now! Go, tail, go!
[blows whistle]
Pushups? Okay.
No. Tail pushups!
[strained grunts]
Whew.
Tail boxing!
[Scooch yelps]
Tail curls!
Lift this weight.
[Scooch grunts]
I mean this weight!
[effort grunts] Yes! Tag!
I did it!
Also... I can't feel my tail.
Strength training? Check!
[Tag] All right, Scooch.
Now we're going to work on speed.
[fast drum solo]
Whoa, you're incredible!
I don't wanna brag, but, uh,
I was in the rock band Sniffer.
Oops! [Chuckles] I just bragged.
With your tail.
Oh, yeah.
You're doing it, Scooch.
Faster!
Faster, Scooch!
[grunting with exertion]
Yahh!
You got it, Scooch!
Speed training is done.
Whoa!
[yelps]
Too fast.
Thanks, Paw.
[bell dings]
Okay, Scooch. The last part
of your tail-training is control.
[bell dings]
Tag, I am not good at this game.
You wanna pass your
Tail-kwondo test, don't you?
Yes. And now I also wanna
win Lambilton,
which is the name
I've given to that stuffed sheep.
Ah, I like that guy.
Okay, let it fly, Scooch.
[whoosh, crash]
Give it another try.
I believe in you, Scooch.
Ha!
Dang.
I told you I'm no good at this game, Tag.
Winner.
[gasps] I did it! I ringed a bottle!
Control training is done.
You're taming that tail, Scooch!
But, we've still got more
work to do before your test.
Sorry, Lambilton. I'll have
to introduce you to Cluckles later.
[Tag]
Go, tail. Go!
I think I'm a tail-master.
Not quite.
There's one more thing to do.
Fluffier. Fluffier.
Even fluffier.
And... perfect.
Now that's the tail of a master.
You know what we need to do now?
Photo shoot? I look amazing.
Maybe later.
But now we break that biscuit.
Yes, Master Tag.
Ready pawsition?
Steady, Scooch.
[grunts with exertion]
Whoa!
Aah!
Whoa! [Grunts]
[sighs] It's hopeless.
My test is in an hour,
and I still haven't tamed my tail.
I'm never gonna be like Master Wag.
Letter for Scooch Pooch.
It's from a, a Master Wag?
What?
[yelps]
[reading]
"Greetings, Tail-kwondo student.
You have been chosen
to train with me, Master Wag,
at my secret cave."
[gasps] Scooch!
This is amazing! Master Wag
can help you pass your test!
Um, Scooch?
I guess that means you're excited.
But we still don't have any idea
where Master Wag lives.
Oh, look!
There's a map on the back.
Well, that's convenient.
Come on, Scooch! Let's go, dog, go!
- [Scooch] Are we there yet?
- [Tag] No.
- Are we there yet?
- No.
- Are we there yet?
- Scooch, you have the map.
Oh, yeah.
Hey! We're here!
[voice echoing]
Hello? Master Wag?
Are there any Tail-kwondo masters in here?
It's ma... ma...
Manhole Dog?
Who were you expecting, Master Wag?
Actually, yeah.
Have you seen him?
Oh, right. Hold on.
How 'bout now?
[gasp]
Manhole Dog is Master Wag?
But how did you become
a Tail-kwondo master?
I got a lot of time on my hands.
And I can help you, Scooch.
[Tag]
So this is where you live?
Don't be ridiculous.
I live in a sewer.
This is where I train.
Whoa. I can't believe
I'm in Master Wag's secret cave.
[gasps] Oh, can you do the Tail Tornado?
Of course, but I wanted to tell you...
And the Wag of Wonder?
Sure, but I've brought you here to...
Or the Fluff Ferocious?
[both]
Whoa!
I know why you're here, Scooch.
Your tail is skilled,
but you still cannot break the biscuit.
It's true!
Wait, how do you know all that?
Because I'm Master Wag.
Also, I've been following you
around all day.
To break the biscuit,
you need my lucky golden bone!
[toy squeaks]
[chuckling] Oops. That's my squeaky toy.
I meant this lucky golden bone.
Whoa!
This is the secret to my Tail-kwondo.
With it, you will be one with your tail.
I can feel the luck already.
Try chopping something.
The map!
A pencil!
An uncooked noodle!
[Scooch]
I feel like I can chop anything!
Oops. Sorry about that.
Don't worry. Happens all the time.
I think you're ready
for that test, Scooch!
[gasps] The test!
It's only a few minutes away!
We're never going to make it
back in time!
You will if you know the way!
Your secret cave is under my house?
You really need to update this map.
Good luck with the test, Scooch.
Be one with your tail.
- Thank you, Master Wag.
- You're welcome.
Also, when I'm in the manhole...
I'm Manhole Dog.
You're incredible, Scooch.
You really are one with your tail.
[grunts with exertion]
[impact grunts]
- [Tag] Whoa.
- [Scooch] I'm ready.
Break a leg, Scooch.
And by leg, I mean biscuit.
It's as good as broken, thanks
to Master Wag's lucky golden bone.
[toy squeaks]
Oh, no! This isn't the lucky bone,
it's the squeaky toy!
Manhole Dog got them mixed up... again!
I'm going to fail my test for sure.
Wait a minute.
You haven't had the lucky bone
since we left Manhole Dog's cave, right?
Yeah, so?
So you've been doing amazing
Tail-kwondo all the way over here,
which means you did it all
without the lucky bone.
You're right.
And I've been training my tail all day.
Hey, maybe I am one with my tail.
Scooch Pooch? You're up.
I believe in you, Scooch.
You just have to believe in you.
[Scooch grunts]
- Way to go!
- Good job!
You mastered your tail!
I knew you could do it!
That was amazing!
You were like, "Take that,"
and I was like, "Whoa,"'
and your tail was like, "Chop!"
Yep. Turns out I'm a pretty good
tail-master after all.
So, how did your test go?
I passed,
even without the good luck bone!
You never needed the bone,
you just needed to believe in yourself.
That's what I said!
And that's why you're Master Tag.
Nah, you can just call me Tag.
[both giggle]
[Manhole Dog] By the way, can I have my
squeaky toy back? I love that thing.
Theme music playing...
[vocalists singing]
♪ Bow-wow-wow ♪